James Bond Jr. fan screenplay

[Triligors film]

Hey I'm a future screenwriter/ director, I'm only 16 years old right now- but Bond Jr. would be one of the projects I would work on in my future.... this movie may be thought to be similar to other teen secret agent movies, but this movie will be PG-13 like all of the other Bonds.... it will have a somewhat lighter touch to it. Such as some parts being a spoof, and having comical moments.... but at the same time being very serious.... some lines are campy, but meant to be.... so, when thinking of who would be the best actor to play a fifty year old villain, Jack Grevs- who can be both funny and scary at the same time, there was only one name Vince Vaughn..... when I make this movie, he'll be around 50 (I think, but he could pull it off) But, he would be perfect- comedy a la DODGEBALL, tense and frightening a la DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE. This is only the second draft, which has changed dramatically since the first draft. That's why you might hear his voice through the dialouge... also I inserted 1MUSIC BEGINS, the son is --> Johnny Be Good- performed by Judas Priest. I'll post more soon.

[Triligors film]

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- SUNNY- DAY

We see the Alps in all of it’s glory, the snow glistening off of the morning sun. The grandiose sight in all of it’s magnificence, we travel over the Alps until we come across a team of people standing on top of the Alps looking out… in the middle was an older man, proximately fifty years old. He had graying hair, some weight over the years, but non the less he still showed strength… his name over the years has never been known, some call him sir, only a remote know his actual name JACOB GREVS. A Russian ex-military soldier who at the ripe age of 20 had decided to start his own criminal headquarters known as SCUM. Saboteurs and Criminals United in Mayhem. Ten men were beside him and one woman. One of the men was an African America, JOSHUA WEBSTER. His name might throw many off, but intelligence was not what he was known for, instead it was his brute strength. Over the years he had earned the title “ The executioner.” The other man was an Asian, he was wearing black ray bans and had his hair slicked back. At the time he wore a stylish black coat. He was handsome, but he was not very strong- in comparison to the others, his name was LIN HIA KASUN. But, due to his superiority in rank, just below JACOB GREVS, he is known as General Kasun. His strengths were anything and everything having to do with computers, excellent hacker. Then there’s the all-American glory seeker, NATHAN LEEBS. Nathan, like Jacob also had a darker past- he’s ex-marines and he’s the one who to turn to for tactical planning and strategies. He still even had the buzz cut and military look to him. Then, of course there was LEANA MACHILLINI, the Italian woman who was only at the age of 19. She also has a dark past, one that no one is aware of. Kasun was holding onto a pair of documents under his right shoulder.

JACOB
Was anyone being followed?
(looks around)
You can be honest… no need in any simple lies. If you are honest, no one will care. I promise- do I ever lie?

A guard raises there hands…

JACOB
Yes? What is it?

GUARD
I… I was followed sir?

JACOB
Speak up, I can’t hear you.

GUARD
I was being followed sir…

JACOB
What’s that?


GUARD
I was…

Jacob shoots the guard and the guard falls down dead into the snow…

JACK
That goes for a lesson for all of you. The criminal business is very hard to get into people, so from now on let’s remember that… ok? Anyone else want to tell me something?
(no answer)
Anyone?… Don’t be shy, we’re all friends here.
(still no answer)
Good, that’s what I thought.

Jack looks towards Jacob

JACK
So, what do we have on our hands here?

JACOB
Sir?

JACK
Yes?…

JACOB
I don’t know sir…

JACK
That’s the reason I hired you isn’t it?

JACOB
Is that multiple choice?

JACK
Oh for crying out loud, did I hire anybody that was smart?
(he looks around, everyone was quiet)
Anyone?

Kasun steps forward

KASUN
Your hired me sir…

JACK
Finally, someone who knows how to handle a criminal organization… SCUM. What does that stand for again?

NATHAN
Sir, that stands for Saboteurs and Criminals United in Mayhem, sir!

JACK
Well done Nathan. Now, Lin- what have we got?
KASUN
From the computer files, it looks like we might be able to connect our computer into NASA Headquarters… thus, attaining the satellite dish. Then from there we can make modifications.

JACK
Modifications, of course. Now anyone else have any questions?

Jacob raises his hand…

JACOB
Will this be on the test?

Jack laughs shaking his head no.

JACK
Please remind me why I hired you?

Jacob looks confused…

LEANA
You hired him because of his strength sir.

JACK
Oh yes, now I remember…

All of a sudden he hears something from the corner of his ear…

JACK
Shh…

NATHAN
What is it sir?

JACK
Quiet…

Jack looks around and then his eyes are caught on the mountain over… Kasun has saw it to and he looks through his microscope.

POV. MICROSCOPE

We can see a man in the distance on top of mountain grabbing hold for life.

JACK
What do you see?

Kasun zooms in farther and we can see a British man wearing an Alaskan coat.

ZASUN
It’s a man in the distance…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- SUNNY- DAY
Jack looks towards Nathan…

JACK
Assemble the finest guards we have here. I want this man and I don’t want him alive.

NATHAN
Sir, based on what we know how can this be the best of choices, sir?

JACK
We do not know for how long he was listening in on us… he might even know who we are by now. Just find him ok, I want this bug terminated. I don’t care how, just don’t let him leave here alive… you have your orders.

NATHAN
Sir, I don’t think that…

JACK
This is a wise decision? Who made you boss? Want to end up like your good old friend here…

Nathan looks down towards the dead guard

NATHAN
No, sir, I don’t, sir.

JACK
What are you waiting for? Go after him… you know the drill.

Nathan walks towards the guards…

NATHAN
Ok men, we have a mission… if we fail, we lose- don’t even count the days until we return home to see your wives or your girl friends for that matter… if you fail, or fall behind in any way. Then you’re dead. You heard the mission, now lets get to it.

Nathan walks towards Jacob…

NATHAN
You… you’re coming with me.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- OTHER MOUNTAIN

We see a man in his late fifties, with slick backed black hair, even in his old age he was handsome. His name was JAMES BOND. James looks through his microscope…

POV. MICROSCOPE

We see guards, Nathan and Jacob taking off on snow mobiles. And the cars begin to drive off…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- OTHER MOUNTAIN

James puts the microscope back into his pocket…

JAMES
Well, I guess break time is over.

James takes his skis and then he takes off running…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

[1MUSIC BEGINS]

We can see guards on their snow mobiles riding through the forest and rapid speeds.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS

James Bond equips his skis and sets down a hill…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

We can see Nathan on the snow mobile riding between a narrow space in the tree as though it was an easy obstacle.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS

James was riding down the snow hill when he reaches a slope in the hill, he uses it as a ramp and he flies forward in perfect form and he lands… then he turns a sharp right, just missing a tree.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

Nathan stops the snow mobile and looks down and he can see James Bond on his skis… Nathan points to where he is.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS

James Bond skis forward and then he turns a sharp left and heads through two giant trees.

EXT. HELICOPTER BASE

We see guards entering onto a helicopter

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

Nathan and his team drive forward and then they go driving down
the slope in the hill.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- SKY

We see the helicopters in flight flying over the Alps.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS

James Bond skis forward when all of a sudden the snow mobiles drive out of the forest and down after him. James begins to ski faster, then he spots a narrow slope with a slight ramp he immediately takes off towards it and he skis into the sky. And he equips his parachute which takes him down…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- LOGGER’S CABIN

We see a drunk man carrying logs and then we see his snow mobile…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- SKY

The helicopters approach James Bond and then the parachute begins to drop rapidly towards the ground.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- LOGGER’S CABIN

The drunk pointing up towards the scene above… the man in the parachute drops down and jumps onto the man’s snow mobile and takes off…

DRUNK
What the hell?

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- HILL

Nathan was walking back and forth when he gets communication…

JACOB (O.C.)
We are approaching little man…

Nathan grins.

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

James goes driving through the forest on his newly attained snow mobile… he drives forward through the trees…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

We see the guards continuing to drive through the forests, Nathan in the lead.

INT. HELICOPTER

We see the pilot pointing down towards the dead end…

PILOT
We’ll be dropping you off there…

EXT. ALASKAN ALPS- FOREST

James Bond drives forward until he sees a wooden bridge, and now both side of the mountain he was on blocked by it’s rocky walls. The bridge was broken. Dead end. James Bond looks up into the sky he sees the helicopter throw down a rope, Jacob descends from it. Jacob begins to walk towards James.

JACOB
You’re going no where little man…

BOND
By any chance are you related to Jaws?

Jacob grins.

JACOB
He was my cousin

Jacob walks towards Bond.

JACOB
End of the line…

Jacob punches Bond, but Bond dunks and rolls to the side… Jacob picks up the snow mobile and throws it towards Bond… Bond once again, expecting the move rolls out of the way. Bond looks around, no electrical charges, no nothing. Bond begins to walk backwards on the broken bridge, he takes out a knife and he chops off both ends of the rope. Then the bridge immediately swings in both directions, Bond hangs onto the bridge and safely makes it across to the other side

[1MUSIC ENDS]

He begins to climb up, when he sees the snow mobiles stationed and Nathan looking down towards him.

NATHAN
Who are you? And what do you know?

BOND
Bond, James Bond… I was sent here to monitor surveillance everything seems to be working fine.

NATHAN
Surveillance? That’s odd, what company do you represent?

James punches out towards Nathan when he shot with a tranquilizer dart.

[WE FADE TO THE CLASSIC MUSIC CREDITS]