Hero Movie (Scary Movie 4)

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This will not replace my Untitled- I will set to work on this later on, this is to be a collaborative story between Shh and Comingsoon, and the board itself will recieve due credit. Below is the description of the project:

If you have a name suggestion add it in here, I personally find lots of comedy in super hero movie clitches, I wrote my own super hero film, original- so I know clitches are often used. And can be comical at times. A new project, is this board will be open for months. Be free to add in your ideas and bits from a character, Marvel or DC. Then, I will add the scenes into one film, collecting and distributing scenes where need be. This will be a Shh! Fan Script, ran simularly to the word scripts, but more complex- here you will add in a whole scene, or scenes. Follow the examples below- such as stating what character you are using. Have a funny replacement name for a character suggest it. You never know what we'll get from our collaboration on this project. It can also be Rated R jokes- Scary movies, thus far have been rated R. So before you see it, let's make one.

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Peter goes running through the alleyways as fast as he can.

PETER
I know I can... I know I can....

Peter puts on his mask and then he attempts to rip his shirt open to reveal his Spider-Man costume, but he is not able to rip it open.

PETER
Hmm, that's odd-

Peter takes a pair of scissors from the dumpster

PETER
These should work-

Peter cuts his suit in half and he continues to one as he rips his shirt off to reveal the Spidey costume, then he web slings into the air- he still had his pants on.

SPIDEY
If only I had a camera- the BUGLE would have paid big bucks- Spider-Man laughing stock of the city.

The pants come off and fall onto the Diner owner's (from the first movie) head. He searches the pocket and takes out Peter's wallet and he grins-

SPIDER-MAN
Oh great, my money were in those pants.

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The screen opens to a galaxy of stars and then the classic Star Wars yellow text begins:


IN A GALAXY FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY…

EXT. SOLAR SYSTEM- KRYPTON

The camera flies around the planet…

THERE LIVED A NATION THAT WAS IN PERIL
FOR THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE BIRTH
THIS CHILD THEY LOVED MORE THAN ANYTHING
EVEN LIFE ITSELF…

A small ship with an awkward obscure design travels by the screen, the camera shows a baby inside smiling and laughing…

1 DAY AGO…

EXT. KRYPTON- MEETING CONSOLE

AMBASSADOR
Our planet will soon fall to foreign rulers…

Somebody in the back raises they’re hands…

AMBASSADOR
Yes- you… what is it…

MAN
Where do these creatures come from?

AMBASSADOR
Uranus…

MAN
Wait, what!!!!

AMBASSADOR
They come from the planet Uranus.

MAN
You mean that attached to me is a whole planet!!!
(sniffs the air)
Cool man…

AMBASSADOR
As I was saying, these creatures come from the distant planet of Uranus…

MAN
Far out man!!




AMBASSADOR (CONT’D)
They’re slimy, sticky creatures that drop from the pods… once they reach the surface grounds they will mold themselves into liquid forms…

FARMER MILLER
Where exactly will they attack first Mr. Ambassador…

AMBASSADOR
In am betting the place that the people from Uranus are most looking forward to suck the life force out of is from the people of Cli-tor-us…

MAN
Like how will we escape the little the little alien dudes man?

AMBASSADOR
Excellent question Ted…

TED
Far out!
(motions his playing of the guitar)

AMBASSADOR
First we will use our condomineniums to block the aliens from reaching the innermost penetrable area…

FARMER MILLER
Escape Ambassador!!! Escape!!!

AMBASSADOR
They are already here?

Everyone begins to panic as they add-lib…

ADD LIBS
We’re all going to die… they come from the planet… I heard the planet is pretty huge…

The Ambassador raises his eyebrow obviously confused…

EXT. KRYPTON- ESCAPE PODS ROOM

The Ambassador runs off and into the escape pods room when he looks towards his wife…

AMBASSADOR
We can not let Uranus take over

Wife raises her eyebrow

ABASSADOR
The planet!!! The planet!!!

WIFE
Oh…

AMBASSADOR
Where is our son?

WIFE
He’s in the back playing Nintendo again-

Ambassador walks back and sees their 5 month year old son playing “Space invaders” on Nintendo… in the game an enemy ship is defeated… the baby laughs-

AMBASSADOR
You know those games are getting to his head lately-

WIFE
I know…

The baby takes the booklet and eats paper from it and then sticks it on his head and laughs…

AMBASSADOR
Do you think he has a learning disability?

WIFE
I really don’t know what it could be- we even brought tapes from Sesame street…

BABY
Cookie!!! Me want Cookie!!!!

AMBASSADOR
Yes, I guess that must be the answer-

WIFE
So what’s going on?

AMBASSADOR
We are being attacked by our brother planet…

WIFE
How soon?

AMBASSADOR
Sometimes a minute!!!

WIFE
How many pods for emergency escape do we have on this whole planet?

AMBASSADOR
One…

WIFE
Only one?



AMBASSADOR
Quite odd- after a million years of surviving in outer space we only have one escape pod…

WIFE
What are you going to do?

AMBASSADOR
What every sane person would do-

WIFE
What’s that?

AMBASSADOR
Blow up Krypton and save our child… that way we won’t be attacked!!! In the crash they will think our child died, but he actually won’t he will be raised by two hippies that live on farms…

WIFE
How do you know all this?

AMBASSADOR
That is not important, what is- is that we save him…
(points towards child)
One small step for man… one giant leap for Krypton kind…
(picks child up and puts him into the pod)

The pod lifts up into the air… a Uranian soldier places it’s hand on the ambassador…

AMBASSADOR
Get your hand off of me you damn dirty Uranian…

The camera follows as Clark (who the child’s name was) is sent up into outer space… Clark laughs… a minute of silence goes by and then he farts… and pee comes shooting towards the shuttle windows…

INT. GOTHAM CITY- OPERA HOUSE- 5 YEARS LATER

Bruce was with his parents looking towards the play in front of him and he begins to cry…

FATHER
What’s the matter son?

BRUCE
I’m afraid…

FATHER
Who are you afraid of?

BRUCE
Bats…

Bruce points forward…

FATHER
There’s nothing there son-

BRUCE
Yes there is… I want to leave now…

Bruce all of a sudden gets up and begins to walk away…

BRUCE
Excuse me- coming through, there are killer bats coming to kill us all… excuse me-

OPERASINGER
Killer bats!!!!

Then everybody scream as they move around the opera house running wild…

ADD LIBS
Kill bats… oh no, this is why I pissed myself last night… I was sleeping- what just happened?

Father and Mother grab Bruce and they run out of the opera house…

EXT. GOTHAM CITY- OPERA HOUSE

They hurry down an alleyway and then a man walks out from the shadows…

MAN
Es noggin Snotin…

Father raises his eyebrow…

FATHER
Sorry, I don’t speak Germin-

MAN
Es naga woggin wooggie boogie…

MOTHER
I think he’s trying to tell us something…

Man raises a gun to the mother’s head…

MAN
Wiplash Moggin Smellin feet sweelin

Man fires the gun… Father and Bruce begin to run off when the father gets shot…

MAN
Angaseee!!!! Kali Kani Dagi Duku!!!

The man throws a rose down onto the father’s body… rain pours from above… the man walks away and Bruce sits there next to his father crying…

BRUCE
I can’t see you dad- I can’t see you…

30 YEARS LATER…

INT. WAYNE MANOR- BRUCE’S BEDROOM

Bruce wakes up he hits his head on the lamp above, he tries again- same result…

BRUCE
Hmm… that’s odd I felt pain both times…

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P.S. if it will add to the comedy feel free to add in cameos- a la Bill and Tedd.