Best Caption

[Lord Summerisle]

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/NGM2002_11p111.jpg

Alright, Whos sick joke was it to Crazy Glue vaginas on the monkeys chest?

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/NGM2002_11p111.jpg

Ah yes, the monkey. One of nature's most beautiful and gentle creatures. they thought they would have better look, auditioning for any futre dracula film........

[tyler_durden]

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/NGM2002_11p111.jpg

The new monkey dentures never worked as well as Hank had planned.

[IdahoMR2man]

Virus

[JBond]

I vote for Darkness

[tyler_durden]

I vote for ViRUs

[cg124]

virus

[HeadHunter]

Darkness

[Olorin]

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/NGM2002_11p111.jpg

Evolutionary theory has now been completely revolutionized as apes are now thought to be the missing link between humans and aliens!

[Catshe]

virus

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Awakened 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Darkness 3 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Doomsday 1 win
Necross 1 win
Lton 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[pixiness]

Even though I'm a bit late.....

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/sm_wallpaper/NGM2002_11p111.jpg

In a shameless attempt to keep "Angel" on television for another season, creator Joss Whedon reveals the senior partners' true identities - interdimensional vampire monkey demon robots. Unsurprisingly, the WB is standing by their decision to cancel the series.

[Catshe]

virus4
darkness 2

[krazy_marco74]

darkness

[Lord Summerisle]

darkness

[HeadHunter]

Virus 4
Darkness 4

Next vote is the decider

[spiderman_2k]

Darkness....Made me chuckle.

[HeadHunter]

Darkness Post a new one please

[Darkness]

Sorry, I didn't realize I'd got that round.

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

[ViRUs]

Originally posted by Darkness
Sorry, I didn't realize I'd got that round.

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg



Ronald's mid-life crisis finally hits him. Of course he wasn't really on the team, but no one had the heart to tell him that.

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Darkness
Sorry, I didn't realize I'd got that round.

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg ronald yet again tries to steel the glory

[JBond]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

The three watched in amazement as the Hamburgular ran onto the ice to steal the puck.

[Chasticism]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg


"Dad!!! Get your hand off my shoulder...this isnt time for a happy meal!!!"

[awakened]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg
Ronald- Would you two care for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Players- For the last time Ronald! We use the metric system here in Canada and its called a "Royale with Cheese"! Get it right Goon.

[cg124]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg


Ronald decided to super size hockey

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by Darkness

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

Disney's followup movie to the Mighty Ducks trilogy was met with hostility when the new head coach of the hockey team was revealed.

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Awakened 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Darkness 4 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Doomsday 1 win
Necross 1 win
Lton 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[pixiness]

I'm not even gonna submit one - Doomsday's does it for me!

Go DOOOOOOOMS!

[cg124]

LOL DOOMdays

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

NHL Coaching Application:

Name: Ronald McDonald
Race:
[] White guy
[] Something else
[X] REALLY white guy

[equipe]

Originally posted by Darkness
Sorry, I didn't realize I'd got that round.

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

I always knew the Habs were a bunch of clowns.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.modem-magazine.com/200304/images/presse/Ronald_01.jpg

See kids, you have to wear your protective gear if you don't want to turn out like Ronald.

[Catshe]

Dooms day 3

[Darkness]

Dooms

[Lord Summerisle]

Dooms

[Catshe]

I think dooms has got this one
post another

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Awakened 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Darkness 4 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Doomsday 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
Lton 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[Doomsday]

Hey cool, I won, well someone tell me if this one has been used...

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

[cg124]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

Bush:"see i told you iraq had weapons of mass destruction

Soldier:"sir thats just a kid setting up his toy rocket"

[Darkness]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

It was at this point during the troop inspection that the President declared that "those crafty Iraqis are using a blackout tactic."

[IdahoMR2man]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

You know, you're right. The first lady DOES look better through these binoculars...

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

"My viewmaster is broken!"

"Those are binoculars, Sir"

[Sparhawk]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

Due to repeated legal issues with the Clinton administration. These "special" binoculars are the only ones the President is now allowed to use while doing "security sweeps" of the staff pool, staff change rooms, and other sensitive areas.

[Chasticism]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg



Bush: Fire the war heads! Theve blacked out the whole U.S.!

[JimmyDean]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

GW: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, aliens are taking over the Washington Monument!

Soldier: But... umm, si-...

GW: Aliens! Quick, get 'pa!

[HeadHunter]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

The President is never wrong...remember that..NEVER WRONG

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Doomsday
Hey cool, I won, well someone tell me if this one has been used...

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg Once againn Bush proves what a dumb ass he really is.

[dr_evil]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

Bush: I spy something black.

[awakened]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg
The military has just completed work on the highly classified GW3000 . It is the world's most sophisticated kaleidoscope which will give President Bush hours upon hours of unadulterated fun.

[PsychoMike]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

Bush: Finally, after all these months I've found Bin Laden.
Officer 1: Where is he, Sir?
Bush: Over there on the steps of the Capitol. I order you to arrest him and take him to Guantomeno Bay.
Officer 2: But Sir that's......
Bush: If he dosen't come peacefully kill him.
Officer 1: Sir that's not Bin Laden
Bush: Are you disagreing with Me?
Officer 1: No Sir, but that's Senator Kerry.
Bush: Well arrest him anyway. We can't have people trying to take away the job my dad and brother gave me.

[zamphir66]

http://min.midco.net/w0hju/temp22/Bush111.jpg

"I better increase military spending again. These bi-noculars are worthless."

[HeadHunter]

Lets vote!!


Dr_Evil

[Catshe]

awakened

[Sock-Man]

Chasticism

[Doomsday]

awakened

[IdahoMR2man]

awakened

[Lord Summerisle]

Darkness

[Darkness]

awakened

[JBond]

awakened

[Catshe]

Awakened 5
doc 1
Chatism 1
Darkness 1

Awakened post another

[HeadHunter]

Awakened...i think you have it.....new pic please :)

[Catshe]

think i said that:p

[awakened]

Here you go.....(let me know if I can't use this)

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

[HeadHunter]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

"The Reverend Patrick said he had a vision and god spoke to him....i aint about to be out done by that pompuss ass"

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

"...and the Lord said let there be munchies... oh and cheetos.. cause I like cheetos"

[Darkness]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

Things got ugly when the Head Abbess caught Sister Mary with her "special" incense.

[cg124]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

and the lord said light up and it was good

[JimmyDean]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

Even the sisters can't resist Whitney Houston's stash.

[HeadHunter]

hmm....some more please :D

[Lton]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

"Sister Act 3: Back in Rehab-it"

[Darkness]

:lol:

Lton gets my vote right here and now.

[sonjablue]

Lton

[tyler_durden]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

All I have to do is say 7 hale mary's and this never happened....

[Catshe]

Originally posted by awakened
Here you go.....(let me know if I can't use this)

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114 The red wine ran dry, so the sister's had to turn to the incense for the sunday kicks.

[X Brown]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114

Oh, ho, ho, those crazy nuns. First they can't resist the internet, now they love crack. CRAAAZY nuns.

[Inval1d]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=L&ImageID=110114
"Half-Baked 2: Let There Be A Light"

[X Brown]

:lol: Inval1d right here and now.

[pixiness]

FROM LAST ROUND:

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Darkness 4 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Doomsday 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
Lton 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[pixiness]

My vote goes to Lton!

[awakened]

Hehe I vote Lton.

[spiderman_2k]

Lton

[dr_evil]

LTON

[JBond]

Well I never got to make a caption...but Lton

[Necross]

Lton

[HeadHunter]

Lton

[cg124]

Lton!

[HeadHunter]

OK Lton has got like 10 votes i dont think anyone is going to be comeing back from this one :D

Lton Post a pic

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Darkness 4 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 2 wins
Doomsday 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[Lton]

Hope this wasn't used before:
http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

[Necross]

Originally posted by Lton

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

After applying the headphones and the non-blink eyedrops, Bush was forced to watch episodes of Happy Days, effectively scrambling his brain.

[ip_guru]

Originally posted by Lton
Hope this wasn't used before:
http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

While listening to an educational program, little Billy just found out where on Mommy he came from!

[Darkness]

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

It was then little Tommy wet himself, realizing his feet couldn't reach the landing gears on the plane.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

No we know why Frizzo is the way he is!!!

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Lton
Hope this wasn't used before:
http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg modern day hear no evil, but where is the other 2.

[sonjablue]

Originally posted by Lton
Hope this wasn't used before:
http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

THIS IS SLIM WHITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Just Myself]

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpgWhen little Timmy put on those earphones, he had no idea how much cussing goes Black Eyed Peas's raps.

[JBond]

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

The true Nap-ster

[Lord Summerisle]

I think it's time to vote!

I vote HH

[Catshe]

HH

[Tony Montana]

HH

[smokiechimp]

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1283.jpg

"If Only We'd Let Little Joey Listen To SlipKnot Rather Than Celine Dione, He Might Have Been A Much Better Kid"

[smokiechimp]

I vote Jibbs

[HeadHunter]

Darkness :D

[Darkness]

JBond

[Just Myself]

Darkness

[Lton]

JBond

[Vincenzo]

Darkness

[cg124]

HH

[awakened]

darkness

[HeadHunter]

HH - 4
Darkness - 4
Jibbs - 3

I think i have that right

[Catshe]

go on then do it

[HeadHunter]

what are you one about....its a tie you dim wit :p

[JBond]

I'll vote for Darkness

[bbf2]

I'll vote for Darkness as well

[JimmyDean]

Jibbs.

His cheesy humor is just ace!

[JBond]

Whoo-hoo, I only need two more votes to be back in this ;)

Actually, Darkness you can take this one now.

[HeadHunter]

beaten by darkness at the last hurdle again :mad: :o he's just better :waa:

[Darkness]

I'm a she HH, a fact you should know by now. You've ever seen my picture, dang it.

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg

[Just Myself]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg
Normally they'd be playing baseball, but they thought it would be interseting to pla a game of Hopskotch in between innings.

[cg124]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg


This season The MLB association has decided to bann the use of flubber

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Darkness
I'm a she HH, a fact you should know by now. You've ever seen my picture, dang it.


Opps sorry....my bad... :D i wont forget again...i promise ;)

[cg124]

can I hit him everytime he forgets;)

[HeadHunter]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg

The Invisible seat Mark Johnson aquired the season previous paid dividends

[chizle97]

The effects of halucenagenics on baseball.

[ViRUs]

Originally posted by Darkness
.

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg




Looks like that steroids controversy just wont die down.......

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by Darkness


http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg

Arrrr, I'm a leprechaun doin me jig!

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg


at first the angles in the outfeild were cool but now they just piss me off!!!!!!!

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg


It seems showing the runner your "money shot" does syke them out.

[bbf2]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport18.jpg

"Damn them for drafting Peter Pan!"

[awakened]

lol I'm going to vote for bbf2

[JBond]

Me too, bbf2

[dr_evil]

I vote bbf2

[Just Myself]

Doomsday

[cg124]

bbf2

[Darkness]

bbf2

[Doomsday]

1-6, it's ok I'm still in this.

[JBond]

Yeah you may make it

Ok bbf2, you can post one ;)

[bbf2]

Awesome, give me a couple minutes.

I've been at 4 wins for like a year and a half, it's nice to finally move up again!

[bbf2]

Alright here ya go.

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by bbf2


http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

Kerry plummetted in the polls when he tried to appeal to younger voters and announced his running mate as Doink the Clown. Kerry's campaign manager was promptly fired before getting hit by a pie in the face.

[JBond]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

Kerry vs. Bush - 2004

[Necross]

Originally posted by JBond
http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg



When Kerry was told to try and appeal more to the "gay"communtiy, he obviously didn't quite understand.....

[awakened]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg
The Administration can't hide the fact that Bush is crying on the inside.

[cg124]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg


Inval1d did many things just to meet kerry:p

[Just Myself]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

Richard Simmons wants fame back so bad that he was willing to make an ass of himself just to meet John Kerry.

[Darkness]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg
Seconds after this picture was taken, Mr. Giggles was promptly wrestled to the ground after inadvisedly attempting to entertain John Kerry with the "hand buzzer trick".

[slinger]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

Frizzo the Hitman, taking a page from the season two finale of 24, tried to dispose of Kerry with a deadly handshake.

[Catshe]

Originally posted by bbf2
Alright here ya go.

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg Erm idont know who iam ? do you know.

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 5 wins
Darkness 5 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 2 wins
Doomsday 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[Lton]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

"If Kerry proclaims himself to not be a 'flip-flopper', then why was he seen here shaking hands w/ Flippy the Flip-Flopping Clown. Hmmn, you make the call.
-Paid for by friends of Bush for Prez"

[Just Myself]

I think it's time to vote

I vote JBond

[JimmyDean]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg

When Gore asked Kerry if he could be his running mate, he didn't know he'd actually have to supply his own wardrobe for public appearances.

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg


Kerry wants to prove that even if he has a clown as a vice president he could beat bush in the run for president

[JBond]

I vote for Doomsday

[DragnFire22]

http://www.ramisalami.com/kerry98.jpg
Ten Seconds Later
Kerry: "That was a CLOWN?! I thought we were in the Cancer Ward!!!"

[Catshe]

Jbond1
doomsday 2
he got my vote

[Just Myself]

I change my vote to Doomsday. Sorry, JBond... :hehe:

[slinger]

elmo zombie

[Doomsday]

Necross

[awakened]

Lton gets my vote. :funny:

[cg124]

Necross

[Andrey83]

JBond

[the elmo zombie]

Originally posted by slinger
elmo zombie

i love you!!!!!:D

no just kidding but thanks for the vote

[Doomsday]

So the winner is.......

[Just Myself]

you man now go get a pic

[Doomsday]

Hooray, Doomsday is the self-proclaimed winner!

Has this been used......?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

[Necross]

Originally posted by Doomsday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

Hmm..now....why did I start the war....Oh yeah, I couldn't find the remote....wait thats why I had the Secret Service escort me to Radio Shack...hmm...

[Negative Creep]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Agent: "Mr. President for the last time, YOUR NOT CYCLOPS!"

[JBond]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

Bush thinks:

You will all vote...Republican.

Nothing is wrong with our administration

Bystander: "...Mr. President, we're live"

[HeadHunter]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

Bush: "Yes the power that be guide my sight i see where Bin Laden is....he is.........he is.......he is In my head, quick give me a gun while he is still there"

[cg124]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

the voices in my head are telling me I suck, what are they trying to say?

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Doomsday
Hooray, Doomsday is the self-proclaimed winner!

Has this been used......?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg I wish the aliens would stop making me do thesethings.

[the elmo zombie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

IN THE MIND OF THE PRESIDENT

where are the weapons of mass destruction?

what was the name of the girl i slept with last night??DANG I WAS WASTED LAST NIGHT!!!

where am i?

should i get a boob job??

WWJD(what would jackson do)

that gore dudes gonna kick my ass in the election.wait that was last time.DANG I WAS WASTED LAST NIGHT!!!

[dr_evil]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

Bush: Hey Macerana!

[Andrey83]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

*looking in a mirror*

"damn, this sure makes me look damn hot"

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 5 wins
Darkness 5 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[pixiness]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

In national news, the president cut short a press conference yesterday complaining of severe head pain. Medical reports indicate this may have been caused by the president actually thinking. To date, these reports are unsubstantiated

[Darkness]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg
It was unfortunate that the President's ice cream headache occured in the middle of the State of the Nation address.

[Doomsday]

I'm gonna go with Negative Creep.

And pixi, make that 3 wins for Doomsday! ;)

[JBond]

Darkness

Laughed the most at that one.

[cg124]

Darkness

[JSGD]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

I see the end coming, I see the darkness spreading. I see death... and Kerry is all that stands in my way. If I cannot stop him tonight, then I fear tomorrow will never come.

[Andrey83]

Darkness!

[Just Myself]

Darkness

[krazy_marco74]

Negative Creep

[JSGD]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

*Let JSGD win... Let JSGD win... Let JSGD win... Let JSGD win... Let JSGD win... Let JSGD win...*

[smokiechimp]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39350000/jpg/_39350125_bush_ap.jpg

President Bush Unfortuanately Has To Hold Up His Own Head Because He Has NO Spine!

[Catshe]

negative 3 with my vote
Darkness 4

[Catshe]

darkness you got this me thinks

[Darkness]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

Cluck Eastwood!(God,that really sucks....ah,what the hell?:p)

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

IMDB's #1 on the Worst 250 Films list:

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Duckling
Directed by Michael Bay

[ViRUs]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg


After the 3 hours it took to put this stuff on a baby duck, Oscar and his friends looked at him and decided that he really didnt look all that cute, it looks kind of sad actually.

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

its halloween night

ducks mother: oh you look so sweet in your cowboy costume:)

little duck: oh shut the cluck up!!!!:mad: :evil: :mad: :evil: :mad:

[cg124]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

In the south even ducks catch in on the fun on halloween

[Just Myself]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

The guys on Deadwood said he was a motherclucker.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

Im lookin for the guy who shot my paw!..

wait.. wrong joke.

[Boro]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

this pond aint big enough for the both of us...

[awakened]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

The next person that calls me a "Yellow Bellied Chicken" is gonna be sorry.

[the elmo zombie]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
this pond aint big enough for the both of us...


ok that one just got my vote boromir-pso

[Necross]

Originally posted by Darkness
http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

Introducing Howard the Duck's sidekick, Clucky the Kid, from the new movie, Howard the Duck: Suckiest Suck That Ever Sucked.

[JBond]

http://www.1funny.com/images/cowboychick.jpg

Sam the Sheriff put Freddy the Duck away for a long time after he was caught with 20 ounces of quack.

[Just Myself]

:/ don't know who I'll vote for...

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Darkness 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 5 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 3 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[pixiness]

My vote for this round goes to Dooms.

[HeadHunter]

Doomsday

[cg124]

DOOMS

[Darkness]

Dooms

[Lton]

boromir-pso

[Doomsday]

awakened

[Just Myself]

Dooms that's 5 with my vote go get a pic.

[awakened]

I'll go with doomsday

boromir had a good one too:)

[JBond]

I vote boromir-pso, but it seems you can take this one Dooms

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Darkness 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 5 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins - i think i pulled the right list - let me know if it's not right
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[Doomsday]

No worries pixi, you're good ;)

Try this one....

http://www.eustonfinancial.com/images/funny.jpg

[HeadHunter]

BEEN done

[Doomsday]

Doh!

Ok gimme a sec....

[JBond]

1 second, 8 hours, whatever ;)

[Doomsday]

HEY I'M IN FINALS WEEK AND I'M........

ok ok I'll look right now, this is harder than I thought.

[Doomsday]

Was this used?

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

[JBond]

No it wasn't

[JBond]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

After parents not wanting him anywhere near their babies, President Bush had to resort to drive-by kissings.

[Necross]

Originally posted by Doomsday


http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

After this photo was released Bush decided he really had to take off the gloves to try and get back in the closet.

[Darkness]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

Big Tom was afraid to tell the President that, no, he had no future on American Idol and was in fact rather scary when he sang.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

Mmmmmmm Precious Gummy De Milo

[Catshe]

Originally posted by Doomsday
Was this used?

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg do we really have to go through all of this rigmorol again.

[Lton]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

-Thanks to Eclipse gum, my breath does not produce an offensive odor, does it?
-Ah... no Mr. President.

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg


Sorry about that, it must've been them damn barkin' spiders.

*clears throat*

[cg124]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg


Bush:" i'm looking for a new secretary, that could do some things if you know what I mean"

[Just Myself]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg


Bush: "(In Thought)I've always dreamed of kissing Randy Quaid..."
Guy: "Wait! My breath isn't tingly fresh! I have a wife and kids to consider! NOOOO!!!!..."

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

"come on just one little kissie?"

[JustAnAlias]

http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg

This photo once again proves only two things come from Texas, steers and queers.

[ViRUs]

Originally posted by Doomsday


http://www.gorskys.com.au/photo-album/images/george-w-bush.jpg



In a desperate attempt to gain popularity George Bush tried to pull a "Clinton" and found the closest resemblence to Monica Lewinski that he could.

[JBond]

I vote for Lton

[Necross]

I vote HH lol, sorry I'm such an obsessed Simpsons fan.

[Darkness]

Lton

[Catshe]

Lton

[pixiness]

Virus

[HeadHunter]

lton

[Catshe]

Lton 4
Headhunter1
Virus 1
Lton got it if no one else votes

[dr_evil]

Lton

[Lton]

Alright, another one! Was this used:
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/deathwis.gif

[pixiness]

yup

[pixiness]

JBond 22 wins
Pixi 19 wins
TyRoss 13 wins
Slinger 10 wins
Frizzo 9 wins
Idahomr2man 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Awakened 7 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 6 wins
Darkness 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
HeadHunter 5 wins
bbf2 5 wins
Link 4 wins
dr. evil 4 wins
Sparhawk 4 wins
Doomsday 4 wins
JimmyDean 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Lton 3 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win
Droidguy 1 win
Capricorn Devil 1 win
Necross 1 win
EvilDeadNDN 1 win
Lord Summerisle 1 win

[Lton]

How 'bout this one?
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg

[Catshe]

.http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg
ahhh there 's nothing like a decent joint in the sun

[JBond]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg

Aw man, I have no idea what's goin' on.

[The Moose]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg

wait! i'm decoding the message now

[EvilDeadNDN]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg

When good gophers go bad.

on FOX this friday.

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/smoking.jpg

nothing like a ciggerete before i go back in her hole;)