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Psylent

01-16-2002, 10:04 PM

Beleive it or not, the answer is c.
I actually did hang myself twice with a belt using my hands. I'm still alive because I was unconcious before I actually killed myself.

I thought some of you may already know the answer from the Sex topic, page 3.

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: silent_speech ]

TyRoss

01-16-2002, 10:06 PM

You know I do remember something of that sort now that you mention it.

Olorin

01-16-2002, 10:33 PM

Have I ever:

a. Licked a toilet bowl clean.
b. Been in a fist fight with my dad and won.
c. Been expelled from a private school.

TyRoss

01-16-2002, 10:34 PM

OK I really gotta go with A on this one.

Link

01-16-2002, 11:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
Have I ever:

a. Licked a toilet bowl clean.
b. Been in a fist fight with my dad and won.
c. Been expelled from a private school.<hr></blockquote>

Well, I remember you saying you were expelled. Also, always bragging about your muscles ;) . But nobody in there right mind would lick a toilet bowl clean so B...

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:08 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Link:


Well, I remember you saying you were expelled. Also, always bragging about your muscles ;) . But nobody in there right mind would lick a toilet bowl clean so B...<hr></blockquote>

You mean A?

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:10 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Link:


Also, always bragging about your muscles ;) <hr></blockquote>

Dude, I don't have muscles... I have Tae Kwon Do. I don't have muscles. I weigh 149 pounds, for crying out loud.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:13 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
I have Tae Kwon Do. <hr></blockquote>
how long?

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:14 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:

how long?<hr></blockquote>

Since I was 5, until last year.

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Olorin ]

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:15 AM

nice

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:15 AM

So which is it then??

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:17 AM

It's B. Link was right, even though I think he meant A.

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:17 AM

So you have cleaned a toilet with your tougue??

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:18 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
So you have cleaned a toilet with your tougue??<hr></blockquote>

Just the seat and top, not the actual bowl or pissy parts.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:26 AM

<Doing his best Ladies Man impersonation>

Uh yeah, that's disgustin'

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:26 AM

That was a little misleading but what the hey I'll give 'er a shot.

A) Dated a crack addict

B) Pranced around on stage mostly naked

C) Drove escorts to their "Appointments"

THE ICEMAN COMETH

01-17-2002, 12:29 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:


Just the seat and top, not the actual bowl or pissy parts.<hr></blockquote>

AND YOU DID THIS.......WHY?

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:31 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
That was a little misleading but what the hey I'll give 'er a shot.

A) Dated a crack addict

B) Pranced around on stage mostly naked

C) Drove escorts to their "Appointments"<hr></blockquote>

C!

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:31 AM

I'm guessing... C. Dang, they are all sick.

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:32 AM

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:


AND YOU DID THIS.......WHY?<hr></blockquote>

I was going to work at Subway. They were asking if I would be willing to clean the bathrooms, and I replied "I'll lick the toilets, if that's what you want!" They laughed, and someone said "I'd like to see that!" I stopped laughing, stared at them...

Needless to say, they got to see it.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:33 AM

Haha, you are a sick man Jon.

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:35 AM

A. I have shoplifted numerous times.

B. I have been fired from two jobs.

C. I have been almost killed by missles.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:36 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
A. I have shoplifted numerous times.

B. I have been fired from two jobs.

C. I have been almost killed by missles.<hr></blockquote>

a!

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:37 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
Haha, you are a sick man Jon.<hr></blockquote>

Jon is very different from Olorin, actually.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:37 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
A. I have shoplifted numerous times.

B. I have been fired from two jobs.

C. I have been almost killed by missles.<hr></blockquote>

B

I know C is true. I remember you saying that my Lebanese brethren shot them.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:38 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
Jon is very different from Olorin, actually.<hr></blockquote>
how so?

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:38 AM

I'm guessing A. You just don't seem like the thieving type to me.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:40 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:


B

I know C is true. I remember you saying that my Lebanese brethren shot them.<hr></blockquote>

You into the chick on chick?

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:41 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
You into the chick on chick?<hr></blockquote>
um.....what?

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:42 AM

Lebanon...not Lesbian

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: JBond ]

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:42 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:

um.....what?<hr></blockquote>

My weak attempt at a joke...nevermind.

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:42 AM

Ok mine

A) True: this is actually my ex-fiancee from a few years back

B) True: I was in a Greek sex farce called Lysistrata whose costume consisted of a loincloth a small vest with mesh on the front and a large fake phallus

C) Correct this is False: Actually I drove dancers from their homes to clubs, met a lot of good friends, dancers are great people if they're not messed up

As for Moes... I'm gonna guess A

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:43 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:

how so?<hr></blockquote>

Jon is extremely outgoing, rarely holding back his opinion. He does not tolerate behaviour that he does not agree with. Jon is actually pretty smart, and slow to anger. Jon listens to girls problems, without trying to get into their pants. Jon is rarely thinking of anything except extremely deep religious issues (you should see what I mean in a few days).

You guys know Olorin.

Both are just abstractions of who I really am.

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:44 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:


My weak attempt at a joke...nevermind.<hr></blockquote>

Haha, this was funny. You're joke wasn't. Strange, eh?

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:45 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
He does not tolerate behaviour that he does not agree with......and slow to anger. <hr></blockquote>How is this possible?

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:45 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:


As for Moes... I'm gonna guess A<hr></blockquote>

Did you mean Bond?

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:46 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
How is this possible?<hr></blockquote>

Intolerance and anger are two very different things.

"Guys, don't do that."

is not

"SHUT THE **** UP!"

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:46 AM

I hope so, because I don't remember posting.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:47 AM

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:48 AM

Ummm yeah did I say Moe I meant Bond

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:49 AM

We should start a "Tell me about me" thread. We go poster to poster, and everyone says exactly what they think about that person... everything.

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:49 AM

Since no one else is here, my answer was B

A. I used to shoplift when I was younger...alot, I'm not sure why. I guesss it was some weird phase. Never got caught though (BTW, I never took anything of real vlaue, little things: candy, lighters, etc.)

B. I was fired from ONE job, not two. ;) that would be KFC, I wasn't "catching on quick enough". :rolleyes:

C. Yes you were right, I did say it before, good memory. ;) Happened to me in Israel when we were camping during the night.

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: JBond ]

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:49 AM

That is just too dangerous for words Olorin.

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:50 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
That is just too dangerous for words Olorin.<hr></blockquote>

Well, that's one thing Jon and Olorin have in common. We like risk.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:50 AM

I haven't been around long enough to form really good opinions...but if you want to go for it.

Olorin

01-17-2002, 12:51 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:

A. I used to shoplift when I was longer....<hr></blockquote>

HAHA!

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:51 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
A. I used to shoplift when I was younger...alot, I'm not sure why. <hr></blockquote>
Me, too. That's why I chose B. But, I got caught. My dad was a cop. :mad:

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: beemanbone ]

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:51 AM

I meant younger...

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:52 AM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:

Me, too. That's why I chose B. But, I got caught. My dad was a cop. :mad: <hr></blockquote>

Was? Did he become a bad cop and take bribes?

Or did he just retire?

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:53 AM

Once I kind of got caught. At a gas station I was about to put some gum in my pocket and missed i guess, panicked, and put it back waiting for another opportunity. Anyway, after that I noticed they were looking at me veeeery close. SO I left and they stopped me outside and told me "you made the right choice, we would have had to call the cops if you had taken anything" Hehehe!

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:53 AM

retire

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:54 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
Once I kind of got caught. At a gas station I was about to put some gum in my pocket and missed i guess, panicked, and put it back waiting for another opportunity. Anyway, after that I noticed they were looking at me veeeery close. SO I left and they stopped me outside and told me "you made the right choice, we would have had to call the cops if you had taken anything" Hehehe!<hr></blockquote>

Never trust a Sconie! ;)

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:55 AM

Funny thing, they told me that a woman shopper at the counter told them they saw me try to steal it.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:55 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
I meant younger...<hr></blockquote>
I got you covered.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 12:57 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
Funny thing, they told me that a woman shopper at the counter told them they saw me try to steal it.<hr></blockquote>
Damn those good citizens.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:58 AM

Is somebody up?

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 12:58 AM

So anyone else feel like spilling their guts tonight???

JBond

01-17-2002, 12:59 AM

I'm up, and will be for a while.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 12:59 AM

I meant, isn't it somebody's turn?

JBond

01-17-2002, 01:04 AM

A. I have witnessed a forest fire

B. I have found 100 dollars

C. I have eaten eel

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 01:06 AM

Let me take a stab at it.... B

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 01:08 AM

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 01:13 AM

JBond

01-17-2002, 01:16 AM

The answer was....C!

A. I witnessed a forest fire in Yellowstone National Park in 1987 (I think 1987), we we're evacuated.

B. In a mall I once found over 100 dollars in a evelope.

C. Nope, never had eel.

JBond

01-17-2002, 01:16 AM

Ok I went twice, someone else can go.

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 01:17 AM

Well one of us must be right

JBond

01-17-2002, 01:19 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
Well one of us must be right<hr></blockquote>

Indeed, and it was beemanbone once again!

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 01:22 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
Ok I went twice, someone else can go.<hr></blockquote>

Well I've already revealed my darkest secrets

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 01:24 AM

I don't really have anything good.

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 02:12 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
Indeed, and it was beemanbone once again!<hr></blockquote>
I know you better than you know yourself.

THE ICEMAN COMETH

01-17-2002, 02:30 AM

I'VE EATEN EEL----NASTY :o

Jordan

01-17-2002, 06:06 AM

wow, i thought this game was going to bomb. Glad that everyone likes it.

Kyle Katarn

01-17-2002, 09:11 AM

I wanna do it!

A. I was once hooked on a narcotic

B. I stabbed a guy in a fight

C. For some odd reason, a lot of women talk to me about their "monthly visitor!" :eek:

gisland

01-17-2002, 09:17 AM

I'm gonna say A

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 09:18 AM

And so am I since that was actually my post

Link

01-17-2002, 09:38 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
I wanna do it!

A. I was once hooked on a narcotic

B. I stabbed a guy in a fight

C. For some odd reason, a lot of women talk to me about their "monthly visitor!" :eek: <hr></blockquote>

Well, I remember you saying something about drugs, and I can't say that I believe you on c...But I'll choose B

Kyle Katarn

01-17-2002, 09:47 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Link:


Well, I remember you saying something about drugs, and I can't say that I believe you on c...But I'll choose B<hr></blockquote>

ding ding ding!

A: When I had my tonsils out in 8th grade, some idiot at the hospital prescribed me about 3x the reccomended dose of Tylenol w/codeine!!! Getting off of it was not fun... :(

B: I've never even been in a fight!

C: I can't explain it....but it really is true. Not women that I pass in a store or anything, but ones that know me. Mostly it's comments like "you wussy guys need to experience this at least once!" :mad: :D

Jordan

01-17-2002, 12:07 PM

ME AGAIN!!!

a) I got into a fight.

b) I got attacked by a pitbull.

c) I got accepted for MTV's Model Mission 2000.

JBond

01-17-2002, 01:46 PM

I'll say....B!

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 01:48 PM

B sounds good to me

Psylent

01-17-2002, 01:54 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Akasha:
ME AGAIN!!!

a) I got into a fight.

b) I got attacked by a pitbull.

c) I got accepted for MTV's Model Mission 2000.<hr></blockquote>
I remember you menttioned a fight you had in spring break, so it's neither b or c.
I remember you saying about doing fashion and some sort, but I have a feeling it's c.

Malice

01-17-2002, 02:01 PM

Now to really scare you as to what the guy behind "TECH" has done....

1) I have slept with a woman then broke up with her moments after.

2) I have reset my dislocated shoulder by slamming it into a wall during a football game.

3) I have caught a 15 foot Thresher Shark in the Gulf of Mexico.

?????? Well, which crazy person am I not??????

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 02:07 PM

TECH- A

Malice

01-17-2002, 02:08 PM

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
TECH- A<hr></blockquote>

INCORRECT (yes I was a bastard, but we wont go there)

beemanbone

01-17-2002, 02:10 PM

you dirty bastard! ;)

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 02:11 PM

I'm thinking 3

Malice

01-17-2002, 02:13 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
I'm thinking 3<hr></blockquote>

Correct...

When I played football in High School, I dislocated my shoulder (I was playing Fullback at the time).

When I got to the sidelines, I carefully walked over to the stands wall, and slammed my right shoulder into the corner, popping it back in place.

I couldnt user my right arm much at all for 2 days.

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 02:51 PM

my turn

have I ever.....

A.pooped at a classroom entrance in the hallway.

B.fought a guy and almost beat him to death.

C.taken my pants off infront of a stranger.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 02:53 PM

Psylent

01-17-2002, 02:53 PM

I know what the answer is, but I'll be silent.... ;)

Olorin

01-17-2002, 02:54 PM

I've got to say A. I can't believe anyone would just poop in a public area. Just doesn't happen! (Unless it is McDonalds... I once drove 50 miles out to some hic MickeyDees, and dropped my pants next to the bathroom and laid a poop. Some girl saw me and shrieked, then disappeared from view. I just walked out, didn't look back, and drove away... It was on a dare)

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 02:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
b<hr></blockquote>

I wont reveal the answer yet.
I'll give someone else time to answer.....

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: aeon-death ]

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 02:56 PM

[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
I know what the answer is, but I'll be silent.... ;) <hr></blockquote>

how do you know you know? you may be wrong. :rolleyes:

slinger

01-17-2002, 02:57 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
I've got to say A. I can't believe anyone would just poop in a public area. Just doesn't happen! (Unless it is McDonalds... I once drove 50 miles out to some hic MickeyDees, and dropped my pants next to the bathroom and laid a poop. Some girl saw me and shrieked, then disappeared from view. I just walked out, didn't look back, and drove away... It was on a dare)<hr></blockquote>

How old were you?

Psylent

01-17-2002, 02:57 PM

b!!!

Psylent

01-17-2002, 02:58 PM

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:


How old were you?<hr></blockquote>c'mon! don't you think he's embarassed enough?...

Olorin

01-17-2002, 03:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:


How old were you?<hr></blockquote>

15, my friends were in the car (they were the ones actually driving by the way)...

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 03:01 PM

the answer is B.

I pooped at the classroom entrance when I was in first grade.

and I took my pants off showing my 'stuff' to one of my sis's friends when I was in 2nd grade.

I have never invovled in a fight... the only times I fought was when I play around with my friends.

thebtskink

01-17-2002, 03:15 PM

A: Been festered with deadly bacteria
B: Cracked my head open on 3 separate occasions
C: Wasted my summer on drunkenness and pot
D: Been invited to a party.

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 03:17 PM

Hey there's no fake one there ;)

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 03:19 PM

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
A: Been festered with deadly bacteria
B: Cracked my head open on 3 separate occasions
C: Wasted my summer on drunkenness and pot
D: Been invited to a party.<hr></blockquote>

D. I remeber you saying you lack sacial skills and you also mentioned you are still in high school.

I was never invited to party in high school until college.

thebtskink

01-17-2002, 03:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by aeon-death:


D. I remeber you saying you lack sacial skills and you also mentioned you are still in high school.

I was never invited to party in high school until college.<hr></blockquote>

Correct.

A is E-coli, after the appendix
B is accreditted to my incredibly bad luck
C was last summer... to the best of my recollection
:p

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 03:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:


Correct.

A is E-coli, after the appendix
B is accreditted to my incredibly bad luck
C was last summer... to the best of my recollection
:p <hr></blockquote>

hehe I'v tried it(pot) before, didn't like it, and I don't see why people like to get drunk.

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:09 PM

A. Took a weekend trip to Amsterdam strictly to "sample the local wares."

B. Been "detained" by local law enforcement officals in 4 countries.

C. Volunteer for the Red Cross.

D. Broke my leg snowboarding.

Which one is fake? How well do you know the Clown?

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 04:11 PM

C...you don't seem like the giving person.

JBond

01-17-2002, 04:13 PM

I'll say B for fun...although it isn't too much of a stretch.

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:14 PM

I'll tell you as soon as I get a few more guesses..... :)

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 04:21 PM

A!!!

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:25 PM

1 vote each ofr A, B, and C. Apparently D is pretty believeable...... Wait and see...

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 04:32 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
1 vote each ofr A, B, and C. Apparently D is pretty believeable...... Wait and see...<hr></blockquote>

I still think it's A.

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:36 PM

Okay...I'm growing impatient. Its D. I've never groken my leg snowboarding. I fractured my wrist once, snowbaording, but I've never broken my leg. Suprised? :D

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 04:39 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Okay...I'm growing impatient. Its D. I've never groken my leg snowboarding. I fractured my wrist once, snowbaording, but I've never broken my leg. Suprised? :D <hr></blockquote>

yeah, I'm suprised B & C are true :D

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by aeon-death:


yeah, I'm suprised B & C are true :D <hr></blockquote>
I figured you'd be more suprised that "A" was true....afterall, you voted for it. Twice! :D

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 04:53 PM

I'm absolutely shocked that C is true. :D

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:54 PM

Thanks a lot....jerk!

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 04:57 PM

You have a lot of hostility towards me. Is it because I control your endorphins and I'm refusing to release them?

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 04:59 PM

Its quite possible.

aeon-death

01-17-2002, 05:08 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
B. Been "detained" by local law enforcement officals in 4 countries.

<hr></blockquote>

so, uhm... what happened?

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 05:10 PM

[quote]Originally posted by aeon-death:


so, uhm... what happened?<hr></blockquote>Well, when I was in the Army, I lived in Europe for 2 years. Whenever I got the chance, I liked to travel to other countries....of course, I also liked to drink alot...and get into fights....

Jordan

01-17-2002, 05:20 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Akasha:
ME AGAIN!!!

a) I got into a fight.

b) I got attacked by a pitbull.

c) I got accepted for MTV's Model Mission 2000.<hr></blockquote>

Sorry it took so long for me to answer, i went to my friends house.

a) Yeah i got into a fight in Virginia, on spring break. This girl spilled a wine cooler on me, cause she thought her boyfriend liked me or something stupid like that.So i hit her, and i ended up whipping her ass.

b) Yes, i actually got attacked by a pitbull. When i was 10, me and my friends were walking to the mini mart, and it got loose and started chasing me, my friends all jumped fences and i was the only one on the road. It got onto my leg, until i started beating it with a stick. Always ame for the NOSE. It really works, it whimpered away. My leg hurt, but it wasn't bleeding that bad.

c)no. I WISH!! That would be sooo awesome if i could actually do that. I really love fashion and modeling, and people say i'm pretty enough, but sorry i'm not a model. Good geuss silent speech.

Rogue

01-17-2002, 06:10 PM

Have I not ever:

A) Broke someone's nose.

B) Got got caught stealing.

C) Got caught slashing tires.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 06:11 PM

TyRoss

01-17-2002, 06:13 PM

I'll go with B too

tyler_durden

01-17-2002, 06:19 PM

I think I will run with B as well.

bbf2

01-17-2002, 06:19 PM

Stop with the spontaniously multiplying threads!

I say A

Rogue

01-17-2002, 06:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:
Have I not ever:

A) Broke someone's nose.

B) Got got caught stealing.

C) Got caught slashing tires.<hr></blockquote>

Ty, Tyler and Moe..all of you are correct. I've never stole anything my life.

A) Happened yesterday actually- that's why I was talking about my bruised cheekbone- she slapped me first.

C) Happened two years ago, it was a dare. :)

Frizzo the Clown

01-17-2002, 08:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Rogue:


Ty, Tyler and Moe..all of you are correct. I've never stole anything my life.

A) Happened yesterday actually- that's why I was talking about my bruised cheekbone- she slapped me first.

C) Happened two years ago, it was a dare. :) <hr></blockquote>Geez.....breakin' noses. You're a wild one, Rogue!

Psylent

01-17-2002, 09:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Akasha:


Sorry it took so long for me to answer, i went to my friends house.

a) Yeah i got into a fight in Virginia, on spring break. This girl spilled a wine cooler on me, cause she thought her boyfriend liked me or something stupid like that.So i hit her, and i ended up whipping her ass.

b) Yes, i actually got attacked by a pitbull. When i was 10, me and my friends were walking to the mini mart, and it got loose and started chasing me, my friends all jumped fences and i was the only one on the road. It got onto my leg, until i started beating it with a stick. Always ame for the NOSE. It really works, it whimpered away. My leg hurt, but it wasn't bleeding that bad.

c)no. I WISH!! That would be sooo awesome if i could actually do that. I really love fashion and modeling, and people say i'm pretty enough, but sorry i'm not a model. Good geuss silent speech.<hr></blockquote>
wooohooo! I got it right!!

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 09:37 PM

Okay, I guess I can do one.

Have I ever:

A. Been the batboy for the Minnesota Twins.

B. Been mauled by a dog.

C. Had the Heimlich Maneuver used on me.

thebtskink

01-17-2002, 09:41 PM

B. You'd scare the dog away. :D

Olorin

01-17-2002, 09:42 PM

A... I can't imagine you having anything to with baseball, not to mention moving...

thebtskink

01-17-2002, 09:44 PM

Moe. You got the location wrong.. It's NT, as in "not telling".

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 09:59 PM

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
Moe. You got the location wrong.. It's NT, as in "not telling".<hr></blockquote>

Damn, I thought it was Northern Kentucky...I can't even remember that episode really.

thebtskink

01-17-2002, 10:03 PM

The kentucky was the "Behind the Laughter" episode, which doesn't really count.

NT was on Homer's license plate when he got Lil' Bandit.

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 10:05 PM

Anywho, are you two the only ones guessing?

Moe Szyslak

01-17-2002, 10:18 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
A... I can't imagine you having anything to with baseball, not to mention moving...<hr></blockquote>

Well, your guess was correct. However, I did play baseball for 8 years or so. I was a pitcher and a catcher.

I was mauled by a dog when I was about 15 months old...stupid weiner dog. It was finally put to sleep when it attacked its owners grandchild.

I also have had the Heimlich used on me, when I was an infant. I was chocking on a grape and my mom did the infant Heimlich on me.

TyRoss

01-18-2002, 05:39 AM

Well I guess I can do another one.

Have I ever...

A) Been hit by a car.

B) Dropped a log on my foot.

C) Jumped off a cliff.

THE ICEMAN COMETH

01-18-2002, 09:27 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
I was a pitcher and a catcher.<hr></blockquote>

THIS IS JUST TOO DAMN EASY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT. :D

Link

01-18-2002, 09:39 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
Well I guess I can do another one.

Have I ever...

A) Been hit by a car.

B) Dropped a log on my foot.

C) Jumped off a cliff.<hr></blockquote>

C-Unless it was a pretty damn small cliff...

pixiness

01-18-2002, 10:53 AM

He could have jumped of a cliff if he was hang-gliding.... That's why my choice is B

tyler_durden

01-18-2002, 11:23 AM

I agree with Pixie, I am going with B.

Olorin

01-18-2002, 12:51 PM

TyRoss

01-18-2002, 02:22 PM

The answer is B)

C) When I was in scouts we went to algonquin park for a week and there was a bout an 100 foot cliff overlooking a deep little lake so we jumped off it. The funny part is that on my way down I couldn't get my arms to straighten out so they were out at my sides when I hit... ouch.

A) I was crossing an intersection on my bike when I was younger and a car started to turn right and hit me. Not at any great speed but it sent me flying.. I have a small scar on my leg and my bike was wrecked. The butthead drove off.

JBond

01-18-2002, 07:14 PM

Same thing happened to me, the car thing. Except she got there first and cut me off and I ran into the car!

Knerys

01-18-2002, 07:56 PM

I guess I'll try one.

A. I've been bitten by a shark.

B. I've seen the Great Buddha.

C. I've broken both my legs.

tyler_durden

01-18-2002, 08:11 PM

I am going to guess that it is B.

aeon-death

01-18-2002, 08:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Knerys:
I guess I'll try one.

A. I've been bitten by a shark.

B. I've seen the Great Buddha.

C. I've broken both my legs.<hr></blockquote>

I think it's A.

Jordan

01-19-2002, 07:19 AM

TyRoss

01-19-2002, 10:08 AM

Well depends if she's talking about a statue then A if not then B.

Jordan

01-21-2002, 07:54 PM

so which is it?

bbf2

01-21-2002, 08:25 PM

C . . . no one's said it yet . . .

Knerys

01-23-2002, 04:43 PM

Holy cow! I completely forgot about this! I'm soooo sorry. :o :o

The answer is C. I have never broken any bone in my body (knock on wood).

When I was 11 my family went to Florida and I was feeding the sting rays and small sharks at Sea World and one of them bit me on my hand.

I went on a student exchange to Japan my freshmen year of high school and I went to all the sacred shrines in Kamakura, including the Great Buddha.

bbf2

01-23-2002, 06:55 PM

YES! I am correct!

Kyle Katarn

01-24-2002, 10:31 AM

Let's try again...

A. I have been in an armed standoff with the county drunk.

B. I considered using a stapler to fix a hole in my pants.

C. I have a scar on my leg from bruhing against a kerosene heater from a few years ago.

TyRoss

01-24-2002, 10:45 AM

A seems way too obvious so I'm going with C

Moe Szyslak

01-24-2002, 10:51 AM

I'm going to go with B. I think you actually did it instead of just considering it.

tyler_durden

01-24-2002, 11:37 AM

I am going to have to guess B as well.

Malice

01-24-2002, 12:15 PM

Kyle Katarn

01-24-2002, 01:24 PM

So here we go!

A. We have been in MANY confrontations....luckily we have not drawn weapons on each other.....yet(!)

B. CORRECT! And I did NOT actually do it, but I came close! The only thing that stopped me was that I my coworkers said the hole was only visible if someone was both 3 feet tall and almost underneath me! I thought of Frizzo's midgets... :D I guess the customers were wondering why eveyone in the pharmacy was checkin' out my butt! :o :D

C. I did brush up against a lit kerosene heater after getting out of the shower. It hurt - a LOT - but the mark went away after about a month, so it does not count as a scar!

TyRoss

01-24-2002, 01:27 PM

Ummnm I thought we were supposed to guess the fake one not the real one.

Moe Szyslak

01-24-2002, 01:38 PM

Okay, here are some for me.

A) I almost drowned in a pool when I was 1.

B) I almost died from a high fever when I was a few months old.

C) I almost died from influenza when I was 3.

Kyle Katarn

01-24-2002, 01:43 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
Ummnm I thought we were supposed to guess the fake one not the real one.<hr></blockquote>

:o D'OH!!!! Sorry 'bout that....I thought it was one real, 2 made up.... :p

TyRoss

01-24-2002, 01:51 PM

For Moe... I'll hazard a guess at C

Knerys

01-24-2002, 09:13 PM

I'm going to guess A.

tyler_durden

01-25-2002, 12:47 AM

I am closing my eyes and randomly choosing the letter B.

Moe Szyslak

01-25-2002, 02:02 PM

TyRoss is correct.

I did nearly drown in when I was 1. The person watching me fell asleep or something. Somebody finally noticed that I was missing and the saw me face down in the water.

I did nearly die from a high fever when I was a few months old. I had one that was like 108(not good for an infant). I had Roseola.

I've never nearly died from influenza.

TyRoss

01-25-2002, 06:35 PM

Ok heres a wierd one.

A) Squirted milk out my nose while laughing.

B) Snorted Coca Cola up my nose.

c) Had an asthma attack.

JBond

01-25-2002, 11:03 PM

Uh....A

Knerys

01-25-2002, 11:07 PM

Um..yeah. A sounds good.

slinger

01-25-2002, 11:41 PM

I'll just post this since I'll forget.

A) Wore a empty Five-Alive box (the one with the cans) in a drunken farce.

B) Went to the Planet of the Apes press screening.

C) Don't have my driver's license.

TyRoss

01-25-2002, 11:43 PM

remember you're supposed to pick out the fake one not the real ones

And for slinger I'll say c

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: TyRoss ]

Knerys

01-26-2002, 01:01 AM

Wait, what was the answer to yours, Ty?

TyRoss

01-26-2002, 09:35 AM

Well actually the answer was A.

B) I was joking around saying I was sniffing coke while drinking a cola and put the straw too close to my nose. Some came up and went up my nose.

C) I have very very mild asthma, I don't need an inhaler or anything but I have had a few attacks.

A) I've never squirted milk out of my nose because I was laughing... other liquids yes but not milk.

JBond

01-26-2002, 12:58 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
A) I've never squirted milk out of my nose because I was laughing... other liquids yes but not milk.<hr></blockquote>

Yes!! I picked A cause it sounded to cliche with it being milk.

Moe Szyslak

01-26-2002, 01:03 PM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:


Yes!! I picked A cause it sounded to cliche with it being milk.<hr></blockquote>

Hey, that happened to me back in 1st grade....it is probably very common because milk was all you could really drink for lunch.

Jordan

03-03-2002, 09:36 PM

beemanbone

03-03-2002, 09:38 PM

UMP

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:32 AM

A new thread I haven’t noticed before….well if the game’s still going I think I might give it a try….which of the following things have I never done:

A: Gone skinny-dipping in a public beach

B: Tried to steal a bus with some friends in drunken condition

C: Been in a fight

D: Kissed a girl

[ 03-04-2002, 09:44 AM: Message edited by: Iben ]

Knerys

03-04-2002, 03:41 AM

I'm going to say ...B.

JBond

03-04-2002, 10:00 AM

I'm going to say A

Iben

03-04-2002, 10:46 AM

He he...I'm gonna wait till more people have guessed before I reveal it!

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 10:50 AM

Well, I'm kinda hoping that you've done either A or D (and have pictures to prove it!)..so I'm going to say C. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 10:50 AM

Iben

03-04-2002, 10:55 AM

Somehow no one doubts that i’ve kissed a girl! :confused: :D

Iben

03-04-2002, 10:56 AM

Maybe I should just tell the correct answer..........nah I'll wait a little longer!

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 10:58 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Somehow no one doubts that i’ve kissed a girl! :confused: :D <hr /></blockquote>We all know what you European girls are like. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Iben

03-04-2002, 10:59 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Somehow no one doubts that i’ve kissed a girl! :confused: :D <hr /></blockquote>We all know what you European girls are like. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p <hr /></blockquote>I'd be offended if it wasn't true! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 11:06 AM

It's true? And I pick this spring break not to go to Europe. Oh well, I'm happier with my current destination.

tyler_durden

03-04-2002, 11:33 AM

I am going to guess C.

Iben

03-04-2002, 12:35 PM

Okay since a couple of you have already guessed the right answer...I'll reveal it......the correct answer is C, I've never been in a fight...what can I say I'm a peaceful person :D

[ 03-04-2002, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]

Knerys

03-04-2002, 02:39 PM

Wow. Why did you try to steal a bus? (just curious)

beemanbone

03-04-2002, 02:48 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Wow. Why did you try to steal a bus? (just curious)<hr /></blockquote>I guess she was very drunk.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 02:48 PM

I've never...

A. Been asked out and then sexually assaulted by a 27 year old bisexual, whom I beat to a cindery pulp.

B. Fired a gun at someone.

C. Downloaded 407 mp3s in a single day.

D. Been a semi-national champion in Tae-Kwon-Do, Irish Dancing and Humorous Interpretive Acting in the same year.

Iben

03-04-2002, 02:50 PM

You've done any of that stuff? :confused: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Knerys

03-04-2002, 02:51 PM

beemanbone

03-04-2002, 02:51 PM

Knerys

03-04-2002, 02:52 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Wow. Why did you try to steal a bus? (just curious)<hr /></blockquote>I guess she was very drunk.<hr /></blockquote>Probably.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 02:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
You've done any of that stuff? :confused: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Yes. You'll have to start guessing to figure out which...

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:02 PM

I'm guessing B!

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Wow. Why did you try to steal a bus? (just curious)<hr /></blockquote>I guess she was very drunk.<hr /></blockquote>Probably.<hr /></blockquote>To make a really long story short…..I was with 3 of my girlfriends in the middle of nowhere at 3 AM and no way to get home unless we wanted to wait 4 hours for a train. And yes we were extremely drunk. Well in my own defence I can honestly say that it wasn’t my idea, and that I tried to talk them out of it at first because I for one realised how many laws we would break if we hijacked a parked bus in a drunken state and drove it to town….but my friends had this Charlies Angels break out so they kicked in the doors of the bus and tried to short-circuit some wires…now at first I didn’t really participate, but like I said I was really drunk so at last I gave in ( group pressure :D )
But we didn’t succeed though, thankfully all we did was kick in the door, ruin some wires and turn on the lights of the bus………………

beemanbone

03-04-2002, 03:06 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
thankfully all we did was kick in the door, ruin some wires and turn on the lights of the bus………………<hr /></blockquote>alcohol is so wonderful!

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 03:12 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
A<hr /></blockquote>I'm going to have to agree with beemanbone on this one. I think you're talking about Warpedchick but I don't think you would ever harm a girl.

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:15 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
thankfully all we did was kick in the door, ruin some wires and turn on the lights of the bus………………<hr /></blockquote>alcohol is so wonderful!<hr /></blockquote>yes..…..yes it is, cheers to that!

Knerys

03-04-2002, 03:17 PM

Olorin

03-04-2002, 03:18 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
A<hr /></blockquote>I'm going to have to agree with beemanbone on this one. I think you're talking about Warpedchick but I don't think you would ever harm a girl.<hr /></blockquote>I guess it would have been smart to note that it was a dude.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 03:19 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
I have honestly never been drunk.<hr /></blockquote>I honestly have never tasted alchohol.

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:19 PM

Maybe it’s a European thing to get drunk really early, but I think I got drunk the first time when I was 13…and no it’s not unusual and no I’m not a lost cause….

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 03:19 PM

So it was a 27 year old bisexual guy? Where the hell do you hang out Jon?

beemanbone

03-04-2002, 03:21 PM

Olorin

03-04-2002, 03:24 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
So it was a 27 year old bisexual guy? Where the hell do you hang out Jon?<hr /></blockquote>Well, this pretty much makes it obvious that this did in fact happen, but it was a co-worker. He lived out in the hills, and he still lived with his parents. He was probably straight gay, just not man enough to mention it. Anyways, before I knew he was gay, we were kind of buddies for about six months. I mean, I'm pretty much nice to everyone, and I guess he didn't get much of that sort of thing...

He invited me to a jazz concert, and I said "sure, I like jazz!" Then later that week he looks at me and says "You know... I'm bisexual." I take it pretty well, and just say "Yeah, well, I'm straighter than a line." We laugh, and he tries to put his hands in my pants when I turn away. Needless to say, I made use of my Tae-Kwon-Do...

Iben

03-04-2002, 03:25 PM

So which was the correct answer?

Knerys

03-04-2002, 03:31 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by beemanbone:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
So it was a 27 year old bisexual guy? Where the hell do you hang out Jon?<hr /></blockquote>Kansas is weird! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>YOu have no idea! Nothing, but corn and tornados, at least where I lived.

beemanbone

03-04-2002, 03:38 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
and he tries to put his hands in my pants when I turn away. <hr /></blockquote>OMG! That's freaky.

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 07:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Okay since a couple of you have already guessed the right answer...I'll reveal it......the correct answer is C, I've never been in a fight...what can I say I'm a peaceful person :D <hr /></blockquote>So, do you have any pictures of you doing A or D? :D

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 07:29 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
I've never...

A. Been asked out and then sexually assaulted by a 27 year old bisexual, whom I beat to a cindery pulp.

B. Fired a gun at someone.

C. Downloaded 407 mp3s in a single day.

D. Been a semi-national champion in Tae-Kwon-Do, Irish Dancing and Humorous Interpretive Acting in the same year.<hr /></blockquote>I'm gonna say B. You've told me about a couple of these things before......its still a guess though...

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 07:30 PM

Olorin

03-04-2002, 09:13 PM

It was a stupid mean trick question. They're all true...

Knerys

03-04-2002, 09:16 PM

And we trusted you. How could you.

<runs to the corner and cries>

Olorin

03-04-2002, 09:19 PM

Actually, I guess the gun one was completely true... I didn't shoot the gun with the intent of hitting anyone, but I had shot a bullet past someone's shoulder before, to spook them...

bbf2

03-04-2002, 09:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Actually, I guess the gun one was completely true... I didn't shoot the gun with the intent of hitting anyone, but I had shot a bullet past someone's shoulder before, to spook them...<hr /></blockquote>How the hell did you get a gun?

Olorin

03-04-2002, 09:23 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
How the hell did you get a gun?<hr /></blockquote>24 year old friend. It was only a 22. (Caliber, that is)

[ 03-04-2002, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Knerys

03-04-2002, 09:23 PM

That's my question.

Knerys

03-04-2002, 09:24 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
How the hell did you get a gun?<hr /></blockquote>24 year old friend. It was only a 22. (Caliber, that is)<hr /></blockquote>You certainly have a lot of older friends.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 09:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
You certainly have a lot of older friends.<hr /></blockquote>16 year old in college. It happens.

JBond

03-04-2002, 11:51 PM

Iben

03-05-2002, 02:01 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Actually, I guess the gun one was completely true... I didn't shoot the gun with the intent of hitting anyone, but I had shot a bullet past someone's shoulder before, to spook them...<hr /></blockquote>You're scaring me Olorin...<hr /></blockquote>Me too.....hope I don't ever p!ss you off!!!!

Iben

03-05-2002, 02:03 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Okay since a couple of you have already guessed the right answer...I'll reveal it......the correct answer is C, I've never been in a fight...what can I say I'm a peaceful person :D <hr /></blockquote>So, do you have any pictures of you doing A or D? :D <hr /></blockquote>Like you would ever get to see them......

Knerys

03-05-2002, 02:06 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
16 year old in college. It happens.<hr /></blockquote>Ok, this explains a lot.

Iben

03-05-2002, 02:10 AM

I'm older than him and I'm in highschool....Man I feel stupid!

Knerys

03-05-2002, 02:15 AM

Hey, you can speak four different languages. That's pretty impressive.

Iben

03-05-2002, 02:17 AM

Nah...I can only really speak two.....the others I'm just learning.....I hope that I'll be able to speak all of them fluently some day!

Knerys

03-05-2002, 02:21 AM

Well, that's still better than me. I don't know if I'll ever speak French fluently. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

03-05-2002, 05:41 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Okay since a couple of you have already guessed the right answer...I'll reveal it......the correct answer is C, I've never been in a fight...what can I say I'm a peaceful person :D <hr /></blockquote>So, do you have any pictures of you doing A or D? :D <hr /></blockquote>Like you would ever get to see them......<hr /></blockquote>Hey...it was worth a shot!