The "Ask Tornado Any Question" Game

[Tornado]

Yes, that's right folks. Now you have the opportunity to ask me any question you want, and I'll give you the straight truth. ;)

Mods, if you don't like the idea, close it then. See if I care, you'll just be missing out on the fun. ;)

ASK AWAY!

(people can ask other people questions as well if need-be to keep this thread alive)

[stonefaced_1]

Do you have a big ego? ;)

[Tornado]

Not really, I'm just suffering from the disease known only as "BOREDOM". ;)

Next!

[Klimber]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladden African Swallow?
What is the story behind the name Tornado?

[equipe]

Where do babies come from?

[Tornado]

Green. ;)

There isn't really much of a story behind the name Tornado. My film company is known as "Tornado Films", and I originally signed up to promote my company. BUT, after about a week here, I decided against it and just ended up staying. Yes, that's right, my original intent in joining was to do the very thing that I'm against now. ;)

[Kitty]

Why is the sky blue and not orange, huh? HUH?! ANSWER ME?!?!

:P

[Sock-Man]

What's with the Bush avi?
Can you die from eating too much cheese?

[Tornado]

The sky is blue because most people prefer the color blue to the color orange. ;)

The Bush avi is mainly there to show my support for Bush. Or rather, my "un-support" for Kerry.

Yes, you can die from eating too much cheese. If you only eat cheese, and don't exercise or do anything else, then you can die from cheese. ;)

[glsspder]

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

[krullglaive]

why wasnt i told about the lies being said about me ??
why wasnt i told i was used as bait?
why wasnt i told someone said ugly things about me again?
why do nice people get treated like ...?

[Tornado]

why wasnt i told about the lies being said about me ??
why wasnt i told i was used as bait?
why wasnt i told someone said ughly things about me again?
why do nice people get treated like ...?

What are you talking about?

[Sparhawk]

why wasnt i told about the lies being said about me ??
why wasnt i told i was used as bait?
why wasnt i told someone said ughly things about me again?
why do nice people get treated like ...?


Jim thought it was for the best.

[krullglaive]

well i didnt....it hurt and still hurts... i didnt do anything to deserve it... it just makes me cry...dont you know now tornado you were there ?

[Tornado]

well i didnt....it hurt and still hurts... i didnt do anything to deserve it... it just makes me cry...dont you know now tornado you were there ?

......

I do know what you speak of, but, that was BW. Frizzo (I was not involved in this arguement, I get tired of arguing with people sometimes) was backing you up! The only person that was against you was BW (and that was hardly going against you). That arguement didn't really revolve around you, your name just came up because BW PM'd you under a different name. So, yes, I do understand what you're talking about but why are you getting upset? :)

[glsspder]

What is the address to your message board Tornado?

[Tornado]

What is the address to your message board Tornado?

I'm too lazy to find it and whatnot.

Just go to google, type in "Anomaly Forums" and it should be your first result.

[krullglaive]

what was said to bait BW was a lie .. i dont tell on people and i didnt appreciate not knowing it was going on....it seems like one of the many there would have told me ...it hurt that i had to find out from someone not even there at the time
i guess that is what bothers me i was only wondering .. do you see why it might hurt?

[Tornado]

I'm sorry to upset you in some way, but, I'm just failing to see this from your point of view apparently. :(

[glsspder]

Krull you have to think they were not trying to hurt you they were trying to prevent a complete ass to keep coming and harrassing you. Even if was not doing it atm he will it is in his foul mouth nature. He lied and still turned around a lied about his lie. They prob didn't tell you becuase they were hopeing to end his rampage. HOw does the saying go" WHat you don't know won't hurt you" You would have never know unless someone told you . SO just relax and bask in the glory that people are there always thinking about you and tring to help you out and defend your case. SO be it no one didn't anything to hurt your feelings. Only one that seem to have any intention of fouling you good name was BW. SO just relax krull let it roll off your back, it does no good always thinking about it or bringing it up. I even bet those involved have even apologized to you .

[krullglaive]

it is ok... it is not you upsetting me ... i am just hurt ..ignore me... i cant think of a question...sorry i am in question thread and cant think of one .. hmmmmm

does your mind every go blank...i know in real life are you really only 16 ...lol?

[Tornado]

Yes, I really am 16.

[glsspder]

What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

[Tornado]

1113213211

[project Doom]

so I can ask ANY question? :confused:

[Frizzo the Clown]

What is this thing in my pants?

[project Doom]

:lol: LOL...........

[Tornado]

so I can ask ANY question? :confused:

Yep.

What is this thing in my pants?

My hand. ;)

[Sparhawk]

My hand. ;)


Sweet Jeezuz!!!!

Why won't someone think of the children.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yep.



My hand. ;)
That would explain the tickling sensation....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Sweet Jeezuz!!!!

Why won't someone think of the children.
We tried that...but it was deemed too creepy, even for us.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Krull you have to think they were not trying to hurt you they were trying to prevent a complete ass to keep coming and harrassing you. Even if was not doing it atm he will it is in his foul mouth nature. He lied and still turned around a lied about his lie. They prob didn't tell you becuase they were hopeing to end his rampage. HOw does the saying go" WHat you don't know won't hurt you" You would have never know unless someone told you . SO just relax and bask in the glory that people are there always thinking about you and tring to help you out and defend your case. SO be it no one didn't anything to hurt your feelings. Only one that seem to have any intention of fouling you good name was BW. SO just relax krull let it roll off your back, it does no good always thinking about it or bringing it up. I even bet those involved have even apologized to you .
I agree with him....of course, I may be biased....

[stonefaced_1]

Tornado, Why do girls laugh at me when we "mess around"?

[Tornado]

Tornado, Why do girls laugh at me when we "mess around"?

Perhaps it's because you refer to yourself as The Human Tornado. ;)

Or maybe you're doing something wrong. There's other places to find this information I'm sure. Frizzo would be a good source to find out what NOT to do when with a lady friend. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

I can answer that...it has to do with your miniscule penis. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Perhaps it's because you refer to yourself as The Human Tornado. ;)

Or maybe you're doing something wrong. There's other places to find this information I'm sure. Frizzo would be a good source to find out what NOT to do when with a lady friend. ;)
You're damn right. Ask me anything...except the right way to do things..I can't help ya there.;)

[stonefaced_1]

Perhaps it's because you refer to yourself as The Human Tornado. ;)


Watch the trailer for the dolemite movie The Human Tornado. It's probably the worst put together movie ever made.

http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?t=33476

I can answer that...it has to do with your miniscule penis.

Two inches hard is average right? ;)

[Tornado]

I must admit, that movie did look pretty stupid.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Two inches hard is average right? ;)You've got two inches? Man, I am so jealous. ;)

[stonefaced_1]

You've got two inches? Man, I am so jealous. ;)

You know it, I'm packin' heat in these pants.;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, I wouldn't exactly call it "heat" ;)

[stonefaced_1]

Yeah, your right. It's more of a full blown fire.;)

[IamMrDJ]

Being only 16 what makes you think you can answer all of our questions with the straight truth?

[Tornado]

Judge me by my age do you? Hmmpf. ;)

[IamMrDJ]

Yeah I am? So you gonna answer the question?

[impulse]

whose smarter dogs or cats? there is a right and wrong answer!

[Tornado]

Because whether or not I know the straight answer, I can always make one up that sounds pretty good.

Besides, I think you're taking the age thing a little too seriously. Many of my teachers have told me that I am "wise beyond my years". And I take that to heart, it means a lot to me. Just because someone is young doesn't mean that they don't have the answers to many of life's questions. That also doesn't mean that just because someone may be older than me, that they are automatically smarter as well.

So are you going to ask me a question to which I can prove this to you?

[Tornado]

whose smarter dogs or cats? there is a right and wrong answer!

There really is no "right or wrong" answer to this. Their brain patterns are far too different to choose a definitive smarter animal. But, I'll answer it the way that I see it:

- there are no police cats
- there are no drug-sniffing cats
- there are no seeing eye cats

So, if I had to pick I guess I'd say that dogs are smarter.

[impulse]

*Buzzer* Dogs suck! Cats are smarter!

Why am I the Greatest Of All Time? G.O.A.T. (and don't say greatest what? :meanie: )

[IamMrDJ]

In literature and films what is the symbolism of water?

[impulse]

if you unraveled your large intestines... approximately how far would it extend?

[Diablo]

^Oo oo I know I know.. Pick me Pick me ;)


Tornado, will the Redskins make the playoffs this year :P

[thezez]

Why should i post in this thread?

[Tornado]

In literature and films what is the symbolism of water?

Change.

*Buzzer* Dogs suck! Cats are smarter!

Why am I the Greatest Of All Time? G.O.A.T. (and don't say greatest what? )

Because you have a very high opinion of yourself.

if you unraveled your large intestines... approximately how far would it extend?

If I remember correctly, it would be approximately 25 feet.

Tornado, will the Redskins make the playoffs this year?

No offense but, it's pretty unlikely (it's still possible though, how's that for an answer). ;)

[Tornado]

Why should i post in this thread?

It's just for fun, I'm not claiming that I know anything more than the average person. Ask stupid questions, and chances are you'll get a stupid answer.

[sniktawt]

Why do the Klingons have Bumps on "enterprise" But not on the Original Star Trek ?;)

[stonefaced_1]

What would be considered "excessive" masturbation?

[Klimber]

What would be considered "excessive" masturbation?
Friction Burns?

[Klimber]

Why do the Klingons have Bumps on "enterprise" But not on the Original Star Trek ?;)

I do not know the whole answer to this one but I thought I would lend a hand: From the Star Trek:DS9 episode called Trials and Tribble-ations this information was mentioned.

From TVTOME.com:

One of the most interesting aspects of this episode is the question of why the Klingons look so different in TOS, as compared to the later Star Trek's and even to Enterprise's time. At least the writers did not ignore this all together, but it would have been nice to hear an explanation, aside from Worf simply saying that it is a 'personal matter' and 'not discussed with outsiders'.

[Tornado]

What would be considered "excessive" masturbation?

There's no such thing as excessive masturbation. ;)

[Sock-Man]

How many fingers am I holding up? ;)

[Tornado]

4 and a half.

[thezez]

Why is my dog humping my leg?!?!

[stonefaced_1]

Where should I go on vacation? Greece or Italy?

[ZombieMan]

There's no such thing as excessive masturbation. ;)

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Tornado]

Why is my dog humping my leg?!?!

Perhaps it's not your dog that's humping your leg, but it's actually your leg that's humping your dog? ;)

[Tornado]

Where should I go on vacation? Greece or Italy?

Personally I would go with Greece.

[Boro]

what is the chemical composition of roast beef?

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[Frizzo the Clown]

Why is my ass sore?

[Tornado]

Perhaps you used too much rash ointment this morning.

.....

Or maybe you didn't use enough rash ointment this morning. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Perhaps you used too much rash ointment this morning.

.....

Or maybe you didn't use enough rash ointment this morning. ;)
Or maybe someone was too rough again last night. ;)

[Boro]

lol thats terrible



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[Frizzo the Clown]

lol thats terrible



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Yes, it was terrible. He knows I like it gentle.

[Darth Barth]

Why does an alarm clock's "snooze" button only set itself for 9 minutes?

Its an odd number...

[impulse]

Why do they call Astronauts Astronauts and Hemmorhoids Hemmorhoids? shouldn't it be the other way around?

[stonefaced_1]

Why the hell can't I sleep? I tried masturbation, and even that didn't work!;)

[Tornado]

Why does an alarm clock's "snooze" button only set itself for 9 minutes?

Its an odd number...

Because 7 ate 9 and they felt bad for the #9. :confused: ;)

Why do they call Astronauts Astronauts and Hemmorhoids Hemmorhoids? shouldn't it be the other way around?

The government is trying to confuse you, don't let them.

Why the hell can't I sleep? I tried masturbation, and even that didn't work!;)

You're lying. Masturbation always works. ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Who would win a fight out of cavemen & astronauts?

[Tornado]

Who would win a fight out of cavemen & astronauts?

Cavemen definitely. They would kill for their food. Cavemen were crazy.

[Steve125]

Who would win a fight out of cavemen & astronauts?

Classic Fred line. ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Classic Fred line. ;)

Couldn't help myself. ;) He answered right too! Woo go Torn. :)

[Tornado]

Was there ever a doubt in your mind?

[UnicornBlood3]

Little bit. ;)

[Tornado]

........ that'll teach you to oppose me then. ;)

[sniktawt]

Why hasn't anyone asked you any questions in 2 days ??????;)

[Tornado]

They're afraid of my intelligence probably. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

With all the masturbating I do, why haven't I gone blind yet?

[Dracula]

Who really killed JFK?

[HeadHunter]

why wont they let me back into the library?

[Tornado]

With all the masturbating I do, why haven't I gone blind yet?

Perhaps you've done it so much that you've created a world of your own without any acknowledgement about it.

Who really killed JFK?

Santa Claus did.

why wont they let me back into the library?

Because they caught you masturbating in the bathroom.

[sniktawt]

Why did Mark Hamill have to go **** his face up before "Empire " ?;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Perhaps you've done it so much that you've created a world of your own without any acknowledgement about it.



If thats the case, there are probably zillions of worlds out there of my creation. ;)

[Mr. Blonde1]

Was Right Said Fred really gay?:omg:

[sniktawt]

OMG , Right Said Fred.lol.

[Tornado]

Was Right Said Fred really gay?:omg:

I tend to believe that he is gayer than anybody could even possibly imagine, that we interpret it as a new form of gayness in which we may "accidentally" think of them as straight.

(I honestly have no idea here, just said whatever came to mind. ;))

[Tornado]

Why did Mark Hamill have to go **** his face up before "Empire " ?;)

Didn't he get hit by a car? :funny:

[IamMrDJ]

What is ths finishing move for wrestling great Bob Backlund

[cg124]

If I play roshambo with a michael jackson, who would win?

[Tornado]

What is ths finishing move for wrestling great Bob Backlund

I'm not positive on this, but, I think it's the "chicken wing".

If I play roshambo with a michael jackson, who would win?

Don't kid yourself..... he'd rape you before the game finished. ;)

[cg124]

Don't kid yourself..... he'd rape you before the game finished. ;)

damn't!!!!!;)

[IamMrDJ]

I'm not positive on this, but, I think it's the "chicken wing".


Close, it is the Cross-Face Chicken Wing.

Now my question to you is, how do you apply the move?

[Mr. Blonde1]

I tend to believe that he is gayer than anybody could even possibly imagine, that we interpret it as a new form of gayness in which we may "accidentally" think of them as straight.

(I honestly have no idea here, just said whatever came to mind. ;))

Your answer was quite poetic actually ;)

[Tornado]

Close, it is the Cross-Face Chicken Wing.

Now my question to you is, how do you apply the move?

:funny:

Like I know. I don't watch wrestling.

[stonefaced_1]

Who would you rather throw into a shredder. ET or Mansy, Half man, half pansy?

[IamMrDJ]

So does that mean you do not know the answer???

[Mr. Blonde1]

Who would you rather throw into a shredder. ET or Mansy, Half man, half pansy?


Mansy is a bad ass :cool:

[Tornado]

Who would you rather throw into a shredder. ET or Mansy, Half man, half pansy?

ET definitely.

[Tornado]

So does that mean you do not know the answer???

Yep. I do not know the answer. I never said that I'd know EVERY answer (and if I did, then you should know better than to listen to me). I don't watch wrestling, it's just stupid now IMO.

What's your point?

[Mr. Blonde1]

Bush or Kerry?

[Tornado]

Bush definitely.

[Mr. Blonde1]

Mary-Kate or Ashley?;)

[Tornado]

Mary-Kate or Ashley?;)

Lindsay Lohan. ;)

[Mr. Blonde1]

can't argue with that.

[stonefaced_1]

Bush definitely.

Good man.

Who would you rather sleep with? Roseanne Arnold or Brad Pitt?

[Tornado]

Good man.

Who would you rather sleep with? Roseanne Arnold or Brad Pitt?

I'd masturbate and call it a night. ;)

[impulse]

Mustard or Mayonaise?

[Tornado]

Neither, I'm a ketchup man myself.

[Drizzt240]

Jefferson or Hamilton?

[impulse]

is it "Ketchup" or "Catsup"? what's the difference?... who made "Catsup"? and what was its oringinal purpose?

[Frizzo the Clown]

OOooo..I know the answer to that one. Can I answer? ;)

[stonefaced_1]

My cat won't sleep in my bed anymore. Why won't he?

[Tornado]

OOooo..I know the answer to that one. Can I answer? ;)

Be my guest. I'm not the only one who has to answer questions, everybody can participate. :)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Sweet. ;) Simply, its a derivitive of a Chinese pickled fish sauce, called ke-tsiap. English sailors first discovered the Chinese condiment and brought it west. It essentially evolved from there. As for the difference between Catsup and Ketchup, there is none. They're just interchangeable names.

[Tornado]

My cat won't sleep in my bed anymore. Why won't he?

Perhaps he wants a trade-off and the 2 of you should sleep in his bed? ;)

[Mr. Blonde1]

What if God was indeed one of us?

[Tornado]

Maybe God doesn't exist and he's just a fictional tale that's as real as Zeus and Poseidon.

[iv3rdawG]

why does my dog keep farting? :confused:

[Tornado]

There's a difference between your dog farting, and someone else farting but just blaming it on the dog. ;)

[krullglaive]

do you think pretty is as pretty does?

[HeadHunter]

what was really in tuton carmons crypt?

[HeadHunter]

can i date your sister?

[Tornado]

I don't have a sister, but you could probably date my brother if you really wanted to. ;)

do you think pretty is as pretty does?

Yes, yes I do.

what was really in tuton carmons crypt?

A map leading to the nearest KFC.

[krullglaive]

thank you
do you think nice people finish last?

[Tornado]

It may appear that way at first, but, in the long run I believe that nice people will always finish first. BUT, that doesn't mean that you should ignore the moment at hand just because you feel that no matter what you do you will end up at the good end of things.

Meh, take it for what it's worth.

[krullglaive]

thank you tornado
you are a kind person do you know that?

[Tornado]

I would like to agree with that, but, I can't. I'll just leave it at "I have my moments."

[krullglaive]

i think you are a good person .. ..
do you like who you are?

[stonefaced_1]

Does renting porn make you pathetic?

[Tornado]

i think you are a good person .. ..
do you like who you are?

Sometimes. But other times I hate the fact that I'm not what I want to be. Can't win 'em all I guess.

Does renting porn make you pathetic?

Yeah, especially when you can use a little something called "the internet" to basically get the same thing. ;)

[krushgroove19]

when is it wrong to urinate off of a hotel balcony?
if there is a god, then why is aaron carter allowed to have a music career when i have to go to college and live in my parents basement and watch movies all day?
if you really love somebody, is it okay to set somebody on fire?

[Tornado]

Wrong? It's never wrong to urinate off of a hotel balcony.

Because Aaron Carter is going to be struck by lightning in a matter of weeks. Don't worry about it.

But of course. You don't even have to love them to set them on fire. All you need is some gasoline and a match. ;)

[HeadHunter]

will i make my millions

[Tornado]

No.......

You'll make billions. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

How come no one wants to pull my finger?

[Tornado]

Do you REALLY have to ask that question? ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Of course. Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked. ;)

[thezez]

Why do men have nipples?

[Tornado]

Why do men have nipples?

After months of research I could find no correct answer. ;)

[cg124]

Is it true your penis is 19 in.?;)

[Tornado]

Where'd you hear that? I never said such a thing, nor have you ever been witness to the massiveness or lack thereof of said penis.

*quietly hands you a card with an address on the back*

;)

[cg124]

Where'd you hear that? I never said such a thing, nor have you ever been witness to the massiveness or lack thereof of said penis.

*quietly hands you a card with an address on the back*

;)


ahh good because you could be in my new indie film staring only you. You have to be locked in my basement naked. Further details on the plot will be revealed later....;)

[Tornado]

I would have gone along with it until you said locked in your basement. ;)

[Diablo]

Will Batman Begins live up to it's potential?

better yet


Will Star Wars Episode 3 live up to it's potential?

Oh, no bias please :P

[Tornado]

I think BB will be amazing. I honestly do believe that it may be the best film of the year (yeah, I know, I'm a SW nut, it must be a sign of the apocalypse).

As for Star Wars, I think it will live up to the hype. The book is great, the graphic novel was great, the trailers are great, all the pictures are great, the acting looks like it's stepped it up a few notches.... we'll see I guess. I think it'll be really good though. BUT, I thought the same things about TPM and AOTC and I loved both of them, so take it for what it's worth.

[Diablo]

Good answers.

Now,

Can I borrow some money? ;)

[Tornado]

Can I borrow some money? ;)

Sure. The first day you don't pay me back you will owe me .01. Every day after, that .01 doubles.

[cg124]

Is karate dog going to suck?;)

[Diablo]

Alright, sure ;)


K, I'm done


for now ;)

[Tornado]

Is karate dog going to suck?;)

It will be the first film of all time to defy the laws of physics.

It will suck and blow at the same time. ;)

[cg124]

It will be the first film of all time to defy the laws of physics.

It will suck and blow at the same time. ;)


I see.....


Did Michael Jackson mollest that little boy?(please refrain from mention a video tape involving me;))

[Tornado]

You mean the other little boy? ;)

Yeah, he probably did. And, well, if he didn't and still gets thrown in jail, he's going to get the crap kicked out of him so much anyway.

[cg124]

You mean the other little boy? ;)

Yeah, he probably did. And, well, if he didn't and still gets thrown in jail, he's going to get the crap kicked out of him so much anyway.


i'd say if he gets put in jail there will be one great reality show that will come out on fox;)


Who will host the reality show?

[Tornado]

Ronald McDonald

[Frizzo the Clown]

Will this rash on my genitalia ever clear up?

[Tornado]

I think you're going to have to see a doctor for that, I don't feel that I can give a proper diagnosis for a situation such as that. But, in general.....

.... stop scratching it. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Is it supposed to be that shade of purple?

[Tornado]

No, it is most definitely not. I've always thought it's supposed to be a shade of blue. At least, that's what mine looks like.

[poashaggy69]

Why did you lie to me?

[Frizzo the Clown]

No, it is most definitely not. I've always thought it's supposed to be a shade of blue. At least, that's what mine looks like.
I'm not sure what you thought I was talking about, but damn....thats disgusting. Put that thing away, man!

[PapaRoachRules]

is this your way to raise you post count ;)/

[Tornado]

is this your way to raise you post count ;)/

No, I created this back before you had even registered. I was very bored that day.

[FVD]

How fast can you spin in revolutions? (you know Tornado revolutions ) ;)

[PapaRoachRules]

i was just kidding dude ;)

[Carnage Escobar]

Why does this chick wanna f**k me so badly?

[Carnage Escobar]

Why does this girl wanna f**k me so badly?

[Tornado]

Because you're sleeping.

[stonefaced_1]

Is there a correlation between pot smoking and penis shrinkage?

[FVD]

Do you believe that Penis Enlargement is possible? ;)

[PapaRoachRules]

is weed good for you

[FVD]

Think about the question I posted. ;)

[Tornado]

Is there a correlation between pot smoking and penis shrinkage?

Yes. Yes there is.

Do you believe that Penis Enlargement is possible? ;)

Only with a doctor or a bored monkey.

is weed good for you

It won't harm you physically, but it'll **** your head up, that's for sure. ;)

[PapaRoachRules]

is do you like 80's bands

[Tornado]

is do you like 80's bands

I dislike more than I like, lets put it that way.

[PapaRoachRules]

sounds good. ;) so whats on your avy

[Tornado]

That would be Clint Eastwood from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. One of the best films I've ever seen.

[PapaRoachRules]

i see that you and stonefaced both have it. do you live in the us/

[Tornado]

i see that you and stonefaced both have it. do you live in the us/

Whoops, didn't see stonefaced's. I'll just change mine then.

Yeah, I live in Wisconsin. You?

[PapaRoachRules]

washington. gotta go see ya. probably be back on in an hour. ;)

[Carnage Escobar]

is weed good for you

Hell Yeah it is! It helps relax you, eases the pain away, and can give you one of the best buzzes possible. Oh yeah, and it can cause short-term memory loss. ;)

[stonefaced_1]

What is the average recovery time from a rug burn on your penis?

[PapaRoachRules]

Oh yeah, and it can cause short-term memory loss. ;)


thats my favorite part. ;) i need to grow a couple of plants and get a ****load of bud.

[EnderDeschain]

Hippies, all of you. Drugs are BAD! Put down that bong and pick up a beer, damn it! Alcoholism is cool! :D

[PapaRoachRules]

drugs are bad, yes. but i don't consider pot a drug. its just a plant and should be made legal but not have big companies make it. the reason is is because they'll put chemicals and **** in it and it'll no longer be natral.

[diva]

its better than people going out and getting drunk, if the world was stoned - it would be a better place :D

[WebMonkey]

is murder the answer to domestic arguments?

[diva]

no... BOOBIES are, arent they? :D

[Fun Box 4000]

How did China build that wall to protect them?

I'm askin this cuz if they built the wall to protect them, the wall had to take a long time to build, so why didn't the others attack them while they were building the wall. It's not like the wall building was top secret!?!?!?!?

[WebMonkey]

Is orange the only friut to have is name after a colour?

[Trance]

Why Am I Yellow ?

[PapaRoachRules]

its better than people going out and getting drunk, if the world was stoned - it would be a better place :D


hear hear!!!!!!


i would rather get rid of beer than pot. my dad is pretty ****ed up from drinking for so long.

[HeadHunter]

Surely the fact that torn left means that these wont get answered ;)

[PapaRoachRules]

someone else can take it over i guess. i wouldn't mind.

[Drizzt240]

Where has Tornado gone?

[Diablo]

Ask him on AIM ;)

[PapaRoachRules]

read his last couple of posts.

[JBond]

I'll take over if no one minds, ask me anything ;)

[Diablo]

Why don't you change the name of the thread? ;)

[JBond]

I wouldn't do that unless Tornado wanted me too ;)

[HeadHunter]

Why is it all glory to the hypno toad?

[FVD]

Can you play Here Comes The Sun backwards on guitar? :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Why does my finger smell like cat urine?

[cool_chik]

Do you live in a house?

[Tornado]

Can you play Here Comes The Sun backwards on guitar? :D

Yep. Just as well as I can drink soda through my fingers. ;)

Why does my finger smell like cat urine?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

Do you live in a house?

No, I live in a van down by the river.

[AlfA P.O.A.]

How do those crazy peices of grass get stepped on and not scream?

[JBond]

Why is it all glory to the hypno toad?

Because the Hypnotoad is our master, and we do what he says.

[JBond]

How do those crazy peices of grass get stepped on and not scream?

Because grass is tough.

[Ramplate]

http://www.akebonovision.org/movies/hypnotoad_an.gif

[AlfA P.O.A.]

why is that toad looking at me that way?

[_manuel_]

musicianforums.com?
Why is Jbond answering questions?
Does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?

[Tornado]

Why is Jbond answering questions?

Because we're one and the same.

Does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?

Yes.

[_manuel_]

Why did you ignore my first question?

[Frizzo the Clown]

It wasn't much of a question. Just a website with a question mark at the end. Thats not really a question. I mean, what about musicianforums.com? What is it you want to know?

[_manuel_]

Nevermind, the fact that he ignored it pretty much answered my question.

[Tornado]

I would have answered it had you told me at all what you wanted an answer to.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Nevermind, the fact that he ignored it pretty much answered my question.
Maybe if you'd actually asked a question, he would've answered it.

[_manuel_]

Maybe if you'd actually asked a question, he would've answered it.

Hey, calm down man. I already said, if he had known what I meant then he would have had an answer. Seeing as he didn't then I already know the answer to what I wanted to know. What the hell's the big deal anyway?

[FVD]

How many words can you make from just these four letters?

BICE

[Tornado]

I see two right away, but that may be wrong.

[PapaRoachRules]

why did you leave?

[Tornado]

Various reasons.

[iv3rdawG]

Nado, when do you think they will actually bring out the Sin City special edition? and do you think it will be 3 discs, 1 for each story?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Why is it when I kiss my dog, it tastes just like my cat's butt?

[Tornado]

All right, I have just returned from my two month trip from the far East, and I am back and ready to answer more of life's greatest questions:

Nado, when do you think they will actually bring out the Sin City special edition? and do you think it will be 3 discs, 1 for each story?

I seriously doubt it, I think it will be two discs. The first disc will have the normal film, plus a commentary from RR and Frank Miller amongst other minor features such as trailers and whatnot. The second disc will include the three full stories in their entirety, along with other various RR famous features (Ten Minute Cooking School, etc.).

Here's hoping for three discs though. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/theanomaly2/b59f9f0c.gif

Why is it when I kiss my dog, it tastes just like my cat's butt?

Well, I have a reason and a question for that:

Q - How often are you kissing your dog?
R - My guess is, is that the dog is licking the cat's butt to get the taste from you kissing it out of it's mouth. ;)

[falkie4life]

I am trying to find out what movie this quote is from ---- Just promise me you won't go bungee jumping in Mexico. They just dont have the regulations down there.

[HeadHunter]

what goes on in the life of a tornado like yourself?

[Nimrandir]

Do you also post over at superherohype under the same name?

[Tornado]

I am trying to find out what movie this quote is from ---- Just promise me you won't go bungee jumping in Mexico. They just dont have the regulations down there.

I believe it's from: The Cable Guy. But I checked IMDb.com and didn't see it listed, so I don't know for sure.

what goes on in the life of a tornado like yourself?

What kind of a stupid question is that? ;)

Do you also post over at superherohype under the same name?

Yep, I registered there... oh, sometime last year when these boards were upgrading.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, I have a reason and a question for that:

Q - How often are you kissing your dog?
R - My guess is, is that the dog is licking the cat's butt to get the taste from you kissing it out of it's mouth. ;)Good answer. ;)

[Tornado]

Thank you.

Oh, and if you didn't see it, I just added a poll to this thread. Enjoy. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thank you.

Oh, and if you didn't see it, I just added a poll to this thread. Enjoy. ;)
You're just begging me to edit that poll, aren't you? ;)

[Tornado]

Actually yeah, can you? Change the 'Yes!' to 'No.' for kicks. It'll be a riot. ;)

[Alien]

Yes, that's right folks. Now you have the opportunity to ask me any question you want, and I'll give you the straight truth. ;)
Doesn't that quote mean we could ask you your full name and you'd have to tell the "straight truth"?

[Tornado]

Well, sure. But it's not like I'm bound by law or something, chances are I would lie and give a phony name. But hey, take a shot and find out for yourself.

[PapaRoachRules]

What is your Social Secritary (sp) #? ;)

[HeadHunter]

what happened to the Blair Witch

[Tornado]

What is your Social Secritary (sp) #? ;)

123-45-6789

what happened to the Blair Witch

I killed her and hid the body.

[SuperRyan]

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

[JBond]

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

http://www.kidsgrowth.com/images/dinosaur.jpg

[Tornado]

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[lovesteppenwolf]

does animal porn amuse you? (;))