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Satiric Angel
02-23-2005, 05:51 PM
frizzo!!

Deexan
02-23-2005, 07:15 PM
bbf2

Frizzo the Clown
02-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Man only a couple of days late, but better than never! No wait, these are my "groping" gloves that I use when we're in crowded areas! I can't duel with these clown!
I guess you haven't tried coping a feel while in a fight. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't get any action at all.

Superman
02-24-2005, 01:45 AM
I guess you haven't tried coping a feel while in a fight. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't get any action at all.

Great! Maybe I should just feel up Angel and defeat her from groping too much. Hmmm... :meanie:

JBond
02-24-2005, 01:47 AM
You say you've been touched by an Angel?

*hangs self*

Superman
02-24-2005, 01:48 AM
*hangs self*

Hahaha, that one had me laughing out loud. Now my neighbors are wondering why I am laughing, better close the blinds. But first I will throw apples in their yard, man they've been confused about that one for weeks!

JBond
02-24-2005, 01:58 AM
I've been throwing pineapples through my neighbors windows, but only when I hear the "American Idol" theme song blare up.

Superman
02-24-2005, 02:00 AM
I've been throwing pineapples through my neighbors windows, but only when I hear the "American Idol" theme song blare up.

Pineapples? Bless your soul you peaceful lad! I'd lob hand grenades into that household!

JBond
02-24-2005, 02:02 AM
Well that's just the beginning, see first they think "Oh, our house is filled with pineapples, I'll get rid of them later" but then I send in the biting beavers who, as we all know, are attracted to the pineapples scent. That's when the real fun begins.

Superman
02-24-2005, 02:04 AM
Well that's just the beginning, see first they think "Oh, our house is filled with pineapples, I'll get rid of them later" but then I send in the biting beavers who, as we all know, are attracted to the pineapples scent. That's when the real fun begins.

What happens next? :confused:

JBond
02-24-2005, 02:06 AM
Eh, they eat the pineapples and then leave...I thought it'd sound more devious if I left the last part to the imagination.

Superman
02-24-2005, 02:16 AM
Eh, they eat the pineapples and then leave...I thought it'd sound more devious if I left the last part to the imagination.

<Breaths sigh of relief> Wait wait, the pineapples end up eaten? Alive? :confused:

Catshe
02-24-2005, 06:24 AM
okay question who won and wheres the next pic.

Sparhawk
02-24-2005, 08:00 AM
Frizzo - 6
bbf2 - 3
cg - 1
Olorin - 1

That'll do it! Give it up Mz Frizzle!!!

Sparhawk
02-24-2005, 11:05 AM
Bueller................................Bueller.... ..............

Frizzo the Clown
02-24-2005, 12:58 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

Sparhawk
02-24-2005, 01:17 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

"And now to challenge Triple H, here come the WWE's newest arrival, Big Gay Knight. He's making his way to the ring now, with his Big Gay Entourage." *minstrels play It's Raining Men*

ZombieMan
02-24-2005, 01:48 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2: The Christopher Walken story.

GGGG
02-24-2005, 03:28 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg
Sting has been campaigning hard to get his knighthood with a new approach to music to impress the Queen of England

dr_evil
02-24-2005, 03:53 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

And Niles wonders why Daphne thinks he is gay.

astrocytoma75
02-24-2005, 03:55 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg
Kelsey Grammers job since Frasier ended.

Superman
02-24-2005, 06:17 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

What Bush and his cabinet members are really up to, and how they make their foreign policy decisions.

CapricornDevil
02-24-2005, 08:24 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg
Before wearing the tights, this man was a bass.

cg124
02-24-2005, 08:38 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

It become clear what they were doing before the show, as there was a cloud of smoke that followed them everywhere.

equipe
02-24-2005, 10:30 PM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg
Their biggest fan
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/bbMWSkip380w.jpg

Olorin
02-25-2005, 03:34 AM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

Little known fact #13,227: The Catholic Church concocted the "medieval age" to convince interstellar space invaders that our planet was not worth taking over.

Little known fact #13,228: It worked.

Deexan
02-25-2005, 06:03 AM
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/050216_050221/050216_ArtsSpamalot_hd.hmedium.jpg

Ye Olde English Biscuit-Making competition had a clear winner in Theobald the Brave, who's humongous entry was too big for even the judge's measuring device.

Sparhawk
02-25-2005, 12:04 PM
My vote goes to Doc.

HeadHunter
02-25-2005, 12:05 PM
yeah doc

ZombieMan
02-25-2005, 01:29 PM
Sparhawk gets my vote.

astrocytoma75
02-25-2005, 07:19 PM
doc

cg124
02-25-2005, 07:43 PM
doc evil

BEXSTAR
02-26-2005, 06:30 AM
Zombieman

Deexan
02-26-2005, 01:24 PM
Sparhawk

Sparhawk
02-28-2005, 07:34 AM
Doc - 4
Sparhawk - 2
Zombieman - 1

Anyone else?

dr_evil
02-28-2005, 09:26 AM
Should i go ahead and post a new pic?

:)

Sparhawk
02-28-2005, 11:18 AM
Take 'er away, Doc!

dr_evil
02-28-2005, 12:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

Crow T. Robot
02-28-2005, 12:48 PM
it doesnt work

Sparhawk
02-28-2005, 01:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

Not many people knew the Pope had a secret life, but even those that did were still shocked to see his ex, Paris Hilton, at his funeral.

astrocytoma75
02-28-2005, 03:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

All I have to say is ,"Where's Waldo?"

HeadHunter
02-28-2005, 03:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

She cant even Spell Dumb Blonde right

pixiness
02-28-2005, 04:38 PM
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
Frizzo 13 wins - look at that, you finally made it UNDER me ;)
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Sparhawk 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
HeadHunter 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
dr. evil 6 wins - ooooh I can actually hear you getting evil-er
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
EvilDeadNDN 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win - congrats on your first! :)
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
halo7 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

pixiness
02-28-2005, 04:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg
Tanya knew her attire would get some dirty looks at the funeral, but what could she do? Her "I'm a Dirty Whore" T-shirt was in the wash.

Angelixx
02-28-2005, 05:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

The stupid blond wore her "tuls" t-shirt inside out :rolleyes:

Angelixx
02-28-2005, 05:34 PM
Angelixx 1 win - congrats on your first! :)



Thanx pixi!

**takes bow**...I finally feel officially part of these boards lol hoot im too hyper

halo7
02-28-2005, 05:39 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

its a ruff translation of the french clothing line Slute.

ZombieMan
02-28-2005, 06:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

Who will be the next American Idol?

Crow T. Robot
02-28-2005, 07:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

This was the last time Stacey tried internet dating.

JBond
03-01-2005, 12:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

Lindsay tried and tried to get Tobias' attention, but for some reason he just never looked her way..

Superman
03-01-2005, 01:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/macontosh2000/lb.jpg

People showed up pretty early to try out as "exotic" dancers for the Pizza & Hookers Club, but little did they know what was in store for them.

Sparhawk
03-01-2005, 10:25 AM
Pixi

pixiness
03-01-2005, 10:32 AM
Supes - it reminds me so much of MY audition with ConAir so many years ago. ;)

HeadHunter
03-01-2005, 11:57 AM
Pixi

ZombieMan
03-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Crow

BEXSTAR
03-01-2005, 04:07 PM
Zombieman

halo7
03-01-2005, 04:14 PM
Zombieman

ZombieMan
03-01-2005, 04:15 PM
OMG, I'm really shocked to see that I got 2 votes. LOL thanks you two!

BEXSTAR
03-01-2005, 04:19 PM
:D Your very welcome

GGGG
03-01-2005, 04:21 PM
Crow T. Robot

halo7
03-01-2005, 04:22 PM
OMG, I'm really shocked to see that I got 2 votes. LOL thanks you two!

your welcome for now... but you owe me... ;)

Angelixx
03-01-2005, 04:31 PM
YEah Zombie so has my vote too lol

PsychoMike
03-01-2005, 04:33 PM
pixi

ZombieMan
03-01-2005, 05:41 PM
your welcome for now... but you owe me... ;)

No sexual favors until after midnight...I have my reasons. ;)

Dio
03-01-2005, 05:50 PM
My vote goes to ZombieMan

Did someone say sexual favors? I could sure use some. ;)

halo7
03-01-2005, 06:59 PM
No sexual favors until after midnight...I have my reasons. ;)

but i want it now! ;)

cg124
03-01-2005, 07:07 PM
zombieman

Deexan
03-01-2005, 08:19 PM
Zombieman

Superman
03-01-2005, 08:26 PM
Supes - it reminds me so much of MY audition with ConAir so many years ago. ;)

Ahhh memories from oh so long ago... :P

HeadHunter
03-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Zombie - 6
Pix - 3
Crow - 2
Sups - 1

I think Zombie has it...Post away dude

ZombieMan
03-02-2005, 12:17 AM
Yayyyy, my first win. FINALLY! The picture will up afterwhile. I will go and look for one!

ZombieMan
03-02-2005, 12:25 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

Crow T. Robot
03-02-2005, 12:35 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

*sigh*

Come on Zombie, not another pic of your family..... (sorry dude) ;)

ZombieMan
03-02-2005, 12:41 AM
Come on Zombie, not another pic of your family..... (sorry dude) ;)

Damnit...You mean I can't use pictures from my family reunion?! :meanie:

Crow T. Robot
03-02-2005, 12:44 AM
Damnit...You mean I can't use pictures from my family reunion?! :meanie:

hehe yeah. I kinda went with the easy, cheap joke. My mind is tired lately.

JBond
03-02-2005, 01:38 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

I don't even want to see what Bosley looks like.

Catshe
03-02-2005, 06:18 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpgHH,TY,Frizzo and Jbond try to bring the A team back to life, with a Charlie,s Angel theme.

cg124
03-02-2005, 06:29 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

ahh nothing like open firing on a bunch of girl scounts camping

equipe
03-02-2005, 07:09 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

Announcer Voice - "up next on Jackass."
*Drives up to redneck gun nuts*
"Pardon me. But you wouldn't happen to have any Gray Poupon would you?"

Sparhawk
03-02-2005, 09:22 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

Coming in the Summer of 2007! The long awaited sequel!

Who Ate Gilbert Grape?

southern
03-02-2005, 09:31 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

stay tuned for the nest episode of Cops!
this time in they're in Alabama

Frizzo the Clown
03-02-2005, 09:42 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

Redneck 1: "Lookie over there, boys! Its an inter-racial, gay couple!"

Redneck 2: "I betcha they ain't even cousins."

Redneck 3: "You better git 'em, before they git away!"

Redneck 4; "Yehaw!"

HeadHunter
03-02-2005, 09:43 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

The Dangers of Inbreeding

astrocytoma75
03-02-2005, 03:27 PM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

The two aiming: Come on fellas, the zombies are a comin' this away!
The Others: but the road kill's this away, we's gots to eats.

Angelixx
03-02-2005, 04:23 PM
HH,TY,Frizzo and Jbond try to bring the A team back to life, with a Charlie,s Angel theme.

damn i was gonna use charlies angel in some way lol

since someone got there first

I resent the word Angel being used in there! lol ;)

Superman
03-02-2005, 09:10 PM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg[/QUOTE]

The next generation of super soldiers... due to budget cuts.

bbf2
03-02-2005, 09:17 PM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

Interestingly, Bubba Joe's home movie version of "The Fantastic Four" was still better than Roger Corman's version.

insaneMoViEgoer
03-02-2005, 09:22 PM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg
n'sync, after Justin Timberlake left

JBond
03-03-2005, 02:02 AM
damn i was gonna use charlies angel in some way lol

since someone got there first

I resent the word Angel being used in there! lol ;)

Ahem, I used it before him ;)

HeadHunter
03-03-2005, 06:03 AM
Ahem, I used it before him ;)

*cough* Catshe's a SHE ;)

CapricornDevil
03-03-2005, 10:39 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg

The Blue-Collar Comedy Tour: The Next Generation.

Sparhawk
03-03-2005, 12:35 PM
bbf2

HeadHunter
03-03-2005, 12:39 PM
JBond

Superman
03-03-2005, 01:54 PM
Frizzo.

JBond
03-03-2005, 09:33 PM
*cough* Catshe's a SHE ;)

Whoops, I knew that, I just didn't check the poster.

ZombieMan
03-03-2005, 09:44 PM
Capricorn

cg124
03-03-2005, 10:04 PM
bbf2

DarkKnight
03-04-2005, 03:00 AM
http://www.bennett.com/archives/redneck.jpg
No one Fooks My sister but ME!!!! Getem Boyz!!!!

Sparhawk
03-04-2005, 11:14 AM
bbf2 - 2
Jbond - 1
Frizzo - 1
Capdevil - 1

pixiness
03-04-2005, 01:08 PM
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
Frizzo 13 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Sparhawk 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
HeadHunter 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
dr. evil 6 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
EvilDeadNDN 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
halo7 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Zombieman 1 win - congrats on your first!

pixiness
03-04-2005, 01:08 PM
My vote goes to bbf2

sonjablue
03-04-2005, 03:01 PM
Capricorn Devil

krushgroove19
03-04-2005, 03:07 PM
bbf2

Sparhawk
03-04-2005, 03:25 PM
bbf2 - 4
Capdevil - 2
Jbond - 1
Frizzo - 1


bbf2 - She's all yours. Post a pic.

bbf2
03-04-2005, 06:48 PM
Sweet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

HeadHunter
03-04-2005, 06:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

hyuck hyuck...my 10th prom in a row!

halo7
03-04-2005, 06:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

Guy in background: the pretty girl with jake... jake is so hot... GLOYHAVEN IM SO CONFUSED!!!

cg124
03-04-2005, 07:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg


Horseshack set a new prom record for going to the most proms without getting laid

Angelixx
03-04-2005, 08:04 PM
Sweet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

Boobs popping out everywhere!

ZombieMan
03-04-2005, 08:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

"Saved By The Bell: Screech Goes Back To High School" hits theaters March 12th.

Superman
03-04-2005, 09:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

The new version of Waldo titled: Nerd Alert at the Prom.

equipe
03-05-2005, 12:01 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

Daywalker/Boy Wonder at his senior prom.

JBond
03-05-2005, 12:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

George tried to cut his nerd friend out of the picture and out of his life, but without his friend's knowledge in the photoshop arts, he only made his face more prominent in the picture.

DarkKnight
03-05-2005, 03:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg
Learn from your parents mistakes...USE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!

HeadHunter
03-05-2005, 09:14 AM
sorry Equipe has my vote no matter what :funny: cause its so true :P

ZombieMan
03-05-2005, 11:24 AM
DarkKnight gets my vote and not just because he's a friend, but its freakin' hilarious!

So yeah....DarkKnight

CapricornDevil
03-05-2005, 11:33 AM
Zombie...he stole my idea.

BEXSTAR
03-05-2005, 12:22 PM
Zombieman gets my vote

Angelixx
03-05-2005, 01:14 PM
O man Zombie i love ya dude that was brill

But Equipe gets my vote i nearly fell out of my chair when i saw that one lmao

Superman
03-05-2005, 01:31 PM
I vote for JBond.

equipe
03-05-2005, 01:54 PM
I like CG's and Angelixx's I'm gonna have to flip a coin. Heads CG, tails Angelixx...

Tails! Angelixx gets my vote.

Angelixx
03-05-2005, 01:56 PM
I like CG's and Angelixx's I'm gonna have to flip a coin. Heads CG, tails Angelixx...

Tails! Angelixx gets my vote.


Sweet!!! lol thanx Equipe! ;)

bbf2
03-05-2005, 04:42 PM
I vote cg124, that was hilarious

DarkKnight
03-05-2005, 04:43 PM
DarkKnight gets my vote and not just because he's a friend, but its freakin' hilarious!

So yeah....DarkKnight


Thx Dude :D

cg124
03-05-2005, 07:29 PM
jibbs

DarkKnight
03-05-2005, 07:32 PM
ZombieMan

Deexan
03-06-2005, 12:17 AM
Hope it's not too late:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/crazybz.jpg

The winner of 2004's Smallest Siamese Twin Contest

Superman
03-06-2005, 03:16 AM
Hahaha, that was pretty funny!

Deexan
03-06-2005, 04:00 PM
Thanks! Im actually very impressed with the lack of typos considering how horrendously drunk i was when i posted that :D :P

Zombieman

Angelixx
03-06-2005, 04:02 PM
I think Zombie has this one

ZombieMan
03-06-2005, 04:48 PM
Yayyyyy, ok, I will post a picture up in a few minutes. Let me have a look around and see what I can find. :)

ZombieMan
03-06-2005, 04:59 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

poashaggy69
03-06-2005, 05:10 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

See honey? I TOLD YOU becoming a cast member on "LOST" would be the greatest thing we ever did! Look at all the press we're getting! Ofcourse...couple of our kids died...but hey! Come on look at that View!

Satiric Angel
03-06-2005, 05:33 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg


the last photo of bob.... before he realized half way through the jump that he put on his backpack instead of the parachute.

Angelixx
03-06-2005, 05:35 PM
the last photo of bob.... before he realized half way through the jump that he put on his backpack instead of the parachute.

bahahahaha lyss your my hero....dont forget harry potter is on tonight lol

Satiric Angel
03-06-2005, 05:35 PM
okay!!!!!!! ill watch

equipe
03-06-2005, 06:52 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg
My mom says I'm special!

Deexan
03-06-2005, 06:56 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

"[Beavis laugh]...I just stuck this up my butt"

HeadHunter
03-06-2005, 07:15 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

They were so high they thought it was Excelent fun when their mate jumped

Angelixx
03-06-2005, 07:21 PM
its early but Equipe has my vote already lmao

HeadHunter
03-06-2005, 07:25 PM
yeah i know what you mean angel :D

bbf2
03-06-2005, 08:27 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

The producers of "Survivor" immediately regretted their decision to start casting the mentally handicapped.

iv3rdawG
03-06-2005, 09:18 PM
kinda early, but Deexan gets my vote

JBond
03-06-2005, 09:46 PM
C'mon guys, at least try to wait for everyone to get their caption in before voting.

cg124
03-06-2005, 09:50 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

Another sent in video to jackass that went horribally(sp) wrong

DarkKnight
03-07-2005, 12:41 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

*Cartman Voice* I Love Cheesy Poofs!!!!!!

JBond
03-07-2005, 12:46 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

Although the picture is confusing, the man on the left has just pushed off the Verison "Can you hear me now?" guy off the ledge.

Superman
03-07-2005, 12:46 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg


And so Daywalker/Boy Wonder/Green Lantern/etc. finally took our advice and gave the thumbs up to do himself in.

GGGG
03-07-2005, 08:56 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg
I wish I could get my girlfriend this high.

ViRUs
03-07-2005, 11:42 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg


"Dont worry, my layers of fat will shield the fall."

pixiness
03-07-2005, 04:52 PM
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
Frizzo 13 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Slinger 10 wins
bbf2 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Sparhawk 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
HeadHunter 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
dr. evil 6 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
EvilDeadNDN 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Zombieman 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
halo7 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

halo7
03-07-2005, 06:01 PM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

Mr clean wasnt that cool in highschool.

Catshe
03-08-2005, 06:29 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpgIam on top of the world springs to mind.

Sparhawk
03-08-2005, 07:46 AM
http://pics.omegasupreme.ca/albums/retards/moron.sized.jpg

We sure did climb that hill didn't we, George!! Didn't we?

Can I have a bunny now, George? Hunh, George? Can I?

I will love him, and pet him, and squeeze him...

Sparhawk
03-08-2005, 12:24 PM
I vote bbf2.

HeadHunter
03-08-2005, 12:33 PM
equipe

ZombieMan
03-08-2005, 01:28 PM
Satiric Angel

equipe
03-08-2005, 02:42 PM
Halo

KUsubaruchick
03-08-2005, 02:50 PM
bbf2

cg124
03-08-2005, 03:24 PM
jibbs

pixiness
03-08-2005, 04:43 PM
halo

halo7
03-08-2005, 05:06 PM
Gggg

BEXSTAR
03-08-2005, 05:12 PM
Deexan

Deexan
03-08-2005, 07:01 PM
bbf2

Satiric Angel
03-08-2005, 08:03 PM
bbf2

Superman
03-08-2005, 08:06 PM
Satiric Angel, because that was the one I was going to use too.

Satiric Angel
03-08-2005, 08:13 PM
Satiric Angel, because that was the one I was going to use too.

yay! i thought it was funny too but i guess you me and zombie are the only ones! :) lol

Superman
03-08-2005, 08:13 PM
Some people just don't understand us crazy people.

Satiric Angel
03-08-2005, 08:15 PM
Some people just don't understand us crazy people.

thats alright we know who we are ...we are cool :rolleyes:

JBond
03-08-2005, 09:37 PM
Sparhawk

ViRUs
03-09-2005, 10:33 AM
Satiric Angel

sonjablue
03-09-2005, 11:27 AM
Sparhawk

HeadHunter
03-09-2005, 02:35 PM
bbf - 4
Satiric - 3
Halo - 2
Equipe - 1
Jibbs - 1
GGGG - 1
Deexan - 1
Sparhawk - 1

I think bbf can take it...its been going on for long enough and we need a new pic :P

superwoman
03-09-2005, 02:46 PM
yus crazy is cool :) fook everyone else being loopy means havin a laff :) :)

HeadHunter
03-09-2005, 02:47 PM
can you not spell :P

Angelixx
03-09-2005, 04:37 PM
yus crazy is cool :) fook everyone else being loopy means havin a laff :) :)



holy mother of God

bbf2
03-09-2005, 06:36 PM
Alright, I'm going to take this one in a bit of a different direction.

Yes, this is a personal photo (Foto) and not on the internet, but it has great potential for mockery.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

hei1spawn1
03-09-2005, 07:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg


Aaaannnnddd I will alwaaaaayss loooooveee yyoooouuu

Superman
03-09-2005, 07:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

Looks like American Idol got pretty desperate for contestants this season.

sonjablue
03-09-2005, 07:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

Guy with yellow flowers: "Is he singing to her or me, I wish he would make up his mind which one of us he wants"

Deexan
03-09-2005, 07:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

Guy with mic: "Come, gather round ladies and gentleman and watch as i demonstrate the world's first chest-hair revealing t-shirt..."

halo7
03-09-2005, 07:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

To earn more money for there cause the Special Olympics will be opened with the Special beauty Pageant.

insaneMoViEgoer
03-09-2005, 08:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg
Guy with flowers: Son of a b**** said he couldnt open his mouth any wider last night.

cg124
03-09-2005, 08:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

The author of "How To Act Like a Jackass In Public"

JBond
03-09-2005, 08:49 PM
Aaaannnnddd I will alwaaaaayss loooooveee yyoooouuu

Shouldn't I own the rights to this one?

I captioned this a week ago.

astrocytoma75
03-09-2005, 08:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

AYoung Alanis Morissette,"I'll show you two!"

bbf2
03-09-2005, 09:32 PM
Shouldn't I own the rights to this one?

I captioned this a week ago.

Yeahhh, you should get counted for that, although probably a coincidence.

hei1spawn1
03-09-2005, 09:37 PM
Shouldn't I own the rights to this one?

I captioned this a week ago.

Really??....piss

ZombieMan
03-09-2005, 10:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg
"Can I get a "woot woot" from my homeboy with the yellow flower?"

pixiness
03-10-2005, 12:32 PM
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
Frizzo 13 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Slinger 10 wins
bbf2 9 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Sparhawk 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
HeadHunter 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
dr. evil 6 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
EvilDeadNDN 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Zombieman 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
halo7 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

pixiness
03-10-2005, 12:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg
Gary had always been embarassed about his umm... dickweed problem, but when his crotch started sprouting roses right around valentine's day, he started to view it as a gift.

Unfortunately, Leslie did not share his view.

Superman
03-10-2005, 12:59 PM
:lol:

HeadHunter
03-10-2005, 01:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

Pretty in Pink, I prefer Ladie in Blue

stunt double
03-10-2005, 02:42 PM
Girl looking into crotch: "Like...eww..so gross i think the guy with his mouth open wants it more than i do"

Klimber
03-10-2005, 03:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg



Mary Lou wasn't planning on bidding but after hearing that the bachelor up for auction was recently in the adult film "Hanging Low Part4", her hand seemed to rise on it own.

Sparhawk
03-11-2005, 02:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/shadowfirejosh/talkin.jpg

"OH NO!!" thought Scott, when he noticed the tuft of blond hair sprout from his chest. "Why can't I win, just this once, as myself?!?"

Teen Wolf 3 - First basketball, then wrestling, now folk singing!!!!

ZombieMan
03-11-2005, 05:54 PM
halo7 gets my vote.

cg124
03-11-2005, 06:08 PM
halo7

halo7
03-11-2005, 07:24 PM
Pixi

Deexan
03-11-2005, 07:40 PM
insaneMoVIEgoer

Superman
03-11-2005, 11:26 PM
I vote Pixiness, but halo7 was pretty good too.

pixiness
03-12-2005, 12:06 AM
I like Hawk's

BEXSTAR
03-12-2005, 06:02 PM
My vote goes to Pixi

Catshe
03-14-2005, 06:37 AM
Pixi

pixiness
03-14-2005, 09:48 AM
Pixi - 4
Halo - 2
Sparhawk - 1
Insanemoviegoer - 1

Any other votes?

HeadHunter
03-14-2005, 10:02 AM
Yeah

Pixi :P

I think you have it :D

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 01:09 PM
Pixi.,......go for it girl! *snap snap**

EvilDeadNDN
03-14-2005, 01:12 PM
angelixx-- never.. EVER do that again.

HeadHunter
03-14-2005, 01:14 PM
why?

pixiness
03-14-2005, 01:14 PM
What man? It's all about the snappage! Thanks Angel! ;) :)

THanks everyone else too. Back with pic-age in a moment

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 01:22 PM
angelixx-- never.. EVER do that again.


oooooooooooo no you didnt **snap snap**

halo7
03-14-2005, 01:26 PM
oooooooooooo no you didnt **snap snap**

ill snap you *snap*

EvilDeadNDN
03-14-2005, 01:26 PM
dah, she did it again. *shakes head*

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 01:28 PM
dah, she did it again. *shakes head*


**pulls out machete**

Now yu gonna like my snapping....and your gonna like it a lot.....ok :twisted:

pixiness
03-14-2005, 01:57 PM
Okay - Special Thanks to HH for helping me find something!!!!

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 01:59 PM
Okay - Special Thanks to HH for helping me find something!!!!

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg



hmmm Pop tarts.........thinks that what will happen when they nuke this kitty




awwww i feel so bad for writing that......that poor cute little kitten!

HeadHunter
03-14-2005, 01:59 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

Kitten Surprise

pixiness
03-14-2005, 02:01 PM
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 26 wins (I think Jibbard deserves to always retain top spot as creator of this thread)
Frizzo 13 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Slinger 10 wins
bbf2 9 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Sparhawk 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
HeadHunter 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
dr. evil 6 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Crow T. Robot 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
EvilDeadNDN 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Zombieman 2 wins
Angelixx 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
halo7 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

halo7
03-14-2005, 02:01 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

When Contacted the Presidents of Poptarts Industry said Well here at Poptarts industry we like to be innovative so to make Wildberry we took Kittens from the amazon and well lets just say some chunks are cuter than others.

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 02:04 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

When Contacted the Presidents of Poptarts Industry said Well here at Poptarts industry we like to be innovative so to make Wildberry we took Kittens from the amazon and well lets just say some chunks are cuter than others.
'

that truly just broke my heart

krushgroove19
03-14-2005, 02:06 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

wow. i knew they used artificial flavoring, but i never expected this!

dr_evil
03-14-2005, 02:14 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

Last Friday the local chinese company Yunioshi음식 bought out Kellogg's.

CapricornDevil
03-14-2005, 02:18 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg
Riding the wave of success formed by Neopets and Furbies, Kellogg's is poised to introduce their new lovable electronic pet, "Pop Pussy."

HeadHunter
03-14-2005, 02:30 PM
Unfortunatly i think unless something speacial Pops up...i think i am going to be voting Halo :P

halo7
03-14-2005, 03:10 PM
'

that truly just broke my heart

break it enough so that youll vote for me ;)

Angelixx
03-14-2005, 03:13 PM
break it enough so that youll vote for me ;)

unless anything else comes up better.....and if you vote for me.....then sure

stunt double
03-14-2005, 06:27 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

"No wonder pussies taste so dam tart"

bbf2
03-14-2005, 06:56 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

What you're really ordering at a Chinese restaurant.

Deexan
03-14-2005, 08:00 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

I've eaten pussy before but this is ridiculous...

cg124
03-14-2005, 08:02 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

What really happens when you cross gamma rays with pop tarts

JBond
03-14-2005, 08:07 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger.

Frizzo the Clown
03-14-2005, 08:09 PM
(Just a little set-up)

Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

Kenny: That's it?

Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

What happens when stoners get the munchies order wrong.

JBond
03-14-2005, 08:13 PM
Half Baked, hmm? ;)

Changed mine again.

Frizzo the Clown
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
Half Baked, hmm? ;)

Changed mine again.
Yup. Half Baked. :P

equipe
03-14-2005, 08:18 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

PETA's worst nightmare.

Sparhawk
03-15-2005, 07:45 AM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

The Tanners catch Alf packing his own lunch again.

Superman
03-15-2005, 12:33 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg

Reuters:
With a weak 4th quarter revenue in 2004, Kellogs decided to come up with a new marketing strategy to make the 1st quarter of 2005 a bit more profitable. To increase revenue they decided to appeal to a wider group, dogs. "Eat that Alpo" said one of the top execs for Kellogs.

Satiric Angel
03-15-2005, 03:55 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg


gross...... a hair in my pop tart!

DieselPower
03-15-2005, 04:12 PM
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg
So that's where kittens come from!!!

Catshe
03-16-2005, 08:15 AM
Okay - Special Thanks to HH for helping me find something!!!!

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/kitty_surprise.jpg This product will be re named TOP KITS

pixiness
03-16-2005, 10:30 AM
Can we start voting yet? Any more entries?

halo7
03-16-2005, 10:42 AM
Sparhawk

pixiness
03-16-2005, 10:56 AM
I vote Hawk too!

Sparhawk
03-16-2005, 11:01 AM
Satiric Angel

DieselPower
03-16-2005, 11:03 AM
halo7

HeadHunter
03-16-2005, 01:18 PM
halo

dr_evil
03-16-2005, 01:26 PM
Halo

Catshe
03-16-2005, 03:34 PM
halo

Angelixx
03-16-2005, 03:51 PM
I gotta go with old faithful satiric!! you made me laugh lol

Satiric Angel
03-16-2005, 03:52 PM
I gotta go with old faithful satiric!! you made me laugh lol

:D thanx angel!