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droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:55 PM
*ducks, pulls knives out of wall behind him*

Ha!

*throws one at overagain and one back at Cookie Monster*

overagain
12-29-2003, 10:56 PM
Your knife has no effect Cookie Monster! *starts drowning little cookie men in milk*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 10:56 PM
*Takes knife out, staples stomach together then shoves it back in Kitty's eyes.*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*makes my tail grab a knife and throws at droidguy*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*slices open Facehugger and flings the acidic blood toward Cookie Monster*

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

overagain
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*Ducks the knife from droidguy* ohh you were wrong to reveal that you are wearing tighty whities my friend i will get you *pulles out cotton shrinking gun*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 10:58 PM
*Phases through the knife and throws it to the side. walks out of the thread for now*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:58 PM
*removes knife from arm*

'Tis but a scratch.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*does circus tricks*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*Jams knife in droidguy1119's eye so far you can see the end of it in the back of his head. Then does it to the other eye for quoting Bruce.*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*uses knife to remove underpants, quickly puts on boxers without removing pants*

Ha-ha!

*leaps into Deathcoaster again*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:01 PM
*Pushes a penguin into the water.*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:02 PM
but are you pants made of cotton, i think so!! *laughs that everyone has seen Bruce, and begins using everything everyone fears against them*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:03 PM
*pushes overagain into -545454514545454541154 degrees water.*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:04 PM
*turns ignition on Deathcoaster, screeches out of thread for now*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
*blows up deathcoaster*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
ohh crap im afraid of drowning, ill just have to become immortal again *zoop* there you go!

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
*kills everyone.*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:09 PM
thats a good way

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:10 PM
i know.

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:11 PM
well if u excuse me i have a date with a hors e in 10 hours and i want to look pretty

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:14 PM
ok. *sucks overagain's soul out and a stranger and puts overagain's soul into that body.* get some nice clothes and your horse will love you. happy now?

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:19 PM
indeed

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:20 PM
*Eats cookie violently pretending it is Highfire.*

tiff_t_t
12-29-2003, 11:38 PM
mmm, coookies

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:40 PM
*Acciidentally grabs tiff_t_t instead of cookie and eats tiff_t_t instead of the cookie.

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:21 AM
*Waits for the next challenger.*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:31 AM
* I WANT A CHALLENGER*

Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:33 AM
*kills CM*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:37 AM
*Comes back to life and kills Highfire.*

Kitty
12-30-2003, 12:37 AM
*Kills both Highfire and Cookie Monster because i rule in this thread now, MUAHAHAHA :twisted:*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:38 AM
*Comes back to life and kills Kitty*

Kitty
12-30-2003, 12:39 AM
*Loses a life and decidees this is pointless nad walks out of the room/thread :p*

Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:40 AM
*kills everyone where they can not come back to life*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:40 AM
*whines because there are no more challangers, then gets cheered up by eating a cookie and leaves the thread also.*

Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:42 AM
*leaves thread*

Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:48 AM
*detonates a rubber nuclear weapon in Cookie Monster's face, before running him over in a radiation-proof monster truck with acid-covered razor blades littering the undercarriage.

JimmyDean
12-30-2003, 03:51 AM
*Grabs highfire back into the thread and starts pounding away*

Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:52 AM
Here, you can use my 200 pound napalm sledgehammer.

JimmyDean
12-30-2003, 03:53 AM
*Grabs Aaarghs! 200 pound napalm sledgehammer and starts pounding away*

Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:55 AM
*sets a swarm of rabid genetically mutated armed and dangerous raccoons on Cookie Monster's remains.

Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:20 AM
*waits for a challenger.

JSGD
12-30-2003, 06:03 AM
*sneaks up behind Aaargh!, and hits him with a billiardstick.*

Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 06:27 AM
*flips JSGD on his back and impales the cue through his groin.

Mr.Matinee
12-30-2003, 08:06 PM
*Stuffs a 8-ball down Aaargh!'s throat*

droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 08:11 PM
*Seven droidguy1119's in black suits and sunglasses enter the thread and begin shooting the users inside, including JGSD, Aaargh! and Mr.Matinee.*

Kitty
12-30-2003, 08:11 PM
*Hits Mr.Matinee wth a few pool sticks in the back*

Mr.Matinee
12-30-2003, 08:13 PM
*Has a strange sense of Deja Vou, then stabs Kitty in the eyes*

droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 08:22 PM
*droidguy1119s spread out, surrounding Mr.Matinee and Kitty, then open fire*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:19 PM
*Thrusts sword into droidguy1119's gut.*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Aaargh!
*sets a swarm of rabid genetically mutated armed and dangerous raccoons on Cookie Monster's remains. The magic cookie brings me backto life and i beat the **** out of you by punching at your hard so hard, my arm goes through along with my fist.

droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 10:43 PM
*removes sword, tosses it aside. Picks up giant wooden stake mounted inside a jackhammer, attacks Cookie Monster*

Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:47 PM
*Conducts a reversal, catches the stake in the jackhammer and reverses it at droidguy1119 and shoves it right where the sword was.

zamphir66
12-30-2003, 11:24 PM
performs blistering elephant manuevre. cookie monster becomes very large and burnt. all are amazed.

Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:05 AM
*Eats zamphir66 and gets healed to full life.* all are amazed.:o

dr_evil
12-31-2003, 10:14 AM
*shooves cookies in cookie monsters mouth then punches him*

Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 04:17 PM
*Electrocutes dr_evil with a phone*

Highfire
12-31-2003, 04:44 PM
*watches everyone fights* *shoots Mr.Matinee in the neck*

Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 04:49 PM
*Deflects bullet with sheild,then proceeds to through moltov cocktail's at Highfire*

Highfire
12-31-2003, 04:51 PM
*cuts mr. matinee's ear off*

Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 05:29 PM
*Takes 2 knives and stabs Highfire in the lung*

Highfire
12-31-2003, 05:32 PM
*slams a sledge hammer into mr.matinee's spine*

Alien
12-31-2003, 07:09 PM
(2 days after I said I would)

*Fires the biggest Super Soaker I could find full of Holy Water at Kitty*

Burn Vampire! Burn!

Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:21 PM
*Shoves cookie into Alien's heart.*

Lord Summerisle
12-31-2003, 10:32 PM
*rips Cookie Monster's head off and bakes it *

Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:33 PM
*Head hops out of oven and reattaches to body, then eats TPAM whole.*

Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 11:28 PM
*Shoves Bomb down Cookie Monster's throat*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 12:26 AM
*laughs at people who are fighting*

moviegeek
01-01-2004, 12:28 AM
*wonders what people are fighting over*

JimmyDean
01-01-2004, 01:18 AM
*Feeds Lord Summerisle to my cat*

Aaargh!
01-01-2004, 04:58 AM
*feeds the Lord Summerisle-eating cat to a horde of psychotic chickens with big teeth.

JSGD
01-01-2004, 03:02 PM
*taps Aaargh!!! on the right shoulder, and then runs left*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 03:12 PM
*JSGD runs into a hard piece of wood i held out in front of his face*

JSGD
01-01-2004, 03:15 PM
*Wakes up, and bites Kitty in the legs*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 04:14 PM
*Grabs JSGD and drains him of all of his blood*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 05:21 PM
*stabs Kitty in the ankle with a #2 pencil*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 05:33 PM
agh! poison runs through this evil tool of the devil!
*Takes it out and stabs it in droidguy's wrist*

HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 05:52 PM
*Covers Kitty in Whipped cream*

yeah baby yeah :p

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:11 PM
*distracted*

HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by droidguy1119
*distracted*

**Hungrey**

Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:15 PM
Tonight, I shall attack with whatever is related to my media player! currently, the Ghostbusters theme! :D

*whips out Proton Pack and makes with the destruction!* :cool:

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:17 PM
*looks away from HeadHunter and Kitty in time to dodge proton beam, runs out of the room for a moment*

Hmm...

*runs back in with Noisy Cricket, fires at Kyle Katarn*

Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:20 PM
*Stone Cold's theme*

*Kyle dodges the blast, and droidguy flies back from the recoil. Kyle stands over him, waving for him to get up. droidguy gets to his feet in a daze, and Kyle flips him off and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner!*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:21 PM
*reaches out of ring and swings around, hitting Kyle Katarn in the head with a metal folding chair*

Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:25 PM
*the Devil Went down to Georgia*

*Kyle sees a gold fiddle, but struggles to pick it up to use it as a weapon*
Urrrrg!!! Stupid heavy fiddle!

Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:37 PM
*kicks droidguy in the shins*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:43 PM
*falls forward, turns it into a flip, kicks Highfire in the face with his heels*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:46 PM
ow *cuts droidguy's arms and legs off *

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:49 PM
*writhes around on the floor*

At least now I have a really cool nickname, Torso Boy...so what am I complaining about?

*uses telekinetic energy to float away from Highfire into a garage, mentally locks it*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:55 PM
*bust's out of trashcan and saws droidguy's head off*

spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 07:57 PM
*Walks in.

My, My, My it's very violent in here.

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 08:47 PM
*body floats off in one direction, head rolls in the other*

Cookie Monster
01-01-2004, 08:58 PM
*Eats the remains of droidguy1119.*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:03 PM
*chop's cookie monster into small pieces,puts the pieces in seperate bags,and throws the bags away*

Knerys
01-01-2004, 09:07 PM
*comes in and shoots arrows at random targets*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:09 PM
*ducks to miss arrows*

spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:13 PM
*Runs into the thread all macho looking, trips over his shoe-lace and falls out of a window.

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by spiderman_2k
*Runs into the thread all macho looking, trips over his shoe-lace and falls out of a window.

*laughs at spiderman_2k for being stupid*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:15 PM
*Beats Headhunter with a stick..okay it's a bat*

spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:16 PM
*chucks a brick at Highfire

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:17 PM
*avoids the brick and pokes spiderman_2k's eyes out*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:18 PM
*bursts out of Cookie Monster's stomach, screeches, slides off table and vanishes into thread*

spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:18 PM
*runs around mumbling about his missing eyes
*Trips over a stool and headbutts Droidguy...Whoops sorry

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:19 PM
*Finds a torch and sets Highfire on...fire :D*

spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:19 PM
How ironic
*Searches for new eyes

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:21 PM
*jumps in a lake and threaten's to burn kitty's nightmare before christmas shirt if she attacks me again*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:22 PM
*Kitty gets out the grim reaper sword out and walks slowly towards highfire :twisted:*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:23 PM
*burns shirt and runs like hell*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:24 PM
*Kitty chops Highfire into little pieces for the wolves to find :mad:*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:26 PM
*reappears from the darkness, wielding machete and claw-gloves*

Time for some fun...

*beheads spiderman_2k, rips claws down Kitty's backside*

Cat scratch fever.

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:27 PM
*reassembles together*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:28 PM
hey hey hey, i have claws also!
*extends her claws and scratches droidguy ten times on his face*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:28 PM
*turns kicks Highfire in the stomach*

Falls to pieces in a time of crisis!

*hacks Highfire up again, throws him back in lake*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:30 PM
Argh...you cut me deep, girl!

*twists Kitty's head sharply, throws her into a nearby tree*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:31 PM
*Kitty loses a life and comes back with a samurai sword (the one Black Mamba has in Kill Bill :D) and attacks droidguy, eventually killing him*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:31 PM
*reassembles together again and kills everyone and leaves the thread*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:32 PM
*pieces of droidguy1119 melt and reform*

I have come to destroy you.

*stalks toward Kitty with blank expression*

Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:33 PM
*Kitty smiles and pours melting hot lava all over droidguy*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Argh!

*leaps back, grabs bucket, begins flinging lava at Kitty*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:00 PM
*shoots droidguy in the head*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:06 PM
*there is a silvery hole in droidguy1119's head. He steps back from Kitty's crispy remains*

Hey, bub. Don't do that.

*droidguy1119's head heals and claws pop out from between his knuckles. He stabs Highfire in the chest*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:14 PM
*barely living shoots droidguy in the heart*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:16 PM
*droidguy1119 falls to the ground*

You were a fool to challenge me.

*empties handgun on Highfire's body*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:17 PM
*dies*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:21 PM
*bones grating together like cookie crumbs, droidguy1119 struggles to his feet and leaves the thread, beginning the long, painful journey home*

Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:30 PM
*In heavy armor and on a giant horse,Mr.M decapitates droidguy1119 with a giant mace*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:31 PM
*chops mr. matinee's arms off with an ax*

Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:33 PM
*Rams mace into Highfire's stomach,then procedds to twist it around*

Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:38 PM
*gives mr. matinee an atomic wedgie*

Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:41 PM
*rips off Highfire's face*

droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 11:52 PM
*busts back into thread with lawnmower strapped to chest*

You're going down.

*grinds up Mr.Matinee and Highfire*

Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 12:16 AM
*Rematerializes and eats Droidguy*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:25 AM
*inside Mr.Matinee, pulls out grenade, pulls out pin, puts up force-field*

Bye-bye...

*grenade detonates*

JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 12:45 AM
*Pokes droidguy in the eye*

Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:11 AM
*picks up JimmyDean and throws him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:14 AM
*Falls and falls and falls and falls...*

Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:36 AM
*waves goodbye, then goes on a murderous rampage.

JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:39 AM
*Jumps back up, cause I'm cool like that, and goes on my own murderous rampage*

Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:53 AM
*sends a band of murderous rampaging sloths to assist JimmyDean in his murderous rampage.

JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:55 AM
*With my band of murderous rampaging sloths I kill about half the CS population*

Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 05:00 AM
*kills the other half of the CS population with a band of murderous rampaging gophers.

Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 05:01 AM
*smokes a cigarette nonchalantly.

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:16 PM
*finally gets up, eye having been long ago poked by JimmyDean*

Hey. What's up.

*waves hand. Aaargh!'s cigarette explodes, setting Aaargh! on fire*

Highfire
01-02-2004, 12:39 PM
*kicks people in the shins*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:49 PM
*moves too fast for Highfire to kick him*

An anomaly...

*adjusts earpiece, straightens tie, attacks Highfire*

Highfire
01-02-2004, 01:01 PM
*flicks droidguys ear*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 01:45 PM
*horrible microphone feedback*

AAAARGH!

*collapses*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 02:56 PM
*Runs in and steals droidguy's wallet*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:15 PM
*is woken up by passerby*

Where is he?
Who?
Calvin Klein!
Who?
The guy with the hat, where is he?
Oh, he went that way. And I think he took your wallet. I think he took his wallet.

*droidguy1119 runs after JGSD*

Cookie Monster
01-02-2004, 03:16 PM
*Laughs while blowing droidguy1119's head off with a rocket launcher..

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
*Runs into his Delorian, drives past 88 mph*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you shoot at me bounces off and sticks to you!

*rocket bounces back into Cookie Monster's mouth*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:20 PM
*Appears out of nowhere, and steps out of the car, with at Hyperdeath plasma gun, and begins to aim at Cookie Monster*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:22 PM
*steals JSGD's DeLorean, heads back to the future*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:23 PM
*Runs into his timetraveling train, and follows Droidguy into the future*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:26 PM
*droidguy1119 is actually not in the future!*

Hahahahaha!

*hits a younger JSGD with the DeLorean*

Now what? You're not going to live to fight me!

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:29 PM
*See body begining fade, flies to the past and runs over baby droidguy, there by erasing future events*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:31 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuuuu....

*another droidguy1119 busts out of an alternate dimension, firing upon and destroying JSGD's time travel vehicle*

Have fun walking back to the future, buddy.

*alternate droidguy1119 disappears back into dimensional rift, appears in present time, seals rift*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:33 PM
*Just manages to follow Droidguy trough the rift, and morphs into a terminator, and begins shooting at Droidguy*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:36 PM
*activates reactor, magnetic field goes up*

Ha!

*runs off down the corridor*

sphericthor
01-02-2004, 03:37 PM
*Runs in and smacks JSGD on the back of the head like the chicken he is* :p

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:39 PM
*climbs into powerloader*

Come after me now. I will shoot you into space.

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:41 PM
Curses!!!

*Takes out his compact handsaw, by Black & Decker, and cuts open the reactor*

*Puts on his sunglasses, does his "superman thing", and flies after droidguy*

*Stopping all bullets from droidguy's gun, and slowly approaches him, he sticks his hand into his gut, transforming him into another JSGD*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:45 PM
*steps to the side*

(powerloader is a mech. It's from Aliens.)

*kicks JSGD into airlock*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:47 PM
*At the last moment, graps Thor, and takes him with him*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:48 PM
*shuts airlock*

Woot.

sphericthor
01-02-2004, 03:49 PM
*................................................. .......................* (In Space no one can hear you scream :p)

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:50 PM
*Clings to the outside of the craft, and starts boring a hole*

Cookie Monster
01-02-2004, 03:50 PM
*Laughs at and then kills sphericthor.*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:54 PM
*Is finally inside, and sees Cookie Monster*

*Kills Cookie Monster*

*Kills Droidguy*

*Laughs maddeningly*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:55 PM
Uh-oh, time to go!

*escapes thread*

JSGD
01-02-2004, 03:56 PM
Bugger, but who should I kill now?

Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 08:24 PM
*Shoves spear through JSGD's skull*

Guess you won't be fighting me...

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 09:37 PM
*appears at other end of corridor, presses button. Laser grid appears, moves down hallway, slices Mr.Matinee to tiny pieces*

And you won't be fighting me, either.

*heads into equipment room*

Highfire
01-02-2004, 10:41 PM
*with telekenesis kills everyone*

Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 10:50 PM
*Reforms and runs over Highfire with the exclusive Fight Thread Delorean.Mr. M drives car through airlock, then disappears*

Highfire
01-02-2004, 10:54 PM
*teleports behind mr. matinee and chokes him*

droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 11:03 PM
*droidguy1119 exits equipment room in lead-shielded suit*

Bye-bye...

*sets off nuclear explosion*

JimmyDean
01-03-2004, 02:01 AM
*Survives the nuclear explosions and starts giving random CSers wedgies*

Aaargh!
01-03-2004, 05:34 AM
*sneakily avoids getting a wedgie, and deploys an anti-JommyDean explosive, the likes of which completely vaporise him from existence.

droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 04:35 PM
*ties lead weight around Aaargh!'s ankles and throws him into the ocean*

Bye!

Highfire
01-03-2004, 04:43 PM
*hits droidguy with sledge hammer*

droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 04:45 PM
*head splits*

Ouch. That sucks.

*kicks Highfire in the crotch and takes sledgehammer*

Batter up...

*swings at Highfire's head like a tee-ball*

Alien
01-03-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Cookie Monster
*Shoves cookie into Alien's heart.* I'm being attacked by cookies? :rolleyes:

HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:15 PM
*Throws a Pie at JBond for starting this thread* :p

Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:25 PM
*out of of the blue punches a hole right through Headhunters head and kicks Cookie Monster square in the nads*

HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Lord Summerisle
*out of of the blue punches a hole right through Headhunters head and kicks Cookie Monster square in the nads*

*Throws random dvd's at Lord Summerisle*

Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:33 PM
*picks up dvd's and adds to collection, then goes back and also kicks HeadHunter Square in the nads*

HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:47 PM
*Throwa sharp brocken DVD's at Lord Summerisle so he cant add them to his collection*

Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:53 PM
*Goes into bullet time and dodges the broken dvd's being thrown and manages to get ahold of HeadHunter's Head and punches him into a bloody pulp*

HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:56 PM
Attacks Lord Summerisle as a bloody pulp and ruins his top* :p

Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 07:05 PM
*damn you HeadHunter, Why cant we be friends, not..
Drinks bloody pulp and ends HeadHunter's evil reing of terror*

HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 07:11 PM
*Lord Summerisle does not realise that i have several Billion Kamikaze Hasters ate my becone call and in my diesing breath call them to hunts and kill Lord Summerisle to the DEATH*

droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 08:27 PM
*kicks Lord Summerisle square in the nads and beats HeadHunter to a bloody pulp*

Come get some.

Aaargh!
01-04-2004, 06:07 AM
*melts droidguy1119 down inside a vat of hydrochloric acid.

JSGD
01-04-2004, 10:20 AM
*Puts a Desert Eagle to Aaargh!'s head*

"Dogde this!"

droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 01:44 PM
*pops out of the acid*

I am acid-proof!

*with a broadsword, stabs through both Aaargh! and JSGD with one swift stabbing motion*

Highfire
01-04-2004, 09:23 PM
*catches droidguy on fire*

droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 10:16 PM
*hops out of the acid, pours the bucket on Highfire*

You will pay!

*stops, drops, rolls*

Tim37ninjageniu
01-04-2004, 10:40 PM
*punches droid's smiley down to the ground*

droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 11:35 PM
Oh, you son of a Bisquick.

*puts his smiley somewhere safe*

Never do that again!

*shivs Tim37ninjageniu*

Aaargh!
01-05-2004, 02:47 AM
*skewers droidguy1119 on a skewer.

JSGD
01-05-2004, 07:00 AM
*walks in*

*yawns*

*goes over to frigde, picks out beverage*

*scratches ass*

*walks out*

HeadHunter
01-05-2004, 07:18 AM
*Trips up JSGD*

*Watches him fall back in to the frige*

*Closes fridge door and walks away*

JSGD
01-05-2004, 07:20 AM
*Takes out champagne, and shakes it really hard and aim's the cork for HeadHunter's Head*

HeadHunter
01-05-2004, 07:24 AM
*Ducks cork and it rebounds hitting JSGD square in the nuts*

Lord Summerisle
01-05-2004, 04:06 PM
*helps JSGD by giving HeadHunter a Nelson Wedgie*

droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 10:26 PM
*annihilates everyone in thread with an endless-bullet AK-47*

That'll teach you. You'll all get what's coming to you!

Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:04 PM
*Walks in after the carnage*

Kicks droid from behind.

"hahaha the AK-47 is an archaic instrument. I prefer a different killing method."

*kicks droid in his droids*

droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:12 PM
*crumples to the ground*

Argh...

*hops to his feet*

You broke my cup!

*pulls out grenade, removes pin, inserts into Tim37ninjageniu's throat*

Farewell...

Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:14 PM
BOOM

droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:21 PM
That's right, that'll teach you.

*turns around, accidentally walks off cliff*

Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:23 PM
Splattered remnants of Tim's body break his fall.

Droid stands and slips in blood.

*neck snaps and droid lies on the ground helpless*

droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:56 PM
Uuuughhh....

*picks up large stick and pulls out roll of duct tape, uses stick as makeshift spine, wraps duct tape around self*

Better.

HeadHunter
01-06-2004, 04:22 AM
Unfolds Foldable Flamethrower and gives everyone 3rd degree burns

droidguy1119
01-06-2004, 08:37 PM
*from helicopter, drops A-bomb on proceedings*

Kaboom!

zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:26 PM
Inhales mushroom cloud from a-bomb, gets really wasted, blows the smoke in droidguy's face [Mars Attacks]

JimmyDean
01-06-2004, 11:27 PM
*Kicks zamphir in the nuts for the hell of it*

zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:29 PM
*zamphir's nuts are in fact doppelganger bells, (ring, ring, ring) oops, jimmy, now there's four of me, and only one of them is infertile!

JimmyDean
01-06-2004, 11:30 PM
*Jimmy runs like a school girl*

PsychoMike
01-06-2004, 11:34 PM
*tips Jimmy and then Disappears*

zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:36 PM
The Four Zamphirs having no one to fight go in search of four Hugo Weavings for small talk.

droidguy1119
01-06-2004, 11:48 PM
*ninety-thousand droidguy1119's and various uruk-hai come and destroy the four zamphir66's.*

zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:50 PM
*zamphir's grieving mother writes screenplay "four funerals and not one damn wedding"*

JSGD
01-08-2004, 06:10 AM
*sneaks up behind zamphir66*

"BOOOOOO!"

droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 12:29 PM
*attaches JSGD to the back of his DeLorean, backs over him*

Whoops.

*drives forward, then backs over again*

Whoops again.

JSGD
01-08-2004, 01:13 PM
*Droidguy finds out, to late, that it was actually a cardboard cutout of JSGD*

*Droidguy turns around and sees JSGD driving right for him...*

To be continued....

droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 08:17 PM
*suddenly out of car, droidguy1119 leaps up, comes down on JSGD's hood. Fires shotgun into JSGD's chest and head, uses chainsaw-arm to chop off car roof. Throws JSGD's body out, climbs in driver's seat.*

Groovy.

Switzer
01-08-2004, 08:19 PM
*throws a bucket of ice on droidguy*

droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 08:20 PM
Aaaugh! Son of a b---h, that's cold!

*swerves, regains control of car, swings around.*

You're dead, pal.

*pedal to the metal toward Switzer...*

Switzer
01-08-2004, 08:26 PM
*snow and ice builds up on the road*

*Switzer breaks your car window and steals air bag*

*the snow and ice melt and your car keeps on going*

*I got out of the way safely*

*you crash*

droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 11:12 PM
*metallic humanoid figure exits fire...reforms into human in police uniform, approaches Switzer*

You are terminated.

*hand turns into knife, skewers Switzer*

JSGD
01-09-2004, 05:49 AM
*enters in hippy chlothes*

"Make love! Not war!"

"Groooooovy, man! Colours!"

Switzer
01-09-2004, 03:18 PM
*Switzer becomes this refromable jelly creature*

*suffocates the stupid hippie*

droidguy1119
01-11-2004, 08:43 PM
*violently bumps thread*

JSGD
01-16-2004, 12:35 PM
[Crappy Xena Impression]GA-LA-LA-LA[/Crappy Xena Impression]

*Sticks sword in Droidguy*

JSGD
01-16-2004, 12:38 PM
*Shoots JSGD with laser*

[Obsure Movie Refernce][Crappy Schwarzenegger Impression] This time stay dead. [/Crappy Schwarzenegger Impression][/Obsure Movie Refernce]

droidguy1119
01-16-2004, 01:06 PM
Yay! The thread is back! And I didn't have to do it!

*kills JSGD in celebration*

Sub_zero3
01-16-2004, 05:04 PM
"Sticks a C4 up droidguy1119 arse and threatens to blow him up"

"Leaving him begging for mercy:eek:"

JSGD
01-17-2004, 08:05 AM
*Takes Sub_zero's detinator, and runs away*

"hihi!"

Sub_zero3
01-17-2004, 09:36 AM
"Chases JSGD until he fall down a cliff"

Catshe
01-17-2004, 02:01 PM
"With JSGD out of action for now"
Catshe pick's up the trail and vow's to take revenge.

HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 02:08 PM
*Sits in air ship servaying the damage*

Kitty
01-17-2004, 02:08 PM
*Kitty walks in, takes out a bat and knocks Catshe unconcious*

JSGD
01-17-2004, 02:59 PM
*Jumps up from the cliff and graps the detinator*

"Hasta La Vista, Droid"

*BOOOOOOOOM*

HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 03:01 PM
*Watches the cool explosion*

JSGD
01-17-2004, 03:04 PM
*Walks up to HeadHunter*

*Pulls out a gun*

"Watch this!"

JSGD
01-17-2004, 05:07 PM
*After waiting for 2 hours for a oppenent, falls asleep.*

HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 05:26 PM
*Slices off JSGD's head while he sleeps*

Sub_zero3
01-17-2004, 06:12 PM
"Run over Headhunter with a train"

"laughs while he is getting squashed"