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Darth Maul
10-21-2007, 02:42 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

guy in the crowd:pfff thats nothing my penis can do the same thing!

Ramplate
10-21-2007, 03:35 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

MagicalSockPuppet
10-21-2007, 05:49 AM
Man in Crowd : And this is why I DON'T use Valet Parking.

Steve from Indy
10-21-2007, 06:44 AM
Man in Crowd : And this is why I DON'T use Valet Parking.

That's an odd first post. But welcome to the forum.

Escape
10-21-2007, 09:56 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

Lady: "I'm not in the pic right? I don't want to look stupid here."

Photographer: "No Ma'am, I give you my word, I'll only take a pic of your car for the newspaper.......sucker"

chewie
10-21-2007, 03:14 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg


"Excuse me, ma'am. Can you move your car we want to cast off now?"

FilmJerk
10-21-2007, 07:35 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg
"The boat hit my car, you gotta believe me!"

bbf2
10-21-2007, 11:49 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

Hillary: "That's it, I'm NEVER letting Bill use the car again!"

JBond
10-22-2007, 05:07 PM
Filmjerk

Nilade
10-23-2007, 01:28 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg
Our new 2008 Hondas come fully loaded with power windows, mp3 player, blue-tooth, and gps navigation. Plus, safety comes first with six air bags for those unexpected road emergencies and one front bumber boatbag for those unexpected water emergencies. So test drive one today!

Steve from Indy
10-23-2007, 06:13 AM
That'sa n odd firstr ostpp. /nbutwelcome to ther fuorum.

Whoops, sorry. I think I must have been three sheets to the wind when I wrote that. It's amazing how little control you have when you think you know exactly what you're doing. :D

Corrected.

JBond
10-23-2007, 01:06 PM
Yes, I was worried for you...at the time. It lasted about 15 seconds.

Ramplate
10-23-2007, 01:10 PM
Oh I knew right away he was 3 sheets to the wind :D

Steve from Indy
10-24-2007, 11:45 AM
Ah don't worry guys, I'm a happy drunk. ;)

It's weird, when I'm buzzed, sometimes I think pretty clearly, but then waves of inebriation come over me and make me stupid as hell. And then a few hours later I'm stone sober. My metabolism must be off the charts. :)

JBond
10-24-2007, 11:46 PM
We're gogin to need some more votes here...

Matrix_Fan
10-24-2007, 11:48 PM
Darth Maul

Knerys
10-25-2007, 01:07 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg
Ooohh....my bad.

Knerys
10-25-2007, 01:09 AM
chewie

Ramplate
10-25-2007, 07:39 AM
escape

Nilade
10-25-2007, 08:51 AM
Maul

S.A.M.G.
10-25-2007, 11:34 AM
Ramplate

Ramplate
10-25-2007, 11:46 AM
Votes so far

Filmjerk

Darth Maul

chewie

escape

Maul

Ramplate

moosecakes
10-25-2007, 12:22 PM
Darth Maul

JBond
10-25-2007, 03:38 PM
You can take it, Maul.

Darth Maul
10-25-2007, 06:08 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

Matrix_Fan
10-25-2007, 09:37 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

"THESE..............ARE................BAD COSTUMES!!!!!!"

sabin26
10-25-2007, 10:09 PM
You don't like my costumes...that's it...we're joining the Go-Bots!

Nilade
10-26-2007, 12:05 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

Tonight, we dine our breakfast... IN CYBERTRON!!

Knerys
10-26-2007, 12:20 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg
One of these things is not like the others. One of thing doesn't belong....

Starwars411
10-26-2007, 02:13 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

"We.... are.... GAY!"

chewie
10-26-2007, 02:21 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

What happens when you start the morning off with the wrong cereal.

Handsome Rob
10-26-2007, 08:33 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg
We are soooo not getting laid tonight!

Steve from Indy
10-26-2007, 09:27 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

Bring it on GWAR fans...we'll kick your ass!!--More Famous Last Words

FilmJerk
10-26-2007, 12:46 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

"I forgot my ritalin!!"

JBond
10-26-2007, 05:04 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

George and Mark first put on their Transformers costumes on in 1987. Not realizing just how powerful superglue was at the time, it led to an awkward high school reunion and an eventual loss of circulation. King Leonidas attended the funeral.

Matrix_Fan
10-26-2007, 05:40 PM
jbond

Darth Maul
10-26-2007, 06:10 PM
Jbond

JBond
10-28-2007, 12:07 AM
Filmjerk

petergriffin246
10-28-2007, 08:39 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg

300 2:The Mistake

Ramplate
10-28-2007, 08:43 PM
Yeah I know I'm a little too late
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1193288932742.jpg
Didn't drink their Captain Morgan tonight

JBond
10-28-2007, 10:08 PM
It's hard to call it "late" when hardly anyone is voting.

Ramplate
10-28-2007, 11:30 PM
matrix

Steve from Indy
10-29-2007, 01:07 AM
sabin26

JBond
10-29-2007, 04:53 PM
So can I just take it then? ;)

Knerys
10-29-2007, 05:10 PM
petergriffin

Escape
10-29-2007, 05:17 PM
JBond

Ramplate
10-29-2007, 06:21 PM
So can I just take it then? ;)

I'd say so that's three votes for yours and the rest are spread

Steve from Indy
10-29-2007, 09:27 PM
Please, end this madness!

JBond
10-29-2007, 11:59 PM
Here we are:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Matrix_Fan
10-30-2007, 01:05 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Cow chess, it's as boring as it looks.

insaneMoViEgoer
10-30-2007, 01:15 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

The impending writers strike is making studios green light movies they normally would reject, case in point: Matrix 4

S.A.M.G.
10-30-2007, 11:20 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Just in time for X-mas, Mattel introduces their new twist on one of their classic games. Say moo for Cattleship.

"G-12"

"You sank my Holstein!"

Ramplate
10-30-2007, 12:07 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Othello... with cows.

Darth Maul
10-30-2007, 12:12 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Moooooo?

Starwars411
10-30-2007, 02:50 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

After playing Solitaire, the cows moved onto MineSweeper.

FilmJerk
10-30-2007, 04:28 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

The NFL testing out some goats on the turf to see how goatskin footballs would play out

petergriffin246
10-30-2007, 09:12 PM
Here we are:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Ok maybe its just me but Im beggining to sense some kind of pattern.........

Steve from Indy
10-31-2007, 01:04 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Flying green screen work being done by Bessie and Moo-Moo for the new Disney film UNDERCOW!

bbf2
10-31-2007, 04:13 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

Once Broncos running back Travis Henry died, his ranch in Tennessee was divided into equal portions for each of his illegitimate children.

Knerys
10-31-2007, 03:45 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg


Front left hoof, Green Square!

sabin26
10-31-2007, 04:31 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg
California Cows finally snapped after they were told to stay in designated squares for the rest of their lives.

KellyM
10-31-2007, 05:26 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/285868205.jpg

The board is set.., the pieces are mooving

FilmJerk
10-31-2007, 09:06 PM
Sabin

JBond
10-31-2007, 10:59 PM
SAMG

"You sank my Holstein!". Awesome.

KellyM
10-31-2007, 11:22 PM
I like the petergriffin one V funny

Darth Maul
10-31-2007, 11:28 PM
matrix

Knerys
11-01-2007, 04:16 PM
petergriffin

Ramplate
11-01-2007, 04:23 PM
Samg

sabin26
11-01-2007, 05:25 PM
bbf2

stunt double
11-02-2007, 03:08 AM
Starwars411

moosecakes
11-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Matrix fan

Steve from Indy
11-02-2007, 05:41 AM
Sorry, too many good ones to decide. But I'll be a tiebreaker if needed.

S.A.M.G.
11-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Kelly

Nilade
11-02-2007, 01:41 PM
samg

chewie
11-02-2007, 03:07 PM
Samg

JBond
11-02-2007, 04:29 PM
I think you can take it, SAMG

BTW, my caption would have been "Minesweeper just got a whole lot messier"

petergriffin246
11-05-2007, 08:15 PM
ummmmmmmmmmm whats taking so long?

JBond
11-05-2007, 08:18 PM
He's not around very much...I may just find a picture.

JBond
11-05-2007, 08:42 PM
How's this:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Ramplate
11-05-2007, 09:21 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg
Producers meet in South Park and try to pick a new symbol for a new generation of Jesus & Friends viewers.

sabin26
11-05-2007, 09:35 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

In order to keep up with the times, Jesus decided to make a new symbol to go with his new name: The Messiah formally named Jesus.

Matrix_Fan
11-05-2007, 10:36 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Executive #1: Look Jesus, this whole cross thing, it's out. I mean like "Paris Hilton has a new sex tape" out.

Executive #2: Which is why we have this brand new symbol for you! We know you didn't like the square but this will blow your mind!

Jesus: Uhhh...that kinda looks like the leaf symbol from that show Naruto.

Executive: Exactly! The whole robes thing is a thing of the past! Now, kids will think you're a plucky young ninja who wears an orange jumpsuit!

Jesus: You are so fired. I'm going to tell my dad.

Executive #1: What's he going to do? Smite us?

FilmJerk
11-05-2007, 10:43 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Jesus: "You lose."

S.A.M.G.
11-05-2007, 11:49 PM
He's not around very much...I may just find a picture.

That's true, I'm not on much on weekends at all.

Thanks for posting a pic in my absence, feel free to do so anytime, I usually have a hard time finding anything worth captioning anyway.

-Samg

Steve from Indy
11-06-2007, 05:22 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

"Turn into a donut now! NOW! Nnnnnow! Donuuuttt NOW!! DAMMIT!!!!"

"That's okay Jesus, we still have this water you can try to turn into wine."

Jesus recovering from a head injury.

chewie
11-06-2007, 11:31 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

So our Lord and Savior drinks Sanka?

Deexan
11-06-2007, 11:53 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Guy in middle: So basically what we're saying is you have the option to a) get nailed to a cross, b) stuck in a box or c) eat a bagel. Your call, big guy.

Jesus: I think I'm gonna go with the bagel.

Guy on right: Oh, right. Um, your Dad kinda was hoping you'd go for the cross...

Jesus: Yeh, I'm just a little put off by the whole nails-through-my-body thing.

Guy on left: He makes a good point. Well, at least we know it's a definite "no" to the box.

bbf2
11-06-2007, 04:17 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Jesus picks out the marshmellow shapes for his new Christ Cereal.

stunt double
11-06-2007, 04:35 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Jesus: No way dude, You're not gonna trick me into looking at your junk

exec 1: Contrary to what you may have heard, not everyone in Hollywood is gay.

exec 2: Alrighty then, how about I let my partner suck me off while our boss watches and beats off

boss: And afterwards say "ooh, what a lovely tea party"

petergriffin246
11-06-2007, 10:10 PM
How's this:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/287019665.jpg

Jesus liked his new symbol............until he figured out Target had the same one.

FilmJerk
11-06-2007, 11:23 PM
:lol: bbf

JBond
11-07-2007, 12:00 AM
Agreed, bbf2

S.A.M.G.
11-07-2007, 10:55 AM
BBf2

Ramplate
11-07-2007, 12:04 PM
bff2

by the way I was wondering when someone was gonna mention Target :D

I thought of another

Jesus: "I kinda like this one"
Guy standing: "yeah but that one kinda says 'shoot me' wouldn't you rather stay with this one?"

moosecakes
11-08-2007, 12:54 AM
Bbf2

JBond
11-08-2007, 02:34 PM
You can take it, bbf2.

bbf2
11-09-2007, 12:00 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Matrix_Fan
11-09-2007, 12:05 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Cover art for the new album "Jammin' With The Dark Side".

Darth Maul
11-09-2007, 12:42 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

The Sith went down to Georgia he was looking for a padawan to kill....

Steve from Indy
11-09-2007, 01:22 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Chad's managerial career all but finished, he began a new chapter in his life with his band, Hillbilly Vader Hoedown. Sadly, "Chocolate Rain" did not transfer well to Bluegrass.

JBond
11-09-2007, 01:52 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

The legitimacy of the "The Birth of The Beatles" documentary was finally put into question.

beemanbone
11-09-2007, 04:26 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Deliverance 2: Space Boogaloo

bbf2
11-09-2007, 05:29 AM
Wow, now there's a blast from the past!

Handsome Rob
11-09-2007, 08:38 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

A Surprising and exclusive look at the personal quarters of the Sith Lord Darth Vader during his last visit to the Imperial Star Dreadnaught Executor.

FilmJerk
11-09-2007, 12:41 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

The original cast of Star Wars have hit rock bottom since the movie's release. Chewbacca will be missed

sabin26
11-09-2007, 05:18 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg
Porkins and Vader decided to look past their differences and make the folk album they were destined to make.

stunt double
11-09-2007, 07:21 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg
Vader: Oh Susanah, don't you cry for me. For I come from Alabamah with a banjoh force on my knee...

Knerys
11-10-2007, 01:51 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Deliverance 2: Space Boogaloo

Bee!!!! Come back! :(

Ramplate
11-10-2007, 03:25 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg
Vader: "Blame it all on my Genes
I was raised on Tatooine
And killed you in child birth back there
The last one to say "Noooooooooooooooo!"
The last one to know
I was the last one
Old Ben thought he would see there
And I saw the surprise
And the look in his eyes
When I took his head with one swaaaang
And yes I roasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got cohorts in low places
Where the dark side drowns
And force chokes my foes away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll shoot the death star, lay waste to the oasis
Oh, I've got cohorts in low places"

Ashift30
11-12-2007, 02:14 PM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg


On the next SURREAL LIFE......

Watch the hillarious antics occur, when the cast of Armegeddon and Stud drummer Tommy Lee as the "Sith to be named later" high-jinx their way into the hearts of many. The body of Tammy Faye Baker will be played by the body of Tammy Faye Baker.

Who cares about a writers strike when you have talent like this!

JBond
11-12-2007, 04:37 PM
Darth Maul

Ramplate
11-12-2007, 05:59 PM
sabin

bbf2
11-12-2007, 11:09 PM
Sabin

Olorin
11-13-2007, 12:44 AM
http://a162.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_4a0c230c6567a9bcaf71f32639d9e619.jpg

Bill looked on, completely unaware he was witnessing the first ever fusion of mountain bluegrass and sithing space jazz. Music history would refer to it as "sith mounting spooge azz," much to the discomfort of nerds and hillbillies everywhere.

Olorin
11-13-2007, 03:21 PM
Darth Maul

Matrix_Fan
11-13-2007, 03:23 PM
Darth Maul

S.A.M.G.
11-13-2007, 04:03 PM
Darth Maul

JBond
11-13-2007, 04:04 PM
You can take it, Mr. Maul.

Darth Maul
11-14-2007, 12:49 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Matrix_Fan
11-14-2007, 01:59 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, the new Pope!

Olorin
11-14-2007, 02:14 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Since the destruction of the One Ring, Gandalf spent several thousand years wandering the earth looking for a purpose. He eventually got tired of walking, bought a segway, and joined the Red Cross. Then someone traded him some aviators for his hat.

Uh... So there you go, the picture makes sense now.

JBond
11-14-2007, 03:04 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Presenting "The Crusader 3000."

Spreading Christianity just got a whole lot easier.

Ashift30
11-14-2007, 02:03 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Ben Hur II - The Return of Judah Ben Hur

Charlton Heston returns as the lovable little Jewish prince in the sequel that awoke the world. Since everyone else from the movie has died, the chariot race will be slightly abreviated.

Ramplate
11-14-2007, 02:26 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg
Old charioteers never die, they just roll away

FilmJerk
11-14-2007, 02:37 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Nostradamus not only saw the future, he built it!

S.A.M.G.
11-14-2007, 03:54 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Santa during the summer months - cruising Renaissance festivals on his segway scouting for new "elves".

Deexan
11-14-2007, 05:29 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Since the Crusades ended and their mystique waned, a free uniform and quality disability benefits were all the Knights Templar had left in their recruitment locker.

petergriffin246
11-14-2007, 05:34 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Jack Nicholson gets a new look in his brand new film Roller Man, The story of a burnt out hippy who becomes a superhero and uses his Roller of Justice to stop evil!!! But can his powers outmatch his arch nemisies Handycapped Hank?

sabin26
11-14-2007, 10:54 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg
After a long debate the Knights Templar decided to try to reach out to new recruits by upgrading to modern technology.

chewie
11-15-2007, 01:07 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

He chose...poorly.

bbf2
11-15-2007, 08:30 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Unfortunately, the lack of funding has forced the Red Cross to make some major cutbacks.

petergriffin246
11-17-2007, 04:52 PM
Bbf 2

Knerys
11-17-2007, 05:27 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

What would Jesus do?

Darth Maul
11-17-2007, 06:40 PM
jbond

JBond
11-17-2007, 07:01 PM
chewie

Ramplate
11-17-2007, 07:20 PM
jbond

FilmJerk
11-17-2007, 09:39 PM
The J man

Matrix_Fan
11-17-2007, 09:39 PM
JBond

Deexan
11-18-2007, 09:01 AM
bbf2

JBond
11-18-2007, 09:37 PM
I guess I'll take it, thanks.

DMac
11-19-2007, 01:26 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/crusadersegue.jpg

Segway Claus

JBond
11-19-2007, 11:24 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Ramplate
11-19-2007, 11:33 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg
"Vat did you have for lunch? Cabbage?"

Matrix_Fan
11-19-2007, 11:39 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Arnold wasn't appreciating sharing the same body with Bush.

insaneMoViEgoer
11-20-2007, 01:18 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Arnold: Now that is a tumor.

Steve from Indy
11-20-2007, 03:23 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Your presidency, give it to me...NOW!

Handsome Rob
11-20-2007, 08:41 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg
Did he just say collateral damage in Cal-eee-forn-ya? Not von of my better moofies.

Ashift30
11-20-2007, 09:33 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Hasta la vista, BUSH!

FilmJerk
11-20-2007, 09:36 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg
"It can't be.....Michael Biehn?"

DMac
11-20-2007, 09:48 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

I see da back ... of your head.

Deexan
11-20-2007, 10:11 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Arnie: Why did I ever agree to ride tandem with this guy...

petergriffin246
11-20-2007, 06:07 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Bush: We should definetly help save the all the childrens of America!!! Al Queda has misunderestimatd me!!!!
Arnold: God hes smart.

Darth Maul
11-20-2007, 08:03 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Arnold's mind:Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

stunt double
11-21-2007, 03:37 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

The Model 800 have met its match in the new Bush series Terminator Model GW

GW: Fear me, for I am a weapon of mass destruction and I will veto all who oppose me.
800: I now know why humans cry. Do something about your breath, its melting my circuitry...

petergriffin246
11-22-2007, 11:55 AM
Deexan

FilmJerk
11-22-2007, 07:42 PM
Indy Steve

Ramplate
11-22-2007, 08:11 PM
Steve

JBond
11-22-2007, 09:04 PM
Deexan

Deexan
11-22-2007, 09:26 PM
Steve

Steve from Indy
11-22-2007, 09:43 PM
Lotsa good ones. I'll have to go with:


Matrix Fan


Honorable mention to Ramplate and Deexan.

Olorin
11-23-2007, 04:55 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/289274998.jpg

Arnold is thinking... : Who is his daddy, and what did he do?
Bush: My father fought Saddaam Hussein over ten years ago in Kuwait, and I am going to finish what he started and terminate Saddaam's evil regime. I guess you could call me the terminator, hehe...
Arnold is thinking... : If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
Bush: We are Americans, and we represent freedom, wonderfulnessity, and everything that is best in life...
Arnold is thinking... : What is best in life... to crush your enemies... to see them driven before you...
Bush: We will crush our enemies.
Arnold: Ya, but you lack discipline!
Bush: I have no exit strategy, because we aren't leaving! I'm the deciding terminator man!
Arnold: You son of a b****.

Ramplate
11-25-2007, 01:04 AM
The Vote So Far:

Deexan

Indy Steve

Steve

Deexan

Steve

...Matrix Fan...

JBond
11-25-2007, 01:09 AM
You can take it, Steve.

Steve from Indy
11-25-2007, 09:00 AM
Okay, thanks Jibbs. Here's a toughie, I think.


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

Deexan
11-25-2007, 10:55 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

The Sri Lankan Boys' Brigade reunion was a bit of a let down.

petergriffin246
11-25-2007, 02:57 PM
Okay, thanks Jibbs. Here's a toughie, I think.


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg
Al Queada's new uniforms were not so frightning...............

Matrix_Fan
11-25-2007, 03:35 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

The decision to bring back the old war tradition of having a flute and drummer guy in the front during battle will prove disastrous in 2.5 seconds.

JBond
11-25-2007, 08:37 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

Still better than Green Day.

Nilade
11-25-2007, 08:38 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

With wireless controls with styles that cater to different regions, the new video game "Rock Band" became a smash hit worldwide.

Ramplate
11-25-2007, 08:55 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

chewie
11-26-2007, 12:16 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

Scrubs: Cairo

Olorin
11-26-2007, 04:03 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

No, I'm neber goeen to do eet weethout the fez on...

(Come on, Steely Dan fans!)

FilmJerk
11-26-2007, 08:14 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

When trying to lure out an Anaconda, snake charming is pushed to the limit

Darth Maul
11-26-2007, 11:06 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

MYYYYYYYYYYYYY milkshake brings all the camels to the yard!

bbf2
11-27-2007, 06:32 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

The years have not been kind to the members of "System of a Down."

Ashift30
11-27-2007, 10:36 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

reuters:Since power had not been restored in Iraq, Guitar Hero II has been placed back on the shelves. The locals are now competing with the lesser game "Zurna Hero"

(sorry)

S.A.M.G.
11-27-2007, 04:45 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/musicians1.jpg

Alas, the Baghdad US Troop Supporters (BUSTS) parade went down as one of the shortest and least eventful in history.

FilmJerk
11-27-2007, 09:18 PM
Samg

JBond
11-27-2007, 11:14 PM
Samg

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-27-2007, 11:55 PM
bbf2

chewie
11-28-2007, 10:31 AM
Darth Maul

Deexan
11-28-2007, 10:53 AM
Darth Maul

WebMonkey
11-28-2007, 10:56 AM
Maul.

Ramplate
11-28-2007, 11:17 AM
Darth

Matrix_Fan
11-28-2007, 01:39 PM
Darth

Angelixx
11-28-2007, 02:24 PM
JBond. LOL'd for real.

dropship-dvd
11-28-2007, 10:19 PM
*edit*

I'm a spamming moron. Please excuse me.

Darth Maul
11-28-2007, 10:22 PM
*edit*

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9951/gtfo12zb1.jpg

Frizzo the Clown
11-28-2007, 10:28 PM
For god's sake, quoting the spam only makes it worse!

Darth Maul
11-28-2007, 10:31 PM
For god's sake, quoting the spam only makes it worse!

sorry i was bored frizzo

ChaCho
11-29-2007, 02:15 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9951/gtfo12zb1.jpg

"Come on we got to keep training harder to make it as Power Rangers"

Darth Maul
11-29-2007, 03:39 AM
"Come on we got to keep training harder to make it as Power Rangers"

we havent selected a winner yet, i was just making fun of the spammer

Olorin
11-29-2007, 07:30 AM
just post Darth. It's about 5-1 over anyone else, and the rest of us don't need our faces rubbed in it anymore... ALRIGHT?!? CHRISTICLES!

Ashift30
11-29-2007, 09:04 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9951/gtfo12zb1.jpg

The GLAXO drug company is rethinking their FDA application for thier new PMS Control drug "Bytchexa" after tests proved the placebo's were equally effective at half the cost.

Steve from Indy
11-29-2007, 09:40 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9951/gtfo12zb1.jpg

Superman's brother, Gary, is getting a little tired of his domineering wife trying to keep him at home.

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-29-2007, 10:20 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9951/gtfo12zb1.jpg

The chineese were already training in anticipation that midget tossing would soon become an official olympic sport.

Ramplate
11-29-2007, 10:27 AM
http://fcis.oise.utoronto.ca/~rchilds/ROLEPLAY/red_x_mark.jpg
Is all I see - unless we're making up headlines for picture yet to be revealed - that would be interesting.

Knerys
11-29-2007, 11:42 AM
I don't think that's the actual picture....have we even declared a winner yet?

Darth Maul
11-29-2007, 01:43 PM
ya as soon as its declared ill post a pic. Isnt Jbond the official best caption approver?

JBond
11-29-2007, 02:58 PM
I dont have to, but go ahead and post a real picture.

Darth Maul
11-29-2007, 04:18 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Inval1d
11-29-2007, 04:23 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Japanese Doctors have found a new way to hear a baby's heartbeat and have conversations with the unborn fetus

JBond
11-29-2007, 04:34 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Leonard "Buttface" McGee and his sister Lucy: the most unfortunate siamese twins set ever.

petergriffin246
11-29-2007, 04:49 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

I wanna go back Ma I WANNA GO BACK!!!!!!!

Matrix_Fan
11-29-2007, 09:40 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Unfortunately, the new portal to Narnia wasn't in the greatest of places.

Ramplate
11-29-2007, 11:13 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg
King's Cross railway station platform 9-¾? Nope, try again.

FilmJerk
11-30-2007, 12:15 AM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

"I'm not liking these new humanized Asian cell phones!"

Steve from Indy
11-30-2007, 03:19 AM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

*Please don't fart. Please don't fart. Please don't fart.*

bbf2
11-30-2007, 03:58 AM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

This time, Richard Gere has gone too far.

Ser Ty Of Ross
11-30-2007, 09:12 AM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Only hours later would he realize that it was the wrong train, and the small brown stain on his hand was for nothing.

Knerys
11-30-2007, 11:10 AM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg
No!! It's throw mama from the train!!

equipe
11-30-2007, 12:02 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Mr. Chin's new job exposed him to less toxic gas then when he tested toys for Wal-Mart.

HeadHunter
11-30-2007, 01:10 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

Olorin
11-30-2007, 02:33 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Ironically, the Chens became fugitives for "copping a feel" off a statue of Kim Jong-il.

Deexan
11-30-2007, 03:40 PM
Ser Ty of Ross.

Some really good ones this round!

ChaCho
11-30-2007, 04:28 PM
http://sinocidal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/xin_3202042715315582927542.jpg

Ironically, the Chens became fugitives for "copping a feel" off a statue of Kim Jong-il.

Damn this population!!... I told you to go on a diet!!

FilmJerk
11-30-2007, 09:25 PM
equipe lol

JBond
11-30-2007, 10:52 PM
Filmjerk

equipe
11-30-2007, 11:37 PM
Matrix_fan

Ser Ty Of Ross
12-01-2007, 12:07 AM
petergriffin

Darth Maul
12-01-2007, 03:18 AM
matrix_Fan

Matrix_Fan
12-01-2007, 03:38 AM
Ser Ty of Ross

HeadHunter
12-01-2007, 07:32 AM
FilmJerk

Steve from Indy
12-01-2007, 10:51 AM
Tough call on this one...


Matrix Fan

Ramplate
12-01-2007, 11:03 AM
jbond

Knerys
12-01-2007, 11:36 AM
Jbond

Olorin
12-01-2007, 05:40 PM
matrix...

...which makes it:

matrix_Fan - 4
JBond - 2
Ser Ty of Ross - 2
FilmJerk - 2
petergriffin
equipe - 1

Matrix_Fan
12-01-2007, 06:02 PM
Does that mean I can post a picture?

Olorin
12-01-2007, 06:03 PM
I'd say so.

Matrix_Fan
12-01-2007, 06:04 PM
YAY!

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

Olorin
12-01-2007, 06:26 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

*deep movie announcer voice*
He warned the world with a look.
He's attacking it with a rocket launcher.

Dramatic Chipmunk: The movie.

This summer... go nuts.

equipe
12-01-2007, 06:35 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg
Chip finally had enough of Dale's ****!

JBond
12-01-2007, 08:25 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

AAAAAL-VIIIIIIIN!

Knerys
12-01-2007, 08:52 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg
Apocylapse Nuts.

Ramplate
12-01-2007, 09:58 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg
Herbert went a little squirrelly this year... more so than usual.
----------------------------------------------------------------


(Don't tell me you people don't know the difference between a Squirrel and a Chipmunk ;) )

JBond
12-01-2007, 10:15 PM
Squirrels typically have bushy tails and don't have stripes.

stunt double
12-01-2007, 10:31 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg
"Nobody touches my nuts and gets away with it!"

FilmJerk
12-02-2007, 12:45 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

After years of battle protecting his nuts, the squirrel finally won and his nuts are safe. Unfortunately, being born blind, the squirrel didn't know they were actually grapes.

Darth Maul
12-02-2007, 01:32 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

Rambo 5: he's back, and this time...he's a squrrel.

Steve from Indy
12-02-2007, 03:41 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

This is not what the public expected when President Bush announced his new strategy to deal with roadside bombs called Operation Roadkill, that he said would be a "little squirrelly".

bbf2
12-02-2007, 06:39 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

"Maybe if I stand with my arms out like this, someone from the internet will photoshop a bazooka into my hands!"

chewie
12-02-2007, 12:23 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

"Wasn't I just eating an acorn? Where'd this bazooka and helmet come from?"

FilmJerk
12-02-2007, 12:30 PM
Maul lol

Ser Ty Of Ross
12-02-2007, 12:34 PM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Squirrel-Warfare-4234.jpg

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like blowing the holy hell out of that squirrel who's always getting into your stash.

Olorin
12-02-2007, 04:44 PM
Half votes for JBond and equipe. Nice to know there are some others who know their rodents, and I couldn't make up my mind which referenced cartoon I like more.

JBond
12-02-2007, 06:50 PM
Darth Maul

Matrix_Fan
12-02-2007, 06:52 PM
Darth Maul

Ser Ty Of Ross
12-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Olorin

Ramplate
12-02-2007, 07:36 PM
Ser Ty

IanTheCool
12-02-2007, 09:39 PM
equipe