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droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:55 PM
*ducks, pulls knives out of wall behind him*
Ha!
*throws one at overagain and one back at Cookie Monster*
overagain
12-29-2003, 10:56 PM
Your knife has no effect Cookie Monster! *starts drowning little cookie men in milk*
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 10:56 PM
*Takes knife out, staples stomach together then shoves it back in Kitty's eyes.*
Highfire
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*makes my tail grab a knife and throws at droidguy*
droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*slices open Facehugger and flings the acidic blood toward Cookie Monster*
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
overagain
12-29-2003, 10:57 PM
*Ducks the knife from droidguy* ohh you were wrong to reveal that you are wearing tighty whities my friend i will get you *pulles out cotton shrinking gun*
Kitty
12-29-2003, 10:58 PM
*Phases through the knife and throws it to the side. walks out of the thread for now*
droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 10:58 PM
*removes knife from arm*
'Tis but a scratch.
Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*does circus tricks*
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*Jams knife in droidguy1119's eye so far you can see the end of it in the back of his head. Then does it to the other eye for quoting Bruce.*
droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:00 PM
*uses knife to remove underpants, quickly puts on boxers without removing pants*
Ha-ha!
*leaps into Deathcoaster again*
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:01 PM
*Pushes a penguin into the water.*
overagain
12-29-2003, 11:02 PM
but are you pants made of cotton, i think so!! *laughs that everyone has seen Bruce, and begins using everything everyone fears against them*
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:03 PM
*pushes overagain into -545454514545454541154 degrees water.*
droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:04 PM
*turns ignition on Deathcoaster, screeches out of thread for now*
Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
*blows up deathcoaster*
overagain
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
ohh crap im afraid of drowning, ill just have to become immortal again *zoop* there you go!
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
*kills everyone.*
overagain
12-29-2003, 11:09 PM
thats a good way
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:10 PM
i know.
overagain
12-29-2003, 11:11 PM
well if u excuse me i have a date with a hors e in 10 hours and i want to look pretty
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:14 PM
ok. *sucks overagain's soul out and a stranger and puts overagain's soul into that body.* get some nice clothes and your horse will love you. happy now?
overagain
12-29-2003, 11:19 PM
indeed
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:20 PM
*Eats cookie violently pretending it is Highfire.*
tiff_t_t
12-29-2003, 11:38 PM
mmm, coookies
Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:40 PM
*Acciidentally grabs tiff_t_t instead of cookie and eats tiff_t_t instead of the cookie.
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:21 AM
*Waits for the next challenger.*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:31 AM
* I WANT A CHALLENGER*
Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:33 AM
*kills CM*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:37 AM
*Comes back to life and kills Highfire.*
Kitty
12-30-2003, 12:37 AM
*Kills both Highfire and Cookie Monster because i rule in this thread now, MUAHAHAHA :twisted:*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:38 AM
*Comes back to life and kills Kitty*
Kitty
12-30-2003, 12:39 AM
*Loses a life and decidees this is pointless nad walks out of the room/thread :p*
Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:40 AM
*kills everyone where they can not come back to life*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 12:40 AM
*whines because there are no more challangers, then gets cheered up by eating a cookie and leaves the thread also.*
Highfire
12-30-2003, 12:42 AM
*leaves thread*
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:48 AM
*detonates a rubber nuclear weapon in Cookie Monster's face, before running him over in a radiation-proof monster truck with acid-covered razor blades littering the undercarriage.
JimmyDean
12-30-2003, 03:51 AM
*Grabs highfire back into the thread and starts pounding away*
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:52 AM
Here, you can use my 200 pound napalm sledgehammer.
JimmyDean
12-30-2003, 03:53 AM
*Grabs Aaarghs! 200 pound napalm sledgehammer and starts pounding away*
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 03:55 AM
*sets a swarm of rabid genetically mutated armed and dangerous raccoons on Cookie Monster's remains.
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 05:20 AM
*waits for a challenger.
*sneaks up behind Aaargh!, and hits him with a billiardstick.*
Aaargh!
12-30-2003, 06:27 AM
*flips JSGD on his back and impales the cue through his groin.
Mr.Matinee
12-30-2003, 08:06 PM
*Stuffs a 8-ball down Aaargh!'s throat*
droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 08:11 PM
*Seven droidguy1119's in black suits and sunglasses enter the thread and begin shooting the users inside, including JGSD, Aaargh! and Mr.Matinee.*
Kitty
12-30-2003, 08:11 PM
*Hits Mr.Matinee wth a few pool sticks in the back*
Mr.Matinee
12-30-2003, 08:13 PM
*Has a strange sense of Deja Vou, then stabs Kitty in the eyes*
droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 08:22 PM
*droidguy1119s spread out, surrounding Mr.Matinee and Kitty, then open fire*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:19 PM
*Thrusts sword into droidguy1119's gut.*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Aaargh!
*sets a swarm of rabid genetically mutated armed and dangerous raccoons on Cookie Monster's remains. The magic cookie brings me backto life and i beat the **** out of you by punching at your hard so hard, my arm goes through along with my fist.
droidguy1119
12-30-2003, 10:43 PM
*removes sword, tosses it aside. Picks up giant wooden stake mounted inside a jackhammer, attacks Cookie Monster*
Cookie Monster
12-30-2003, 10:47 PM
*Conducts a reversal, catches the stake in the jackhammer and reverses it at droidguy1119 and shoves it right where the sword was.
zamphir66
12-30-2003, 11:24 PM
performs blistering elephant manuevre. cookie monster becomes very large and burnt. all are amazed.
Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:05 AM
*Eats zamphir66 and gets healed to full life.* all are amazed.:o
dr_evil
12-31-2003, 10:14 AM
*shooves cookies in cookie monsters mouth then punches him*
Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 04:17 PM
*Electrocutes dr_evil with a phone*
Highfire
12-31-2003, 04:44 PM
*watches everyone fights* *shoots Mr.Matinee in the neck*
Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 04:49 PM
*Deflects bullet with sheild,then proceeds to through moltov cocktail's at Highfire*
Highfire
12-31-2003, 04:51 PM
*cuts mr. matinee's ear off*
Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 05:29 PM
*Takes 2 knives and stabs Highfire in the lung*
Highfire
12-31-2003, 05:32 PM
*slams a sledge hammer into mr.matinee's spine*
Alien
12-31-2003, 07:09 PM
(2 days after I said I would)
*Fires the biggest Super Soaker I could find full of Holy Water at Kitty*
Burn Vampire! Burn!
Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:21 PM
*Shoves cookie into Alien's heart.*
Lord Summerisle
12-31-2003, 10:32 PM
*rips Cookie Monster's head off and bakes it *
Cookie Monster
12-31-2003, 10:33 PM
*Head hops out of oven and reattaches to body, then eats TPAM whole.*
Mr.Matinee
12-31-2003, 11:28 PM
*Shoves Bomb down Cookie Monster's throat*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 12:26 AM
*laughs at people who are fighting*
moviegeek
01-01-2004, 12:28 AM
*wonders what people are fighting over*
JimmyDean
01-01-2004, 01:18 AM
*Feeds Lord Summerisle to my cat*
Aaargh!
01-01-2004, 04:58 AM
*feeds the Lord Summerisle-eating cat to a horde of psychotic chickens with big teeth.
*taps Aaargh!!! on the right shoulder, and then runs left*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 03:12 PM
*JSGD runs into a hard piece of wood i held out in front of his face*
*Wakes up, and bites Kitty in the legs*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 04:14 PM
*Grabs JSGD and drains him of all of his blood*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 05:21 PM
*stabs Kitty in the ankle with a #2 pencil*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 05:33 PM
agh! poison runs through this evil tool of the devil!
*Takes it out and stabs it in droidguy's wrist*
HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 05:52 PM
*Covers Kitty in Whipped cream*
yeah baby yeah :p
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:11 PM
*distracted*
HeadHunter
01-01-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by droidguy1119
*distracted*
**Hungrey**
Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:15 PM
Tonight, I shall attack with whatever is related to my media player! currently, the Ghostbusters theme! :D
*whips out Proton Pack and makes with the destruction!* :cool:
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:17 PM
*looks away from HeadHunter and Kitty in time to dodge proton beam, runs out of the room for a moment*
Hmm...
*runs back in with Noisy Cricket, fires at Kyle Katarn*
Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:20 PM
*Stone Cold's theme*
*Kyle dodges the blast, and droidguy flies back from the recoil. Kyle stands over him, waving for him to get up. droidguy gets to his feet in a daze, and Kyle flips him off and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner!*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:21 PM
*reaches out of ring and swings around, hitting Kyle Katarn in the head with a metal folding chair*
Kyle Katarn
01-01-2004, 07:25 PM
*the Devil Went down to Georgia*
*Kyle sees a gold fiddle, but struggles to pick it up to use it as a weapon*
Urrrrg!!! Stupid heavy fiddle!
Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:37 PM
*kicks droidguy in the shins*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:43 PM
*falls forward, turns it into a flip, kicks Highfire in the face with his heels*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:46 PM
ow *cuts droidguy's arms and legs off *
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 07:49 PM
*writhes around on the floor*
At least now I have a really cool nickname, Torso Boy...so what am I complaining about?
*uses telekinetic energy to float away from Highfire into a garage, mentally locks it*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 07:55 PM
*bust's out of trashcan and saws droidguy's head off*
spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 07:57 PM
*Walks in.
My, My, My it's very violent in here.
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 08:47 PM
*body floats off in one direction, head rolls in the other*
Cookie Monster
01-01-2004, 08:58 PM
*Eats the remains of droidguy1119.*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:03 PM
*chop's cookie monster into small pieces,puts the pieces in seperate bags,and throws the bags away*
Knerys
01-01-2004, 09:07 PM
*comes in and shoots arrows at random targets*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:09 PM
*ducks to miss arrows*
spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:13 PM
*Runs into the thread all macho looking, trips over his shoe-lace and falls out of a window.
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by spiderman_2k
*Runs into the thread all macho looking, trips over his shoe-lace and falls out of a window.
*laughs at spiderman_2k for being stupid*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:15 PM
*Beats Headhunter with a stick..okay it's a bat*
spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:16 PM
*chucks a brick at Highfire
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:17 PM
*avoids the brick and pokes spiderman_2k's eyes out*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:18 PM
*bursts out of Cookie Monster's stomach, screeches, slides off table and vanishes into thread*
spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:18 PM
*runs around mumbling about his missing eyes
*Trips over a stool and headbutts Droidguy...Whoops sorry
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:19 PM
*Finds a torch and sets Highfire on...fire :D*
spiderman_2k
01-01-2004, 09:19 PM
How ironic
*Searches for new eyes
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:21 PM
*jumps in a lake and threaten's to burn kitty's nightmare before christmas shirt if she attacks me again*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:22 PM
*Kitty gets out the grim reaper sword out and walks slowly towards highfire :twisted:*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:23 PM
*burns shirt and runs like hell*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:24 PM
*Kitty chops Highfire into little pieces for the wolves to find :mad:*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:26 PM
*reappears from the darkness, wielding machete and claw-gloves*
Time for some fun...
*beheads spiderman_2k, rips claws down Kitty's backside*
Cat scratch fever.
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:27 PM
*reassembles together*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:28 PM
hey hey hey, i have claws also!
*extends her claws and scratches droidguy ten times on his face*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:28 PM
*turns kicks Highfire in the stomach*
Falls to pieces in a time of crisis!
*hacks Highfire up again, throws him back in lake*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:30 PM
Argh...you cut me deep, girl!
*twists Kitty's head sharply, throws her into a nearby tree*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:31 PM
*Kitty loses a life and comes back with a samurai sword (the one Black Mamba has in Kill Bill :D) and attacks droidguy, eventually killing him*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 09:31 PM
*reassembles together again and kills everyone and leaves the thread*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:32 PM
*pieces of droidguy1119 melt and reform*
I have come to destroy you.
*stalks toward Kitty with blank expression*
Kitty
01-01-2004, 09:33 PM
*Kitty smiles and pours melting hot lava all over droidguy*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Argh!
*leaps back, grabs bucket, begins flinging lava at Kitty*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:00 PM
*shoots droidguy in the head*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:06 PM
*there is a silvery hole in droidguy1119's head. He steps back from Kitty's crispy remains*
Hey, bub. Don't do that.
*droidguy1119's head heals and claws pop out from between his knuckles. He stabs Highfire in the chest*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:14 PM
*barely living shoots droidguy in the heart*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:16 PM
*droidguy1119 falls to the ground*
You were a fool to challenge me.
*empties handgun on Highfire's body*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:17 PM
*dies*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 10:21 PM
*bones grating together like cookie crumbs, droidguy1119 struggles to his feet and leaves the thread, beginning the long, painful journey home*
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:30 PM
*In heavy armor and on a giant horse,Mr.M decapitates droidguy1119 with a giant mace*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:31 PM
*chops mr. matinee's arms off with an ax*
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:33 PM
*Rams mace into Highfire's stomach,then procedds to twist it around*
Highfire
01-01-2004, 10:38 PM
*gives mr. matinee an atomic wedgie*
Mr.Matinee
01-01-2004, 10:41 PM
*rips off Highfire's face*
droidguy1119
01-01-2004, 11:52 PM
*busts back into thread with lawnmower strapped to chest*
You're going down.
*grinds up Mr.Matinee and Highfire*
Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 12:16 AM
*Rematerializes and eats Droidguy*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:25 AM
*inside Mr.Matinee, pulls out grenade, pulls out pin, puts up force-field*
Bye-bye...
*grenade detonates*
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 12:45 AM
*Pokes droidguy in the eye*
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:11 AM
*picks up JimmyDean and throws him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:14 AM
*Falls and falls and falls and falls...*
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:36 AM
*waves goodbye, then goes on a murderous rampage.
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:39 AM
*Jumps back up, cause I'm cool like that, and goes on my own murderous rampage*
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 04:53 AM
*sends a band of murderous rampaging sloths to assist JimmyDean in his murderous rampage.
JimmyDean
01-02-2004, 04:55 AM
*With my band of murderous rampaging sloths I kill about half the CS population*
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 05:00 AM
*kills the other half of the CS population with a band of murderous rampaging gophers.
Aaargh!
01-02-2004, 05:01 AM
*smokes a cigarette nonchalantly.
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:16 PM
*finally gets up, eye having been long ago poked by JimmyDean*
Hey. What's up.
*waves hand. Aaargh!'s cigarette explodes, setting Aaargh! on fire*
Highfire
01-02-2004, 12:39 PM
*kicks people in the shins*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 12:49 PM
*moves too fast for Highfire to kick him*
An anomaly...
*adjusts earpiece, straightens tie, attacks Highfire*
Highfire
01-02-2004, 01:01 PM
*flicks droidguys ear*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 01:45 PM
*horrible microphone feedback*
AAAARGH!
*collapses*
*Runs in and steals droidguy's wallet*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:15 PM
*is woken up by passerby*
Where is he?
Who?
Calvin Klein!
Who?
The guy with the hat, where is he?
Oh, he went that way. And I think he took your wallet. I think he took his wallet.
*droidguy1119 runs after JGSD*
Cookie Monster
01-02-2004, 03:16 PM
*Laughs while blowing droidguy1119's head off with a rocket launcher..
*Runs into his Delorian, drives past 88 mph*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you shoot at me bounces off and sticks to you!
*rocket bounces back into Cookie Monster's mouth*
*Appears out of nowhere, and steps out of the car, with at Hyperdeath plasma gun, and begins to aim at Cookie Monster*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:22 PM
*steals JSGD's DeLorean, heads back to the future*
*Runs into his timetraveling train, and follows Droidguy into the future*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:26 PM
*droidguy1119 is actually not in the future!*
Hahahahaha!
*hits a younger JSGD with the DeLorean*
Now what? You're not going to live to fight me!
*See body begining fade, flies to the past and runs over baby droidguy, there by erasing future events*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:31 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuuuu....
*another droidguy1119 busts out of an alternate dimension, firing upon and destroying JSGD's time travel vehicle*
Have fun walking back to the future, buddy.
*alternate droidguy1119 disappears back into dimensional rift, appears in present time, seals rift*
*Just manages to follow Droidguy trough the rift, and morphs into a terminator, and begins shooting at Droidguy*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:36 PM
*activates reactor, magnetic field goes up*
Ha!
*runs off down the corridor*
sphericthor
01-02-2004, 03:37 PM
*Runs in and smacks JSGD on the back of the head like the chicken he is* :p
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:39 PM
*climbs into powerloader*
Come after me now. I will shoot you into space.
Curses!!!
*Takes out his compact handsaw, by Black & Decker, and cuts open the reactor*
*Puts on his sunglasses, does his "superman thing", and flies after droidguy*
*Stopping all bullets from droidguy's gun, and slowly approaches him, he sticks his hand into his gut, transforming him into another JSGD*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:45 PM
*steps to the side*
(powerloader is a mech. It's from Aliens.)
*kicks JSGD into airlock*
*At the last moment, graps Thor, and takes him with him*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:48 PM
*shuts airlock*
Woot.
sphericthor
01-02-2004, 03:49 PM
*................................................. .......................* (In Space no one can hear you scream :p)
*Clings to the outside of the craft, and starts boring a hole*
Cookie Monster
01-02-2004, 03:50 PM
*Laughs at and then kills sphericthor.*
*Is finally inside, and sees Cookie Monster*
*Kills Cookie Monster*
*Kills Droidguy*
*Laughs maddeningly*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 03:55 PM
Uh-oh, time to go!
*escapes thread*
Bugger, but who should I kill now?
Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 08:24 PM
*Shoves spear through JSGD's skull*
Guess you won't be fighting me...
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 09:37 PM
*appears at other end of corridor, presses button. Laser grid appears, moves down hallway, slices Mr.Matinee to tiny pieces*
And you won't be fighting me, either.
*heads into equipment room*
Highfire
01-02-2004, 10:41 PM
*with telekenesis kills everyone*
Mr.Matinee
01-02-2004, 10:50 PM
*Reforms and runs over Highfire with the exclusive Fight Thread Delorean.Mr. M drives car through airlock, then disappears*
Highfire
01-02-2004, 10:54 PM
*teleports behind mr. matinee and chokes him*
droidguy1119
01-02-2004, 11:03 PM
*droidguy1119 exits equipment room in lead-shielded suit*
Bye-bye...
*sets off nuclear explosion*
JimmyDean
01-03-2004, 02:01 AM
*Survives the nuclear explosions and starts giving random CSers wedgies*
Aaargh!
01-03-2004, 05:34 AM
*sneakily avoids getting a wedgie, and deploys an anti-JommyDean explosive, the likes of which completely vaporise him from existence.
droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 04:35 PM
*ties lead weight around Aaargh!'s ankles and throws him into the ocean*
Bye!
Highfire
01-03-2004, 04:43 PM
*hits droidguy with sledge hammer*
droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 04:45 PM
*head splits*
Ouch. That sucks.
*kicks Highfire in the crotch and takes sledgehammer*
Batter up...
*swings at Highfire's head like a tee-ball*
Alien
01-03-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Cookie Monster
*Shoves cookie into Alien's heart.* I'm being attacked by cookies? :rolleyes:
HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:15 PM
*Throws a Pie at JBond for starting this thread* :p
Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:25 PM
*out of of the blue punches a hole right through Headhunters head and kicks Cookie Monster square in the nads*
HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Lord Summerisle
*out of of the blue punches a hole right through Headhunters head and kicks Cookie Monster square in the nads*
*Throws random dvd's at Lord Summerisle*
Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:33 PM
*picks up dvd's and adds to collection, then goes back and also kicks HeadHunter Square in the nads*
HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:47 PM
*Throwa sharp brocken DVD's at Lord Summerisle so he cant add them to his collection*
Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 06:53 PM
*Goes into bullet time and dodges the broken dvd's being thrown and manages to get ahold of HeadHunter's Head and punches him into a bloody pulp*
HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 06:56 PM
Attacks Lord Summerisle as a bloody pulp and ruins his top* :p
Lord Summerisle
01-03-2004, 07:05 PM
*damn you HeadHunter, Why cant we be friends, not..
Drinks bloody pulp and ends HeadHunter's evil reing of terror*
HeadHunter
01-03-2004, 07:11 PM
*Lord Summerisle does not realise that i have several Billion Kamikaze Hasters ate my becone call and in my diesing breath call them to hunts and kill Lord Summerisle to the DEATH*
droidguy1119
01-03-2004, 08:27 PM
*kicks Lord Summerisle square in the nads and beats HeadHunter to a bloody pulp*
Come get some.
Aaargh!
01-04-2004, 06:07 AM
*melts droidguy1119 down inside a vat of hydrochloric acid.
*Puts a Desert Eagle to Aaargh!'s head*
"Dogde this!"
droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 01:44 PM
*pops out of the acid*
I am acid-proof!
*with a broadsword, stabs through both Aaargh! and JSGD with one swift stabbing motion*
Highfire
01-04-2004, 09:23 PM
*catches droidguy on fire*
droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 10:16 PM
*hops out of the acid, pours the bucket on Highfire*
You will pay!
*stops, drops, rolls*
Tim37ninjageniu
01-04-2004, 10:40 PM
*punches droid's smiley down to the ground*
droidguy1119
01-04-2004, 11:35 PM
Oh, you son of a Bisquick.
*puts his smiley somewhere safe*
Never do that again!
*shivs Tim37ninjageniu*
Aaargh!
01-05-2004, 02:47 AM
*skewers droidguy1119 on a skewer.
*walks in*
*yawns*
*goes over to frigde, picks out beverage*
*scratches ass*
*walks out*
HeadHunter
01-05-2004, 07:18 AM
*Trips up JSGD*
*Watches him fall back in to the frige*
*Closes fridge door and walks away*
*Takes out champagne, and shakes it really hard and aim's the cork for HeadHunter's Head*
HeadHunter
01-05-2004, 07:24 AM
*Ducks cork and it rebounds hitting JSGD square in the nuts*
Lord Summerisle
01-05-2004, 04:06 PM
*helps JSGD by giving HeadHunter a Nelson Wedgie*
droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 10:26 PM
*annihilates everyone in thread with an endless-bullet AK-47*
That'll teach you. You'll all get what's coming to you!
Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:04 PM
*Walks in after the carnage*
Kicks droid from behind.
"hahaha the AK-47 is an archaic instrument. I prefer a different killing method."
*kicks droid in his droids*
droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:12 PM
*crumples to the ground*
Argh...
*hops to his feet*
You broke my cup!
*pulls out grenade, removes pin, inserts into Tim37ninjageniu's throat*
Farewell...
Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:14 PM
BOOM
droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:21 PM
That's right, that'll teach you.
*turns around, accidentally walks off cliff*
Tim37ninjageniu
01-05-2004, 11:23 PM
Splattered remnants of Tim's body break his fall.
Droid stands and slips in blood.
*neck snaps and droid lies on the ground helpless*
droidguy1119
01-05-2004, 11:56 PM
Uuuughhh....
*picks up large stick and pulls out roll of duct tape, uses stick as makeshift spine, wraps duct tape around self*
Better.
HeadHunter
01-06-2004, 04:22 AM
Unfolds Foldable Flamethrower and gives everyone 3rd degree burns
droidguy1119
01-06-2004, 08:37 PM
*from helicopter, drops A-bomb on proceedings*
Kaboom!
zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:26 PM
Inhales mushroom cloud from a-bomb, gets really wasted, blows the smoke in droidguy's face [Mars Attacks]
JimmyDean
01-06-2004, 11:27 PM
*Kicks zamphir in the nuts for the hell of it*
zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:29 PM
*zamphir's nuts are in fact doppelganger bells, (ring, ring, ring) oops, jimmy, now there's four of me, and only one of them is infertile!
JimmyDean
01-06-2004, 11:30 PM
*Jimmy runs like a school girl*
PsychoMike
01-06-2004, 11:34 PM
*tips Jimmy and then Disappears*
zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:36 PM
The Four Zamphirs having no one to fight go in search of four Hugo Weavings for small talk.
droidguy1119
01-06-2004, 11:48 PM
*ninety-thousand droidguy1119's and various uruk-hai come and destroy the four zamphir66's.*
zamphir66
01-06-2004, 11:50 PM
*zamphir's grieving mother writes screenplay "four funerals and not one damn wedding"*
*sneaks up behind zamphir66*
"BOOOOOO!"
droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 12:29 PM
*attaches JSGD to the back of his DeLorean, backs over him*
Whoops.
*drives forward, then backs over again*
Whoops again.
*Droidguy finds out, to late, that it was actually a cardboard cutout of JSGD*
*Droidguy turns around and sees JSGD driving right for him...*
To be continued....
droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 08:17 PM
*suddenly out of car, droidguy1119 leaps up, comes down on JSGD's hood. Fires shotgun into JSGD's chest and head, uses chainsaw-arm to chop off car roof. Throws JSGD's body out, climbs in driver's seat.*
Groovy.
Switzer
01-08-2004, 08:19 PM
*throws a bucket of ice on droidguy*
droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 08:20 PM
Aaaugh! Son of a b---h, that's cold!
*swerves, regains control of car, swings around.*
You're dead, pal.
*pedal to the metal toward Switzer...*
Switzer
01-08-2004, 08:26 PM
*snow and ice builds up on the road*
*Switzer breaks your car window and steals air bag*
*the snow and ice melt and your car keeps on going*
*I got out of the way safely*
*you crash*
droidguy1119
01-08-2004, 11:12 PM
*metallic humanoid figure exits fire...reforms into human in police uniform, approaches Switzer*
You are terminated.
*hand turns into knife, skewers Switzer*
*enters in hippy chlothes*
"Make love! Not war!"
"Groooooovy, man! Colours!"
Switzer
01-09-2004, 03:18 PM
*Switzer becomes this refromable jelly creature*
*suffocates the stupid hippie*
droidguy1119
01-11-2004, 08:43 PM
*violently bumps thread*
[Crappy Xena Impression]GA-LA-LA-LA[/Crappy Xena Impression]
*Sticks sword in Droidguy*
*Shoots JSGD with laser*
[Obsure Movie Refernce][Crappy Schwarzenegger Impression] This time stay dead. [/Crappy Schwarzenegger Impression][/Obsure Movie Refernce]
droidguy1119
01-16-2004, 01:06 PM
Yay! The thread is back! And I didn't have to do it!
*kills JSGD in celebration*
Sub_zero3
01-16-2004, 05:04 PM
"Sticks a C4 up droidguy1119 arse and threatens to blow him up"
"Leaving him begging for mercy:eek:"
*Takes Sub_zero's detinator, and runs away*
"hihi!"
Sub_zero3
01-17-2004, 09:36 AM
"Chases JSGD until he fall down a cliff"
Catshe
01-17-2004, 02:01 PM
"With JSGD out of action for now"
Catshe pick's up the trail and vow's to take revenge.
HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 02:08 PM
*Sits in air ship servaying the damage*
Kitty
01-17-2004, 02:08 PM
*Kitty walks in, takes out a bat and knocks Catshe unconcious*
*Jumps up from the cliff and graps the detinator*
"Hasta La Vista, Droid"
*BOOOOOOOOM*
HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 03:01 PM
*Watches the cool explosion*
*Walks up to HeadHunter*
*Pulls out a gun*
"Watch this!"
*After waiting for 2 hours for a oppenent, falls asleep.*
HeadHunter
01-17-2004, 05:26 PM
*Slices off JSGD's head while he sleeps*
Sub_zero3
01-17-2004, 06:12 PM
"Run over Headhunter with a train"
"laughs while he is getting squashed"
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