Best Caption

[smokiechimp]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

"Oh My Lord! This Jock Has No Brain!"

[DMac]

http://www.statepatrol.de/BILDER/FUN/POLICE/funny-pictures214.jpg

You will RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!1

[Tenaciousd1212]

[QUOTE=DMac]http://www.statepatrol.de/BILDER/FUN/POLICE/funny-pictures214.jpg

"***** you pig, your the drunk one!"

[DMac]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/s4herc5_1089761738.jpg

Like Hercules, only with a chimp!!!

[smokiechimp]

Dudes, your supposed to lay a caption under the current running one and then everyone votes.

[DMac]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0595/X00178_9.JPG

Pamplana's Swimming of the People!!!1

(Like the Running of the Bulls, but changed since it's people swimming)

[Tenaciousd1212]

I'm sorry, Dmac hornswaggled me.

[DMac]

Dudes, your supposed to lay a caption under the current running one and then everyone votes.
I couldn't think of anything from that one, so I started going back to the ones before it.

[smokiechimp]

Thats fair enough dude, you wheren't to know. Nothing like screwing the system!!! ;)

There is actually a thread for that somewhere, best of the best captions or something.

peace.

[DMac]

Thats fair enough dude, you wheren't to know. Nothing like screwing the system!!! ;)

There is actually a thread for that somewhere, best of the best captions or something.

peace.

Thanks for the correction - how embarasing. LOL

So do you think my captions will make the best of the best contest?

[Drizzt240]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg
Trainer: Are you sure this in neccessary?
Jock: Of course it is. I don't want to go into a match with a loaded gun, if you know what I mean.

[spiderman_2k]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

Be gentle, It's my first time.

[Tenaciousd1212]

IGNORE THIS POST.

[poashaggy69]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg
Dumb Jock: What are you doin coach?
Coach: I'm...uh...just checkin to.. see if your wearin a wire...
Dumb Jock: but coach, you've been checkin for about 5 minutes now.

[Tenaciousd1212]

IGNORE THIS POST.

[poashaggy69]

hey thats not fair you already did one...

[ZombieMan]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg
Jock: "Coach, I knew these new zippers inside the uniform weren't a good idea."

[Tenaciousd1212]

BTW shaggy i did 3 ;)

[cg124]

TenD you should edit the rest of your post and pick the one you want. Other whys it won't be fair

[Tenaciousd1212]

Damn fine i'll choose the last one. I find prison rape humor funny.

[IdahoMR2man]

Tenacious. Edit out the other ones. Don't just choose one and tell people. Get rid of the others.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ok.

[JBond]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

Announcer: Aaaaaand it seems we're getting a 6.0 from the French judge, ooo this isn't good, this is why it is important to stretch before the event.

[Lton]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

With the coach's simple adjustment of his cup, John was transported to time when he was 10... at the Neverland Ranch.

[Catshe]

I vote smokie

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

The judges monitor technique very closely in the first Olympic Pocket Pool finals

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

The coash reached into this man's pants when he was caught poking his opponent during a wrestling match.

Coach(Whispers):I know you are gay,but control yourself.

[JSGD]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg
Coach: No, I can't find it either, maybe you lost it...

[IdahoMR2man]

Frizzo

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

Its stuff like this that makes me wish I was a wrastler.

[Illuminati]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg


Coach, I told you I put the grapes in earlier!

[Tenaciousd1212]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

After his loss to the robotic monkey, the trainer decided to straighten out the jocks manliness with a good, old fashion public molestation.

[cg124]

damn how many times are you gonna change your caption

[Frizzo the Clown]

If he's changed it a lot..too bad. Only his first one will be voted on.

[Tenaciousd1212]

This is my only one :) sorry for the changes on the others, guys.

[Frizzo the Clown]

This is my only one :) sorry for the changes on the others, guys.
Sorry..we have to take your first one. If you change yours, we have to let everyone else as well. Not trying to be a dick, its just the rules. So, its either your first caption or none at all..sorry.

[bbf2]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

"I knew it was a bad idea letting the Vatican into the Olympics."

[Sparhawk]

:lol: ROFL :lol:

bbf2!

[Tenaciousd1212]

Fine I'll repair mine to the closest i can remember.

[JBond]

I vote for Virus

[impulse]

bbf2!!!!

cruel but funny

[cg124]

ahh man I gotta give it to bbf2

[ZombieMan]

I vote drizzt

[Drizzt240]

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Sport/Sport2.jpg

After his loss to the robotic monkey, the trainer decided to straighten out the jocks manliness with a good, old fashion public molestation.
If this counts (not sure if it does) I vote for it, if not I'll go ahead and give it to bbf guy.

I GOT A VOTE!!!!

[GGGG]

bbf2

[Lton]

bbf2

[bbf2]

That's 6, can I just post one?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Its been a couple of days, I think so.

[JBond]

Go for it.

[bbf2]

This one looks familiar, but it hasn't actually been officially used before!

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

[Brock Landers]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

"Point Break: 3000 A.D."

[Drizzt240]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

Surfer 1:Aren't we supposed to be searching for that couple from Open Water?
Surfer 2:Nah, I'm sure they'll be alright.

[cg124]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

surf ninja's just got an upgrade

[Tenaciousd1212]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

Transformer Surfing: X-TREME SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ViRUs]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg


I would like you all to meet America's last line of defense. If anything would happen to America these 5 "coast guards" would be sent out to destroy all of Americas enemies. They can travel in water up to 150 miles per hour, they can shoot missles. They only thing they cant do............................. is go on land.

[JBond]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

Transformers: Robots in the skis

[Starwars411]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

So this is the REAL cause of Hurricane Frances.

[ZombieMan]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

Nobody else would audition for Blue Crush 2 so the Transformers figured that they would give it a whirl since all movies are going "robotic" these days.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

And to think, I defended them when people called Transformers gay.

[Rogue]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

#1 (background) - "Dude,fall in on purpose again and I'll beat your soup can ass! You'll end up shorting yourself out and I am NOT going to re-wire you again. You like it too much."

#2 (foreground) - "Plllllease! No one uses the wire strippers quite like you do."



(Okay so it sucks.. not much to go on in the picture)

[poashaggy69]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

In a desperate attempt to get their show regenerated, the transformers star in a step into liquid ripoff, without actually stepping into the liquid...

[Illuminati]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg


First there was Power Rangers...now theres Transformers on Liquid Ice.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

More proof that Hollywood is out of original ideas; coming this fall, Point Break 2: More Than Meets the Eye.

[cg124]

another point break joke, geesh people wheres the originality;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

another point break joke, geesh people wheres the originality;)
Its right here!

*punches cg in the face*

Hows that for originality? ;)

[poashaggy69]

hahahahah....so should we start voting? or wait?

[cg124]

Its right here!

*punches cg in the face*

Hows that for originality? ;)

*pisses on frizzos old porn collection*

Now thats what i call original;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

*pisses on frizzos old porn collection*

Now thats what i call original;)
The jokes on you...I had my entire collection laminated. ;)

[cg124]

Ahh damnit


*sets frizzos collection in a firy blaze*

Lamination may be liquid proof but It sure as hell ain't fire proof;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thats alright. I keep back up copies of issue I've ever owned in a fireproof safe, in a concrete bunker, 30 feet underground. ;)

[cg124]

Thats alright. I keep back up copies of issue I've ever owned in a fireproof safe, in a concrete bunker, 30 feet underground. ;)


ok I give up then;)

[equipe]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg
Damn, the 80s really sucked hard!

[impulse]

can we vote yet?

[JBond]

Please

[Lton]

JBond

[cg124]

I'm gonna give it to zombie man

[ZombieMan]

^^^ Thanks abunch cg! Anyhow, my vote goes to Tyross.

[equipe]

Ty gets my vote.

[Drizzt240]

Virus, however nonw of them really got me to a lol.

[JBond]

I vote for Brock

[Sparhawk]

JBond

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode - "Keep you eyes on the skies....".

[pixiness]

JBond 23 wins
Pixi 23 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Link 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
cg124 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
JSGD 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Starwars 411 1 win

[JBond]

Ty - 2
JBond - 2

[Tenaciousd1212]

Bring upon the next picture!

[Drizzt240]

I think it's still a tie.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Then i vote Jbond i guess kind of.

[JBond]

Then i vote Jbond i guess kind of.

I'm touched ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

I'll vote for Ty.

[ViRUs]

well that helped.

[poashaggy69]

atleast i can live with the fact after thousands of captions, i got one vote. GOD, YOU CAN GIVE ME CANCER NOW!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'm touched ;)
Hey...thats my job. ;)

[bbf2]

Jibbs

Now he can post one....before someone comes in and votes for Ty.

[HeadHunter]

thinks about voting for ty....nah..

Jibbs....

just so he has a clear lead ;)

[Tenaciousd1212]

OK, NOW bring upon the next pic. if i don't get my fix, i have to go to antonio downtown. And i don't want that to happen.

[JBond]

My head will never be clear.

I'll bring up a new one soon.

[JBond]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

[Mr.Matinee]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

In a desperate attempt to raise neighborhood morale,every neighborhood now contains modern art and men in plaid.

Man...do I suck at this or what?;)

[Brock Landers]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

"I erected this giant statue to put a stop to crime in my neighborhood. How do I do it? Simple, my new regime of: CRAP NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T LIFT SO EASILY. Modern art is a hernia-causing biotch."

[ViRUs]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG


Nobody found any harm in Ted's mid-life crisis to be a artist. That is until he constructed this 50 foot structure he calls "Tripod".

[poashaggy69]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

I call it: Bald man desperate for attention.

[Starwars411]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

Reporter: Sir, what did you make the statue out of, copper, steel, bronze?

Man: Nope.

Reporter: Then what?

Man: My hair.

[Drizzt240]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

www.merlin-net.com !!!!! The best source on the net for useless crappy art built by old men with no hair! Please Enter now!

[ZombieMan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG
"The aliens couldn't fit it inside Frank's ass so they placed it in his front yard instead".

[Tenaciousd1212]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

The Farmer's grinned as the cameraman shot the picture of what he called "The Devil's ***** Slapper", knowing that his pedophilic child rape dungeon was directly under their feet and no one suspected a thing...except for that ole McGinty boy down the way...but he was taken care of.

[smokiechimp]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

"Another Lottery Grant Getting Put To Good Use In The Comunity"

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

"Sure it's gawdy, but now I can finally tune in those reruns of Air Wolf on the National Canadian Television Network!"

[equipe]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

"I dedicate this work of art to all of the mis-understood creepy old men out there, struggling to escape our oppression by the normal masses. We shall overcome! Go NAMBLA"

[Catshe]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPGWell it was sculptered on the size of my grin, when i realised how much i was getting paid for it.

[cg124]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

after this guy was taking the Promotional photos the REAL sculpter came and used him for his next project. Last thing we heard it involved a wood chipper

[Sparhawk]

:lol: I vote Tenaciousd1212! So wrong.......so funny!

[pixiness]

JBond 24 wins
Pixi 23 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Link 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
cg124 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
JSGD 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Starwars 411 1 win

[Deexan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0728/X00030_9.JPG

"I'm not sure what it is but it's been growing out of the top of my spinal column for quite some time now."

[IdahoMR2man]

Vote time!

Deexan gets my vote.

[cg124]

deexan

[Tenaciousd1212]

1 vote for me so far
2 vote for deexan so far

[Drizzt240]

1 vote for me so far
2 vote for deexan so far

Not allowed to vote for yourself.

I vote poashaggy69.

[ViRUs]

I dont know Tenaciousd's kind of sounds like something he ripped off of far side.

I vote Deex

[JBond]

Huh? Far Side?

I vote for deexan

[cg124]

Not allowed to vote for yourself.

he didn;t vot for himself. Sparkhawk voted for him

[Drizzt240]

he didn;t vot for himself. Sparkhawk voted for him


Oh, I thought his 1 was an I. Oops

[Deexan]

I vote for Idaho

[ViRUs]

Huh? Far Side?

I vote for deexan



dude, you dont read far side? Those are comics. They are very funny.

[HeadHunter]

smokie

[Se7en the movie]

yeah but tenacious's is nothing like the far side!!

I vote tenaciousd...

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ok...

1. The Far Side is very funny and very intelligent, but i did not rip it off. Plus, Larson would NEVER put anything about a child rape dungeon. The McGinty last name is from leave it to beaver, as it was the kid who always *****ed up beaver's life.

2. I did not vote for myself. As of now its...

4 deexan
3 Myself
1 Idaho
1 Poashaggy
1 smokie

[ZombieMan]

I really didn't care for any of the captions this time around. None of them really made me laugh.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I vote Equipe for his blatant child pedophile rip off of mine.

[JBond]

dude, you dont read far side? Those are comics. They are very funny.

Oh, no one know Far Side better than me. But the post that you said reminded you of Far Side wasn't like Far Side at all, I was confused.

[JBond]

Ok...

1. The Far Side is very funny and very intelligent, but i did not rip it off. Plus, Larson would NEVER put anything about a child rape dungeon.


Yeah, see ;)

[Catshe]

I vote smokie but i think Deexan might have this.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ah, theres where you are wrong catty my boy, 2 votes for smokie and 1 vote for myself make a tie.

[Deexan]

It looks like the voting's just about dried up so i'm gonna go ahead and post a new pic

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

[ZombieMan]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg
Steven wins another beer for the best impression of a vagina.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

It took Elmo a second to get over the shock of having his eyes fall off. But he quickly recovered and began feeling around for his spare set.

[pixiness]

JBond 24 wins
Pixi 23 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Link 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
cg124 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
JSGD 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Starwars 411 1 win
Deexan 1 win

[pixiness]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

Even though he'd heard it his 'hole' life, Jim was always hurt when others called him Asshead.

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

The first still from the live action "SouthPark:The Movie",with the actors a tad bit too drunk.

[Tenaciousd1212]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

That was the first of the series of zany events that happened on that drunken camping trip. Shortly after, Michael Jackson jumped out of the woods and onto the mans car, grabbing his crotch and shouting as the glass windows broke, blew out of the car and dug into the bodies of the drunken men. Only the hooded man survived the night, as he was smart enough to know that clothing reflects sharp objects and how he knew the words to the opening preamble to the constitution to save his soul from the menacing rap duo of Flavor Flav and Angus Scrimm.

[smokiechimp]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

"Hank never was very imaginative with his party tricks."

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

It turns out that the Blair Witch was just some drunk dude named Bufford....

[daughterofeve]

*fills out early voters ballot*

I vote sparhawk!

[Drizzt240]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

The sad thing is that he looks better this way.

[cg124]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

This guy is the author of the book "How Look and Act Like an ******* for dummies"

[ViRUs]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

Believe it or not, but this is the only thing Fran and his friends could find to do in the drive-in viewing of Catwomen.

[Crow T. Robot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/gimp.jpg

Stan Lee debuts his new superhero, Drunken-Overweight-Assface-Boy, to the people at the Comic Convention parking lot.

[JBond]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

For reasons unknown, Lenny's face became the center of a new black hole.

[poashaggy69]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg
Two desperate guys, short on cash, resort to a new way of sexual pleasure.

"Uh, Steve, what's that in my mouth?"

"This would be alot better if you just...wouldn't talk"

[FilmJerk]

http://www.oldschooltimes.com/campingtrip3/gimp.jpg

A new species has been discovered!!!

[Sparhawk]

Henceforth, I decree the voting is to beginith after mine proclomation of such.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I kind of vote for Idaho i guess

[ZombieMan]

I vote pixiness! That one is VERY funny!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

Sparhawk

[smokiechimp]

Pixi

[equipe]

Idaho

[Drizzt240]

I like Jbonds.

[Crow T. Robot]

Idaho

[JBond]

Ashamedly I vote for poashaggy69

[Lton]

Sparhawk

[Sparhawk]

Idaho - 3
Sparhawk - 3
Pixi - 2
Jbond - 1
poashaggy69 - 1

[Deexan]

Sparhawk

[pixiness]

as sick and twisted as it is - I vote poashaggy

[IdahoMR2man]

It's a dead heat in a zeppelin race!!

[Sparhawk]

Oh, The Humanity!!!!!

[pixiness]

actually doesn't hawk have 4?

[IdahoMR2man]

*sacks Pixi*

[pixiness]

The makers of the Best Caption Thread would like to apologize for the non-sequiters from Idaho. The people responsible for sacking him have officially been sacked. The rest of his comments will be written at extremely low cost by a foreign production company known as Ralph and His Wonder Llamas.

Thank You
Management

[Sparhawk]

actually doesn't hawk have 4?


*giggle*

[IdahoMR2man]

Caption of funny, good meat. Your mother is the speed limit.

Your aspirin,
Ralph-I mean Idaho

[IdahoMR2man]

Ok...fine.. You take it Sparhawk...

[Tenaciousd1212]

Yes, Caption us, Sparhawk.

That's if you have the balls.

Do you have the balls?

[poashaggy69]

that hurt my feelings...ashamedly vote for shaggy...well, im over it now! thanks for the votes.

[JBond]

that hurt my feelings...ashamedly vote for shaggy...well, im over it now! thanks for the votes.

Hey, I voted for you, didn't I?

[Sparhawk]

Err...a little late there Ty.

Woo Hoo!! Thanks for the votes.

New pic in a bit.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

[Catshe]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpgthe new craze to sweep america "crash and park"

[pixiness]

JBond 24 wins
Pixi 23 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 5 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Link 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
cg124 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
JSGD 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Starwars 411 1 win
Deexan 1 win

[pixiness]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

As the American Wilderness continues to disappear at a rapid pace, adventurous drivers are forced to get creative when it comes to "off-roading"

[ViRUs]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg


Not many people have cars here in Iraq. So when Muhamad bought his 1984 caravan, he had no idea how to work the brakes.

[ZombieMan]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg
Apu: I thought that us Arabian cab drivers were bad. That is nothing! Look at how this old crippled lady parked her vehicle! I wonder why she is crippled by the way?

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

Well, it worked on Night Rider.....

[PsychoMike]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg
Mohamad: "I knew no one would steal my car if I parked here...... Now I just have to find a way to get it down."

[Tenaciousd1212]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

As the arab man looked at his car on that barrier, he couldn't help but wonder if this was the doing of Atom Ant.

[poashaggy69]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

With all the skateboarding rage in america, Iraq decided to commercialize their own take on the popular sport. Unfortunately for this poor woman, she had to find out the hard way that it is, infact, impossible to do a "dark slide" in a toyota.

[Drizzt240]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

I say Tornado needs to be baned for doing this.

[Oj]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

Fortunately, she really needed a chance to rotate her tires.

[cg124]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

well it always works in the movies

[equipe]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

Caution: Student Driver.

[JBond]

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030221/arab_driver.jpg

Abdul did always like being the center of attention.

[Crow T. Robot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/arab_driver.jpg

Billy Joel goes on a road trip to Bagdad....

[Catshe]

I dont know how long this has been up but i vote JBond.

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/arab_driver.jpg

A Toyota keeps you smooth on the road.A Nissan gets you off.

A message brought to you from the Toyota AutoMobile Company.

[Sparhawk]

I vote Crow T Robot

[equipe]

My vote goes to Crow T. as well

[ZombieMan]

My vote goes to Pixi.

[Sparhawk]

Crow T Robot - 2
Pixi - 1
JBond - 1

[IdahoMR2man]

Pixi

[cg124]

jibbs

[dustindame]

Crow

[Drizzt240]

Zombieman

[Crow T. Robot]

JBond

[The Moose]

my vote goes to PsykoMike

[JBond]

My vote goes to Oj

[Deexan]

I vote for Idaho

[KUsubaruchick]

Idaho

[Catshe]

close round
Jbond 3
crow 3
pixi 3
zombie 1
mike 1
oj 1
idaho 2

[pixiness]

I vote OJ

And then I give Ty a hug so that he's not such a reject :)

[Crow T. Robot]

so looks like its a 3 way tie. How bout another pic?

[JBond]

How about another vote?

[HeadHunter]

Jibbs

So jibbs wins and we can move one :D

[pixiness]

JBond 25 wins
Pixi 23 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Darkness 8 wins
smokiechimp 7 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
bbf2 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Sparhawk 5 wins
dr. evil 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
Link 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
cg124 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
JSGD 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Mr. Matinee 1 win
Brock Landers 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win
Starwars 411 1 win
Deexan 1 win

[Tenaciousd1212]

*looks at Pixi's list*

Looks like theres nothing in that magic bag for me....


bring on the next pic!

[Sparhawk]

Bueller.....................Bueller............... ...

[ZombieMan]

Calling all earthlings...

[HeadHunter]

calling JBOND to post a new pic damn it

[JBond]

Caaaaalm down. I haven't been on since my last post here. I'll get on it soon.

[Crow T. Robot]

I havent got all week. Oh, wait, I do have all week...

[JBond]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

[equipe]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Did he just say Nucaler again?

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Bush:Hey,i have a fetish for ladies who look like zombies.See i got my thumb up my pants already.Im willing to do that in front of the cameras.So what do you say?

Zombie Woman:You only needed to ask Mr President.

[Catshe]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPGDo you have to prove you can do dumb thing's just to get people to listen to you.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Girl: The Only Bush I Trust is My Own

[ViRUs]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

"I wonder if he knows he's at the democratic national convention..."

[ZombieMan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG
*George Bush is singing in the Mr. Rogers Neighborhood voice* "Won't you be my intern"?

[dustindame]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG
Girl:"is he trying to turn me on by grabbing his nutts"

[Drizzt240]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Bush: Hey, it's either me or Kerry, make your choice.

[pixiness]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG


W: On top of Spagheeeeettiiiiiiii all covered with cheeeeeeeese.....
I need you to vooooote, just vote for me pleeeeeeeaaaase.
I'll stop with the lyyyyyying, and all the mistrrruuuuuust....
and with your help dear - blow Kerry to duuuuuuust

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Female Chris Farley: Uhm, yo-you remember that time, uhm, when you, uhm, landed on that aircraft carrier?
Bush: Yes, I do.
Female Chris Farley: That was awesome, man.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Dubya - First I'd like to thank the Young Peoples Advocates for Abstinence for having me be a guest speaker. Ya see, young lady. If you just put your hand there and move it around a bit......that's how Dubya gets through the long cold nights.

Girl - tee hee, giggle , snort.

[Crow T. Robot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/NickD127/Dubya.bmp

The Washington Center for the Mentally Handicapped presents the First Annual Made-Up-Words Spelling Bee. Meet our two finalists, Cindy Johnson, a severely handicapped woman that eats her own feces and George W. Bush, President of the United States.

First word: subliminabal. sub-lim-in-a-bal....

[poashaggy69]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG
^................................................. .........................^
Bad Bush.............................................. .............Good Bush

[Crow T. Robot]

so is everyone done submitting? time to vote yet?

[Deexan]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0732/X00072_9.JPG

Bush: I betcha never seen a white guy with a detachable black penis before have ya?!?

[HeadHunter]

Virus

[Sparhawk]

Idaho

[equipe]

Pixi

[ZombieMan]

Crow T. Robot

[KUsubaruchick]

TyRoss

[Drizzt240]

dustin

[JBond]

Virus.

[Crow T. Robot]

Psyk

[Sparhawk]

Virus - 2
Idaho - 1
Pixi - 1
Crow - 1
Ty - 1
Dustin - 1
Psyk - 1

[Catshe]

pixi

[HeadHunter]

talks about a large spread of votes....and i didnt get a single one :(

[equipe]

talks about a large spread of votes....and i didnt get a single one :(

I feel your pain brother.

[dustindame]

equipe

[ZombieMan]

I feel your pain brother.

Me too, haha!

[cg124]

talks about a large spread of votes....and i didnt get a single one :(


me either oh wait I didn't even post a caption;)


equipe

[Lton]

Virus

[IdahoMR2man]

Pixi. It was creative and took thought. Although the "tee hee, giggle, snort" in Sparhawk's made me chuckle.

[equipe]

I got a Vote! I got a Vote!

Cheers CG!