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Frizzo the Clown

02-14-2002, 08:24 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
I'd vote for Frizzo, but he tried to cheat! So I'll vote for Moe.<hr /></blockquote>I wasn't trying to cheat.....I was trying to give you people options! :rolleyes:

bbf2

02-14-2002, 09:24 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
I'd vote for Frizzo, but he tried to cheat! So I'll vote for Moe.<hr /></blockquote>I wasn't trying to cheat.....I was trying to give you people options! :rolleyes: <hr /></blockquote>You can only have one . . . cheater cheater cheater!

JBond

02-14-2002, 11:22 AM

Well it seems the voting is done which makes Olorin our winner!

Olorin

02-15-2002, 01:23 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Nilade:
I gotta go with Olorin. Just for curiosity's sake, how did the hamsters fit into the scheme of things?<hr /></blockquote>It was ingenius how they did it. In fact, it was so ingenius, that I can't even imagine it!

Olorin

02-15-2002, 01:25 AM

I'll try to find a picture...

Olorin

02-15-2002, 01:33 AM

Enjoy!

Moe Szyslak

02-15-2002, 07:53 AM

Hey, I don't want A cracker. I want the whole *****ing box!

JBond

02-15-2002, 10:01 AM

With an amazing sonar range, this bird will soon pick out the location of the neighbors parakeet...and eat it!

[ 02-15-2002, 10:01 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

TyRoss

02-15-2002, 10:46 AM

Oh my god look at the size of that parrots goiter!

bbf2

02-15-2002, 03:12 PM

Lady: Oh no! A bird is on my hand! Ah!

They should have realized that remaking Hitch****'s "The Birds" with a limited budget was a bad idea.

[ 02-15-2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

slinger

02-15-2002, 03:18 PM

Sherry saw the amount of crap the parrot left in her living room.

beemanbone

02-15-2002, 03:20 PM

And the lady panicked, for she has finally stumbled upon the one living creature whose haircut is worse than Olorin's. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Rogue

02-15-2002, 03:22 PM

Here kitty kitty kitty...

bbf2

02-15-2002, 03:39 PM

I know I'm supposed to wait for a few more, but I'm going to have to vote for beemanbone already.

TyRoss

02-16-2002, 09:21 AM

In the intrests of keping this thread in the limelight I vote Rogue.

Moe Szyslak

02-16-2002, 10:45 PM

Damn, this fell the second page...we can't let that happen again.

I vote for Jibbs.

kryptonian_boy

02-16-2002, 10:50 PM

I feel compelled to vote for Rogue. I don't know why, I just do!

Olorin

02-16-2002, 10:59 PM

My caption was pure genius. "Enjoy!" Hot DANG, could I be any wittier? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

I vote Bond.

bbf2

02-16-2002, 11:00 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
My caption was pure genius. "Enjoy!" Hot DANG, could I be any wittier? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Yes, it was the epitomie of hilariousness due to the fact that the person in question in the photograph obviously was not in a state of enjoyment.

JBond

02-17-2002, 12:23 AM

I vote Moe, anyone else?

bbf2

02-17-2002, 12:24 AM

That's two Jibbs, two Rogues. Plus a bee and a Moe.

[ 02-17-2002, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

kryptonian_boy

02-17-2002, 07:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
That's two Jibbs, two Rogues. Plus a bee and a Moe.<hr /></blockquote>That sounds like the name of a bad tv show. Maybe a mid-season replacement on the WB. :D

bbf2

02-17-2002, 11:11 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by kryptonian_boy:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
That's two Jibbs, two Rogues. Plus a bee and a Moe.<hr /></blockquote>That sounds like the name of a bad tv show. Maybe a mid-season replacement on the WB. :D <hr /></blockquote>Or an extremely bizarre drink order.

TyRoss

02-17-2002, 01:51 PM

So who wants to break the Jibbs Rogue tie.

bbf2

02-17-2002, 01:52 PM

I will. I change my vote to Rogue.

[ 02-17-2002, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

Rogue

02-17-2002, 01:56 PM

My caption wasn't that good..I'll vote Jibbs.

Iben

02-17-2002, 01:58 PM

I'll vote Rogue!

pixiness

02-18-2002, 01:57 PM

Just a recap:

Pixi 4 wins
Slinger 4 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
bbf2 1 win

pixiness

02-18-2002, 01:59 PM

And my vote incidentally goes to Moe

TyRoss

02-18-2002, 02:00 PM

And by now you can add Rogue to that list I think. We've waited long enough she won JBond do you concur.

bbf2

02-18-2002, 02:01 PM

Yeah, Rogue, you've won! Post something!

pixiness

02-19-2002, 11:10 AM

Pixi 4 wins
Slinger 4 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
bbf2 1 win
Rogue 1 win

Go ahead Rogue... do us the honors!

Rogue

02-19-2002, 11:12 AM

I'm looking for a good one. :)

Rogue

02-19-2002, 11:20 AM

How about this one? Enjoy! If it's stupid I'll find another one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

pixiness

02-19-2002, 11:24 AM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Nigel always dreaded participating in The Irish Soccer Team's rendition of The Nutcracker

JBond

02-19-2002, 11:24 AM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Right now he's thinking "Thank God for my cup"...and so will his children

Caroline

02-19-2002, 11:31 AM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />
....And The First Game of Every Season, Ends With The Hazing of the Rookie.

Rogue

02-19-2002, 11:32 AM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Man in green: MOMMY!!!!

Olorin

02-19-2002, 02:11 PM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Siegfried: ROY! Why you kick me, ROY?
ROY: OH SIEGFRIED, IT IS A KICK OF LOVE!
Siegfried: Love hurts, ROY!

*buh dum psssshhhh*

TyRoss

02-19-2002, 06:18 PM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Wrong ball stupid.

Moe Szyslak

02-19-2002, 06:54 PM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

At this moment, all of the men in the stands set down their beers and began to openly weep.

bbf2

02-19-2002, 09:05 PM

<img src="http://www.sillyimages.com/new/kickballs.jpg" alt="" />

Okay, new plan: STOP SCORING GOALS ON THE RED TEAM.

KunGpoW

02-19-2002, 09:17 PM

Look at the pain on his face.

JBond

02-20-2002, 02:47 PM

Time for voting, I vote for Moe.

Iben

02-20-2002, 02:52 PM

I'll vote for JBond!

pixiness

02-20-2002, 02:54 PM

I'm gonna throw half a vote each to bbf2 and Moe.

Rogue

02-20-2002, 04:02 PM

I'm going with TyRoss. :D

Moe Szyslak

02-20-2002, 04:05 PM

Voting for bbf2

pixiness

02-20-2002, 04:11 PM

a dead heat... (except that Moe and bbf2 have an extra half a vote a piece)

JBond

02-20-2002, 11:52 PM

Wow, this topic is really starting to lose it's interest...

Moe Szyslak

02-20-2002, 11:55 PM

Well, there's a tie...what do you want me to do about it?

JBond

02-21-2002, 12:01 AM

I mean very few people still participate in this. The fact that people are tying at one is proof of that.

Moe Szyslak

02-21-2002, 12:12 AM

Ahem, there's a tie at 1.5 votes...thank you very much.

pixiness

02-21-2002, 08:45 AM

I don't think people are losing interest... I think they're all chicken!!!

Yeah that's right you all heard me. I said it. You're all a buncha scaredy cats, afraid to caption with the caption-masters. So BRING IT ON!!! Unless you're wimps!

:: Moe whispers to pixi that less competition is better for her ::

Or, DON'T caption! That's cool too. I mean it's not like you're chicken or anything if you don't! :)

TyRoss

02-21-2002, 08:51 AM

Wow hey look I'm breaking the tie. bbf2

bbf2

02-21-2002, 09:02 AM

Cool. If anyone wants to vote differently, do it now . . . I'll have to post the picture really soon because in twenty minutes I have to go to class.

pixiness

02-21-2002, 09:15 AM

I'd say go right ahead bbf2

pixiness

02-21-2002, 09:16 AM

Pixi 4 wins
Slinger 4 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
Rogue 1 win

bbf2

02-21-2002, 09:19 AM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

Okay, I hope this works...

TyRoss

02-21-2002, 09:55 AM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

Mini Ma Boucher... the new Austin Powers villain

[ 02-21-2002, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: TyRoss ]

Madman

02-21-2002, 10:34 AM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

"Time to pick up some little b!tches at the local nursery. Watch out!!! This baby's bad to the bone....."

pixiness

02-21-2002, 10:39 AM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

Me? I was BORN bad!

thebtskink

02-21-2002, 12:03 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

That's not baby fat. That's fat, baby!

Olorin

02-21-2002, 12:57 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

Gooo goo ga looobeepooo, s***face.

[ 02-21-2002, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Caroline

02-21-2002, 03:21 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />
"where's Dennis Hopper, and Jack Nicholson when i need them?"

slinger

02-21-2002, 03:31 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

How am I going to impress the guys if I smell like crap?

Moe Szyslak

02-21-2002, 04:06 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

<Moe pops in Steppenwolf's Born To Be Wild>

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
And whatever comes my way
...skip down to refrain

BORN TO BE WILD, BORN TO BE WILD

Soccerman

02-21-2002, 04:35 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

Philo Beddoe? I got a score to settle with you...

Let's see how many of you whippersnappers can even GUESS who Philo Beddoe is!!!

Caroline

02-21-2002, 04:37 PM

wasnt that eastwoods character in all those any which way movies?

JBond

02-21-2002, 08:47 PM

<img src="http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/badbab.jpg" alt="" />

The day I was born!

Da NA na NA na

Was just yesterday!

Da NA na NA na

I was real cold!

Da NA na NA na

But I threw my blanky away!

Bad to the bone!

JBond

02-22-2002, 10:05 AM

Alright, time to vote.

HeadHunter

02-22-2002, 10:08 AM

ok i missed this what are you doing

TyRoss

02-22-2002, 10:08 AM

JBond

Iben

02-22-2002, 11:00 AM

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> TyRoss is doing JBond <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

Soccerman

02-22-2002, 11:23 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Caroline:
wasnt that eastwoods character in all those any which way movies?<hr /></blockquote>Damn, Caroline. You're good. Or, could it be, are you... my age?????

BTW, I vote for Olorin on this one.

TyRoss

02-22-2002, 07:17 PM

Ahem votes people let's keep it movin' here

bbf2

02-22-2002, 07:48 PM

slinger

thebtskink

02-22-2002, 08:16 PM

slinger.. that crap mongering person that's better than me! :D

TyRoss

02-23-2002, 08:36 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Soccerman:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Caroline:
wasnt that eastwoods character in all those any which way movies?<hr /></blockquote>Damn, Caroline. You're good. Or, could it be, are you... my age?????

BTW, I vote for Olorin on this one.<hr /></blockquote>That depends on how old you are Soccerman. Her pics in the album (or a link to it at least)

Soccerman

02-23-2002, 12:16 PM

Ty, where is this famous photo album?

Iben

02-23-2002, 12:17 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Soccerman:
Ty, where is this famous photo album?<hr /></blockquote>It's right here in the comunity, goes by the name: Frizzo's photo album!

TyRoss

02-23-2002, 12:17 PM

Why you can find Frizzo's famous photo album right through this link.

<a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=25;t=000941" target="_blank">Frizzo's Photo Album</a>

Iben

02-23-2002, 12:23 PM

just realised I haven't voted: I vote Slinger!

JBond

02-23-2002, 09:55 PM

Slinger, you win

Caroline

02-24-2002, 01:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Soccerman:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Caroline:
wasnt that eastwoods character in all those any which way movies?<hr /></blockquote>Damn, Caroline. You're good. Or, could it be, are you... my age?????

BTW, I vote for Olorin on this one.<hr /></blockquote>That depends on how old you are Soccerman. Her pics in the album (or a link to it at least)<hr /></blockquote>1st, after a long tiring weekend, i say hello, all. well, soccerman, im probably not your age, im 19 :) , the only reason i knew that cause my papa, is a big eastwood freak, obsessed to the point that most of my childhood was spent sitting on his lap watching all of clints movies....

and yes olorin, my pic is still up :) , my roomate tina has been hard at work to keep it there. until next post, bye!

TyRoss

02-25-2002, 09:32 AM

Where's Slinger we need a new pic

Link

02-25-2002, 09:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Where's Slinger we need a new pic<hr /></blockquote>He probably doesn't even remember this topic. Man it was better a long time ago.

Moe Szyslak

02-25-2002, 04:10 PM

I'm bringing this back to the top...slinger post a new pic.

slinger

02-25-2002, 07:15 PM

Alright I'll find something.....

slinger

02-25-2002, 07:21 PM

The other one had a penis shaped rock so I thought I don't know if thats right for this, but this is still good. So now I'm a five time winner. YEAH!

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

May the best caption win. No scandals.

slinger

02-25-2002, 07:23 PM

JBond

02-25-2002, 08:11 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

"...do I get a mulligan on that one, Fred?"

Caroline

02-25-2002, 08:43 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" /> - man on the green, "Sooooo, That's how they're made!"

[ 02-25-2002, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Caroline ]

Knerys

02-25-2002, 08:47 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />
Turtle mumbling to himself: "Fore...umhp...fore my a$$!"

Moe Szyslak

02-25-2002, 09:34 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />
Screw the penalty, I'll play it as it lies.

Olorin

02-25-2002, 09:34 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

Turtle says mockingly: Oh no, oh no! A golf ball has been photoshopped into my anus! Whatever am I to do? * then snidely says* I swear, your mother is going to be all over the internet by morning wearing a bikini made entirely of shrimp and bears!

bbf2

02-25-2002, 10:30 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

Golfer: Well I sure as hell won't try to retrieve that ball!

TyRoss

02-25-2002, 10:31 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

FIRE ONE!!!!

Link

02-25-2002, 11:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:


<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

<hr /></blockquote>Fred:I was right it did fit! You owe be $10.00 Tom!

Tom:Wait, let's see if a tennis ball will fit.

pixiness

02-26-2002, 08:44 AM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

Golfer: I'm not so sure about this Steve... You SWEAR this special tee is gonna help my slice?

[ 02-26-2002, 08:45 AM: Message edited by: pixiness ]

pixiness

02-26-2002, 08:47 AM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 4 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
Rogue 1 win

tyler_durden

02-26-2002, 12:24 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

Announcer: "He's going to have to make par on this one. But this turtle's unconventional putting style hasn't let him down yet..."

Soccerman

02-26-2002, 12:49 PM

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" />

(turtle yells at receding figure):"Thank you for the demonstration, Mr. Gere! I'll remember what you taught me! Thaaaaaank youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

JBond

02-26-2002, 09:24 PM

Time to vote, I vote for Moe.

Rogue

02-26-2002, 09:50 PM

I know this is a late entry, so if it's not considered, that's cool. :)

<img src="http://www.ezee-life.com/pictures/think.jpg" alt="" /> The turtle thinking to himself: Is this considered a hole in one??

Rogue

02-26-2002, 09:51 PM

Oh yeah, and my vote goes to Soccerman. <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />

Moe Szyslak

02-26-2002, 10:20 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Time to vote, I vote for Moe.<hr /></blockquote>How very strange, because I'm voting for you Jibbs.

Knerys

02-26-2002, 10:31 PM

I vote Jbond as well.

JBond

02-26-2002, 10:57 PM

Whoo-hoo! Going good!

tyler_durden

02-26-2002, 11:43 PM

I vote for JBond on that one too.

TyRoss

02-27-2002, 08:56 AM

Soccerman

pixiness

02-27-2002, 09:02 AM

Durden!!!!

Malice

02-27-2002, 09:07 AM

Soccerman

02-27-2002, 09:07 AM

Rogue:

you are officially my first. I will never forget this moment as long as I live. Thank you for being gentle with me.

(PERVS!!! I was talking about her VOTE for my caption!!!!)

Link

02-27-2002, 09:40 AM

I vote for Moe

JBond

02-27-2002, 09:54 AM

Hmmm, 3 for me and 3 for Soccerman...any more votes!

slinger

02-27-2002, 04:51 PM

Doesn't break the tie, tyler.

JBond

02-27-2002, 09:07 PM

Ok this is going no where....um, Soccerman, you win!

pixiness

02-28-2002, 09:02 AM

And with Soccerman's win (post something soon, dude) that brings our list to:

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 4 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Soccerman 1 win

That means slinger's all alone in first place!

TyRoss

02-28-2002, 09:07 AM

You've become quite the little scorekeeper Pixi.

Soccerman

02-28-2002, 10:01 AM

Cool deal, folks...here's mine, and I am SOOOOO looking forward to what y'all's warped minds can come up with...!

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Frizzo the Clown

02-28-2002, 10:05 AM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

I'm not sure about these new uniforms, Phil. Do you think my pads will fit under that?

[ 02-28-2002, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

pixiness

02-28-2002, 10:09 AM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Man, just cuz a brother play a tough position don't mean he can't wear sometin underneaf his uniform that make him feel pretty, dogg.

TyRoss

02-28-2002, 10:10 AM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Do you think this would make my ass look fat?

[ 02-28-2002, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: TyRoss ]

Moe Szyslak

02-28-2002, 11:09 AM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

Okay, don't tell anyone this. When we were playing St. Louis, I went into the kicker's room and he was wearing this!

JBond

02-28-2002, 11:10 AM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

"The way I see it, if we're going to practice sacking, why do it on worn down pads!?"

slinger

02-28-2002, 12:25 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

"C'mon! It would confuse the hell out of them, they wouldn't be able concentrate, lots of money from endorsements, we would make Sportscentre..."

slinger

02-28-2002, 12:27 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:

That means slinger's all alone in first place!<hr /></blockquote>I would like to thank Maxim, they have such great captions. JBond for creating this topic. You people for posting the pictures....

Caroline

02-28-2002, 12:37 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />-the team has really gone downhill since montana left

Madness

02-28-2002, 12:41 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

You know, it's been a long time since I've been with a mannequin......

[ 03-01-2002, 01:03 AM: Message edited by: Madness ]

Xenofax

02-28-2002, 12:51 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />
Wardrobe shopping for the upcoming movie, Rocky Horror Picture Show 2: Transvestites in the Hood.

kryptonian_boy

02-28-2002, 02:40 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />
Which do you think will bring out the color in my eyes best, pink or black?

Rogue

02-28-2002, 05:52 PM

<img src="http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1116/photo/a_niners_sp.jpg" alt="" />

"I told you I'd get you something special, honey."

Moe Szyslak

03-01-2002, 01:37 AM

Wow, this really has been our most successful one as of late...um, when do we start voting?

Madness

03-01-2002, 01:41 AM

Mine's a toss up between Pixi's and Frizzo's.......

Iben

03-01-2002, 01:46 AM

There are some really good ones this time it's hard to decide...hmm...I vote Slinger

Moe Szyslak

03-01-2002, 01:54 AM

Well, if we're voting then my vote goes to pixi.

Frizzo the Clown

03-01-2002, 07:45 AM

Well, since I can't vote for my own, I'll vote for pixi.

pixiness

03-01-2002, 08:42 AM

My vote goes to Madness

TyRoss

03-01-2002, 08:45 AM

I'll take Jibbs on this one.

JBond

03-01-2002, 10:00 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Well, since I can't vote for my own, I'll vote for pixi.<hr /></blockquote>Loser....

I'll vote slinger.

[ 03-01-2002, 10:02 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

Frizzo the Clown

03-01-2002, 10:05 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Well, since I can't vote for my own, I'll vote for pixi.<hr /></blockquote>Loser....

I'll vote slinger.<hr /></blockquote>You're just mad that I didn't vote for you!!

tyler_durden

03-01-2002, 11:28 AM

I vote Pixi! <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />

Rogue

03-01-2002, 12:17 PM

My vote goes to pixi as well.

Colorado Cajun

03-01-2002, 12:28 PM

I vote Pixi

Knerys

03-01-2002, 01:44 PM

I vote TyRoss.

Madness

03-01-2002, 01:46 PM

Well, in the spirit of band wagon jumping, I now shift my vote to just PIxi!!

Sorry Frizz..........

pixiness

03-01-2002, 03:25 PM

I would jmp on the band wagon too, but that seems awfully conceited...

Moe Szyslak

03-02-2002, 12:08 PM

So, is it safe to assume that pixi won? I know she won't be on for another couple of days but is she the winner?

tyler_durden

03-02-2002, 02:01 PM

Yeah, I think that there has been enough time for voting, it's time to declare Pixi the winner and get a new picture Monday.

pixiness

03-04-2002, 08:14 AM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Soccerman 1 win

pixiness

03-04-2002, 08:15 AM

and WOW... I didn't expect mine would win... Quite an honor!

Here you go.....

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

tyler_durden

03-04-2002, 09:17 AM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

Bill: "See honey, even dogs can't resist. I told you the whole Monica thing wasn't my fault!"

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 09:18 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
Well, in the spirit of band wagon jumping, I now shift my vote to just PIxi!!

Sorry Frizz..........<hr /></blockquote>You bastard!!

Frizzo the Clown

03-04-2002, 09:21 AM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />
Hey Hillarie, look at what I can get the dog to do when I stick a hot dog in my pocket! Oh yeah, baby, thats the stuff! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Link

03-04-2002, 09:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:


<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Bill: This damn dog can't even do it right. I miss the way Buddy did it.

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 09:39 AM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

What Hillary hadn't told Bill was that she had trained Buddy to bite off his member while Bill was in China.

JBond

03-04-2002, 09:57 AM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

What Bill doesn't know but will soon find out is, that this is a drug sniffing dog.

Rogue

03-04-2002, 11:27 AM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

Bill thinking to himself: "Damnit Hillary! When I said I wanted a threesome, this wasn't what I had in mind.."

TyRoss

03-04-2002, 12:12 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

And I can say with certainty, that I did not have sex with that labrador... what the... how come no one tells me when there's a camera around.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 02:41 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

No! You eat milkbones! MILKbones!
BAD DO... oooh.

slinger

03-04-2002, 06:48 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

Bill: I wish she would leave.

thebtskink

03-04-2002, 07:20 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

Bill: Hey listen Buddy... whatever she tells you, it's a lie. You're the only one for me. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mrs. Rodham. (a little lower.... oh yeah, that's the stuff..)

SamuraiiSam

03-04-2002, 07:43 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

When asked to comment on the White House's new pet Bill replied, "New dog, old tricks."

SamuraiiSam

03-04-2002, 07:45 PM

Man, I haven't played this game in a while. When do we start voting?

bbf2

03-04-2002, 07:55 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

We all knew Lewinsky was a dog, but this was too much . . .

Jedi Knight

03-04-2002, 08:30 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />

Bill Clinton: "Ow!"

Knerys

03-04-2002, 08:36 PM

<img src="http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/clinton1.jpg" alt="" />
Bill: What the hell...
Hillary: Good dog.

Olorin

03-04-2002, 09:40 PM

I vote Durden!

SamuraiiSam

03-04-2002, 10:31 PM

I vote Moe. I think Hilary actually did that...

Rogue

03-04-2002, 10:33 PM

I vote ryanblair2. <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />

Knerys

03-04-2002, 10:35 PM

I vote slinger.

Moe Szyslak

03-04-2002, 11:36 PM

I vote for bbf2

tyler_durden

03-04-2002, 11:40 PM

I am torn between Moe and ryanblair2....

...but I think I am going to have to vote ryanblair2. Sorry Moe.

JBond

03-04-2002, 11:43 PM

I'm going to have to vote Durden

TyRoss

03-05-2002, 12:26 AM

Rogue

Madness

03-05-2002, 01:01 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Madness 1 win
<hr /></blockquote>Hey!! What is this propaganda?? I have 2 wins, 2!!!! Dammit, when will I get the recognition I deserve!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .............

[ 03-05-2002, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: Madness ]

Moe Szyslak

03-05-2002, 01:04 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Madness 1 win
<hr /></blockquote>Hey!! What is this propaganda?? I have 2 wins, 2!!!! Dammit, when will I get the recognition I deserve!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> .............<hr /></blockquote>I recognize that Madness has 2 wins...happy?

Madness

03-05-2002, 01:15 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
I recognize that Madness has 2 wins...happy?<hr /></blockquote>Meh, a little......

Ton

03-05-2002, 06:43 AM

Soccerman

03-05-2002, 08:52 AM

Olorin...definite...definite...definitely Olorin...

pixiness

03-05-2002, 09:35 AM

Ty (looks like we might have a 4 way tie)

pixiness

03-05-2002, 09:36 AM

and i apologize profusely for the error in score for Madness. It's just another example of us sane people trying to keep the crazy man down... It was wrong, and I'm sorry

TyRoss

03-05-2002, 10:39 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Ty (looks like we might have a 4 way tie)<hr /></blockquote>Is that an ironic pun? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

tyler_durden

03-05-2002, 10:45 AM

I think that the standings go something like this (for this round):

Me: 2
ryanblair2: 2
Moe: 1
Slinger: 1
bbf2: 1
Rogue: 1
Olorin: 1
TyRoss: 1

Moe Szyslak

03-05-2002, 10:55 AM

durden, if it wasn't for you I would be tied for the lead right now! :mad: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

tyler_durden

03-05-2002, 10:59 AM

Yeah, well I thought about changing my vote so that I would win, but who would I really change it to? Almost everyone has at least one vote. :rolleyes: :D :p

JBond

03-05-2002, 11:01 AM

Yeah, almost everyone..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

tyler_durden

03-05-2002, 12:06 PM

Yeah, well yours sucked Bond, so I couldn't vote for yours. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

Ton

03-05-2002, 01:51 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Yeah, almost everyone..... :(<hr /></blockquote>quite right <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

slinger

03-05-2002, 03:06 PM

I'd vote for you JBond, but that wouldn't settle the tie. So my vote goes to tyler.

tyler_durden

03-05-2002, 06:48 PM

So does that mean that I win? Is voting officially over?

thebtskink

03-05-2002, 09:35 PM

I vote for Ryan to prolong the vote!!! :D

SamuraiiSam

03-05-2002, 10:13 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by thebtskink:
I vote for Ryan to prolong the vote!!! :D <hr /></blockquote>Do you want that 50 bucks now or later? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

JBond

03-05-2002, 11:42 PM

My goodness, just let Tyler post one.

SamuraiiSam

03-05-2002, 11:50 PM

Damn you Bond! Damn you! Why won't you just die!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D :p

Madness

03-05-2002, 11:51 PM

NEVER!!!!......

Madness

03-05-2002, 11:57 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
and i apologize profusely for the error in score for Madness. It's just another example of us sane people trying to keep the crazy man down... It was wrong, and I'm sorry<hr /></blockquote>Thats ok, we'll just have to think of some way for you to make it up to me............Some sort of "legal" way this time Pixi <img src="http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/shiftyeyes3d.gif" alt="" />...

tyler_durden

03-06-2002, 03:37 AM

I am posting this because if I don't post it now, I won't be able to post it later. If I didn't really win, oh well, get over it. :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Enjoy!

TyRoss

03-06-2002, 08:06 AM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Oh my god Jerry we've found a pre historic Kinder Surprise!!!!!!

pixiness

03-06-2002, 08:34 AM

Slinger 5 wins
Pixi 5 wins
Frizzo 4 wins
TyRoss 4 wins
bbf2 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Olorin 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Durden 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Soccerman 1 win

pixiness

03-06-2002, 08:37 AM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Men out of frame: "What is the biggest terror of Afganistan? The Lightning Sand, but Bob here was clever enough to discover what THAT looks like, so in the future we can avoid it... Thanks Bob!"

Soccerman

03-06-2002, 09:36 AM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Come on, Billy, recess is over and you have to get out of the sandbox. Besides, look what I have here...it's your favorite, Powdered Doughnut Pancake Surprise!

slinger

03-06-2002, 04:17 PM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

This is actually a scene from a Turkish porno.

thebtskink

03-06-2002, 05:01 PM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

This is actually a scene from one of Frizzo's midget pornos. :D

JBond

03-06-2002, 05:28 PM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Bob fooled Tom into thinking he blew up, he had some laughs...then Tom killed Bob.

SamuraiiSam

03-06-2002, 06:09 PM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

"Wait!! I have lunch right here!! Don't eat the giant pickle!!"

SamuraiiSam

03-07-2002, 07:16 PM

N one else is gonna go? If not, I vote for JBond.

"Bob fooled Tom into thinking he blew up, he had some laughs...then Tom killed Bob." hehe

JBond

03-07-2002, 07:19 PM

I vote Soccerman

ballsrud

03-07-2002, 08:30 PM

I vote for JBond.

Iben

03-07-2002, 08:31 PM

JBond!

TyRoss

03-08-2002, 08:37 AM

Pixi

pixiness

03-08-2002, 09:28 AM

Jibbs!

Madness

03-08-2002, 11:56 AM

<img src="http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/bombsquad.jpg" alt="" />

Man in sand: "I'll never get over these hiccups!!! I guess it's time I just ended the pain of my existence!! Goodbye cruel world...POP!!!"

Soccerman

03-08-2002, 12:44 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
I vote Soccerman<hr /></blockquote>Thanks for the vote, J-Man, but I gotta go with yours...funny as *****!!!!!!!! :D :D

tyler_durden

03-08-2002, 03:09 PM

JBond definitely gets my vote.

SamuraiiSam

03-10-2002, 08:11 PM

Bond wins by a landslide.

TyRoss

03-10-2002, 09:52 PM

Hey Bond post a new one... it's yer own thread fer cripes sake keep it movin.

JBond

03-10-2002, 10:20 PM

Sorry, been busy. I'll do it when I can.

Soccerman

03-11-2002, 09:59 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Sorry, been busy. I'll do it when I can.<hr /></blockquote>Come on, Jibbs! It's been almost TWELVE HOURS!! What, do you have to SLEEP or something?

JBond

03-11-2002, 10:15 AM

Ok, I searched for 20 minutes and this is what I found!

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

kryptonian_boy

03-11-2002, 10:19 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

Tonight, on a special "Behind The Make-Up": "Frizzo the Clown: His Final Years"

[ 03-12-2002, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: kryptonian_boy ]

Soccerman

03-11-2002, 12:44 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> <img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Man, look at this gut! I've gotta lose some weight. Maybe skip a few beers, jog a lap or two, hey I could get one of those personal trainer things...

WHAT, BOB?? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU! I'M ON WHAT? TV? I'M ON TV???? WHERE...!

Aww, Crap!

Moe Szyslak

03-11-2002, 01:26 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

Through genetic experimentation, the government had finally crossbred Frizzo the Clown and rObix.

rObizzo the Drunken Clown

pixiness

03-11-2002, 01:30 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

And now Ladies and Gentleman, for your halftime entertainment, please direct your attention to Jo-Jo the clown and his amazing stomach bongo serenade!

[ 03-11-2002, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: pixiness ]

beemanbone

03-11-2002, 01:32 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

Mrs. Ronald McDonald really let herself go after the pregnancy.

[ 03-11-2002, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: beemanbone ]

TyRoss

03-11-2002, 02:33 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

The Barenaked Ladies were a big hit in their clown costumes until Stephen Page decided it was time to play Day-O on his jiggly bongo.

slinger

03-11-2002, 03:31 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

The unveiling of the Wax Frizzo the Clown drew big crowds to the St.James Civic Center.

SamuraiiSam

03-11-2002, 04:21 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

When Clowns Attack...

bbf2

03-11-2002, 07:35 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

And they said Tom Arnold wouldn't be able to find work!

Olorin

03-11-2002, 07:51 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" />

Mother to her son: You see... when a stupid man loves a drunk woman very very much...

*wait for it... and... cue the laugh track*

Link

03-11-2002, 08:02 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Ok, I searched for 20 minutes and this is what I found!

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0412/X00193_9.JPG" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Clown Mascot:Get your hot nuts! 1 for fifty-cents! Buy 2 and get a free belly dance.