Famous Last Words

[JBond]

Ya know what? I think it's time for a game!

Type something that somone might hear or say just before they die, hence, famous last words! I'll give some examples.

No! Not THAT button!!!
Swarzenegger: Say 'ello to ma little friend!
Shatner is turning on the microphone!!!
What does this mean by "High Voltage"?


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[dubloth]

tony montana (al pacino) said say el to ma little frein

[dubloth]

its coming right for us!

[Ben007]

For England James? No, for me. (006)
I never miss. (Elektra King)

[JBond]

Originally posted by dubloth:
tony montana (al pacino) said say el to ma little frein

I made that up, just like the others. Pacino or Swarzenegger, it's still bad news!

I didn't really mean from movies, everyone. Make up your own funny ones!

[JBond]

I got one:

"Hey look everybody! This candle is from Rome! Let's light it!" http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Superman]

JFK: A helmet! For what!?

[JBond]

Good one!

[Superman]

Abraham Lincoln to wife: Yes, the balcony seats are the safest seats you can get.

[JBond]

Oh come on! That's practically the same!

[JBond]

"Does your dog bite?"

[Frosteey]

Is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[slinger]

You were right about me.Tell your sister you were right.


I have a deadly alergy to *******s.
This Coming Soon! Forums looks good.

[JBond]

No no, Make up your OWN famous last words!

[Superman]

Captain of the Titanic: And I'm betting you 3 shilings that we can knock over that small piece of ice!

[JBond]

That's more like it!

[dubloth]

HAHAHAH the titanic one is good!

onboard the hindenburg...

(while sitting the public restroom)

hey GUNTER light a match!

[slinger]

I wonder how much gasoline I can drink?

>>>>>>>>>>merryxmas<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[JBond]

Good slinger...why don't people say they like mine? http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/frown.gif Don't you get it...Roman candles!

[JBond]

Billy the Kid: Did he say "draw" or "claw"?

(Alternate)

Billy the Kid: Aren't there suppose to bullets in this gun!

[dubloth]

hahahh i liked the roman candle one man, didnt know i had to say i liked it http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif , the billy the kid was is ok... hahah....

[JBond]

Yeah, the Billy the Kid one wasn't that great.

[Olorin]

ObiWan Kenobi: Oooh! That thing is shiny!

Neo: Whoa!

Olorin: Superman, you suck! Haha, j/k. Ow!

Haley Joey Osment: I see myself.

George W. Bush: Arf arf arf!

Al Gore: I invented the 9 millimeter!

-Olorin

[bbf2]

Person onboard the spaceship Challenger: Isn't this screw supposed to go someplace?


Anyone: That's a crappy one, bbf2.

[JBond]

That was a crapp- Aggggghhh........

[dubloth]

i kinda thought that challenger one was funny. beat the billy in the kid one ( sorry jbond haha)

[JBond]

This is your captain speaking, we are at-OH MY DEAR GOD, NO!!!!!!!

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[Superman]

During the building of the Leaning Tower of Pisa: Oh come on, taking a little break isn't going to ruin the tower!

Before the battle of the Alamo: Nah, they aren't THAT serious.

Julius Cesear: Brutus, is that a knife in your Toga or are you happy to see me?

[dubloth]

superman and jbond get mad laughs for the last posts! hahahah

indian warrior to indian chief when the pilgrims first landed in america,

"remember dont feed the bears, well i think this apply's too"

indian chiefs reply "poop pants"


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[JBond]

"Do you have insurance?"

(Not always fatal, but never a good sign!)

[JBond]

1923, Stock Market: WOW!! There is no better time to buy stocks! Buy, buy, buy!!!!

[JBond]

"What does 'destruction imminent' mean?

[dubloth]

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[JBond]

Thanks, dubloth!

[thebtskink]

Don't worry! This is one of those fake knives.... watch. I'll fall on it, and the blade will retract into the handle.


George Washington (he died of pneumonia): Martha, I'm not going outside with that pink scarf! Why? Cause I'm not gay! That's ridiculous! No one has ever died from catching a cold.

[dubloth]

thebtskink


that was freakin hilarious!

[JBond]

Those were good, thebtskink!

[JBond]

For once someone other than Jedi Knight has made a popular topic!

[dubloth]

alright quit patting yourself on the back jbond hahaha!

[JBond]

Originally posted by dubloth:
alright quit patting yourself on the back jbond hahaha!

Ha ha! Those are good last words, dubloth. I'm impressed! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[dubloth]

hahahha!!!!!!

[Superman]

Nah, its not like anyone you know will find out: Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky.

No honey, I only PRETEND to be in love with him: Meg Ryan to Dennis Quaid before filming of "Proof of Life."

I would say its the size of a little fence, it shouldn't take that long: Before the construction of the Great Wall of China.

[dubloth]

a valiant attempt, semi-funny superman. better than me i cant come up with anything super funny!

[JBond]

Originally posted by dubloth:
alright quit patting yourself on the back jbond hahaha!

My post was more of a compliment for Jedi instead of me!

[dubloth]

sure sure.. hahaha j/k

[Olorin]

Nirvana Lead Singer: Blaaaaaaaaaarrrrruuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh... uuuuuuuuuffffffffffff...

William Shatner: Oh my god, look at my gut! I cannot take it any longer!

Barney: ****.

-Olorin



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[Jedi Knight]

My post was more of a compliment for Jedi instead of me!
Then, thanks.

[dubloth]

dude shatner one is great olorin! hahah

[bbf2]

Some guy: Man, Maria Shriver is hot!

[Superman]

No, it just looks like its coming towards us. No need for shelter: Dinosaurs before being hit by the meteor.

You have Krytpo what? Is that some sort of sexual disease: Superman to Lex Luthor before his first encounter with Kryptonite.

[dubloth]

hhahaahahha superman... hahahaha


how about this simple yet effective

OHH!!!!!! S*!T!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedi Knight]

Look, everybody! I'm going to die!
WOOPTIE DOO!

[JBond]

I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT*

[slinger]

We seem to be accelerating at an alarming rate.

Funny, the brakes don't work.

The milk only expired, two weeks ago.

Here I'll show you my snake.

Here I'll show you my gun.

I don't think there is any bullets in it.

Lets test out this bullet proof vest.

You know i think that Car salesman screwed me.I don't think my car has airbags.I better see.

What do you mean, its crazy having a trained monkey shave you?

[slinger]

Sure JBond you can drive me home.

[JBond]

Heads up!!!

[Olorin]

Misc: What the hell is that?

Sigourney Weaver: Hey, what happened to Toby? He's got a big hole in his chest!

Some Dude: Olorin, suck my penis you gaywad!

A kid on a raod trip: I really need to take a crap.

Gene Roddenberry talking to me: We need to make a new Star Trek Crew and Ship. A whole new show!

Sean Connery; *Omitted - This ancient flab of flesh will never die.*

-Olorin

[JBond]

Wife: Honey! Remember to replace the batteries in the smoke alarm while I'm gone.

*slam*

Husband: What?

[slinger]

My latest film is Battlefield.

[Superman]

What the hell is that thing?: Doctor before surgery.

[JBond]

"Is the microwave suppose to glow like that?"

[Jedi Knight]

"Hey, look! Its a huge explosion coming right towards myself that could very well kill me.
Anyways, who wants Chinese?"

[Olorin]

Misc: Ow.

Woman: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Man: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!

She-Male(Richard Simmons): You look great in pink, but you should tryyyYYYYAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

-Olorin

[slinger]

Originally posted by slinger:
My latest film is Battlefield.

It was supposed to be my latest film is Battlefield Earth 2.

[Superman]

WARNING: IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE - Man on a motorcycle following a truck too closely.

[thebtskink]

You see, I poisoned your drink. You are drinking poison, while I am merely drinking ginger-ale. Or was it the other way around? Ughhhh...


Lifting this one from the Simpsons:

Fat Comic Book Guy is walking down the street...

FCBG: But Aquaman! You cannot marry Zebra Girl! You're from two different worlds!

A rocket comes flying down the street, aimed right at his head. The comic book guy looks up and says:

FCBG: Ohhhhhh, I've wasted my life...

KABLAMMM!!!!

[Superman]

No, let me try and fly it: Keith Richards trying to take control of a plane after the pilot has passed out.

[Olorin]

*bump*

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
*bump*

Olorin's last word before the batmobile ran over him.

[JBond]

Good one!

[Olorin]

No! Not good! Superman is a blatantly not funny man! 'May he do unfunny stuff for the rest of his life' And such is my decree, return to your insignificant lives, O citizens.

-Olorin

PS - I am in command here. Don't forget that. (JBond can forget it if he wants.)

[JBond]

Forget what?

[bbf2]

You're not in any more command than MarvelReader or William Shatner is, Olorin.

[Olorin]

Damn. http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Link]

This post sucks!

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[Jedi Knight]

Terrorist: <To Hostage> What do you want on your Tombstone?

Hostage: The pizza or an ACTUAL Tombstone?

-The Jedster

[Olorin]

Alicia Silverstone: I think I will do a Brendan Frasier movie! Yeah!

[thebtskink]

More Simpsons Madness:

Flanders: Homer, mind if I, NIBBLE on your ear?

Homer: DIE!!! <Homer blows Ned's head off with a shotgun>

Bart+Lisa: DAD!

Homer: What?

Bart: You killed the zombie Flanders!

Homer: He was a zombie?

[JBond]

John Bobbit: Damnit woman!!! I told you!!! Get me another fricking BEER!!!

[dubloth]

OHH NO PAGE FOUR!!!!! (jbond says before jedi takes over and makes something more intresting.) hahah lame ..haha.

[Superman]

No it won't hurt my career or make me a joke: William Shatner before making any decision.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
No! Not good! Superman is a blatantly not funny man! 'May he do unfunny stuff for the rest of his life' And such is my decree, return to your insignificant lives, O citizens.

-Olorin

PS - I am in command here. Don't forget that. (JBond can forget it if he wants.)

Wow, your one angry and delusional poster. Not sure which is worse....

[Olorin]

Barney: You damn kids! Leave me alone! That's enough hugs! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!

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[Jedi Knight]

William Shatner: What are you talking about? I'm CERTAIN the American public will enjoy my new album. This one's gonna burn up the charts, man!

[thebtskink]

Strange, my backpack never ticked before...

Gee, this thunderstorm is really frightening me. I think I'll find shelter under that tree...

Running with Scissors never hurt anyone!

And a Holiday favorite:

This fruitcake is so tasty, I could eat the whole thing!

[Olorin]

Antonio Banderas: How do you say? Ah yes, AAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!

[Superman]

I can make it past that tree!: Sonny Bono

[thebtskink]

Ah, Twinkies! The one food that does not turn you into a psychotic delusional killer!:That San Fran Mayor who got killed

I've survived 4 heart attacks, care to try your luck? : **** Cheney

Hmm, I wonder what an electrical outlet tastes like?

[JBond]

Why don't you learn how to drive, Heston!!

[JBond]

I can FLY!!!!

[Superman]

Hey lets use live ammo to play a new version of tag this time!

[thebtskink]

Anybody wanna take on Doomsday?

and 2/1/01--THE BIG DAY

[JBond]

I got a good one:

"Sink or swim!!!"

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
"Sink or swim!!!"

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I was the inspiration!

[Doomsday]

Who's Line is it Anyways:

Hey that man-hole cover doesn't look like it's going to fi............AAAHHHHHHHH!

[Doomsday]

The Simpsons:
Homer-
The storm was getting pretty bad, so I covered myself with a piece of sheet-metal and hid under the tallest tree I could find.

[JBond]

Ah! Fire!!...Is this water or lighter fluid?!

[Olorin]

1. ugh
2. Mom... Dad... I'm gay.
3. Wow Jimmy! That's a nice gun!
4. The 'Super Wedgie'? What's that?
5. Walter, I want you to kill me. That's right! I want to die! Kill me!

[Theta]

Top o the world, ma! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[The Insider]

Star Trek Security Officer: "S**t! I´m wearing a red shirt!

[slinger]

"I can't believe this got to 100."

Looks at Max. Post Capacity.

"Oh, crap! Start deleting!"

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger:
"I can't believe this got to 100."

Who-hoo! My first 100 reply topic!!

[Olorin]

Olorin's last words: Hey! JBond! I have 3 100+ reply topics! Nyah nyah nyah!

[Jedi Knight]

Redneck (or/and idiot) before dying: Hey, guys! Check this out!

[thebtskink]

thebtskink's last words: There isn't any possible way that "Worms" could get old! Long live the Worm! Long live the worm! Hey, you shot me! That really HURT!

[JBond]

"Everything will be juuuuuuuuuuust fine!"

[Jedi Knight]

Lets all dance 'The Macarena'!

[Superman]

David Spade: No, I don't think anyone will take the title "Just Shoot Me" literally.

Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand (before arriving to Bosnia): No no, I'm sure the people will love me!

[slinger]

**** Cheney: Oh, I can have just one. My dietician won't mind.

slinger's last word: So what did you want to tell me Olorin? And why are we in a dark alley?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>slinger<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Doomsday]

Me: "Superman can kiss my ass!"

[Theta]

The Crocodile Hunter's last words: "Danger, danger, danger!"

My own personal last words: "Okay, folks, once I get these chainsaws started, we'll start the juggling show!"

[Jedi Knight]

Superman's Last Words: HEY! You just shot me! But don't worry, I'm only vaguely injured.
HE--HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You just threw me off of a bridge unto this rock hard cement, but, DO NOT WORRY; THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT...for I am still...*BLAM*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Theta:
The Crocodile Hunter's last words: "Danger, danger, danger!"

Haha! Don't you mean Danga, danga, danga!

[JBond]

"Don't try this at home!"
"Hey! If Evil Kenevil can do it, so can I!"
"Radiation Schmiation"

[Fubar]

Originally posted by JBond:
"Hey! If Evil Kenevil can do it, so can I!"

yeah, who the ***** is evil kenevil!!



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[JBond]

He's a stunt motorcyclist.

[David]

David Hasselhoff: Bodyguards? Why would I need them in Europa? The europeans love me!

[JBond]

-Look, Ma! No hands!!
-What do you mean we are going to die of thirst! We are in the middle of the Altantic Ocean!!
-Yes I'm sure these tires are rated past 180 mph!!
-SURE I've got the time!

-Hey! If they don't get off the island this time, may God strike me down!

Gilligan: I didn't know sails were so flamable!

Damn!

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[thebtskink]

Some cow: Wow, I taste GOOD! Hey, Bessie, come over here and taste it! I wish EVERYONE could taste me! Uh.....bessie? Where'd ya go?

[JBond]

I'm in a nuclear power plant! What could possibly go wrong!?

-Chernobyl

[thebtskink]

A pick-ax and a live wire don't usually go together. But now they do. Gentleman---meet the shock-ax

[Jedi Knight]

"What do you mean 'don't drink the water in Mexico...?'"--Kid during my Mission's Trip to Mexico before he caught some major stomach pain.

[thebtskink]

Don't worry honey, we're in a Circus! All the Lions are tamed!!

[JBond]

-Cholesterol is just something they make up to scare you.

-I tamed this white shark to take a fish out from my mouth!

-I tell ya, everything is possible to do in Die Hard! I'll prove it!

[Madness]

I've done this a million times...
What are the chances of that happening...
We're not that high up...
Just give it your food and it'll leave us alone....
Trust me!!

"Look, I'm Princess Di and i say my chauffeur can drive drunk!!"

[JBond]

"Just remember, it's more afraid of us then we are of him!"
"Duck and cover!"
"I think this is how Houdini did it!"

[D-fence]

"ah good! I could use a shower after such a long train ride.."

[Madness]

Hey, I know! To save time, I'll blow dry my hair in the shower!!.....

[JBond]

Odd...usually my brakes WORK!

[D-fence]

Originally posted by D-fence:
"ah good! I could use a shower after such a long train ride.."

ok.. maybe i shouldn't have said that out loud..

[Superman]

Originally posted by Madness:
Hey, I know! To save time, I'll blow dry my hair in the shower!!.....

That was a good one because I can relate since I learned that lesson the hard way.

[Superman]

- Hey lets play tag with loaded guns!

- What do you mean you can't drive blind folded, I'll show you!

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
That was a good one because I can relate since I learned that lesson the hard way.

Hmmmm, amazing!! I guess the man of steel can survive anything!


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[Superman]

Originally posted by Madness:
Hmmmm, amazing!! I guess the man of steel can survive anything!


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Except watching boy bands perform, the effects are worse than Kryptonite.

[Superman]

No more firecrackers? Just throw around some dynamite.

[JBond]

I think the train will swerve first!

[Superman]

Lets play chicken with my bike and your car!

[Superman]

- Well yeah, I guess gasoline is a good substitute for water if we're that lazy to go to the store.

- I'll try to fix the oven while its on!

- No Tresspassing my ass! (JBond at Charlton Heston's property)

[Madness]

Look, and I say I can make it......
C'mere boy, nice doggy, nice doggy....
<Outside a Star wars convention>
What are you talking about, Darth Vader was a pussy.......
Nicole Simpson- Don't worry Ron. He won't be home for hours........
EmpireofDust- fsdfsd, fsdfsd, fsdfsd.......(I'm so fricken funny.......)

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[JBond]

Originally posted by Madness:
EmpireofDust- fsdfsd, fsdfsd, fsdfsd

I'll admit, I laughed at that!

[JBond]

- What does it mean "This is not a step"! Of course it's a step!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Madness:

EmpireofDust- fsdfsd, fsdfsd, fsdfsd.......(I'm so fricken funny.......)

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That was funny as hell, poor Empire. We won't let that one go for a while.

[Superman]

- A turn sandwich and urine soda can't taste that bad!

- Hi, I'm Woody Allen and I'll be babysitting your under age daughter tonight.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
- Hi, I'm Woody Allen and I'll be babysitting your under age daughter tonight.

Ouch! That was below the belt!

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[Doomsday]

Doomsday: .....and I'll kill him again if he pisses me off!
(You can only guess who I'm talking about)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
Doomsday: .....and I'll kill him again if he pisses me off!
(You can only guess who I'm talking about)


Yeah but lucky for me I finished you off in "Hunter and Prey." Can't wait for the movie!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
Ouch! That was below the belt!

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Knowing Woody Allen he probably wasn't wearing any pants to have a belt on.

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by Superman:
Yeah but lucky for me I finished you off in "Hunter and Prey." Can't wait for the movie!

Ok, I missed something. What is "Hunter and Prey" and what does it have to do with our conflict?

[Doomsday]

Oh I mis-read your post. Are they really working on the movie?

And no, you didn't finish me off.............

[JBond]

"Put the gun down, this isn't how it looks!! We were just...hot! Yeah! Hot! And we took all of our clothes off! Then we got...cold...and jumped into bed!"

"Cool! This juice has a Jolly Roger on it!"

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[Doomsday]

Originally posted by JBond:

"Cool! This juice has a Jolly Roger on it!"

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Huh? Rephrase!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
Ok, I missed something. What is "Hunter and Prey" and what does it have to do with our conflict?



"Hunter and Prey" was the mini-series/TPB rematch fight between Superman and Doomsday in which Superman finished off Doomsday once and for all. Have a nice day!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
Huh? Rephrase!



Jolly Rodger, as in skull and bones, as in poison, as in the person thinks it's juice!

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG> Jolly Rodger, as in skull and bones, as in poison, as in the person thinks it's juice!</STRONG>

Ooooooooooooooh!

:D

[EmpireOfDust]

my famous last words were "asdfsa" before i got banned...

[Olorin]

"Man, you are getting bigger everyday, aren't you puppy? Aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are! :o "

[Madness]

"And this is my new glass aquarium floor, filled with piranhas and sharks. I love the feeling of walking around on such dangerous creatures and............oh, tsk, there's small crack in the glass, there. Better get to fixing it, we don't want anyone falling in do.."(CRACK) (SPLASH) (MUNCH,MUNCH) (SCREAM,SCREAM)

[thebtskink]

I've blown milk out of my nose before.... Let's try blowing milk out of my ears!!!!

Hey, look over there, in the pond! There's a boulder with a rope tied around it with a note saying "Tie me around your waist, pick up the rock, and walk-in!" SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!

[thebtskink]

What's a piranha?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>What's a piranha?</STRONG>

your mother! j/k :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>What's a piranha?</STRONG>

Pay no attention to the last post, please.

As for a Piranha, it is a small fish with many sharp teeth that attack in groups.

[Madness]

Thanks JBond. Didn't realize it was a little known fact........

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>Thanks JBond. Didn't realize it was a little known fact........</STRONG>

YOU DIDNT REALIZE IT! Dear Lord man where have you been, in a toilet? ;)

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[Superman]

- Hi my name is Pauley Shore and I want to start a movie career.

- We ran out of sugar for the cake? Use chalk, they won't know the difference.

[Reader]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>YOU DIDNT REALIZE IT! Dear Lord man where have you been, in a toilet? ;)</STRONG>

Probably. Thats a Piranha-free zone.

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[thebtskink]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>What's a piranha?</STRONG>

It wasn't a question, guys.... it was a "last word?"

If I added *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* at the end, would that help? :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>It wasn't a question, guys.... it was a "last word?"

If I added *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* at the end, would that help? :D</STRONG>

Ooooooo! Sorry 'bout that!

[thebtskink]

New Stuff

"This doesn't taste right. "
"OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. "
"Rat poison only kills rats. "
"I'm making a citizen's arrest. "
"He's probably just hibernating. "
"Here's my Kent state student ID. "

[JBond]

Those are good

[Doomsday]

Hollow points don't hurt anybody, they don't have lead there, DUH!

[dubloth]

walking out of a bordello

i forgot to tell you i have h .....i....

LOUD TRUCK SOUND muffles sounds...

what was she saying ohh well....haha

[thebtskink]

"Just THROW ME that meat cleaver!!!"

"Yes, I am absolutely sure that they drive on the left over here in France."

"Happy Ides of March, Brutus."

"I really love this cheese with the green stuff on it!"

"Of coursh I'm frit to dive."

"It says: Achtung! Minefield. Isn't that German for 'Welcome to Munich?'"

"Could it be considered a tad bad luck if a black cat causes you to break a mirror as he crosses your path while you're walking under a ladder on Friday 13th?"

"The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still."

"Give me a rag, I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth."

[JBond]

Those were pretty good.

[thebtskink]

Thank You. This is a place-holder post so that my next one may be my 700th.. YAY ME!!!!

[JBond]

-Uh...crap...were we rolling?
-It's a dud!*
-Ha ha ha ha, you're killing me!!...no really!
-Are you sure....these two wires right here?

*Thanks to Pearl Harbor :cool:

[Link]

Worst Thing To Say To Eminem
-Did you watch Barbara Streisand in concert last night?
******************Famous Last Words
No I saw this show with an Australian dude and he said Crocs don't bite.

Natalie Portman is ugly.

That dog looks weird...lets go pet it.

*To Hobo* Hey can I see your vodka?

[thebtskink]

"Luke, I lied. William Shatner is your father."--Darth Vader

"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer to a prisonmate

"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- An insect

"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden

"Yoko, why don't you try to sing one?"

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek

[JBond]

"I am going to shoot you in the head with this .45 Magnum in my hand at the end of this very sentence"

[JBond]

"How dare he insult me! Arthur, throw me a sword!"

[Frizzo the Clown]

"How tough could they be? They're just Indians." General Custer

[fractal_inversion]

wouldn't it be nice to see a villian say- "sorry mr. hero dude, but im not going to explain my diabolical plans. i'm going to shoot you. now. goodbye."
*fractal wistfully imagines the sound of a pistol*

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Lets go have sex in the woods...."--any teenager in any given slasher film

"That badger sure is cute. I wonder if he'll let me pet him?"

"I hear that if you punch a shark right in the nose, he won't bite you!"

"Stupid clown! I should yank off that stupid nose and kick him right in the nuts!"--Frizzo the Clown's last victim.

[ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

[ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

[EmpireOfDust]

"Your fired!"

[Madness]

"Morning Madness, hope your ready for your shots today!" Madness' former nurse....................

[MadManMatt]

Look Mom! no Hands! &lt;CRASH&gt;

Hey! I know you! your that mafia guy!&lt;BANG&gt;

Oh that's just a stupid superstion.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Oh so yer from Nantucket! Let me tell you a story...

Hey Sigfreid! would you like to see our new kitty cat?

Steve Irwin: Woah! Take a look at this lil beauty!

MY last victim: Matt you should smile more...

[JBond]

It's for medicinal purposes, I swear!

[Link]

Here's some good quotes!

I can dodge bullets too!

Hey why are you wearing a ski-mask? Is it Halloween already?--A local dumbass during a shop-lift

[Madness]

"Look, I followed the instructions to a T, it should work..........."
"Ok, if I pull this off, you owe me a coke.."
"Well, this is how I saw the magician do it........"
"Hey, if this was dangerous they'd put up a sign..........."
*Stuntman on his 1st day of work*
"Ok, we'll start you off with an easy one........."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Hold my beer and watch this *****!"

[Superman]

"Well if my username is Superman I guess that means I have his powers. Watch these bullets bounce off me!"

[JBond]

"So I HAD a few beers, it isn't going to affect my cliff diving ability! All you got to do is JUMP!"

&lt;Man jumps off of Sears tower&gt;

[JBond]

"Hi, I'm Osama bin Laden"

[Madness]

*Terrorist on plane.*
"Wait a minute!! This World Trade centre's alot taller than they told us!!! Gotta pull up, PULL UP!!!!"

Man drinking coffee in the WTC
"Ugh this coffee is cold, can my day get ANY worse!?!?!"

[JBond]

Gosh...I was wondering who would be the first person to make a crack on that!

*Guy in Pentagon on phone*
"What?! Plane attack? Hahaha, this is the Ministry of DEFENSE!!"

(BTW, you don't check your PM's, do you?)

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Superman]

It only looks like it could hurt- Superman to thebtskink about going bungee jumping without a bungee cord.

[Madness]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Gosh...I was wondering who would be the first person to make a crack on that!
</STRONG>
You can't say you're surprised though, can ya?.....
Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>
(BTW, you don't check your PM's, do you?)
</STRONG>
Well, I'm rarely sent PM's so no, but I checked it just now and I'm glad someone agrees with me...............

[tyler_durden]

Tyler: I am so sick of hearing that chant....

Group of Guys in Corner: His name is Robert Pulsan, his name is...agh!!!..........

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>It only looks like it could hurt- Superman to thebtskink about going bungee jumping without a bungee cord.</STRONG>

Supes: "Those sharp pointy rocks are ... Pillows! Yeah, that's the ticket, nice fluffy pillows!!! Well, off you go!

And Remember, I can't fly down and save you"

Thebtskink: "Why not, you're right here"

Supes: "It's 2 o'clock. This is my happy hour." :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo sitting ringside at a boxing match*

"Mike Tyson's a pu**y!"

[thebtskink]

Frizzo (pointing to thebtskink next to him) : "It was him!"

[Superman]

"Hey I bet I could dodge bullets like Neo in the Matrix!"- Madness, R.I.P.

[JBond]

Whoo-hoo I have a 200 reply topic!!!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Whoo-hoo I have a 200 reply topic!!!</STRONG>

Thebtskink: "Alright Mirko, you can close it down now!"

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

Thebtskink: "Alright Mirko, you can close it down now!"</STRONG>

&lt;Jibbond kills thebtskink&gt; He was right....those WERE his last words...not very famous though, I'm pretty sure it will be forgotten by Saturday.

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>"Hey I bet I could dodge bullets like Neo in the Matrix!"- Madness, R.I.P.</STRONG>

Hey, I can!! Watch....
BANG!!!!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Madness the Madman has been shot. May he rest in peace. He was a good man, with well established morals and....
Madness: Hey!!! :mad:
Announcer: Uh, O god, I thought you were dead!!!
Madness: Hell no, not if a d!ckwad like you is doing my eulogy!! C'mere numb-nuts...
Madness twists the announcers head off like a corkscrew, and feeds the corpse to a pack of coyotes
Madness: Sheesh, you can't die nowadays without some scrotum sucker giving some bull***** eulogy...ugh, these bullets sting.....anyone got a set of pliers.........

[Superman]

EmpireOfDust: "I bet I could hold my breath longer than Superman!"

Now we know why he doesn't post, R.I.P.

[JBond]

"You got the wrong guy!"

[beemanbone]

"Is that all you got?"

Richard Simmons: "WOW! You are one fat b*tch!"

Michael Jackson: "I think I'll go to da "hood" today.

James Cameron: "Yes, it is true...I never would have signed on to do Terminator 3 unless Shaquille O'neal was guaranteed the starring role."

[aeon-death]

every thing is gonna be ok, ...

[Superman]

I'm going as Bin Laden for Halloween!

[Link]

Madness:Don't make me kick your ass Link!
http://www.gamefans.de/Tests/zsfanartnirvana10_30.jpg

R.I.P. Madness

Credit To Nirvana

[Madness]

Madness:Don't make me kick your ass Link!
http://www.gamefans.de/Tests/zsfanartnirvana10_30.jpg

R.I.P. Madness

Credit To Nirvana
Ironically, these were links last words :mad: :D :p...............

[Link]

Wait...You don't look like that ;)

[Warpedchick]

My money's on Madness! :D

[Madness]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Wait...You don't look like that ;)</STRONG>

It's my Halloween costume.
My tactic: Dress like your opponent and in the confusion, kill him!! Then the family, the dog, and if I have time, the vet.......

[Madness]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>My money's on Madness! :D</STRONG>

Here, just slip it in my thong ;) :D.........

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Here, just slip it in my thong ;) :D.........</STRONG>

Are you sure it will fit!! :eek: :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>

Are you sure it will fit!! :eek: :D</STRONG>

Oh, IT'LL fit!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Oh, IT'LL fit!</STRONG>

What really scares me is JBond's concrete assurance on that...

My money is on Madness too, he fights dirty and probably would bite Link's head off.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>What really scares me is JBond's concrete assurance on that...</STRONG>

:o

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

:o</STRONG>

That scares me too!!!

[Olorin]

Me: "Dad... I'm gay."

My dad: "Son, you are gay."

[Link]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

What really scares me is JBond's concrete assurance on that...

My money is on Madness too, he fights dirty and probably would bite Link's head off.</STRONG>

Damnit where is this picture of Madness?

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

What really scares me is JBond's concrete assurance on that...

My money is on Madness too, he fights dirty and probably would bite Link's head off.</STRONG>

I was wondering how JBond knew what Madness looks like in a thong!! I am really beginning to worry about him!! :eek: :D ;)

[JBond]

You'll never gives this up...will you.

[dmw81]

The most famous last words ever: I love you. Trust me, I know.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Damnit where is this picture of Madness?</STRONG>

Now link is intent on finding Madness' picture! What are you guys doing when I'm gone?

[Superman]

Famous last words:

It's not that flammable.

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Are you sure its not contagious?"

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>"Are you sure its not contagious?"</STRONG>

Man you got that asked a lot didn't you?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Man you got that asked a lot didn't you?</STRONG>Yeah, I did. And as it turned out.....it was contagious. All well!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Yeah, I did. And as it turned out.....it was contagious. All well!</STRONG>

Spread the love.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Spread the love.</STRONG>Well, I'm spreadin' something.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Well, I'm spreadin' something.</STRONG>

Let's just say you leave your mark.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Let's just say you leave your mark.</STRONG>Maybe we should just leave it at that....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Maybe we should just leave it at that....</STRONG>

Although it is a fancy signature.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Although it is a fancy signature.</STRONG>
Very true.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Very true.</STRONG>

Can you do other languages?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Can you do other languages?</STRONG>A smattering of Deutche.....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>A smattering of Deutche.....</STRONG>

Or is that Douche? J/k, but do the midgets aim for you or do they spell it out for you?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Or is that Douche? J/k, but do the midgets aim for you or do they spell it out for you?</STRONG>

They do all the spelling. I just tell them what I want to say, I just wing my hips a bit, and they spell it out. Its a pretty good system.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>They do all the spelling. I just tell them what I want to say, I just wing my hips a bit, and they spell it out. Its a pretty good system.</STRONG>

Ah a sprinkling system, do you go for the straight hard spray or the mist?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Ah a sprinkling system, do you go for the straight hard spray or the mist?</STRONG>

Well, it kinda depends on the font that I'm using....and wind direction, fullness of bladder....there are a lot of variables.

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Famous last words:
It's not that flammable.</STRONG>

OR
"Don't worry, it says IN-flammable, so it won't burn......."

[JBond]

"You and what army!?"

"If the Milwaukee Brewers don't win the World Series this year, have lightning strike me now!"

"What time is it?"

What...that's what my friend Carl said before he was hit by a car...it's not supposed to be funny!!!

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
[QB...that's what my friend Carl said before he was hit by a car[/QB]<hr></blockquote>
did he die?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
did he die?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It...was a joke.

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

It...was a joke.</strong><hr></blockquote>

9009 posts!!!! The perfect palindrome...

UGH...

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
did he die?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Twice!

[Olorin]

"When I grow up, I want to be an assassin!" *blam*

"I wonder if a microwave would be a very good sauna..." *brzap*

"Heehee, good one JBond! 'Post Reply'... now, what would be an ironic last words?" *smack*

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>