Best Caption

[Darth Maul]

Smokiechimp

[pixiness]

ramplate

[Kris Hodgson]

Pixi

[smokiechimp]

I think Pixi should take this so we can move on.

I'm sure we'll get a worthwhile pic this time.

[Ramplate]

yeah Pixi

[pixiness]

Sorry for the wait guys - getting something right now.

[pixiness]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--
Thanks again for the votes! :)

[Ramplate]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--
'o sole mio, sta nfronte a te
'o sole, 'o sole mio
sta nfronte a te, stanfronte a te! ...

[equipe]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--
A monkey taking a shower!... Has Fizzo finally moved off of midget porn?

[JBond]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Damn, those Spicy Tendercrisps ARE hot!

[smokiechimp]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Dustin Hoffman ALWAYS gets his Monkey! This time he caught the infected little bugger with banana flavored water! So Simple, It's GENIUS!

[Nilade]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Nothing like a nice cold shower after a good spanking...

[Darth Maul]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Play monkey's Sexy Monkey of the Year!

Including an one on one with sexy bachelor Curious George! we ask the age old question

What makes George Curious!!!

[RiddleMeThis?]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

HAVE YOU SOAKED YOUR MONKEY TODAY?

[HaDoKen]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--


My owner sure didnt know the meaning of "Spank the monkey"

[FilmJerk]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

A little mouth watering after some piss drinking

[bbf2]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Another one of Paris Hilton's pets tries to drown itself.

[JBond]

Ramplate.

[chewie]

JBond

[Ramplate]

bbf2

[smokiechimp]

Nilade

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

None of them are funny but I'll vote for bbf2

[Nilade]

filmjerk

[RiddleMeThis?]

JBond.

Yeah, this one wasn't very inspiring.

[pixiness]

bbf2

[Chaos Zero]

bbf2

[JBond]

You can take it, biff.

[bbf2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

[bbf2]

Current Leader and Reigning Champion

1. Jbond 37 wins

-----------------------------------

The Double Figures Club

2. bbf2 30 wins
3. Pixiness 28 wins
4. Sparhawk 20 wins
5. Frizzo The Clown 17 wins
-. Equipe 17 wins
6. TyRoss 13 wins
-. Idahomr2man 13 wins
-. Knerys 13 wins
-. smokiechimp13 wins
7. HeadHunter 12 wins
8. Slinger 10 wins

------------------------------------
The Best of the Rest

9. Nilade 9 wins
10. Darkness 8 wins
-. Kris Hodgson 8 wins
-. cg124 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
halo7 7 wins
insanemoviegoer 7 wins
Chewie 6 wins
dr. evil 6 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
ViRUs 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Zombieman 5 wins
Ramplate 5 wins
poashaggy 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Rogue 4 wins
Brock Landers 4 wins
Ruban 4 wins
EvilDeadNDN 4 wins
Tardumb 4 wins
SuperRyan 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Darth Maul - 3 wins
Capricorn Devil 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Superman 2 wins
stunt double 2 wins
elmo zombie 2 win
The WupZter 2 wins
Morpheus1987 2 wins
Steve From Indy 2 wins
Boro 2 wins
RiddleMeThis? 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
Fanible 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
ip_guru 1 win
JAE 1 win
Klimber 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
twaas 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Webmonkey 1 win
PapaRoachRules 1 win
Lactophiliac 1 win
sshuttari 1 win
Sculder 1 win
Oliver_Queen - 1 Win
Malcontent - 1 Win

[smokiechimp]

You stole my leader board!

Plagorist!!!

(I didn't make it for you to inflate your ego)

[RiddleMeThis?]

I thought this one up a little too late, but I had to post it anyway...

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--

Bubbles tried desperately to wash the taste of Michael Jackson out of his mouth.

[RiddleMeThis?]

Okay, on to business...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg
So... This is what happens when the track coach subs for the swim team?

[Ramplate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

It was PCP that made Tomatsu forget it was just the warm up and wonder who drained the pool.

[chewie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

3 seconds from now Stanford is going to have 1 less swimmer.

[JBond]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

God, I hope they're not running to go wash my car.

[attention_hore 2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg
BOY JUMPING: I know I could do this...I can fly away like a bird trapped in a cage of darkness with an evil vermin eating my heart...I can be free

BOY IN FRONT: You have accepted the green destiny

[smokiechimp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

Paris Hilton Gets Out Of Prison Today Guys!!!!

[JBond]

smokie

[FilmJerk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

"Last one to the pool is a rotten eggroll!"

[The WupZter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

Apparently they've never seen a black man before.

[Darth Maul]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

ITS RAINING MEN!

[Angelixx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/angelixx/gheyz.jpg

**Cue Tyra Banks**
PANTYYY PARTAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[HaDoKen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

The audition for the Hollywood version of Waterboys , right this way.

[pixiness]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg

And in world news today, bedlam insued as the American Pie producers announced open auditions for the long-awaited sequel to "the Naked Mile" - Japanese Pie: The Naked Kilometer

[equipe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/gheyz.jpg
The Gay Triathalon always has a few flamboyant contestants.

[pixiness]

ramplate

[smokiechimp]

Jibbereedoo

[Deexan]

riddlemethis

[Ramplate]

Smokie

[Nilade]

equipe

[JBond]

Gah, just take it, smokie.

[chewie]

Smokie

[JBond]

Smokie! Somebody wake up smokie.

[Knerys]

I think he is on his way to the states ( if he isn't already here) sooooooooooooo.......maybe it's jet lag?

[Darth Maul]

well u guys dont have to consider this a caption pic but wouldnt this be fun to caption....

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/johnnythehmc666/1179953961152.jpg

[JBond]

I'll just find a picture so we can move on.

[JBond]

Here we go.

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

[Matrix_Fan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

"Face it, we're lost. Let's go ask that nice looking man that looks like Sean Bean. I'm sure he'll help us."

[Darth Maul]

awww I thought my pic was an interesting choice... any ways

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

WOULD YOU STOP MASTERBAITING AT THE WHEEL AND DRIVE!

[Nilade]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

Bored housewives create a new "extreme" sport that soon becomes all the rage... Dashboard Karate Chopping! "HEEIII-YAAAAA!"

[Deexan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

"Your next objective: drive in a straight line whilst i furiously flail my rubber arm."

[bbf2]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

Man, Carrie Fisher keeps looking worse and worse.

[FilmJerk]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

"You failed your SAT's again. I want to you to drive this right into an oncoming 18 wheeler."

[Ramplate]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG
"Doris, it was from your window out to here, I swear!"

[attention_hore 2]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG
"Now keep going straight down 4th street"

[chewie]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG


I knew we should have took that left turn at Albuquerque.

[pixiness]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG
In response to onstar and other navigation systems - Lucas Enterprises released the Jedi-Roadmaster today. This simple-to-use system installs in the passenger seat of any automobile and then uses "the force" to guide you to your destination. Also available in darkside.

[Steve from Indy]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG
Driving instructor Doris Rottenbush, demonstrates her patented "hands on" technique with the acceleration forehead slap.

[HaDoKen]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG


Face it. Im just FAT. Period.

[Silent Yoda]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

"Okay, since we're not moving, I think I need to give you some advice. The first rule of driving is DRIVE THE ****ING CAR!!"

[The WupZter]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0966/X00027_9.JPG

Girl: THE BRAKE'S NOT WORKING!

Doris: ..Keep driving straight, my dear.

[pixiness]

My vote goes to chewie for the classic bugs bunny reference

[Darth Maul]

Matrix Fan for the hitcher reference

[JBond]

pixi

[Frizzo the Clown]

pixi

[equipe]

Chewie

[Ramplate]

pixi

[Steve from Indy]

Oh, I'll go with chewie I guess. You can't beat a classic. Lots of good ones though. :)

[sshuttari]

bbf2

[Matrix_Fan]

Darth Maul

[bbf2]

chewie

[Knerys]

Chewie.

[chewie]

I guess since I have 5 votes I'll go ahead with the next pic.

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

[JBond]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

"We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."

[Steve from Indy]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg
I'm sorry, that's the wrong picture. I, um, I'd like to announce that I'll be leaving channel 7 news, to uh, um, begin my new my job as Google's new Rap mascot, "MC Search". That's all, good night hos.

[FilmJerk]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

"Breaking news! We have just received a sketch of what the serial rapist looks like and holy **** thats me!"

[Matrix_Fan]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

"Ollie, what do you think of this?"

"I'M A RAPIST!"

"Thanks Ollie"

[Darth Maul]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

when asked of the rapist why he raped so many women he simply said:

"b1tch wouldn't give me chicken.."

[Boro]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

April Fool's goes too far.

[sshuttari]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

In other news a man hunt has been..... what the hell is this some kind of a joke?

guy behind the camera "No your a rapist"

[insaneMoViEgoer]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

FOUND

[JBond]

That's similar to what I was originally going to put. I was going to put "Found him"

[halo7]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

Flea Market! Montgomery! Its just like...It's just like a Mini-Mall! I'll rape ya. Flea Market! Hey, Hey! Flea Market! Montgomery! I'ts just like...

[Knerys]

I think we've done this one....

[HaDoKen]

.

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

Great news! The man pictured has been caught by authorities early this morning and since the usual news man is off sick today they replaced him with the rapist picutred.

[JBond]

I think we've done this one....

Actually, I sent you this picture once. ;)

[Knerys]

Oh...then nevermind.

[Ramplate]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg
"And in other news....Does anyone have the number of a good layer?"

[attention_hore 2]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg
So...when do I get the 5,000 dollar reward?

[JBond]

Filmjerk

[Knerys]

Jibbs just for the Monty Python reference. ;)

[Boro]

insaneMoViEgoer

[Steve from Indy]

Boro

[halo7]

insaneMoViEgoer

[bbf2]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

Carl never pissed off the graphics guy again.

[chewie]

matrix fan

[Darth Maul]

matrix fan

[JBond]

Not that it matters, I'm changing my vote to bbf2.

[petergriffin246]

http://deals.tc/funny.jpg

.

The Black Bandit rapist has been identified as my evil twin brother.

[sshuttari]

JBond

[attention_hore 2]

Well I want to say congratulations to all those who got nominations :)...Im really happy for you, and its okay that I didn't get one...or that I never got one ever before...Im still happy for you guys. You guys make funny captions all the time and even though I never got a mention from anyone else...its okay :)
Dont worry...just keep doing what you all do

[iv3rdawG]

Boro

[Steve from Indy]

Well I want to say congratulations to all those who got nominations :)...Im really happy for you, and its okay that I didn't get one...or that I never got one ever before...Im still happy for you guys. You guys make funny captions all the time and even though I never got a mention from anyone else...its okay :)
Dont worry...just keep doing what you all do

Well, I'm nearly always skunked. But then I'm old and probably have a Dean Martin Roast kind of humor that doesn't translate well. So don't feel bad. You really are an attention whore, aren't you. ;)

Mmm... Dean Martin Roast. *salivates*

[UnicornBlood3]

insaneMoViEgoer

[JBond]

I think you can take it, Insane.

[insaneMoViEgoer]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

[Matrix_Fan]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

"So I pulled down this woman's dress and said "Mnagh! I'm horny!" Ooops, wrong story."

[Darth Maul]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

MNAH CALIFORNIANS NEED TO GET DOWN AND BOOGIE OOOGIE!

[HaDoKen]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

Anyone who opposes me and my beliefs will all be terminated!!!!!

[Steve from Indy]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

I'd say it's safe to say that lady got "polled" by Ahnuld backstage.

[attention_hore 2]

Well, I'm nearly always skunked. But then I'm old and probably have a Dean Martin Roast kind of humor that doesn't translate well. So don't feel bad. You really are an attention whore, aren't you. ;)

Mmm... Dean Martin Roast. *salivates*
Im proud of them really...but I am a little jealous...
so for everyone else...FINE DONT VOTE FOR ME!!!! OKAY SHEESH!! :angry:
....I feel better now that I released my anger :)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg
ARNOLD: So for the graduating class of 2007...congrats!! You all will have a sucessful future.
LADY: Thank-you for the speech these children needed your words
ARNOLD: It was an honor.
LADY: Students give another round of applause for govenor arnold schwartzeneger!!
*students clap*
...again thank-yoy
ARNOLD: It was an honor

[FilmJerk]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

Gov. Schwarzenegger announces a California bill to finally allow manly looking women to get laid too

[petergriffin246]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg


Arnold: ..........So after I make love to a woman and leave to got get "breakfast" I wont be back.

[Knerys]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg
Women: My, what a beautiful jowl you have...

[JBond]

I can't see anything, not a red X, just nothing.

[Knerys]

You have enter...........the TWILIGHT ZONE.


*que music*

[bbf2]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

Arnold introduces a bill promising equal rights for mole people.

[FilmJerk]

:lol: bbf

[pixiness]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/08arnold533.jpg

Arnold: So I explain to Dolph Lundgren fohrm es very emportant in powah lifting any government project. Dis is why I am the governator and he's not.

[petergriffin246]

attention hore because I know her pain on not getting nominated.

[Ramplate]

I don't see a pic either

[JBond]

Glad I'm not the only one.

How can I be expected to share my funny with the world if pics won't show up for me? :(

[halo7]

Any better?

Whiners ;)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7641/heyahnuldpe7.jpg

[JBond]

Finally....yeah, I can't think of anything for it.

[Maxi]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7641/heyahnuldpe7.jpg
Woman: Oh my god, oh my god! I can't believe i work for Mr Freeze!

[JBond]

Nice.

[chewie]

Maxi

[Ramplate]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7641/heyahnuldpe7.jpg
"See I bent 'zis invisable iron baar 'vis my bare hands - and now I'm going to pump California up - you all belief' me .. DON'T YOU, ya!"

[JBond]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7641/heyahnuldpe7.jpg

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!

[Steve from Indy]

I was gonna use "Dis is lefty, dis is righty. Deez are vhat, makes me mighty!"


Anyway, I vote for Ramplate.

[JBond]

Maxi.

[Darth Maul]

maxi

[attention_hore 2]

attention hore because I know her pain on not getting nominated.oh my god!!! :eek: , I am honored. Thank you so much. I want to thank all of my caption fans...i know you really cared and I want to think CS. Goodbye, and again thank-you so much!!!

[Steve from Indy]

oh my god!!! :eek: , I am honored. Thank you so much. I want to thank all of my caption fans...i know you really cared and I want to think CS. Goodbye, and again thank-you so much!!!

Attention hore, you're a strange, strange person. You almost make me look normal. :D

[attention_hore 2]

Attention hore, you're a strange, strange person. You almost make me look normal. :DWhat? I was just happy...its my first nomination ever.
I dont think Im strange..I am a normal person, I just act like myself :)...some people may think its strange but what can I do?

[bbf2]

some people may think its strange but what can I do?

Act less strange?

[Sculder]

pixiness

[Knerys]

Somebody just take it already!

[bbf2]

Maxi

You can take it.

[Boro]

Maxi has 9 posts and hasn't posted in over a week. Maybe he (or she) isn't coming back?

[Darth Maul]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

There! do youre worst! make my day!

[Matrix_Fan]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

"I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message.......

TACOS RULE!"

[JBond]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

WARNING: May contain small portions of real food.

[FilmJerk]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

"We ran out of sour cream before we made this taco...."

[pixiness]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg
Nasa revealed today the first compelling evidence of life on Mars. It appears that there truly is a Taco Bell anywhere in the Universe... open late.

[chewie]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

The new Carne Asade Fiesta Taco from Taco Bell. Guaranteed you'll get some on your clothes, 100%.

[Ramplate]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

"Hey! Carmella! Where did the damn dog go? ...Mmmm this taco looks especially good today!"

[petergriffin246]

Ramplate.

[iv3rdawG]

Chewie

[JBond]

Chewie

[Ramplate]

JBond

[Darth Maul]

Film Jerk

[chewie]

JBond

[JBond]

Oh yeeeeah, best caption. Well now you just tied it, so somebody vote for me or chewie so we can get this going again.

[Matrix_Fan]

Jbond

[JBond]

Woot, I'll find one in a minute.

[Evildooer]

http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg

When Laxatives just don't work anymore!

[JBond]

Best I coudl find:

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

[Darth Maul]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

now put it in you're mouth

[Ramplate]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG
"psst, she's talking to those other people... how many of these do you think we can get out the door while she's not looking...?"

[Matrix_Fan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

Guy: "Okay, just a few more of these, and then I can find you sexually attractive."

[Dan's_Gurl]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

Guy: We have a couple hours to kill before we go to the AA meeting, right?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: Think these will hold us over?

Girl: Get another two just incase.

[pixiness]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG
Guy: Alright - so it's beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, all clear. So that means....
Girl: Wine all the time... We're both lookin fine!

[Evildooer]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

GUY: Ok this is what we call Jesus Juice.
GIRL: ohhhhh

[chewie]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

"No! No! Carlo Rossi will do fine for the State of the State dinner."

[attention_hore 2]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG
GUY: GEE WILKERS!!! JESUS, MARY, and JOESEPH!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL: What
GUY: Your a big woman
GIRL: Oh I know I can bench press 400 pounds.
GUY: Impressive.
GIRL: Freeze well

[bbf2]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

Harry Potter celebrates his 21st birthday.

[iv3rdawG]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

There were no survivors.

I got this in the bag http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/13.gif

[FilmJerk]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

"Isnt this a little excessive for our son's tenth birthday?"

[pixiness]

My vote goes to Dan's Gurl

[Ramplate]

Matrix fan

[Knerys]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG
....and now we will attempt to juggle all 30 bottles first full, then empty. We assure you that our wills have been updated and signed.

[Nilade]

filmjerk

[JBond]

A lot of them made me laugh, but I'm going to go with Filmjerk.

[Knerys]

filmjerk

[Darth Maul]

Matrix Fan

[bbf2]

FilmJerk

[pixiness]

Is it safe to say FilmJerk's got it?

[JBond]

Yes

[FilmJerk]

sweet! my very first win. not sure if this one has been done

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

[JBond]

Bush: No, Colin, for the last time, I will not smell your finger.

[Ramplate]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg
Nope, no bomb there! *Sniff* Gawd I hate this job!

[Nilade]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

"Mmmmm... smells like colan..."

[petergriffin246]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0972/X00110_9.JPG

Man: Whats with all the liquor?
Womn: Kids acting up. What about you?
Man: Same.

[Knerys]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg
Powell: I'm allergic to poor leadership...

[Darth Maul]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Powels mind: "Damn it George enough with those tacos"

[pixiness]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg
Powell: If I were gonna grow a mustache. I'd want it right here. And fluffy. Like 70s fluffy. Like Shaft... aw yeah.... (sings) Who's the black secretary of defense that gets all da hoes? He's a bad mutha... shut yo mouth... just talking 'bout Powell!

[Steve from Indy]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

...when suddenly the Secret Service agent lunged in with his finger to save the President from Secretary Powell's weapon of snot destruction.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

BROWN NOSE!

[Deexan]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Colin: Dammit, i think i got a booger stuck up my nose...

Brian the Security Guy: Here General Powell, let me take care of that. You just blow when you're good and ready.

Colin: You're a strange man, Brian, but i like you.

[bbf2]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Bush: "With this nomination, I don't have to worry about Civil Rights!"

[chewie]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

"I'm crazy index finger moustache man!"

[JBond]

Deexan

(But pixi's was real good, too.)

[Knerys]

Steve

[Nilade]

pixi

[Ramplate]

Nilade

[Knerys]

And it a four way-tie! :alien:

[iv3rdawG]

And it a four way-tie! :alien:

Five.

bbf2 ;)

[Steve from Indy]

Well, I'd vote for Knerys since she voted for me, but that would just make it worse. And since I love music so much, and Deexan makes pretty good music and has a funny caption, I'll vote for him.

Deexan

How's that? :D

[iv3rdawG]

You should have voted for Knerys..

[Steve from Indy]

You should have voted for Knerys..

Never! Stop the madness! ;)

[Olorin]

I know it's late, but I don't care...

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Inner monologues...

Bush: I wonder why Laura's vagincerium is so loose lately... hmm, maybe she's pregnant again!

Powell: MMmmmm... first lady... mmmmm...

[Knerys]

Oh how we've missed you. :)

[Olorin]

Oh how we've missed you. :)

You know, I'd believe you if there was a shrine or a temple to me somewhere around the boards... but no, you guys completely forgot your manners.

[Knerys]

Well the shrine was destoryed in the last SHH raid and face it, we're all too lazy to do anything about it.

[Olorin]

Well the shrine was destoryed in the last SHH raid and face it, we're all too lazy to do anything about it.

I face it.

(People should say that more often.)

[Knerys]

(people should also do it more often)

[Olorin]

(people should also do it more often)

True true... I am totally doing it, you know.

[Knerys]

How do I know you're actually doing it and not just saying that you're doing it?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I know it's late, but I don't care...

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Inner monologues...

Bush: I wonder why Laura's vagincerium is so loose lately... hmm, maybe she's pregnant again!

Powell: MMmmmm... first lady... mmmmm...
You come back, after all these years and submit a caption that only has 3 lines? Man, you're losing your touch.

[Olorin]

How do I know you're actually doing it and not just saying that you're doing it?

Well, you could always come see for yourself. I'm in my barracks in Ft. Bragg, NC. I'll give you directions. You'll find my laid out on my bunk, naked except for a utility belt I keep on in case I have to fight crime.

[Olorin]

You come back, after all these years and submit a caption that only has 3 lines? Man, you're losing your touch.

I'll warm up, don't you worry.

[Olorin]

Hey, do they have "a look back" pages anywhere on here? Like a compilation of all the past winners?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, you could always come see for yourself. I'm in my barracks in Ft. Bragg, NC. I'll give you directions. You'll find my laid out on my bunk, naked except for a utility belt I keep on in case I have to fight crime.
Thats a disturbing image thats gonna keep me up at night...








...just don't ask me what I'll be doing...

[Olorin]

Thats a disturbing image thats gonna keep me up at night...








...just don't ask me what I'll be doing...

You fight crime too, eh? :applaud: Good for you.

(shame on you)

[Knerys]

Well, you could always come see for yourself. I'm in my barracks in Ft. Bragg, NC. I'll give you directions. You'll find my laid out on my bunk, naked except for a utility belt I keep on in case I have to fight crime.

Oh Batman called and asked when he could get that back. He seemed insistant...

[Frizzo the Clown]

You fight crime too, eh? :applaud: Good for you.

(shame on you)
Yes, I fight the evil that lurks in my pants.

[Olorin]

Oh Batman called and asked when he could get that back. He seemed insistant...

You can tell him he can come get it himself. You don't see me leaving my equipment at HIS house after a long night of... uh...

I've said too much.

[Olorin]

Hmm... I vote me.

[JBond]

Deexan wins

[Olorin]

Deexan wins

Bah!

[Deexan]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

[Olorin]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

Frizzo: That's right! CRY, MY NEW BRIDE! WHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You're sick Frizzo, sick.

[pixiness]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

Are you in college? Do you suffer from frequent hangovers and pot giggles? Are you out of clean laundry and money? Then you need MAIL-ME-HOME from Ronco Enterprises. The patented MAIL-ME-HOME cardboard box is meant to take any college student and ship them home to their parents at mom and dad's expense. The secret is the amazing RETURN TO SENDER label. Just print it, stick it and you're home! ronco does not accept reponsibility for injuries or death resulting from lack of oxygen or improper packing.

[JBond]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

There's something in her box making her happy.

[Darth Maul]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

I put my girlfriend in a box!

"dun dun dun dishhh"

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: That's right! CRY, MY NEW BRIDE! WHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You're sick Frizzo, sick.
Oh sure. Make a joke at my expense.


*******. :P

[Ramplate]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg
eBay ITEM #1784659211: Nag In A Box
BUY It NOW $0.02
FREE SHIPPING WORLD WIDE

[Matrix_Fan]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

Recreating the "Worm attempting to eat girl" scene from Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, didn't quite go as planned because the original had like, you know, a budget.

[equipe]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg
They make returning mail order brides much easier these days.

[FilmJerk]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

wow....she was just a baby when she was mailed off

[bbf2]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

"That's it! I'm never going to Thailand again!"

[Olorin]

Oh sure. Make a joke at my expense.


*******. :P

I'm adding to your legend, friend.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'm adding to your legend, friend.
Well in that case, I thank you.

[chewie]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

Let's see UPS explain this one.

[Nilade]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg

Box gives birth to full grown girl! Who is the father? Tonight on Fox news at 11!

[Darth Maul]

Nilade

[equipe]

Ramplate

[JBond]

equipe

[Knerys]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2884/cscaptionss7.jpg
When he's to cheap to buy a plane ticket...