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JBond
08-26-2007, 02:02 AM
Can I take this, then?

Nilade
08-26-2007, 10:37 AM
Yes sir!!

JBond
08-26-2007, 10:57 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

Steve from Indy
08-26-2007, 11:14 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

Aye aye aye Manuel! You have defeated me! You are the future of our country! I wish I had a choice, but to kill you.

Ramplate
08-27-2007, 12:18 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg
"Aye dios mio! You sunk my battleship!!!"
(perhaps El Presidente was in the wrong hospital ward)

bbf2
08-27-2007, 04:50 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

After seven years, Elián González finally got his revenge.

Darth Maul
08-27-2007, 08:45 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

"This is harder than the Bay of Pigs"

FilmJerk
08-27-2007, 11:13 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

"I thought we were playing checkers! What is this!?"

Knerys
08-28-2007, 12:09 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg
****!!! I left the oven on!

attention_hore 2
08-28-2007, 08:07 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg
Jesus, mary and JOESEPH!!!! I left my daughter at the gas station

Nilade
08-28-2007, 09:46 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

Kid: A word of advice old man... let the Wookie win.

JBond
08-28-2007, 11:06 PM
Steve

Knerys
08-28-2007, 11:24 PM
Nilade

KUsubaruchick
08-28-2007, 11:31 PM
Ramplate

Steve from Indy
08-28-2007, 11:43 PM
attention_hore 2

Matrix_Fan
08-29-2007, 01:03 AM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/274574120.jpg

"Elian? Elian?! ELIAN?! EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

chewie
08-29-2007, 01:19 AM
Knerys

Darth Maul
08-29-2007, 01:23 AM
Nilade

Matrix_Fan
08-29-2007, 01:26 AM
Nilade

Ramplate
08-29-2007, 02:17 AM
Knerys

FilmJerk
08-29-2007, 09:28 AM
Knerys

JBond
08-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Tie between Nilade and Knerys.

Deexan
08-30-2007, 09:35 AM
Knerys

S.A.M.G.
08-30-2007, 04:58 PM
Nilade

Nilade
08-30-2007, 08:00 PM
That didn't help at all.

moosecakes
08-30-2007, 08:10 PM
Nilade

Knerys
08-30-2007, 08:55 PM
Quick Nilade! Take it before someone else comes!!

Nilade
08-30-2007, 09:24 PM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

Matrix_Fan
08-30-2007, 09:31 PM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

Not to be outdone by America's Two And A Half Men, Japan has created a new sitcom called Two Men And Two Halves Of Women.

Knerys
08-30-2007, 11:54 PM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Ramplate
08-31-2007, 12:05 AM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg
Somehow I think the phrase "Lap Dance" was mistranslated in Japan.

Steve from Indy
08-31-2007, 12:40 AM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg
This was not near as disturbing as step 2 in Mother Regression Therapy; Feeding Time.

Darth Maul
08-31-2007, 01:17 AM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

Butt Heads!

Deexan
08-31-2007, 04:04 PM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

Guy #1: My wife's half the woman she used to be.

Guy #2: I know the feeling...

JBond
09-01-2007, 12:53 AM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

"Here at Busty Slumber, we give your loved one the eternal rest that he deserves"

FilmJerk
09-01-2007, 09:05 PM
http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/japanese_pillow_2.jpg

Afterwards, the legs filed sexual assault charges

JBond
09-01-2007, 10:24 PM
Steve

Nilade
09-01-2007, 11:50 PM
Deexan

Knerys
09-02-2007, 02:04 AM
Steve

Deexan
09-02-2007, 07:58 AM
Steve

FilmJerk
09-02-2007, 01:33 PM
steve

Steve from Indy
09-02-2007, 02:17 PM
Knerys

Darth Maul
09-02-2007, 02:18 PM
steve

Ramplate
09-02-2007, 04:28 PM
Sounds like a win for Steve

JBond
09-02-2007, 06:57 PM
Yeah, you can take it Steve.

Steve from Indy
09-02-2007, 07:11 PM
Oakey dokey. Here ya' go...

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

JBond
09-02-2007, 07:21 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

Once you drink enough, you can start to hear the notes from air guitaring. After you drink a REAL lot, you start to sound good.

Matrix_Fan
09-02-2007, 07:53 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

Bobby got tired with Roy's air guitar, so he decided to shoot him with his air gun while holding his air crotch.

Deexan
09-03-2007, 08:34 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

When the younger sibling from Hanson got mauled and eaten by an escaped Baboon, the older brothers kind of let themselves go.

FilmJerk
09-03-2007, 11:32 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

No one's ever really failed in air guitar....until now

chewie
09-03-2007, 02:06 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

"Hey Man, how'd you get that backstage pass to Joe's basement?"

Darth Maul
09-03-2007, 03:41 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

Guy on left: I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
Guy on Right: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!
Bill, Ted: And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!

bbf2
09-03-2007, 09:30 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg

Man, Metallica's live shows really suck now.

JBond
09-03-2007, 09:50 PM
Heh, bbf2

Ramplate
09-04-2007, 12:56 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/airguitar.jpg
30 years from now these two will be in the nursing home - still doing this with prune juice boxes.

Nilade
09-05-2007, 03:50 AM
Darth Maul

Steve from Indy
09-05-2007, 04:20 AM
All worthy, but I kinda like Filmjerk's. :funny:

Filmjerk

Deexan
09-05-2007, 09:47 AM
Darth Maul

Scorpio82
09-05-2007, 10:02 AM
"...and that's how you put on a seat belt... TO THE EXTREME!!!"

S.A.M.G.
09-05-2007, 01:38 PM
Darth Maul

chewie
09-05-2007, 02:37 PM
Darth Maul

attention_hore 2
09-05-2007, 08:30 PM
attention_hore 2OMG!!!! :omg:
SOMEONE VOTED FOR ME!!!:)

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Im so honored and flattered...this whole time when I said I didnt care about getting a vote/winning....I lied, I do care...I just dont want to seem selfish.
Hehe...thanks :)

Matrix_Fan
09-05-2007, 11:06 PM
Darth Maul

Knerys
09-05-2007, 11:52 PM
filmjerk

JBond
09-06-2007, 12:05 AM
You can take it, Darth Maul.

Darth Maul
09-06-2007, 12:25 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

JBond
09-06-2007, 12:32 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

Black people REALLY like fried chicken.

Matrix_Fan
09-06-2007, 12:43 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

It was no surprise that RE 5 revolved around infected fried chicken.

bbf2
09-06-2007, 01:01 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

A riot broke out as soon as Colonel Sanders shaved his beard and mustache.

Steve from Indy
09-06-2007, 05:15 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

Clearly Venom had taken over Eddie Brock's mind by the time he presented J. Jonah Jameson with his worst, and most offensive doctored photo yet.

FilmJerk
09-06-2007, 09:03 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

The sequels to Die Hard are sure getting ridiculous

Ramplate
09-06-2007, 09:15 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg


The Chicken Riots of '72

Scorpio82
09-06-2007, 10:02 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

SHOULDER ANGEL: "Colonel, why don't you share your chicken with the starving people?"
SHOULDER DEVIL: "No! Heh, heh. It's your chicken! Don't let those moochers have any!"
COLONEL: "Stop it! The two of you are confusing me!!!"

chewie
09-06-2007, 01:39 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

We never did see what Pepper went through to get that chicken to Pedro Cerrano.

Ewok Droppings
09-06-2007, 01:43 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

For Evil Knevil's last stunt, he parachuted in to Nigeria with a bucket of KFC in an attempt to escape with the bucket full. All they found was his shirt and shoes beside the empty bucket.

S.A.M.G.
09-06-2007, 02:16 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

Following the Dodgeball regional semi-finals, tonight on ESPN 8, "the ocho", we'll have highlights of the from the Kentucky regional smear the queer competition sponsored by... well you know.

Handsome Rob
09-06-2007, 03:35 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg
"Damn!! All I said is that I didn't like dark meat!"

smokiechimp
09-07-2007, 06:47 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1184817266002.jpg

OH, OH YOU LIKE CHICKEN WINGS DO YOU!!!!

WELL TAKE THIS ONE, IN YOUR FACE!!!

HA HARRRRRR!!!

FilmJerk
09-07-2007, 08:10 AM
bbf

Ramplate
09-07-2007, 09:18 AM
matrix

chewie
09-07-2007, 01:38 PM
ramplate

Darth Maul
09-07-2007, 01:41 PM
matrix

Deexan
09-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Smokie

Darth Barth
09-07-2007, 11:18 PM
filmjerk

JBond
09-08-2007, 12:43 AM
filmjerk

Knerys
09-08-2007, 10:50 AM
film jerk

Scorpio82
09-08-2007, 12:43 PM
Handsome Rob

Matrix_Fan
09-08-2007, 03:24 PM
filmjerk

JBond
09-08-2007, 09:03 PM
you can take it, Filmjerk

FilmJerk
09-08-2007, 09:36 PM
sweet. thanks.

http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Knerys
09-08-2007, 09:55 PM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

It's the great HONG KONG PHOOEY!!

JBond
09-08-2007, 10:12 PM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Bruce Lee's cat never did get along with Sean Connery's dog.

S.A.M.G.
09-09-2007, 02:43 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Michael Vick's cat Fluffy was soon to follow her master to the big house after this picture of "alleged" cruelty surfaced on the internet.

Matrix_Fan
09-09-2007, 03:37 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

One couldn't help but notice Hollywood was running out of ideas when they green lit Face/Off 2, where John Travolta and Nicolas Cage had their brains put inside a cat and dog.

Scorpio82
09-09-2007, 02:47 PM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Chinese Food Fight!

chewie
09-10-2007, 02:48 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Get ready for spit take. Spit take away.

Steve from Indy
09-10-2007, 05:15 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

And with a shake of his head, and a fling of slobber, Mr. Wiggles throws his rider off, thereby eliminating Sparkles from the cat rodeo.

bbf2
09-10-2007, 08:40 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Unfortunately, this lost on "America's Funniest Home Videos" to some video of a toddler knocking over its food.

Ramplate
09-10-2007, 09:32 AM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg
Unfortunately this was absolute photographic proof of the legendary 5 Point Paw of Death and Mittens was apparently later assassinated by the Ninja Siamese Squad.

JBond
09-10-2007, 04:52 PM
ramplate

Steve from Indy
09-10-2007, 07:51 PM
Ramplate

Honorable mention to Knerys. :D

Knerys
09-10-2007, 09:54 PM
Yeah, most maybe a bit to young to get that reference....but thanks!


Ramplate





And I just have to say.....I would love to know the circumstances leading up to this photo. :meanie:

Darth Maul
09-10-2007, 10:09 PM
http://www.mathimatiko.net/fun/cat_vs_dog.jpg

Dog: why did i let the cat out of the bag?

chewie
09-10-2007, 11:53 PM
bbf2

Ramplate
09-11-2007, 07:32 AM
Matrix

Darth Maul
09-11-2007, 02:19 PM
matrix

moosecakes
09-12-2007, 12:15 AM
Matrix_Fan

Face/Off reference for the win.

Nilade
09-12-2007, 12:26 AM
ramplate

Steve from Indy
09-12-2007, 07:34 PM
Picture please, Mr. Ramplate.

Ramplate
09-12-2007, 08:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Matrix_Fan
09-12-2007, 08:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Early ideas for Heath Ledger's Joker were horrible at best.

Darth Maul
09-12-2007, 09:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

SMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

petergriffin246
09-12-2007, 09:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

And You thought Michael Jackson looked bad a year ago

JBond
09-12-2007, 11:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

"There's been a little complication with my complication"

FilmJerk
09-13-2007, 12:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Ghetto botox

Scorpio82
09-13-2007, 12:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Through the magic of animatronics, Kurt Cobain was ready to go back on tour.

Steve from Indy
09-13-2007, 01:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Another crazy bastard. What a freak. I mean come on...purple hair??

Knerys
09-13-2007, 04:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg
On the next Criss Angel: Mind Freak.....An attempt to stetch his head to match his ego....Will he suceeded....Or enter a paradoxial universe where magic can't get you laid...

insaneMoViEgoer
09-13-2007, 06:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg
"He's been using Brand X"

bbf2
09-14-2007, 04:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Marilyn Manson's latest surgery wasn't as fun as the one on his ribs.

Handsome Rob
09-14-2007, 08:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Before finding horror success as Hellraiser's Cenobite Pinhead, Elliot Spencer
had several failed attempts at creating a scary costume such as this comical
BINDERCLIPHEAD

Sculder
09-14-2007, 01:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg

Preview of Joan Rivers 2008 Oscars haircut

Ewok Droppings
09-14-2007, 01:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/clip.jpg
Marilyn Manson is now the new sponsor for Staples office supply stores nationwide.

FilmJerk
09-14-2007, 09:23 PM
Bbf

JBond
09-14-2007, 10:24 PM
Scorpio82. Hilarious

Ramplate
09-14-2007, 11:50 PM
Scorpio82 - that made me spew soda :D

Ewok Droppings
09-15-2007, 12:22 AM
Scorpio82

Knerys
09-15-2007, 03:30 AM
Darth Maul

boydston_14
09-16-2007, 01:49 AM
Scorpio82

Deexan
09-16-2007, 07:34 AM
Scorpio82

JBond
09-17-2007, 12:02 AM
You can take it, Scorpio.

Scorpio82
09-17-2007, 09:24 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

S.A.M.G.
09-17-2007, 10:31 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

Needless to say, the railroad's dental plan left something to be desired.

Matrix_Fan
09-17-2007, 02:43 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

It wasn't until the halfway point that Joe realized that what he was doing was incredibly stupid.

JBond
09-17-2007, 05:07 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

"Why are you taking pictures?! For God's sake, somebody, please HELP me!!"

Ramplate
09-17-2007, 05:31 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

The new lawn mower pull starter was a big miscalculation by the train managers - poor Joe was hosed off the tracks moments later.

petergriffin246
09-17-2007, 06:36 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

Wow this guy is so stupid! I mean come on blue pants with an orange vest!

chewie
09-17-2007, 07:24 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg


"Quick! Tag me in!"

FilmJerk
09-17-2007, 09:56 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

"Wouldn't it just be better to just go to the dentist?!"

bbf2
09-17-2007, 10:09 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

"Chinese Firedrills" aren't as fun with trains.

Steve from Indy
09-18-2007, 12:06 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

*Toothless Joe to self* Chicks dig guys that pull trains with their teeth...

Nilade
09-18-2007, 12:17 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

"Ooooo! Tastes like chicken!"

Knerys
09-18-2007, 06:11 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg
Speed III: This time....they're on a train!!!

Steve from Indy
09-18-2007, 06:52 AM
Filmjerk

Scorpio82
09-18-2007, 10:21 AM
Chewie.

JBond
09-18-2007, 01:18 PM
Samg

Nilade
09-18-2007, 01:59 PM
Samg

Darth Maul
09-18-2007, 02:46 PM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n277/cUshko/caption01.jpg

This is nothing! last time he did it using one testicle and his penis.

Matrix_Fan
09-18-2007, 04:06 PM
Darth Maul

Sculder
09-19-2007, 09:45 AM
petergriffin246

Ramplate
09-19-2007, 10:46 AM
SAMG - the obvious line but the best I think

attention_hore 2
09-19-2007, 05:11 PM
I like JBond's ...lol :D

___

EXCLUSIVE 'JADED STON3S 3NDING GAME' THREAD SPOT #5

On September 21st

-Kody [Dakota Fanning] squeezes Rachael Frailman's [Rachael McAdams] arm.
"AAAAHH!!!" Rachael screams. Kody breaks it with both her hands, as if Rachael's arm was a toothpick

Trust no one...

- Joetta Young Foster [Barbra walters] blocks her face with her free hand as an arm with a sharp syringe prepares to stab her.

Watch your back...

- Kody [Dakota Fanning] slashes Rachael's [Rachael McAdams] back with a 9in long butcher knife. "AAAHHHH!!!" Rachael screams as tears stroll down her face.

...And buckle up

- A car flips over

- Zora Young Foster [Mya Angelou] picks up the rear end of Joetta Young Foster's [Barbra Walters] car. Joetta, trying to get away, presses the gas but it won't budge, it is stuck in Zora's powerful grip.
"You aint going nowhere, HA!" Zora yells, smirking.
Zora takes a step back and begins to drag the entire car back.


JADED
STON3S
3NDING
GAME

Everywhere September 21st
Rated: R

Knerys
09-20-2007, 01:39 PM
bbf2

JBond
09-20-2007, 06:00 PM
You can take it, SAMG

S.A.M.G.
09-23-2007, 08:40 AM
Here you go gang.

Lots o' luck.

http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

Ramplate
09-23-2007, 10:08 AM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg
Apparently Casio misjudged the Salsa setting.

petergriffin246
09-23-2007, 03:07 PM
Here you go gang.

Lots o' luck.

http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

This is what happens when a piano and guitar try to have a kid.

Darth Maul
09-23-2007, 03:19 PM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

The 1-18-08 monster has finally been revealed

Matrix_Fan
09-23-2007, 03:24 PM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

Cranking it up to 11 wasn't the greatest idea ever.

JBond
09-23-2007, 07:23 PM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

You can now see The Torch's first keyboard on display at the Smithsonian.

FilmJerk
09-23-2007, 11:36 PM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

The transformers have become lazy now. They can't even finish a transformation

Boro
09-23-2007, 11:43 PM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg
The roof wasn't the only thing on fire.

bbf2
09-24-2007, 12:34 AM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

Fall Out Boy is so bad at playing music, that even parts of their own instruments try to get as far away from them as possible.

chewie
09-24-2007, 02:02 AM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

"Please somebody finish the job!"

Steve from Indy
09-24-2007, 07:36 AM
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/odd_instrument_closeup.jpg

Another fine Chinese product...

FilmJerk
09-24-2007, 11:03 AM
haha Steve. cracked me up

JBond
09-24-2007, 04:57 PM
Ramplate

chewie
09-25-2007, 11:53 PM
Bbf2

Ramplate
09-26-2007, 12:02 AM
filmjerk

Steve from Indy
09-26-2007, 09:27 AM
Ramplate

Deexan
09-26-2007, 08:44 PM
Steve

Nilade
09-27-2007, 12:23 AM
Ramplate

JBond
09-27-2007, 01:12 AM
You can take it, Ramplate.

Ramplate
09-27-2007, 07:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

Frizzo the Clown
09-27-2007, 08:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

Introducing: Dr. Wernstrom's Reverse SCUBA suit! Now for humans!

JBond
09-27-2007, 04:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

"So I can breathe! DUH!"

Knerys
09-27-2007, 04:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg
I never get thirsty.

FilmJerk
09-27-2007, 11:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

The Goldfish people have arrived!!!

Steve from Indy
09-28-2007, 12:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

No I don't have a dollar you can have! How stupid do I look??

chewie
09-28-2007, 02:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

I hope he went with the anti-fog goggles.

Darth Maul
09-28-2007, 02:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

how stupid do I look?

Matrix_Fan
09-28-2007, 02:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

Final Trap for Saw IV revealed!

bbf2
09-28-2007, 04:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/ramplate/stupid.jpg

Mysterio's design for Spider-Man 4 was unimpressive.

Steve from Indy
09-30-2007, 11:13 PM
Frizzo

Ramplate
09-30-2007, 11:32 PM
bbf2

JBond
09-30-2007, 11:49 PM
Matrix Fan

Darth Maul
10-01-2007, 12:24 AM
Matrix Fan

chewie
10-01-2007, 12:37 PM
Knerys

Nilade
10-01-2007, 01:41 PM
bbf2

Steve from Indy
10-02-2007, 06:06 AM
http://citlink.net/~batgnome/hypnotoad.gif

Someone break the tie. The Hypnotoad is getting angry. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

JBond
10-02-2007, 01:55 PM
Tied 2-2 between bbf2 and Matrix fan.

JBond
10-07-2007, 12:59 AM
Please?

Deexan
10-07-2007, 02:05 PM
bbf2

JBond
10-07-2007, 10:33 PM
Take it, bbf2.

bbf2
10-08-2007, 07:57 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Steve from Indy
10-08-2007, 08:52 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

A demonstration of the budget that will be available for battle simulators after 10 years of being in Iraq.

Deexan
10-08-2007, 08:56 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

THE ARMY: WHERE FIRE, PAVING SLABS, SLEDGEHAMMERS AND HOMO-EROTICISM COLLIDE*!




*FIRE, PAVING SLABS, SLEDGEHAMMERS AND HOMO-EROTICISM NOT ALWAYS GUARANTEED TO COLLIDE

Ramplate
10-08-2007, 10:45 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

"NOW YOU CAN FORGET THE CALL - THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN!! WITH THIS I SHOOT PEOPLE, WITH THIS I HAVE FUN!!"

Darth Maul
10-08-2007, 01:20 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE!

Escape
10-08-2007, 01:30 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Starfleet News: "Cadet Wesley Crusher [first from the left] from the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E) and the rest of his compadres going through some psychological drills with rocks of fire as the fleet makes them combat ready for the war with the Klingons."

JBond
10-08-2007, 04:45 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Guy with hammer: I love the Army.
Guy with brick on chest: The Army sucks.
Guy on all fours: I LOVE the Army.

Sock-Man
10-08-2007, 04:48 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Marines demonstrate the fine art of medieval fire extinguishing.

Knerys
10-08-2007, 05:46 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Military Intelligence.

FilmJerk
10-08-2007, 10:08 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

A little excessive for softball tryouts

Matrix_Fan
10-09-2007, 01:06 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

The army, now even more flamingly homosexual than ever!

chewie
10-09-2007, 12:45 PM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

At least they have a larger turnout than last year.

S.A.M.G.
10-10-2007, 12:42 AM
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/04/pics/64_pics_116452.jpg

Thank you sir, may I have another!

JBond
10-10-2007, 12:56 AM
I loved so many of these captions, it was hard to choose. Steve From Indy, SAMG, Knerys, and Filmjerk's all made me laugh.

Sock-Man

bbf2
10-10-2007, 05:14 AM
FilmJerk

PsYkOoOoO
10-10-2007, 07:19 AM
Knerys.

FilmJerk
10-10-2007, 09:36 AM
JBond. cracked me up :lol:

chewie
10-10-2007, 01:54 PM
ramplate

Ramplate
10-10-2007, 02:02 PM
Samg

Darth Maul
10-10-2007, 02:39 PM
sock man

Sock-Man
10-10-2007, 02:59 PM
Filmjerk

Knerys
10-10-2007, 03:57 PM
Samg

Deexan
10-10-2007, 04:54 PM
filmjerk

Escape
10-10-2007, 06:57 PM
JBond

JBond
10-10-2007, 10:48 PM
Filmjerk - 3
JBond - 2
SAMG - 2
Sock-man - 2
Ramplate - 1
Knerys - 1

S.A.M.G.
10-11-2007, 02:23 AM
Filmjerk

Steve from Indy
10-11-2007, 02:52 AM
chewie

bbf2
10-11-2007, 07:13 AM
I think you can take it, FilmJerk.

JBond
10-11-2007, 03:24 PM
Yeah, good pic, btw, bbf2.

FilmJerk
10-11-2007, 09:32 PM
sweet. thanks.
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

Ramplate
10-11-2007, 09:43 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg
Old lady: "That's nice dear, but we meant show us your other muscle."

JBond
10-11-2007, 09:51 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

They should have left out Linda Hamilton for Terminator 4

Escape
10-11-2007, 10:11 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

"I once had a goiter bigger than that sonny so go impress someone else."

Knerys
10-11-2007, 10:12 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

"Eets nat a Tooma!!"

Deexan
10-11-2007, 10:39 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

What Austrian for 'ménage ŕ trois'?

Darth Maul
10-11-2007, 11:00 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg
Arnold: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.
Old lady: You forgot to say please...

Matrix_Fan
10-11-2007, 11:04 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

Arnold always loved a woman with a little meat off her bones.

Steve from Indy
10-12-2007, 05:17 AM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

"Please look at my giant muscles, ladies, not my tiny penis."

bbf2
10-12-2007, 08:17 AM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

Unhappy with the law in the Constitution that says he can't run for President, Arnold tries to change the minds of the last two people alive when it was written.

chewie
10-12-2007, 12:35 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

"I'm detective John Kimble!"

EvilDeadNDN
10-12-2007, 04:54 PM
http://www.cardcow.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-with-two-old-ladies-celebrities-28932.jpg

There were no survivors.

Steve from Indy
10-14-2007, 08:03 AM
Escape

Ramplate
10-14-2007, 08:11 AM
steve

Escape
10-14-2007, 08:36 AM
Steve

FilmJerk
10-14-2007, 10:16 AM
steve lol

Deexan
10-14-2007, 11:17 AM
steve

Ramplate
10-14-2007, 11:40 AM
I bet we have a winner

JBond
10-14-2007, 06:44 PM
Knerys

moosecakes
10-14-2007, 08:07 PM
knerys

JBond
10-20-2007, 11:48 PM
You can take it, Steve.

MasterChief117
10-21-2007, 12:49 AM
Steve by a mild.

Steve from Indy
10-21-2007, 01:56 AM
Alrighty then. Thanks much.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

Matrix_Fan
10-21-2007, 02:01 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

Mrs. Montgomery 20 seconds after winning the world's smartest person award.

JBond
10-21-2007, 02:11 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

"Hey. This isn't Wal-Mart."

donny
10-21-2007, 02:15 AM
dp

donny
10-21-2007, 02:17 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/steve44_bucket/Woman.jpg

"I knew this parking space looked odd.."