Catwoman - A review

[carnage4u]

Worst Movie Ever.

Not even the Giant robots saved this movie. Even with Angelina Jolie as the captain of the ship and all the cats, this movie didnt work out. The black guys as white chicks didnt help too. That damm cgi-cat really made me me mad and why did odie have to be a regular dog? Did shaggy really have to have sex with scobby? that was a terrible subplot as well. When doc Oct beat up Van Helsing I thought maybe it would pull thru but then fell apart into crap again.


worst movie ever

[cg124]

:confused:

[PsYkOoOoO]

Basically,just read the first three words.

The rest are redundant.

[Mat]

If you're gonna write a review... at least write it about the movie. ;)

[Fanible]

I liked that review, lol.

[kaba]

carnage4u.......you read my mind

[Highfire]

Hmm,I absolutely agree

[FilmJerk]

*Twilight Zone music plays*

[droidguy1119]

Catwoman Review: A Review
by Tyler Foster

:applaud:

Score: Great/10

Starring carnage4u
Directed by carnage4u
1119 Minutes/carnage4u, 2004
Rated NR-71

[hei1spawn1]

where am I???

[carnage4u]

hehe, Im glad people like the humor of this..

The terror of the reviews really start tomorrow and it will basically be a lot of yelling and screaming and the only people that win will be the therapists who will be trying to calm the people that saw this movie.



and btw very funny droidguy

[WuTical]

oh well
i got the free ticket to see it lol

[Baadshah]

this thread shouldn't be tolerated

[Antony]

Are you referring to the fact that they say it blatantly rips off movies about every 30 seconds or so?

I saw one reviewer that said to watch the movie based solely on the fact that it will give you and your friends something to rip on for the rest of the summer.

[Mat]

lol

I'm gonna see this weekend, so I can give it a mature and reasonable review. :hehe:

[Inferno]

Originally posted by Antony
Are you referring to the fact that they say it blatantly rips off movies about every 30 seconds or so?

I saw one reviewer that said to watch the movie based solely on the fact that it will give you and your friends something to rip on for the rest of the summer.

The very reason why Batman & Robin, Showgirls, and Troy were worth seeing.

[droidguy1119]

My favorite Rotten Tomatoes reviews thus far:

"The Showgirls of superhero movies."
-- Robert K. Elder, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

"Catwoman has nothing on its mind but random movement and the airing of every lipstick shade from Revlon's Fall collection."
-- Jeannette Catsoulis, LAS VEGAS MERCURY

"Feels as if it’s been pieced together from a dozen or so Ally McBeal parodies posing as hip-hop videos."
-- Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

"I've never cared much for cats anyway, but this clinches it. Next time I see one, I'm going to kick it into the river."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

And my favorite:

"Catwoman meows, purrs, and hisses, but mostly just sucks."
-- Alex Sandell, JUICY CEREBELLUM

[Andrey83]

Originally posted by Baadshah
this thread shouldn't be tolerated

Agree,

This is just stupid. You dont like the movie, then tell us why. If you havent seen it, then shut up.

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
"I've never cared much for cats anyway, but this clinches it. Next time I see one, I'm going to kick it into the river."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

:funny: That was purrrrrrrfect





I'm sorry for that. Please shoot me.

[Andrey83]

ooooh. Gotta be tough over the internett ey? i suppose some people need to. Cant do it any other way.

[Tony Montana]

This movie is going to make much money as everyone is going to see it anyway in order to bash it...

[carnage4u]

Originally posted by Andrey83
ooooh. Gotta be tough over the internett ey? i suppose some people need to. Cant do it any other way.

1st>) where did this comment come from. Your first post showed you dislike this thread

2nd<) I figured someone would get all upset at someone elses sense of humor.. Rule of the internet.. anything posted will at some point annoy someone.. THe beauty factor of the internet

3rd--) Relax and go see catwoman. I think your the kind of person that would enjoy it. It would be some quality time for you.

[carnage4u]

I am waiting though because someone out there is bound to actually like this movie. Altough that very thought does terrify me, but im sure there has to be at least a few dozen 12 year old girls that are going to think this movie will rock.

[Baadshah]

if anybody sees the film, don't post their review here. Post it on a new thread. This thread shouldn't have been made and should be deleted because it's against the rules.

Bye

[Andrey83]

Originally posted by carnage4u
1st>) where did this comment come from. Your first post showed you dislike this thread

2nd<) I figured someone would get all upset at someone elses sense of humor.. Rule of the internet.. anything posted will at some point annoy someone.. THe beauty factor of the internet

3rd--) Relax and go see catwoman. I think your the kind of person that would enjoy it. It would be some quality time for you.

lol, i wasnt even reffering to you. You need help

Even so, i never said i liked CW. I havent even seen it. But this thread is stupid and so are you. So lock it down and wait for a real review thread like all movies deserve!