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Olorin

04-28-2002, 01:53 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0427/X00119_9.JPG" alt="" />

Bill: My name is Buck! Get it right Olorin, you suck at narrating!

Olorin: *narrating* Dude, I didn't know you captions could talk!

Bill: Of course we can - DUDE, IT'S BUCK!

Olorin: *narrating* Sorry!

Buck: Much better... now let me get back to fishing for birds.

Olorin: *narrating* heehee, "fishing for birds". I'm a genius. Everyone thinks he's flying a kite, but it's really just a tiny fishing rod! Ha!

Baby: What the **** am I here for?

Olorin: *narrating* Bait!

Baby: That doesn't make any ****ing sense!

Frank: I haven't talked yet.

Olorin: *narrating* GOTCHA!

Frank: Oh! Haha! *hands Olorin $20* You know what they say, third time's a charm!

Olorin: *narrating* Oh shut up, you fall for that trick every time!

Buck: Geez... isn't this post running a bit long for a caption?

Olorin: *narrating* Yeah, but I can't think of a way to finish it...

Buck: It doesn't matter how, just do it.

*An army of monkeys with long green tails march over the hill to wage war on the Amazon women which populate so many suburbs. A viscios battle ensues, and there is blood and violence aplenty. A great ape is seen biting flesh from his own leg.*

I agree, shrimp are delicious.

[ 04-28-2002, 02:06 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Frizzo the Clown

04-28-2002, 08:07 AM

I'm gonna have to vote for Olorin..simply for the fact that I think he may have finally snapped, and if I don't vote for him, he'll kill me!

Olorin

04-28-2002, 10:05 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
I'm gonna have to vote for Olorin..simply for the fact that I think he may have finally snapped, and if I don't vote for him, he'll kill me!<hr /></blockquote>:mad: :mad: :mad:

Knerys

04-29-2002, 04:59 AM

I'm going to vote for Olorin because the whole bloody thing made me laugh.

tyler_durden

04-29-2002, 02:32 PM

Definitely Olorin. That was hilarious.

pixiness

05-01-2002, 11:59 AM

Three Votes? That's It? I'm disappointed in all of you.....

Hank Scorpio

05-01-2002, 12:45 PM

I'm gonna vote Olorin.

JBond

05-01-2002, 01:27 PM

I'm going to vote Frizzo

S.A.M.G.

05-01-2002, 01:34 PM

frizzo

Iben

05-01-2002, 01:49 PM

Frizzo

JBond

05-01-2002, 02:10 PM

Oooo, tied 4 to 4!

Frizzo the Clown

05-01-2002, 03:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Three Votes? That's It? I'm disappointed in all of you.....<hr /></blockquote>Well, I don't see any votes from you pixi...so don't lecture us about votes! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

bbf2

05-01-2002, 04:16 PM

Olorin

With a caption like that, his next pic should be great!

Hank Scorpio

05-01-2002, 04:20 PM

I have a picture that I want to post but it will lose relevance in 15 days. If I'm desperate then I'll start my own thread. Just try and stop me.

JBond

05-01-2002, 08:02 PM

Well I guess Olorin is the winner...you could ask him.

Hank Scorpio

05-01-2002, 10:22 PM

He seems a bit off kilter. I'm afraid he might attack me.

JBond

05-01-2002, 10:43 PM

Oh no, it's just an act, you have nothing to worry about....all the same though, you should probably wear a bullet proof vest when you ask him up front...after what happened to the last guy.

Olorin

05-02-2002, 12:59 AM

I announce myself winner, even though I would have voted for Frizzo, making it a tie again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I wanted to post this...

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

Now let's do this nice and quickly, I want to contest again...

Knerys

05-02-2002, 01:09 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

Hey, with a $35 million endorsement from Nike, what would Jesus do?

Hank Scorpio

05-02-2002, 01:10 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

On the second day of his travels Jesus brought basketball to the enlightened, and it was good.

Hank Scorpio

05-02-2002, 01:11 AM

On a side note, I used to own an Air Jesus shirt. It was Jesus endorsing a pair of sandles. There was even a little Spike Lee type character on there from what I remember.

Caroline

05-02-2002, 04:10 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />
....and God said unto them, "DEFENSE!...CLAP, CLAP....DEFENSE!.....CLAP, CLAP"

Michael

05-02-2002, 04:33 AM

oops

[ 05-02-2002, 04:42 AM: Message edited by: Michael ]

Michael

05-02-2002, 04:33 AM

Jordan 13:5 ...And Jesus teased thy kin with the sphere of orange hue. "Thou have no game! I shall unleash a fury of astounding feats on thee!" Jesus then proceeded to make the children his b!tch, lighting them up for 47 points on a remarkable 23 for 23 shooting evening. Jerusalem rejoiced...

[ 05-02-2002, 04:40 AM: Message edited by: Michael ]

Frizzo the Clown

05-02-2002, 07:00 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
I announce myself winner, even though I would have voted for Frizzo, making it a tie again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I wanted to post this...

<hr /></blockquote>First off, I wanna say....You bastard! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

And now for the pic...

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

In a rare case of spitefulness, Jesus plays 'keep away' with the neighborhood kids.
"You want your ball eh? Gimmie your lunch money!"

pixiness

05-02-2002, 08:52 AM

For what it's worth Olorin, I would have voted for you too... so it wouldn't have been a tie.

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Olorin 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win

Frizzo the Clown

05-02-2002, 08:54 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
For what it's worth Olorin, I would have voted for you too... so it wouldn't have been a tie.

<hr /></blockquote>Maybe...but you didn't vote at all..so shut it! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

pixiness

05-02-2002, 08:57 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

And Jesus said, "Let the little children come unto me... I can take their sorry asses ANYDAY!!!"

(Incidentally - my early vote goes to micheal - true genius!"

TyRoss

05-02-2002, 09:02 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
For what it's worth Olorin, I would have voted for you too... so it wouldn't have been a tie.

<hr /></blockquote>Maybe...but you didn't vote at all..so shut it! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D <hr /></blockquote>Yeah but I would have voted for Frizzo so he still would have won.

TyRoss

05-02-2002, 09:04 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

Jesus: Oh lord bless this thine balls... wait I can't say that... dang.

bbf2

05-02-2002, 09:20 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

You want your basketball, kids? Well, you'll have to convert to Christianity first! HA!

[ 05-02-2002, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

Psylent

05-02-2002, 11:56 AM

right now I like pixi's and Ty's can't choose between them...

tyler_durden

05-02-2002, 12:15 PM

(based on Jeff Foxworthy's you know your a redneck if...)

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

You know the end is near when even Jesus skips college to go to the pros.

[ 05-02-2002, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

Optimus Prime

05-03-2002, 08:42 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />
Who said they don't play basketball in heaven.

tyler_durden

05-03-2002, 02:23 PM

Should we start the voting?

thebtskink

05-03-2002, 02:43 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/HY/NS/ORE8GMASBPX.jpg" alt="" />

That homeless dude down at the Y is really starting to freak the parents out.

pixiness

05-03-2002, 03:01 PM

My vote goes to Micheal!

tyler_durden

05-03-2002, 03:14 PM

My vote goes to Micheal as well.

S.A.M.G.

05-03-2002, 03:21 PM

I like Mike

Hank Scorpio

05-03-2002, 03:28 PM

Michael

JBond

05-03-2002, 04:03 PM

I think I'll go with everyone else and say Bond....I mean Micheal

[ 05-03-2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]

slinger

05-03-2002, 04:15 PM

Mike

bbf2

05-03-2002, 06:09 PM

Michael is the clear winner here . . . go ahead

tyler_durden

05-03-2002, 06:54 PM

I don't think we have seen a land slide win like this one yet! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

Michael

05-03-2002, 10:43 PM

Damn. I won!?! do i get a cookie?...am i supposed to post the next picture?

JBond

05-03-2002, 10:47 PM

Next picture...I think Frizzo gives out the cookies.

Michael

05-04-2002, 04:14 AM

how do i post a picture??? i found the perfect one

Chambers

05-04-2002, 06:55 AM

Click on "image" and insert the URL of the pic (it has got to be on the net!).

TyRoss

05-04-2002, 08:36 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Next picture...I think Frizzo gives out the cookies.<hr /></blockquote>Actually both Elisabeth and Rogue have been known to give out cookies... just don't let Hulk know..

Hulk: Cookie??? Where cookie??? HULK WANT COOKIE!!!!

Ty: See what I mean.

Frizzo the Clown

05-04-2002, 09:23 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Next picture...I think Frizzo gives out the cookies.<hr /></blockquote>Actually both Elisabeth and Rogue have been known to give out cookies... just don't let Hulk know..

Hulk: Cookie??? Where cookie??? HULK WANT COOKIE!!!!

Ty: See what I mean.<hr /></blockquote>I don't have any cookies, but I baked some banana bread last night...is that good enough?

Michael

05-04-2002, 09:55 AM

Alright. Here's my pic. Some
guy in a bear/pimp costume mackin' on da cheerleader hoez.

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

[ 05-04-2002, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: Michael ]

Chambers

05-04-2002, 10:58 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael:
<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>"You wanna know how I pull those trousers over my feet? Come on, I can show you..."

Hank Scorpio

05-04-2002, 12:21 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

Yogi: Sup honey, so ya wanna hook up lata?
Cheerleader: I kinda heard you and Booboo were lovers.
Yogi: Booboo? Watchya talkin' about Booboo? I'm down wit da ladies!
Cheerleader: Well, Ranger Smith said...
Yogi: Ranger Smith? He been talkin' smack about me again? He's frontin' man! I'm gonna go 187 on that ranger punk. I'll be back later to tap yo ass, word is bond.

[ 05-04-2002, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Runagar ]

bbf2

05-04-2002, 12:29 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

"Who's da cat who won't back down when dere's danger all around? He's one bad mutha..."

"Shut yo mouth!"

"Just talkin' 'bout Fuzzy Wumpkins!"

JBond

05-04-2002, 12:37 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

<Right to left>

Pimp Daddy McRat; Ho

tyler_durden

05-04-2002, 12:58 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

Dog man to cheerleader: "Hey, wanna come back to my place. Then I can show you what 'doggie style' really means!"

[ 05-04-2002, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

Olorin

05-04-2002, 03:25 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

I can't think of any way to incorporate Pearl Jam into this caption, so I give up.

Hank Scorpio

05-04-2002, 03:33 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:

I can't think of any way to incorporate Pearl Jam into this caption, so I give up.<hr /></blockquote>This isn't my caption but I thought I would help Olorin along.

MascotSo, you wanna go out?
CheerleaderI'd rather not be , I'd rather not be with, I'd rather not be with an animal.

Note my clever use of the song Animal and changing it for my benefit.

JBond

05-04-2002, 07:30 PM

Oh yes, very clever :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

TyRoss

05-04-2002, 09:32 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

You been shakin' yo pom poms a little too much ho. Any foo who think he gunna get a free show without goin through da pimp dawg gunna get a cap busted in his @$$. Now you put dem things away before I have to smack you up.

slinger

05-05-2002, 12:53 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

Reason #321 Why Expansion Is Bad For The NFL:
With the league ballooning to 42 teams and with most names taken, Salt Lake City was forced to take the Pimpin Badgers.

Danzig

05-06-2002, 03:20 PM

<img src="http://www.eddiegeorge.com/00season/browns00/pimp.jpg" alt="" />

Huggie Bear let himself go since the cancellation of his tv show.

JBond

05-06-2002, 03:25 PM

Ok, let voting begin.

I vote bbf2

Iben

05-06-2002, 04:16 PM

tyler_durden

Hank Scorpio

05-06-2002, 10:02 PM

I vote for Danzig.

Knerys

05-06-2002, 10:26 PM

tyler durden

Colorado Cajun

05-06-2002, 10:33 PM

Tyler

Tardumb

05-06-2002, 10:37 PM

definently bbf2

tyler_durden

05-07-2002, 07:46 AM

Slinger.

pixiness

05-07-2002, 08:53 AM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Olorin 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win

pixiness

05-07-2002, 08:53 AM

My vote goes to JBond - simplicity, understatement, very nice!

JBond

05-07-2002, 11:19 AM

Thanks pixi!

Any more voting?

TyRoss

05-07-2002, 11:49 AM

Danzig

slinger

05-07-2002, 03:33 PM

tyler

JBond

05-07-2002, 10:30 PM

Ok Tyler, you may post one.

Hank Scorpio

05-07-2002, 10:33 PM

Tyler, can I pm you a suggested picture?

tyler_durden

05-07-2002, 10:34 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Runagar:
Tyler, can I pm you a suggested picture?<hr /></blockquote>Sure, go for it. I have a couple in mind. One I don't think is appropriate and the other is okay. So a suggestion wouldn't be bad. :)

tyler_durden

05-07-2002, 10:35 PM

BTW - JBond, I am going to send you a PM shortly.

tyler_durden

05-07-2002, 11:22 PM

Here it is. The long awaited picture. Thanks for your suggestion, Runager. But I don't think your picture loses any validity in a week, so don't sweat it.

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

Tardumb

05-07-2002, 11:30 PM

Neeeeed....mooooore....Squueeeze-its...

JBond

05-07-2002, 11:46 PM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

It was 3 years ago this day that his wife mysteriously disapeared into the sea...and every year he comes down to pray with her Reebok's that the shark had left behind.

Rogue

05-07-2002, 11:50 PM

Ugh, nevermind.

[ 05-07-2002, 11:54 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]

Olorin

05-08-2002, 12:09 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

Charlton Heston: DAMN ALL OF YOU DAMNED DIRTY APES! FIRST YOU STRIP ME OF MY DIGNITY, MY WOMAN, AND MY FRIEND'S BRAINS! THEN YOU STEAL THE ***DAMNED STATUE OF LIBERTY, THE ONLY REMAINING REMNANT OF MY HUMANITY! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL KI-

Ape: Shut the hell up.

Charlton Heston: Sir, yes sir, very sorry, sir.

[ 05-08-2002, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

TyRoss

05-08-2002, 08:18 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

Cast Away 2: Stranded in Jersey starring Harrison FOrd

Longshanks

05-08-2002, 08:31 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

One morning, while out jogging, the invisible man finds a shipwreck survivor...

Hank Scorpio

05-08-2002, 08:39 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

Killing a man who was running barefoot on the Jersey Shore, Rogue finally knew that her obsession with throwing shoes at people had finally gone too far.

pixiness

05-08-2002, 08:41 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

And in local news, The Nike "Killer Sneaker" program went horribly awry when the prototype claimed yet another victim yesterday.

Chambers

05-10-2002, 06:17 AM

<img src="http://www.alternate-health.com/trip/bs-5.JPG" alt="" />

PLEASE LEAVE NO GARBAGE OR USED HUSBAND ON THE BEACH!

Chambers

05-10-2002, 06:18 AM

My vote goes to Olorin!

HeadHunter

05-10-2002, 06:58 AM

ok so i am abit late for this one but i am going to play next pic

my vote goes to olorin

Iben

05-10-2002, 07:10 AM

Chambers!

Hank Scorpio

05-10-2002, 09:12 AM

I vote for JBond.

tyler_durden

05-10-2002, 09:37 AM

Longshanks. It made me think before I laughed. Quite clever. :D

Chambers

05-10-2002, 09:38 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tyler_durden:
Longshanks. It made me think before I laughed. Quite clever. :D <hr /></blockquote>It was a close second for me. :D

pixiness

05-10-2002, 09:58 AM

Olorin!

slinger

05-10-2002, 04:01 PM

Damn you Ty! I was going to use Harrison Ford!!!

But I'll vote for you anyway.

[ 05-10-2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: slinger ]

JBond

05-10-2002, 04:09 PM

Olorin :rolleyes:

Kitty

05-10-2002, 10:57 PM

i vote 4 olorin

JBond

05-10-2002, 11:25 PM

Ok Olorin, post a pic.

Olorin

05-11-2002, 01:50 AM

Geez... I need to find some better photos.

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Olorin

05-11-2002, 02:34 AM

Bold = Won since last update

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Olorin 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
tyler_durden 1 win

[ 05-11-2002, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

JBond

05-11-2002, 02:52 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Bond Producers ran out of ideas for ways of Bond villains to get a hold of a nuke as seen in this shot from James Bond 52: "Die Forever Only Once"

[ 05-11-2002, 02:53 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

TyRoss

05-11-2002, 09:28 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Alright who let Madness park the forklift again?

Tardumb

05-11-2002, 10:41 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Osama's ride.......Osama stupid

Hank Scorpio

05-11-2002, 11:22 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Former captain of the Exxon Valdez Joseph Hazelwood finding no work in the public sector, decides to enlist in the Air Force. A nearsighted Captain assigns him dock-loading duties with disastrous results.

slinger

05-11-2002, 12:39 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Nuclear War Depot's service isn't that great.

Olorin

05-11-2002, 02:36 PM

Heheh! Good one slinger!

Chambers

05-12-2002, 03:52 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

"Eeeh... Didn't I mention my Null-Gravity-Fork-Lift only works at Null Gravity!?!?!?

bbf2

05-12-2002, 11:47 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Dangerous as this looks, it's actually a prop used to scare the hell out of people taking a tour of the military base

Knerys

05-12-2002, 04:20 PM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />
Military Intelligence at it's best.

Olorin

05-12-2002, 10:06 PM

Alright, we've waited enough. I vote Jibbs, for his hilarious Bond movie title!

Knerys

05-12-2002, 10:10 PM

I vote Ty. That one made me laugh aloud.

JBond

05-12-2002, 10:44 PM

I vote Hank

Tardumb

05-12-2002, 10:48 PM

I am going to have to change my vote to pixi...that was hilarious :D

[ 05-13-2002, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]

Hobbit Girl

05-13-2002, 04:06 AM

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Tragedy backstage at the Rosie O'Donnell Show as her specially hermetically sealed lunch never makes it to her trailer

TyRoss

05-13-2002, 08:42 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
[QB]Geez... I need to find some better photos.
[/QB}<hr /></blockquote>I vote for this gem by Olorin..... what??? That one doesn't count???? Ok Jibbs then.

Longshanks

05-13-2002, 09:05 AM

Must...resist...temptation...to make comment on USAF... bombing track record.... but... sooo hard... :p

pixiness

05-13-2002, 09:06 AM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Olorin 4 wins
Durden 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win

pixiness

05-13-2002, 10:27 AM

Okay - sorry for being a little late. Please feel free to change your votes!

<img src="http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HR/KM/NQ/KQEEKRSDWRTF.jpg" alt="" />

Although the producers tried to tell her using the forklift wouldn't work, Oprah still insisted that her vibrator be moved from the set to her trailer.

Longshanks

05-13-2002, 10:48 AM

You're a baaad girl Iben - I like it. :p

Frizzo the Clown

05-13-2002, 10:49 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by longshanks:
You're a baaad girl Iben - I like it. :p <hr /></blockquote>Iben? I thought it was pixi...

Iben

05-13-2002, 10:51 AM

Yeah what did I do now? :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

pixiness

05-13-2002, 11:11 AM

Great! someone's impersonating me now? Well, I guess I can live with that... One request though Iben, please don't let Frizzo try on my clothes... :D

Frizzo the Clown

05-13-2002, 11:14 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Great! someone's impersonating me now? Well, I guess I can live with that... One request though Iben, please don't let Frizzo try on my clothes... :D <hr /></blockquote>You never cared before....besides, is it my fault that your clothes look so damn good on me?

tyler_durden

05-13-2002, 11:15 AM

My vote goes to Hank as well!

Iben

05-13-2002, 11:19 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Great! someone's impersonating me now? Well, I guess I can live with that... One request though Iben, please don't let Frizzo try on my clothes... :D <hr /></blockquote>You never cared before....besides, is it my fault that your clothes look so damn good on me?<hr /></blockquote>I know it's a habit that's hard to break, but keep in mind that clowns in women’s clothes just don't do it for me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Longshanks

05-13-2002, 11:20 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Iben? I thought it was pixi...<hr /></blockquote>DOH!!!

Sorry about that Pixi, my humble apologies for trying to give credit for your wonderfully perverted mind to someone else. :(

Damn - my Iben fixation is starting to show
:p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Iben

05-13-2002, 11:35 AM

Hey don’t I get an apology for being referred to as a bad girl…everyone here knows I’m a good girl! :p :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
And about the fixation, I’m cool with it as long as you don’t start to stalk! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

tyler_durden

05-13-2002, 11:45 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Hey don’t I get an apology for being referred to as a bad girl…everyone here knows I’m a good girl! :p :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
And about the fixation, I’m cool with it as long as you don’t start to stalk! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D <hr /></blockquote>:rolleyes: That is all that needs to be said... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben

05-13-2002, 11:47 AM

Oh come on tyler…don’t give me those roll eyes, you know I’m sweet and innocent! :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

tyler_durden

05-13-2002, 11:51 AM

Yeah, a sweet and innocent sadist! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

BTW - could you turn your violent nature on the enough add. It just made my computer freeze again!!! :mad: :mad:

Iben

05-13-2002, 12:15 PM

I wish i could, that add has made me want to break my computer screen a couple of times! :mad:

JBond

05-13-2002, 12:58 PM

Hey! Who said you could have fun in this topic! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Any more votes?

Longshanks

05-13-2002, 01:01 PM

Votes? For what?
Are we voting for Pixi or Iben?

Longshanks

05-13-2002, 01:04 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Iben:
Hey don't I get an apology for being referred to as a bad girl?<hr /></blockquote>Certainly, from the heart - and don't worry, I only stalk locally. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Iben

05-13-2002, 02:14 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Hey! Who said you could have fun in this topic!<hr /></blockquote>Sorry Sir, It'll never happen again! :p

Hank Scorpio

05-15-2002, 11:04 AM

So, do you like stuff? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

tyler_durden

05-15-2002, 11:54 AM

Hank: 2
Pixi: 1
TyRoss: 1
JBond: 1

I think that is how the voting stands so far. Anyone else going to vote?

Chambers

05-15-2002, 01:37 PM

My vote goes to.... TyRoss!! Really funny.

(nothing personal against Madness, though)

JBond

05-15-2002, 03:19 PM

Well great, now we have a tie :rolleyes:

Chambers

05-15-2002, 03:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Well great, now we have a tie :rolleyes: <hr /></blockquote>Now come on, guys!! 6 votes till now. There should be a few who have still the force with them...

A+

05-15-2002, 03:30 PM

Pixi, you're just smutty, so as much as I'd like to vote for it, I can't cos you partcipate and pay attention in these competitions far too much, plus I like slinger's caption better, so SLINGER, you da man, you got my vote. Sorry again Pix/Iben/provider of Frizzo's wardrobe.

Hank Scorpio

05-15-2002, 03:36 PM

Knerys

tyler_durden

05-15-2002, 04:24 PM

Hank: 2
TyRoss: 2
Pixi: 1
JBond: 1
Slinger: 1
Knerys: 1

Here are the standings to now.

pixiness

05-16-2002, 08:38 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> originally posted by A+:
Pixi, you're just smutty, so as much as I'd like to vote for it, I can't cos you partcipate and pay attention in these competitions far too much, plus I like slinger's caption better, so SLINGER, you da man, you got my vote. Sorry again Pix/Iben/provider of Frizzo's wardrobe. <hr /></blockquote>You got a problem with me I shoudl know about? This is TWICE you've made it a point to tell me you won't vote for me. I certainly don't care if you like someone else's idea better than mine, but I have to wonder why you feel the need to share that with everyone.

JBond

05-16-2002, 11:21 AM

Because of the tie, we will now vote on only the two, we have:

Ty: Alright who let Madness park the forklift again

Hank: Former captain of the Exxon Valdez Joseph Hazelwood finding no work in the public sector, decides to enlist in the Air Force. A nearsighted Captain assigns him dock-loading duties with disastrous results.

I vote Hank

Colorado Cajun

05-16-2002, 11:22 AM

Hank

Hank Scorpio

05-16-2002, 11:25 AM

Woohoo, does that mean I get to post?

Hank Scorpio

05-16-2002, 11:33 AM

I'm posting. Hope I'm not jumping the gun but I got two extra votes. In honor of today's major movie release, I present this picture for captioning.

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

JBond

05-16-2002, 11:36 AM

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

Death Star, Floor B325, Room 34 - Employee Lounge

Colorado Cajun

05-16-2002, 11:38 AM

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />[/qb][/QUOTE]
Even the Imperial forces must be shapely

[ 05-16-2002, 11:40 AM: Message edited by: Colorado Cajun ]

Longshanks

05-16-2002, 02:07 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />
 <img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Hang on - just got a call through from Command - they want to fire on Tatooine - OK lads, peddle faster![/QB][/QUOTE]

[ 05-16-2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

pixiness

05-16-2002, 02:31 PM

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

Storm Trooper: The Empire's falling apart!
Imperial Guard: You're telling me... This used to be a gym for IMPERIAL GUARDS ONLY!

pixiness

05-16-2002, 02:36 PM

S.A.M.G.

05-16-2002, 02:51 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:


<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Become a Storm Trooper, the recruiter said, travel to exotic planets, he said, Meet interesting beings he said. He never said anything about this PT crap. Man, I'd like to punch that recruiter in the mouth.

A+

05-16-2002, 04:38 PM

"I can't believed I picked up my roommates bag again! Boy will he look stupid on set!"

Olorin

05-16-2002, 10:31 PM

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

Stormtrooper: I'm tellin' ya, we get in better shape, and good things will come our way. Hell, we might even be able to ACTUALLY SHOOT THINGS!

Imperial Guard: *skeptical* Get outta here!

Stormtrooper: I'm serious dude, I'm feelin' like I could hit the broad side of a barn!

Imperial Guard: *extremely skeptical* No way!

[ 05-16-2002, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

pixiness

05-17-2002, 03:21 PM

My vote goes to SAMG!

(management reserves the right to change this vote in the event that another caption is posted, or due to unforeseen circumstances such as fire, flood, good nookie, a raging party or free booze. (c)2002 pixiness enterprises. All rights reserved)

HeadHunter

05-17-2002, 04:00 PM

definatly S.A.M.G

Hank Scorpio

05-17-2002, 04:20 PM

I vote for Olorin, unless something better comes along.

A+

05-17-2002, 05:20 PM

I guess I have a unique sense of humour.
Olorin's is by far the best! Piss taking at it's finest!

Tardumb

05-17-2002, 05:24 PM

I'm going with SAMG

Frizzo the Clown

05-17-2002, 05:33 PM

Having been in the Army myself, I can relate to SAMG's caption...my vote goes to him. I hate my recruiter to this day.

Olorin

05-17-2002, 08:38 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Having been in the Army myself, I can relate to SAMG's caption...my vote goes to him. I hate my recruiter to this day.<hr /></blockquote>Too bad SAMG's came from an old Warcraft sound byte. :D

(Mud slinging campaign at it's lowest. Although it is true, it's from a Warcraft sound byte.)

Frizzo the Clown

05-17-2002, 08:42 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Having been in the Army myself, I can relate to SAMG's caption...my vote goes to him. I hate my recruiter to this day.<hr /></blockquote>Too bad SAMG's came from an old Warcraft sound byte. :D

(Mud slinging campaign at it's lowest. Although it is true, it's from a Warcraft sound byte.)<hr /></blockquote>Well, I don't care..I can still relate to it..so screw you! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

JBond

05-17-2002, 09:47 PM

Kitty

05-17-2002, 10:28 PM

I vote 4 olorin

TyRoss

05-18-2002, 09:12 AM

First my caption:

<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

Stormtrooper: Mr Lucas I don't mean to be critical but with all this advanced technology on the death star why are they working out on equipment like our own modern day stair masters? Mr Lucas??? Ummm Mr Lucas you've got that funny look in your eyes again. Mr lucas it was just a question I didn't mean... no Mr Lucas please put down the gun I won't.........

Strangely enough neither STormtrooper no Guard was ever heard from again.

And now my vote:

Longshanks.

bbf2

05-18-2002, 09:13 AM

SAMG

Chambers

05-18-2002, 10:42 AM

Damn, I'm a little late, am I?

O.K. So I vote for.... :confused:

Too many very good lines this time!

Hmmm... *throwing the dice*

pixiness, but that's really a close one!

Here's my line:
<img src="http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgswexerbike/lrgswexerbike.jpg" alt="" />

"Damn the laundry!!!"
"I don't know, how can they lose two tracksuits on one day???"

Colorado Cajun

05-18-2002, 11:08 AM

I vote for S.A.M.G

Knerys

05-19-2002, 05:08 AM

longshanks

JBond

05-19-2002, 11:24 AM

Well I guess SAMG is our winner, he can post....does he come around here much?

pixiness

05-20-2002, 08:58 AM

well, being that his name is Saturday Afternoon Movie Goer, I'd assume that he'd have time to be here every day but Saturday. But what do I know?

And now what you've all been waiting for...

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Olorin 4 wins
Durden 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

Olorin

05-20-2002, 01:10 PM

Geez, how much longer is it going to take? If SAMG doesn't post by the end of today, can I put a picture up?

pixiness

05-20-2002, 01:18 PM

were you second on votes?

Or are you just trying to usurp picture posting power -------- You USURPER You!

Olorin

05-20-2002, 01:18 PM

No, I was definately second. :D Although, I am a usurper...

[ 05-20-2002, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Olorin

05-20-2002, 01:20 PM

It was like this:

SAMG - 6
Olorin - 4
longshanks - 2

JBond

05-20-2002, 02:00 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Geez, how much longer is it going to take? If SAMG doesn't post by the end of today, can I put a picture up?<hr /></blockquote>Yes

Longshanks

05-20-2002, 02:09 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
It was like this:

SAMG - 6
Olorin - 4
longshanks - 2<hr /></blockquote>HUH!? I actually got votes? (looks back at previous page) - Hot damn! (or something similar) :D

Olorin

05-20-2002, 11:04 PM

Alright, I'm finding a pic then.

Olorin

05-20-2002, 11:09 PM

<img src="http://chumor.vo.llnw.net/adult_cdn/01068ABAASQAAAB0DjmnPDR0zHrABW5XkKyncXT6n7I5V3iXsB mCVq8a7GPMNEn68cKYPq9nDItaH.sfMgAldPQ4XDl1CIAKWHio 9yPSlaI8-/pictures/passout_wreck.jpg" alt="" />

Alright, now the question is, does this count as a win?

[ 05-20-2002, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

A+

05-21-2002, 02:43 AM

I'd claim it as a win, but I achieve success so very rarely... <sigh>

A simple caption: "Zzzzz"

[ 05-21-2002, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: A+ ]

JBond

05-21-2002, 02:46 AM

<waking up>

Ah man, I had this CRAZY dream where this Rhinoceros...<notices the mess>....nobody open the closet.

[ 05-21-2002, 02:46 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

A+

05-21-2002, 02:52 AM

Ooh, I've got a better one:
"Was it good for you?"

JBond

05-21-2002, 03:01 AM

I would admit that was funny had I liked you

A+

05-21-2002, 12:24 PM

"The person above me should lighten up."
Oops, wrong thread. Well, I think my work here is done. :)

TyRoss

05-21-2002, 12:28 PM

And Jimmy vowed never to drink tequila while taking painkillers again.

[ 05-21-2002, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: TyRoss ]

Longshanks

05-21-2002, 12:43 PM

'The new top secret CIA 'Killer Tartan Cushion MK3' wrecked havock at the Che Guevara training camps.'

[ 05-21-2002, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

pixiness

05-21-2002, 01:51 PM

<img src="http://chumor.vo.llnw.net/adult_cdn/01068ABAASQAAAB0DjmnPDR0zHrABW5XkKyncXT6n7I5V3iXsB mCVq8a7GPMNEn68cKYPq9nDItaH" alt="" />

Voice of Tour Guide (out of picture):

And to your left ladies and gentlemen you will observe the Male Americanus Collegianite. This is the subject's natural habitat and you can observe it hibernating, so as to avoid a related creature Male Annoyanica Roommateus.

pixiness

05-21-2002, 01:54 PM

sorry.. double post

[ 05-21-2002, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: pixiness ]

Chambers

05-21-2002, 02:06 PM

"JIMMY! How much longer do I have to keep telling you, the first thing to do after getting up is to MAKE YOUR BED!!!"

<img src="http://www.colute.net/cwm/otn/other/11doh.gif" alt="" />D'Oh... So can someone tell me why the pic won't be shown in other posts than Olorin's???

[ 05-21-2002, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Chambers ]

HeadHunter

05-21-2002, 08:18 PM

2050 and all landfill sites have been filled and it is spilling into homes

JBond

05-21-2002, 08:48 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Chambers:
"JIMMY! How much longer do I have to keep telling you, the first thing to do after getting up is to MAKE YOUR BED!!!"

<img src="http://www.colute.net/cwm/otn/other/11doh.gif" alt="" />D'Oh... So can someone tell me why the pic won't be shown in other posts than Olorin's???<hr /></blockquote>I could...but it'd take too long to explain and I'd be violating many laws if I was to.

tyler_durden

05-22-2002, 02:05 PM

The police could not figure out who killed Jim. At least until they found several dead ants underneath Jim and an ant farm lying empty on the floor.

tyler_durden

05-22-2002, 02:19 PM

I am going to start the voting by casting mine for Pixi!!!!!

JBond

05-22-2002, 02:21 PM

I vote pixi.

A+

05-22-2002, 03:33 PM

Tyler's sounds funny but I'm too retarded to work out why, so I vote Headhunter.

tyler_durden

05-22-2002, 11:32 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
Tyler's sounds funny but I'm too retarded to work out why, so I vote Headhunter.<hr /></blockquote>I don't think that there is any rhyme or reason to it. Looking back on it, I have no idea why I posted that. I just wanted to post something about ants....

Knerys

05-22-2002, 11:34 PM

Pixi.

Olorin

05-22-2002, 11:37 PM

Seeing as I doubt pixi is going to count that as a win for me, I want to put in my own entry:
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<blockquote>code:<hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">Olorin: Hey, nice place man!

Guy laying on bed: Hey man, I don't even live here.

Olorin: Then what the hell are you doing in my caption photo? Get out!

Guy laying on bed: I can't! It's a frickin' photo! Photos don't move! You want me to move? Invent a "Best Caption" topic involving movies, you idiot.

Olorin: Oh, it's on. I'm gonna bust you up... more...</pre><hr /></blockquote>

[ 05-22-2002, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Hank Scorpio

05-23-2002, 10:36 AM

You've got issues man.

What the heck, I'll vote for Pixiness.

pixiness

05-23-2002, 01:29 PM

I've counted wins by default before (see reverse quotes). We'll just do what Major Legue Baseball did...

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins*
JBond 4 wins
Durden 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

tyler_durden

05-23-2002, 08:26 PM

Pixi: 4
Headhunter: 1

Unless someone else votes soon, Pixi win's again! :D

A+

05-24-2002, 08:08 AM

Damn. I thought mine was quite funny, even Jim who don't like me said so, would've liked just 1 sympathy vote... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

pixiness

05-24-2002, 08:43 AM

I'll wait as long as anyone wants to for any straggling votes... Just keep in mind that as of 4:30 PM CS! time I'll be gone until Tuesday - So if it comes to pass that I need to post something... Let me know before that. Okay?

If I don't end up winning... then ignore everything I just said.

Longshanks

05-24-2002, 10:01 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
Damn. I thought mine was quite funny, even Jim who don't like me said so, would've liked just 1 sympathy vote... :(<hr /></blockquote>Hey, I'll do you a deal - I'll vote for you if you vote for me - at least that way we don't come out of this completely humiliated. :confused: :rolleyes:

I VOTE FOR A+ :D

Olorin

05-24-2002, 12:59 PM

Pixi - You're up as far as I'm concerned, seeing as I would've voted for you too.

JBond

05-24-2002, 01:52 PM

Yes, anytime you'd like Pixi

A+

05-24-2002, 02:09 PM

I know I'm too late and already voted, but my one friend in this place (screw you Jim!) offered me a deal, so Longshanks, I vote for you! Happy raconteuring.

pixiness

05-24-2002, 04:24 PM

Okay... Enjoy

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />

pixiness

05-24-2002, 04:25 PM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Durden 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

A+

05-24-2002, 05:00 PM

"This is my handle, this is my spout. If only I could find my Taliban" (or something along those lines - I dunno, sounded clever in my head) :confused:

thebtskink

05-24-2002, 05:05 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Okay... Enjoy

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>"Bruce, do you think these fatiques make my thighs look fat?"

Knerys

05-24-2002, 05:07 PM

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />

The ultimate weapon against terrorism: The Macarena.

slinger

05-24-2002, 05:33 PM

Looks like I have to come out of semi-retirement with pixi notching six captions.

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />[/QB][/QUOTE]

"Oil.....need...oil."

Chambers

05-24-2002, 06:36 PM

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />

"It's no fun at all to dress like this for a press conference. Just look at my face! Do I look amused right now? Do I???"

HeadHunter

05-24-2002, 06:56 PM

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />
"well I am colonal sexpot and this is your Soldier Strip-a-gram"

Godzilla

05-24-2002, 08:35 PM

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />

The Army Get's Jiggy With It!

o/o/"Join the Army! Kick alot of ass and vote for George W. Bush!"o/o/

Olorin

05-24-2002, 10:19 PM

<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020524/capt.1022274854.afghan_franks_flco102.jpg" alt="" />

The way your dad looked at it, this podium was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the gooks were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this podium up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the podium. I hid this uncomfortable piece of wood up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the podium to you.

[ 05-24-2002, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

TyRoss

05-25-2002, 09:30 AM

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I remember little George when he was just this high.

A+

05-26-2002, 11:03 AM

Let's start the bidding. Not a great batch, but I vote Chambers.

slinger

05-26-2002, 11:07 AM

Olorin.

Chambers

05-26-2002, 03:36 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by A+:
Let's start the bidding. Not a great batch, but I vote Chambers.<hr /></blockquote>Thanx... Wait a moment, doesn't sound very good when thinking about it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

I vote TyRoss.

Peter

05-26-2002, 03:49 PM

TyRoss

HeadHunter

05-26-2002, 03:56 PM

Ty gets me Vote

Knerys

05-26-2002, 06:01 PM

TY.

thebtskink

05-26-2002, 06:20 PM

slinger. voters-think ruby red slippers

slinger

05-26-2002, 07:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by thebtskink:
slinger. voters-think ruby red slippers<hr /></blockquote>Or the Land of Oz.

JBond

05-26-2002, 11:56 PM

So Ty it is?

Chambers

05-27-2002, 09:34 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
So Ty it is?<hr /></blockquote>I guess so. 4 votes should be enough, as noone else got 3 yet...

TyRoss

05-27-2002, 10:37 AM

Wow first a win in my own Reverse Quotes and now this. OK here's a new one for ya (and for the record I would've voted Olorin).

<img src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/growin.jpg" alt="" />

Chambers

05-27-2002, 11:16 AM

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"Spread your legs a little more. I don't want to get your feet growing."

Rock4EverRapNever

05-27-2002, 12:25 PM

oh wow i can finally see your penis now, now we dont have to use a microscope to find it anymore

Godzilla

05-27-2002, 12:34 PM

<img src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/growin.jpg" alt="" />

As hard as they tried, Billy and Sally never really understood the phrase "Watering the flowers."

Frizzo the Clown

05-27-2002, 02:10 PM

<img src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/growin.jpg" alt="" />

The local Gardening club was never quite able to figure out the secret ingredient in Mary's "special fertilizer"

JBond

05-27-2002, 03:21 PM

<img src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/growin.jpg" alt="" />

The Soylent Green gardens

A+

05-27-2002, 04:01 PM

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Blind Mary was blissfully unaware of the young lad next door's latest practical joke. Boy was she in trouble when the gardener visited to mow the lawn later that year.

bbf2

05-27-2002, 04:02 PM

<img src="http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/growin.jpg" alt="" />

So I guess those tabloids were right about Martha Stewart!

Link

05-27-2002, 06:58 PM

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Soon enough Wendy learned her lesson to never water the Cementeries plants.

[ 05-27-2002, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

tyler_durden

05-27-2002, 11:16 PM

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In a strange twist of luck, Doomsday finds a pair of legs while frolicking through a field.

Olorin

05-28-2002, 03:36 AM

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Although Bobby did admit that he enjoyed it, he could never look Mrs. Krochwatter in the eyes ever again.

[ 05-28-2002, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

pixiness

05-28-2002, 09:36 AM

Hmmm.... Now I wish I had been online this weekend. I would have voted Olorin too. That would have made it a close match.

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Olorin 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
Durden 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
Hank Scorpio 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win