Best Caption

[krushgroove19]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg

"What's that snapping sound, Norm?"

[ruban]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg

Frustrated at the rush hour holiday season shopping mall, Earl took matters into his own hands.

[Crow T. Robot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg

If 'Smokey and the Bandit' director Hal Needham had directed 'Jurassic Park'

[HeadHunter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg

This is why Superman works alone!

[bbf2]

I know for a fact that we did this one before, way back when......I remember Olorin one with a short story about rabid squirrels or something.

[Sparhawk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg

Hermione - Ron, whats wrong?

Ron - Aw jeeze, Baby. I guess were stuck in this tree. What ever will we do to pass the time....clothesay dissaperrus!!!

[Crow T. Robot]

I know for a fact that we did this one before, way back when......I remember Olorin one with a short story about rabid squirrels or something.


Oh, sorry. I must have not been around when it was used. My bad.

[Sparhawk]

I'll vote equipe.

[equipe]

I vote Idaho

[ZombieMan]

Starwars411

[pixiness]

From last round:
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Idahomr2man 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[poashaggy69]

i vote Zombieman

[Deexan]

Headhunter

[astrocytoma75]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/carintree.jpg
"Martha, remind me not to splurge on premium Unleaded next time,
this is just nuts, does our insurance cover this?"

[Crow T. Robot]

Idaho

[krushgroove19]

i vote equipe. nothing like a good billy joel joke

[Angelixx]

lol so are we starting the next battle anytime soon lol?

[ruban]

Moridin

[Sparhawk]

Equipe - 2
Idaho - 2
Starwars411 - 1
Zombieman - 1
HH - 1
Moridin - 1

[IdahoMR2man]

Equipe

[Sparhawk]

equipe wins it!!!

Slap up a pix.

[pixiness]

From last round:
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Idahomr2man 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Equipe 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[equipe]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/bizarre/180503/nungun.jpg

Cheers to all who voted for me!

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/bizarre/180503/nungun.jpg

The nuns have finally had enough of the priests and their molestation charges.

[cg124]

this has already been posted

[Dio]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/bizarre/180503/nungun.jpg

We want you to join the Nun Army NOW!!! They are deadly with those guns! Join now or they'll shot ya good. ;)

[equipe]

this has already been posted

Crap!... I'll post another.

[ZombieMan]

^^^ Ahhh crap, I had a good line too. LOL

[equipe]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

How's about this one?

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights

Stuie's first start on taking over the world.

(Some reason the pic won't show up, hmmm)

[cg124]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

"don't be such a baby"

[Dio]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

Rocky's (Baby on the right) first fight with Ivan Drego (Baby on the left). Baby Rocky is saying "Adrian"! Sadly Rocky lost and he needed a diaper change as well.

[astrocytoma75]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

Crap!,I SH** my lucky shorts!

[Deexan]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

Baby on left to nanny off screen: "What's the matter, you want some too MOTHER****ER?!?!?!"

[HeadHunter]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

you say tomato, I say tomartoe

[Angelixx]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg



You just got served! /**snap snap**

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

I crawl like a butterfly and it smells when I pee!

[Crow T. Robot]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

Ever since the Guatamalan government banned cockfighting, a new form of underground entertainment has taken root.

[bbf2]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

A young Russell Crowe has his first encounter with the paparazzi.

[ruban]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

Tysons' next opponent.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/lightweights.jpg

You know God loves you when you get your ass handed to you at the age of 2. precious.

[Catshe]

Idaho

[Deexan]

Crow T

[ZombieMan]

Idaho

[Sparhawk]

Crow T

[HeadHunter]

idaho

[dr_evil]

Idaho

[Sparhawk]

Idaho - 4
Crow - 2

[Crow T. Robot]

Hh

[pixiness]

I gotta vote Idaho too - and not just because he's threatening to steal my underwear if I don't.

[IdahoMR2man]

Threatening????

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

[equipe]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

He may not be allowed to smile. But more then his gun is at attention *wink wink*

[HeadHunter]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

Does my bum look big in this?

[ZombieMan]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

In Fran's desperate attempt to make the guard at least flinch once.
"Sir, would you like to feel how smooth my legs are?"

[Crow T. Robot]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

What do you mean I cant get in the Palace!?! I'm the Princess!!

[astrocytoma75]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg
"One of these days, even though I may end up end up in the Tower Of London, I'm going to bring my Polaroid Camera!!!!!!!!!", the guard says.

[Dio]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

The guard is thinking "Doesn't that girl know I'm gay?"

[cg124]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg


Guard thinking:"good thing this coat is baggy enough to cover up my boner"

[Deexan]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

"It's OK to be erect, ya know..."

[pixiness]

From last round:
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[pixiness]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041214/i/r3588182048.jpg

Shortly after the guard showed no interest in the ballerina, she succeeded in making him flinch by giving him a brutal, impromptu performance of The Nutcracker.

[ZombieMan]

Dio gets my vote.

[IdahoMR2man]

Equipe

[southern]

pixiness

[Catshe]

Pixi

[Crow T. Robot]

Hh

[equipe]

Double H

[Angelixx]

HH gets my vote

[HeadHunter]

pixi

[Deexan]

Cg

[cg124]

the h man

[Drizzt240]

Crow T. Robot

[HeadHunter]

HH 4
Pixi 3
Dio 1
Equipe 1
cg 1
Crow 1

[bbf2]

HH

You probably can post one now

[HeadHunter]

cool :D

back in a few

[HeadHunter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

[Sparhawk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

Glenn had only been out of the hospital for 15 minutes when he decided to take his new liver for a test drive.

[HeadHunter]

damn one post and i have my vote:P

[ZombieMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

Steve's new beer fountain trick was getting all sorts of attention from the media.

[dr_evil]

Edit

[IdahoMR2man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

Wow, I haven't seen anyone drink that much pee since I was in Thailand....

[Angelixx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg


see, dropping out of school early does get you places!

[equipe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

This is what he needed just to be able to watch a Barbara Streisand movie.

[pixiness]

From last round:
JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
HeadHunter 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[ViRUs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

and now........................with TWO hands!!!

[bbf2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

Lobbyists have found an easy way to court Senator Ted Kennedy's vote.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

See? Drinking five glasses of piss at once IS possible...

[astrocytoma75]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

Guy thinks as he drinks, " I hope there isn't a long line to the pisser."

[southern]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

early one morning his liver got his **** together and just left he didn't say anything he just patted him on the back and jetted....but the joke's on him, he (fat guy) tried to kill him last Friday.

[Dio]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

After doing this for 5 minutes Sir Billy Joe Bob Spanks Alot had bladder overload and he passed out while pissing on himself and everyone else within a 10 foot radius.

[Alien]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

5 times the wife beater, one for each one of his wives.

(Wonder if that joke goes out of Scotland)

[Deexan]

(Wonder if that joke goes out of Scotland)

Yes it does! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/elkinss2/Pictures/16367.jpg

MOLE 1: You do realise we're gonna be covered in beer any time now?
MOLE 2: Yep. Why'd we have to grow on this fat bastard's arm?

[Sparhawk]

bbf2

[ZombieMan]

It was a tough decision this time, as there were many funny captionings, but I'm voting for Sparhawk!

[dr_evil]

Sparhawk

[equipe]

Bbf

[Crow T. Robot]

equipe

[southern]

dr evil

[IdahoMR2man]

Sparhawk

[Deexan]

Sparhawk

[HeadHunter]

Sparhawk

[cg124]

equipe

[Sparhawk]

Sparhawk - 5
bbf2 - 2
equipe - 2
Doc - 1

[pixiness]

I'd say it's safe to take it Hawk - congrats.

JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Sparhawk 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
HeadHunter 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 2 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[Sparhawk]

Woo Hoo!! Thanks guys......and gals.

New pic in a bit.....

[Sparhawk]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

[HeadHunter]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

When they found the wig of one Ronald McDonald the police concept artist drew up what he thought led to the murder

[BEXSTAR]

Macdonalds will try anything new on there menu to get some of there customers back

[ZombieMan]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

The little kitty was pissed when he found out what McDonalds' meat was really made of.

[equipe]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

Kitty - "Supersize this assh-le"

[IdahoMR2man]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

If you push up down B A, you'll do a Big-Mac Attack....

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

I learned this trick from Crocodile Dundee...

[halo7]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

when asked what the DS had to offer Nintendo released this screenshot.

[poashaggy69]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg
"At McDonalds, we love to see you purrrrrrrr"

[astrocytoma75]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg
Ronald's, a leprechaun! the cat caught him, now it'll get over 20 billion served. I wonder if it will get that in burgers or gold?

[Crow T. Robot]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

Now for a limited time with every kids meal comes a free pack of violin strings!

[HeadHunter]

Now for a limited time with every kids meal comes a free pack of violin strings!


creul...but funny :funny:

[Deexan]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

In an attempt to inject some new life into their Mortal Kombat series, Midway introduced their newest feature: 'FAST-FOODALITY'

[bbf2]

http://skozer.com/mbs/fight%20cat.jpg

Everyone agreed that the Capcom "versus" series had gone too far with the release of "Marvel vs. Capcom vs. SNK vs. Dental Hygenists vs. Fast Food Corporate Mascots vs. Domesticated House Pets"

[HeadHunter]

Time to vote i think

Crow

[Sparhawk]

equipe

[equipe]

Evildead

[pixiness]

Idaho.

[ZombieMan]

halo7

[halo7]

Crow

[IdahoMR2man]

Equipe

[Catshe]

Crow

[Crow T. Robot]

bb2

[Deexan]

halo7

[HeadHunter]

Crow 3
equipe 2
halo7 2
Evildead
Idaho
bb2 formally known as bbf2

[Sparhawk]

Well that should do it.


Take 'er away, Crow!

[Crow T. Robot]

ok, I will have a new one up in a bit

[Crow T. Robot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

[Deexan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

Guy #1: "I wonder if anyone will notice if I drop my pants..."
Guy #2: "I hope no-ones planning on dropping their pants behind me anytime soon..."
Guy #3: "Let's ALL drop our pants."

[poashaggy69]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg
The Three Stooges New Adventure: FRANKENSTEIN!!!

[equipe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

Next up on "NASA: The Early Years" The secret NASA gay porno you were never ment to see.

[bbf2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

The children's visit to the NASA museum soon went bad, with the showing of the educational video How to "Relieve Tension" in Space

[ZombieMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

The first attempts of virtual sex, at Electronic Arts.

[Skinny]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

I can't help but wonder where that black tube leads to...

[halo7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

The first draft of the condom.

[Drizzt240]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg
2015: A Space Odyssey:The year the man with the gigantic head makes contact

[IdahoMR2man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

Guy in tie: I wonder if I told him not to fart.....

[Sparhawk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

(thinking) Drew Carrey - Mmmm, my ass feels tight this morning.
Guy in tie - Mmmm, I sure miss my pipe.
Mustache guy - How YOU doin?

Astronaut - Can those guys hear me? They'll turn the oxygen on soon right? Why am I feeling light heade.............

[HeadHunter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

Guy in Tie: Wheres the rocket
Guy in black: Wait, I'v got it here somewhere!!

[Klimber]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg

Man in black (thinking) This thong is going to show if I bend over, How did she talk me into this!
Guy in tie - I wonder if the gerbil up my butt is still alive?
Mustache guy - The fellas at the plumbing union are never going to believe this!

Astronaut - Man this is so much better than smoking pot out of a bong!

[astrocytoma75]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/astronaut.jpg
Guy in black thinks to himself, "I Should've used something for these dang Hemorrhoids." Guy with pen in mouth wonders what the wife has cooking for dinner. Guy with glasses, humm, "will masterbation be comfortable. Guy in suit wonders the same thing.

[bbf2]

We should start voting.

Klimber

[Sparhawk]

equipe

[ZombieMan]

Idaho

[KUsubaruchick]

equipe

[equipe]

Skinny

[Crow T. Robot]

sparhawk

[HeadHunter]

skinny

[Deexan]

halo7

[Drizzt240]

Sparhawk

[Skinny]

So far:

Sparhawk:2
myself: 2
equipe: 2
halo7:1
Klimber: 1
Idaho: 1

[pixiness]

JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Sparhawk 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
HeadHunter 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
Skinny 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[Catshe]

skinny

[BEXSTAR]

Idaho

[ZombieMan]

I think that Skinny should take it, he now has 3 votes and its been awhile since the voting has been going.

[pixiness]

JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Sparhawk 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
HeadHunter 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins - good job... Now you don't have to those one-win weirdos any more! ;)
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[Skinny]

Hah Hah sweeeeeeeeeet! I'll get a new pic right away... (and thanks Pixi :))

[Skinny]

I guess the person got this off a newspaper, so don't mind that, unless you're gonna try to make something out of it ;)

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

[ZombieMan]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg
This is what the UPS driver gets for trying to get too close to read the "How am I driving? Call 1-800-555-FedX" sign.

[equipe]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

This is why you should never hire locked-out NHL players. They are just too competitive.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

"Witnesses said the 2 drivers fled the scene carrying as many packages they could"...looks like they really do deliver no matter what!!

[dr_evil]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg
*UPS driver looks for the address on a letter that clearly doesnt have an address on it, he does not pay attention to the road and hits a Fed Ex truck, both drivers look dead, the UPS driver wakes up*

UPS Driver: And that why you always put addresses on your letters.

Announcer: This message was brought to you by The United States Post Office.

[astrocytoma75]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg
Both companies are such dedicated fans of the show "King Of Queens", when they found out that tonight's episode wasn't a repeat. Well,they just
couldn 't wait to get home to see it. Did'nt they regret that?

[New_Breed]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg
Twisted Metal 5, coming soon!

[Crow T. Robot]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

I guess we should have seen this coming after Osama Bin Laden retired from the terrorism profession and started his own delivery service

[Deexan]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

Fed-Ex regretted allowing their logo to be shown in Jeepers Creepers 3...

[Sparhawk]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

All OUR drunks work at head office.

Purolator - The Smart Choice.

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

Wreck 'tem? Damn near killed them both!

[Rotary]

Derby day in the shipping industy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RotaryWeapon/crazy_small_small.jpg

[Angelixx]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg


no matter what the cusomers sent...I doubt they'll be getting their mail by tomorrow morning...

[cg124]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

what happens when a delivery guy accidently opens a package driving and finds a lot of porno in it

[bbf2]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

"You mess with the bureaucracy, the bureaucracy messes with you. Capische?"

[halo7]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

UPS man: everything was fine and then Ashlee Simpson came on the radio.

News reporter: as an ironic coincidence the FedEx man died well before the crash when Ashlee had hit the high note on pieces of me.

[cg124]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

UPS man: everything was fine and then Ashlee Simpson came on the radio.

News reporter: as an ironic coincidence the FedEx man died well before the crash when Ashlee had hit the high note on pieces of me.
:funny:


little early,but I vote for halo7

[Drizzt240]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg
Rosebud.......

[Angelixx]

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/images/crazy_small_small.jpg

UPS man: everything was fine and then Ashlee Simpson came on the radio.

News reporter: as an ironic coincidence the FedEx man died well before the crash when Ashlee had hit the high note on pieces of me.


O you get my vote too lol

[ZombieMan]

I vote for HH.

[BEXSTAR]

HH lol

[dr_evil]

halo7

[Deexan]

Sparhawk

[HeadHunter]

Halo

[Crow T. Robot]

equipe

[IdahoMR2man]

equipe

[equipe]

Halo

[Catshe]

HH 3 my vote
Halo 5
Sparhawk 1
equipe 2

[HeadHunter]

looks like Halo has it

Post a pic man

[halo7]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

[iv3rdawG]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

"This is what I get for having my dad as a Lord of the Rings fanatic"

[ZombieMan]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

Grok loves kids......FOR DINNER!

[pixiness]

JBond 25 wins
Pixi 25 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Idahomr2man 12 wins
Frizzo 11 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Darkness 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Sparhawk 7 wins
Godzilla 6 wins
HeadHunter 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
cg124 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Crow T. Robot 3 wins
Equipe 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
ViRUs 3 wins
Deexan 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
JSGD 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
Skinny 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
Starwars 411 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
halo7 - WOOO HOOO! First WIN - You Go!
Iben 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
JAE 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Necross 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
Quint 1 win
rObix 1 win
sabin 1 win
southern 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Superman 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Wringlets 1 win

[pixiness]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

The White Hand Babysitting Service prides itself on safety.
Please be sure to distinguish small human children from adult ring-of-power-carrying hobbits.

[cg124]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

Another little kid who prefers the matrix over the LOTRs

[zamphir66]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

A memorable moment from our Hungarian vacation.

[southern]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg
amazingly enough as scared as this kid was then; it still didn't compare to how scared he was when he took a trip to Neverland Ranch

[equipe]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

This is nothing compared to his reaction when Liza Minelli picked him up.

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

Dee Snider sings a little "I Wanna Rock" with a fan....

[Drizzt240]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

After the massive success with his LOTR trilogy no one had the heart to tell Peter Jackson what they really thought about his new movie: Urukai Nanny.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

Lord Of The Baby Shakers. (all british cast)

[New_Breed]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg
who's scared of who? :confused:

[slinger]

One of PBS Kids' many failures: Orc and Friends

[HeadHunter]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

The Urukai was horrified when he realise that the warm bond they were sharing was something else warm

[dr_evil]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg
It was like a great big door opening for me... Lord of the Rings... after i seen the movies I realized that i wanted to spend the rest of my life as an Orc. I came to a realization that I was - and am - a big, strong, and smelly orc trapped in the body of a weak, balding white male and i had had to LET ME OUT or I WOULD DIE.

[astrocytoma75]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

So,Everything tastes like chicken? :twisted:

[Angelixx]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg


Obviously a harry potter fan ;)

[southern]

Jeffery Dahmer's "To Do" List

1. Esacpe prison.
2. Find a disguise.
3. Break for lunch.
LOL! so wrong

i vote Sparhawk

[Sparhawk]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/s/scared53770.jpg

Jeffery Dahmer's "To Do" List

1. Esacpe prison.
2. Find a disguise.
3. Break for lunch.

[ZombieMan]

HeadHunter

[BEXSTAR]

HeadHunter

[IdahoMR2man]

Sparhawk

[sonjablue]

Southern

[equipe]

Sparhawk

[halo7]

Sparhawk

[slinger]

HeadHunter

[dr_evil]

Sparhawk

[HeadHunter]

Drzzt

[Angelixx]

Hh

[Deexan]

Sparhawk

[Crow T. Robot]

Angelixx

[Angelixx]

Angelixx


since like no one ever votes for me im gonna take the time and worship the ground you walk on......THANK YOU THANK YOU YOUR MY HERO

[cg124]

zombie man

[ZombieMan]

^^^ You know, I'm like Angelixx. Since no one hardly ever votes for me, I'm gonna worship the ground that cg walks on right now, lol. Thanks dude! ;)

[southern]

well following suit
*bows to sonjablue*;)

[cg124]

^^^ You know, I'm like Angelixx. Since no one hardly ever votes for me, I'm gonna worship the ground that cg walks on right now, lol. Thanks dude! ;)


yes another cult I can start up.


All bow to me!!

[HeadHunter]

*Worships Zombie, Bex, Slinger and Angel* :P

Sparhawk - 6
HH - 4
Suth - 1
Drzzt - 1
Angel - 1
Zombie - 1

I think sparhawk has it

Post away my good man, Post away

[ZombieMan]

yes another cult I can start up.

All bow to me!!

Does this mean that we don't have to pay taxes?! :funny:

[Sparhawk]

WOO HOO!!! Thanks guys.

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

[ZombieMan]

(edited post) I was letting him know that his picture wasn't showing. :csgrin:

[Sparhawk]

Fixed................game on.

[HeadHunter]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

Who's your Daddy B**CH

[dr_evil]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

Harold and Kumar Go to Hurleys

[equipe]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

well I guess fraternities are all about brotherly love.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg



Oh that is just disgusting!-- hes wearing a falcons shirt.

[ZombieMan]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

The fraternity judge has decided that the sentence for drunken streaking is bobbing Chang's knob and getting sexual spankings from John Popper of the band Blues Traveler.

[Klimber]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

Suddenly Iota Eta Chi (or so nicknamed "I ate a Guy") Fraternity Pledge Jimbo Kramer realizes why he has not met any "Little Sisters" at the weekly chapter mixers held at the local Chippendales.

[astrocytoma75]

[]http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg


Man!, I hate them frat brothers for tricking me into going into a gay bar.

[cg124]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

The real way you get welcomed at CS!

[Crow T. Robot]

since like no one ever votes for me im gonna take the time and worship the ground you walk on......THANK YOU THANK YOU YOUR MY HERO

....your welcome. You should try being funny more often. ;)

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg


A still from the videotape of the initiation process into the Mikea Omega Jacksa fraternity, which is sent to the Fraternity's president in LA.

Yeah I made another lazy Micheal Jackson joke. SO WHAT!?

[objectionalmen]

"I didnt know that slapping my butt was an encouragement for oral"

[Angelixx]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg


With all these things happening....it leaves me to wonder what the hell the mallot is for **shudders**

[Angelixx]

....your welcome. You should try being funny more often. ;)




I have no idea if thats a compliment or insult lmao.....ill just go with compliment lol

[redman]

WOO HOO!!! Thanks guys.

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

When a man sucks another man's ****, it creates a bond - team america.

[Knerys]

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpg

The right hand of justice doesn't know what the left is doing.

[Catshe]

WOO HOO!!! Thanks guys.

http://retarded.azn-bish.com/wp-photos/20040407/5.jpgnew game:gavel or ass.

[Sparhawk]

Evildead gets my vote.

[ZombieMan]

dr evil