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kryptonian_boy

01-19-2002, 05:54 PM

This is easily the greatest work of modern art I've seen in years, signifying mankind's want for, or lack of desire to, co-exist in blahblahblahblah........(to infinity)....

JBond

01-19-2002, 08:27 PM

You know...I was going to look for a new one.

Rogue

01-19-2002, 08:29 PM

The natives were restless. ;)

JBond

01-19-2002, 08:30 PM

This...is by far my most successful topic ever by far. And not only does it have 1000 posts, but it's not a spam topic, it's a game that's still going on task! (With some talking in between ;) )

Yay!

bbf2

01-20-2002, 12:21 AM

http://gallery.yimg.com/c/256wm/10474952.jpg

Well if this isn't proof that babies are evil, I don't know what is.

tyler_durden

01-20-2002, 12:26 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
This...is by far my most successful topic ever by far. And not only does it have 1000 posts, but it's not a spam topic, it's a game that's still going on task! (With some talking in between ;) )

Yay!<hr></blockquote>

Congrats, JBond! Maybe someday even I will have a successful thread of my own... :D

Godzilla

01-20-2002, 01:46 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
This...is by far my most successful topic ever by far. And not only does it have 1000 posts, but it's not a spam topic, it's a game that's still going on task! (With some talking in between ;) )

Yay!<hr></blockquote>

This statement only pisses me off more! :mad: Why did you close my 3 word story game?! :mad: If I were a director, I'd close this! :mad: ;)

THE ICEMAN COMETH

01-20-2002, 09:34 AM

EXTREMELY BORING PIC BOND......NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN TRY A FUNNY REPLY

TyRoss

01-20-2002, 10:04 AM

So should we start voting on the unseeable pic.

Godzilla

01-20-2002, 09:49 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
So should we start voting on the unseeable pic.<hr></blockquote>

Right click the pick and select properties. Cut and paste the web link on your browser and press enter. Was that so hard? ;)

JBond

01-21-2002, 12:13 AM

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
EXTREMELY BORING PIC BOND......NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN TRY A FUNNY REPLY<hr></blockquote>

I'm sorry that I don't amuse you....well not really, I don't really care. Let me find a pic, hold your horses, this is my topic. ;)

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 12:55 AM

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:


I'm sorry that I don't amuse you....well not really, I don't really care. Let me find a pic, hold your horses, this is my topic. ;) <hr></blockquote>

We already coptioned, lets just vote already!

Well they all preaty much suck so I'm going with Rouge.

JBond

01-21-2002, 12:55 AM

Fine me too

TyRoss

01-21-2002, 12:27 PM

I'll take Godzilla

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 12:32 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
I'll take Godzilla<hr></blockquote>

Holey Crapmonkey! Someone actually voted for me! :eek:

pixiness

01-21-2002, 12:59 PM

I vote G-man because A) his caption was funny and B) i loved his humpin' smiley face from the honesty thread.

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 01:13 PM

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
I vote G-man because A) his caption was funny and B) i loved his humpin' smiley face from the honesty thread.<hr></blockquote>

I like where this is going! :D http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Godzilla ]

Madness

01-21-2002, 01:34 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
 :D http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif
<hr></blockquote>

This looks wrong for too many reasons to list..........

tyler_durden

01-21-2002, 01:39 PM

I really don't know what he wrote and I am too lazy to go look it up, but I vote for Godzilla!

I am sure it was funny... :rolleyes: :D

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 01:43 PM

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
I really don't know what he wrote and I am too lazy to go look it up, but I vote for Godzilla!

I am sure it was funny... :rolleyes: :D <hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla
Allright TV...DANCE! (starts clicking the remote rapidly)<hr></blockquote>

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 01:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:


This looks wrong for too many reasons to list..........<hr></blockquote>

Pixi likes it and she knows it!

http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gifhttp://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif
http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gifhttp://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif
http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gifhttp://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif
http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gifhttp://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif

TyRoss

01-21-2002, 01:56 PM

You know it could be dancing smileys not humpin' smileys. If oyu listen to the Smash Mouth version of I'm a Believer while watching them it looks like they're dancing to it.

pixiness

01-21-2002, 01:57 PM

I do like it I really really do... Ooooh I'm such a naughty girl!

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 01:58 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
You know it could be dancing smileys not humpin' smileys. If oyu listen to the Smash Mouth version of I'm a Believer while watching them it looks like they're dancing to it.<hr></blockquote>

No, they are humping smileys, look at the link.

tyler_durden

01-21-2002, 01:58 PM

:eek: I don't know, that many together in one place is just plain scary. :eek:

TyRoss

01-21-2002, 02:03 PM

Ah. Well if you cant beat them.....

http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: TyRoss ]

tyler_durden

01-21-2002, 02:09 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
Ah. Well if you cant beat them.....

http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/noughty/icon_hump.gif

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: TyRoss ]<hr></blockquote>

...join them?!?

http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/gen/mosher.gif
http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/gen/mosher.gif
http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/gen/mosher.gif
http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/gen/mosher.gif

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 02:17 PM

Did I win or...how long do we have to wait?

JBond

01-21-2002, 02:52 PM

Sure you can go Godzilla.

Godzilla

01-21-2002, 02:55 PM

Well, I have a couple pics but I'm going with this one.

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

bbf2

01-21-2002, 08:38 PM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

Osama never found out what the hell Omar thought was so funny about his latest plastic surgery.

TyRoss

01-21-2002, 09:01 PM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

Coming soon to a theatre near you....

A new film by the Coen brothers

O' sama Where Art Thou

Starring Rowan Atkinson as Osama and Leslie Nielsen as Dubya Bush.

Optimus Prime

01-22-2002, 05:19 AM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

Inspector Gadget tried to get the balls, again.

tyler_durden

01-22-2002, 11:54 AM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

And now we introduce you to Osama's family, this is Omar Bean Laden...

(Sorry if someone else has already used that. I haven't noticed it anywhere yet, but it seemed obvious so someone has probably already used it.)

Moe Szyslak

01-22-2002, 12:11 PM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

Unfortunately for Osama, during the taping of his most recent video a NO2 tank was leaking in the caves and instead of instilling fear in the free world he just made us giggle.

pixiness

01-22-2002, 01:00 PM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

Osama: AMERICAN CAPITALIST PIGS!!!! I will now hypnotize you into submission with my patented stare of the sand scorpion...

[ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: pixiness ]

JBond

01-22-2002, 02:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
And now we introduce you to Osama's family, this is Omar Bean Laden...

(Sorry if someone else has already used that. I haven't noticed it anywhere yet, but it seemed obvious so someone has probably already used it.)<hr></blockquote>

It wasn't used, but it is in the URL of the picture. (Still funny ;) )

Olorin

01-22-2002, 11:04 PM

http://www.skrattnet.com/roligabilder/bilder/bean_ladin.jpg

O'Sama Bean Laden: Damn you! You just can't appreciate British humor! Damn you to the "hell" of the Christian faith!

pixiness

01-23-2002, 09:15 AM

Are we voting yet?

JBond

01-23-2002, 10:14 AM

Sure, start voting. I vote Tyler

pixiness

01-23-2002, 10:43 AM

Ty...

Moe Szyslak

01-23-2002, 10:52 AM

I vote bbf2.

tyler_durden

01-23-2002, 10:57 AM

I vote for Pixie's.

TyRoss

01-23-2002, 11:54 AM

Olorin

01-23-2002, 04:43 PM

Whoa, I didn't see Ty's before... now my "Osama Bean Laden" bit seems a lot stupider...

I'll go with Chicklet... why? I don't know.

Knerys

01-23-2002, 04:54 PM

I like Ty's.

Olorin

01-23-2002, 11:14 PM

Wait, is "Ty" and "Tyler" referring to durden or Ross?

TyRoss

01-23-2002, 11:27 PM

Usually "Ty" is me and "Tyler" is Mr. Durden

Knerys

01-23-2002, 11:30 PM

Exactly.

Nilade

01-24-2002, 01:37 AM

TyRoss.

tyler_durden

01-24-2002, 09:37 AM

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
Usually "Ty" is me and "Tyler" is Mr. Durden<hr></blockquote>

That has always been my understanding. And yes Olorin, I noticed that you stole my caption!!! :mad: You dirty little %$#@%$^&!!!! :mad: ;) :D

JBond

01-24-2002, 03:45 PM

I declare Ty the winner, you may now post.

TyRoss

01-24-2002, 03:47 PM

Ok here's a interesting one. (hopefully it works)

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

tyler_durden

01-24-2002, 03:52 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Jim always new that Joey the Waxman would have to leave someday, but he had hoped that it would be to a nice museum.

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

Moe Szyslak

01-24-2002, 03:52 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Roseanne sunbaths on the top of her New York City condo only to be discovered by the National Inquirer.

JBond

01-24-2002, 03:57 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Back in 1997, in experment took place where a scientist cloned Tommy Lasorda with The Blob...only now is it excaping...slowly.

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: JBond ]

thebtskink

01-24-2002, 04:10 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

TyRoss: Dang it, Frizzo! You stuffed the turkey too much! I don't want it anymore. You'll just have to find someone else to split the wishbone with you.

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

Olorin

01-24-2002, 04:13 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Lardo Calrissian: Trust me, when I get on a downhill slope, BOY! You've never seen anyone ooze so fast in your life!

bbf2

01-24-2002, 06:04 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

See what happens when you leave Drew Carrey out in the sun for too long?

[ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

Moe Szyslak

01-24-2002, 08:03 PM

I'm pretty sure JBond will get my vote for one reason alone, the little add on.

...slowly

Priceless.

Priceless like a mother's love or the good kind of priceless? That's up to you.

Con-Air

01-24-2002, 08:13 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Sure people have talked about it, but Bill was the first to lose his virginity to a pile of goo.

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Con-Air ]

slinger

01-24-2002, 08:20 PM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

How ironic. The giant expieremental ant escaped and soon got vengence on the fat man who killed his close friend.

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: slinger ]

pixiness

01-25-2002, 08:53 AM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

Voice of God: CLEAN-UP! Aisle 5!

Olorin

01-26-2002, 01:14 AM

JBond... dang, he's going to win in a big way. (unless I stop him! I vow to!)

Moe Szyslak

01-26-2002, 01:56 PM

Okay, I say it's time to vote. I still stand by my earlier decision. I vote for Jibbs.

JBond

01-26-2002, 02:07 PM

Thanks, I vote Pixi

THE ICEMAN COMETH

01-27-2002, 01:00 AM

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg

ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO MICHAEL JACKSON.

pixiness

01-28-2002, 01:05 PM

I vote durden

tyler_durden

01-28-2002, 01:11 PM

Thanks for the vote, Pixie! :D

I have to throw my vote for Moe, that was nasty man! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

TyRoss

01-28-2002, 01:11 PM

Pixi

JBond

01-28-2002, 03:15 PM

Any other votes?

Rogue

01-28-2002, 03:18 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/tricks-fatpersonjumps.jpg" alt="" />

Splat.

Caroline

01-28-2002, 03:18 PM

pixiness :)

pixiness

01-28-2002, 03:18 PM

looks like we've got a tie Mr. Bond.

pixiness

01-28-2002, 04:31 PM

Ok, JB seems to think I won... But as I'm not so much in it for the picture posting as the glory of winning... I defer this rounds pic posting honors to JB, the runner-up

Just a quick breakdown on who kicks quote bootie:

Pixi 4 wins
Frizzo 3 wins
Slinger 3 wins
TyRoss 3 wins
Moe 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
JBond 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
bbf2 1 win

Con-Air

01-28-2002, 06:19 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
Ok, JB seems to think I won... But as I'm not so much in it for the picture posting as the glory of winning... I defer this rounds pic posting honors to JB, the runner-up

Just a quick breakdown on who kicks quote bootie:

Pixi 4 wins
Frizzo 3 wins
Slinger 3 wins
TyRoss 3 wins
Moe 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
JBond 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
bbf2 1 win<hr /></blockquote>Yeah, I suck!

Rogue

01-28-2002, 06:26 PM

I do too, so don't feel bad.

slinger

01-28-2002, 06:54 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Con-Air:
Yeah, I suck!<hr /></blockquote>Hey if it weren't for your sucky quotes we wouldn't have won. I kid. Bc I care.

Olorin

01-28-2002, 07:16 PM

I haven't won once... crup.

Wood

01-28-2002, 07:19 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
I haven't won once... crup.<hr /></blockquote>Haha! What a loser! You haven't even...

...

...

Knerys

01-28-2002, 07:31 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Wood:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
I haven't won once... crup.<hr /></blockquote>Haha! What a loser! You haven't even...

...

...<hr /></blockquote>Hey... HEY! No violence between relatives.

Rogue

01-28-2002, 07:37 PM

<stands back and watches> This could get interesting!

tyler_durden

01-28-2002, 09:29 PM

Moe Szyslak

01-28-2002, 09:36 PM

Okay, Jibbs needs to post a pic soon...I'm really itching to put up a caption.

rObix

01-28-2002, 09:43 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
Okay, Jibbs needs to post a pic soon...I'm really itching to put up a caption.<hr /></blockquote>dont even think about using the raggedy anne pic!

Moe Szyslak

01-28-2002, 09:47 PM

Why not? It could be fun.

rObix

01-28-2002, 09:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
Why not? It could be fun.<hr /></blockquote>for you guys, sure. what about for me?

Moe Szyslak

01-28-2002, 09:58 PM

Well, unless somebody says it's you in the caption then the majority won't know the wiser.

Olorin

01-28-2002, 10:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tyler_durden:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
I haven't won once... crup.<hr /></blockquote>Even I have one win... :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Well, I'll just blame Canada... you guys can't appreciate my humor, thanks to Tom Green and Jim Carrey's dumb antics.

[ 01-28-2002, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Wood

01-28-2002, 10:26 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rogue:
<stands back and watches> This could get interesting!<hr /></blockquote>If being mauled and raped by wild boars is interesting, then yes, I guess you could say I am very "interesting" after this is over.

[ 01-28-2002, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Wood ]

rObix

01-28-2002, 10:46 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
Well, unless somebody says it's you in the caption then the majority won't know the wiser.<hr /></blockquote>no

JBond

01-29-2002, 08:40 AM

TyRoss

01-29-2002, 09:19 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

Happy... birthday... to you
Happy... birthday... to you
Happy birthday... Mr. President
Happy birthday... to you

Optimus Prime

01-29-2002, 10:25 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
 <img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Look it's, It's a bird, or a plane. No it's Al Gore!

tyler_durden

01-29-2002, 10:30 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

After his show was cancelled, John Lithgow fell into a drunken stupor and woke up as a lounge singer in Las Vegas.

Moe Szyslak

01-29-2002, 10:35 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

"And Iiiieeeiiii will always love yooouuuu...and you, and you, and you."

Caroline

01-29-2002, 11:14 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />
"Ladies and gentlemen, Children Of All Ages we present to you Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, the greatest show on earth!"

[ 01-29-2002, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Caroline ]

pixiness

01-29-2002, 11:15 AM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

You put your left finger in, you take your left finger out, you put your left finger in and you shake it all about...

Olorin

01-29-2002, 02:03 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

Oh, what? You work for the CIA or something? ... Oh... well, that's different...

pixiness

01-29-2002, 04:25 PM

shall we begin the voting sometime soon?

bbf2

01-29-2002, 04:29 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

N'SYNC's sixth member never was as much of a hit with the girls for some reason.

Psylent

01-29-2002, 04:29 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />
Please, I'm not gay, I just didn't know it was a microphone...

(not sure if I played it right, my first time playing this...)

slinger

01-29-2002, 06:34 PM

<img src="http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0249/X00036_9.JPG" alt="" />

Hey look at the singing idiot on the giant screen with the blue... oh.

TyRoss

01-30-2002, 12:26 AM

Hmm so far I'm at a loss between Moe's and Pixi's

Moe Szyslak

01-30-2002, 12:30 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Hmm so far I'm at a loss between Moe's and Pixi's<hr /></blockquote>Thanks for even considering me Ty.

Moe Szyslak

01-30-2002, 12:37 AM

So far I'm leaning towards either slinger or bbf2...okay, I give it to slinger.

tyler_durden

01-30-2002, 09:26 AM

I am going to have to throw my vote to Pixi!

pixiness

01-30-2002, 09:39 AM

My vote's for Moe

JBond

01-30-2002, 09:55 AM

I'll vote Moe, but TyRoss' was very close!

Olorin

01-30-2002, 11:07 AM

I'll be voting slinger.

TyRoss

01-30-2002, 01:42 PM

I'll take Pixi I think. Just a touch over Moe.

pixiness

01-30-2002, 03:16 PM

WOW! a three way tie!

pixiness

01-30-2002, 03:18 PM

:: the boys all start giggling ::

Frizzo: She said three way... cool

kryptonian_boy

01-30-2002, 03:19 PM

My vote goes to slinger on this one. Sorry, pixi.

pixiness

01-30-2002, 03:23 PM

I'd never mind that... you should always vote for whoever's caption is best... not the person who's got the cutest butt <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

kryptonian_boy

01-30-2002, 03:25 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
I'd never mind that... you should always vote for whoever's caption is best... not the person who's got the cutest butt <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Is it too late to change my vote? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

Psylent

01-30-2002, 03:26 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by pixiness:
I'd never mind that... you should always vote for whoever's caption is best... not the person who's got the cutest butt <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>You have a cute butt? I'd like to check it out... :p :D (j/k)
my vote goes to slinger..

slinger

01-30-2002, 08:30 PM

slinger

01-30-2002, 08:44 PM

I guess I won. Three way tie no longer.
Enjoy!

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

kryptonian_boy

01-30-2002, 08:49 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinger:
<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />[/QB]<hr /></blockquote>That's very nice. Does it come in my size? A 4, right, a size 4.

Rogue

01-30-2002, 08:51 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

The next episode of Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Things seen only in western Kentucky.

bbf2

01-30-2002, 08:54 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

The guy in the blue jeans then learned not to do business with midget pimps in tuxedos.

TyRoss

01-30-2002, 09:01 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Hmmm do I roast or barbeque.....

tyler_durden

01-30-2002, 09:02 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Big Lady: I knew I was allergic to bee stings, but this is a little ridiculous.

Madness

01-30-2002, 09:02 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Guy in blue jeans: Honey, I'm divorcing you. This midget is my lawyer. I can't go on like this. I mean, you've really let yourself go and it's, well it's just......sick.

JBond

01-30-2002, 10:18 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Why....what nice and <slurp> tender thighs you have, sir!!

Olorin

01-30-2002, 10:22 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Olorin: *averting his eyes from the computer screen* Mother! Close this window! Close it! IT BURNS, MOTHER! IT BURNS!

[ 01-30-2002, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Olorin ]

Moe Szyslak

01-30-2002, 10:29 PM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

When I said bring me a man I was talking about a gingerbread man....but maybe with the right seasoning and a little tenderization I could make this work.

pixiness

01-31-2002, 10:34 AM

<img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

Midget Maitre'd: So nice to see you again Mrs. Michelin Man, your usual table?...

tyler_durden

02-01-2002, 09:24 AM

Okay, I am going to start the voting. I vote for Pixie.

pixiness

02-01-2002, 09:34 AM

I'm gonna go with Olorin!

Moe Szyslak

02-01-2002, 09:40 AM

I vote for Madness...uh, the guy.

JBond

02-01-2002, 01:04 PM

I vote Madness.

Knerys

02-01-2002, 02:25 PM

I vote Olorin.

TyRoss

02-01-2002, 05:23 PM

JBond

slinger

02-01-2002, 05:33 PM

JBond

02-01-2002, 06:34 PM

Oh looky, we have a three way tie.

Rogue

02-01-2002, 07:27 PM

Olorin.

JBond

02-01-2002, 07:28 PM

D'oh! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Olorin, you can find a pic.

Olorin

02-01-2002, 08:39 PM

Woohooo! First win ever! Now let me go look...

THE ICEMAN COMETH

02-01-2002, 09:30 PM

] <img src="http://www.depravedlust.com/m/spiderlink.jpg" alt="" />

THIS ISN'T A CAPTION BUT A QUESTION.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE BLUE JEANS GUY'S LEFT LEG, RIGHT BELOW THE FAT LADY'S HAND. IS THAT BULGE WHAT I THINK IT IS?!?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> IF IT IS...DAMN!!! LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PRESENT THE REAL LIFE DIRK DIGGLER

Moe Szyslak

02-02-2002, 12:07 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Woohooo! First win ever! Now let me go look...<hr /></blockquote>Look faster!!!

Olorin

02-02-2002, 12:58 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
Look faster!!!<hr /></blockquote>Hey man, I'm doing something special...

TyRoss

02-02-2002, 07:59 AM

So specialize faster.

Madness

02-02-2002, 12:37 PM

Yah, it's not like we have time to just hang around a message board all day, OLORIN!!!.....Sheesh, some people.............

Moe Szyslak

02-02-2002, 12:44 PM

I'm actually quite fearful...maybe it will be rOb with Raggedy Anne or maybe he is making hiw own pic. I'm scared, hold me.

Olorin

02-02-2002, 01:30 PM

Alright, the question of the day: Do you want to wait a day and get a nice big specialized picture, or would you rather just me post a miscellaneous image?

Madness

02-02-2002, 01:32 PM

Just put up an image already, DAMMIT!!!! This thread waits for no one!!!..............

Olorin

02-02-2002, 01:34 PM

Fine, but I'm at least waiting until we hit the next page! I always hated bouncing between two pages to read people's captions!

Moe Szyslak

02-02-2002, 01:34 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Olorin:
Alright, the question of the day: Do you want to wait a day and get a nice big specialized picture, or would you rather just me post a miscellaneous image?<hr /></blockquote>I say just put up the picture of rOb with Raggedy Anne...he'd like that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Olorin

02-02-2002, 01:44 PM

Eh... here, this ought to tide you over:

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Godzilla

02-02-2002, 01:47 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />[/QB]

Cops: Freeze!

Moe Szyslak

02-02-2002, 01:59 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

In a bizarre twist of fate, the snowman appears to have an Austrian accent.

"My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom."

[ 02-02-2002, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]

JBond

02-02-2002, 02:08 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Self-Explanitory

SamuraiiSam

02-02-2002, 02:13 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Man with blowdryer: You're getting very sleepy...

[ 02-02-2002, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]

Madness

02-02-2002, 03:04 PM

Yah, rOb sodimizing Anne would definitly be MY choice, that is of course, if I had won, which I didn't, soooo, yah................

Madness

02-02-2002, 03:14 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Look Frost, we can do the the freezy way, or we can do this the hot way...........

bbf2

02-02-2002, 03:17 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Mom, Uncle Paul is trying to kill my snowman again.

[ 02-02-2002, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

beemanbone

02-02-2002, 03:20 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

Little did they know that an electric hairdryer wouldn't help them against an actor in a white, plush suit.

TyRoss

02-02-2002, 05:37 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

As we can see using the melting snowman model the effects of liposuction are first seen in the face.

kryptonian_boy

02-02-2002, 05:45 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />
News 7 Special Report at 11: "When Holiday Characters Go Bad"

slinger

02-02-2002, 09:38 PM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

A new low for Alan Thicke.

[ 02-02-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: slinger ]

pixiness

02-04-2002, 09:05 AM

<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

It was the well-known "Frosty Incident" that lost Luis the Hollywood Hairdresser his career.

p.s. Will somebody Update the "wins list" with our last two winners? Or I can do it if no one else does.

JBond

02-04-2002, 09:56 AM

Ok, time to vote.

I vote Moe :D

Moe Szyslak

02-04-2002, 10:16 AM

I vote for bbf2

Iben

02-04-2002, 10:20 AM

[QB] <img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/jac23.jpg" alt="" />

“Hmm, This hairdryer doesn’t look so big, I could definitely take it!”

Olorin

02-04-2002, 04:35 PM

I vote bremanbe!

TyRoss

02-04-2002, 04:38 PM

Moe

pixiness

02-05-2002, 12:15 PM

my favorite barkeep

JBond

02-05-2002, 01:36 PM

Moe...you win.

Madness

02-05-2002, 01:43 PM

Moe!?!?! What the hell!!! At least mine was creative, and most importantly original!!! All he did was quote Batman and Robin, the worse of all the batty films!!!
This friggen game is fixed...............

JBond

02-05-2002, 02:06 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Madness:
Moe!?!?! What the hell!!! At least mine was creative, and most importantly original!!! All he did was quote Batman and Robin, the worse of all the batty films!!!
This friggen game is fixed...............<hr /></blockquote>Hey that's Democracy

Olorin

02-05-2002, 02:06 PM

Hey man, no one voted for mine either!

Wood

02-05-2002, 02:08 PM

Me neither! You pack of dogs!

tyler_durden

02-05-2002, 02:16 PM

Man, what a bunch of cry babies!!! :o :o

Moe wins, so Moe, hurry up and post the next picture. :D

Moe Szyslak

02-05-2002, 02:49 PM

Okay, I thought this one had the most options for captions...I had some other really weird ones.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

Moe Szyslak

02-05-2002, 02:53 PM

Update of who has won....I think that's everyone.

Pixi 4 wins
Slinger 4 wins
Frizzo 3 wins
TyRoss 3 wins
Moe 2 wins
JBond 2 wins
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Durden 1 win
Link 1 win
Madness 1 win
bbf2 1 win
Olorin 1 win

[ 02-05-2002, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]

tyler_durden

02-05-2002, 02:54 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

Guy in front: Did I just hear you say that you aren't a super hero, but a dominatrix?!?

Girl in back: Yes, now get over here and kneel, b!tch!

JBond

02-05-2002, 02:55 PM

Hey, I won TWICE thanks!

Moe Szyslak

02-05-2002, 03:07 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Hey, I won TWICE thanks!<hr /></blockquote>Sorry, I took this from the last list...I'll change it.

pixiness

02-05-2002, 04:37 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

This sucks, nobody's going to take us seriously as long as we're the Conjoined Wonder-Twins! We need a separation!

[ 02-05-2002, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: pixiness ]

TyRoss

02-05-2002, 04:56 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

Janna: I really hate Jan when he comes down with this "I'm the boy so I should go first" attitude. Maybe If I stare at him he'll turn into a puppy.

JBond

02-05-2002, 05:42 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

Girl: <thinking> Oh there he goes again, first it was the hair cut, then the ears, now everything is "illogical"!!

bbf2

02-05-2002, 07:40 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

WONDER TWINS!

Guy: Form of a "special bus" kid!

Girl: Form of a cold ***** who stares at you all the time!

Batman: You didn't have to transform for those!

[ 02-07-2002, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]

Frizzo the Clown

02-05-2002, 07:41 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

What do you mean we're wrong for the parts? Man, that Peter Jackson is a real assh*le.

[ 02-05-2002, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

slinger

02-06-2002, 04:06 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

The first female member of the Limp Penis League has her idea to change the name rejected.

(look at that logo)

[ 02-06-2002, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: slinger ]

Caroline

02-06-2002, 10:23 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />
"Look Gleek, crapped all over the floor, its your turn to clean it up!"

JBond

02-07-2002, 11:25 AM

Anyone else?

Moe Szyslak

02-07-2002, 11:30 AM

I think submissions are over. I vote for Caroline for obscure reference to their pet Gleek(he's the monkey right?)

Iben

02-07-2002, 11:35 AM

I vote for Frizzo

JBond

02-07-2002, 11:39 AM

I vote for Frizzo

Caroline

02-07-2002, 03:23 PM

yep, he's the monkey

p.s. can i vote for myself

JBond

02-07-2002, 03:33 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Caroline:
yep, he's the monkey

p.s. can i vote for myself<hr /></blockquote>Sorry, that's against the rules.

Caroline

02-07-2002, 03:44 PM

just asking, sorry

JBond

02-07-2002, 03:51 PM

No big deal

Olorin

02-07-2002, 04:00 PM

Well, I'd put in a caption, but it looks like you guys have already wrapped... so I'll say Jibberspank!

LOTR

02-07-2002, 05:02 PM

I Cant Think Of Anything Funny For This Picture

JPL

02-07-2002, 06:09 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/twins.jpg" alt="" />

The Ambiguously Insestuous Duo

TyRoss

02-08-2002, 08:11 AM

Frizzo

JBond

02-08-2002, 08:16 AM

Well it appears Frizzo has won.

Frizzo the Clown

02-08-2002, 08:35 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JBond:
Well it appears Frizzo has won.<hr /></blockquote>Was there ever a doubt?

*Everybody yells* YES!

Okay, okay....man, this is tough room!

I'll see what I can come up with.....give me a bit.

Moe Szyslak

02-08-2002, 05:37 PM

It has been 9 hours...where is the picture clown? :D

bbf2

02-08-2002, 05:46 PM

Frizzo is late with his caption.

The price for that is DECAPITATION.

thebtskink

02-08-2002, 05:52 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
Frizzo is late with his caption.

The price for that is DECAPITATION.<hr /></blockquote>Or dysentary. Whichever comes first.

bbf2

02-08-2002, 05:54 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by thebtskink:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
Frizzo is late with his caption.

The price for that is DECAPITATION.<hr /></blockquote>Or dysentary. Whichever comes first.<hr /></blockquote>I say both simultaneously.

thebtskink

02-08-2002, 05:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by bbf2:
I say both simultaneously.<hr /></blockquote>That would work.

Iben

02-08-2002, 06:02 PM

Yeah what is taking you so long Frizzo, give us something to do!

TyRoss

02-08-2002, 08:01 PM

I'm sure he's just taking his time to find the perfect pic. It'll be worth the waut.... at least it better be.

bbf2

02-08-2002, 08:04 PM

Or the fact he hasn't been here in awhile!

TyRoss

02-08-2002, 08:20 PM

Shhhhhh, it sounds better my way.

Iben

02-08-2002, 08:23 PM

I want Frizzo to come back!

TyRoss

02-08-2002, 08:24 PM

The way of the Frizzo is to appear when you least expect him. For example..... NOW!!!! Or maybe..... NOW!!!!! Well how about...... NOW!!!!

Frizzo the Clown

02-09-2002, 12:34 PM

Okay.....here it is. Now you can all leave me the hell alone!! :D

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Lets see what you got!
<img src="http://uv3.homestead.com/files/frizzo.gif" alt="" />

slinger

02-09-2002, 01:18 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Just like his carrer, Mark Hamill is washed up.

slinger

02-09-2002, 01:19 PM

Nothing against Mark, its just his face looks like Mark.

tyler_durden

02-09-2002, 01:43 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Well, at least I remembered to bring my head this time....

[ 02-09-2002, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]

bbf2

02-09-2002, 01:47 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Jim's method for picking up chicks on the beach wasn't very good.

Moe Szyslak

02-09-2002, 05:53 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Make the world a better place...give head. :p

Caroline

02-09-2002, 06:35 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />
"Michael Biehn, Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[ 02-09-2002, 06:36 PM: Message edited by: Caroline ]

Iben

02-09-2002, 08:56 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" /> “ This way my throat will get a tan too!”

TyRoss

02-09-2002, 09:02 PM

<img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Sleepy Hollow 2: Headless in Malibu

Link

02-10-2002, 01:11 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
 <img src="http://nuttypics.com/justplain/headlessbeach/sandman.jpg" alt="" />

Sleepy Hollow 2: Headless in Malibu<hr /></blockquote>I vote for Tyross...

Link

02-10-2002, 01:11 AM

TyRoss

02-10-2002, 07:43 AM

Hmm since you double posted is that two votes for me???? No???? Dang.

THE ICEMAN COMETH

02-10-2002, 03:09 PM

I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown

02-10-2002, 03:13 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY :(<hr /></blockquote>Well, if you can come up with a funny caption, it will be..and if not...back off!

Frizzo the Clown

02-10-2002, 03:13 PM

double post..pardon me!

[ 02-10-2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

TyRoss

02-10-2002, 03:20 PM

I vote Moe.

tyler_durden

02-10-2002, 03:46 PM

I vote for Moe!

Moe Szyslak

02-10-2002, 04:55 PM

I vote for TyRoss

Knerys

02-10-2002, 05:03 PM

I vote TyRoss

slinger

02-10-2002, 06:38 PM

bbf2

TyRoss

02-11-2002, 06:00 AM

So who won.

JBond

02-11-2002, 10:05 AM

I vote TyRoss, he is the winner.

TyRoss

02-11-2002, 10:33 AM

Try this one on for size.

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

JBond

02-11-2002, 10:38 AM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

No one knows how long it's been up there...20, maybe 30 years...but on some nights, some say you can still hear an old man say "MY GOD, WILL SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!

[ 02-11-2002, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: JBond ]

tyler_durden

02-11-2002, 10:54 AM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

Jimmy knew that he had a drinking problem, but it wasn't until after the "Tree Incident" that he decided it was time to get help.

slinger

02-11-2002, 03:09 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

Greg only had to worry about lumberjacks stealing his truck.

Moe Szyslak

02-11-2002, 03:47 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

Tarzan never circles the parking lot when he goes shopping.

[ 02-12-2002, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]

Nilade

02-11-2002, 03:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" /><hr /></blockquote>Jim finally realized that his obsession with hydraulics had taken a wicked u-turn.

bbf2

02-11-2002, 09:19 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

And I didn't even win the damn stunt contest!

Caroline

02-11-2002, 10:02 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />
Man even the ride designers at Disney are running out of ideas!

[ 02-12-2002, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: Caroline ]

tyler_durden

02-11-2002, 11:10 PM

There are some funny captions in here this time. All of them are good in my opinion, it will be tough when it comes time to vote.

Olorin

02-11-2002, 11:30 PM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

It was brand new the day it happened. Some say it was UFOs, others say monkeys! Me? I think it was a pack of ninja assassins sent from the future, with purple hair and attack hamsters. "How'd they get the car into a tree, though" you may ask. Well, my friend, that's where the hamsters come in...

Frizzo the Clown

02-12-2002, 05:59 AM

<img src="http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/UNexplain.jpg" alt="" />

Now are you going to stop and ask for directions, Bob?

Shut up, Margaret!

or

I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albequerque!

JBond

02-12-2002, 11:00 AM

Only allowed one Frizzo! :rolleyes:

(Stay with the first one <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />