Best Caption

[pixiness]

I'm so sorry guys, it shows up on my computer just fine. Here we go again.

[pixiness]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

[pixiness]

Better?

[Olorin]

Not working, sorry. I liked my caption anyways, it's a winner. :D

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

I knew we shouldn't have used a white table. Now I can't see the coke.

- TyRoss

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: TyRoss ]</p>

[Olorin]

Wait, I can see Tyross' quote, but I hope I can still use my old caption.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Wait, I can see Tyross' quote, but I hope I can still use my old caption.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's a picture of a guy and a girl sitting at a table. The guy is looking to the left while the girl is hunched over the table(there is nothing sexual about their positions).

Oh, and this is not my caption.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

It's a picture of a guy and a girl sitting at a table. The guy is looking to the left while the girl is hunched over the table(there is nothing sexual about their positions).

Oh, and this is not my caption.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I can see the picture in Tyross' quote.

[Madness]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna- I can't see it!!

Guy- It might help if you move the table....

Dog- What are you looking at me for, I'm just a dog..........

[tyler_durden]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: Damit, why does my dog always have to hump something when the cameras are around. Now he is humping the back of the seat and I must hide myself in shame....

Guy: Huh....

[JBond]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: "Wow, this book on Tennis Yoga is great!"

Man: Oh man...I can practically see her b- "I'm sorry, what hon?"

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Man: "Ah, a b*tch on my left and a b*tch my right...life can't get much sweeter."

Anna: &lt;Anna stops reading.&gt; "What was that sweetie?"

Man: "Uh, nothing...I just said I love tennis, that's all. What is this an interrogation?"

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Things aren't that bad, just becuse the store is out of ice cream doesn't mean the world's going to end.

[slinger]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: Oh don't luuk. My ex-clown boyfriend is over there.

Federov: The one with the naked midgets? When was he your boyfriend? We've been going out since you were 14 and the only other guy was Pavel.

Anna: Well.... there was this one trip to San Fransico.

[SamuraiiSam]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: Hey...ummm...Jack.

Jack: Yeah?

Anna: I think this coke paralyzed me. I can't move.

Jack: Either can I.

[bbf2]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: Oh no, I glued my head to the table again!

Guy: Heheheh....

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Anna--These eclept eclairs do suck!

Bob--(Half-listening) Down here! &lt;Unzips pants&gt;

[Superman]

http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Guy: Damn! The batteries on my Anna Kournikova sex robot just died!

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Guy: Damn! The batteries on my Anna Kournikova sex robot just died!

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

What was wrong?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>What was wrong?</strong><hr></blockquote>

What the crap? I just noticed that too.

[JBond]

Haha, chill out, the picture didn't show up in that post so I fixed it.

[pixiness]

My vote goes to Superman!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Haha, chill out, the picture didn't show up in that post so I fixed it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry, I thought the pic worked. Thank you for the correction Bond.

[SamuraiiSam]

Superman

[JBond]

I vote for Superman

[Moe Szyslak]

I vote for the guy wearing his underwear on the outside...uh, not you Madness. The one with the big S on his chest.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I vote for the guy wearing his underwear on the outside...uh, not you Madness. The one with the big S on his chest.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Szyslak? ;)

[Nilade]

Supes.

[slinger]

Superman

[TyRoss]

I'll vote for Superman

- TyRoss

[JBond]

Oh just post one Supes ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>http://www.splashnews.com/webpages/newsite/pics/Anna-Kournikova-01.jpg

Anna: Oh don't luuk. My ex-clown boyfriend is over there.

Federov: The one with the naked midgets? When was he your boyfriend? We've been going out since you were 14 and the only other guy was Pavel.

Anna: Well.... there was this one trip to San Fransico.</strong><hr></blockquote>Its a bit late....but this one is great...hehe..clown with naked midgets..where do you some up with this stuff??

[rObix]

this picture doesnt even need a caption.

http://www.tigerboard.com/userimages/kansanheadline.jpg

[Olorin]

Nooooo! KANSAS IS FULL OF STUP-ID-IOTS!

[JBond]

Oh man, at first I didn't see the word "job"

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Nooooo! KANSAS IS FULL OF STUP-ID-IOTS!</strong><hr></blockquote>

well, if kansas is full of people getting head jobs, i cant imagine it being all that horrible to live in kansas.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>

well, if kansas is full of people getting head jobs, i cant imagine it being all that horrible to live in kansas.</strong><hr></blockquote>Believe me, if thats what Kansa was like, I would moved across the border a long time ago!

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Believe me, if thats what Kansa was like, I would moved across the border a long time ago!</strong><hr></blockquote>

ah...well, if you find a place, let me know...cuz pennsylvania....is not the place for head jobs.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>

ah...well, if you find a place, let me know...cuz pennsylvania....is not the place for head jobs.</strong><hr></blockquote>Maybe we could move in with Olorin..I'm sure he wouldn't mind!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Maybe we could move in with Olorin..I'm sure he wouldn't mind!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, he doesn't care. I've been living in his garage for the last month, and he hasn't said a word.

Then again, he doesn't know I'm here . . .

[Frizzo the Clown]

Supes picked this picture, and gave me permission to post it in his name.....here it is!

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

So, am I supposed to put a caption for this?

[bbf2]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

As you can see, Frizzo's plan to frame Superman didn't work out too well.

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[LOTR]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

ITS FRIZZO MAN TO THE RESCUE

[TyRoss]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

Heard in DC comics head offices a while back: "Ok after Supeman "dies" we'll branch it off into 4 books but we need character ideas. Let's see.... a steelworker, a boy, hey how about a clown."

- TyRoss

[Olorin]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

For some reason, little Billy had problems scoring...

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Maybe we could move in with Olorin..I'm sure he wouldn't mind!</strong><hr></blockquote>

hmm...do they have comic shops in kansas? if so, i may consider this.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Maybe we could move in with Olorin..I'm sure he wouldn't mind!</strong><hr></blockquote>

As long as I don't have anything to do with these "jobs" you guys are talking about, I don't want to be harboring you fugitives and doing your work at the same time!

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Supes picked this picture, and gave me permission to post it in his name.....here it is!

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

After Frizzo and Supes died, they were put into one body to form the funniest poster ever!

[Moe Szyslak]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

The bastard child of Supergirl and Frizzo the Clown...Frizzo the Girl.

[JBond]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

This looks like a job FOR....someone else!

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg


HERE WE HAVE THE LATEST MONTH LONG MEGA DC CROSSOVER EVENT......KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE POSSESS SUPES. OH JOY :(

[Madness]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

Dr. Madness' attempt to crossbreed Supes and Frizzo, an assasin that fight's for truth justice and the American way, went terribly awry...........

[pixiness]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

The unfortunate fate of the poor soul who fell asleep first at Frizzo's and Superman's slumber party.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

This looks like a job FOR....someone else!

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

nice one / i vote for this

[Olorin]

I don't think I'll be voting for anyone, yet...

[pixiness]

At the risk of losing cool points for agreeing with LOTR.... :eek: :rolleyes:


I vote for JB too! :cool:

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>At the risk of losing cool points for agreeing with LOTR.... :eek: :rolleyes:


I vote for JB too! :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

wait...we get cool points? i thought our post counts were our cool points...

[slinger]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/superbeast.jpg

Luckily regular bullets can stop him. And they did.

[JBond]

I vote slinger

[Madness]

I'm gonna go totally against instinct and vote for Olorins..........

[TyRoss]

I'll vote slinger

- TyRoss

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

SLINGER

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>At the risk of losing cool points for agreeing with LOTR.... :eek: :rolleyes:


I vote for JB too! :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

:( :( :(

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I'm gonna go totally against instinct and vote for Olorins..........</strong><hr></blockquote>

In that case, I'll vote for yours.

[LOTR]

LOOK GUYS STOP PICKING ON ME I THINK ITS SOMEONE ELSES TRUN :( :(

[Con-Air]

Hey, JBond ripped his off of Calvin & Hobbes. That bastard is playing you all for fools.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Hey, JBond ripped his off of Calvin & Hobbes. That bastard is playing you all for fools.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Bastard... fools. Yep, that's a pretty accurate statement.

[LOTR]

So will u guys stop picking on me :(

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Hey, JBond ripped his off of Calvin & Hobbes. That bastard is playing you all for fools.</strong><hr></blockquote>

My God, I bow to you for noticing that! ;) :o

[Wood]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>So will u guys stop picking on me :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

I think they stopped, buddy.

[bbf2]

JBond is automatically disqualified for plaugurism. Goodbye! ;)

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>JBond is automatically disqualified for plaugurism. Goodbye! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

No no no. Not quite, I still recognized that this was a great place to "quote" Calvin and Hobbes!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

No no no. Not quite, I still recognized that this was a great place to "quote" Calvin and Hobbes!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Without giving credit until you were discovered! You tried to claim it as your own! You have been disqualified, goodbye. Your punishment is to be trapped on a desert island with Joan Rivers.

[Olorin]

Does that mean that my caption has another chance at winning? If it does, I promise a very... interesting picture!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Without giving credit until you were discovered! You tried to claim it as your own! You have been disqualified, goodbye. Your punishment is to be trapped on a desert island with Joan Rivers.</strong><hr></blockquote>

....do I really deserve that?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

....do I really deserve that?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No one does. But it's the only way you'll learn.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Wood:
<strong>

I think they stopped, buddy.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Give it time.

- TyRoss

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Does that mean that my caption has another chance at winning? If it does, I promise a very... interesting picture!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Interesting, eh? I wonder what it is? ;)

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Interesting, eh? I wonder what it is? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Probably something to do with Lord of the Rings...

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Wood:
<strong>

I think they stopped, buddy.</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOOK AT THE OTHER TOPICS THEN CME BACK TO ME

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Probably something to do with Lord of the Rings...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, sort of... but you won't know why at first. You might, but probably not.

[JBond]

Ok, so slinger, just post one.

[Superman]

Hahaha, out of all of those slinger and pixiness had the equally funny ones!

[pixiness]

just a point on JB's plagiarism.... My winning sesame street caption was a modified Goodfellas quote. Any punishment you give him, you'll have to give me.

JB? Should we go spank each other until we fell sufficiently sorry about what we did?

[slinger]

I'll post one that will scare the pants off you.

(but most of you aren't wearing pants. I am right?)

[slinger]

Well here it is. Seemed like you could get a few captions off this. The two teams are Ottawa and Los Angeles. Just for those not into hockey it is two goalies going at it. A Finn and Canadian.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

[rebekahjo]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg[/QB][/QUOTE]


"I told you it was a puck not a ding-dong you idiot!"

[LOTR]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

Dude Am Not Gay

[rObix]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

yeah, this is what you get for being a superior hockey player!

[ 12-24-2001: Message edited by: rObix ]</p>

[JBond]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

Guy on right: *crying* I'm sorry...I didn't mean to hit you like that, it was rude of me!

Guy on left: Hey that's ok man, I'll buy you an Eskimo Pie.

[ 12-24-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[bbf2]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

After this day, the NHL checked more extensively to avoid vampires joining.

[Olorin]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

*immediately before fight starts
Ottowa player: For the last time, it's not "aboot"!
LA player: Oh yeah? Well, our beer is just fine thank you!
Ottowa: It's piss water!
LA: Whatchoo talkin' "aboot"?
*first punch flies*

[JBond]

Well, if I'm disqualified for using Calvin and Hobbes, then Olorin doesn't get to use South Park!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Well, if I'm disqualified for using Calvin and Hobbes, then Olorin doesn't get to use South Park!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh come on, the "aboot" thing is bigger than South Park!

[rObix]

he;s got you there, bond....
have you ever SEEN digrasi jr high?

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

In an effort to save time and money, the Olympic Committee decide to combine Ice Hockey and Figure Skating, with disasterous results.

Announcer: And they're going into a Triple Lutz, followed by a two minute penalty for hooking....

[JBond]

Finally Frizzo posts a bad one, haha!

Kidding ;)

[rObix]

no...that really was a bad one. haha.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Finally Frizzo posts a bad one, haha!

Kidding ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>Actually, its the first one that I've posted in a while, so it probably does suck!

[UNcoorDINATED]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg
Guy: Oh, man! I broke a freaking nail (starts to cry)

Other Guy: It's okay, Francis, everything's gonna be alright.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>no...that really was a bad one. haha.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I wanted to be polite :)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Well I wanted to be polite :) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Oh yeah...like yours was so great... :rolleyes:

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Oh yeah...like yours was so great... :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey! It was already ripped off!

Was yours?!?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Hey! It was already ripped off!

Was yours?!?</strong><hr></blockquote>No..whats your point?

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Well I wanted to be polite :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

wait...we're supposed to have internet ettiquiet?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>

wait...we're supposed to have internet ettiquiet?</strong><hr></blockquote>You are when you're talking to me!

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>You are when you're talking to me!</strong><hr></blockquote>

ah...what the hell have i been thinking?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by rObix:
<strong>

ah...what the hell have i been thinking?</strong><hr></blockquote>Probably about getting another drink.... ;)

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Probably about getting another drink.... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

i think you are right. im gonna go do that now.

[Superman]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg

New Olympic Sport: Sumo on Ice.

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: Superman ]</p>

[pixiness]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/hurme_potvin_150_194_10089051223195.jpg
Jimmy and Johnny Smith beat the odds today by showing that siamese twins CAN play Ice Hockey on opposing teams

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: pixiness ]</p>

[Godzilla]

I vote Frizzo! :D

[slinger]

bbf2

[Olorin]

Man, we're getting worse and worse at these...

I'll go with Supes.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Man, we're getting worse and worse at these...

I'll go with Supes.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Worse? I thought mine was pretty good....bastard.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Worse? I thought mine was pretty good....bastard.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's not your fault, you were born a shipdit.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It's not your fault, you were born a shipdit.</strong><hr></blockquote>At least I was born with fully-functioning testes.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>At least I [like the taste of]... testes.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Gross.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Gross.</strong><hr></blockquote>How do you knwo they're gross? You ever try them? Eh?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>How do you knwo they're gross? You ever try them? Eh?</strong><hr></blockquote>

... No. :( What's going on Frizzo? Why did you close the door?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

... No. :( What's going on Frizzo? Why did you close the door?</strong><hr></blockquote>*talking is his best redneck voice*
You sure got a purdy mouth, boy...

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>*talking is his best redneck voice*
You sure got a purdy mouth, boy...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, my dear, all the better to KILL YOU WITH! (ala Red Riding Hood)

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>*talking is his best redneck voice*
You sure got a purdy mouth, boy...</strong><hr></blockquote>

*red neck voice*
Dish here tha sherif. Are you molesting tha boy? Geeb get ma shotgun.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

*red neck voice*
Dish here tha sherif. Are you molesting tha boy? Geeb get ma shotgun.</strong><hr></blockquote>Stop....you'r egiving Olorin flashbacks from his youth..you're scaring him!

[slinger]

Sorry. How about we scare you with flashbacks to your childhood.

You were a boy of nine and Sigfried and Roy were getting their drycleaning...

[Olorin]

note: I stopped replying.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Sorry. How about we scare you with flashbacks to your childhood.

You were a boy of nine and Sigfried and Roy were getting their drycleaning...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh my god!! The cod pieces! Good lord not the cod pieces...ahhhhhh!!!

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Oh my god!! The cod pieces! Good lord not the cod pieces...ahhhhhh!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You see what you've made me do Olorin? You monster.

Remember the tiger Frizzo?

[ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: slinger ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

You what you've made me do Olorin?</strong><hr></blockquote>

That sentence needs a slight revision.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

That sentence needs a slight revision.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought you stopped replying..

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

I thought you stopped replying..</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stopped in the past tense. I had stopped. That doesn't necessitate that I cannot resume.

[slinger]

I've ruined your life Frizzo, so check your PM for a present.

I'll get right on that Olorin.


Just like Roy and Sigfried got on...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Stopped in the past tense. I had stopped. That doesn't necessitate that I cannot resume.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But it doesn't make any sense....you replyed in order to tell us that you stopped replying...... <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

But it doesn't make any sense....you replyed in order to tell us that you stopped replying...... :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

It's called irony. It's supposed to be funny.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It's called irony. It's supposed to be funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ah.....well, keep trying, you'll get that whole humor thing right eventually...

[JBond]

Ok, this is getting off topic and only like three people voted.

[JBond]

So to make someone win, I'll say Frizzo

[ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>So to make someone win, I'll say Frizzo

[ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Great... he just went to bed!

[pixiness]

well, he's right here... want me to wake him up?

::nudges Frizzo on the other side of the bed::

Hey cute stuff, Time to wake up... you'll never reach 10,000 sleeping through peak posting hours. Now let's put on your wig and makeup and get you in front of a computer

::Frizzo mumbles something that sounds a lot like fu'k off::

He says he'll be right with us!

[bbf2]

I vote for Frizzo too, cementing it . . . now wake the hell up!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>well, he's right here... want me to wake him up?

::nudges Frizzo on the other side of the bed::

Hey cute stuff, Time to wake up... you'll never reach 10,000 sleeping through peak posting hours. Now let's put on your wig and makeup and get you in front of a computer

::Frizzo mumbles something that sounds a lot like fu'k off::

He says he'll be right with us!</strong><hr></blockquote>Oh please....if I was there, there wouldn't be much sleeping being done!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>I vote for Frizzo too, cementing it . . . now wake the hell up!</strong><hr></blockquote>Alright, alright....I'm up..now I gotta find a photo..gimmie a little time..

[pixiness]

you can't exactly blame him for wanting to stay in bed, I do my VERY best to make him (or anyone else for that matter) as comfortable as possible..

[Con-Air]

Frizzo won? But his sucked.

[JBond]

Weird isn't it. People should vote next time

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Weird isn't it. People should vote next time

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought the topic went to hell, so I stopped coming until now.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Frizzo won? But his sucked.</strong><hr></blockquote>Gee...thanks a lot...ass ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Here it is....don't b*tch, just post!

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

[pixiness]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Finally! Definitive proof that being a redneck IS hereditary

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: pixiness ]</p>

[pixiness]

i thought up like 3 different ones for this right away. This pic should produce some caption GOLD!

[slinger]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Sadly this was taken in 2001, not the 1980s as one might believe.

[tyler_durden]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Buck and Betty Lou never did quite recover from the alien abduction, but the true tragedy is how it affected their child.

[JBond]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

This is Spinal Tap's Family

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[thebtskink]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Makes you think who was uglier. The family, or the photographer? :eek:

[TyRoss]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by slinger:
[QB]http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Finally it can be told. Big hair the unauthorized biography of the begginings of Bon Jovi.

- TyRoss

[Link]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Joe Dirt's family

[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Link ]</p>

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i thought up like 3 different ones for this right away. This pic should produce some caption GOLD!</strong><hr></blockquote>Thats why I picked it...I knew it should produce some decent captions..for a change.

[tyler_durden]

I have to vote for Pixie's. That was funny!!!! :D

[Superman]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

And the sad thing is that the husband and wife used to be brother and sister....

[pixiness]

my vote goes to TyRoss for originality

[bbf2]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Sick of lurking around the woods and scaring photographers, the Sasquatch finally decides to settle down and start a family.

[TyRoss]

I vote slinger.

- TyRoss

[Moe Szyslak]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

In order to recoup some of the losses from their excessive use of hairspray, the Wingers becames spokesmodels for Vidal Sassoon.

[Madness]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

A perfect example of child abuse.
The child was taken into protective custody shortly after the picture was taken.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

A perfect example of child abuse.
The child was taken into protective custody shortly after the picture was taken.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actaully, at the site where I got this picture, it was called "child abuse"

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Actaully, at the site where I got this picture, it was called "child abuse"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ha!! Does that make me an automatic winner???

[JBond]

I vote for TyRoss

(OK, what was wrong with mine THIS time! I mean really!!!! :mad: ;) :D )

[LOTR]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Look !!! Its A Hair Famliy

[tyler_durden]

So, TyRoss got 2 votes, is he now the winner? Is everyone done voting?

[pixiness]

i know I am.

[Godzilla]

http://nuttypics.com/justplain/childabuse/childabuse.jpg

Archi Bunker's daughter's family in the '80.

[TyRoss]

I don't think everyones even done posting captions yet.

- TyRoss

[JBond]

I dont think enough people are VOTING!!!

[Superman]

I'll vote for TyRoss!

[Nilade]

Ty

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I dont think enough people are VOTING!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't vote or post captions anymore because everyone keeps voting before people have posted their captions. By the time I get here there has only been a couple of captions with people already voting so there's no point in posting one. Once 2 captions go up the votes start coming out. There should be a limit to the amount of captions up before voting is allowed.

[ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Con-Air ]</p>

[JBond]

Well you cant get everyones on, some people wil post like a week after it started and its silly to wait for them. So I try to vote after there is only like a caption in one day.

I suppose we can make "post times" and "vote times". I'll put that on next time.

[TyRoss]

So does this mean I should post a pic or are we waiting or what?

- TyRoss

[Link]

Yes...

[TyRoss]

JBond shall I continue? It's your thread.

- TyRoss

[JBond]

Go for it.

[TyRoss]

Ok here it is don't say I didn't warn you. Oh wait I didn't... oh well.

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

And now the truth can be revealed....Madness is really a pokemon.

I know it's a little warped (but no worse than Ronald McDonald hanging from a tree I think) do what you can with it.
- TyRoss

[ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: TyRoss ]</p>

[JBond]

I really dont have anything for that.

[JBond]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

...............HONEY! What else is on!?

[TyRoss]

JBond don't forget you were going to give people a certain amount of time for ideas before people started voting.

- TyRoss

[JBond]

Yep, no voting, only captions...althouh, someone else will ahve to decide when the voting starts...you know...im leaving Wednesday.

[TyRoss]

Hmmmm should that be whoever posted the pic??? Or are we gonna leave that to your temp Supes??

- TyRoss

[JBond]

Whatever, you can decide who gets to decide ;)

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ohh! I got to collect all the Pukemon cards to become the Drug Lord Master!

[bbf2]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

Gamers rejoiced at Nintendo's descision to include Jigglypuff in the next Mortal Kombat game.

[Olorin]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

Gigolopuff gives 'the business' to the wrong gender in the wrong part of the wrong town.

(Sorry, I know it's innuendo.)

[ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Con-Air]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

..So then I said to Oprah, "What do I look like a timbit?" One thing led to another....

[pixiness]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

While in the wrong part of town, jiggly-puffdaddy learned the hard way that he wasn't the gansta-pimp he thought he was.

[slinger]

http://teamflap.com/cartoons/JD.jpg

Kirby taught Giggleypuff not to mess with his lady.

[Olorin]

Anyone think we are ready to start voting?

[TyRoss]

Sure I vote a tie between Con-Air and Pixi

[Olorin]

I vote for pixis, because it is kind of like mine.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>I vote for pixis, because it is kind of like mine.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I just realised how much "pixis" looks like "penis"... maybe it's just me. (OH NO)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I just realised how much "pixis" looks like "penis"... maybe it's just me. (OH NO)</strong><hr></blockquote>No, I think its just you that looks like a penis (I couldn't pass it up...you know that! ;) )

BTW, I vote for pixi's as well.....

[slinger]

I'll vote pixi too.

[Madness]

I'll vote for my sweet Pixiness.........

[TyRoss]

It would seem unanimous that Pixi is the winner.

- Ty

[tyler_durden]

I think Pixie's is best as well.

[bbf2]

Okay, it's decided. Pixi, post something!

[Moe Szyslak]

Small problem, Pixi doesn't post during the weekend so you'll have to wait till tomorrow.

[TyRoss]

Anytime you're ready Pixi

[pixiness]

Okay... So really, I hadn't checked this thread because I REALLY didn't think I'd win.... Here's the best I could find.

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

Interoffice Memo: Just a reminder to all employees - your work "loads" will be increasing this week, make adjustments as necessary.

[slinger]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg


Who knew toilets worked in offices.

[Rogue]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg


thinks to herself "I always knew my job was the *****s."

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

Ever since Steve from Accounting had hit on Paul in the men's room, Paul had taken every measure necessary to avoid him.

[TyRoss]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

How to tell if a employee feels the office memos are no longer neccesary.

- Ty

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>
http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg
</strong><hr></blockquote>

The difference between "devoted worker" and WORKOHOLIC!

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]</p>

[bbf2]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

Contrary to what you might believe, this is actually a kitchen.

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Spurred by a lack of employee motivation and stunned by the realization that most reading is done on the can, InfoTec HypoGlobal Net Conglomerates sets out to regain its profit in the fourth fiscal quarter.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

Steve found the office "improvements" disturbing. Restroom breaks were always his favorite part of the day.

[Moe Szyslak]

So far I'm voting for Ty.

[tyler_durden]

Pixie's is my favorite.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>Pixie's is my favorite.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You can't vote for her...she posted the picture.

No offense pixi...you know I love you but that woudl just be unfair.

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>
http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

The offices at ComingSoon are always quite on a Sunday afternoon.

[Nilade]

By the way, Bbf2 gets my vote.

[Olorin]

http://www.watchersweb.com/f6706.jpg

Damn those Japanese and their 'cost saving' ideas! Damn them to hell!

[Kyle Katarn]

I vote Moe! :D

[pixiness]

while I appreciate the vote for my own... GO ME!!!!

My vote goes to Moe...

And I give cool points to Rogue for jumping in with such vigor and a darn good caption to boot.

[TyRoss]

Well if we're already voting I vote Olorin.

- Ty

[Olorin]

I think I'll send my vote the way of the Moe.

[Rogue]

I vote Moe as well.

Thanks pixi, I try.

[Olorin]

Moe, go on ahead and post a picture.

[Con-Air]

I vote for Rouge

[Con-Air]

...... 2 minutes too late

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>...... 2 minutes too late</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry, I thought pretty much everyone was done voting. I'm itching to post up and see some new captions.

[Moe Szyslak]

I won? Hot damn, gimme a few minutes to find a pic.

[Olorin]

Take your time, and find a good one.

[Nilade]

Moe seems to be pretty good with pics, so I have high expectations!

[Moe Szyslak]

I had a few that I wanted to use but I think this one can get the most captions.

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

[pixiness]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

(on sign nearby) You must be at least This tall to ride this ride.

[Rogue]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

I'll have to ask her what Daddy meant by tying a 2x4 on..

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Rogue ]</p>

[slinger]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg[/QB][/QUOTE]

Unlce Bill there is no Twix bars under there.

[Olorin]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

Hugh Hefner's humble beginnings...

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

I spent nine months trying to get out....now how the hell am I gonna get back in?

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

You edit it Frizzo and it still says nine moths.

[TyRoss]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg[/QB][/QUOTE]

A young Jaques Cousteau begins exploring wet places.
;)

- Ty (sorry if it's a little over the top I can change it if need be)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>You edit it Frizzo and it still says nine moths.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Shut up!

[Moe Szyslak]

Keep your caption Ty, I love it.

Frizzo, just accept the fact that I'm smarter than you. :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Frizzo, just accept the fact that I'm smarter than you. :p </strong><hr></blockquote>
Considering that we're the same person, wouldn't that make us equally smart?

[Moe Szyslak]

Good point, now why didn't I think of that?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Good point, now why didn't I think of that?</strong><hr></blockquote>Because we're an idiot.

[Moe Szyslak]

Stupid us.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

So that's what they meant when they called you shaved!

[tyler_durden]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>http://www.funnypop.com/images/lookyhere.jpg

A young Jaques Cousteau begins exploring wet places.
;)

- Ty (sorry if it's a little over the top I can change it if need be)</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have to vote for Ty's. Freaking hilarious, man!!!!