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beemanbone

03-13-2002, 12:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
We had a picture almost EXACTLY like this already.<hr /></blockquote>yeah, i haven't read this entire thread, so I didn't know what had been posted. Feel free to post a new pic.

JBond

03-13-2002, 12:31 PM

Hmmm, I got a better idea...

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" />

After the SECOND time Joe Shmoe kicked a guy in the crouch in a soccer game. Fans began to wonder if he enjoyed doing it, or was just a real bad aim.

SamuraiiSam

03-13-2002, 02:20 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" />

The Russian Space Shuttle Launch in the early 1900's.

Moe Szyslak

03-13-2002, 02:48 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" />

The real reason why Pele left the sport.

slinger

03-13-2002, 03:10 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" />

"That foot ain't coming out." - 'Right then, I need a tub of butter, a bottle of whiskey, some vasaline, some gloves, something for him to bite on and a crowbar.'

Soccerman

03-13-2002, 03:14 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />
<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>"You put your right foot in, you pull your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about..."

Link

03-13-2002, 07:36 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Soccerman:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />
<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>"You <hr /></blockquote>Coach:I said ball not balls you dumbass! This is the second time..Jesus now we'll have to actually have to kidnap real soccer players and not snatch convicts off the street of Mexico.

Player #1:But sir you told us this was a real stadium and we're playing professional soccer.

Coach:This is just a bull fighting arena!

AHHHH

Coach:Maybe next time I'll pick a better play soccer at.

Scene: Street

Coach:Here we g...where are the players?

Assistant Coach:Um...the real ones?

Coach:YES!

Assistant Coach:The convicts killed them...and we're taken to jail and we've got charges pressed against us..

Coach:What does this mean?

Assistant Coach:Well...we're screwed and I said and twice in a sentence...twice.....

tyler_durden

03-13-2002, 10:49 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg" alt="" />

Moments later, Enrique (guy in front) countered Raul's signature move with his own specialty: the reverse fart. Raul was never seen again.

Knerys

03-14-2002, 01:45 AM

I vote Soccerman. I couldn't stop laughing.

Danzig

03-14-2002, 01:52 AM

the new one-legged prisoner only got so much recreation time & dammit HE was gonna make it count!!

pixiness

03-14-2002, 11:23 AM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Soccerman 1 win

JBond

03-14-2002, 11:31 AM

I vote Soccerman

SamuraiiSam

03-14-2002, 08:31 PM

I vote TyRoss.

slinger

03-14-2002, 09:10 PM

Isn't ironic Soccerman is getting votes for this pic?

Vote goes to Soccerman.

TyRoss

03-15-2002, 09:16 AM

Gotta say soccerman.

bbf2

03-15-2002, 09:17 AM

The man whose name incorporates the sport in question

tyler_durden

03-15-2002, 06:58 PM

soccerman

JBond

03-16-2002, 12:10 AM

Soccerman, you have won

TyRoss

03-16-2002, 05:39 AM

You know thats pretty impressive he hasn't been playing that long and he's won twice now.

JBond

03-17-2002, 09:43 PM

Yoo hoo, Soccerman...how long should we wait

tyler_durden

03-18-2002, 12:19 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
You know thats pretty impressive he hasn't been playing that long and he's won twice now.<hr /></blockquote>It would be more impressive if he would post a picture soon. :mad: :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

SamuraiiSam

03-18-2002, 02:25 PM

Where is Soccerman? Is someone else gonna post, if he doesn't show up?

Malice

03-18-2002, 02:35 PM

I vote soccerman...
and I will point him out he just won

Soccerman

03-18-2002, 02:47 PM

Sorry for my lack of attention these past few days, folks. I've had a lot going on, had to slow down the posts for a little while. Anyway, I'd like to thank the Academy for this prestigious honor, and I humbly present my pic for this round:

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

pixiness

03-18-2002, 02:58 PM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win

pixiness

03-18-2002, 03:00 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

And here we have one of the many photos from the celebrity old folks home trip to the NCAA tournament

Malice

03-18-2002, 03:01 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

I can now die, a happy man!

TyRoss

03-18-2002, 03:08 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Costner: Where's a casting couch when you need one?

Iben

03-18-2002, 03:13 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

"HeHe…I'm a cheap bastard! What can I say? and these girls don't understand a word I'm saying anyway…"

What the Swedish prostitutes didn't know is that Costner never intended to pay them….

SamuraiiSam

03-18-2002, 04:30 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Costner: "hehe...dude...I'm soo wasted."

Guy in upper left hand corner: "hehe...dude...Is that Kevin Costner?...I'm sooooo wasted."

[ 03-18-2002, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]

SamuraiiSam

03-18-2002, 04:30 PM

Damn double post!

[ 03-18-2002, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]

Tardumb

03-18-2002, 05:00 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Bottom middle girl: what the?! somethin' is pokin- - -

slinger

03-18-2002, 07:00 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Costner spilt hot cheese on his pants and used the Concord Seagulls female basketball team as subsitute for pants.

Madness

03-18-2002, 07:11 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Costner: Who woulda thought all my illegitamate daughters would all be so HOT!!!

Frizzo the Clown

03-18-2002, 08:32 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Suddenly, Costner realizes that none of these girls were even alive the last time he made a good movie...

JBond

03-18-2002, 09:31 PM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Girl in middle left's thoughts: Um...why the hell did Mr. Costner just get out of his seat and into the picture, this is our team photo...whose hand is that...

Optimus Prime

03-19-2002, 06:33 AM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />
"Now I'm in heaven."

Caroline

03-19-2002, 07:01 AM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />
(buttery voiced narrarator from the movie trailers) Kevin Coster in Bring It On 2: Electric Boogaloo

Link

03-19-2002, 09:13 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />
<hr /></blockquote>Kevin:I should ask them to be in WaterWorld 2:White Tanktops

bbf2

03-19-2002, 09:22 AM

<img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Alternate ending to Dragonfly:

"Screw that dead broad, I'm single now!"

[ 03-19-2002, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

SamuraiiSam

03-19-2002, 12:54 PM

I vote Link.

JBond

03-19-2002, 01:56 PM

I vote slinger

Iben

03-19-2002, 02:09 PM

Madness!

Knerys

03-19-2002, 06:53 PM

Madness as well.

Jedi Knight

03-19-2002, 07:17 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by ryanblair2:
 <img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0310/photo/s_costner_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Costner: "hehe...dude...I'm soo wasted."

Guy in upper left hand corner: "hehe...dude...Is that Kevin Costner?...I'm sooooo wasted."<hr /></blockquote>I vote this guy. Crack-up.

TyRoss

03-19-2002, 07:23 PM

Frizzo

Tardumb

03-19-2002, 09:31 PM

i vote for ryan

pixiness

03-20-2002, 10:11 AM

frizzo

Soccerman

03-20-2002, 10:51 AM

I vote Frizzo, with an honorable mention to Iben's post for it's viciousness!!!!

SamuraiiSam

03-20-2002, 05:08 PM

Unless anyone else votes, Frizzo wins. Barely...

Frizzo the Clown

03-20-2002, 05:17 PM

Well, its good to know that good humor doesn't go unnoticed!

SamuraiiSam

03-20-2002, 05:19 PM

Stop babbling and post the pic!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

03-20-2002, 05:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by ryanblair2:
Stop babbling and post the pic!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Maybe you should give me some time....so back off!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Knerys

03-20-2002, 05:24 PM

Ok, times up!

SamuraiiSam

03-20-2002, 05:24 PM

You're lucky I'm backin' off...If it wasn't for those damn midgets...

[ 03-20-2002, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]

Iben

03-20-2002, 05:40 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Soccerman:
I vote Frizzo, with an honorable mention to Iben's post for it's viciousness!!!!<hr /></blockquote>Why thank you :o I take such pride and joy in being vicious :D

tyler_durden

03-20-2002, 10:31 PM

I would have voted for you, Iben. But it appears I am too late.

Knerys

03-21-2002, 12:33 AM

Well, then you should have checked the schedule.

tyler_durden

03-21-2002, 12:49 AM

Yeah, I'll have to write it down next time... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

03-21-2002, 08:11 AM

Here you go! Now, get posting!

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

J Diddy

03-21-2002, 08:21 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

Bom Bom Bom! Paul McCartney taught them well!

TyRoss

03-21-2002, 08:53 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

Everything was going well..... and then the teacher croaked.

tyler_durden

03-21-2002, 09:28 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

Tonight on MTV, a special look into frog boarding school: Ribbet 101.

Soccerman

03-21-2002, 09:51 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" /> <hr /></blockquote>After their 4th straight 2-14 season, the Dallas Cowboys, in an effort to control costs, have decided to eliminate the one of the most popular institutions in the National Football League. This season will be the last for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Jerry Jones, owner of the Cowboys, insists that "high-quality game time entertainment can be found in the most unlikely places" and has already started auditions for a low-cost replacement for the cheerleaders. When asked for clarification, Jones would only reply that "It isn't easy being green" and guaranteed that the new cheerleaders would "hop right into the role".

[ 03-21-2002, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: Soccerman ]

Caroline

03-21-2002, 11:38 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

Teacher: "OK Class on three, 1....2....3"
Class: "Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello, my ragtime gal!"

JBond

03-21-2002, 11:41 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

A scene from next years all new Budweiser commercial.

Iben

03-21-2002, 11:42 AM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />
Kermit wanted all his illegitimate children to get into showbiz as well so he had them sent to fame school…..

SamuraiiSam

03-21-2002, 12:43 PM

Everyone seemed to be enjoying The Choir of England's Children, until someone yanked the curtain to reveal this:
<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

pixiness

03-21-2002, 12:43 PM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win

pixiness

03-21-2002, 12:46 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

Once again, the U.S. Government decided to cut corners when the armed forces asked for highly trained "frog-men"

Knerys

03-21-2002, 03:00 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

"Ok class repeat after me: Bud....Wiiiiisssseeeee....Er."

slinger

03-21-2002, 05:30 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/oddities/singalong/frogsong.jpg" alt="" />

The WB Frog's rise and fall on the next Behind The Laughter.

tyler_durden

03-22-2002, 02:19 PM

Okay, I guess it is time to start voting. My vote goes to Iben.

Iben

03-22-2002, 02:21 PM

ryanblair2

Soccerman

03-22-2002, 03:56 PM

It was a close one between TyRoss and Pixiness, but I have to say that Pixi's political statement won me over. My vote goes to Pixi!

Thanks to EVERYONE...all of the captions had me in stitches! :D

[ 03-22-2002, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: Soccerman ]

Tardumb

03-22-2002, 03:59 PM

i'll go with Ty

SamuraiiSam

03-22-2002, 04:36 PM

I vote TyRoss.

J Diddy

03-22-2002, 04:56 PM

Pixiness very good!

Danzig

03-22-2002, 08:10 PM

"Bonjour class..today we learn ze national battle cry: We Surrender"

tyler_durden

03-26-2002, 12:22 AM

I want to bump this back up and see if we can get it going again. It looks like TyRoss won the last round, so post a new pic if you wish.

tyler_durden

03-26-2002, 12:22 AM

BTW - I know it wasn't really dead for a long period of time, I just would really like to keep it going.

TyRoss

03-26-2002, 12:25 AM

I would post another pic but right now it seems to be tied in between me and Pixi. We need another vote.

tyler_durden

03-26-2002, 12:26 AM

Sorry, I stand corrected. I did not see the other vote for Pixie. We just need to wait for a tie breaker then.

Tardumb

03-26-2002, 12:27 AM

*jeopardy theme*

SamuraiiSam

03-26-2002, 12:56 AM

Nobody seemed to vote this round. Where is everyone?

Tardumb

03-26-2002, 01:04 AM

I dunno...it seems some have been gone all week

tyler_durden

03-26-2002, 01:17 AM

Yeah, this is definitely one of the lowest voting "turnouts" that we have had.

pixiness

03-26-2002, 08:25 AM

My vote wouldn't matter since I won't vote for myself, and Ty's wasn't my favorite. But for posterity - My vote goes to.....

pixiness

03-26-2002, 08:26 AM

slinger

Soccerman

03-26-2002, 09:51 AM

Bueller? Bueller?

slinger

03-26-2002, 11:34 AM

Ty Ross

Soccerman

03-26-2002, 12:52 PM

Current Status of Vote:

TyRoss - 3 votes
Pixiness - 2 votes
Iben - 1 vote
ryanblair2 - 1 vote
slinger - 1 vote

Indeed, one of the lowest voter turnouts we've had. Can voting officially be considered over? :confused:

Olorin

03-26-2002, 01:56 PM

Just put up a new picture, I'm in the mood. :D

JBond

03-26-2002, 01:58 PM

There's been lower turnouts, it's fine how it is.

tyler_durden

03-26-2002, 05:48 PM

Yeah, this picture has been up for a long time. I think that everyone has voted who is going to vote. We need and new pic.

TyRoss

03-27-2002, 10:23 AM

Well unless I hear a huge protest I'll go with it then. Here's your new pic.

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

enjoy!!

JBond

03-27-2002, 12:17 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

"Next summer, Plane Collisions caught on Tape and Recovered from the Site, only on FOX"

pixiness

03-27-2002, 12:36 PM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win

pixiness

03-27-2002, 12:44 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

Just after this picture was taken, the TEST FAILED screen popped up on their flight simulator. Bob and Larry fell for the old "naked stewardess" trick and would never be Budweiser pilots.

tyler_durden

03-27-2002, 01:04 PM

Am I supposed to see something, because I see nothing.

TyRoss

03-27-2002, 01:26 PM

If you can't see it try this link.

<a href="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" target="_blank">Current Caption Pic</a>

[ 03-27-2002, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]

Tardumb

03-27-2002, 05:21 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

Say cheese!

Caroline

03-27-2002, 06:45 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />
"ok, Jim, this time i'll be Maverick, and you be Iceman"

slinger

03-27-2002, 07:19 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

The only way to play chicken.

tyler_durden

03-27-2002, 11:19 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />

Pilot (on left): This flight simulator is so realistic! I can't believe we aren't actaully flying!

Co-Pilont (on right): This isn't the simulator!!!

Pilot: Oh....

[ 03-27-2002, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

Rogue

03-27-2002, 11:30 PM

<img src="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" alt="" />
Don't look now, you're on Candid Camera!!

tyler_durden

03-27-2002, 11:32 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
If you can't see it try this link.

<a href="http://www.portalmix.com/pics3.jpg" target="_blank">Current Caption Pic</a><hr /></blockquote>Thanks Ty, but I can see it on my home computer. I was at work before.

TyRoss

03-30-2002, 01:21 PM

Voting may begin.

I vote Pixi.

J Diddy

03-30-2002, 01:39 PM

I'll vote Caroline

Iben

03-30-2002, 02:54 PM

JBond

slinger

03-30-2002, 03:49 PM

Caroline

thebtskink

03-30-2002, 03:59 PM

Sweet Caroline (bah bah BAHHHH)

[ 03-30-2002, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

JBond

03-30-2002, 11:29 PM

Pixi!

Tardumb

03-30-2002, 11:49 PM

JBond

Knerys

03-31-2002, 09:03 PM

Tardumb

03-31-2002, 09:07 PM

wow, I gotta vote! :D

Optimus Prime

04-01-2002, 07:01 AM

Tardumb

tyler_durden

04-01-2002, 09:16 AM

Pixie.

JBond

04-01-2002, 09:52 AM

3 votes for Pixi and 3 votes for Caroline...anyone else have a vote?

Soccerman

04-01-2002, 10:26 AM

Sorry for the delay, folks, but I was confused by the butterfly ballot...

My vote goes to Caroline!

JBond

04-01-2002, 10:27 AM

Ok then, Caroline, you may post a picture.

Caroline

04-01-2002, 03:03 PM

Thanks all, i found this to be pretty hilarious so enjoy:

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

Danzig

04-01-2002, 03:08 PM

Rosie O'donnel's assistant always hated the hourly trips to the supermarket

Caroline

04-01-2002, 03:12 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />
"Wow! The Marketing Geniouses at Costco really thought of everything!"

JBond

04-01-2002, 03:35 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

Everything was looking good for Emily intil the "Shop til you Drop" officials disqualified her.

[ 04-01-2002, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]

TyRoss

04-01-2002, 06:02 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

Oh sure it looks kinda cool and has pleanty of storage space... but how many miles to the gallon does it get.

Hobbit Girl

04-01-2002, 09:11 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Caroline:
Thanks all, i found this to be pretty hilarious so enjoy:

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Things changed for Homeless Harriet after she found the winning lotto ticket on the street

bbf2

04-01-2002, 10:20 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

I'd bet that car handles like a shopping cart.

pixiness

04-02-2002, 10:10 AM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win

pixiness

04-02-2002, 10:13 AM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

Sharon's had built her life around quadriple coupon day at Walmart.

slinger

04-02-2002, 03:17 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

That's nohting. You should see the size of the quarter it takes to start it.

tyler_durden

04-02-2002, 05:15 PM

<img src="http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/supercart.jpg" alt="" />

After getting bored getting dumped out of normal sized carts, the guys from Jacka$$ decide to take it to the next level.

JBond

04-02-2002, 05:30 PM

Should we vote now?

tyler_durden

04-02-2002, 05:41 PM

It's been over 24 hours since the first caption was posted, so we can probably start the voting.

I vote for Hobbit Girl.

Tardumb

04-02-2002, 05:49 PM

ehhhh...it's between slinger and Ty...I'm gonna go towards.....Ty

JBond

04-02-2002, 06:06 PM

I vote for Hobbit Girl

pixiness

04-03-2002, 08:56 AM

Danzig!

TyRoss

04-03-2002, 09:06 AM

Hobbit Girl

04-03-2002, 11:30 AM

Hobbit Girl! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben

04-03-2002, 12:06 PM

Danzig

Optimus Prime

04-03-2002, 03:07 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
Hobbit Girl! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Hobbit Girl :rolleyes:

Caroline

04-03-2002, 03:12 PM

hobbit girl

JBond

04-03-2002, 05:21 PM

Ok it looks clear Hobbit Girl is winning, so you may now post a picture.

Hobbit Girl

04-03-2002, 05:47 PM

JBond

04-03-2002, 05:48 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

Backstreet Freaks

Tardumb

04-03-2002, 06:08 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

after being released from rehab for alcohol abuse...AJ from the Backstreet Boys decided to do something good for his body...so he got break implants...the group had mixed emotions about his decision

TyRoss

04-03-2002, 08:30 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

The Backstreet Boys never quite recovered from their run in with the Spy Kids villians..... strangely enough no one cared.

tyler_durden

04-03-2002, 09:03 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

Next on behind the music: the Backstreet Boys before plastic surgery.

AJ: "Come on man, we don't want to think about that anymore..."

Caroline

04-03-2002, 09:36 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />
"...and on that fateful day, the casting for batman 5 villians, was over"

slinger

04-04-2002, 03:16 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

The results of N*Sync's prank, taking the wax models of the Backstreet Boys outside in the afternoon sun.

Knerys

04-04-2002, 11:36 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />

Cook: Why didn't you tell me they were all allergic to sea food!?!

[ 04-04-2002, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: Knerys ]

JBond

04-05-2002, 10:45 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Cook: Why didn't you tell me they were all allergic to sea food!?!<hr /></blockquote>Backstreet Boys manager wearing an NSync T-shirt shrugs

[ 04-05-2002, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

tyler_durden

04-05-2002, 10:51 AM

I think it's time to start the voting. My vote goes to slinger.

TyRoss

04-05-2002, 11:18 AM

Knerys

JBond

04-05-2002, 01:20 PM

Slinger

Iben

04-05-2002, 02:20 PM

Definitely Slinger! :D

Optimus Prime

04-05-2002, 10:06 PM

<img src="http://www.quirked.com/distortions/images/bsb.jpg" alt="" />
Why Hot rock bands don't get plastic sergery. :D

Hobbit Girl

04-06-2002, 01:15 AM

Slinger

JBond

04-06-2002, 04:56 PM

Ok slinger wins

tyler_durden

04-06-2002, 08:23 PM

That puts slinger in the lead for the most wins in this game, doesn't it.

slinger

04-06-2002, 10:01 PM

Yes it does. Now I'm off to find my picture. Perhaps I'll retire...

slinger

04-06-2002, 10:19 PM

Here you are!
<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

bbf2

04-06-2002, 11:10 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:
Here you are!
<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>The cruel grocery store owners always loved to see people on a diet reach for the Slim Jims, then look down and cry.

[ 04-06-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

tyler_durden

04-07-2002, 01:34 AM

<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

(small town radio news broadcast)
In local news, sales of Slimfast have drastically reduced at Jim's grocery. Ironically, the average weight of their shoppers has sharply risen.

Knerys

04-07-2002, 03:03 AM

<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

How corporate America slowly weens the public onto it's new product: Breyer-Fast.

Hobbit Girl

04-07-2002, 03:11 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:
Here you are!
<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>"Captain, the Slim Fast is approaching the Neutral Zone! What do we do?"

"Fire, the Artificial Sweetening Phasers!"

"But, Captain, we have only Natural Flavors!"

"Then we are lost...lost..."

TyRoss

04-07-2002, 07:40 AM

<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

Another battle of tastes great and less filling.

Danzig

04-07-2002, 10:17 AM

"Somehow Hejus was not suprised was he opened Opera's freezer"

pixiness

04-08-2002, 11:42 AM

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win

pixiness

04-08-2002, 11:45 AM

<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

When Slim-fast said have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, I hardly think that this was the kind of "shake" they meant

tyler_durden

04-08-2002, 08:27 PM

I think that it is time to start the voting.

My vote goes to Knerys.

Danzig

04-08-2002, 09:17 PM

i liked mine..it shows how Oprea could fluctuate in her weight patterns as quickly as she does

Iben

04-08-2002, 11:55 PM

bbf2

Olorin

04-08-2002, 11:58 PM

<img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

You see... some people know how to eat only Slim Fast products and still gain weight, all in one meal.

tyler_durden

04-09-2002, 06:34 PM

This isn't everyone that is going to vote, is it?

Tardumb

04-09-2002, 07:06 PM

danzig

Link

04-10-2002, 12:51 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
 <img src="http://www.checkoutthisstupidwebsite.com/images/stupids/icecream.jpg" alt="" />

When Slim-fast said have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, I hardly think that this was the kind of "shake" they meant<hr /></blockquote>Woman:Excuse me where are the Slim-Fast? I'm on a diet..
Clerk:Their in Aisle 12 just above the juicy delicious tasty Ice Cream.

Knerys

04-10-2002, 02:20 AM

Hobbit Girl

04-10-2002, 02:33 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Hobbit Girl<hr /></blockquote>You liked the Star Trek Motif, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I was soooo half asleep when I wrote that down :)

Psylent

04-10-2002, 02:34 AM

My vote goes to bbf2!! I like his humor best on this one.

Knerys

04-10-2002, 02:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Knerys:
Hobbit Girl<hr /></blockquote>You liked the Star Trek Motif, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I was soooo half asleep when I wrote that down :) <hr /></blockquote>hee hee

I thought it was kind of clever.

Hobbit Girl

04-10-2002, 02:42 AM

Gee, thanks :D

[ 04-10-2002, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: Hobbit Girl ]

slinger

04-10-2002, 03:05 PM

Knerys

pixiness

04-10-2002, 03:31 PM

Durden

tyler_durden

04-12-2002, 01:11 AM

Well, right now we have a two way tie. The voting breakdown goes like this.

Knerys: 2
bbf2: 2
Hobbit Girl: 1
tyler_durden: 1

Somebody please break the tie!

TyRoss

04-12-2002, 02:09 AM

So it's up to me to break the tie eh..... hmmmmmm, who's paying more here... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Just kidding Knerys you're up I think.

Knerys

04-12-2002, 02:35 AM

Nice! That's my first win!

Have Fun:

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

tyler_durden

04-12-2002, 02:39 AM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

Alive 2: Lost While Camping

Danzig

04-12-2002, 02:59 AM

TYLER!!!! what the F, man??!!? why didn't you list me? i got 2 votes.. (from me & another guy)

Danzig

04-12-2002, 03:03 AM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

Chest's nuts roasting on an open fire

Danzig

04-12-2002, 03:18 AM

or.."Chest really hated hemorroid flair up"

Longshanks

04-12-2002, 03:33 AM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

The 'Bridlington-On-Sea All-Ladies Crochet and Cannibalism Society' day-out tour stops for a picnic.

[ 04-12-2002, 03:34 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

Optimus Prime

04-12-2002, 08:58 AM

Startling evadence reveles tribe of Man eating Little Old ladies.
<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />
Man: It's going to be a hot night for me.

JBond

04-12-2002, 09:11 AM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

And now, for something completely different.

TyRoss

04-12-2002, 12:40 PM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

When Mrs. Robinson told the ladies of the bridge club to go out and find a hottie this isn't what she had in mind.

Soccerman

04-12-2002, 12:51 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />
<Man on Spit>: When that bastard JBond said these ladies would get me all hot and bothered, this is NOT what I was expecting!!!! I'm gonna kill him if I ever get outta here!!!

<Lady on left>: Hmmm, when that nice boy JBond told us to get his friend all hot and bothered, he didn't really explain how. I hope we're doing this right...!<hr /></blockquote>

tyler_durden

04-12-2002, 01:35 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Danzig:
TYLER!!!! what the F, man??!!? why didn't you list me? i got 2 votes.. (from me & another guy)<hr /></blockquote>Sorry, I didn't see your votes. I apologize, but it was really late. But you can't vote for yourself, so one of your votes wouldn't have counted anyway. I think that is written in the rules at the begining, if not it was stated somewhere else. Sorry again for missing your votes.

JBond

04-12-2002, 01:39 PM

Yes I made that rule in the first post

slinger

04-12-2002, 03:27 PM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

Man on Spit: Well atleast I'm not getting eaten alive like Todd.

Danzig

04-12-2002, 03:29 PM

well i won't go Gore on ya & request multiple recounts, but i did get 0ne

pixiness

04-12-2002, 03:37 PM

I think we all recognize that you got one vote. However, it truly doesn't matter since Knerys got three. And, in the future, if you could just put one caption per picture that would be great thanks....

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 3 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win

pixiness

04-12-2002, 03:42 PM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

A scene from the new movie: Wilderness Barbecue 2: The Donner Party Family Reunion

pixiness

04-15-2002, 04:35 PM

Are we voting yet?

I give .5 of a vote to durden and danzig

Knerys

04-15-2002, 04:40 PM

Jibbs!

JBond

04-15-2002, 05:26 PM

Pixi

TyRoss

04-15-2002, 08:21 PM

Soccerman

tyler_durden

04-16-2002, 09:21 AM

Pixi.

tyler_durden

04-16-2002, 09:24 AM

Here is the final vote tally, not from this round, but from the previous round.

Knerys: 3
bbf2: 2
Hobbit Girl: 1
tyler_durden: 1
Danzig: 1

There, now all is right in the universe! :D

Danzig

04-16-2002, 10:34 AM

i want to be under Hobbit Girl....umm, on the list hehehe..yeah the list, that's the ticket

tyler_durden

04-17-2002, 12:51 AM

Everyone who hasn't and is wanting to vote soon, that way we can move on to a different picture.

Hobbit Girl

04-17-2002, 12:55 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Danzig:
i want to be under Hobbit Girl....umm, on the list hehehe..yeah the list, that's the ticket<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

Psylent

04-17-2002, 02:38 AM

<img src="http://landofmop.ameranet.com/images/thetford.jpg" alt="" />

This is a female-dominated age; the females ought to try something new in porn after they watched "8mm"...

JBond

04-17-2002, 10:29 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Danzig:
i want to be under Hobbit Girl....umm, on the list hehehe..yeah the list, that's the ticket<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D <hr /></blockquote>Don't encourage him <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Tardumb

04-20-2002, 10:54 PM

Jibbs...vote is tied 2-2 between Jibbs and Pixi and nobody else has voted for awhlie...

Knerys

04-20-2002, 11:33 PM

Somebody vote!

Tardumb

04-20-2002, 11:35 PM

if no one votes you can pick the winner since you posted the pic Knerys...jsut a thought

[ 04-20-2002, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]

Knerys

04-20-2002, 11:38 PM

Well, lets see if any one does, first.

bbf2

04-22-2002, 07:34 PM

I can't even see the picture, so I can't vote. (I could probably see it if I went to properties or something and copied the address, but that would lose comedic effect)

tyler_durden

04-22-2002, 09:28 PM

SOMEBODY BREAK THE TIE!!!!!!!

bbf2

04-22-2002, 09:44 PM

It works now.

I vote for JBond

tyler_durden

04-22-2002, 09:49 PM

Thanks bbf2! JBond, post a new pic! <img src="http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/ups/DeNiro/tylerdurden2.gif" alt="" />

JBond

04-22-2002, 10:49 PM

Oh cool, I won. O I'll try to get one soon...might not be til Wed, sorry <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

pixiness

04-25-2002, 12:48 PM

Our fearless leader's moving up in the ranks

Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
TyRoss 5 wins
JBond 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win

JBond

04-25-2002, 01:53 PM

Ah damn, forgot....I'll get to it!

tyler_durden

04-25-2002, 05:53 PM

Come on JBond!! What, do you think you should have a life outside the forums or something?!?!?! :D :p

[ 04-25-2002, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

HeadHunter

04-25-2002, 05:58 PM

i vote Nilade

Hank Scorpio

04-25-2002, 07:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by HeadHunter:
i vote Nilade<hr /></blockquote>ROTFLMAOWMRQMS

bbf2

04-25-2002, 08:01 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Runagar:
ROTFLMAOWMRQMS<hr /></blockquote>Calm down there, Sparky.

Hank Scorpio

04-26-2002, 12:55 AM

Hurry up man, I have a pic I want to use so I need to win this thing.

Hank Scorpio

04-26-2002, 02:47 PM

Will another day pass without a picture? Can I just post one?

Psylent

04-26-2002, 02:54 PM

Only the winner posts.

Hank Scorpio

04-26-2002, 03:00 PM

The winner was announced on Monday, call me impatient.

Psylent

04-26-2002, 03:08 PM

winner posts, losers wait.

tyler_durden

04-26-2002, 03:10 PM

The picture will arrive when JBond gets a chance. Just have patience.

Hank Scorpio

04-26-2002, 03:16 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Killown:
winner posts, losers wait.<hr /></blockquote>Technically I haven't lost, considering I've never posted a caption.

JBond

04-26-2002, 03:35 PM

I'm sorry if people are mad at me for not posting at my topic. :rolleyes:

I'm looking now

JBond

04-26-2002, 03:45 PM

Hobbit Girl

04-26-2002, 03:52 PM

Just Off camera, one giant fish shouts to another, "I got a bite, Bob!"

Hank Scorpio

04-26-2002, 04:03 PM

Just curious, is your kite supposed to look like a penis?

thebtskink

04-26-2002, 05:12 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0427/X00119_9.JPG" alt="" />

A day of kiting gone horribly awry

Ted held his son in his hand, wondering where his friend John's son had gone. Then he looked up.

[ 04-26-2002, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

tyler_durden

04-26-2002, 07:25 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0427/X00119_9.JPG" alt="" />

Bob knew that he had a long string for his kite, he just hadn't realized how long until his kite got caught in the engine of a 747 and brought the plane down.

Jedi Knight

04-26-2002, 09:22 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0427/X00119_9.JPG" alt="" />

Guy With A Kite: Darn! I'm out of bait. Hey, hand me that kid as a replacement.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

[ 04-26-2002, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Jedi Knight ]

Psylent

04-26-2002, 10:03 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Runagar:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Killown:
winner posts, losers wait.<hr /></blockquote>Technically I haven't lost, considering I've never posted a caption.<hr /></blockquote>Well... I wasn't speaking technically....

I just meant anyone didn't win is loser...and that includes me.

Optimus Prime

04-26-2002, 10:49 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0427/X00119_9.JPG" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Person1 "Is that Godzilla?"
Person2 "I don't know what does he look like?"