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Highfire
12-22-2003, 10:50 PM
*grabs a fish and slaps redman*

redman
12-22-2003, 10:51 PM
*grabs a turkey and slaps highfire*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 10:52 PM
*grabs kitty and hits redman*

redman
12-22-2003, 10:54 PM
*deflects kitty into a glass window*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 10:55 PM
*grabs car and throws at redman*

redman
12-22-2003, 10:56 PM
*ducks while the car crashs into PG*

*throws ninja stars back at highfire*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 10:58 PM
*throws moon at redman*

redman
12-22-2003, 11:01 PM
*moves out of the way*

try harder next time.

Boone
12-22-2003, 11:01 PM
*slaps Highfire & redman with a raw chicken upside the dome and runs away like a scared little girl*

redman
12-22-2003, 11:04 PM
*runs after boone. shoots rpg at his scared ass*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 11:05 PM
*teleports in front of Boone and kicks him in the nuts*

Boone
12-22-2003, 11:06 PM
*damn*

:lol:

redman
12-22-2003, 11:09 PM
*runs up behind highfire and hits him over the head with a crowbar*

that was a low blow.

Highfire
12-22-2003, 11:10 PM
*breaks Boone's neck*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 11:11 PM
*teleports in front of redman and kicks him in the nuts*

Boone
12-22-2003, 11:15 PM
*tears off Highfire's head and shoves it up his @$$*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 11:18 PM
*pulls my head out of my ass and gives Boone a vesectimy

Boone
12-22-2003, 11:19 PM
*chops redman into bite-size pieces and feeds him to the dogs*

Boone
12-22-2003, 11:22 PM
*grinds Highfire into hamburger meat and serves him to the homeless*

Highfire
12-22-2003, 11:24 PM
*while going down a homeless persons throat i choke him so he spits me up and then i slit Boone's throat

redman
12-22-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Boone
*chops redman into bite-size pieces and feeds him to the dogs*

*little bite size redmans start attacking boone like the little mickey mice in fantasia. boone dies a slow and horrible death*

Mr.Matinee
12-23-2003, 12:51 AM
*Walks on to battle field, or whatever...in the armor of Sauron,with a sword in one hand and a mace in the other. Flips off everybody, showing the One Ring*

BRING IT !!!

(sorrt for being a uber nerd, just saw ROTK today...:D)

Highfire
12-23-2003, 12:51 AM
*glues redman back together then slices him back up again*

Highfire
12-23-2003, 12:53 AM
*teleports mr.matinee to another continent and leaves him there *

Mr.Matinee
12-23-2003, 12:56 AM
DAMNIT!!!

*Starts walking back to wherever he was in the first place*

Highfire
12-23-2003, 12:58 AM
*teleports mr.matinee to the moon and leaves him there*

Mr.Matinee
12-23-2003, 01:06 AM
All right...How about this?

*Blows up the world*

Damn, that was cool...

Highfire
12-23-2003, 01:12 AM
ha i teleported to mars

Mr.Matinee
12-23-2003, 01:33 AM
*Blow up every planet in the solar system*

What now?

Highfire
12-23-2003, 01:43 AM
your dead too

Mr.Matinee
12-24-2003, 12:24 AM
The moon isn't a planet though.HAHA!
*Waits for next battle*

Highfire
12-24-2003, 12:35 AM
*teleports from beyond the dead and forces a bomb down mr.matinees throat*

freakyplatypus
12-24-2003, 01:18 AM
*Starts crying.
Sits in corner.
Puts Dunce cap on self*

Highfire
12-24-2003, 01:21 AM
*kills the platypus in freakyplatypus's avatar*

freakyplatypus
12-24-2003, 01:23 AM
Dammit. I loved that avatar. It was everything to me. I'm nothing without it.

*Kills self*

Highfire
12-24-2003, 01:26 AM
*see's platypus's body,kicks it, and walks off*

Skinny
12-24-2003, 01:40 AM
(Skinny watches the action from the bleachers with his usual popcorn and Icee)

Kitty
12-24-2003, 01:45 AM
*Kitty pours skinny's icee down his pants and ptus the popcorn in his hair :D*

JimmyDean
12-24-2003, 02:21 AM
*Pulls in Kitty's tail*

Mr.Matinee
12-24-2003, 02:08 PM
*Stabs JimmyDean with a hatchet*

Kitty
12-27-2003, 12:46 AM
*Hits Mr. Matinee over the head with a wooden bat*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Kitty
*Kitty pours skinny's icee down his pants and ptus the popcorn in his hair :D*

(Skinny karate kicks Kitty in the gut, only having barely enjoyed the concession treats --_--#)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:29 AM
*Kitty gets up from the floor and puts on her karate gi, runs over and kicks skinny in the face :p*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:31 AM
(Skinny puts his gi on and gets into fighting stance)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:31 AM
*Kitty gets into her fighting stance and signals skinny to make the first move :p*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:33 AM
(Skinny charges at Kitty attempting to kick her in the face)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:35 AM
*Kitty phases through Skinny as he desperately attempts to try to hurt her. She walks over to him and kicks him in the back, pushing him up against a wall*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:36 AM
(Skinny runs into the wall, bounces back and roundhouses Kitty in the back of the head)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:37 AM
*Kitty falls to the floor, gets up, and kicks skinny in the stomach*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:38 AM
(Skinny doubles over, finding it very hard to breathe for a moment)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:39 AM
*Kitty gets a couple of filled icee cups and pours them down skinny's pants :D*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:41 AM
(Skinny shivers up and quickly kicks kitty in the face in anger --_--#)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:41 AM
*Kitty phases through skinny's foot and then tackles skinny, making him and me fall to the ground*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:43 AM
(Skinny wrestles around, putting Kitty in a sleeperhold)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:43 AM
*Kitty passes out (ya b@st@rd :p)*

redman
12-27-2003, 01:44 AM
*walks into room and slams skinny's and kitty's heads together*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:46 AM
(Skinny gets knocked out along with Kitty)

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by Kitty
*Kitty passes out (ya b@st@rd :p)*

(Skinny gets up and respectfully bows over Kitty)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:50 AM
*Kitty wakes up and kicks skinny in the place where the sun don't shine :twisted:*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:51 AM
(Skinny falls slowly to the floor in outrageous pain --_--)

redman
12-27-2003, 01:52 AM
*redman walks over to kitty and throws her througha window*

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:53 AM
*Kitty phases into a sewer, goes back home, takes shower and changes clothes, and comes back with two butcher knives, going after skinny first :twisted:*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:53 AM
(Skinny's still on the floor)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 01:54 AM
*Kitty gives skinny a kiss on the forehead to make things feel better...for a minute...but then she presses onto a certain couple of spots on his neck, making him pass out :D*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 01:55 AM
(Skinny is unconscious --_--)

redman
12-27-2003, 02:05 AM
*redman pushes kitty to the floor and slaps her*

take that!

Kitty
12-27-2003, 02:07 AM
man the only thing i don't do on here is slap someone
*Kitty tackles redman by the ankles, making him fall to the floor. she gets up and whacks him in the side with a bat*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 02:09 AM
(Skinny wakes up and gives kitty a massive karate kick to the jaw in retaliation of the low blow --_--#)

Kitty
12-27-2003, 02:09 AM
*Kitty lies on the floor, injured*

Skinny
12-27-2003, 02:11 AM
(Skinny stands over Kitty in fighting position thinking whether or not to finish her off)

redman
12-27-2003, 02:12 AM
*redman gets the baseball lying on the floor and hits kitty in the side*

Highfire
12-27-2003, 10:58 AM
*throws a copy of 2 fast 2 furious dvd and cuts redman's head off *

Cookie Monster
12-27-2003, 05:16 PM
*Takes an iron club and smashes Highfire's head in while decapitating Skinny.*

Highfire
12-27-2003, 05:59 PM
*takes cookie away from cookie monster* ha how do you like that

Cookie Monster
12-27-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Highfire
*takes cookie away from cookie monster* ha how do you like that *Starts crying while trying to snatch cookie from Highfire.*

Kitty
12-27-2003, 11:16 PM
*Waves to cookie monster and hits him in the back with a chair*
Hello, welcome to the fight thread ^_^

Kyle Katarn
12-27-2003, 11:26 PM
A chair in the back - that's unsportsmanlike!
*thumbs Kitty in the eye*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Flair strut* :cool:

Kitty
12-27-2003, 11:28 PM
*takes out a long metal pipe and hits kyle in the stomach with it*

Kyle Katarn
12-27-2003, 11:30 PM
WHOOOOF!
Steel pipes, thumbs to the eye, chairs - all the wrestling trademarks! :D
*Looks for Mick Foley's barbed wire-wrapped 2x4...can't find it!*
The heck with it! *Optic Blasts Kitty*

Kitty
12-27-2003, 11:34 PM
*Phases through optic blasts and just punches kyle in the face ^^*

Kyle Katarn
12-27-2003, 11:36 PM
Uggg...Welcome to the CS! Danger Room! *sees stars*
How to hurt.....ah!!!
*cage with Lockheed comes out of wall*
Don't move or your pet dragon buys it! :twisted:

Kitty
12-27-2003, 11:42 PM
you b@st@rd..
*phases through the floor and reappears behind kyle. puts on brass knuckles and hits him upside the head and releases lockheed ^^*

Kyle Katarn
12-27-2003, 11:49 PM
Thanks...
*is knocked out and falls to the floor*
Kitty: Man, what that guy won't do to cure his insomnia!

Rogue
12-27-2003, 11:50 PM
*takes her frustrations out on the wall*

Mr.Matinee
12-28-2003, 12:11 AM
*Takes Rogue's wall and throws it in top of her*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 12:51 AM
* Wanders in in a Suit of armor exactly like Saurons .. except for two giant letters painted on the breast plate. PG. Gripping my mace, I let the Ring of Power give me the strength to smash my foes into teeny tiny eensy weensy little pieces .. *

:)

Kitty
12-28-2003, 12:56 AM
*takes the fake plastic "ring of power", throws it aside, and sets pg aflame :twisted:*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 12:57 AM
*sicks killer rabbit from the holy grail on PG* ha ha

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 12:58 AM
* Smashs Rabbit .. and then screams in pain from fire and rolls around on ground .. *

Help .. I've fallen and I can't get up .. Armor .. Too .. Heavy ..

Highfire
12-28-2003, 12:59 AM
*makes PG watch From Justin to Kelly 17 times*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Gouges eyes out .. *

Kitty
12-28-2003, 01:01 AM
*sits back, drinking her glass of blood, watching pg roll around in pain*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:07 AM
*grabs chair, sit's down and watches everyone fight*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:11 AM
*takes chair away from cg and hits him with it*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:12 AM
* bleeds to death .. *

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:13 AM
thats it you little bastard. *gives a little slap to highfire's face*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:14 AM
*gets band aid for PG* i didnt mean to torture you that bad..... little does PG know that the band aid was rolled around in hot peppers

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:15 AM
*grabs cg, teleports high in the air, and drops cg*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:16 AM
* Is dead, Can't respond. Becomes one giant heap of flesh and armor on the floor .. *

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:18 AM
*throws PG's body at cg*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:19 AM
*falls to floor*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:20 AM
*takes cg's money while he is on the floor* he he he

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:21 AM
* Body Implodes and sucks everything in the room forward then blasts it back. Giant Firey Eye hovers at the top of the room. *

Blast them! .. :mad:

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:22 AM
*stabs giant firey eye*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Highfire
*takes cg's money while he is on the floor* he he he



"thats not money"


*pulls out boom a rang and throws it at highfire*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:23 AM
Ow! ... * Grumble *Bastard Highfire * Grumble *

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:25 AM
*dodges boom a rang* *shoots PG and cg with a shotgun*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:27 AM
"aww" *falls into ground and begins process*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:28 AM
... Dude I'm a Giant floating Firey Eye .. A Shotgun isn't going to kill me!

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:28 AM
*catches cg on fire*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:29 AM
*throws PG's one ring into the fire of mount doom*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:31 AM
Nooooooooooooooo! I got that out of a Cracker Jacks box and you know how hard it is to find those!

:mad:

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:32 AM
*destroys all the cracker jack boxes in the world* ha now you'll never get a ring like that again

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Highfire
*catches cg on fire*


"ahh you think that will hurt me now."

*puts on black and white makeup and a black coat*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 01:33 AM
Curse you Highfire!

:mad:







:(

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:35 AM
*takes off cg's black and white make up* *destroys all the black and white make up in the world* ha no more make up

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:37 AM
"too late highfire. the process is complete"

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:42 AM
*kills cg again with a wood pecker*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:42 AM
"that won't do anything either. I told you the process is complete"

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:45 AM
*un- does the process* ha ha ha

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:46 AM
you can't do that either. I'm the CROW

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:49 AM
*gets lightning to strike cg/crow*

cg124
12-28-2003, 01:50 AM
the crow feels none of thats pain

Highfire
12-28-2003, 01:57 AM
i give up * walks away and kicks PG in the groin*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 02:56 AM
.. I'm still a floating eye .. Not a floating Groin .. ¬_¬

Aaargh!
12-28-2003, 09:04 AM
*detonates an anti-Evil-Floating-Eye device in the room. Evil Floating Eye aka PG is completely vaporised from existence in the time it takes to read the next sentence. I'm a rockhampster.

Highfire
12-28-2003, 12:13 PM
*grabs a machete and cuts off Aaargh's hand*

zamphir66
12-28-2003, 12:22 PM
Throws a pair of magical dice in the corner...snake eyes...highfire is molested by giant retarded snake.

Highfire
12-28-2003, 12:51 PM
*fights off snake* *grabs a battle ax and throws at zamphir66*

PlayingGod
12-28-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Aaargh!
*detonates an anti-Evil-Floating-Eye device in the room. Evil Floating Eye aka PG is completely vaporised from existence in the time it takes to read the next sentence. I'm a rockhampster.


* Never read the next sentence, Thus he is still alive ... *

:)

Highfire
12-28-2003, 04:30 PM
*makes PG read the sentence* ha ha ha

Tim37ninjageniu
12-28-2003, 04:47 PM
punches both of you in the ovaries

Highfire
12-28-2003, 04:49 PM
*kills Tim37ninjageniu's starfish in his avatar*

Tim37ninjageniu
12-28-2003, 04:53 PM
HEs ALREADY DYING! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR GUY!

*gives highfire a box which then explodes.*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 05:00 PM
*flys backbecause of explosion* *saws in Tim37ninjageniu's arm off*

Tim37ninjageniu
12-28-2003, 05:06 PM
*screams in pain and runs away*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 05:11 PM
come back you ***** *shoots at Tim*

Tim37ninjageniu
12-28-2003, 05:20 PM
*Comes back with evil robot arm*

Hahaha!

*slaps HighFire to the ground and steps on his chest*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 05:24 PM
*throws tim off* *throws water on robot arm*

Cookie Monster
12-28-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Highfire
*throws tim off* *throws water on robot arm* *Eats Highfire for stealing cookie.* REVENGE!

Highfire
12-28-2003, 11:18 PM
ha that was a clone * makes cookie monster eat a 2 year old cookie*

Cookie Monster
12-28-2003, 11:28 PM
*Barfs into Highfire's mouth and makes him swallow it.*

Highfire
12-28-2003, 11:35 PM
*spits up* you sick bas***d *throws cookie monster in jail where there are no cookies*

Cookie Monster
12-28-2003, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Highfire
*spits up* you sick bas***d *throws cookie monster in jail where there are no cookies* When the bars are closing reaches for Highfire, pulls him in the cell, and chokes him to death while threatening him to get me some cookies.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 12:06 AM
*pushes cookie monster off me* *saws off cookie monster arms* ha now you cant eat cookies

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Highfire
*pushes cookie monster off me* *saws off cookie monster arms* ha now you cant eat cookies *Staples arms back on with feet and rips Highfire's balls off.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 12:14 AM
damn you *blows cookie monsters head off and leaves the thread*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Highfire
damn you *blows cookie monsters head off and leaves the thread* turns into liquid metal and reforms self. (like the t-1000) Then laughs at Highfire cuz he has no balls.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 12:23 AM
*comes back rip's cookie monster's genitals off, dresses him up like a girl and leaves thread*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 12:53 AM
*Grabs Highfire by the tail and kicks him in the butt*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 12:56 AM
why is everyone hurting my arse *shoots gun at kitty*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 12:57 AM
*Kitty phases through the bullet and gives highfire another swift kick in the ass* i don't know, i didn't start the ass-kicking trend :p

Aaargh!
12-29-2003, 06:08 AM
*possesses Kitty and drives her into a wall.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 05:24 PM
"respect my authority" *hits everyone in the head with a baseball bat*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 05:29 PM
*Slaps Highfie for thinking Cookie Monster have genitals. IDIOT.Takes girl clothes off and shoves them up Highfire's ass.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 05:30 PM
oww that hurt *puts poison in cookie monsters cookies*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 05:33 PM
*Takes out shovel and hits Highfire in the stomach*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 05:36 PM
*Throws away poisoned cookies and shoves them up Highfire's ass, then gets a new batch of cokies.*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 05:38 PM
*Gets a few poisoned cookies from trash can and shoves them down cookie monster's throat :D*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 05:44 PM
*Chokes but coughs them out. Sticks a stake in Kitty's chest.

Kitty
12-29-2003, 05:45 PM
*Phases through the stake and shoves a steak in cookie monster's face, extra raw :D*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 05:46 PM
*Eats it, strangely finding it delicious. Then pulls it out of body and shoves it down Kitty's throat.*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 05:52 PM
*bumps CM and kittys heads together*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 05:53 PM
*Phases through CM's head and hits CM with a brick on his head*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 05:55 PM
*shoots an arrow at CM*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 06:05 PM
*Eats everyone that has posted in this thread, including Kitty.

Kitty
12-29-2003, 06:06 PM
*Doesnt get eaten on account of getting out of the room while he devours the rest of the posters*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 06:09 PM
Fair enough. *Swallows each person in 206 bites (all the bones)*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 06:11 PM
*dosent get eaten* *leaves the thread so no one can do anthing to me*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 06:26 PM
*Throws up everyone's bones.*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 06:35 PM
*picks up bones for collection*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 07:20 PM
*Gets a couple of rib bones and throws them at Highfire's head*

Alien
12-29-2003, 07:27 PM
*Ponders* Kitty being a Vampire would a cross actually do anything? How about Holy Water?

I need to find a Super Soaker and some Holy Water fast.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 07:30 PM
*stabs kitty with a bone*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 07:38 PM
*Eats Kitty while Highfire is stabbing her.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 07:49 PM
great team work CM *stabs CM with a bone*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 08:51 PM
Uses Kitty's owers and phases through the bone. BOOYAH!

Highfire
12-29-2003, 08:55 PM
*leaves the thread*

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 10:44 PM
*Eats cookies until the next challenger arrives.* I WIN!

Highfire
12-29-2003, 10:48 PM
*walks back in thread and catches CM on fire*

overagain
12-29-2003, 10:49 PM
steals Cookie Monster's cookies and stamps on them while laughimg evilly

Highfire
12-29-2003, 10:51 PM
hey play fairly overagain *pokes overagain in the eyes*

overagain
12-29-2003, 10:56 PM
*while crying abtusly bites Highfire in the ear* Ewww blood

Highfire
12-29-2003, 10:58 PM
*saws off both of overagain's arms*

overagain
12-29-2003, 10:59 PM
*kicks highfire in the crotch and falls over, rolling helplessly*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:02 PM
oww you son of ......... *saws off both of overagain's legs*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:03 PM
*begins to bite the air, catches some part of Highfire that i would rather not mention*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:05 PM
ow you........ *saws off overagain's head*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:10 PM
*rolls over before dieing*

*head comes back to life and bites of Highfires head, making him eligible for the Darwin Awards*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:13 PM
*enters with chainsaw hand and shotgun at ready*

What's going on here?

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:14 PM
*Takes away chainsaw and puts on leatherface mask, chasing after droidguy*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:15 PM
Aaaaugh! *fires shotgun behind him*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:15 PM
*throws steak at kitty then throws a stake at kitty*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:17 PM
*Dives at the extra raw steak and misses the stake going through her. Kitty then just throws the extra raw and bloody steak in highfire's face*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:18 PM
*runs into nearby garage, comes back out in Deathcoaster*

Yee-ha!

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:18 PM
ummm steak *stakes kitty and does not let kitty phase through it*

zamphir66
12-29-2003, 11:19 PM
Enters fray, releases toxic, stinking drool barrage at all.

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:20 PM
*gets a mask to avoid toxins*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:20 PM
*Loses a life. Comes back to life and shoves a few posionous steaks all on highfire's body*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:21 PM
*takes a bath* *stakes kitty again and does not let her phase through*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:21 PM
*runs over Kitty and Highfire with Deathcoaster, firing at will*

Come on! Come get some!

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:22 PM
*Doesn't die but is injured. Gets some healing potion from one of the Harry Potter movies and is in full health. Gets out a bow and arrow and uses the posters in here for "archery practice"*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:23 PM
We have lives? WOOO im in! *thinks i am immortal, ther fore i am* ha ha ha your weapons are no match for me!!

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:23 PM
*shoots rocket at deathcoaster*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:24 PM
if you only think...
*Shoots a few dozen arrows at overagain's heart*

zamphir66
12-29-2003, 11:24 PM
Kills self because being undead is super radical.

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:24 PM
*deflects arrows*

Let's go.

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:26 PM
Must be immortal, must be immortal *deflects Kitty's arrows and sends them at surrounding ppl

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:27 PM
*Phases through arrows*
the reason why i "lost a life" is that there is more than one reason why i'm called Kitty
*takes out a machine gun and shoots at all of the posters*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:29 PM
*leaps into the moonlight, becomes a skeleton*

Hail to the king, baby.

*aims at Kitty's weapon, shoots it away, shoots her again in the chest and head*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:30 PM
*Kitty phases through the bullets and says to herself*
i'm hungry
*she licks her lips and lures highfire to her :twisted:*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:31 PM
God dammit!

*looks around for another weapon*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:31 PM
*becomes invisible* he he he

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:32 PM
Where'd he go?

*backs toward where chainsaw is lying*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:32 PM
*sets new age curses on all, and runs around river dancing, causing blindness*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
*she licks her lips and lures highfire to her :twisted:*

ill only come if you give me something in return

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:32 PM
*blinks*
what is that then highfire?

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:33 PM
Son of a --

*shades eyes, runs toward chainsaw*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:36 PM
*teleports behind droidguy and gives him an atomic wedgie*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:37 PM
you can't fight the river dance!!!! *lifts up kilt the remembers that i am wearing underwear, then i pull out a rocket launcher*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:38 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*falls to ground, writhing in pain*

I knew...I...should've...worn boxers...

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:38 PM
that's a large rocket you've got there overagain
*ducks, the rocket missing her*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:39 PM
*slap's kitty for not updateing her fanfic* sorry kitty

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:40 PM
*laughs at the scene unfolding around her, advises droidguy to always wear boxers when in battle, and whipping lightbulbs at kitty and mocking highfire*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:40 PM
*Sinks her fangs into Highfire, draining him of his blood*
i was gonna update it in a bit, you impatient b@st@rd :p

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:40 PM
*gets up, limps to trunk of Deathcoaster*

You asked for it...

*opens, pulls out Alien egg, throws it at Highfire. Facehugger leaps out and latches onto Highfire's face*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:41 PM
they cant see me im invisible

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:43 PM
I guess I hit Kitty then...

*runs for cover*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
*Sinks her fangs into Highfire, draining him of his blood*
i was gonna update it in a bit, you impatient b@st@rd :p

*lays on floor*.......*calls blood bank and gets more blood*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:43 PM
ohh well la dee da! so you write storys Kitty? *trys to chop off kitty's hand while distracting her with small talk*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:44 PM
*gives facehuggers an atomic wedgie*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:44 PM
*kicks phone out of Highfire's hands, shoves it down his throat*

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:44 PM
*Kitty phases through the knife*
yes, and i'll make sure to add you pretty soon
*Kitty corners overagain and drains his blood also :twisted:*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:45 PM
overagain becomes annoyed that everyone thinks she is a guy and gains new strength to attack kitty with

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:46 PM
it doesn't matter whether your a female or male, i'm hungry :p
*wipes the blood from my lips*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:47 PM
Uh oh. You've offended her. Catfight! (no pun intended)

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:47 PM
*spits up phone and mutters curse words*

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:48 PM
yeah get ur own transsexual type thing to suck blood from, *uppercut's kitty, and rolls across the floor to grab small pistols with silver bullets*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:49 PM
*looks at fanfic, sees that nobody has read his new addition*

ARGH!

*runs over, forcibly removes Highfire's arm, begins hitting people with it*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:50 PM
*Loses another life*
didn't say i was a trans there overagain..
*Goes after droidguy :twisted:*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:50 PM
i told you im invisible you *******

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:51 PM
*throws Highfire's arm at Kitty*

Eat that!

*picks up baseball bat and slides it through shotgun cocking mechanism to make a cross*

Stay back!

*tilts forward, fires shotgun*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:52 PM
*Eats highfire's arm*
thanks droidguy ^^

overagain
12-29-2003, 11:52 PM
*finds some way to make Highfire visible and employs it, then sends flesh eating locusts after him* you misunderstood me kitty*i say while hitting her over the head with a mallot*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:52 PM
*Passes out on the floor*

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:52 PM
its my invisible arm kitty

Highfire
12-29-2003, 11:53 PM
*teleports away from locust*

droidguy1119
12-29-2003, 11:53 PM
Your arm stays invisible if it becomes detached?

And I can see you when you're invisible if I am angry enough.

Cookie Monster
12-29-2003, 11:54 PM
*Stabs knives into each of everyone's eyes.*

Kitty
12-29-2003, 11:54 PM
*Takes out knife from my eye and throws it at cookie monster's stomach*