Fight Thread

[Kitty]

*Takes out sword and points at jimmydean*

Kitty: I challenge you to a fight, please?

*Looks cute and innocent with the exception of the sword in her hand*

[JimmyDean]

*Does a couple flips and some cool dances moves with sword in hand*

You got it Kitty.

*Charges at ya*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases through jimmydean as he tries to tackle me. As jimmydean turns around, realizing that he just went through air, Kitty gave jimmydean a cut on both of his cheeks (on the face ;)) and stabbed him in his sword...holding arm...thingy.*

*Kitty does a backhandspring and gets into a fighting stance*

[JimmyDean]

LOL

*Jimmy charges again, making contact with Kitty's sword. Jimmy spins around Kitty and slashes her on her right shoulder and once in her lower back*

*Gets into stance, grinning*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
LOL

*Jimmy charges again, making contact with Kitty's sword. Jimmy spins around Kitty and slashes her on her right shoulder and once in her lower back*

*Gets into stance, grinning*
*Pissed, Kitty throws the sword on the ground and charges at Jimmydean but phases through him. Jimmydean turns around and looks at Kitty*

JimmyDean: That didn't hurt

Kitty: I know, I just wanted to do that for no reason. By the way, what's that behind you?

*Jimmydean turns around to find a giant kitten (Kitty's giant kitten) right behind him. The kitten steps on Jimmydean and tosses him around on the floor as if he was a yarn ball*

[JimmyDean]

*JimmyDean gets up and runs away screaming like a little girl*

We shall meet again!

[Kitty]

Kitty: Wait, don't run away! She just wanted to play with you. Okay so what if you smelled a lot like tuna and she was starting to lick her lips, so what? :p

*watches jimmydean run away and gets a pepsi*

[ambrosia]

Such a violent thread... and what's with this Giant Kitten and I'm going to have to confiscate that Pepsi, felines and fizzy drinks just don't mix. :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by ambrosia
Such a violent thread... and what's with this Giant Kitten and I'm going to have to confiscate that Pepsi, felines and fizzy drinks just don't mix. :p
its the fight thread. and if your threatening to take my pepsi...

*Stabs ambrosia in the leg*

then you've got another thing coming :p

[ambrosia]

*Looks at Kitty, Looks at screaming Jimmy.*

*Looks at Kitty, Looks back at screaming Jimmy.*

*Looks at Kitty, Looks again at the back of a screaming bloodied Jimmy.*

You've learnt your lesson.

*Walks off.*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Cuts off Kitty's head*

[Dogbert0228]

*Castrates all other men fighting* Now they're all incapacitated, and I am superior. Fight thread over. I win.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots Dogbert in the face,sews IT back on*

[Night Fright]

*walks in to thread not knowing that this is the fight thread* Hello

[Mr.Matinee]

*Stabs Night Fright*This is where people fight eachother,in anyway,and no-one can really die or get injured*Stabs self*See?

[Skinny]

Skinny then comes by in a convertable and does a drive by shooting, injuring everybody...

[Night Fright]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Stabs Night Fright*This is where people fight eachother,in anyway,and no-one can really die or get injured*Stabs self*See?

*looks up at knife sticking out of forehead* I see.... *pulls it out and stabs Mr. Matinee back*

[ceci-chan]

I thought the fight thread had died away. Oh well....

*ceci-chan gets out a swiss army knife and stabs kitty in the nerve system multiple times*

[Kitty]

*Kitty turns into a vampire and drinks her blood for fun :p*

[ceci-chan]

UGK!!! *ceci-chan is being sucked to skin and bones. Before she is completeky dry she shooves garlic in Kitty's mouth and bites kitty to get her blood back. Ceci-chan gets her blood back and tackles Kitty getting both of them into a cat and mouse fight*

[Skinny]

Skinny then comes back... goes to the concession stands like last time, buys himself an Icee and popcorn and watches the action in front of him... while doing that, Skinny bets the Ceci-Chan is gonna win and turns in his bet to a bookie in the stands...

[Balrog of Moria]

*grabs CC*
THANK
*punch*
YOU
*punch*
FOR
*punch*
BRINGING
*punch*
THIS
*punch*
THREAD
*punch*
BACK
*punch*

*Silence*
*Punch*

[sphericthor]

Thor casually enters the thread and slaps Balrog with Mjollnir (his trusted hammer)

[RastaMon]

RastaMon, pulls out a fat spliff he build. Smadi go an' light it up.

[Kyle Katarn]

*Starts taking bets on the winner of the RastaMon/Balrog fight for the title of "Official CS Weed Man!" :grin:

[sphericthor]

£10 on RastaMon

[Kitty]

Originally posted by ceci-chan
UGK!!! *ceci-chan is being sucked to skin and bones. Before she is completeky dry she shooves garlic in Kitty's mouth and bites kitty to get her blood back. Ceci-chan gets her blood back and tackles Kitty getting both of them into a cat and mouse fight*
*Kitty takes out an axe and sticks it in ceci-chan's stomach. kitty walks over to the bar and gets herself another pepsi*

[Balrog of Moria]

*breaks foot of in rastamons ass*

*pulls it out and beats him to death with it*

I win

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Kitty
*Kitty takes out an axe and sticks it in ceci-chan's stomach. kitty walks over to the bar and gets herself another pepsi*


*ceci-chan looks down at her stomach and bleeds. Bleeding but still alive she takes out the axe and throws it on the floor. Sighing, ceci-chan makes her way out the door and into a car.*

Minutes later....

*ceci-chan is in front of a military base where she rents a jet. She then flies it over a mysterious building. That building happens to be The Pepsi Factory.*


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/teufel/devil-smiley-029.gif MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


*ceci-chan realeses bombs over the Pepsi Factory creating a huge explosion*

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM


Pepsi Queen this.... :p

[Kitty]

*Kitty looks at ceci-chan and laughs*

Don't worry, I have lots of spares just in case something like this happened.

*Kitty continues to drink her pepsi*

[ceci-chan]

yeah...but what happens when those spares run out? Hmmm?

[Skinny]

Skinny continues to monitor the bet between Kitty and Ceci-Chan in the stands... Skinny then gets more popcorn and Icee and has himself a ball watching all the hilarious action in front of him...

[Kitty]

*kitty gets out a chainsaw (courtesy of leatherface from the texas chainsaw massacre) and charges after Skinny*

[ceci-chan]

Originally posted by Skinny
Skinny continues to monitor the bet between Kitty and Ceci-Chan in the stands... Skinny then gets more popcorn and Icee and has himself a ball watching all the hilarious action in front of him...

You're going to have to go bathroom sometime! *ceci-chan plants an explosive in toliet*

[Skinny]

Skinny runs like hell into the bathroom... figures he has to go anyways and sits down... (the toilet then explodes)... skinny has a bad burn on his arse and seeks revenge on Ceci-Chan...

[Balrog of Moria]

*kicks skinny in the teeth*

[Brock Landers]

**hits Balrog in the back of the head with a poolstick**

[cg124]

*pulls out machete and puts on hockey mask. Runs over to brock and cuts his legs off. Picks up brocks leg and and use them to hit brock in the head and in the groin. Cg takes machete and splits brocks face open*

[Brock Landers]

**steals CG's machete and beats HIM over the head with it**

[Balrog of Moria]

*hits Broke in the crotch with the 8 ball*

Fastball!!!

[Inval1d]

*imagines cg's avatar is doughboy and pokes his stomach*

hehe
:funny:

[cg124]

*grabs back machete from brock and cuts off both of his arms. Cg takes machete and slices brocks manhood. Cg lets brock suffer and then slices brocks head off.* "Man thats was fun"

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*imagines cg's avatar is doughboy and pokes his stomach*

hehe
:funny:

*runs over to koolaid man and breaks him in half. Koolaid spills over the floor and cg breaks the rest of the glass.*

[Inval1d]

*drinks kool-aid*

OH YEAH!

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*drinks kool-aid*

OH YEAH!

"drinking your own kind. cannibal";)

[Inval1d]

but i'm Watermelon and he is Cherry.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
but i'm Watermelon and he is Cherry.

oh ok

[Inval1d]

;)

[Balrog of Moria]

Like oil and water

[cg124]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
Like oil and water

like bill clinton and star jones:p

[bluebeast619]

brings out 2 mini guns like Tex in Brute Force "i'll stop shooting, when they stop moving"

[cg124]

*Pulls out machete and outs on mask* "i'm ready"

[Rebecca]

I still got your copy come get it.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Rebecca
I still got your copy come get it.

"it's not even mine"

[sphericthor]

*Casually strolls into the Fight Thread unaware that CG is hiding in the shadows waiting to pounce*

[cg124]

"hello sphericthor"

[dr_evil]

*screams at the top of my lungs*

LOTR SUCKS

*runs out of thread*
:P

[sphericthor]

"****" *Quickly turns around to see CG standing staring at him*

*Stares back at CG awaiting his move*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"****" *Quickly turns around to see CG standing staring at him*

*Stares back at CG awaiting his move*

* cg pulls out bow and fires at sphericthor hitting him in the heart*

[Rebecca]

wow man i can't believe you guys killed me........*crys*

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by cg124
* cg pulls out bow and fires at sphericthor hitting him in the heart*

*Takes a hit to the chest*

"Ah my lucky chain saved me"

*CG turns away thinking he is victorious unaware that Thor is stumbling back to his feet*

"CG, YOU HAVEN'T WON YET"

*Strikes CG with lightning, leaving him dazed*

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Rebecca
wow man i can't believe you guys killed me........*crys*

WHAT!?! :mad:

WHO DID IT BECCA!?!

[PsychoMike]

Originally posted by Rebecca
wow man i can't believe you guys killed me........*crys*

who Killed you. I must go seek revenge for your death.

[sphericthor]

We shall do it together Mike

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Takes a hit to the chest*

"Ah my lucky chain saved me"

*CG turns away thinking he is victorious unaware that Thor is stumbling back to his feet*

"CG, YOU HAVEN'T WON YET"

*Strikes CG with lightning, leaving him dazed*

cg gets un dazed and goes after sphericthor. cg pulls out earth element ring and pounts it to the ground where sphericthor is. it causes and hole in the ground ans pherictor falls throught the whole.*

[sphericthor]

*Dazed after the fall Thor looks for a way out of the hole*

*Calls out to Becca* "Help Me!!"

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Dazed after the fall Thor looks for a way out of the hole*

*Calls out to Becca* "Help Me!!"

*cg uses the ring again and covers thje hole up*

[sphericthor]

*Mmph Mmmpphh*

[sphericthor]

*Trapped underground Thor recites a mystical chant to bring Becca back to life, thus making her immortal*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Trapped underground Thor recites a mystical chant to bring Becca back to life, thus making her immortal*

You can't do that shes dead

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by cg124
You can't do that shes dead

*MMppph Mpphp*

[cg124]

You confuse me

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by cg124
You confuse me

I'm trapped underground, so you can't here me

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
I'm trapped underground, so you can't here me

ok

[Radiohead]

::kicks cg124 RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!::

[cg124]

Originally posted by Radiohead
::kicks cg124 RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!::

thud. this is why i always wear a cup. *pulls out machete and slices radiohead's head off killing him. "haa haa"

[Radiohead]

::blank stare on my face as i see my lifeless body falling to the ground right next to my head::

::bites cg124's ankle::

[cg124]

Originally posted by Radiohead
::blank stare on my face as i see my lifeless body falling to the ground right next to my head::

::bites cg124's ankle::

*cg kicks the head of his ankles and slices it in half with the machete and walks away.*

[necronon99]

*shoots himself in the foot tying to shoot the rest of the board


they were only going to be warning shots

[Balrog of Moria]

*breaks cg's legs with sledge hammer*

[Knerys]

*walks in, get pelted in the head with a flying spoon*

Ow......*THUD!!*

[Colorado Cajun]

*pics up the spoon and eats some ice cream*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*breaks cg's legs with sledge hammer*

*crawls to hospital to get a cast.Cg walks out with crutches and takes it to the garage to modifie it with weapons.* "now whos gonna mess with me."

[The Moose]

*scurries off into crowded shopping mall*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*pics up the spoon and eats some ice cream*

*cg walks over and puts crutchs into machine gun mode.* "bye bye Colorado cajun" * BANG. Blodd uses from CC's head*

[The Moose]

*runs and slips on the blood, and then starts worshippin cg*

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*runs and slips on the blood, and then starts worshippin cg*

"haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaa" *Bang.shoots moose in the head and blood drips from mooses head.* "sorry i just had to it"

[sphericthor]

*Discovers a secret passageway underground and starts to look for a way out unaware about what's going on in the world above*

[The Moose]

*blood drips from moose's head as he follows thor, the bullet having not fired at the correct instant not being able to penetrate the skull*

[sphericthor]

*Hears footsteps slowly behind him and turns around to see Moose walking towards him*

"How the **** did you get down here!?!"

[The Moose]

" i saw your reflection in the blood, as cg was about to shoot me, and i fell over, pretending to be dead, and he walked away, and then i followed you."

[sphericthor]

*Looks strangely at Moose*

"But the ground was covered up by CG again"

[The Moose]

"so you think"

[sphericthor]

*Still looking at Moose*

"What do you mean?"

*Raises voice*

"Are you saying that there was a way out!?!"

[The Moose]

"yes, but it comes up right where cg sits on his chair and sings"

[sphericthor]

*Thor and Moose continue to the exit*

"Ah the exit is right above us now"

*Grabs Mjollnir, then summons Tanngniost and Tanngrisnir to gain energy to prepare for the battle*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Thor and Moose continue to the exit*

"Ah the exit is right above us now"

*Grabs Mjollnir, then summons Tanngniost and Tanngrisnir to gain energy to prepare for the battle*

"hello boys" *puts crutches in falmer thrower modea and sets Thor and moose on fire*

[sphericthor]

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HH"

*Rolls the fire out, then whacks CG across the head with Mjollnir leaving a devastating wound*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HH"

*Rolls the fire out, then whacks CG across the head with Mjollnir leaving a devastating wound*


"ouch" *puts crutches in chainsaw mode a slices up sphericthor.*
"now for you moose" *puts the one crutch in boomstick mode. Cg lifts up moose with the cainsaw. chainsaw spills blood all over the place. Cg holds him up high and shoots him in the face with the crutch.*

[sphericthor]

*Gets up again*

"You cannot kill me, I'm already dead!"

*Grabs cg by the right leg and snaps it in half*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Gets up again*

"You cannot kill me, I'm already dead!"

*Grabs cg by the right leg and snaps it in half*

*cg pullls out earth ring and makes a hole in the ground and sphericthor fallls through. Cg fills it with fire and then closes it on sphericthor.*

[sphericthor]

"Crap, I just got out of that hole, ah well I'll get out again"

*Starts crawling up through a small gap that cg left*

"I'm back!!"

*Rips the earth ring from CGs hand, but gets slashed in the face by the machete*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"Crap, I just got out of that hole, ah well I'll get out again"

*Starts crawling up through a small gap that cg left*

"I'm back!!"

*Rips the earth ring from CGs hand, but gets slashed in the face by the machete*

*cg pulls out and cage and locks sphricthor in the cage . cg drops the cage in cement. after the cemment is dry cg drops the cememnt cover cage in water.*

[sphericthor]

*Thors good friend Neptune helps him out*

*CG unaware that Thor is back sits happily in his chair signing away*

*Thor grabs a spike that CG uses for impaling his victims and throws it towards him hitting him in the arm*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Thors good friend Neptune helps him out*

*CG unaware that Thor is back sits happily in his chair signing away*

*Thor grabs a spike that CG uses for impaling his victims and throws it towards him hitting him in the arm*

*pulls spkie out of arm* "wow my legs feel better." *Cg drops crutches and disables them. * Cg pulls out machete.* lets go

[sphericthor]

*Starts staring cg straight in the eye*

*Pulls out Mjollnir*

"Let's go Punk!!"

*Jumps towards cg with extreme force*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Starts staring cg straight in the eye*

*Pulls out Mjollnir*

"Let's go Punk!!"

*Jumps towards cg with extreme force*

*cg ducks picks up sphericthor and throws him on the ground.*

"nice try"

[sphericthor]

*Lifts himself from the ground*

"OK, lets try that again!!"

*Jumps towards cg again, this time hitting him where it hurts*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Lifts himself from the ground*

"OK, lets try that again!!"

*Jumps towards cg again, this time hitting him where it hurts*

*thud* "this is why i wear a cup" *cg punches sphericthor on the face knocking him across the room*

[sphericthor]

"Damn, I forgot about the cup"

*Breaks a rock from the cave beside him and throws it at cg slapping him in the face*

"Hahahahaha what are you gonna do now!?!"

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"Damn, I forgot about the cup"

*Breaks a rock from the cave beside him and throws it at cg slapping him in the face*

"Hahahahaha what are you gonna do now!?!"

*Cg gets up and kicks sphericthor acroos the room. Cg puts on a magic ring and frezzes sphericthor*

[Balrog of Moria]

*readies blade sword*
*waits for Brock*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*readies blade sword*
*waits for Brock*

*runs up to balrog and swif kicks him in the ass*

[The Moose]

*stands up, having watched the commotion in a trance like state, his leg being severely cut, but not severed.*

*shoots cg with a bazooka*

[Balrog of Moria]

*throws darts in cg's eyes*

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*stands up, having watched the commotion in a trance like state, his leg being severely cut, but not severed.*

*shoots cg with a bazooka*

*Gets up from the blast. walks over to moose and picks him up and head butts him a few times and then drops him to the ground.* "make sure the fights last longer and that you don't try to finish me or anyone else in each post."

[cg124]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*throws darts in cg's eyes*

"Sonofabiotch!!!" *pulls dart out and puts oneye patch.* make one joke about a pirate jason and i'm gonna shove this dart up your ass.Screw it!!" *shoves dart up balrog ass.* " To become a great dart thrower you have to be the dart... or at least have one in ya":p

[The Moose]

*chucks a bucket of honey all over cg*

[Inval1d]

*spills kool-aid man's insides over cg*

:D

[The Moose]

*chucks a bucket of sugar all over cg*

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*chucks a bucket of honey all over cg*

*grabs a loaf of bread and wipes off the honey withe bread. Grabs a shovel full of manure and throws it on moose. Bees start to chase moose*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*spills kool-aid man's insides over cg*

:D

*jumps in pool and and gets the juice off him*

[The Moose]

*moose jumps into a pool, where all the manure dissolves. moose emerges clean as ever, whilst cg is stumbling at the weight of the sugar on him*

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*chucks a bucket of sugar all over cg*

* jumps in pool again* "hey at least i don't have manure all over myself."

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*moose jumps into a pool, where all the manure dissolves. moose emerges clean as ever, whilst cg is stumbling at the weight of the sugar on him*

*runs over to moose and hits him with pool cleaning net*

[Inval1d]

*flashes cg to distract him*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*flashes cg to distract him*

* sheilds eyes from the terror. quickly runs and jump kicks inval1d to the ground*

[Inval1d]

*falls to ground and has seizure*

:eek::eek:

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*falls to ground and has seizure*

:eek::eek:

"haa haa haa. It's all that sugar your drinking isn't it;) "

[Inval1d]

yes :(

[The Moose]

*jumps into cleaning net, and catapults cg into the pool*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
yes :(

"try sugar free kool aid next time."

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by cg124
"try sugar free kool aid next time."

it's just not the same. . . . .

that's like kool-aid man without the smile or Oh Yeah!

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
*jumps into cleaning net, and catapults cg into the pool*

*swim out of pool and and gives moose a wet willie*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
it's just not the same. . . . .

that's like kool-aid man without the smile or Oh Yeah!

true

[The Moose]

what's a wet willie? (never heard that before here in NZ)

[cg124]

Originally posted by The Moose
what's a wet willie? (never heard that before here in NZ)

It's when you lick your finger and rub it in soemones elses ear.

[Inval1d]

it could mean something else to the perverted side of CS!. :funny:

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
it could mean something else to the perverted side of CS!. :funny:

oh yeah willie could mean something else. Damn we sure do have dirty minds here at CS!

[Inval1d]

It's a strange world out there...

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
It's a strange world out there...

yeah it sure is. Wait isn't this a fight thread *wacks Inval1d across the head*

[Inval1d]

*gives cg a wedgie and runs*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*gives cg a wedgie and runs*

*strugles with weggie and gets it free. runs after inval1d*
"come back here bastard":p

[Inval1d]

*trips and rolls down a hill*
*hits boulders and passes out*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*trips and rolls down a hill*
*hits boulders and passes out*

*sees inval1d laying on the ground and steps on his ribs

[Inval1d]

*wakes up and spits in his eye blinding him*
*punches cg's groin and runs again*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*wakes up and spits in his eye blinding him*
*punches cg's groin and runs again*

"again this is why i wear a cup" *starts running and then stops* "screw this i'll just take a taxi"

[Inval1d]

*ends up in japan*
*sees cg waiting for him*
*pimpslaps him and steals his shoes*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*ends up in japan*
*sees cg waiting for him*
*pimpslaps him and steals his shoes*

*goes into shop and gets a pair of nikes* *cg catches up to inval1d and shoves a chop stick up his nose.*

[Skinny]

Skinny comes into the picture with the usual popcorn in one hand, Icee in another, watching the current fight at hand... this time cg against Inval1d...

[Inval1d]

*pulls chopstick out, sharpens end, and throws it at cg missing him and hitting skinny's eye*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
Skinny comes into the picture with the usual popcorn in one hand, Icee in another, watching the current fight at hand... this time cg against Inval1d...

*grabs salt shaker and shakes it into skinny's eyes*
"more salt"

[Skinny]

(Skinny being blind, has one more sip of his Icee and crams it down cg's throad) "More Icee?"

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*pulls chopstick out, sharpens end, and throws it at cg missing him and hitting skinny's eye*

*pulls chop stick out of skinny's eye and licks the end of the chops stick and shoves it through inval1d's ears.* "my new improve version of the wet willie"

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny being blind, has one more sip of his Icee and crams it down cg's throad) "More Icee?"

"thank you" *shoves skinny to the ground*

[Inval1d]

*gets knife and cuts cg124's tongue off*

LICK THAT!

[Skinny]

(Skinny gets up, starts doing "eenie meenie mynie mo" to see who should Skinny attack first, Inval1d or cg...)

[Inval1d]

*cough*cg*cough*

did i mention cg was talking about your mom?
did i mention cg was talking smack about you?
did i mention cg hates you?

*wink*wink*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*gets knife and cuts cg124's tongue off*

LICK THAT!

*Grabs tongue and runs to hospital to get it sewed back on. Walks out of hospitall and punches inval1d in the face 20 times.*" black and bruised just the way i like my victims"

[Skinny]

(Skinny chooses to attack Inval1d first since he took my eye out with the damn chopsticks... Skinny busts out his baseball bat and starts chasing him)

[Inval1d]

*gets up*
*hides*

[Inval1d]

*runs from skinny*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*cough*cg*cough*

did i mention cg was talking about your mom?
did i mention cg was talking smack about you?
did i mention cg hates you?

*wink*wink*

why you little biocth;) :p *grabs sock and shoves it down inval1d's throat. Slips a 20 in skinny's front pocket*;)

[Skinny]

(Skinny actually takes the 20 to buy another popcorn and Icee)

[Inval1d]

*chokes and dies*
cg, did you see the cast yourself post i made? :funny::funny:

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*chokes and dies*
cg, did you see the cast yourself post i made? :funny::funny:

:nono: *pulls out machete and chops up Inval1d real good*

[Inval1d]

lol
i would pay to see you portray michael in a movie :p

[Skinny]

(Skinny goes back to his popcorn and Icee)

[Inval1d]

can i have some? :)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
lol
i would pay to see you portray michael in a movie :p

I rather not.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
can i have some? :)

no popcorn for you

[Skinny]

oh so now we're all friends now... that's just great... heh heh

[Inval1d]

no not really *slaps popcorn outta hand*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
oh so now we're all friends now... that's just great... heh heh

hey this is a fight thread. *slaps popcorn out of skinny's hand*

[Inval1d]

you copier!
*slaps cg*

[Skinny]

(Skinny slaps both cg and Inval1d for slapping the popcorn out of my hand twice)

[Inval1d]

*slaps skinny too*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny slaps both cg and Inval1d for slapping the popcorn out of my hand twice)

"nobody slaps me" *kicks skinny in the face and flips inval1d on the ground and punches him in the face.*

[Inval1d]

*gets a pitchfork and jams it in cg's chest*

[Skinny]

oh so what is this!?! A two against one!?! oh that's it... (Skinny runs and hides only to prepare an assult against the both of them)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*gets a pitchfork and jams it in cg's chest*

'heartburn" *pulls out pitch fork and drops it on the ground. cg swipe kicks inval1d to the ground cuts off his foot with machete.*

[Inval1d]

*finds skinny and kicks his shin*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
oh so what is this!?! A two against one!?! oh that's it... (Skinny runs and hides only to prepare an assult against the both of them)

*Chases skinny and beats him with a blind mans cane*

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by cg124
*Chases skinny and beats him with a blind mans cane*

so your the one who stole my cane! *kicks*

oh yeah...cg, check out the your momma thread :funny:

[Skinny]

(Skinny has his pump action shotgun and just shoots away hitting whoever)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
so your the one who stole my cane! *kicks*

*blocks kick and cracks inval1ds shoulder with the cane.* "it's mine now"

[Inval1d]

*pulls out giant spork and stabs him*

[cg124]

nice remark in the your momma thread *begins to crack inval1ds head open with the cane*

[Skinny]

(Skinny reloads and chases whoever he sees in his sight first)

[Inval1d]

*bleeds to death*

i'm dead for tonight....i'm too tired...sleep for me now.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*pulls out giant spork and stabs him*

*breaks spork and staps inval1d with the machete*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
*bleeds to death*

i'm dead for tonight....i'm too tired...sleep for me now. good think about all th comments you made to me tonught. was it a roast for me.

[Skinny]

(Skinny decides to give Inval1d a break and starts goin after cg)

[Inval1d]

*dead body is stabbed*
*doesn't move*
*dead*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny reloads and chases whoever he sees in his sight first)

*sneaks behind skinny and grabs shotgun. shoots skinny in the back. Breaks shotgun in half and destroys it.*

[Inval1d]

Originally posted by cg124
good think about all th comments you made to me tonught. was it a roast for me.

nahhh...i'm just playing with ya! :p We are still buds. *holds out hand* EARTH

[Skinny]

("taps" plays in the background)

[Skinny]

(Skinny cant move due to the shotgun wound to the back... busts out a granade and throws it in cg's direction)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Inval1d
nahhh...i'm just playing with ya! :p We are still buds. *holds out hand* EARTH \
yeah were fine. you should have saved the comments for when and if they people decide to roast me in the roasting thread.

[Inval1d]

i'm remember them! 'night

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny cant move due to the shotgun wound to the back... busts out a granade and throws it in cg's direction)

*dodges granade and runs out of range of blast.*

[Skinny]

(Skinny busts out ninja stars and starts throwing them)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny busts out ninja stars and starts throwing them)

*cg blocks them with his machete and charges after skinny.* 'I'm gonna chop up all the little meat you have in you.";)

[Skinny]

(With the shotgun snapped in half, having a gunshot wound to the back, and all his arsenal is gone, Skinny is pretty much hopeless...)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Skinny
(With the shotgun snapped in half, having a gunshot wound to the back, and all his arsenal is gone, Skinny is pretty much hopeless...)

"yes you are" *cg raises his machete and cuts off skinnys arm's. A Blood gushes out of them. Cg cuts skinnys throat and sknny screams."well it was a long battle but it looks like i win.""Cg raise his machete and slice off skinny's head and walks away.*

[Skinny]

(man... and i didnt even have time to write my damn will!)

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by cg124
*Cg gets up and kicks sphericthor acroos the room. Cg puts on a magic ring and frezzes sphericthor*

*Unaware of the melting ice, CG walks away thinking that he has won the battle*

*Thor breaks free and charges after cg knocking him to the ground with unbelieveable force*

"Ha, you didn't think I could get out again did you?"

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Unaware of the melting ice, CG walks away thinking that he has won the battle*

*Thor breaks free and charges after cg knocking him to the ground with unbelieveable force*

"Ha, you didn't think I could get out again did you?"

"hello lets go again" *cg raises machete to prepare for battle* "bring it on"

[sphericthor]

*Thor raises mjollnir and stares at cg*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Thor raises mjollnir and stares at cg*

"before we fight whats a mjollnir?"

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by cg124
"before we fight whats a mjollnir?"

"Mjollnir is the name of my almighty hammer"

"Let's get it on!!"

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"Mjollnir is the name of my almighty hammer"

"Let's get it on!!"

*Cg grabs sphericthor's arm and throws him to the ground*

[sphericthor]

*Flips up from the floor, swinging a right hook but missing*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Flips up from the floor, swinging a right hook but missing*

*cg ducks the hook and cuts sphericthors right leg with machete*

[sphericthor]

*Blood gushes from Thors leg as he stumbles*

"Damn you cg, that was my good leg!!"

*Jumps towards cg hitting him in the stomach*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Blood gushes from Thors leg as he stumbles*

"Damn you cg, that was my good leg!!"

*Jumps towards cg hitting him in the stomach*

*pukes* "i just ate some cherrios" * grabs sphericthor hairs and punches him in the face*

[sphericthor]

"Ouch!!"

*cg breaks Thors nose, but thor swings another right hook hitting him in the left eye*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"Ouch!!"

*cg breaks Thors nose, but thor swings another right hook hitting him in the left eye*

*puts on eye patch* "don't make any pirate jason jokes." *Uppercuts sphericthor in the air and then kicks him before he hits the ground.*

[sphericthor]

*Stumbles back to his feet*

"HAHAHAHAHAHA It's Pirate Jason"

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Stumbles back to his feet*

"HAHAHAHAHAHA It's Pirate Jason"

"sonofabiotch" *grabs sphericthor and cuts both of his ears off and then punches him to the ground.*

[sphericthor]

*Without the ability to hear Thors other senses start enhancing*

"................................................" (can't hear anything)

*Notices a small gash on cgs left leg, and throws a dagger hitting him*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Without the ability to hear Thors other senses start enhancing*

"................................................" (can't hear anything)

*Notices a small gash on cgs left leg, and throws a dagger hitting him*

"ouch" *Cg pulls th dagger out an throws it at sphericthors feet. Cg sprays ketchup and mustard in sphericthors eyes and he can't see.*

[sphericthor]

*Unaware of what's going on Thor just swings Mjollnir around hitting anything in his path*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Unaware of what's going on Thor just swings Mjollnir around hitting anything in his path*

*cg backs away ands starts fireing arrows at sphericthor*

[sphericthor]

*As the mustard and ketchup wear off Thor starts to regain his eyesight*

".................................................. .."

*Taking hits to the body, Thor struggles towards cg and starts to throw lightning bolts*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*As the mustard and ketchup wear off Thor starts to regain his eyesight*

".................................................. .."

*Taking hits to the body, Thor struggles towards cg and starts to throw lightning bolts*


*dazed by the lighting bolt cg stumbles towards sphericthor and knocks him to the ground by head butting him*

[sphericthor]

*Thinks about kicking cg wher eit hurts, but remembers the cup*

"................................................." (still can't hear anything ;) )

*Goes for the huge kick down below, but dummies it and hits cg in the chest, sending him across the room*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Thinks about kicking cg wher eit hurts, but remembers the cup*

"................................................." (still can't hear anything ;) )

*Goes for the huge kick down below, but dummies it and hits cg in the chest, sending him across the room*

*Gets up and runs over. Grabs sphericthor by the legs and hit s him into a wall*

[sphericthor]

".................................."

*Knocks cg into a pit full of spikes, although cg survives so Thor jumps down after him*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
".................................."

*Knocks cg into a pit full of spikes, although cg survives so Thor jumps down after him*


*cg grabs a snake and starts hitting sphericthor. The snake trys to bite cg's face but he's wearing a mask. Cg get mad and starts killing the snake. After cg kill them he pucnches sphericthor to the ground.*

[sphericthor]

*Thor starts to wonder where the snakes came from but thinks "what the hell?" and gets up grabbing cgs machete and a struggle ensues*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Thor starts to wonder where the snakes came from but thinks "what the hell?" and gets up grabbing cgs machete and a struggle ensues*


*cg kicks sphericthor away to keep him away from cg's machete* "nobody messes with my machete *****"
*cg slices off 3 of sphericthors fingers.*

[sphericthor]

*Blood squirts from Thors fingers as he looks angrily at cg*

*Thor begins to regain some of his hearing*

Damn you CG, DIE ***** DIE!!

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
*Blood squirts from Thors fingers as he looks angrily at cg*

*Thor begins to regain some of his hearing*

Damn you CG, DIE ***** DIE!!

*cg sees sphericthor chrging after him and moves out of the way. As sphericthor passes cg slices him in the back with a machete*

[sphericthor]

"Damn machete"

*With blood dripping from all parts of his body Thor retreats to the top of the cave, to gain vital energy*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sphericthor
"Damn machete"

*With blood dripping from all parts of his body Thor retreats to the top of the cave, to gain vital energy*

*cg follows thor. At the top of the cave cg kicks sphericthor across the room.*

[Kitty]

*Sits down in a chair, drinking my Pepsi*

[sphericthor]

*Thor walks into the room*

Is that my Pepsi you're drinking!?!

[Kitty]

*Looks at Thor and looks at pepsi. Looks at Thor and looks at pepsi.*

No, its mine. :D

[sphericthor]

Drools looking at Pepsi

Lunges towards Kitty to try to steal the Pepsi

[Kitty]

*Phases through Thor as he tries to get the Pepsi*

Looks like that didn't work

*Kitty sips on her Pepsi some more :D*

[sphericthor]

Damn you Kitty, if only you weren't a lady

*Tries to get the Pepsi again, but at the same time not to hurt the young lady*

[Kitty]

That should be no excuse. Though you are a man, I'm still going to hurt you.

*Phases through Thor when he tries getting the pepsi, then takes out a nightstick and smacks him in the back with it :twisted:*

[sphericthor]

Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hit an Irishman!?! Oh you're making me angry now little girl, since your looking for pain, I'll give you pain!!

*Jumps up and charges towards Kitty with his hammer*

[Kitty]

*Kitty once again phases through Thor, takes the hammer out of his hand, and hits him with it in the arm*

[dr_evil]

*sneeks behind kitty (without her noticing) steals the pepsi and runs away*

:p

[Kitty]

*Kitty notices the pepsi gone from her hands. She turns around to see dr. evil and pounces on him, getting her pepsi back*

[sphericthor]

Damnú ort Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat

Go hifreann leat Bitseach

*Charges again although knows he'll get hit*

[dr_evil]

*gives the pepsi back to kitty* i was just joking i know you would/could kick my @$$:)

*goes over to pepsi machine and to get my own*

[Kitty]

*Kitty kicks Thor in the butt (literally) and sits down on a barstool, drinking some more Pepsi =^.^=*