Best Caption [Archive] - Page 28 - The ComingSoon.net Boards

JimmyDean

11-18-2003, 12:46 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Santa: And what would you like for Christmas, Timmy?
Timmy: Timmy would like for you to take your hand off his ass, Santa.

Knerys

11-18-2003, 12:47 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

All I want for Christmas is my self diginity.

Link

11-18-2003, 12:55 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Santa: (with gun behind Jimmy's back) That's right Jimmy, just smile and nod at the people. If you make any sudden movements Santa's going to get alot more red on his suit.

JBond

11-18-2003, 02:14 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Elf 2: Elf Harder

Lton

11-18-2003, 02:43 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

It wasn't the same, but the newly dismissed priest had finally found his true calling.

Skinny

11-18-2003, 02:56 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Santa thinking: hmm... I always did want a personal elf of my own...

HeadHunter

11-18-2003, 04:31 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

What they didnt know was, that he was wearing crotchless pants

IdahoMR2man

11-18-2003, 04:35 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

After American Idol, Ryan Seacrest's only wish was a real job....

JSGD

11-18-2003, 08:28 AM

Skinny

dr_evil

11-18-2003, 08:53 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg
Its the Richard Simmons of band camp

JAE

11-18-2003, 09:36 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Santa stops into a local gay bar for a picture with the bands' sax player Brock the Rock.

Sparhawk

11-18-2003, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

For years Mrs. Claus denied the allegations and stood by her man, but when reporters from The National Enquirer presented her with this photo, she was instantly reduced to tears and refused comment.

pixiness

11-18-2003, 09:38 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

This Christmas on XMAS TV:

In a world that challenged their love, they perservered. When it was said that no one would accept their relationship, they loved anyway. When everyone else was naughty, they remained nice and made beautiful music together. This Christmas, XMAS is proud to present "Santa My Lover, Santa My Friend."

Kris Hodgson

11-18-2003, 10:07 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Nobody ever asks Santa what he wants for christmas.....

PsychoMike

11-18-2003, 10:27 AM

http://smithappens.com/uglyman.jpg

Santa: What would you like fo Christmas this year Timmy?
Timmy (seductivly): Nothing, Santa but stop by my place later, I have something to give you.
Santa: Ho Ho Ho, I be there around midnight.
Timmy: Good I'll be wating under the tree you an unwrap me then. :D

welty69

11-18-2003, 11:46 AM

I vote for Jbond...but Kris gets my second vote. Great stuff guys.

I have been away from the comp so I have not been able to participate.

dr_evil

11-18-2003, 12:18 PM

i vote for kris

HeadHunter

11-18-2003, 12:21 PM

Rogue

IdahoMR2man

11-18-2003, 12:33 PM

Pixi!!! She's a damn genious!

And a note to be made, I was drunk when I made mine....

smokiechimp

11-18-2003, 12:36 PM

Kris :funny:

Kris Hodgson

11-18-2003, 12:46 PM

I vote JImmyDean

Sparhawk

11-18-2003, 01:02 PM

Pixi

sonjablue

11-18-2003, 01:07 PM

My vote goes to pixiness.

Skinny

11-18-2003, 01:09 PM

yea... although i posted... pixi got this one...

MovieWes

11-18-2003, 01:49 PM

I vote southern.

Knerys

11-18-2003, 03:12 PM

Pixi

pixiness

11-18-2003, 04:11 PM

my vote goes to Lton

southern

11-18-2003, 04:12 PM

YAY! i got a vote:applaud:

HeadHunter

11-18-2003, 07:00 PM

Skinny 1
Kris 2
Jibbs 2
Rogue 1
Pixi 4
Jimmy 1
Southern 1
Lton 1

woo lots of different votes this round

HeadHunter

11-18-2003, 07:01 PM

but i think pixi takes this round

Skinny

11-18-2003, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by southern
YAY! i got a vote:applaud:

So did I... give me five!! :)

Link

11-18-2003, 08:43 PM

Kris

LadyFireFly

11-18-2003, 10:50 PM

JimmyDean

Brock Landers

11-18-2003, 11:47 PM

PIXI!

Lton

11-18-2003, 11:54 PM

Pixi :funny:

Rogue

11-19-2003, 12:33 AM

Pixi 7
Kris 3
Jibbs 2
Jimmy 2
Knerys 2
Southern 1
Lton 1
Skinny 1
Rogue 1

I vote Knerys

*updated votes*

JBond

11-19-2003, 01:29 AM

I vote for Knerys

Brock Landers

11-19-2003, 01:40 AM

Can we label this as a PIXI win now?

Knerys

11-19-2003, 01:41 AM

Aw and I was catching up to her. ;)

Rogue

11-19-2003, 01:43 AM

You're up, pixi. Lucky #13!

JBond 17 wins
Pixi 13 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
Idahomr2man 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
smokiechimp 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
Lady FireFly 1 win
MovieWes 1 win

HeadHunter

11-19-2003, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers
Can we label this as a PIXI win now?

i thought i had earlier so that a new pic could be done...but it seems no one listens to me :(

Brock Landers

11-19-2003, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Knerys
Aw and I was catching up to her. ;)

Awwww, I'm sorry. Next match I'll put my vote down for you. A reserved vote. ;)

pixiness

11-20-2003, 10:21 AM

YAY! Be right back with a pic!

HeadHunter

11-20-2003, 10:22 AM

took you sweet time girl

pixiness

11-20-2003, 10:25 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Sparhawk

11-20-2003, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by pixiness
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I'm here to pump YOU up.

HeadHunter

11-20-2003, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by pixiness
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I told you once stop makeing funny noises

JSGD

11-20-2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by pixiness
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

"Look at my mood-ring!"
"It's blue, which means, I'm gonna kick your a*s"

dr_evil

11-20-2003, 10:51 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I did not have sexual relationships with that woman .....................i am just kidding i just always wanted to say that

PsychoMike

11-20-2003, 10:55 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

"Your impressions of me are not funny, I must now kick your ass"

Skinny

11-20-2003, 12:18 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I will now initiate my first law: EVERYBODY HAS TO LIFT! (demonstrating arm curls) ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO!

Kris Hodgson

11-20-2003, 12:35 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Arnold : Now that I am the ruler of Cal-i-forn-i-a, it is time to focus on the important issues! Like why didn't "Jingle all the Way" win any acadamy awards? I WILL GET TO THE BOTTEM OF THIS!

IdahoMR2man

11-20-2003, 01:26 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg
Wen dey challenge me, I tel da Republicans ov da wurld to PULL MY HUGELY MUSCULAR FINGER!!!

MovieWes

11-20-2003, 01:49 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg
You people of California are soft! You lack discipline! WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU ARE MINE NOW! YOU BELONG TO ME!

necronon99

11-20-2003, 02:40 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpgin order to live long healthy lives we must frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Optimus Prime

11-20-2003, 03:17 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg
I'll be back.

Mongoose, Inc.

11-20-2003, 03:20 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

'Weren't you from my orgy i had about 20 years ago...'

cg124

11-20-2003, 03:22 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

So WHAT iF I caN't say CALaFornia RIgHt it'S NoT ***inG SpeellING bEE

LadyFireFly

11-20-2003, 03:27 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Colorado Cajun

11-20-2003, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by pixiness
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg
Hey you little girly man! Ahnald wants a frapuccino to celebrate his victory

smokiechimp

11-20-2003, 07:19 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I don't remember this in the first Terminator trilogy! Is this the part when the robots took over or what? I must have slept through that bit! :confused:

I vote JSGD :funny:

Kris Hodgson

11-20-2003, 09:06 PM

I vote LadyFireFly

IdahoMR2man

11-20-2003, 09:13 PM

Kris

Rogue

11-20-2003, 10:26 PM

Like Link said before..is it possible to wait a bit before voting? Not all of us can post a caption right away..

Tardumb

11-21-2003, 12:03 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

As new Govenuh of Califonyah, I will...GEET DOOOOOWN!!!!

Link

11-21-2003, 12:08 AM

JSGD

Rogue

11-21-2003, 12:10 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

I choose YOU- Linda Hamilton! You're my new intern!

Link

11-21-2003, 12:15 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Seconds later, Arnold blasted a shotgun shell through the skull of a person in the crowd. Why? Because Arnold does not like people who don't buy T3 on DVD.

IdahoMR2man

11-21-2003, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by Rogue
Like Link said before..is it possible to wait a bit before voting? Not all of us can post a caption right away..

Shrorry. I thought it'd been 24 hours. My bad.

JimmyDean

11-21-2003, 01:28 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Your new governor Arnold, who can no longer act in such films as Terminator, has now decided to act as the governor of California. His first challenge, answering questions he can't understand. His second challenge, speaking in a language he will never comprehend.

JBond

11-21-2003, 01:44 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031119/mdf409955.jpg

Conan the Republican

Rogue

11-21-2003, 01:48 AM

I vote Jibbsy

Rogue

11-21-2003, 01:49 AM

JSGD 2
Firefly 1
Kris 1
Jibbsy 1

JBond

11-21-2003, 01:51 AM

I vote for MovieWes

HeadHunter

11-21-2003, 04:19 AM

CC gets the vote

JSGD

11-21-2003, 04:51 AM

MovieWes

dr_evil

11-21-2003, 08:12 AM

i vote movie wes

p.s. i just changed mine since i thought of something i thought was better last night

Rogue

11-21-2003, 08:13 AM

MovieWes 3
JSGD 2
Firefly 1
Kris 1
Jibbsy 1
CC 1

JBond

11-21-2003, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by dr_evil
p.s. i just changed mine since i thought of something i thought was better last night

It's funny ;)

Though you could have ended it like "....haha, of course I had sexual relations with her, I just always wanted to say that" ;)

HeadHunter

11-21-2003, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by JBond
I just always wanted to say that" ;)
you live a sheltered little life dont you

JBond

11-21-2003, 08:58 AM

Yes, very, but why quote that part of my post?

Optimus Prime

11-21-2003, 09:01 AM

CC gets my vote

HeadHunter

11-21-2003, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by JBond
Yes, very, but why quote that part of my post?

dont know......would you have liked me to quote the whole thing

southern

11-21-2003, 09:36 AM

i vote Jimmy

Rogue

11-22-2003, 02:48 AM

MovieWes 3
CC 2
JSGD 2
Firefly 1
Kris 1
Jibbsy 1
Jimmy 1

Other votes? If not I'm calling a winner in MovieWes.

JimmyDean

11-22-2003, 02:50 AM

Jimmy ;)

Rogue

11-22-2003, 02:53 AM

Alright then, looks like MovieWes is our winner- pick one.

MovieWes

11-22-2003, 10:14 AM

Cool, I won. Thanks guys.

Here's the next pic.

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/babysitting$5anhour.jpg

JSGD

11-22-2003, 10:21 AM

I find that image more disturbing than fun.

MovieWes

11-22-2003, 10:28 AM

I don't think it's a real pic. It has to be fabricated.

JSGD

11-22-2003, 10:30 AM

Yeah, probably. But I just can't think of anything funny to say about it.

MovieWes

11-22-2003, 10:35 AM

Well, here's a different one for you. Forget the first one.

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

IdahoMR2man

11-22-2003, 01:06 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

Osama was a terrorist even in college....

Brock Landers

11-22-2003, 01:57 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

"EVERYONE picks on the poobli kids. They just hate them so much"(simpsons joke :D)

dr_evil

11-22-2003, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by MovieWes
Well, here's a different one for you. Forget the first one.

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg
next time on Behind the Scenes we will be going behind the scenes of the next coors beer comercial with The Coor Twins

Rogue

11-22-2003, 02:48 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

Overseas, they have a real different meaning of what it means to have a wet tee shirt contest..

JBond

11-22-2003, 04:25 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

Back in the ol' days this prank was done with hot oil...and it wasn't a office building, but a castle....and the "pranksters" were doing it to defend their castle from being pillaged or captured....come to think of it, it wasn't really a prank at all.

smokiechimp

11-22-2003, 07:47 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

A College Welcome

FREE POTATO WATER FOR EVERYONE!

YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

HeadHunter

11-22-2003, 08:41 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

The Acid joke didnt go down well

cg124

11-22-2003, 10:58 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

The prankers thought it was funny at first untill bin ladin put a cap in their asses for getting his family wet

PsychoMike

11-22-2003, 11:00 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

Welcome Freshmen

Kitty

11-22-2003, 11:04 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg
They thought it was all a harmless prank..until they realized what was actually in the water afterwards...

Link

11-22-2003, 11:04 PM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

The biggest mistake the pranksters made was not realizing that all of the people were carrying handguns.

JimmyDean

11-23-2003, 01:34 AM

http://www.hellafunny.com/images/thismeanswar.jpg

After 2 months of no running water, the people felt the need to improvise.

Brock Landers

11-23-2003, 01:35 AM

Link

JimmyDean

11-23-2003, 01:43 AM

HeadHunter

Rogue

11-23-2003, 01:48 AM

Link

JBond

11-23-2003, 01:50 AM

Link

JSGD

11-23-2003, 06:58 AM

Link

sphericthor

11-23-2003, 07:01 AM

Link

JSGD

11-23-2003, 07:01 AM

I wonder who's gonna win?

smokiechimp

11-23-2003, 06:54 PM

LadyFireFly

11-23-2003, 09:01 PM

:funny: Link

cg124

11-23-2003, 09:03 PM

Link

i think it's safe to say link wins

Rogue

11-24-2003, 12:26 AM

Link 7
HeadHunter 2

Take it, Link..I don't think anyone can catch you now.

Rogue

11-24-2003, 12:28 AM

JBond 17 wins
Pixi 13 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
Idahomr2man 6 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
smokiechimp 4 wins
Link 4 wins
Awakened 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Rogue 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
HeadHunter 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Macbane 2 wins
MovieWes 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin 1 win
Pinesol 13 1 win
JAE 1 win
Drunk=Monkey 1 win
spiderman 2k 1 win
Quint 1 win
Inval1d 1 win
Colorado Cajun 1 win
LadyFireFly 1 win

Link

11-24-2003, 02:20 AM

Alright, I should have one up tommorow.

LadyFireFly

11-24-2003, 11:30 PM

Ok Link said he's having computer problems, so go ahead Head Hunter and post a picture.

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 08:44 AM

Guess that's not happening ;)

Anyone post a pic.

HeadHunter

11-25-2003, 08:53 AM

I will

HeadHunter

11-25-2003, 09:03 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Sparhawk

11-25-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by HeadHunter
http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

TIBOR!!!!

Kris Hodgson

11-25-2003, 09:34 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Fox's new reality series seeks to answer the age old question: What would happen if we replaced the military with a bunch of drunken frat boys. Crossing the line at 8/7 central.

dr_evil

11-25-2003, 10:22 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Jessica Simpson was given permission by President Bush to help the navy load bombs onto ships but there was a problem we dont know exactly what happened but someone nearby said that he thinks she saw something shiny and went to see what it was while the thing was in motion ....luckily the bomb didnt explode and no one was hurt
when we asked bush if he knew anything about it he said "what that b**** didnt die damnit she was supposed to die so i could once again be the dumbest person on television"

HeadHunter

11-25-2003, 10:26 AM

:lol:

JAE

11-25-2003, 10:50 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Anna Nicole Smith's sex toy has a delay in shipping.

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 11:51 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Federal troops have difficulties trying to ship Tommy Lee's schlong overseas for scientific experimentation.

IdahoMR2man

11-25-2003, 01:40 PM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Failed Wile E. Coyote plan #307

Rogue

11-25-2003, 01:43 PM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Gives new meaning to the words "dropped a bomb."

WebMonkey

11-25-2003, 01:44 PM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Jeff's first day on the job just wasn't going to plan.... poor bloke. Back to the Job Center on monday morning then....

smokiechimp

11-25-2003, 02:06 PM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Jackass EXTREEME!!!!

2 Disk Box Set with bonus "Blooper Reel" showing the infamous "How Stevo Snuffed It" clip.

JimmyDean

11-25-2003, 02:25 PM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

In an attempt to join the battle against terrorism, Rhode Island have put it's best men on the job.

Pinesol13

11-25-2003, 02:32 PM

The link for that image keeps on getting screwed up, so the picture doesn't always show up.

use this replacement link from now on

http://www.inetworld.co.uk/users/captain321/joblose.bmp

JBond

11-25-2003, 05:23 PM

The bomb one has been done, the winning one had to do with Blofeld's labortory I think.

smokiechimp

11-25-2003, 06:20 PM

Awww nuts!

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 08:27 PM

We should still do it for this round, no point stopping now.

Should we start voting or wait?

smokiechimp

11-25-2003, 08:46 PM

I'd wait a bit more. The voting can only start once someone votes for me, thats a RULE!

Just read section24 code~42 of your provided CS rulebook.

It's under "How to make smokie win best caption"

Failure to uphold this law will result in a slight spanking.

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 08:47 PM

Ok Ok, I vote for....

Smok.....

Jae

:p

smokiechimp

11-25-2003, 08:49 PM

:evil:

*Slightly Spanks Lexi*

Right! no chocolate covered strawberries for you! :p

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 09:01 PM

:eek:!

Cruel and unusual punishment! Violence followed by robbery of desired desserts!

cg124

11-25-2003, 09:03 PM

i see we are gonna have some trouble hear. Skinny i'm goona need some back up hear. Over

Skinny

11-25-2003, 09:04 PM

(Skinny puts down his medical gear, and puts on his ammo and security gear :p)

cg124

11-25-2003, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by Skinny
(Skinny puts down his medical gear, and puts on his ammo and security gear :p)

*hands skinny wiffle ball bat* the CS! squad budget only has a budget of 20 bucks, bear with it.

Skinny

11-25-2003, 09:07 PM

20 bucks eh? ah screw it... let's just go and see a movie

cg124

11-25-2003, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Skinny
20 bucks eh? ah screw it... let's just go and see a movie

Yes lets go see bad santa, but you have to be my parental guidence because i'm only 14

LadyFireFly

11-25-2003, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Skinny
20 bucks eh? ah screw it... let's just go and see a movie

Please no tupac:ressurection...please no tupac:resurrection...

cg124

11-25-2003, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
Please no tupac:ressurection...please no tupac:resurrection...

don't worry thats not playing in my area

Skinny

11-25-2003, 09:14 PM

don't worry, me and m'lady are well above 17... you're cool... now lets get out of here before we get in trouble for spamming up this thread :p

JBond

11-26-2003, 12:08 AM

I vote for slinger

JimmyDean

11-26-2003, 12:53 AM

Am I the only dumbass who can't see Slinger's post?

Brock Landers

11-26-2003, 12:57 AM

http://a.domaindlx.com/elkinss/joblose.bmp

Bob had a rather depressing day when the bomb dumped him

LadyFireFly

11-26-2003, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by JimmyDean
Am I the only dumbass who can't see Slinger's post?

No, he didn't post a caption. I think it was an error...

PsychoMike

11-26-2003, 01:41 AM

I vote for Doc

Skinny

11-26-2003, 03:02 AM

I vote Idaho

smokiechimp

11-26-2003, 06:29 AM

DR EVIL MAN!!!!! :funny:

sphericthor

11-26-2003, 07:21 AM

Dr. Evil

dr_evil

11-26-2003, 08:18 AM

idaho

JAE

11-26-2003, 09:18 AM

Idaho

HeadHunter

11-26-2003, 09:23 AM

Doc Evil

Kris Hodgson

11-26-2003, 09:37 AM

SMOKIE!

Awesome caption chimpy!

JSGD

11-26-2003, 09:48 AM

Idaho

IdahoMR2man

11-26-2003, 12:12 PM

Kris Hodgson

11-26-2003, 12:15 PM

Doc Evil: 4
Idaho: 4
Jae: 1
Smokie: 1
Kris: 1

WebMonkey

11-26-2003, 12:18 PM

Smokie...rimp

killercowboy

11-26-2003, 02:39 PM

jae

smokiechimp

11-26-2003, 04:44 PM

Doc Evil: 4
Idaho: 4
Jae: 2
Smokie: 2
Kris: 1

JimmyDean

11-26-2003, 04:48 PM

JAE.

It's funny cause it's true.

Lton

11-26-2003, 05:22 PM

I vote Idaho

Sparhawk

11-26-2003, 05:28 PM

smokiechimp

11-26-2003, 07:56 PM

I think Idaho's got this one

Kris Hodgson

11-27-2003, 10:12 AM

It's been a while and he's up by one, so I say take it, Idaho.

IdahoMR2man

11-27-2003, 11:17 AM

Neato. And in honor of Thanksgiving:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

HeadHunter

11-27-2003, 11:32 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Bush: "I dont need stuffing

WebMonkey

11-27-2003, 01:39 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

LOOK MA! Its a BIG BIRD!!!! Can we eat it...? Can we? Can we?
Ohhh Please..... i'll sulk in my big oval play room if i cant !!..

Kris Hodgson

11-27-2003, 02:08 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Bush: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce our new Secretary of Defence.......Mr. Gobbles. Would you like to say a few words Mr. Gobbles?
Presidential Aide: Pssst.....Mr. President.....turkeys can't talk.
Bush: Now now, just because you wanted the promotion, it doesn't mean you have to be a racist about it.
Presidential Aide: WHAT!?!?!?

Sparhawk

11-27-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

I TOLD you they were hiding weapond of mass destruction! Just look at this genetically enhanced canary!

Brock Landers

11-27-2003, 03:58 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

PRESIDENT: "I am here to announce my divorce from my wife. I will always love her, and my heart will always go on. But, fear not, I have found a new love.....Skippy the magnificent turkey"

smokiechimp

11-27-2003, 06:22 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

"A Turkey is for life, not just for christmas!

Or was that a dog, I forget!?!"

LadyFireFly

11-27-2003, 07:53 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

The national low IQ convention has their annual meeting

JimmyDean

11-27-2003, 09:19 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

President Bush: In the honor of Thanksgiving, in which we fought the Vikings, I name this turkey Christopher, after that man whom helped the Native Americans become our allies in the war on terrorism.

cg124

11-27-2003, 09:58 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Bush: America i would like you to meet my new *****

PsychoMike

11-27-2003, 10:24 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Bush: On this Thanksgiving I would like to thank the ambassador from Turkey for his help in the fight against terrorism. Furthermore I ask that all Americans stop eating the citizens of Turkey on this and future Thanksgivings. The Turkeys are our allies and should be treated with respect and not rosted each year......

Aide: *wispering* Mr. President, this isn't a representive from Turkey it is a turkey.

Bush: Just because he isn't from Turkey dosen't mean that we should eat the citizens of Turkey.

Aide: Sir, this is a turkey, an animal, he dosen't care about the war on terrorism.

Bush: You mean he's not with us in the the fight against terrorism.

Aide: no sir, he's just an animal

Bush: Please forgive my previous statements. I would like to anounce that we will begin invading Turkey tomorrow. USA, USA, USA.

Highfire

11-27-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg [/B]

it rubs the lotion on its feathers

:evil:

dr_evil

11-28-2003, 12:17 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

One of the big toys this holiday season is a talking doll of President Bush that says 17 of his patriotic phrases. Actually its only one phrase, it just takes him 17 times to get it right.

JBond

11-28-2003, 01:21 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Secret service agent behind turkey: Oooo, yeah. I'd like to stuff that turkey!

Lton

11-28-2003, 01:48 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031125/mdf414490.jpg

Pres Bush: On this thankgiving day, we will feast on this bird, not only as part of tradition, but as a symbol while our boys overseas go get the terroists- the true chickens of the world.

SS Agent #1: Um sir....

smokiechimp

11-28-2003, 06:25 AM

I'm SO voting for PhsycoMike!!!!!!!!

:applaud: :funny: :applaud:

HeadHunter

11-28-2003, 06:56 AM

PhsycoMike gets the vote

Kris Hodgson

11-28-2003, 10:26 AM

JimmyDean

dr_evil

11-28-2003, 10:41 AM

PsychoMike

WebMonkey

11-28-2003, 11:45 AM

I'm not sure who to go for.. it soooo close.

Tardumb

11-28-2003, 01:50 PM

doc evil. That was pretty good. heh

LadyFireFly

11-28-2003, 02:08 PM

JimmyDean

IdahoMR2man

11-28-2003, 02:34 PM

Pyschomike, pure genious.

welty69

11-28-2003, 02:42 PM

Pyschomike...Pyschomike...Pyschomike

His was one of the best .

cg124

11-28-2003, 02:51 PM

Pyschomike

WebMonkey

11-28-2003, 02:56 PM

**** it !! i'm never gonna win. *SULK SULK*

Go on then Mike, yours WAS 2nd best IMO.

Pyschomike.

Sparhawk

11-28-2003, 04:52 PM

PsychoMike

sphericthor

11-28-2003, 04:54 PM

PsychoMike

11-28-2003, 11:44 PM

JimmyDean, I need it to be a close rase.

Link

11-28-2003, 11:47 PM

JimmyDean

Highfire

11-28-2003, 11:54 PM

mike

Ducky

11-29-2003, 12:05 AM

PsychoMike

cg124

11-29-2003, 12:08 AM

PsychoMike:11 votes
jimmydean: 4 votes
doc evil: 1 vote

JBond

11-29-2003, 02:29 AM

You may go Mike

PsychoMike

11-29-2003, 04:34 AM

wow I actually won one :cool:

PsychoMike

11-29-2003, 05:13 AM

next pic

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1105.jpg

JBond

11-29-2003, 05:17 AM

It's been done...twice ;)

LadyFireFly

11-29-2003, 05:21 AM

but who's counting :p

PsychoMike

11-29-2003, 05:25 AM

ok I'll find a new one.

Second attempt:
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

smokiechimp

11-29-2003, 07:48 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Doggy thought that was JUST coke. Little did he know that Cat spiked it with a mixture of Prozak and night Nurse!

cg124

11-29-2003, 10:55 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

even dogs can have hangovers

awakened

11-29-2003, 01:09 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Yep just as I suspected...only a dog as hammered as that would dare wear blue converse sneakers with a red straw hat.

dr_evil

11-29-2003, 02:03 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

The Emperor's New Groove II

Presmise: Kuzko is now an Alcoholic and one day he felt up Yzma's sister Azma while he was drunk and that really pissed her off, so she decides that she wants him dead but she made the same mistake that her sister and gave him the wrong potion and this time changing him into a Dog

Link

11-29-2003, 02:03 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Unfortunately, the Slush Puppies clothing brand mascot, fell into peril of being an abusive alcoholic.

Lton

11-29-2003, 10:40 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

With so much drama in the pound you see, It's kinda hard bein' Droop D-O-double-G.

JBond

11-30-2003, 02:28 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

It was funny until the ASPCA sued the family who made this photo for $2000....there won't be a Christmas for little Suzie this year.

LadyFireFly

11-30-2003, 05:21 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Ralph feels violated when he wakes up and realizes he was slipped a roofie by a malicious cat.

southern

11-30-2003, 06:41 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg
damn! that ***** wore me out....but that was one hell of a party

IdahoMR2man

11-30-2003, 09:27 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

GOOD LORD!! Hef has gotten old....

Skinny

11-30-2003, 09:28 PM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Something must have been in that dog's coke... poor *****

JBond

12-01-2003, 01:46 AM

I think we can vote now.

LOTRNUT04

12-01-2003, 02:43 AM

i liked IdahoMR2man's

HeadHunter

12-01-2003, 05:00 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

little did Brian know but while he slept his mates had shaved his entire body

Kris Hodgson

12-01-2003, 09:59 AM

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/anim15.jpg

Alright now. What we have here is a rare, dangerous albino whiskey hound. Now what I'm going to do is sneak up on the little devil....and jam my thumb in his ass. That oughta piss him right off....

awakened

12-01-2003, 03:42 PM

Lton

LadyFireFly

12-01-2003, 04:21 PM

Awakened

IdahoMR2man

12-01-2003, 07:29 PM

"Krickey!" Kris Hodson...

Link

12-01-2003, 07:34 PM

Idaho

cg124

12-01-2003, 08:20 PM

Idaho

smokiechimp

12-01-2003, 09:37 PM

Kris. I found exactly non of these funny. :(

LadyFireFly

12-01-2003, 11:56 PM

:funny: Yea it was a pretty weak round.

Sparhawk

12-02-2003, 09:55 AM

Kris

Kris Hodgson

12-02-2003, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
:funny: Yea it was a pretty weak round.

Yep. That was a hard picture to caption.

Awakened

Kris Hodgson

12-02-2003, 10:38 AM

Kris: 3
Idaho: 3
Awakened: 2
Lton: 1

southern

12-02-2003, 10:39 AM

idaho

HeadHunter

12-02-2003, 11:34 AM

Kris

Kris Hodgson

12-02-2003, 12:45 PM

Kris: 4
Idaho: 4
Awakened: 2
Lton: 1

dr_evil

12-02-2003, 01:08 PM

kris

JSGD

12-02-2003, 01:49 PM

Idaho

IdahoMR2man

12-02-2003, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
:funny: Yea it was a pretty weak round.

I've always said that it's better to get a picture that's not funny to begin with to make a caption for. The best pictures are the weird ones. Like the guy in the boat on the pay phone.

Deadlock between me and the canuck!

Kris Hodgson

12-02-2003, 02:30 PM

That's grand master Canuck to you!

JBond

12-02-2003, 02:53 PM

Sparhawk

12-02-2003, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
That's grand master Canuck to you!

I didn't vote for you.

smokiechimp

12-02-2003, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I've always said that it's better to get a picture that's not funny to begin with to make a caption for. The best pictures are the weird ones. Like the guy in the boat on the pay phone.

Deadlock between me and the canuck!

I totaly agree. I remember a few people weining about the homless Ronald Mcdonald caption.

It's harder to make funny pictures funnier.

Kris Hodgson

12-02-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Sparhawk
I didn't vote for you.

You were sick that day. You know Joe, from Edmonton......he nominated me. ;)

Sparhawk

12-02-2003, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
You were sick that day. You know Joe, from Edmonton......he nominated me. ;)

Damn that Joe! Ever since he dated my cousin, Sally from New Brunswick, I've hated that guy!:D