Best Caption

[Rogue]

JAE

[Doomsday]

Doomsday

[JimmyDean]

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

And they say God doesn't have a sense of humor.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

SmokieChimp finally discloses his real picture...

:p

HEY HEY HEY!!!!! :p


http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

For the sake of humanity, let's all hope he's wearing a dress and not a Leotard!!!!

[sniktawt]

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

Meatloaf poses for that rare publicity shot...

[dr_evil]

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg



a wannabe Drew Carey clone

[droidguy1119]

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

Kodak. Share the moments. Share life.

[Highfire]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

"mom, i told you to stop using my web cam without my permission"

[Sparhawk]

JimmyDean

[dr_evil]

JimmyDean

[IdahoMR2man]

Well I'm going to say Jimmydean won this. It's been 3 days since we've had a new pic.

[cg124]

yeah jimmy take this one

[dr_evil]

JimmyDean - 2
awakened - 1
cg - 1
Jae - 1

[JBond]

[B]http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-79.jpg

Robix turns away from film making and takes a turn for the worst.

Yeah Jimmy can take this one now.

[droidguy1119]

New pic...

[JimmyDean]

Your wish is my command...

http://00fun.com/wimg/bigenough.jpg

[JBond]

It's been done.

I recall a caption about lots of loose change in the cusions.

[JimmyDean]

Grrrrrrrr. Alright, I'll get a new one.

[JimmyDean]

Praise the lord, I found a new one!

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

[JBond]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Announcer: Piiinch hitting for Bobby Miller, Jesus Christ....Christ

[Link]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Well, somehow the outfielder was able to catch the ball. But it wasn't called an out because seconds later, God struck him down with lightning which killed him instantly. Everyone rejoiced and drank some Kool-Aid

[IdahoMR2man]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg


And thus the Catholics said, "Ha! See. Christ touchethed young boys too..."

[Lton]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

...Seen here at a charity game, the Red Sox's new aquisition proves that they'll stop at nothing to finally knock the Yankees out of the playoffs.

[Sparhawk]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg


Here is the first in a new series of collectible figurines made for Cathloic movie buffs. Christ as coach of the Bad News Bears is sure to sell out so get your orders in now.

Be sure to keep an eye out for the next two figurines: Christ as Wolverine in X2 and Christ as The Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

[dr_evil]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Announcer: On the next episode of Cribs we take a tour of Micheal Jacksons Neverland Ranch

[clip from episode]
Micheal Jackson: this is one of my most cherished items in the house it is a talking statue of Jesus playing Baseball with kids
*Micheal pushes button of statue to make it talk*
Kid: Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Announcer: So watch this must see Episode next week at 9pm or if you miss it you can just watch the re-broadcast at 9:30pm, 10pm, 10:30pm

[JAE]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg


This proves that Jesus was a "switch hitter."

[smokiechimp]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Jesus - "THIS ONES COMING YOUR WAY DAD!!!!!"

[droidguy1119]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Well, he's not much of a hitter, but damn, can he run the bases, and for a coach, he's about the best leader the Kent Safeway kids have ever seen.

[Skinny]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Jesus teaching Jesus Jr. how to wack Satan's head off when the next temptation comes...

[Brock Landers]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

And the comedian said: "Jesus is like a priest, he LOVES little bats!"

[awakened]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

an ode to Major Leagues;)

[Sparhawk]

I vote Smokie

[Highfire]

i vote skinny

[smokiechimp]

Idaho

[Wood]

My elbow itches

[wiginabox]

i also have a highly itchy elbow... I vote for Smokiechimp

[Rogue]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

And the apocolypse began as soon as Jesus screamed "I'D HIT IT!"

[wiginabox]

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpg

God prepared to strike Jesus down for stealing a childs baseball bat

[Rogue]

I vote Brock

JBond 17 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Idahomr2man 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
smokiechimp 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
cg124 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JimmyDean 1 win

[Link]

Idaho

[Lton]

I vote Smokie

[awakened]

Lton

[JBond]

smokie

[Rogue]

smokie 4
Idaho 2
Lton 1
Brock 1

[smokiechimp]

I'm not taking it until someone says so.

[IdahoMR2man]

I vote Smokie too. Take it away, Pip.

[smokiechimp]

WAHOOO!!!!

I think that makes it 5 :)

Next Up:

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

[Rogue]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Looks like Lisa got ahold of some Jack's Smilex..

[droidguy1119]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

They say x-raying the Mona Lisa reveals other drafts underneath. But there's a good reason why they never show them.

[IdahoMR2man]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

With this recent discovery of the Mona Lisa having a wild mustache, crazy eyes, a hair net and the hording of money, it's been proven once and for all that the Mona Lisa was indeed........Jewish.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!

[JBond]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Of course I'm French! Where do you think I got this outraaaaageous accent!

[Aaargh!]

Why are you dressed as a tiger?

We're gonna have to go right up to...LUDRICOUS SPEED!

[JSGD]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Leonardo da Vinci: The early years.

[Highfire]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

recent reports show that this is not mona lisa in the picture, but Hitlers younger brother after he'd had a couple of drinks and robbed some banks

[smokiechimp]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Little did anyone know that Da Vinci had a little bastard of a son who loved to draw all over ANYTHING!!!!!!

[awakened]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

After a long night of shooting heroin Christopher Walken admits himself to the Betty Ford Clinic with a handful of cash and a hair net he stole from a local McDonald's.

[JimmyDean]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

It's not that she's unattractive... I just don't want her freakishly enormous hands touching my most intimate of areas.

[The_Movie_Man]

[B]http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

^One of Saddam Hussein's un-employed body doubles.

[pixiness]

JBond 17 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Idahomr2man 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 5 wins - One awe-inspiring win for each finger on one of his hands that types these glorious captions from his keyboard to our eyes! :D
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
cg124 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JimmyDean 1 win

[IdahoMR2man]

I vote Rogue

[Tim37ninjageniu]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Someone finally deciphered DaVinci's hidden code in the Mona Lisa.

[Sparhawk]

:applaud: JBond

[Highfire]

JBond

[dr_evil]

http://courses.csusm.edu/vsar422kd/UP/Dali_Mona.jpeg

Micheal Jacksons new look!!!!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I vote Rogue

Thanks. It was my terrible attempt to make a movie connection. :)

[Link]

JBond

[smokiechimp]

Jibbs

[Rogue]

I vote Jibbsy too, although French accents aren't that bad. ;)

Jibbsy - 5
Rogue - 1

[droidguy1119]

Shame. I should go with my instinct. I was going to use a quote from the same character, before I got distracted by what on earth she's holding and I couldn't figure it out and oh, what the hell.

JBond.

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[dr_evil]

jibbs

[JimmyDean]

Looks like God... errr, Jibbs won.

[Rogue]

Jibbsy - 8
Rogue - 1

Wow, I got my ass kicked.

[droidguy1119]

Hey, some of us got no votes at all. I'd say one vote against the apparently invincible Jibbsy is pretty damn good.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Rogue
Jibbsy - 8
Rogue - 1

Wow, I got my ass kicked.

just so you don't feel to bad, i vote rogue

[droidguy1119]

There's two votes! You've got a whole fourth of his votes.

[Kitty]

I vote for Rogue too ^^

[droidguy1119]

lol...everyone loves you.

And I just noticed JBond started this thread. I smell a monopoly.

[Rogue]

Jibbsy - 8
Rogue - 3

I think it's safe to say he's won. I'd need five more pity votes to come back and tie it so I'll accept defeat. :p

[cg124]

no rogue don't give up. you can make a come back;)

[Sparhawk]

Alrighty Bond, old boy. Bless us with a pic.

[IdahoMR2man]

You know for a guy who's supposed to be the funniest poster, I'm sure getting my ass kicked in here....

[smokiechimp]

*Gives Idaho A humor Injection*


Oops sorry no, that was the MMR jab!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
You know for a guy who's supposed to be the funniest poster, I'm sure getting my ass kicked in here....

Yeah, I've got more wins then you! HA HA HA H AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JBond]

Sorry for the wait.

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

[Rogue]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

It seems that the low budget reproduction of Highway to Hell didn't go over too well..

[Brock Landers]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

"After his bike broke down, The Devil officially had to submit to power of Christ"

[Lton]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

People once shrieked in fear at his presence, but as they now whizzed by gigling, one thing became evident- Satan had to lose the 'fro.

[The_Movie_Man]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

People from high and low are tying to make their way to Michael Jackson's birthday party.

[smokiechimp]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

Running last and in a boost to get Jillian's ass moving quicker her coach Mike called for desperate measures!

Just the sight of the pitch fork seemed to do the trick!

[dr_evil]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

Here is a clip from When Satan Met Sally

Satan: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Sally Albright: What?
Satan: I love you.
Sally Albright: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Satan: How about, you love me too.
Sally Albright: How about, I'm leaving.

[moviegeek]

hmm....what is he looking at

[Sparhawk]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

Cyclist: Prince of Darkness my ass. I got your bike, Satan!!!

Satan: Curses!

[Link]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

The Devil went down to Georgia and this time raced a person on bikes. Ironically enough, Satan won and the person lost his soul and is now burning in hell.

[cg124]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG


it's offical, satan is an ass man

[JimmyDean]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

With the Devil get up and Jesus sandles, we were all a bit confused that day.

[JSGD]

JimmyDean!

[droidguy1119]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

Having lost betting against Lance Armstrong for the fifth year in a row, Satan has come to Earth to find the guy and take matters into his own hands, no matter what distractions may appear.

[Link]

Droidguy

[smokiechimp]

CG

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

He may look scary but underneath that exterior is a very sad and lonely Al Pacino.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0596/X00024_9.JPG

When the devil realised that God had given Bruce his powers he decided to give boris the devil powers

[Rogue]

I vote Jimmy.

Jimmy - 2
cg - 1
droidguy - 1

[Highfire]

jimmy

[droidguy1119]

I am so glad! I have a vote! Thanks for the vote of confidence, Link.

[JBond]

Lton

[Oj]

cg124

[Sparhawk]

cg124

[IdahoMR2man]

Sparhawk

[sphericthor]

cg124

[Rogue]

cg - 4
Jimmy - 3
droidguy - 1
Lton - 1
Sparhawk - 1

It's been long enough, take it, cg.


JBond 18 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Idahomr2man 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 - 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JimmyDean 1 win

[cg124]

oh sorry guys i'll go find a pic real quick

[cg124]

ok here it is(sorry if it's been done before)

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

[smokiechimp]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

Honey! I'm Home!

[IdahoMR2man]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

Peeking in through the window, Herbert the Alligator saw his wife, Francene the Hippopotamus, was with someone. He'd been suspicious of her of late but he never thought she would cheat on him....with Larry the Orangatuan!!!

[Link]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

The alligator was so pissed off for being tricked into doing the remake of Peter Pan that, he found where the director lived and swore his life on tearing his hand off.

[droidguy1119]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

TWO DOLLARS! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

[dr_evil]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

Tom Tucker: A jewish father was suppposed to get strippers for his sons bachelor party. But when looking for the strip clubs number in the phone book he ran across an add for Exotic Dancing Animals that was $100 cheaper than the regular stripper. So he booked them and then the aligator (seen above) ate them all.

The lesson of this story is JEWS STOP BEING SO DAMN CHEAP


;)

[JimmyDean]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

Ally's: The escort service of the future.

[Rogue]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

In a marketing ploy to boost home security device usage, the creative team at ADT sent out the crack team of burglars known only as the alligators..unfortunately, when the ploy didn't work the creative team was eaten by their idea.

[cg124]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg


looks like the alligator from jackass:the movie wants his paycheck

[m00se]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg
"Oh man... if only that little hole in the wall was an inch bigger..."

[The_Movie_Man]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

Perverts come in all shapes and sizes.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

TWO DOLLARS! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
:lol: yes, i love that movie

[cg124]

Man better off dead, is one of my faviorite teen movies

[JSGD]

http://people.redhat.com/~sopwith/images/Why_we_lock_our_doors_in_Florida.jpg

8 years ago, they flushed him down the toilet.... Now he's back, with a vengeance!

[IdahoMR2man]

m00se

[Rogue]

JSGD, it made me giggle. :)

[HeadHunter]

JSDG

[Link]

JSGD

[Sparhawk]

JSGD

[Link]

Go for it JSGD.

[cg124]

good one JSGD

[cg124]

JSGD- 6
mOOse- 1

[JSGD]

I'm no good at finding funny pictures, so if anyone have a picture they want to show, just go ahead and post it, on my account.

[IdahoMR2man]

Keeping things moving. Pardon the buns:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

There was shrinkage!!!!

[southern]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg
man in the back: if i see just one bubble and i'm gone!

[droidguy1119]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

Shopping Mall Training Camp. Long-rumored, rarely seen. While it prepares the trainees like no uninterested mall employee ever could, some of the training exercises, especially to the trainees, seem like massive overpreparation.

[Link]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

You'd think making a porno version of Bad Santa would rank in some money. But filming a scene in the morning at the lake was quite a big mistake.

[spiderman_2k]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

Man In Front
I hope thats a fish wiggling near my bum

[Godzilla]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

Hey, at least it's less blinding than Kathy Bates in About Schmit.

[Rogue]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

This brings new meaning to the phrase "freezing my ass off."

[Tim37ninjageniu]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg



These elves have to have balls to go in there naked. Shame they must be shriveled up right now.

[Skinny]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

In this case, chestnuts aren't roasting on an open fire...

[equipe]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg
Who's Idea was this?

[JBond]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

It's April again...time for the famous annual thawing of the Norman brothers from the famous '72 binge drinking party.

[cg124]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

after a bad test screening it was better that the producers of Elf left the nude sceen out

[HeadHunter]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg

Did you just fart....god that was awfull i had my mouth open and everything

[dr_evil]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031225/i/ra2432348576.jpg


Lois Griffin: What's going on?
Stewie Griffin: We're playing house.
Lois Griffin: Then why are you two nude in the lake?
Stewie Griffin: Micheal Jacksons house

[HeadHunter]

lots od choices this time

spiderman_2k

[IdahoMR2man]

Rogue

[Godzilla]

Skinny.

[awakened]

southern

[Rogue]

spiderman_2k - 1
Rogue - 1
southern - 1
Skinny - 1

[southern]

woooooooo i got one!!:D

[cg124]

skinny!!!

[Rogue]

HeadHunter- morbidly and disgustingly funny.

[dr_evil]

skinny

[PsychoMike]

Dr. Evil

[HeadHunter]

woohoo a vote

[Highfire]

skinny

[cg124]

Skinny- 4
Rogue - 1
southern - 1
headhunter- 1
Dr. evil- 1
spiderman_2k- 1

[cg124]

*bump*

[JBond]

Skinny

I'd say he won

[HeadHunter]

Yeah I agree Skinny take the stands and Post a pick

[cg124]

skinny will be really happy, he finnaly won

[pixiness]

JBond 18 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Idahomr2man 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 - 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JimmyDean 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win

[HeadHunter]

That list is getting HUGE

[pixiness]

yeah - we should only list people with 3 or more wins... ;)

easy there everyone, put down the weapons... I was only kidding

[smokiechimp]

I'm ok with that. ;)

[pixiness]

What about people with only 10 or more! :D

[smokiechimp]

I would have a problem with that. :p

[pixiness]

no? really?

I wouldn't ;)

[droidguy1119]

Buuuummp.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by pixiness
yeah - we should only list people with 3 or more wins... ;)

easy there everyone, put down the weapons... I was only kidding

You naughty little vixen you.

I should give you a spanking!:mad:

[PsychoMike]

When's the next pic being posted?

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by pixiness
yeah - we should only list people with 3 or more wins... ;)

easy there everyone, put down the weapons... I was only kidding

No 2 or more should be listed and the people with 10 or more should be taken away too :p


SKINNY POST A FRIGGEN PICTURE

[smokiechimp]

It's been Two days!

I'm posting a pic for him. He's welcome to change it if he comes back in time. :)

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

[spiderman_2k]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Ten minuites later this man was arrested for walking down the street with his giant Radioactive **** out.

[Link]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Unfortunately, Holly the Rooster was kidnapped one week ago around nighttime. A witness to the event however has described the culprit of this as old, white suit, and answers to the codename Colonel. Police are still on the lookout for this man.

[JimmyDean]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Being this was his first Thanksgiving since coming out of the coma, Bob decided to go all out.

[dr_evil]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg


Anna Nicole Smith: Kim any luck finding a rich old guy that will probally die in a year so i can take all his money

Kim Walther: Well actually i found this guy
*shows anna the above picture*
Kim: He became rich by having the biggest **** in the world.

Anna: Perfect

[southern]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg
that'll make enough chicken nuggest to last me about 4 days


dedicated to Tim;)

[smokiechimp]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Ma Pa Said To Me Once........"Son You Gotta Have a Gimmick"

So I Cultured A Radioctive Substance To Increase The Size Of Cockerals And URIKA! 'Kellogs' Was Born!

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "Instead I'll give you this magic lamp. Rub it and a genie will come out and grant you a wish." So the guy says "SWEET! Does it work?" The bartender took him to a back room and showed him his 6 foot tall rooster. So the man rubs the lamp. Out comes a genie and the guy wishes for a million bucks. After a few minutes an elk walks in. Then another and another. After about 5 minutes the bar is filled with a million elk. The man goes "What's wrong with this thing! I wished for a million dollars!" The bartender replies "Do you think I'd really wish for THIS type of 6 foot ****?"

[southern]

OMG idaho gets my vote

no ones will be any better than that:lol:

[pixiness]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Farmer Jim (pictured at left) had toyed with many nicknames - cockknocker, cockblocker, but the one he liked best was CockWalker.

[smokiechimp]

IDAHO! :funny:

[Highfire]

idaho

[Rogue]

http://www.chickenjohn.freeserve.co.uk/images/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg

Even having it that big couldn't save Jim Bob from being a walking fashion disaster.

[JimmyDean]

spiderman_2k gets my vote.

[Sparhawk]

idaho

[Skinny]

spiderman_2k

oh and my apologies for not posting a pic... i really didn't think i would win (as always the case ^_^) and i haven't been on the boards as frequent as I have during school time (yes, im still on vacation) my thanks to those who voted for my caption and my thanks to smokie for puttin one up for me :)

[Ducky]

idaho :applaud:

[Link]

Idaho won.

[JBond]

Pfft, for changing a well known joke, why? ;)

[HeadHunter]

i was going to vote for Link but it looks like it doesnt matter now...


LINK

[JSGD]

We can still change it!

Rogue

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh hell no young'n. I'm ending my slump.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man


http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

MVP 4: Most Vaginal Primate

[JSGD]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

I don't know. I don't think we can accept selfportraits.

[Link]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

When the remake of The Mack was about to start filming, the lead Snoop Dogg could not put up with his newly added wacky costar. The next morning, they announced that the monkey was involved in a drive-by-shooting and killed four people. Although the monkey claims he was framed...well...we just gave him a bannana and said "Sure monkey..sure"

[dr_evil]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

The San Francisco hockey team The Apes have finally found their mascot

[awakened]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

Dr. Zaius passes it to General Thade...General Thade fakes to the left and passes it to Simose...Simose back to Dr. Zaius who shoots and.....oh no! he was stoned by Charlton Heston who proclaims "Not this time you damn dirty apes!"

[JustAnAlias]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg


The new Michael Jackson on ice! Coming soon.

[Rogue]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

At long last- the real smokiechimp revealed!


(Sorry, Ash. I had to ;))

[IdahoMR2man]

Damn that awakened is a funny dude...

[pixiness]

JBond 18 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Idahomr2man 8 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 - 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JimmyDean 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win

[pixiness]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

Due to low fan turnout, roller hockey team owners started to doubt their choice of team name and mascot: The Mighty Cross-dressing Circus Chimpanzees

[spiderman_2k]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

WB aren't too enthusiastic about Joel Schumachers ideas for a Planet Of The Apes Remake Sequel.

[smokiechimp]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

Monkey was so frickin' fed up of wearing that stupid coat and hat and having to prance about on rollerblades doing the monkey relay, he finaly snapped and headed for the keepers with the batton. And he knew EXACTLY where to stick it!

[moviegeek]

The monkey from Ed decided to try a different sport.

[Tara]

After sitting at the bottom of the ladder for the 2003/2004 season, the Washington Capitals train their new enforcer. "He may look small" says their captain. "But no one suspects the little guy!"

[awakened]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Damn that awakened is a funny dude...

thanks man

[droidguy1119]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

This photo of the ape was taken moments before he skated up a small ramp, pulled a high-powered automatic rifle and started firing into the crowd. Again, the police are on the lookout for an ape, approximately three feet tall, on roller skates, armed and very dangerous. Final total: 23 wounded, 7 dead.

[Knerys]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpgTrying deparating to follow the success of the "The Mighty Ducks", Dinsey immediately decides into creating the frist all primate roller hockey team... "The Horny Chimps"

[JBond]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

Tonya Harding at it again.

[Knerys]

*snicker*

[Rogue]

I see her fashion sense hasn't changed with the years..

[HeadHunter]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg
The Photographer soon realised why they said no flash photography

[JimmyDean]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

Those crazy Canadians.

[IdahoMR2man]

I vote awakened

[HeadHunter]

Awakened

[dr_evil]

awakened

[awakened]

bond

[pixiness]

Jibbs

[JSGD]

awakened

[JimmyDean]

awakened

[PsychoMike]

awakened

[JBond]

Cmon, I need more votes ;)

[smokiechimp]

Jimmy Dean :D

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Jimmy Dean :D

w00t! :D

[mary grace]

jbondage

[moviegeek]

jimmy dean

[spiderman_2k]

Awakened...:funny:

[Highfire]

awakened

[Rogue]

I vote Jibbsy

Awakened - 8
Jibbsy - 4
Jimmy - 2

It's been long enough - Awakened, take it.

[Rogue]

JBond 18 wins
Pixi 14 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Kris Hodgson 8 wins
Idahomr2man 8 wins
Knerys 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
smokiechimp 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
cg124 2 wins
JimmyDean 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win
PsychoMike 1 win
southern 1 win
Sparhawk 1 win
JSGD 1 win
Skinny 1 win

[spiderman_2k]

I dont remeber winning this once....

[IdahoMR2man]

Uh I do believe that I have 8 wins now there Missy.

[Rogue]

pixi and I take turns so I was updating her stats from a few pages ago. My apologies.

[IdahoMR2man]

No worries.

[HeadHunter]

AWAKENED>>>>POST A PICCY

[awakened]

there you go:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

[PsychoMike]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

This just in from the Department of Homeland Security:

Sinking to a new low terrorists have started to disguise themselves as american landmarks. Be on the look out for the Statue of Liberity, Washington Monument, and Lincoln Memorial. We have word that they my be in large cities on the east coast. Possibly Washington and New York.

[Link]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

Some people called it a portrayal of art against the french with the ironic sense that their gifts clean themselves, some say it's a portrayal of art coming to life, some say Gloria Stewarts choice of costume for the nude party isn't going to go over well.

[smokiechimp]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

Those Bastards Told Me It Wasn't Perminant!!!!

[JimmyDean]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

Moments later President Bush was taken to the hospital for possible heart failure and shortness of breath. He was heard shouting remarks about giant women with pointy horns rising from the ocean.

[JBond]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

When 100 years you reach, you look as good, hmmm?

[Skinny]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

Seems like the Blue Man Crew has some hefty competition coming its way... uh oh... looks like it's on now!

[pixiness]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040108/capt.sge.ujs79.080104213409.photo00.default-277x379.jpg

Give me your Revlon, your Max Factor, your un-beautified masses yearning to be made over on TV.