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Frizzo the Clown

05-29-2002, 03:17 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Just so everyone knows...Soylent Green is a movie about this drink that has a secret ingredient and eventually Charlton Heston finds out they use people to make it.<hr /></blockquote>Its not a drink...its a like a protein bar, or a cracker.....I'm not a geek!

JBond

05-29-2002, 03:18 PM

Cracker, drink, whatever, I was robbed <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

05-29-2002, 03:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Cracker, drink, whatever, I was robbed <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Well, I thought it was funny! But then again, I got the joke.....

pixiness

05-29-2002, 05:07 PM

you were robbed? What about ch-ch-ch-CHIA man?!!!

Hank Scorpio

05-29-2002, 05:10 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Just so everyone knows...Soylent Green is a movie about this drink that has a secret ingredient and eventually Charlton Heston finds out they use people to make it.<hr /></blockquote>I miss Hartman's Heston imitation.

"Soylent Cowpies are people! They're made out of people!"

HeadHunter

05-29-2002, 05:12 PM

so who has won then?

JBond

05-29-2002, 05:12 PM

Tyler Durden

J Diddy

05-29-2002, 05:20 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Cracker, drink, whatever, I was robbed <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>It happens to the best of us, I made a brilliant joke about Paul McCartney with some frog thing, but I don't think anybody got it <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

A+

05-30-2002, 12:18 PM

After the explanation I'll admit Jibbs' caption was clever, but not really funny, so I feel more robbed, even though I shouldn't cos I wasn't even close, just bitter. :( I don't understand Pixi's Chia man either. Hehe

pixiness

05-30-2002, 03:39 PM

Chia Man, as in Chia Pet.

Chia pet was this little clay animal that you'd spread a seed mixture on and when you watered it little plants would grow on it to make up the body or the hair...

You would of had to have seen the commercial Circa 1980s to know what I'm talking about.

pixiness

05-30-2002, 03:41 PM

Oh Mr. Durden... won't you please give us a new pic?

A+

05-30-2002, 04:23 PM

Oh, again explanation makes the caption quite good and clever, if only I'd known. But that's all in the past. Come on Tyler, please give us a pic and achance to chalk up a victory! As if. :p

JBond

05-30-2002, 10:29 PM

I liked yours pixi, so if tyler doesn't show up soon, who was 2nd?

A+

05-31-2002, 05:33 AM

After explanation and whathaveyou everybody seems to like Pixi's and Jibbs' captions, so I don't really know. Of the two I like Pixi's caption better, but the last pic she put up was poor, so lets hope Tyler shows up soon.

pixiness

05-31-2002, 08:29 AM

A picture is only as poor as the captions that are submitted.

and it kinda bugs me A+ that you can never seem to pay anyone a compliment without being backhanded about it.

A+

05-31-2002, 01:46 PM

I think you're gorgeous. How was that?

Godzilla

05-31-2002, 01:49 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
I think you're gorgeous. How was that?<hr /></blockquote>I'm the sub-pimp on these boards when Supes is gone. You want business, come to me first.

A+

06-01-2002, 05:38 PM

Isn't there a name for the ladies of whom a pimp sells the talents? I certainly wouldn't use that name to describe Pixi (if I know what's good for me).
PS. Is there an opening in the sub-sub-pimp division? I know I can handle the job! :p

A+

06-01-2002, 05:39 PM

Wait a sec, isn't this thread supposed to contain something about captions?

TyRoss

06-03-2002, 09:25 AM

NEW PIC PLEASE

Olorin

06-03-2002, 09:50 AM

NEW T... uh.. TOP... CRAP, I NEED TO FINISH THINKING OUT MY JOKES BEFORE I START TYPING THEM!

A+

06-03-2002, 06:15 PM

Oh, I suck!!!

[ 06-04-2002, 04:43 AM: Message edited by: A+ ]

JBond

06-03-2002, 06:20 PM

Very nice A+ :rolleyes:

tyler_durden

06-03-2002, 11:16 PM

Sorry guys, I have been gone a long while (obviously). I will try to find a pic tonight. Peace.

Knerys

06-03-2002, 11:20 PM

Excuses, excuses.... :rolleyes:

tyler_durden

06-03-2002, 11:29 PM

Okay, I did some searching and here is what I came up with. Good luck.

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

tyler_durden

06-03-2002, 11:32 PM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

I thought that I would update this since I won last round.

Tardumb

06-03-2002, 11:44 PM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Huh Huh...Heeeey maaaan..Wanna get smaaaaashed?

Iceman

06-03-2002, 11:48 PM

"Dave's not here man."

Hank Scorpio

06-03-2002, 11:51 PM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Worst episode ever!

JBond

06-04-2002, 01:40 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Dispite the disapproval of his father, Jesus Christ became a computer junkie and now has his own successful website, <a href="http://www.jesuschrist.org" target="_blank">www.jesuschrist.org</a>

tyler_durden

06-04-2002, 01:42 AM

Pure comedy, Jibbs! LOL!!!!!!

Rogue

06-04-2002, 01:44 AM

Good job Jibbsy! You get my vote! :D

06-04-2002, 02:21 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Sleep. Who really needs it, anyway?

JBond

06-04-2002, 02:26 AM

For the hell of it I thought of another one, but it's not my official one...

"DAD?!?!"

Longshanks

06-04-2002, 04:03 AM

Frizzo's glory days were over - too many hours in front of the computer, searching for mentions of his name on the CS site, had taken their toll.

Peter

06-04-2002, 04:05 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Dude, Where's My Car?

A+

06-04-2002, 04:47 AM

I'm sorry that I suck so very badly, so I'm gonna abstain from this one. I vote for Scorpio though.

JBond

06-04-2002, 05:02 AM

I doubt we're done with the captions...

A+

06-04-2002, 05:18 AM

I'm sorry, I thought somebody had already voted for you. I'll wait then. It's just not my day! :(
PS. You're up late Jibbs

Optimus Prime

06-04-2002, 08:51 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />
You think I'm hairy you should see my husband.

TyRoss

06-04-2002, 08:58 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

I'm working on a draawstring for my beard but for now I just keep it parted this way.

pixiness

06-04-2002, 10:14 AM

<img src="http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~steve/friends/exposed.jpg" alt="" />

Meet Jim, official computer-consultant to Tommy Chong

Chambers

06-04-2002, 10:50 AM

OptimusPrime: I laughed half an hour after I read yours!!! <img src="http://www.smilies.nl/lol2.gif" alt="" />

tyler_durden

06-04-2002, 01:46 PM

I don't know if everyone is having problems, but that picture takes forever to download on my computer. I apologize if anyone else is having problems with it. I didn't have a big problem with it last night, so it could just be my computer.

Rock4EverRapNever

06-04-2002, 04:15 PM

Drugs are bad ummkay...

pixiness

06-04-2002, 04:21 PM

is that your caption?

slinger

06-04-2002, 07:41 PM

On weekdays I'm a Peter Jackson look-a-like, on weekends well I expose myself in the penguin exhibit at the zoo.

JBond

06-04-2002, 10:40 PM

Any more captions?

Optimus Prime

06-05-2002, 07:38 AM

I don't think so Jbond. Shall we start voting? Can I vote for my own caption, please? :D

Peter

06-05-2002, 07:41 AM

Yeah lets start the vote (No votes for your own caption). My vote goes to Iceman

TyRoss

06-05-2002, 08:40 AM

Jibbs... definately Jibbs.

pixiness

06-05-2002, 10:01 AM

Longshanks and JBond - half a vote each

06-05-2002, 10:02 AM

Optimus

Chambers

06-05-2002, 10:19 AM

Definitely Optimus!!! I am still laughing when thinking about this. :D

A+

06-05-2002, 11:39 AM

I'll stick with Scorpio.

Longshanks

06-05-2002, 11:40 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Longshanks and JBond - half a vote each<hr /></blockquote>Hey Jibbs, if you don't want your half can I have it? (My half keeps falling over). <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Oh yeah - Scorpio get's my vote.

[ 06-05-2002, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

Tardumb

06-05-2002, 12:15 PM

Deinently Optimus, that was hilarious

JBond

06-05-2002, 02:30 PM

longshanks

tyler_durden

06-05-2002, 02:52 PM

JBond gets my vote!

Godzilla

06-05-2002, 07:01 PM

Sorry Prime. But I have to go with Bond.

JBond

06-05-2002, 08:35 PM

JBond - 4.5
Prime - 3
Hank - 2

Any more?

Rogue

06-05-2002, 08:37 PM

I voted for you Jibbsy.

Optimus Prime

06-06-2002, 07:09 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:
Sorry Prime. But I have to go with Bond.<hr /></blockquote>It's cool.

tyler_durden

06-06-2002, 09:43 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
JBond - 4.5
Prime - 3
Hank - 2
Longshanks - 1.5
Iceman - 1
Any more?<hr /></blockquote>You forgot a couple JBond. You better watch it, I got yelled at once for not getting the right counts up there. :o :mad: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[ 06-06-2002, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

J Diddy

06-06-2002, 09:50 AM

It's Prime Time

Optimus Prime

06-06-2002, 02:12 PM

I only need one to win.
"Prime crosses his fingers"

tyler_durden

06-06-2002, 03:58 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Optimus Prime:
I only need one to win.
"Prime crosses his fingers"<hr /></blockquote>So are you saying that we should extend the voting period a little longer? :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

Optimus Prime

06-06-2002, 04:00 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tyler_durden:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Optimus Prime:
I only need one to win.
"Prime crosses his fingers"<hr /></blockquote>So are you saying that we should extend the voting period a little longer? :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D <hr /></blockquote>I'd just like to win once.
"Prime keeps his fingers crossed."

Tardumb

06-06-2002, 07:44 PM

I alredy voted for ya so it's up to someone else

JBond

06-06-2002, 11:18 PM

Well I think we waited enough, sorry. I'll find a pic in a bit.

JBond

06-07-2002, 12:03 AM

Hank Scorpio

06-07-2002, 12:21 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

Brosnan: I've got two guns, one for each of ya.

Guard: Sure you do Mr. Brosan. Now let's go back to the institution like a good secret agent.

Brosnan: Can we have vodka martinis?

Guard: You can have as many as you want as soon as you put on this straight jacket.

Brosnan: I'm a secret agent.

Guard: Of course, whatever you say Mr. Brosnan.

[ 06-07-2002, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: Hank Scorpio ]

Knerys

06-07-2002, 12:39 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

Q: Grow up 007.

Nilade

06-07-2002, 04:21 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>*Hic!* G-g-give me anutha one... *Hic!* S-sakin... not shtirred... *Hic!*

A+

06-07-2002, 05:15 AM

I know it's technically too early to vote, but I'm not gonna think of anything to match Scorpio and I don't think anything funnier will be posted, so I'm just gonna leave it. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Optimus Prime

06-07-2002, 06:18 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Watch it there Loaded!

TyRoss

06-07-2002, 08:39 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

Some people like to go both ways.... if you know what I mean.

Godzilla

06-07-2002, 09:25 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

Pierce Brosnan reacts to the rumors that Matthew Perry is going to be the next James Bond.

Godzilla

06-07-2002, 09:27 AM

PS. Scorpio already has my vote!

[ 06-07-2002, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: Godzilla ]

Longshanks

06-07-2002, 09:41 AM

With The Flash being cast as the new Bond Baddie, it was going to be difficult to see how JB could get out of this one.

Man that sucks - Scorpio gets mine.

Longshanks

06-07-2002, 09:42 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Godzilla:

Pierce Brosnan reacts to the rumors that Matthew Perry is going to be the next James Bond.<hr /></blockquote>Somehow I think the finger gestures would be different. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[ 06-07-2002, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

Olorin

06-07-2002, 09:52 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

Bond: DAMN IT! Why are we at the Hilton? I said I wanted RITZ, damn it, RITZ! Mother! Mother!

Bond's Mother: I'm right here dear, don't worry...

Bond: *sniff* they sent me to the Hilton, mother! The HILTON!

Bond's Father: HOLY CRAP, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

Bond's Mother: Quiet honey! Let it out, my little martini fiend...

Bond: *sobs* heuuu... the hil-hilton!

Bond's Father: Don't you "quiet honey" me! I'm taking my utility-belt off and teaching this wuss a lesson! Spank-style!

Bond: NOO! *runs away with his hands over his butt*

Bond's Mother: JAMES SENIOR! STOP IT THIS INSTANT! *looks after Bond* Jimmy! Shhhh... it's ok, Jimmy... just put away the dual 9 millis...

Bond: *closes his hand into a fist, still sobbing*

Bond's Mother: Now... how about we go kill some terrorists? Would that turn your frown upside down?

Bond: *sniff* ... yes... please, mother! Oh please!

Bond's Father: *throws his hands into the air* I give up! Pamper him all you like! He'll never amount to anything with this kind of treatment!

Bond's Mother: That's it! You're sleeping on the assault-yacht tonight, mister!

Bond's Father: DODGAMN IT!

[ 06-07-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

tyler_durden

06-07-2002, 10:07 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

.......................

(Okay, I admit...I couldn't think of anything creative and no matter what I came up with, I would probably not win anyways.)

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Chambers

06-07-2002, 10:42 AM

<img src="http://www.ianfleming.org/007news/images3/c2002_pierce1.jpg" alt="" />

"And there's a third gun none of you can see yet, so better think twice about what doing next!"

Soccerman

06-07-2002, 01:05 PM

I didn't see a notice that voting was open yet, but I can't come up with anything for this caption. So, my first vote after my extended hiatus goes to Scorpio...that was some funny stuff, Scorpio!

Tardumb

06-07-2002, 01:09 PM

My vote goes to Olorin

pixiness

06-07-2002, 05:51 PM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins
JBond 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

pixiness

06-07-2002, 05:54 PM

I have no caption.... and for the life of me I can't make up my mind on who to vote for... So I'm going to wait and see if there's any sort of tie-breaking action needed and then I'll pick a favorite between those two (or more) captions.

(then again, seeing as how I'm not going to be around until monday, I guess this whole idea will become futile) :rolleyes:

Iben

06-07-2002, 05:54 PM

Hehe....Hank gets my vote, that was pretty funny

JBond

06-07-2002, 05:59 PM

I vote Knerys

slinger

06-07-2002, 06:12 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
I vote Knerys<hr /></blockquote>As do I.

TyRoss

06-07-2002, 06:29 PM

I'm tempted to vote durden but instead I guess Scorpio.

Rock4EverRapNever

06-07-2002, 07:50 PM

hank

Hank Scorpio

06-07-2002, 10:48 PM

I'm feeling the love.

A+

06-08-2002, 08:00 AM

I voted early, so in case you missed it before, Scorpio!

Peter

06-08-2002, 08:10 AM

Hank

Godzilla

06-08-2002, 10:54 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
I voted early, so in case you missed it before, Scorpio!<hr /></blockquote>Me too. Scorpio!

JBond

06-08-2002, 03:27 PM

Ok I think it's clear you won Hank, you may now post a pic <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Hank Scorpio

06-08-2002, 05:22 PM

It was a toss up between the dynamic duo and this group. I made my choice and stand by it.

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Tardumb

06-08-2002, 05:30 PM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Pull my finger heh heh

JBond

06-08-2002, 06:10 PM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

The Riddler finally reveals who took the last slice of Batman & Rhubarb pie.

Godzilla

06-08-2002, 08:37 PM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Joker: Alright Riddler, which one of us was it?

Riddler: Ummmm...IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY VIRGINITY!

Rock4EverRapNever

06-08-2002, 09:20 PM

Riddler:ok who just touched my butt was it you joker??
Joker:no it wasnt me maybe it was penguin
Penguin:no it wasnt me IT WAS CATWOMAN
Catwoman:yeah i touched your butt what are you going to do about it...

bbf2

06-08-2002, 11:08 PM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Actor playing the Riddler: Look! There go the last remaining shreds of any possible career we could have had before signing onto this show!

[ 06-10-2002, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

A+

06-09-2002, 05:45 AM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Joker: Guys, we've been waiting here 20 years now, I don't think they're gonna come back and tell us they're making another series.

Longshanks

06-09-2002, 06:03 AM

Ronald McDonald was starting to realise just what a terrible terrible career decision he'd made by turning to a life of crime...

Nilade

06-09-2002, 06:08 AM

HAHAHA! I'm not even going to post a caption. Longshanks's takes the cake in my book. :D

Optimus Prime

06-09-2002, 07:32 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
It was a toss up between the dynamic duo and this group. I made my choice and stand by it.

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>At the classic villian convetion.
Riddler: Catwoman you sat on me.
Catwoman: I did?
Joker: Hey I the one who make the joke here I'm the Joker.

Olorin

06-09-2002, 10:09 AM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

Riddler: You know, maybe we could get a job with the Worldwide Wreslting Federation...
Joker: Dude, we've been beaten by guys in spandex our entire careers, and you want to get a job being beat by legions of guys in spandex... are you sure that's something you want to get into?
Penguin: Good point... I SAY "BURGER KING"!

[ 06-09-2002, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

pixiness

06-10-2002, 08:57 AM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins
JBond 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

tyler_durden

06-10-2002, 10:52 AM

<img src="http://www.iconographics.net/Images/Standard_Oct99/batmanTV_villians.jpg" alt="" />

The newest members of the Village People plotted to kill all of the old members, but were foiled again by Batman and Robin.

Olorin

06-10-2002, 12:21 PM

Is voting open now? Because if it be, then I vote Jibbersmack!

Hank Scorpio

06-10-2002, 12:23 PM

If voting is open then I vote for Olorin.

A+

06-10-2002, 03:40 PM

Rock4Ever takes my vote.

JBond

06-10-2002, 03:54 PM

Olorin

JBond

06-12-2002, 01:13 AM

Um, Olorin, you win

Godzilla

06-12-2002, 11:57 AM

Olorin

06-12-2002, 12:07 PM

WOOT! That's six, baby!

Moving right along...

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

Godzilla

06-12-2002, 12:10 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />
Holy *****! Mrs. Partrige went postal! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

tyler_durden

06-12-2002, 12:15 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

A rare picture from inside of the "Senior Citizens: We hate everyone" militia camp.

A+

06-12-2002, 04:39 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

We all thought he'd been hiding out in the mountains, but no, he's been shaving his beard and redoing that perm. It's just that thirst for destructive weapons that gives him away.

[ 06-12-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: A+ ]

bbf2

06-12-2002, 05:28 PM

Bingo night at the retirement home.

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

B12???! B12?!!?? How about AK-47?

Hank Scorpio

06-12-2002, 06:36 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

Mabel: I told those little punks that if they walked on my grass one more time they'd be sorry.

JBond

06-12-2002, 07:10 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

"Hehe...come here...see that guy up there in the balcony drinking his coffee?"

slinger

06-12-2002, 08:11 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

The perfect assassin.
Up early, wise, no problem taking pills, if captured they get confused or forget information, hide items in diapers....

06-12-2002, 10:23 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

Now my bug zapper will KICK ASS!

Nilade

06-13-2002, 02:25 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />
 <img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

<hr /></blockquote>And here is a ComingSoon.net exclusive! A candid shot of Kristanna Loken, who plays the beautiful, but deadly, female terminator T-X in Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines , in a rare moment before makeup!

[ 06-13-2002, 02:27 AM: Message edited by: Nilade ]

Optimus Prime

06-13-2002, 10:34 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Uh oh, look's Like Frizzo's Grandma has been hired again!

Frizzo the Clown

06-13-2002, 10:41 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/KS/KM/KLBSGYOWDSQE.jpg" alt="" />

Well, I have to be prepared in case the Feds decide to crack down and confiscate my "medicinal" marijuana.

[ 06-13-2002, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

tyler_durden

06-13-2002, 10:49 AM

All I see now is a little red X. But I know what the pic is, I saw it when I was on my computer at home. And I saw it yesterday on my work computer, but why not today? :confused: Oh well.

A+

06-13-2002, 11:07 AM

That's a lot of captions, but if voting's allowed to start I vote bbf2. Hehe.

Godzilla

06-13-2002, 11:12 AM

bbf2

Hank Scorpio

06-13-2002, 12:40 PM

slinger (if captured the get confused or forget information :D )

pixiness

06-13-2002, 01:03 PM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
Olorin 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
JBond 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

JBond

06-13-2002, 03:54 PM

I vote slinger

Soccerman

06-13-2002, 04:44 PM

I vote Tyler. Too funny!

06-13-2002, 05:32 PM

bbf2

tyler_durden

06-13-2002, 06:02 PM

slinger gets my vote!

Olorin

06-13-2002, 06:13 PM

Man, we got a pretty good crop this time around. :D Unforetunately, I have to only vote for one... so I'll say:

Tyler

Chambers

06-16-2002, 01:28 PM

bbf2

Chambers

06-16-2002, 01:31 PM

Here's the ranking so far:

4 bbf2
3 slinger
2 tyler

No posts during the past 2 days, so this is slinger's last chance!!

Knerys

06-16-2002, 04:04 PM

bbf2

slinger

06-16-2002, 05:16 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
bbf2<hr /></blockquote>Well it appears I don't have enough.

Olorin

06-17-2002, 08:33 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
bbf2<hr /></blockquote>Well it appears I don't have enough.<hr /></blockquote>If it's any consolation, I woulda voted for you, but "We hate everyone" from Tyler's just killed me. Besides, I'm too lazy to type a seven letter name like "slinger", when I can just type "Tyler" instead.

tyler_durden

06-17-2002, 09:56 AM

LOL!!! Olorin, you kill me. If that last post would have been your caption, I would have voted for you! :D

slinger

06-17-2002, 03:40 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
bbf2<hr /></blockquote>Well it appears I don't have enough.<hr /></blockquote>If it's any consolation, I woulda voted for you, but "We hate everyone" from Tyler's just killed me. Besides, I'm too lazy to type a seven letter name like "slinger", when I can just type "Tyler" instead.<hr /></blockquote>Copy and paste with the mouse you fool!

bbf2

06-17-2002, 05:31 PM

Should I put a caption up now? I'm going to be studying for finals throughout most of the rest of this week, so...

pixiness

06-17-2002, 06:07 PM

I say go ahead.... ANY OBJECTIONS??? Anyone, Anyone, Bueller?

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
Olorin 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
JBond 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

bbf2

06-17-2002, 06:33 PM

Tell me if we've had this one before...

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

pixiness

06-17-2002, 06:45 PM

no I don't think so....

pixiness

06-17-2002, 06:46 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

American Sumo wrestler Buppo the midget found out that what he lacked in height he MORE than made up for in length...

JBond

06-17-2002, 06:54 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

Ever wonder how they get it to look like walking M & M's are really in those commmercials?

The Insider

06-17-2002, 06:59 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />[/QB][/QUOTE]

Frizzo´s best friend accidently walked in while the moderators were partyin´.

Nilade

06-17-2002, 07:14 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

<hr /></blockquote>Stay tuned for VH1's Behind The Music 2025- Whatever Happend To The Backstreet Boys?

TyRoss

06-17-2002, 07:15 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

And now the national fat peoples ballet group presents: Valardo

The Insider

06-17-2002, 07:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Nilade:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

<hr /></blockquote>Stay tuned for VH1's Behind The Music 2025- Whatever Happend To The Backstreet Boys?<hr /></blockquote>That´s WEIRD. I was just about to post: "The Backstreet Boys Reunion Party". But then I thought that the midget didn´t really fit in. :)

Frizzo the Clown

06-17-2002, 07:32 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by The Insider:
That´s WEIRD. I was just about to post: "The Backstreet Boys Reunion Party". But then I thought that the midget didn´t really fit in. :) <hr /></blockquote>When are you gonna learn? Midgets always fit in!!

Hank Scorpio

06-17-2002, 09:28 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

It worked for the guys in the Full Montey so why can't it work for us?

tyler_durden

06-17-2002, 09:40 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

Because of a already heavy workload, Frizzo was looking for new hit men to hire. Unfortunately, there weren't a lot of applicants.....

Optimus Prime

06-18-2002, 06:33 AM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />
And now the finalists for the Miss Beautiful contest.

Olorin

06-18-2002, 06:54 AM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

* Olorin stands up, walks away from his computer, and bathes his eyes in hydrogenperoxide and chlorine. Yet it does not ease the pain...*

Six hours later:

Police Officer: Witnesses say that he gauged out his eyes and beat his computer monitor with them until he died, sir.

Fox Mulder: Scrape the monitor clean. I wanna see what pissed him off.

*Officer cleans the monitor off.*

Fox Mulder: Oh dear god... *begins searching for hydrogenperoxide and chlorine*

[ 06-18-2002, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

A+

06-18-2002, 03:34 PM

Damnit, why is there always one that totally outdoes anything I could possibly ever think of! It's so along my kind of humour and it's come from Mr Funny of the moment. Stop being so damn funny Olorin, it's too entertaining! No, on second thoughts, carry on. :D

Hank Scorpio

06-18-2002, 09:46 PM

This is a completely side note. Is it just me or does the midget's head look like Boss Hogg? Either that or I'm thinking of the burgermeister or whatever from Willow.

slinger

06-18-2002, 09:58 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

Austin Powers 2 Deleted Scene: Fat Bastard's family reunion.

JBond

06-18-2002, 10:37 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
Damnit, why is there always one that totally outdoes anything I could possibly ever think of! It's so along my kind of humour and it's come from Mr Funny of the moment. Stop being so damn funny Olorin, it's too entertaining! No, on second thoughts, carry on. :D <hr /></blockquote>It's because he's giving them stories and not captions, and it isn't fair <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

06-18-2002, 11:51 PM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" />

Midget: Whoa! my pubes grew in.

And there was much rejoicing...

tyler_durden

06-18-2002, 11:53 PM

I am going to start the voting by casting mine to Pixi. Olorin, you were a very close second. :D :D

Michael

06-19-2002, 03:36 AM

Hey, I was the only guy to win unanimously so that makes me really, really cool.

Michael

06-19-2002, 03:43 AM

<img src="http://www.funnypop.com/images/new_chipendales.jpg" alt="" /> To follow up the hugely successful "the Osbournes", MTV introduces their plans for this fall's hottest reality sitcom..."5 Fat Ass Brothers Who Only Agreed To Wear This Crap And Have Their Pathetic Lives Video Taped Because They Wanna Get Laid Really Bad"

Olorin

06-19-2002, 07:55 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
Damnit, why is there always one that totally outdoes anything I could possibly ever think of! It's so along my kind of humour and it's come from Mr Funny of the moment. Stop being so damn funny Olorin, it's too entertaining! No, on second thoughts, carry on. :D <hr /></blockquote>It's because he's giving them stories and not captions, and it isn't fair <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Well, I was going to vote Bond... but in light of recent developments ( :D ), I'm gonna vote... uh... I can't remember any good captions. I'll vote... Michael. Mostly because I actually remember it, which might stem from the fact that it was the last one posted.

PS - Just kidding about the "recent developments", Jibbersmack.

A+

06-19-2002, 04:20 PM

In case it wasn't spotted, my vote is with the mighty Olorin.

JBond

06-19-2002, 07:10 PM

Hey that's cool, Oloroni

I vote for Nilade

bbf2

06-19-2002, 07:27 PM

06-19-2002, 11:43 PM

Olorin

JBond

06-20-2002, 12:08 AM

NO! You can't!! Stop voting for Olorin he um.....didn't register to enter these contests! He skipped question 14b on the form! He can't win, see!! Hehehe..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Optimus Prime

06-20-2002, 07:06 AM

JBond

tyler_durden

06-20-2002, 09:48 AM

Hey everyone, let's all vote for Olorin and see if JBond's head explodes! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

A+

06-21-2002, 12:10 PM

Yay let's!!! Stand clear of Jibbs' head mess.

A+

06-22-2002, 06:45 AM

This post has no relevance to anything, I just don't want my real name being displayed on the "last user to post" thing cos I used it as my username before this change to the site.

Are we getting a new caption soon?

JBond

06-22-2002, 07:25 AM

Good thing someone changed it back ;)

pixiness

06-22-2002, 05:39 PM

my vote goes to JBond

Olorin

06-22-2002, 06:01 PM

Gah, this is taking forever... so far we've got:

JBond: 2
Olorin: 2
Pixi: 1
Nilade: 1

Iben

06-22-2002, 06:02 PM

I'm going with jibbsy on this one!

bbf2

06-22-2002, 06:54 PM

The Insider, and I have no idea why. It just made me laugh.

JBond

06-22-2002, 07:55 PM

Woohoo, I'm winning!

Iben

06-22-2002, 08:15 PM

You can thank me later.

A+

06-24-2002, 01:29 PM

This thread was on the second page! What's up with that!

Hank Scorpio

06-24-2002, 01:35 PM

JBond, post a picture quick before there's another tie.

JBond

06-24-2002, 04:45 PM

Alright, when i get to it.

Optimus Prime

06-25-2002, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by JBond
Alright, when i get to it.

When will you get to it?

pixiness

06-25-2002, 01:00 PM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
Olorin 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

Welcome to the upper eschelon Jibbster ;)

tyler_durden

06-25-2002, 01:01 PM

I was just wondering about this topic today. We need a new picture.

A+

06-25-2002, 05:44 PM

Indeed we do. I need a victory of some kind some time!

pixiness

06-25-2002, 05:59 PM

Oh come on... it's not about winning (said the girl who keeps score)

Optimus Prime

06-26-2002, 12:21 PM

JBond if you don't have a picture to post. Can I post one?

tyler_durden

06-26-2002, 01:37 PM

JBond, we need a new pic. I am bored and need something to do....

A+

06-26-2002, 02:29 PM

OK, I know it's not about winning, but we still need a new pic so we can take part.

Tardumb

06-26-2002, 03:31 PM

Bond you're slacking!

starts growing impatient

Optimus Prime

06-26-2002, 03:39 PM

JBond I know You won and all but we need something to do so will us this picture. I hope you don't mind.:(
http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/destrons/Astrotrain078-01.jpg

pixiness

06-26-2002, 04:33 PM

Let's all just be patient.....

tyler_durden

06-26-2002, 04:57 PM

Even though it's been a while, I agree with Pixi. We can wait for Bond to find and post a picture.

Optimus Prime

06-26-2002, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by pixiness
Let's all just be patient.....

OK

JBond

06-26-2002, 06:03 PM

Alright, sorry everyone, this is the best I could find.

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

Longshanks

06-26-2002, 06:44 PM

Mrs Cruppins' meat pies were by far the best in the district...

tyler_durden

06-26-2002, 08:54 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

Hmmm....this sign says "Pull for a suprise," so I guess I should pull...

pixiness

06-27-2002, 10:14 AM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG
little girl:

Hmmmm.... nice posterior and flanks.... excellent musculature.... and this tail... THIS TAIL is a work of art by god himself. Certainly this fine creature is worthy of this year's Hunk-a-hunk-a-sexy-COW gold medal.

TyRoss

06-27-2002, 02:13 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

A young Callista Flockheart has her first lesbian experience when she catches some tail.

HeadHunter

06-27-2002, 02:21 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

"Mommy there a funny smell here, i wonder if it under here"

Hank Scorpio

06-27-2002, 02:24 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

Darla was always given the job of getting fresh cowpies for the cowpie throwing contest.

Optimus Prime

06-27-2002, 03:40 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

Girl: I wonder what comes out this end?

Olorin

06-27-2002, 03:55 PM

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0434/X00152_9.JPG

*Bill Gates is looking at a computer monitor, which is broadcasting this image live over the internet*
Bill Gates: How come no one touches me that tenderly?
Bill Gates' Indian Brothel Boy: I... am... job...
Bill Gates: Dodgamnit! Get my chief executive... secondary... DODGAMNIT, GET WILLY THE WANKER IN HERE!
*several minutes later*
Willy the Wanker: Sir, for the last time, my name is not Willy t-
Bill Gates: SILENCE WILLY! Tell me, why don't you ever touch my tail that tenderly?
Willy the Wanker: *gentle sigh of exasperation* I have no idea, sir.
Bill Gates: Well... *nods suggestively*
Willy the Wanker: Oh good lord, no sir. No!
Bill Gates: FOOL!

Tardumb

06-27-2002, 04:00 PM

It's over...Olorin.......hahahahaha

JBond

06-27-2002, 05:33 PM

Except it has very little to do with the picture...Bill Gates? ;)

Olorin

06-27-2002, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by JBond
Except it has very little to do with the picture...Bill Gates? ;)

All that matters is if it's the funniest caption, and if it is, then vote for it. I don't wanna have to limit my creative energies.

You sabotaged my campaign once already, please don't do it again. :p ;)

thebtskink

06-27-2002, 08:20 PM

I've decided against posting a caption, and vote for Olorin.

06-28-2002, 01:08 AM

All my ideas for this one have been even worse than my past captions. I'll abstain from this one.

I guess my vote goes to Olorin, even though that caption has nothing to do with the picture. :p

Optimus Prime

06-28-2002, 07:27 AM

Olorin

slinger

06-28-2002, 11:33 AM

Is this Best Dialogue For A Scene or Best Caption?

Ty Ross

tyler_durden

06-28-2002, 11:36 AM

TyRoss gets my vote this round.

JBond

06-28-2002, 04:58 PM

I vote Hank...something about sending a cute little girl to get cow pies is disturbing and funny ;)

Hank Scorpio

06-28-2002, 11:36 PM

I vote for tyler_durden.

JBond

06-30-2002, 12:01 AM

Well Olorin.....<blood pressure rises> you.....won.....:mad:

;)

Olorin

06-30-2002, 03:23 PM

I think this one has some potential...

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

Hank Scorpio

06-30-2002, 03:49 PM

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

There's a knock on the door.

Buddy: Who is it?

Protestor: P.E.T.A. sir.

Buddy: The sandwich guy? We didn't order any sandwiches.

Protestor: I'm not the sandwich guy, can you open the door?

Buddy opens the door.

Protestor: Thank you sir.

Buddy: No problem. Now I know that a pita technically isn't a sandwich, but by saying that your not the sandwich guy you really confuse your customers.

Protestor: P.E.T.A. sir. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Buddy: Ah, them. If this is about the Bald Eagle then let me just say it was an accident.

Protestor: Bald Eagle?

Buddy: Nevermind about that right now. What can I do for you?

Protestor: It's been brought to our attention that you have a lemur occupying your residence.

Buddy: You mean my bathroom monkey?

Protestor: Bathroom monkey?

Buddy: Yeah, the little guy cleans my toilet with his tail. He doesn't always do the best job so I have to smack him around a little bit.

Protestor: Sir, you illegaly have that animal in your house and are abusing it. I'm afraid that I'll have to take the lemur from your residence.

Buddy: Do you do toilets?

Protestor: I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Buddy: Well if you don't then I'm afraid that this conversation is over.

Protestor: Don't make me use force!

Buddy punches the protestor in the face and slams the door.

Protestor: Frickin' hippies.

Buddy sees his lemur stairing at him from the bathroom.

Buddy: Get in there and clean that toilet! If I can't see my face in the bowl then you'll be going for another ride in the dryer.

Link

06-30-2002, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Olorin
http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

Dude:Maybe we shouldn't have given the monkey that many beers.

(Monkey throws up)

Dude 2:...Who was his last owner?

Dude:They didn't tell me but, they said the monkeys old name was Mojo.

Dude 2:He fed this monkey alot of donuts.

Godzilla

06-30-2002, 05:23 PM

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

(looks at his owner) Dear God! You had to do this in water dish didn't you? Just because I did it in your shoes doesn't give you the right! You crossed the line!

J Diddy

06-30-2002, 05:29 PM

[B]http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

I think I've done a floater

Optimus Prime

06-30-2002, 06:12 PM

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg
I've done it! What no human could've done I've done it! I have found the holy grail!

pixiness

07-01-2002, 12:48 PM

pixiness

07-01-2002, 12:51 PM

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

Eventually, Frizzo's midgets got tired of the abuse and found a whipping-boy-monkey of their own.

Midget: Yeah, that's right Jo-Jo, climb on in there and when Frizzo sits down.....

TyRoss

07-01-2002, 01:19 PM

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

Ty: Badgers... we don't need no steenking badgers.

Frizzo: Ummm Ty thats not a badger.

Ty: Well then what the heck is it?

Frizzo: I dunno.... maybe we should kill it.

Ty: Nah you forgot to flush after the last time you went anyways... if that doesn't kill it nothing will.