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Knerys
01-25-2008, 09:39 PM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/Chacho17/soccer-butt-ball.jpg
I don't think this what they meant when they said "Bend it like Beckham...."

IanTheCool
01-25-2008, 09:51 PM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/Chacho17/soccer-butt-ball.jpg


"Hurry up and kick it! This is really hard to balance!"

FilmJerk
01-25-2008, 10:14 PM
Knerys :lol:

ChaCho
01-25-2008, 11:01 PM
you all made some funny captions on this one lol

ZombieMan
01-26-2008, 09:58 AM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/Chacho17/soccer-butt-ball.jpg
Thats why he was constipated for so long!

Ser Ty Of Ross
01-26-2008, 10:08 AM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/Chacho17/soccer-butt-ball.jpg

And Armando finally understood what it felt like to give birth.

Ashift30
01-26-2008, 01:47 PM
lol actually ashift i was gonna vote for your first one

Why Thank you for the kind thought. The only thing funnier is Mexican League Soccer. Priests and Holy Water at every match to heal the diving dead.

World Cup Rocks!

ZombieMan
01-26-2008, 09:03 PM
JBond gets my vote!

JBond
01-26-2008, 10:59 PM
Filmjerk

Knerys
01-27-2008, 12:23 AM
bbf2

Dan's_Gurl
01-27-2008, 12:42 AM
knerys :funny:

Ashift30
01-27-2008, 03:44 AM
Knerys.

Darth Maul
01-27-2008, 03:51 AM
Knerys

Ramplate
01-27-2008, 06:06 AM
knerys

JBond
01-27-2008, 01:47 PM
Knerys wins, A-GAIN! :rolleyes:

Knerys
01-28-2008, 03:31 PM
Well sorry! I didn't realize people actually got my humor. :p


Pic in a minute.

Knerys
01-28-2008, 04:26 PM
take two....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Brock Landers
01-28-2008, 04:57 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

"Walt Disney, minus the racism."

JBond
01-28-2008, 07:31 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

This isn't a picture, it's a 15 second clip.

IanTheCool
01-28-2008, 08:48 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Cast Away 2: The Antarctic

Ser Ty Of Ross
01-28-2008, 10:31 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

The propsed crossover between Passion of the Christ and Narnia somehow didn't get green lit.

ChaCho
01-28-2008, 11:08 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

This is why the gods loved Olympus

insaneMoViEgoer
01-28-2008, 11:12 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

"You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful it's true"

Ashift30
01-28-2008, 11:26 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

That Wacky Jesus.... When he said he'd get in the water "when Hell freezes over," the disciples forgot he had a "powerful" sense of humor.

donny
01-28-2008, 11:39 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Somebody forgot to use conditioner....

FilmJerk
01-28-2008, 11:44 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Looks like someone finally bought the infamous hair gel from There's Something About Mary off Ebay

Ramplate
01-29-2008, 04:07 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Old Man Winter goes to the spa in the off season

Matrix_Fan
01-29-2008, 04:18 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

"This week on FOX....The World's Wildest Bathing Mishaps! Tune in at 9/8c!"

Knerys
01-29-2008, 04:19 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

This isn't a picture, it's a 15 second clip.

......wait is that your caption...or is it really a clip?

Nilade
01-29-2008, 04:41 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Jack Frost's Obsession is tranquil bathing on a cool winter morning. What's your Obsession? Obsession For Men.

Handsome Rob
01-29-2008, 07:42 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0
If you think this is funny, you should see my genitals.

Darth Maul
01-29-2008, 12:15 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Imagine after he has to sneeze

Ewok Droppings
01-29-2008, 01:07 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Frizzo takes his date skinny dipping.

ZombieMan
01-29-2008, 04:54 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0
I think that this guy has taken more shots to the face, than Jenna Jameson!

JBond
01-29-2008, 08:13 PM
......wait is that your caption...or is it really a clip?

Thank you for showing me how few votes I'm going to get, at least now I won't be surprised. ;)

Ser Ty Of Ross
01-29-2008, 09:29 PM
JBond ;)

Unless I can vote Knerys for her caption of JBond's caption ;)

IanTheCool
01-29-2008, 10:03 PM
rob

bbf2
01-29-2008, 10:25 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123824688_5997b3782b.jpg?v=0

Back in his wild college years, Santa Claus decided to go streaking through the North Pole. It did not take him long to realize this was a bad idea.

And that, kids, is the story of why Santa Claus's beard is white.

And why his genitals don't work.

Darth Maul
01-29-2008, 10:57 PM
rob

Knerys
01-30-2008, 01:48 AM
Thank you for showing me how few votes I'm going to get, at least now I won't be surprised. ;)

You're welcome. :(

ChaCho
01-30-2008, 12:03 PM
ZombieMan

Handsome Rob
01-30-2008, 12:26 PM
JBond

cablelan37
01-30-2008, 12:30 PM
Its a toss between jbond and rob. But im gonna have to go with rob's.

donny
01-30-2008, 01:12 PM
rob. made me laugh real hard.

Knerys
01-30-2008, 01:17 PM
Rob.

Sorry Jibbs I just don't get it. :(

JBond
01-30-2008, 02:16 PM
It's funny because he's FROZEN! It doesn't matter if its a still frame or a movie because they would look the SAME! Nobody gets me :(

Siiigh, I'm voting for Rob.

Ashift30
01-30-2008, 03:16 PM
Rob

Handsome Rob
01-30-2008, 03:18 PM
It's funny because he's FROZEN! It doesn't matter if its a still frame or a movie because they would look the SAME! Nobody gets me :(

Siiigh, I'm voting for Rob.

I got it JBond, I actually thought it was pretty funny.

Knerys
01-30-2008, 04:08 PM
It's funny because he's FROZEN! It doesn't matter if its a still frame or a movie because they would look the SAME! Nobody gets me :(

Siiigh, I'm voting for Rob.

Oooooooooooh.......I fail. Blame the lack of sleep. :(

Ashift30
01-30-2008, 04:47 PM
He was as frozen as this thread. When is the new pic?

ZombieMan
01-30-2008, 06:00 PM
Ty Ross

Ramplate
01-30-2008, 06:36 PM
Ser Ty

Ramplate
01-30-2008, 06:39 PM
JBond ;)

Unless I can vote Knerys for her caption of JBond's caption ;)

rob

rob

ZombieMan

JBond

Its a toss between jbond and rob. But im gonna have to go with rob's.

rob. made me laugh real hard.

Rob.

Sorry Jibbs I just don't get it. :(

It's funny because he's FROZEN! It doesn't matter if its a still frame or a movie because they would look the SAME! Nobody gets me :(

Siiigh, I'm voting for Rob.

Rob

Ty Ross

Ser Ty

Must be Rob's

JBond
01-30-2008, 07:29 PM
Yeah, you can take it Rob.

Handsome Rob
01-30-2008, 07:30 PM
If you guys don't mind, I'll have to post it in the morning as my flash drive with all of my pics is still at work. If not, it's not a big deal.

IanTheCool
01-30-2008, 07:37 PM
WHAT?? unacceptable! it has to go up tongiht. i must provide a caption BEFORE i go to bed, ensuring the proper flow of the week!



I'm joking. im sure no one will care. lol

ZombieMan
01-30-2008, 08:25 PM
I care...OK?!!!







J/K

Ashift30
01-31-2008, 12:17 AM
WHAT?? unacceptable! it has to go up tongiht. i must provide a caption BEFORE i go to bed, ensuring the proper flow of the week!



I'm joking. im sure no one will care. lol


LOL actually Ian meant to say "proper flow of the weak."

*Glove Slap*

:csgrin:

Handsome Rob
01-31-2008, 07:29 AM
You guys are so understanding....thanks...........here ya go!

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg


edited for reasons of stupidity

Ramplate
01-31-2008, 08:41 AM
Hey you're not supposed to caption your own pic :P

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

After posing for pictures with the appetizer he choked down Rosie O'Donnell for lunch

Handsome Rob
01-31-2008, 08:43 AM
^^^Yeah, I didn't think so, but got lost in the moment. I have edited it.

Knerys
01-31-2008, 09:18 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg
Proof opposites attract.

ZombieMan
01-31-2008, 11:06 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg
Who's suckin' who's boobies?!

donny
01-31-2008, 11:49 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Just five minutes ago, that girl had her dog.... and her little sister.

Ashift30
01-31-2008, 11:53 AM
:) Let's see how many captions we can get censored today.

Ashift30
01-31-2008, 11:57 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Roscoe and Miley are at the fertility clinic still trying to figure out why she can't get pregnant. They failed to grasp the whole "Square peg in a round hole" explaination.

ShnizMuffin
01-31-2008, 12:30 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

And he just lost 150 pounds

FilmJerk
01-31-2008, 01:15 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Miley Cyrus' body double isn't very convincing

Jason Krueger
01-31-2008, 01:52 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg


Holy crap that is so sexy, now all you guys have to do is try to figure out which one I'm talking about.

ChaCho
01-31-2008, 02:25 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

(8) everybody has those days, everybody makes mistakes(8)

Ser Ty Of Ross
02-01-2008, 12:38 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

It was only after several women went missing that the African Cannibals Sumo League was forced out of buisness.

Darth Maul
02-01-2008, 01:24 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

girl like's 'em BIG

Matrix_Fan
02-01-2008, 01:56 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Miley Cyrus' parents disapproved her new boyfriend. She then had them eaten.

JBond
02-01-2008, 02:46 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Yet, somehow, both people are an insult to the starving children of the world.

bbf2
02-01-2008, 07:27 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Hannah Montana, and a man the size of Montana.

Handsome Rob
02-01-2008, 07:28 AM
JBond

IanTheCool
02-01-2008, 10:00 AM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Ruben Studdard gets all the b*****s.

Knerys
02-01-2008, 10:05 AM
hahah Jibbs!

Ashift30
02-01-2008, 12:04 PM
Ian

Freelow
02-01-2008, 12:18 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd186/KPeck35/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg

Hootchie mama. That must be one hell of an expense report for hamburgers.

Ramplate
02-01-2008, 06:04 PM
Filmjerk

ChaCho
02-01-2008, 10:59 PM
hahaha JBond LOL

Darth Maul
02-01-2008, 11:28 PM
matrix fan

Matrix_Fan
02-01-2008, 11:31 PM
Darth

JBond
02-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Freelow, for his Subway reference.

donny
02-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Jbond

ZombieMan
02-02-2008, 05:41 PM
Ramplate

chewie
02-03-2008, 01:25 AM
bbf2

Ser Ty Of Ross
02-03-2008, 08:05 AM
Ahhhh what the heck..... JBond

Ramplate
02-03-2008, 09:00 AM
take it Jibbs

JBond
02-03-2008, 12:57 PM
Woo hoo!

Ashift30
02-04-2008, 09:50 AM
JB...who's posting?

sshuttari
02-04-2008, 10:14 AM
Jb

JBond
02-04-2008, 12:13 PM
Oh right, sorry. I'm at school now, I'll try and get one up tonight.

Ashift30
02-04-2008, 11:34 PM
JB, need help?

JBond
02-04-2008, 11:44 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

sshuttari
02-04-2008, 11:54 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Hillary's reaction to the Monica Lewinski scandal.

Matrix_Fan
02-05-2008, 01:05 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Obama? THIS...IS.....CLINTON!

Ser Ty Of Ross
02-05-2008, 01:11 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Her mama always said that is she made that face long enough.... and sure enough she was right.

Ramplate
02-05-2008, 03:11 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
"Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate in the voting booth"

bbf2
02-05-2008, 08:09 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Hillary finally feels the effects of the Snuke.

Ashift30
02-05-2008, 09:44 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

In the next sequel of ALIEN, Ripley's Commander in Chief gives birth to a baby alien which was confused with Pesident Clinton's already acid tongue.

Handsome Rob
02-05-2008, 09:48 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
"....and when I walked into the Oval Office on them this is what Monica was doing...."

Ramplate
02-05-2008, 09:53 AM
I just thought of another one :D

IanTheCool
02-05-2008, 10:19 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
If you vote for me, i will eat your soul!!

chewie
02-05-2008, 12:20 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg


ALLAAAAAAAARRRRRM!

FilmJerk
02-05-2008, 12:21 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
The Body Snatchers have returned!

ChaCho
02-05-2008, 12:30 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg


Mmmm, so that's how thick Bill's dick is..... who would have known?

Ashift30
02-05-2008, 12:52 PM
wow, we'll see if that one makes it past the censors.

donny
02-05-2008, 02:28 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

"Hey don't take credit for that! I taught bill that move!... Not Monica."

Handsome Rob
02-05-2008, 02:30 PM
wow, we'll see if that one makes it past the censors.

Maybe he meant Dick Cheney.....

Ramplate
02-05-2008, 05:59 PM
Maybe he meant Dick Cheney.....

with those dentures - more like Dick Hertz ;)

Darth Maul
02-05-2008, 06:14 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Hillary Clinton: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.
Barack Obama: You're insane.
Hillary Clinton : No! No, not that the other thing. Come on, I know it's on the tip of your tongue.
Barack Obama : The Clintons will never...
Hillary Clinton: WRONG!!!!

ZombieMan
02-05-2008, 06:36 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
Who knew that she had tourettes?!

sabin26
02-05-2008, 06:46 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
I AM XENU, OBEY ME!!!

Knerys
02-05-2008, 07:36 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg
Holy ****! It's Howard Dean in disguise!!

ShnizMuffin
02-05-2008, 07:50 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/7317724/302447683.jpg

Shocked that people were voting for her, Hillary Clinton is actually showing some sort of emotion. As you can tell, it's not looking good.

JBond
02-05-2008, 07:52 PM
The Body Snatchers have returned!

I was hoping someone would mention that when I posted it.

IanTheCool
02-05-2008, 08:36 PM
matrix fan

FilmJerk
02-05-2008, 08:49 PM
bbf. dont know what that means but it made me lol

Ramplate
02-05-2008, 09:07 PM
Flimjerk

That's the second one I thought of :) perfect pose for it

chewie
02-05-2008, 09:07 PM
bbf. dont know what that means but it made me lol

South Park reference

bbf2

JBond
02-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Filmjerk

Ashift30
02-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Nobody appriated mydisgust for Hillary?

Knery made me laugh, I got it. Knery

sabin26
02-05-2008, 11:11 PM
I appreciate it Ashift30

Knerys was good...I can't believe nobody got mine either though.

Darth Maul
02-06-2008, 12:16 AM
Filmjerk

Deexan
02-06-2008, 09:41 AM
filmjerk

ZombieMan
02-06-2008, 10:38 AM
Ser Ty

sshuttari
02-06-2008, 01:26 PM
handsome rob

donny
02-06-2008, 02:16 PM
Darth Maul

Matrix_Fan
02-06-2008, 04:22 PM
Darth Maul

AlfA P.O.A.
02-06-2008, 05:27 PM
Knerys

Ramplate
02-07-2008, 03:53 AM
matrix fan

bbf. dont know what that means but it made me lol

Flimjerk

That's the second one I thought of :) perfect pose for it

South Park reference

bbf2

Filmjerk

Nobody appriated mydisgust for Hillary?

Knery made me laugh, I got it. Knery

I appreciate it Ashift30

Knerys was good...I can't believe nobody got mine either though.

Filmjerk

filmjerk

Ser Ty

handsome rob

Darth Maul

Darth Maul

Knerys

Matrixfan 1
bbf2 2
Filmjerk 4
Knerys 3
Ser Ty 1
Handsome Rob 1
Darth Maul 2

Ashift30
02-07-2008, 11:39 AM
damn, snubbed again.

JBond
02-07-2008, 04:43 PM
You can take it, Filmjerk.

FilmJerk
02-07-2008, 05:18 PM
sweet. sticking with the politicians.....
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

JBond
02-07-2008, 05:22 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

Here's an interesting piece, the last known photograph of Mick Romedy or whoever when asked how many votes he got.

donny
02-07-2008, 05:22 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

Let me just say one thing. Since my run for office, I have never lied to the American people. Except for that.... and that.

Ramplate
02-07-2008, 06:18 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"It's about this big around after the special interest groups have their way with ya."

Ashift30
02-07-2008, 06:25 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg


In a last ditch effort to meet the mental quality of Hillary Clinton's supporters, Mitt Romney threw down a tragically hip shadow puppet version of "Little Bunny Foo-Foo," to no avail.

IanTheCool
02-07-2008, 06:27 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"Read my lips: I suck ****"

Deexan
02-07-2008, 06:27 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

Prior to his withdrawal from the Presidency race, Mitt Romney's Monica Lewinski impression went down a storm at a Republican fundraiser.

petergriffin246
02-07-2008, 07:15 PM
sweet. sticking with the politicians.....
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"After a long day full of speeches I go home lock the door and do this. Yeah thats right I love to make this face in the mirror.

Ewok Droppings
02-07-2008, 07:38 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"For all of you out there who think you will actually get universal health coverage - let me give you some statistical showings of how much of that is really ever going to happen."

ShnizMuffin
02-07-2008, 08:06 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

This is the amount of times I have stayed consistent with the political issues at hand.

FilmJerk
02-07-2008, 11:09 PM
not sure if this has been discussed, but should there be a limit on how many captions there should be? maybe like 10 or something?

Darth Maul
02-08-2008, 03:09 AM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"Insert Dick Joke"

bbf2
02-08-2008, 06:28 AM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

"According to Mormonism, this is the size of the largest circle of Heaven that Obama can get into."

Handsome Rob
02-08-2008, 07:28 AM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg
"After seeing the results of Super Tuesday, my sphincter muscle puckered up like this, that is why I am dropping from the race."

ZombieMan
02-08-2008, 09:14 AM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg
"Bill told me that Hillary's ******* is like that of a 7 year old."

*Had to throw in the disgusting Borat reference, LOL*

JBond
02-08-2008, 01:33 PM
No you didn't.

FilmJerk
02-08-2008, 03:52 PM
Ramplate lol

ChaCho
02-08-2008, 04:14 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

:lol:
yeah thats how much money he got now that his campaing is over

JBond
02-08-2008, 04:24 PM
Shouldn't we decide how funny yours is. ;)

IanTheCool
02-08-2008, 05:17 PM
ramplate

Ramplate
02-08-2008, 06:08 PM
Ashift Tragically hip lol

Deexan
02-08-2008, 08:25 PM
JBond

Handsome Rob
02-08-2008, 08:56 PM
ZombieMan

ChaCho
02-08-2008, 08:58 PM
Shouldn't we decide how funny yours is. ;)

:P true

bbf2

Ser Ty Of Ross
02-08-2008, 09:18 PM
http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mitt-romney.jpg

See I can be multicultural O-TAY!!!!

JBond
02-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Ramplate

Ashift30
02-09-2008, 05:34 PM
Ashift Tragically hip lol

Luv ya, man!

JBond
02-09-2008, 11:21 PM
You can take this one, Ramplate.

Ramplate
02-10-2008, 03:36 AM
um... ok. not many votes that time
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Matrix_Fan
02-10-2008, 04:06 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Charlie's Angels 3 proved to be a flop once the roles were given to the Hilton sisters and a midget.

Darth Maul
02-10-2008, 04:17 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg
So thats how girls pass gas.

Ser Ty Of Ross
02-10-2008, 07:48 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

The only thing scarier than the bed head was waking up to realize Paris was still her sister.

ZombieMan
02-10-2008, 10:56 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg
Worst broadway performance of the year goes to....The Hilton sisters!

Deexan
02-10-2008, 11:10 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

So dumb they can't even get the YMCA dance right...

IanTheCool
02-10-2008, 12:26 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

*edit*

JBond
02-10-2008, 02:37 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Not even they know what they're doing anymore.

FilmJerk
02-10-2008, 03:11 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Having a spiritual movement in church is different for everyone

Knerys
02-10-2008, 03:24 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Hilton and company's stint as mimes was shortlived.

Ashift30
02-10-2008, 04:00 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

One hit wonders AQUA's inspiration for their bimboistic song "Barbie Girl."

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

halo7
02-10-2008, 04:47 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

****ing stupid ass whores.

IanTheCool
02-10-2008, 05:54 PM
i have one but i dont think its appropriate. how old are these girls?

Ashift30
02-10-2008, 06:01 PM
i have one but i dont think its appropriate. how old are these girls?

Dude, Paris Hilton.

IanTheCool
02-10-2008, 06:43 PM
oh i thought it just looked like her. okay then

IanTheCool
02-10-2008, 08:47 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

One of the demonstrators showed what would happen if you said yes, while the other demonstrated how to say no during the school's new "both-sides-of-the-story" approach to sex-ed.

donny
02-10-2008, 11:50 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Paris Hilton makes her secret sign to acknowledge all the people she slept with in the bar. Unfortunately, everyone in the bar knew the sign.

bbf2
02-11-2008, 07:13 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

Despite the fact that Nikki was having sex against the wall with the Invisible Man at the time, Paris was still the sluttiest person in the room.

donny
02-11-2008, 03:02 PM
Deexan

ChaCho
02-11-2008, 03:16 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

The new Spice Girls don't what they really really want

Freelow
02-11-2008, 06:06 PM
Um, who's the brunette with Paris? She looks pretty cute.

ZombieMan
02-11-2008, 06:24 PM
donny

chewie
02-11-2008, 06:26 PM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg

"Just a second here. I just learned the disappearing thumb trick."

JBond
02-11-2008, 07:49 PM
Um, who's the brunette with Paris? She looks pretty cute.

donny

:eek:

JBond
02-11-2008, 07:50 PM
halo7

Ramplate
02-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Deexan

donny
02-11-2008, 10:06 PM
:eek:

It was only a matter of time before someone figured out my secret.

Darth Maul
02-12-2008, 12:53 AM
chewie

Freelow
02-12-2008, 07:44 AM
http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/wp-content/paris_83.jpg


Seriously, who's the brunette on the left?

It looks like a mix of Summer Glau (new terminator and River from Firefly) and Shakira.

halo7
02-12-2008, 04:40 PM
I am guessing it is Nikki Hilton with her eyes closed maybe.

JBond
02-12-2008, 08:11 PM
Did someone win yet?

donny
02-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Well, Deexan has 2 votes. But there haven't been that many.

JBond
02-12-2008, 10:42 PM
You can take it, Deexan.

Deexan
02-13-2008, 03:44 PM
*edited*

donny
02-13-2008, 03:49 PM
Someone has taken the expression 'balls to the wall' a little too far

Ramplate
02-13-2008, 03:51 PM
Frizzo's advertisement said party clown for hire. Unfortunately for katie's 5th birthday party he wasn't that kind of party clown. (Many years of therapy followed for her fear of ballooon animals)

Matrix_Fan
02-13-2008, 04:02 PM
No little girl, that is NOT a birthday present for you.

FilmJerk
02-13-2008, 04:04 PM
"Hehe, look mommy a hacky sack in his underwear."

Ashift30
02-13-2008, 06:08 PM
(oops) trying again

Ashift30
02-13-2008, 06:09 PM
Hey Bob! ...... There's a Chris Hansen from Dateline here to see you.

petergriffin246
02-13-2008, 06:28 PM
Britney Spears in 5 years...................................She's looking better.

ZombieMan
02-13-2008, 07:23 PM
Shortly after the picture was taken, Monica's father yelled at her for trying to figure out what size his penis was, with her hands.

IanTheCool
02-13-2008, 07:24 PM
oh my goodness thats disturbing

JBond
02-13-2008, 07:44 PM
Are you kidding me? I have to edit out all 8 pictures?!

JBond
02-13-2008, 07:48 PM
Try again, Deexan..

Jason Krueger
02-13-2008, 08:09 PM
I'm scared to even know what that picture was...

JBond
02-13-2008, 08:22 PM
This caption is a big clue.

"Hehe, look mommy a hacky sack in his underwear."

ZombieMan
02-13-2008, 08:54 PM
:lol:

FilmJerk
02-13-2008, 09:13 PM
damn thats wrong. my bad

Jason Krueger
02-13-2008, 10:26 PM
wait I still don't get it? so the pic was a guy sticking hacky sack down his pants? ;)

bbf2
02-13-2008, 11:06 PM
I can't even imagine what that was....

ChaCho
02-14-2008, 08:37 AM
crazy... put a new pic up then deexan

JBond
02-14-2008, 04:32 PM
If a new one isn't up by 8:00 CST, anyone can put one up. A GOOD one. ;)

Ashift30
02-14-2008, 08:19 PM
....as long as it doesn't involve male apendages and little girls :nono:

JBond
02-14-2008, 10:27 PM
Alright then, we'll have to settle for one of mine.

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

IanTheCool
02-14-2008, 10:52 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

"I hope i have enough RAM for these girls."

donny
02-14-2008, 11:04 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

"One Million for you.. you.. you... you and you. Two Million for you."

Matrix_Fan
02-15-2008, 01:50 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

As if men needed another reason to hate Bill Gates.

Darth Maul
02-15-2008, 01:55 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Bill Gates did a nice photoshop job

Ramplate
02-15-2008, 06:44 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Unfortunately for patrons of the local Hooters, a bored Bill Gates and partners had more than enough money to successfully sue for waitress jobs under the Affirmative Action Law... they get their uniforms tomorrow... business is expected to drastically drop off in the third quarter.

bbf2
02-15-2008, 07:17 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Before hitting it rich with Microsoft, Bill Gates had some jobs he wasn't too proud of.

Ashift30
02-15-2008, 09:15 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Bill was obviously disappointed. He thought he was being invited to the Microsoft Problem Solvers group call "re-Booters."

FilmJerk
02-15-2008, 12:05 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

After many failed attempts to give Bill Gates a boner with Hooter's girls, surrounding him with computers and monitors did the job

Deexan
02-15-2008, 12:19 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

How to get from Microsoft to Microhard...

Knerys
02-15-2008, 12:34 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Microsoft's broad of trustees.

ShnizMuffin
02-15-2008, 02:25 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Got Milk?


(Sorry, It had to be done).

Ashift30
02-15-2008, 06:28 PM
:rolleyes: I was waiting for that one Schniz. BUT, it had to be said!

JBond
02-15-2008, 06:32 PM
If only "Got Milk" had anything to do with Bill Gates.

Necross
02-15-2008, 06:54 PM
Got Microsoft?

ShnizMuffin
02-15-2008, 07:02 PM
If only "Got Milk" had anything to do with Bill Gates.

No, but I think one can infer what I mean. And in this picture, it's fitting, if you ask me.

Ewok Droppings
02-15-2008, 07:13 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

Bill Gates demonstrates Microwood 2.0

ChaCho
02-16-2008, 02:52 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg

talk about getting a leg up

ZombieMan
02-16-2008, 03:12 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/304061509.jpg
You don't even want to know the sick amount of money, that Bill paid these girls to pose as his girlfriends, for a day. Just to please uncle Herbie, Hubert, Wally, and Leon.

Nilade
02-17-2008, 12:08 AM
Hehe, Bbf2...

IanTheCool
02-17-2008, 12:35 AM
deexan

Knerys
02-17-2008, 01:39 AM
bbf2

Ramplate
02-17-2008, 02:55 AM
ian

Nilade
02-17-2008, 03:02 AM
None of those girls in that pic are even that hot. The girls at the Hooters by house are pretty damn hot.

ChaCho
02-17-2008, 03:11 AM
deexan

there are some good ones there.

Matrix_Fan
02-17-2008, 04:42 AM
deexan

Deexan
02-17-2008, 08:42 AM
Darth Maul

Ashift30
02-17-2008, 09:57 AM
Ramplate for the quirky business edge

ZombieMan
02-17-2008, 12:02 PM
FilmJerk

JBond
02-17-2008, 02:06 PM
Darth Maul

chewie
02-17-2008, 02:40 PM
Darth Maul

FilmJerk
02-17-2008, 02:41 PM
Deexan

Darth Maul
02-17-2008, 03:19 PM
ian