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Deexan
10-13-2008, 02:06 PM
bbf2

Ashift30
10-13-2008, 06:06 PM
thats not funny..

Obviously, you have forgotten his awesomely twisted view on life. :)

Ashift30
10-13-2008, 06:07 PM
Sir Ty

ChaCho
10-13-2008, 06:34 PM
JT

I was just saying, where has he been lately

ShnizMuffin
10-13-2008, 10:23 PM
Deexan

Ewok Droppings
10-14-2008, 01:23 AM
Deexan

donny
10-14-2008, 04:36 PM
Deexan

bbf2

Sir Ty

JT

Deexan

Deexan

Deexan-3
bbf2-1
Ser Ty- 1
JT-1

JBond
10-14-2008, 06:22 PM
Take it away, Deexan.

Alien
10-15-2008, 10:05 AM
If ever you need to caption a pic this one is the one that is crying out for it
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

Just a random suggection it's not for me to say.

Deexan
10-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Seeing as i'm busy*, what the hell...


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg


Thanks Alien.






*lazy

Ramplate
10-15-2008, 04:28 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg
Track officials found nothing in the rule book against it, and thanks to his new rider devouring the competition, "Old Glue Hoof" won one more Triple Crown.

JBond
10-15-2008, 07:32 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

If only the frame hadn't cut off the gazelle sitting on the lion's head.

Ser Ty Of Ross
10-16-2008, 12:08 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

Aslan gets sick of some punk @$$ little kids stealing all his thunder and decides to be a knight himself.

donny
10-16-2008, 01:13 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

I'm no horse racing expert, but that lion is a little too big to be a jockey.

JT3294
10-16-2008, 03:58 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg


The Lion King: SE DVD has an alternate scene to Mufasa's demise. Ultimately, Disney felt this was too gay.

Matrix_Fan
10-16-2008, 04:09 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

I don't know what's more disturbing; this picture, or the weirdos that get off on it.

bbf2
10-16-2008, 04:37 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

Thanks to the newly discovered bravery that the Wizard of Oz had given him, the Cowardly Lion finally had the courage to accomplish his lifelong dream: raping a horse.

Freelow
10-16-2008, 07:57 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg
Horse: Oh sh@t!! Oh Sh@t!! Oh Sh@t!! Oh Sh@t!!

ChaCho
10-16-2008, 01:54 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

As the new House at Hogwarts, Horsecluff got initiated by Gryffindor

FilmJerk
10-16-2008, 09:43 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

Kentucky Derby winner by default

Ashift30
10-17-2008, 12:24 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

So....Just maybe the mighty Lion (doesn't) sleep in the Jungle, the quiet jungle.

A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh

Klimber
10-17-2008, 03:04 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Lion2BAR0602_800x626.jpg

Biff suddenly regrets entering the clubs 1st annual Big Cats Polo match after Chet was devoured by a feisty lion. Maybe next year croc bowling.

JBond
10-17-2008, 03:31 PM
Freelow

Ramplate
10-17-2008, 04:32 PM
Klimber

Ashift30
10-17-2008, 04:51 PM
Freelow

Deexan
10-17-2008, 05:16 PM
Ty

donny
10-17-2008, 05:39 PM
Matrix Fan

Darth Maul
10-18-2008, 12:39 AM
Freelow

Matrix_Fan
10-18-2008, 12:53 AM
Freelow

IanTheCool
10-18-2008, 02:01 AM
Freelow

Ramplate
10-18-2008, 07:36 AM
Freelow has 5 votes already
anyone else has 1

JBond
10-18-2008, 02:48 PM
You can take it, Freelow.

Ramplate
10-22-2008, 09:42 AM
where's Freelow?

Knerys
10-22-2008, 11:46 AM
I ate him.

Ramplate
10-22-2008, 11:47 AM
Hope you have Tums

Matrix_Fan
10-22-2008, 01:31 PM
Dammit Knerys! How many times do I have to tell you? Stop eating members of CS!;)

Ashift30
10-22-2008, 01:45 PM
Ramplate is rested and ready...can he post for him?

Knerys
10-22-2008, 02:12 PM
Dammit Knerys! How many times do I have to tell you? Stop eating members of CS!;)

But I was hungry. :(

Matrix_Fan
10-22-2008, 02:21 PM
That's understandable. I ate Salty Dog before his ban was up.

Ramplate
10-22-2008, 03:41 PM
Ramplate is rested and ready...can he post for him?

I do have a couple possibilities

JBond
10-22-2008, 04:39 PM
Somebody post the picture where McCain is making that face toward Obama's rear from the debate.

Ramplate
10-22-2008, 04:56 PM
Never seen that one, but how's this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/bball.jpg

JBond
10-22-2008, 04:57 PM
That doesn't lend itself for much interpretation. It's funny on its own.

Ramplate
10-22-2008, 05:02 PM
You just have no imagination, ok how about this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

JBond
10-22-2008, 07:48 PM
Fine

JBond
10-22-2008, 07:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

The myth that figure skaters are great in the sack has been blown widely out of proportion.

Matrix_Fan
10-22-2008, 09:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

Beware the wrath of......FOOTFACE!!!!!

ChaCho
10-22-2008, 10:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth




P.S.
Liked the basketball picture Ramp

Nilade
10-23-2008, 03:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

You should see where she is wearing her ice skates...

Darth Maul
10-23-2008, 03:19 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

**** the silent hill games are really losing their touch!

IanTheCool
10-23-2008, 12:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

The Para-Olympic games reach new heights of achievement with the first headless medalist!

IanTheCool
10-23-2008, 12:10 PM
And just for fun because I like the other picture too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/bball.jpg

Sigmund Freud shows Chamberlain he ain't the only pimp in town.

Ashift30
10-23-2008, 03:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

Nadia failed miserably at her attempt of the Iron Lotus which was made famous by the legendary pairs team of Chazz Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy.

JT3294
10-23-2008, 05:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

China has a strict "first prace or die" poricy... meet rast years sirver metarist.

donny
10-24-2008, 12:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

Call me superficial all you want, but I'm not dating a girl without a head.

donny
10-24-2008, 08:48 PM
JBond

Ramplate
10-24-2008, 09:31 PM
Darth Maul

And my unofficial caption is

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg
The Olympic coaches told little Nadia that she was too short and needed to grow another foot

JBond
10-24-2008, 10:33 PM
donny

bbf2
10-25-2008, 05:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/gym.jpg

"Sleepy Hollow 2: Ichabod Crane at the Olympic Games"

IanTheCool
10-25-2008, 10:13 AM
bbf

Deexan
10-25-2008, 12:27 PM
donny

Darth Maul
10-25-2008, 12:35 PM
ian

Matrix_Fan
10-25-2008, 02:14 PM
Darth Maul

Ashift30
10-26-2008, 10:37 AM
Donny : )

JBond
10-26-2008, 03:03 PM
You can take it, donny.

ChaCho
10-26-2008, 03:15 PM
i liked ramplates unofficial one lol

Ramplate
10-26-2008, 03:18 PM
thanks, but you can't vote for it :D

ChaCho
10-26-2008, 03:22 PM
i wasnt, only said i liked it... conceited

Ramplate
10-26-2008, 03:28 PM
http://threadbomb.us/com/gallery/1_05_12_07_1_07_25.gif

ChaCho
10-26-2008, 03:31 PM
hahahahHAHAHAHA

JT3294
10-26-2008, 04:05 PM
http://threadbomb.us/com/gallery/1_05_12_07_1_07_25.gif

GOD! That creeps me out... I wish folks would stop exposing people that lol. :meanie:

chewie
10-26-2008, 11:52 PM
I think that's from the season three finale.

donny
10-27-2008, 02:03 AM
Sweet. I'll post one in a second.

donny
10-27-2008, 02:07 AM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

Ewok Droppings
10-27-2008, 04:07 AM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

Stunt doubles for Spinal Tap

Ramplate
10-27-2008, 08:10 AM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg


"Yeah, that's right buddy! My hog's a Big Wheel - Wanna make somethin' of it?"

Ser Ty Of Ross
10-27-2008, 08:24 AM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

The first picture of Louie finally revealled.

Matrix_Fan
10-27-2008, 02:37 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

Pudgy the Elf finally had enough of Santa's s**t and decided to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a KISS roadie.

JBond
10-27-2008, 03:49 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

My other midget is an Ewok.

Ashift30
10-27-2008, 05:39 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

Stunt doubles for Spinal Tap

STILL Laughing!

Ashift30
10-27-2008, 05:44 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

To quote the geat songwriter Randy Newman...."Short people got no reason to live."

FilmJerk
10-27-2008, 08:45 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

As you can see, Frizzo doesn't get out much

Deexan
10-28-2008, 11:49 AM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

Willow: The Twilight Years

Darth Maul
10-28-2008, 02:43 PM
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/155/4/1479480277/n1479480277_30015011_7121.jpg

NBC has approved more seasons of heroes....including midgets, this villain turns all the heroes into midgets and things get really....short with everyone

donny
10-28-2008, 11:40 PM
Ewok Droppings

IanTheCool
10-29-2008, 01:30 AM
jbond

Deexan
10-29-2008, 05:22 AM
Matrix

Ramplate
10-29-2008, 05:55 AM
Deexan

Freelow
10-29-2008, 07:28 AM
Ewok Droppings

Is this your caption for the photo or who you are voting for?

If it is your caption, I vote for Donny.

Ashift30
10-29-2008, 10:02 AM
Ewok

Darth Maul
10-29-2008, 10:47 AM
jbond

Ewok Droppings
10-29-2008, 11:55 AM
FilmJerk

Matrix_Fan
10-29-2008, 01:32 PM
Ewok Droppings

Justin
10-29-2008, 01:53 PM
Ewok Droppings

JBond
10-29-2008, 04:37 PM
Ramplate

Ewok Droppings
10-29-2008, 07:24 PM
Is this your caption for the photo or who you are voting for?

If it is your caption, I vote for Donny.

Not sure if that was a joke or not, but how could you possibly think it was his caption?

Freelow
10-30-2008, 09:13 AM
Not sure if that was a joke or not, but how could you possibly think it was his caption?

Yes, I did realize that he was voting for you. I was making a pun about the man's size in comparison to the fecal droppings of an Ewok. Well, at least I made myself laugh.

Ewok Droppings
10-30-2008, 11:53 AM
ahh, I see. :)

JBond
10-30-2008, 12:20 PM
You can take the next one, Ewok.

Ewok Droppings
10-30-2008, 01:36 PM
Not sure if this one has been posted already - and it's kind of well known, so I have a backup ready just in case it's been done before. Here goes:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Ramplate
10-30-2008, 02:01 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Dear Santa,

Stop watching me in the bathroom you perv!

Oh, and I wanna Bike! A red one!!

Antony

Ser Ty Of Ross
10-30-2008, 02:32 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Dear Mr Lee,

I think you've missed a key point in your movies about racism. There must be a huge conspiracy that everyone has overlooked, has no one noticed that all writing paper is white? I will take my revenge on this piece but please spread the word.

Your devoted fan,

Tyrone

Matrix_Fan
10-30-2008, 02:34 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

"THIS TEST IS RACIST!"

JBond
10-30-2008, 03:27 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

"I ****ing LOVE coloring!!"

Ewok Droppings
10-30-2008, 03:47 PM
"I ****ing LOVE coloring!!"

Cheater. ;)

JBond
10-30-2008, 03:59 PM
You asked for it. ;)

FilmJerk
10-30-2008, 10:04 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

lighting kids feet on fire while doing math doesn't improve their education

donny
10-31-2008, 01:19 AM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Mike Tyson just bit half his ear off.

Ashift30
10-31-2008, 08:38 AM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground
I will not play "Pimps and Ho's" on the playground

Knerys
10-31-2008, 11:38 AM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg
Howard Dean's speech writer.

Ewok Droppings
10-31-2008, 12:34 PM
LOL - good one Knerys. :)

Knerys
10-31-2008, 01:30 PM
Thanks, heh. I try. :)

JBond
10-31-2008, 01:35 PM
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/12/26/in_dean_1.jpghttp://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Ramplate
10-31-2008, 02:01 PM
Sure, pick on the former governor of Vermont :P

Ashift30
10-31-2008, 04:02 PM
LOL Too funny!

donny
11-01-2008, 01:03 AM
FilmJerk

JBond
11-01-2008, 01:31 AM
Knerys

Matrix_Fan
11-01-2008, 02:11 AM
Knerys

bbf2
11-03-2008, 06:14 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/coloring.jpg

Even at a young age, Kevin Garnett was just way too intense about everything.

Ramplate
11-03-2008, 06:36 PM
Knerys

IanTheCool
11-03-2008, 06:38 PM
knerys

Ramplate
11-03-2008, 06:47 PM
I think that will make it a majority

Ashift30
11-03-2008, 07:34 PM
knerys

Darth Maul
11-03-2008, 07:58 PM
knerys

JBond
11-03-2008, 09:03 PM
You can take it, Knerys

Knerys
11-04-2008, 03:36 PM
In honor of election day!

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

Ashift30
11-04-2008, 04:53 PM
You are Evil, Knerys.

Ramplate
11-04-2008, 05:02 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--


Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
Voted NO on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
I guess anyone can change their minds.

Ewok Droppings
11-04-2008, 05:14 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

Obama "spills the beans" to McCain after their debate. Senator McCain's health never fully recovers.

donny
11-04-2008, 06:26 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

McCain: "There's my gum!"

IanTheCool
11-04-2008, 06:40 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

McCain: "Ha! look at me, I'm Obama! I'm so stupid! Blah blah blah, la la la."

Ashift30
11-05-2008, 08:20 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

"Once you go black, you never go back"

JT3294
11-05-2008, 08:27 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

"My precious... gives it to us... we wants it."

FilmJerk
11-05-2008, 09:17 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

Barack Obama's Zombie Apocalypse

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-05-2008, 10:50 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

I guess the puppeteer was a little lazy on the strings that day.

Freelow
11-05-2008, 01:16 PM
McCain: "Ha! look at me, I'm Obama! I'm so stupid! Blah blah blah, la la la."

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud.

IanTheCool

Matrix_Fan
11-05-2008, 01:18 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

The chest burster that would come out of McCain 2 seconds later was the true reason why Obama became president.

Klimber
11-05-2008, 02:00 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

After a through licking of his hind-quarters pre debate, John McCain's hairball reared its ugly head just as they were going on stage.

{Hack} {Hack} {Hack}

Ramplate
11-05-2008, 02:18 PM
"My precious... gives it to us... we wants it."

That was too easy :P

ChaCho
11-10-2008, 02:10 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

RED LIGHT!!!

Darth Maul
11-10-2008, 02:46 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081016/i/r1772410910.jpg?x=400&y=303&q=85&sig=14VeZ1i8CUsxeyG4fnGe4A--

McCain: Oh God, Barack what did you eat?!

JBond
11-10-2008, 08:14 PM
IanTHeCOol

Ramplate
11-10-2008, 09:33 PM
yeah that was good :D

Ian

donny
11-10-2008, 09:35 PM
iAnThEcOoL

Klimber
11-10-2008, 09:49 PM
ChaCho

Ewok Droppings
11-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Jt

Justin
11-10-2008, 10:56 PM
Jt3294

Darth Maul
11-10-2008, 11:12 PM
jt

Nilade
11-10-2008, 11:47 PM
Jt

IanTheCool
11-11-2008, 12:15 AM
ashift

JBond
11-11-2008, 04:09 PM
Tied, four a piece.

Matrix_Fan
11-11-2008, 08:34 PM
IanTheCool

JBond
11-11-2008, 09:48 PM
You can take it, Ian.

JT3294
11-11-2008, 10:04 PM
ballz

IanTheCool
11-12-2008, 12:55 AM
Cool, I'll have one up in a moment.

IanTheCool
11-12-2008, 01:04 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

Matrix_Fan
11-12-2008, 01:17 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

"Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!"

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-12-2008, 02:04 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

Man where's a Tiger when you need him.

JBond
11-12-2008, 02:08 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

"Holy s**t! Did you see that putt?!?"

bbf2
11-12-2008, 04:05 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

"Looks like John Daly forgot to shave today"

IanTheCool
11-12-2008, 09:44 AM
lol I knew someone was gonna bring up John Daly.

Ramplate
11-12-2008, 09:53 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg
"BEAR!"
"'Bear?' don't you mean 'Fore!'??"
"No! BEAR!!!!"

ChaCho
11-12-2008, 11:28 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

A new insurance company comes out of the woods.
it is believed it came out screaming, "dont join geico!!"

ShnizMuffin
11-12-2008, 11:29 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

FilmJerk
11-12-2008, 12:34 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

The best security system available

Klimber
11-12-2008, 02:40 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

Jeez Cliff, You said that our fourth was "The Golden Bear" not a frakin real bear!!

Ewok Droppings
11-12-2008, 04:54 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg

Dr. Doolittle exacts his revenge on his old golfing buddies for calling him retarded. They'll never question his abilities anymore!

donny
11-12-2008, 09:08 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg


"Where is the one they call Tiger?"

JBond
11-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Am I the only one who reads the others first? ;)

donny
11-12-2008, 10:18 PM
I'm just lazy.

chewie
11-13-2008, 08:31 AM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z74/IanTheCool/hilarious6.jpg


"I told you we should have paid the green fees!"

ChaCho
11-13-2008, 10:41 PM
Matrix Fan

JBond
11-13-2008, 10:43 PM
Matrix Fan, I laughed quite a bit.

IanTheCool
11-13-2008, 11:56 PM
bbf2

jbond gets honourary mention

donny
11-14-2008, 02:44 AM
FilmJerk

chewie
11-14-2008, 07:51 AM
Definately Matrix Fan

Ramplate
11-14-2008, 09:19 AM
Jbond

JBond
11-14-2008, 03:23 PM
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to laugh at mine. ;)

Deexan
11-14-2008, 05:09 PM
chewie

Ashift30
11-16-2008, 07:16 PM
Who won? 2 day lull

Ramplate
11-16-2008, 08:37 PM
Matrix 3
bbf2 1
FilmJerk 1
Chewie 1
Jbond 1

JBond
11-16-2008, 09:45 PM
You can take it, Matrix.

Matrix_Fan
11-17-2008, 02:32 AM
While we're on the subject of crazy animals....

http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Darth Maul
11-17-2008, 02:49 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS A DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewok Droppings
11-17-2008, 02:57 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Open a little wider like this.... yeah - perfect. Yep, you have a cavity, and some hay stuck in there.

Ramplate
11-17-2008, 03:47 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

"AHHHHHHHH! It's the MOB!!!"
"No Billy, the other end is still attached. No more movies like that for you, and you need to stop sleeping in the car."

Freelow
11-17-2008, 09:38 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg[/QUOTE]

Bababooey.

Klimber
11-17-2008, 12:06 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Oh *****! That donkey just swallowed my wedding ring!

JBond
11-17-2008, 03:11 PM
I think we've done this one, but I don't mind...nor am I positive.

JBond
11-17-2008, 03:12 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

You hit Wiiiiiiiiiiilbuuuur!!!!

donny
11-17-2008, 05:05 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

What a Jackass.

FilmJerk
11-17-2008, 05:06 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

The after effects of both trying to eat a quadruple meat burger

chewie
11-17-2008, 05:26 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

"All right kid. Hand over the dough and no ones will get hurt."

JT3294
11-17-2008, 06:41 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Hilary Swank's tenure as a server at Sonic was brief but ill fated nonetheless.

Ashift30
11-18-2008, 10:20 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Gas to pick up your son for custody weekend - $30

Tickets to Safariland - $24

Specially balanced nutricianal animal feed - $16

Scaring the **** out of "momma's boy" just before you drop him off at you ex's house while not having to hear the nightmare screams all week - Priceless

IanTheCool
11-18-2008, 10:40 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Moo

bbf2
11-18-2008, 10:46 AM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Ricky immediately regretted his decision to attend the University of Georgia once he got there and saw what the women looked like.

Freelow
11-18-2008, 02:01 PM
Ricky immediately regretted his decision to attend the University of Georgia once he got there and saw what the women looked like.


That is the worst insult I have ever heard a donkey get.

Deexan
11-18-2008, 04:01 PM
http://msp172.photobucket.com/albums/w24/ikozy23/funny_picture_kid_and_animal.jpg

Just another day at the office for Little Jimmy, the donkey impersonator.

JBond
11-18-2008, 07:35 PM
Freelow.

And I don't get yours, Filmjerk.

donny
11-18-2008, 08:30 PM
Jt

Ewok Droppings
11-18-2008, 09:18 PM
Darth Maul

Ashift30
11-18-2008, 10:58 PM
Jibbs

IanTheCool
11-18-2008, 11:11 PM
Darth Maul

Darth Maul
11-18-2008, 11:22 PM
bbf2

Matrix_Fan
11-18-2008, 11:25 PM
Darth Maul

Ramplate
11-19-2008, 04:26 AM
Jbond

Deexan
11-19-2008, 07:48 AM
Ian

Ramplate
11-19-2008, 08:23 AM
The vote so far

Freelow 1
jt 1
Darth 3
Jbond 2
bbf2 1
Ian 1

JBond
11-19-2008, 03:21 PM
Maybe we should let it go one more vote or two. ;)

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-20-2008, 02:09 AM
Ah what the hell..... JBond (just to make him happy)

cg124
11-20-2008, 03:40 AM
Jbond

IanTheCool
11-20-2008, 09:40 AM
The vote so far

Freelow 1
jt 1
Darth 3
Jbond 2
bbf2 1
Ian 1

lol I can't believe I got a vote for "moo".

Ashift30
11-20-2008, 10:07 AM
I kind of actually like it, "Moo" caught me off guard and made me laugh. 2nd choice.

JBond
11-20-2008, 11:10 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

IanTheCool
11-21-2008, 12:08 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

New York's newest tourist attraction Flushing Meadows.

Matrix_Fan
11-21-2008, 12:19 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

"And over here we have the Toilet Bolls. We add in a new toilet every time Uwe Boll makes a movie."

Darth Maul
11-21-2008, 12:46 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

White castle Burger Rehab

donny
11-21-2008, 01:06 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

Where the hell is the toilet paper?

Ramplate
11-21-2008, 05:14 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg



In the harshest place on earth, help finds a way.
This is the incredible true story, of a family's journey to bring relief into the world.
March of the Toilets

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-21-2008, 11:04 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

You know your day will be crap when.......

Deexan
11-21-2008, 11:38 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

ATEN-HUT!

TOILET #3, DO YOU THINK IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO STAND TO ATTENTION WITH YOUR LID UNCLOSED?

SIR, NO SIR.

YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP, TOILET #3. DO YOU COPY?

SIR, YES SIR.

At ease, toilets.

ChaCho
11-23-2008, 01:23 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

so thats were all the money from wallstreet ended up

Ewok Droppings
11-23-2008, 01:45 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

Japan's new business craze includes pilates, morning meditation and open area toilet breaks for all their employees. Current statistics show a tremendous rise in morale amongst employed males.

FilmJerk
11-23-2008, 02:37 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

Musical Toilets: The secret mechanical dildo version

Ewok Droppings
11-23-2008, 02:47 AM
Maybe we should let it go one more vote or two. ;)
I like the way you milked it. ;) smooth!

JT3294
11-23-2008, 06:40 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

I, Robot's original script didn't quite have the same effect...

Ashift30
11-23-2008, 05:57 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/344014536.jpg

Some days it feels like you flushed your whole life away.

IanTheCool
11-23-2008, 07:33 PM
Deexan

Ramplate gets honourable mention.

JBond
11-23-2008, 09:57 PM
Darth Maul

Ramplate
11-23-2008, 09:58 PM
jt

Matrix_Fan
11-24-2008, 01:21 AM
Darth Maul

donny
11-24-2008, 01:48 AM
Deexan

Darth Maul
11-24-2008, 02:10 AM
ashift

Deexan
11-24-2008, 04:47 AM
Ewok

Ashift30
11-26-2008, 08:16 AM
Ian

chewie
12-01-2008, 06:09 PM
Deexan

IanTheCool
12-01-2008, 06:11 PM
Deexan-3
Darth Maul-2
Ewok-1
ashift-1
me-1
jt-1

I think Deexan has this one

JBond
12-01-2008, 07:15 PM
Take it away, Deex.

Deexan
12-04-2008, 06:11 AM
Sorry for the delay, i've been on holiday for a week.

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

bbf2
12-04-2008, 08:03 AM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

Pilot: "Sorry for the delay, I've been on holiday for a week."

Ser Ty Of Ross
12-04-2008, 11:01 AM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

I told you to go before we left.

IanTheCool
12-04-2008, 11:49 AM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

Surprisingly enough, the plane was not at fault.

JBond
12-04-2008, 01:41 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

Opposite side parking's a b****.

Matrix_Fan
12-04-2008, 01:47 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

"Oh, your face will be red when they find the black box on this one."

Darth Maul
12-04-2008, 02:08 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Nilade
12-04-2008, 02:23 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

Awesome! There's still 48 minutes left on the parking meter!

insaneMoViEgoer
12-04-2008, 03:51 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg
Just another nickel and dime tactic from the airlines, paying for a safe landing.

JheyDC
12-04-2008, 04:39 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg

We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies and almost making a perfect landing in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."

Ramplate
12-04-2008, 04:56 PM
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/oops.jpg
"Okie dokey everyone *hic* remember where we parked!"