Fight Thread

[JSGD]

*With his last breath*

"I curse Zoidberg!"

[Kitty]

*Notices dead JSGD on the floor and kicks him swiftly in the side and walks away*

[HeadHunter]

*Watches from the Rafters*

[Switzer]

*shoots the hawaiian dude with a coconut*

[HeadHunter]

good job i aint Hawaiian.......killed by coconut is a bad way to go

[Switzer]

*steals HH's gold necklace in celebration*

[HeadHunter]

like most of the things i have its a rip off....10 quid from this bloke i know

*Throws bowler hat with sharpened blades like a frisbee and beheads Switzer*

[Switzer]

*turns into the headless horseman and rides horse*

Go horsie spit on HH

[HeadHunter]

*Runs and hides*

[Switzer]

* tells your mommy that you hit me*

[droidguy1119]

*ATOMIC FART*

[JimmyDean]

*Falls to the ground choking*

[Aaargh!]

*is a machine, and therefore isn't affected by the atomic fart.

[Catshe]

*Wakes up after 3 days being unconcious*

[JSGD]

*begins to regenerate*

[Catshe]

*Look's for JSGD so they can team up and kill Kitty*

[JSGD]

*JSGD decides to join Catshe's team.*

"Together we can destroy the one called KITTY!"

[droidguy1119]

*with sword and shotgun, strides in in black jacket and bulletproof breastplate*

"Motherf---er, are you out of your damn mind?"

*blasts and hacks JSGD and Catshe to pieces*

[JSGD]

*Slowly begins to reansemble himself*

*Takes out a 60inch sword, and rides after Droid*

*Droid just to late managed to look back to see a sword coming toward his head*

[Switzer]

*Switzer pulls a jackie chan move on JSGD and he comes out with
a 3rd degree seizure*

[Catshe]

*Switzer and droidguy realize that they have just attacked hologram's*

*JSGD and catshe sneak up behind and blast them into space in a unbreakable bubble*

[Switzer]

* the bubble floats into a space porn movie*

[Catshe]

*Where they can only watch HA HA HA*

[Switzer]

* Switzer pulls out a bottle of breaking unbreakable stuff liquid and breaks the bubble*

*switzer gets some radioactive space popcorn and throws it on Catshe*

[Catshe]

*Catshe has her radioactive space popcorn umberella*
*Open's it up and they rebound back into space*

[Switzer]

*switzer dodges those and puts on aerodynamic suit with spikes on it*

aiming at you catshe!

[Catshe]

*Catshe waits for Switzer*

MEANTIME

*Goes in search for trusty team mate JSGD*

*Finds him in Alcohol heaven*

[Switzer]

*runs after catshe*

*turns into some snowball shooting machine*

*shoots wet snowballs at catshe making her all wet*

[droidguy1119]

*reappears with red and green sweater and clawed hand*

You're all dreaming and can't wake up! Mwahahahahahaha!

*runs around slaying everyone*

[Switzer]

*plays with thumbs*

*the twirling motion of the thumb moving creates a tornado and picks up everyone*

[JSGD]

*awakenes with a hangover*

"QUIET!!! I'm trying to sleep!"

*slams a door*

[Switzer]

*waits for the cranky hippo to wake up*

[droidguy1119]

*blows up the house the door JSDG slammed is attached to to pieces*

[Switzer]

*stops droidguy from chasing whoever amy is*

[droidguy1119]

She's the girl that got away and you can never stop me!

*goes Master Control Program on Switzer's ass*

[Switzer]

*shouts out she better not be THE amy*

*got my ass out of the way*

*shoots 9 superhard beanbags at you*

[droidguy1119]

Aaaugh! Beanbags! My only weakness!

*turns into an acid creature, splashes all over Switzer*

[Switzer]

*changes into dry clothes*

*while doing that flashes my hiney to droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

Aaugh! Ass!

*dies*

[Switzer]

*does a victory dance over droidguy*

*making him dying in his afterlife*

[droidguy1119]

*reappears suddenly, chops Switzer's feet off*

No more footsy for you, dammit!

[Skinny]

(Skinny arrives at the arena, buys his usual concession treats of popcorn and Icee, sits down in the stands and enjoys the action)

[droidguy1119]

That's a bad idea, yo. I just ate my own lemon bars and I've never been too nice to pedestrians in video games...

*cracks Switzer's neck, heads after Skinny*

[Diablo]

*walks up to skinny* arnt you the strongest skinniest man?

[Skinny]

a little bit... why do you ask?

[Diablo]

*Shrugs* no reason, just wanted to see how strong you really are..

[Skinny]

i have decent muscle to hit a homerun, but not that much to actually fight...

[droidguy1119]

*strides up behind Diablo, inserts detonator into spine, presses button. Diablo blows into billions of tiny chunks*

Guess we'll never know.

*eats Skinny's popcorn*

This is a tasty snack...mind if I partake in your beverage to wash this down with?

*takes Skinny's Icee and drinks it*

Ahh. That hit the spot.

[Skinny]

(Skinny offers droidguy some more in part of courtesy --_--)

[droidguy1119]

Hrm. Fine, for this fried rice, I will not kill you.

*leaves arena with dish*

[Diablo]

the chunks regroup and form leaving diablo full again

*Hey its the internet, anything can happen* :p

[droidguy1119]

*pokes head back in, pegs Diablo in the head with empty dish*

[Diablo]

*stands up after getting hit with dish* Ok thats it im leaving *Runs out of the thread*

[Aaargh!]

*chases Diablo23 the rest of the way, and goes back to the killig spree he began in Scene 24.

[JSGD]

*Prays to god*

*Lightning strikes Droidguy, and kills him*

[Catshe]

Catshe join's in the prayer ceromony

[HeadHunter]

*Grants their wishes* :D

[Catshe]

*Catshe wonders what to do with her time now*

[HeadHunter]

Try to take over the world......

[Catshe]

*single handedly*

*ask's HH to help*

Set's off to assasinate the VIP's

[droidguy1119]

*multiple miniature droidguy1119's spring out of mirrors on the floor, overcome Catshe, HeadHunter and JSGD*

[Switzer]

*calls the british army*
*tells them to attack droidguy,catshe, headhunter, and JSGD*

ARGGGG!!!!

[Warren]

*Ties sniktawt to a chair and shoves rusty old nails into his eyes. Just for hating Bret Hart.*

[Switzer]

*throws a whole bucket of soapy water at Warren's eyes*

[JimmyDean]

*Bites a random CSer*

[droidguy1119]

*bites JimmyDean back*

[Aaargh!]

*bites the robot and the film star with his nasty big pointy teeth.

[JSGD]

"HA! Try to kill me now!"

*commits kamikaze*

[Catshe]

*Catshe goes into hiding*

(not down a hole)

[HeadHunter]

*runs after catshe with a 2x4*

[JSGD]

*Runs after HeadHunter with a 3x6*

[Catshe]

*Jumps on the back of a space monster*

*And flees*

[JSGD]

*Hits the space monster with a 3x6*

[Catshe]

*Catshe falls*

*wonders why JSGD has turned on her*

[JSGD]

"Alls fair in love an war, Catshe"

"Besides, your the only opponent around, right now."

"So how about a round of fisticuffs?"

[Catshe]

*punches JSGD where it hurt's*

[JSGD]

*falls down in agony*

"Sorry, I'll never do it again!!!!"

[droidguy1119]

Frankly, JSGD...I don't give a damn.

*pulls out automatic weapon, annihilates JSGD*

[Switzer]

*sprays perfume on droidguy*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Throws meat cleaver at Switzer's head*

[Switzer]

*head bounces back into place*

*puts on Wolverine claw*

*shreds Mr's clothes in threads*

[droidguy1119]

*slices open Switzer's throat and bashes in Mr.Matinee's head while smelling like perfume*

[Skinny]

(Skinny gets up from his seat and goes back to the concession stand to get some popcorn)

[Kitty]

*Kitty takes out a rifle and shoots at skinny :D*

[Skinny]

hey!!!! HEY!!! (Skinny starts doing a dance to dodge the bullets --_--)

[Kitty]

*Kitty stops and gives skinny a kiss...a kiss of death :twisted: and then she goes after him with the grim reaper glaive*

[Skinny]

(Skinny starts to become dizzy and is starting to black out --_--)

[Kitty]

*Kitty throws glaive to the side and takes out a sledgehammer and beats skinny with it*

[Skinny]

(Skinny snaps out of it by eating one of droidguy's super lemon bars and super kicks kitty in the jaw --_--#)

[Kitty]

*Phases through skinny and goes behind him, putting on a karate outfit and kicking skinny's ass..literally :p*

[Skinny]

oh that's it! (under the San Diego Padre shirt he's wearing, Skinny wears a black Karate gi... 3rd degree black belt :evil: )

[Kitty]

padres suck anyways ;) :p
*Kitty gets into karate stance*

[Skinny]

(Skinny gets into his stance and gestures Kitty to make the first move --_--##)

[Kitty]

*Kitty runs through skinny and kicks him in the back of the head :D*

[Skinny]

(Skinny roundhouses Kitty in the gut --_--#) and that's what you get for a cheap move...

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through the floor and comes out in front of skinny and buries him in sand ^^*

[Skinny]

(Skinny comes out of the sand and shoves some in Kitty's mouth, down her throat --_--#)

[Kitty]

*Kitty coughs up some of her kitty litter and takes out a baseball bat, hitting skinny in the gut with it*

[Skinny]

(Skinny doubles over and draws his bat and bashes Kitty's back, paralyzing her --_--#)

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through the bat and grabs it from skinny's skinny hands and hits him over the back with it :D*

[redman]

*throws grenade at skinny and kitty*

[Kitty]

*runs away from blast of grenade*

[redman]

*points rifle at kitty's head*

u ready to die?

[Kitty]

sure.
*redman shoots at kitty as kitty phases through the bullet*
*Kitty takes the rifle and throws it into the side, then kicks redman hard in the stomach*

[redman]

hey thats cheating.

*rubs stomach*

*judo chops kitty's head*

[Kitty]

*Kitty falls on floor unconcious*

[redman]

*grabs rifle and slams it through her stomach*

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets the wind knocked out of her. Kitty gets up slowly and gets her bat and hits redman in the knees*

[droidguy1119]

*from the outside, sets thread arena on fire*

Mwahahaha!

[Kitty]

*runs out of fire*

[droidguy1119]

*detonates arena, large chunk of arena lands on Kitty*

[redman]

*rubs broken knee-caps*

*gets pliers and cuts kitty's achilles heel*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through the pliers, grabs them from redman and throws them to the side. She gets a chair and hits it on his back :D*

[redman]

*grabs a piece of the broken chair and throws it at kitty*

[droidguy1119]

*mutters an incantation, ground splits and angles downward, toward the hellfire underneath*

[redman]

*throws ninja star at droidguy to stop the incantation*

[droidguy1119]

*gets out of the way, completes spell*

Ha!

*redman and Kitty slide into oblivion...*

[redman]

*rises from oblivion and glove slaps droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

Damn you! Rhythym is spelled wrong in your icon!

*destroys icon, then redman*

[redman]

who cares. fez is so funny.

*picks up butcher knife and runs after droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

*kills Fez, throws body at redman*

Ha!

[redman]

u basstard!

*go postal on droidguy*

[Inval1d]

*gets bored and punches himself in the groin*

:)

[droidguy1119]

*helps Inval1d, punches Inval1d in the groin as well*

[Inval1d]

*gives thumbs up*

Thanks! :D

[droidguy1119]

You're welcome, anytime.

*punches Inval1d again*

[Inval1d]

yay! fun for the whole family! ;)

[droidguy1119]

Absolutely. The whole thread, really.

[Inval1d]

:funny: indeed

[Aaargh!]

*laughs Invalid to death.

[Switzer]

*shoves chopsticks down Aaargh's throat* KO

[JSGD]

Switzer

*Shoves hockey stick up Switzer's [censored]*

[Switzer]

*the stick goes thru my body digestional system and reached my mouth*

*mouth turns into a cannon and shoots it back at JSGD*

[JSGD]

*Puts on mask*

"SMOCKING!!!!"

*Gives Switzer the vegie(?) of his lifetime*

[Switzer]

OWWWWW!!! that hurts

*goes to the hospital*

*comes back and throws a wheel chair at JSGD*

[JSGD]

*Blackouts*

*Wakes up*

"Man, that smarts!"

"Where am I?"

[Switzer]

your in a gay bar

[JSGD]

"Groovy!"

*Gets drunk and throws beerbottles after Switzer*

[Switzer]

*picks up a walk of cement on the sidewalk and throws it at JSGD's legs*

[JSGD]

*Picks up a chopper, and hits cement, breaking it in 1000 pieces*

*Puts all the pieces in a minigun, and begins firing a Switzer*

[Switzer]

hey, you chipped a nail


*goes to the manacure place*

*pours nail polish all over JSGD*

[JSGD]

"YOU RUINED MY HAIRDO"

"IT'S ON NOW!!!"

*Calls on the power of the gods*

"GIVE HIM SOME WOOPASS!!!!"

[droidguy1119]

*Kool-Aid man, lead by droidguy1119, busts through the wall and pours deadly Kool-Aid down everyone's throats, filled with asbestos and lead paint that fell in the guy when he came through the wall*

[JSGD]

*Doesn't bother hurting Droidguy, since he already has serious braindamage :D*

[Switzer]

*puts a saddle on JSGD and whips him like a horse*

[Diablo]

*looks at switzer from the audience seat and yells* CALM DOWN BUDDY!!!

[Catshe]

*Catshe walk's out of cinema*

Look's up

*Discover's she had walked into a S&M cinema*

[droidguy1119]

But if Switzer is the sadist and JSGD is the masochist, then who the hell am I?

[Switzer]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
But if Switzer is the sadist and JSGD is the masochist, then who the hell am I?
No I'm not a sadist, I'm a nudist :p

[droidguy1119]

Aaaugh!

*kills Switzer*

You naked b---ard!

[Switzer]

*my clothes form into my body shape w/o my body*

*shirt sleeves strangle you to death*

[droidguy1119]

I have died many times. I will not be killed by your damn shirt.

*pulls sleeves off neck, shoves them down Switzer's throat*

And dammit, CS is way better than SHH.

*annihilates SHH*

[redman]

*roams into room*

*picks up beer bottle and smacks it over droidguys head*

[droidguy1119]

*pieces of glass and redman's hand are sucked into the back of droidguy1119's head. redman's hand is gone, only a bloody stump left behind. droidguy1119 turns around* *

Is that a glass eye? Sure looks like it...

*droidguy1119 spits the glass into redman's eyes*

[redman]

ouchy!

*kicks droidguy in the balls for that insult*

[droidguy1119]

*redman's foot breaks*

Metal cup! Mwahahaha!

[redman]

*hobbles around*

*throws grenade at droidguy*

watcha gonna do about the eh?

[droidguy1119]

*removes cup, picks up grenade, places it inside cup, takes cup, hits redman in the skull with it, buckles cup back onto redman*

That.

*grenade detonates*

[redman]

*redman walks around with no recognisable face*

*picks up machine-gun and starts randomly shooting in the direction of droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

Your face? I blew off your...um...little machine gun.

[redman]

oops......*looks down*. dear god!!!!!!!!!!!

*hulks out on droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

*King-Kongs out in response, drops an Empire State Building Climber on redman, then hits him with a folding chair*

[IdahoMR2man]

*punches self right in the pancreas*

[JSGD]

*Streaks*

[droidguy1119]

I think JSGD is unther the impression that he's at the prom and not the fight. But nice, you got your custom title.

*pulls down title, impales JSGD on it*

Enjoy it.

[droidguy1119]

*beats up more users*

[Aaargh!]

*beats up droidguy1119.

[droidguy1119]

*melts Aaargh! in a giant vat of molten metal*

[Aaargh!]

*reconstitutes ala T-1000 and smashes droidguy in car compactor.

[droidguy1119]

*leaps out unharmed*

Mwaha!

*fires nails into Aaargh's neural-net processor*

[_manuel_]

*throws flaming mouse pads at droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

*ducks, swings explosive mouses by the cord and tries to smack _manuel_ in the head with them*

[_manuel_]

*dodges*

*retaliates with razor sharp toothpicks*

[droidguy1119]

*ducks toothpicks, lunges with nail clippers of death*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Cuts off droidguy's head with a lightsaber*

[droidguy1119]

*droidguy1119's body picks up droidguy1119's head and shoves it through Mr.Matinee*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Eats Droidguy*

[droidguy1119]

*detonates small nuclear bomb inside Mr.Matinee*

[Aaargh!]

*detonates large nuclear bomb in droidguy's face.

[droidguy1119]

*shards of droidguy1119's skull embed themselves in Aaargh!'s eyes, droidguy1119's body strangles Aaargh!*

[Aaargh!]

*cannot be strangled as he is a machine. Shoves Droidguy into a car compactor and sets crusher to "Steel Ice Cube".

[droidguy1119]

Again with the car compactor!

*puts Aaargh! in a car compactor, crushes Aaargh! into a cube.*

[cg124]

come on *****es

This will be your worst nighmare

[HeadHunter]

*Walks over to CG and slices him in half*

[cg124]

oh no not my body!


*grows back*


Lets make this fight last longer wouldn't you say.


*punches HH in the face*

[HeadHunter]

*Slashes CG several times across the chest*

[droidguy1119]

*throws HeadHunter and cg124 onto a minefield*

[cg124]

* gives droidguy and HH sleeping pills*

[droidguy1119]

*pulls a bong out of cg124's pocket*

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

*smacks cg124 in the head with the bong*

On second thought, smoking is bad for your health.

*shoves bong down cg124's throat*

[Switzer]

*hits cg with a baseball bat*

*the bong shatters to pieces*

[Aaargh!]

*throws a television at Switzer. TV goes through his head. Attacks various other Forum members with various whitegoods.

[HeadHunter]

*Takes off mask and scares everyone to death*

[Aaargh!]

*Points a mirror at Headhunter.

[JSGD]

*Pokes people*

[Switzer]

*makes JSGD look at gay porn*

[stonefaced_1]

*Throws Switzer a bomb with one second lefts that says "Your F'd"*

[droidguy1119]

That's not very nice.

*attaches a grenade to the back of Switzer's head, pulls out the pin, Switzer's head blows up*

I guess that wasn't very nice either.

[stonefaced_1]

lol. *Shoots droidguy1119 point blank in the back of the head*

[droidguy1119]

*falls forward, sending poison-tipped cleats back and upward into stonefaced_1's crotch at full-force*

[Switzer]

*kidnaps Zooey Deschanel making droidguy cry non stop*

[droidguy1119]

*cries non-stop*

Damn you Switzer!

[Switzer]

*makes her do a lap dance for me*

[droidguy1119]

HEY! GOD DAMN YOU!

*steals Zooey back, crushes Switzer into tiny bits, places bits of Switzer in blender, makes milkshake, feeds it to...um...Aaargh!*

[Aaargh!]

Yum, Forum Member Shakes.

[HeadHunter]

Sticks Aaargh! in a blender mmmmm Aaargh! Shake

[droidguy1119]

*escapes with Zooey Deschanel as other members blend and drink each other*

[droidguy1119]

*beats a bunch of cannibals up*

[droidguy1119]

*kills people for letting Fight Thread slip down two whole pages*

[[Future]Snip]

oh snap, this is the thread for lilttle ole me.

[Kitty]

*Takes out samurai sword and takes out droidguy's arms*

[[Future]Snip]

JU TALKIN TO ME MANG

[droidguy1119]

My arms! Dear God, I have no arms!

*kicks Kitty across the thread*

Hrm...maybe I don't need arms...

[Kitty]

*Hits back on wall. Gets up and goes to droidguy, wanting to make him like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail :twisted:*

[droidguy1119]

It's only a flesh wound!

*bleeds on Kitty*

[Kitty]

*Cuts off droidguy's legs*
*puts away samurai sword*
"All right then, let's call it a draw." :p

[Colorado Cajun]

*pulls Kitty's ears off*

[droidguy1119]

*twists around, watching Kitty go to the CS Prom*

Oh, running away, eh?! You yellow bastard...come back here and get what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!

[Skinny]

(Skinny, wearing scrubs and carrying a medic kit is watching the carnage and tries not to look, for the damage seems grousome and irreparable @_@)

[Kitty]

*Phases through cc as he tries to pull off my ears. Goes behind him and kicks him behind his knees, and stabs him in the shoulder with the samurai sword*

[droidguy1119]

Skinny...'tis but a scratch...

[Colorado Cajun]

stop phasing woman your last name is not Pride:p

*pulls sword out of his shoulder and adds it to his collection*

[Kitty]

its spelled Pryde! :p
*body slams cc as he's lying on the ground*

[Colorado Cajun]

that would've hurt more if you weren't so squishable

*pokes Kitty in the sides*

[droidguy1119]

*pieces of droidguy1119 leap off the ground and reassemble themselves...face turns toward the light*

I...live...againnnn...

*gets on armor, finds sword and wench, possesses her, comes after Kitty and Colorado Cajun with an army of skeletons*

[Kitty]

stop it!
*takes out bat and hits cc in the head with it*

[Colorado Cajun]

*grabs a Boomstick and gets down to business spraying shots everywhere*

[Kitty]

*Kitty hides behind the bar, loading up her machine gun*

[The Moose]

*slowly takes Kitty's machine gun, and replaces it with a fish. Kitty doesn't notice"

[Skinny]

(Skinny rushes out in the field with his Kit to aid a wounded person, busts out the morphine @_@)

[Kitty]

*Kitty notices and tackles moose to the ground, takes the machine gun, and shoots ten or so at his chest*

[Skinny]

(Skinny is going delirious from all the screaming, bodies, blood, and guts everywhere @_@;;; )

[Kitty]

*Kitty evily glares at Skinny and gets machine gun ready just in case he stands in my way*

[Skinny]

(Skinny dives out of the way and covers his face on the floor with his arms)

[The Moose]

*laughs, as bullets hit the spare fish in his jacket*

*pushes a cow towards Kitty*

[Colorado Cajun]

hey now i'm lethal with a fish
http://www.markhamill.com/images/bbrotjpo.jpg

[droidguy1119]

*steps in front of The Moose*

Something fishy's going on here...

*picks up Moose*

I don't like this one. Throw it back!

*tosses Moose into a nearby catapult, chops the rope, sends Moose miles into the distance*

Ahahahaha!

[Kitty]

*Dodges cow and throws an evil rabbit to moose's neck*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
*steps in front of The Moose*

Something fishy's going on here...

*picks up Moose*

I don't like this one. Throw it back!

*tosses Moose into a nearby catapult, chops the rope, sends Moose miles into the distance*

Ahahahaha!
"A moose once bit my sister.."

[Skinny]

(Skinny hides behind the cow @_@)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny hides behind the cow @_@)
*Finds Skinny and tosses him to the other side of the room*

[droidguy1119]

*walks up to the cow*

Don't have a cow!

*pushes the cow over on top of Kitty, squishing her*

Mwahahaha, I crack myself up.

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
*steps in front of The Moose*

Something fishy's going on here...

*picks up Moose*

I don't like this one. Throw it back!

*tosses Moose into a nearby catapult, chops the rope, sends Moose miles into the distance*

Ahahahaha!

*looks at Droid*

now that's classy! Want to team up?

*shoots Kitty with his poison flower*

[The Moose]

*trudges back*

*lowers antlers, and charges at droidguy*

[Skinny]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Finds Skinny and tosses him to the other side of the room*

um... thanxs --_--

[Kitty]

*is posioned and squished by cow*

[Colorado Cajun]

*high fives Droid*
hurray!

[droidguy1119]

*grabs Moose by the antlers, lifts him off the ground over his head*

I might, but I'm afraid I don't make friends with those not playing with a full deck.

*kicks Colorado Cajun in the crotch, causing him to drop his flaming cards everywhere, then smashes CC across the room using Moose*

Aaaahhhhhhhhh! I am the eternal champion!

[The Moose]

*pulls put nuclear missle launcher*

*fires nuke*

[droidguy1119]

*nuke smashes onto the ground, making a noise like a hollow garbage can*

Looks like a dud, dude.

*picks it up and hits The Moose in the head with it, making the same sound*

Amazing!

[Colorado Cajun]

*grabs Droid by the tongue and rips it out and then beats him with it*

I tried to be cool but oh no no no