Best Caption

[IdahoMR2man]

That was mine last time!

[Kris Hodgson]

Scandel rocks the CS boards as Smokiechimp AKA Ashley is found out as a caption recycler!

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Scandel rocks the CS boards as Smokiechimp AKA Ash is found out as a caption recycler!

You spanner!!!!

I edited your quote! :p

(If It Ain't Broke, Why Fix It)

[welty69]

HEY Smokie........I thought of that one!!!!!!! no fair you took my quote as well. I just wish that I had gotten here earlier.
I will try my caption later tonite.....

[CapricornDevil]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

Soon after this picture was taken, little Tommy was busted by the ASPCA. Tommy was quoted as saying; "If NAMBLA can get away with it, why can't I?"

[Knerys]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

Oooooooooooh, what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Inval1d]

:lol:

[slinger]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

Tom Green's first encounter with a dog.

[Link]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

Timmy was about to learn the irony of tasting superglue.

[Oj]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

HEY! Where's the cream filling?!

[slinger]

Originally posted by Oj

HEY! Where's the cream filling?!

I was thinking of using that.

[welty69]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

After using his finger, little Timmy wanted to try a grape, and then an apple and he hoped to finally fit a watermelon in there......

[Nilade]

I can't even compete, all of the ones posted so far are fricken hilarious!

[HeadHunter]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

Little Billy tryed everything to stop bitting his nails

[Longshanks]

http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg

A young Shaggy get's his first taste of Scooby snacks - "Maan, like that's some good $h!t!"

[pixiness]

JBond 12 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins
Nilade 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 2 glorious wins - count them - 2 - both lovely and astounding - each of them the most important wins in the thread!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[Longshanks]

...and I don't think Smokie's posts are both lovely and astounding anymore if I'm not still on a winning streak :p

[pixiness]

well - your streak came to an end - smokie will always be glorious - but let's see what I can do ;)

[pixiness]

JBond 12 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Nilade 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 2 glorious wins - count them - 2 - both lovely and astounding - each of them the most important wins in the thread!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[Longshanks]

Damn right ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Kris Hodgson

[Sparhawk]

Knerys

[welty69]

I voted for J bond but I messed up.......sorry. It has been edited and rectified.....


Oj was funny too

[IdahoMR2man]

Uh...welty..You realize that Jbond didn't have a caption for this round right?

[Kris Hodgson]

Yes. That is kind of strange. It almost seems like you were planning on voting for him even before you had read any captions...........SHENANIGANS!!!!!

[welty69]

sorry I meant smokiechimp.......with his, mmmm......tastes like chicken.....

My mistake.....temporary brain fart.

[dr_evil]

i vote for Knerys

[CapricornDevil]

I am going to vote for myself...I know that it won't count...but, this way, at least I will get a vote ;)

[Oj]

Kris

[Inval1d]

Knerys

[JBond]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Yes. That is kind of strange. It almost seems like you were planning on voting for him even before you had read any captions...........SHENANIGANS!!!!!

I just had nothing for this one ;)

[Knerys]

Oj

[JBond]

Knerys

[HeadHunter]

OJ gets my vote

[Kris Hodgson]

Knerys: 4
Kris: 2
OJ: 2
Smokie: 1

[Knerys]

Soooo....did I win? :alien:

[smokiechimp]

This still Going!!?????

You guys are sloooooooooooowwwwwwww!

Go for it babe. post a pic.

[Knerys]

sweet.

[smokiechimp]

Like sugar :)

[Knerys]

Ok I it not going to be until later tonight so be patient.

[smokiechimp]

I'll be in bed by then. I want it NOW!!!! :p

[Knerys]

Well I'm sorry! But the pic I want I don't know how to find. :p

[smokiechimp]

:waa:

[Knerys]

here you go.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

[Rogue]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Demi, Bruce and all the kids: the dysfunctional family for the new generation.

[JBond]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

(Asthon Kutcher thinking to himself): Oh you think you're so bad Bruce, with all your action movies and your wif-...oh I mean your EX-wife, who's dating her now? Hmm? Oh that's right, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! I got your woman and there is NOTHING you can do-OH DEAR GOD I THINK HE JUST LOOKED THIS WAY!"

[IdahoMR2man]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

What's worse than having to worry about getting your ass kicked by the girl your dating's father?

[Kris Hodgson]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

What the Stars are Thinking

Ashton Kutcher: Wait'll Bruce finds out he's being punk'd! IT'S GONNA BE AWSOME!

Bruce Willis: If that kid punks me, I'm going to tear him apart.

Demi Moore: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[Caroline]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Ashton: so bruce, whattya think of MY new family

Bruce: urge to kill!, RISING!






P.S. Longtime no see, ya'll

[JAE]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg


Coming this fall to Fox: The New Adams Family!!

[cg124]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Bruce: Hey Ashton what do you think of my Die hard movies.

Ashton: sorry i'm not old enough to see them yet.

[pixiness]

JBond 12 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Nilade 6 wins
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 2 glorious wins - count them - 2 - both lovely and astounding - each of them the most important wins in the thread!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[pixiness]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Bruce (under his breath): You DO realize I'm going to shoot your nuts off for dating my wife, don't you?

Ashton (a la Gary Coleman): What you talkin' about Bruce Willis?

[Inval1d]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Ashton (to Bruce in his head): That's right my puppet, you will now stick your tongue out, next you will kill the president...

[smokiechimp]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

*Inside the mind of Mr Willis*

Look at me! I'm a smug baldy bastard! If I weren't so rich I'd maybe talk to you! But I am so Naff off!

[unLYCAN]

Ashton: He's so freakin sexy. Willis, Here I come!

[unLYCAN]

Originally posted by unLYCAN
Ashton: He's so freakin sexy. Willis, Here I come! http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

[HeadHunter]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

The Addams Family 2003

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm voting for Kris

[JAE]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

The Addams Family 2003

yeah, way to steal my idea. :)

[JAE]

I vote for Caroline.

[smokiechimp]

Jibbs! :funny:

[Rogue]

It's down to pixi and Jibbsy but my vote goes to pixi by an inch! :funny:

[Knerys]

haha Jibbs! Funny thing is I could actually imagine Ashton sayign that.

[welty69]

I vote for JBOND Funny stuff......

[southern]

JBond

[Longshanks]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/charlieangels_premiere/angels_10_300x435.jpg

Ashton: "Mmmm - for some reason I could murder a boiled egg right now"

[Longshanks]

Yeah I know it's late - Jibbs

[Caroline]

i had no idea i have 3 wins under my belt, im soo happy now :)

[pixiness]

Thanks for your vote Rogue - If I can make just one person happy - then my work here is done! :D

[Kris Hodgson]

I think Jibbs takes this one.

Jbond: 5
Kris: 1
Caroline: 1
Pixi: 1

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by JAE
yeah, way to steal my idea. :)

opps...decided that no one would think of that and decided not to read the other posts...hehe

well as it was such a good idea

JAE gets my vote

[JAE]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
opps...decided that no one would think of that and decided not to read the other posts...hehe

well as it was such a good idea

JAE gets my vote


Its all good...:) With that vote it puts me in a 4 way tie for last!;)

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by JAE
Its all good...:) With that vote it puts me in a 4 way tie for last!;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[IdahoMR2man]

Yooohooo, Jibbos.....

[JBond]

Oh riiiight, I'll try and find somethign tonight.

[JBond]

Sorry it took me so long, here it is...

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

[Link]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

Irish Man with Camera behind #5: This is almost sad as when people thought I starred in Identity

[Rogue]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

(Guy on the right) "Guys, hey guys, don't be shy...first no ass slappin' for me, now no hug? Don't you love me..guys..just because you beat us doesn't give you the right to gloat. I want a flag! Unsportsmanlike conduct! Geez, save it for the locker room!"

[smokiechimp]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

::Sports Headlines::

The final moments of two players today after they tragically died from over exposure to number 18's arm pits!

[cg124]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

Camera man: Oh yeah back that thing up

[Longshanks]

[B]http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

*Top righthand corner of pic, second row from the top, bloke behind blonde, talking to the guy next to him*
"Phew! Did you just fart?"

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by JBond


http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG
The Siamese triplets finally get to enter the game.

[Fanible]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
The Siamese triplets finally get to enter the game.

:applaud:

This is my favorite along with the armpits.

[slinger]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

Rush Limbaugh had to pop some pills after seeing that overated hug.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

a bit of nipple tweeking never hurt anyone apart from #10

[welty69]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

Bieng a gay man, Bob..(#10) did not like sports very much. But he did like the winning game hugs.

[Inval1d]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

Got Milk?

[Lton]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0603/X00224_9.JPG

#10: Guys, what the hell are you doing? We lost!

Announcer: Want this kind of magnetism? Well try the our new fragrance...

[JBond]

Shall we begin the voting?

[Rogue]

I vote smokie. :lol:

[Link]

Slinger

[smokiechimp]

Welty69 gets Mine.


Thanks Rogue :)

[southern]

smokie

[cg124]

smokie

[Inval1d]

smokie

[smokiechimp]

What in the hell!?! :D

[JBond]

Oh fine, I vote smokie ;)

[smokiechimp]

Yipee!

Smokie - 5
Welty - 1
Slinger - 1

[JBond]

You can post one smokie

[smokiechimp]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

[cg124]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

well we all know what they say about big tounges

[Inval1d]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

All Max wanted to do was to find out how many licks DID it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. . . .

[Olorin]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

Reporter: In local news, the dog Max's owner, a local matador prankster, is currently being charged with over 70 counts of animal abuse. Bob?

Bob: Yep.

Reporter: And that's the news.

[pixiness]

JBond 13 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Nilade 6 wins
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 3 splendiforous wins - could this guy BE any more clever or witty? We all could learn something from his captioning technique... TEACH US OH GREAT ONE!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[Rogue]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

Just be glad butt sniffing is the only thing he does!

[welty69]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

Hey I saw this on a cartoon once...pull on my tail and my tongue should just snap right back into place.

[southern]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg
damn Weasley twins

*lame i know*

[Knerys]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

**A-wooo-ga!!!!!!** Look at the puffs on that poodle!!! :eek:

[A+]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

Wasssssssupppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm surprised nobody's done that one yet)

[HeadHunter]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

Spot learned at an early age never to lick ice and try to pull his tongue off it without some warm water

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by pixiness
JBond 13 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Nilade 6 wins
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 3 splendiforous wins - could this guy BE any more clever or witty? We all could learn something from his captioning technique... TEACH US OH GREAT ONE!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

You shure not how to make a boy happy pix ;)

[pixiness]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
You shure not how to make a boy happy pix ;)

I certainly try. Thanks :)

[HeadHunter]

still only 1 for me....come on pix lie a little

[Nilade]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg


Rover was a very blessed mutt indeed, not only could he lick his crotch without so much as turning his head, but he was also very, very popular with the *****es (rhymes with itches).

[awakened]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

This just in...Dirk Diggler was just violently attacked in the crotch by a viscious dog. If you've seen this dog please notify local authorities.

[Caroline]

http://www.clean-funny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg
gene simmons needs to put his dog on a leash

[smokiechimp]

HeadHunter :)

[welty69]

I vote for Caroline...

[Inval1d]

Nilade

[Link]

Knerys

[Knerys]

Nilade

[Rogue]

southern! :applaud: It made me laugh. :funny:

[Macbane]

Nilade

[JBond]

Many good ones, I'll have to vote for Nilade though

[HeadHunter]

I was stuck on who to vote for Nilade or Knerys so i thought i would vote for the one with less votes but they have the same....so i guess i am going to have to flip a coin and the vote goes to.....








Knerys

[southern]

Originally posted by Rogue
southern! :applaud: It made me laugh. :funny: :D yay someone got it:applaud:

i vote knerys:)

[pixiness]

bump

[awakened]

caroline

[smokiechimp]

Nilade - 4
Knerys - 3
Caroline - 2
HeadHunter - 1
Southern - 1

MORE VOTES!

[southern]

sad i only ever get 1:o

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by southern
sad i only ever get 1:o

dont be sad i dont usually even get one...

[HeadHunter]

we need this to end so that we can get a new pic lets just say that Nilade won and get on with it

[smokiechimp]

I was hoping more people would vote whilst I was in bed.

Nilade, post a pic. :)

[Nilade]

I hope this shows up, but here we go...


http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg

[pixiness]

JBond 13 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 3 splendiforous wins - could this guy BE any more clever or witty? We all could learn something from his captioning technique... TEACH US OH GREAT ONE!
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Awakened 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[pixiness]

and - I can't see the pic

[slinger]

No image. You will be penalized one win from you Best Caption wins. ;)

[dr_evil]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg

and here is a picture of a monkey at a Harry Potter convention

[Inval1d]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg
Gary The Sophisticated Monkey Says: Thou Shall Not Spank This Monkey!

[cg124]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg


harry potter will never be the same after his new spell

[welty69]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg


This just in....Micheal Jackson has had another love child. This is the only known picture of his baby with bubbles the monkey.

[trevaine]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg
(copy and paste I suppose)

George Burns today was startled to realize he had been reincarnated into the form of a monkey. Onlookers could hear him commenting on God not having a sense of humor when it came to ****ty 70s movies.

[awakened]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg

His brother heard no evil and his sister spoke no evil but by god no one was going to keep this monkey from seeing evil with his new and improved glasses.

[smokiechimp]

We kind of agreed if people can't see it a new picture should be chosen. but hey people have started.

::Note::
Don't use pictures from "wierdpicturearchive" they never work on here.

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg

Panhandler: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man!
Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor?
Panhandler: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.
Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old!
Panhandler: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus! Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days. Well, I mean, except for this.

Hope you guys realise what film this is from :D

[HeadHunter]

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/mrmonkeyman.jpg
I am speachless by this one...

[Nilade]

Awakened gets my vote!

[Link]

You can't see my picture!

[smokiechimp]

Awakened :funny:

[Inval1d]

Awakened

[welty69]

awakened............ GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!

[Nilade]

I think Awakened should post a pic.

[HeadHunter]

awakened definetly

[smokiechimp]

Post A Pic awakened! :)

[pixiness]

JBond 13 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 3 splendiforous wins - could this guy BE any more clever or witty? We all could learn something from his captioning technique... TEACH US OH GREAT ONE!
Awakened 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[awakened]

aww yeah number 2. I'll be back shortly w/ a pic

[awakened]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

get your minds out of the gutter;)

[dr_evil]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg


MTV have just released the first Promotional Pic from there upcoming film Jackass 2: 20 years later

[southern]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg
Redneck Games 2003

[JBond]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

Man: Lower periscope!! Fire!!!

[Rogue]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

Jim, a highly dedicated proctologist, won't even take the weekend off..

[Inval1d]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

cg124's Love Position #236

The cg124 Chinese Gorilla Swing.

[cg124]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg


PMS GAMES

Translation:

Personal Man Slave Games

[smokiechimp]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

::When Husbands Get Mad::

"And This is For Sleeping With The Milkman!!!!!"

[awakened]

These are hilarious:funny:

[Link]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

Skinny Albino Monthly reported about a man who risked his life and carried a woman through the lands of the United States. After the journey ended he realized he was carrying the wrong woman.

[CapricornDevil]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg


A local supermarket cashier was recently tortured in a ritual style when the local rednecks discovered the supermarket was out of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Moonpies. When questioned about the incident the dazed woman said "The mud wasn't so bad. If only they would stop telling me 'I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig.'"

[Skinny]

The man should carry her the other way ;) :p

[Nilade]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg




:eek: Willy Wonka said this was a chocolate river! :eek:

[southern]

:funny: i gotta go with smokie

[awakened]

cg124

[Jor-El]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg


Dear Mommy, my undies have brown staines in them again could you wash them. Sorry:(Love Little Bushy

[JBond]

That was the first picture I used 2 years ago ;)

[Rogue]

Gotta go with CD on this one! :hehe:

[Oj]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031011/i/r37333840.jpg

Tastes better than what she had in her mouth last night.

[Rogue]

Damn, I wish you would have posted that sooner! It suits my twisted sense of humor perfectly, Oj!

[Oj]

Just like me... always missing out on opportunities :p.

[HeadHunter]

i have nothing for this one ...again......i have to vote for Smokie

[smokiechimp]

I Like Rouge's :D

[dr_evil]

smokie:D

[Oj]

Rogue

[CapricornDevil]

Originally posted by Rogue
Gotta go with CD on this one! :hehe:


YAY!! I got a vote! Thanks Rogue :)

[Link]

Nilade

[Rogue]

Sweet! I got two votes! Thanks, guys! :)

[JBond]

My vote goes to Rogue

[TyRoss]

My vote goes to Rogue.

[smokiechimp]

Rogue - 4
Smokie - 3
Capricorn Devil 1
Oj - 1
CG124 - 1

[HeadHunter]

i think we need a two point clear lead to declare

[smokiechimp]

ok then. But people take forever to vote in here. I think Rogue deserves a win though. :)

[TyRoss]

The Hulk votes for Rogue too ;) :p

[HeadHunter]

then Rogue shall have it...

[pixiness]

JBond 13 wins
Pixi 12 wins
TyRoss 12 wins
Slinger 9 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 7 wins
Kris Hodgson 7 wins
longshanks 6 wins - watch out - whether he's on a hot streak or not he'll kick your ass!
Knerys 6 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Idahomr2man 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Tardumb 3 wins
smokiechimp 3 splendiforous wins - could this guy BE any more clever or witty? We all could learn something from his captioning technique... TEACH US OH GREAT ONE!
Rogue 2 wins
Awakened 2 wins
sniktawt 2 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
dr. evil 1 win
Wringlets 1 win
Martin Riggs 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
spiderman 2k - 1 win
Quint - 1 win
HeadHunter - 1 win
Inval1d - 1 win

[Rogue]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

I can see some funny captions there..enjoy, everyone.

[Knerys]

oops.

[southern]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg
Legally Blonde 3: Bruiser's new job

[Knerys]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg
Bad boy bad boys what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

[CapricornDevil]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg


Yo quiero pop a cap in yo a$$!

[smokiechimp]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

This is what happens when the big wigs pull the funding so they can budget for their donut makers.

[smokiechimp]

:lol:

;)

[smokiechimp]

.......

[Inval1d]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

Just wait untill PETA finds this. . .

[JBond]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

Finally we can breathe....OJ found the killer.

[cg124]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

after he got caught with those hookers the taco bell dog went down hill.

[HeadHunter]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

When the new K-9 film was filmed they had some serious cost cuts

[dr_evil]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

On the next episode of Reno 911 Mr. Bigglesworth gets caught drinking and driving

[welty69]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg
You may laugh now...but he is trained to go for the crotch if you run........... think about it

[awakened]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

Well I guess it is a crime to be that ugly.

[southern]

awakened

[Caroline]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg
stupid cops, always pickin on the little guy

[JBond]

I vote for welty

[Oj]

http://00fun.com/wimg/newcop.jpg

After 10 years of campaigning, Gary Coleman finally got what he wanted... K-9 dogs that would give midgets a fair chance.

[Rogue]

I vote for Caroline.

[smokiechimp]

Awakened. :funny:

[Caroline]

awakened

[CapricornDevil]

JBond

[Skinny]

cg124

[Oj]

Awakened

[dr_evil]

awakened

[Inval1d]

Awakened

[Knerys]

southern

[HeadHunter]

Welty

[cg124]

awakened

[smokiechimp]

I think we can give this one to Awakened

[awakened]

thanks and heres the new pic:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

[dr_evil]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush: ITS PRONOUNCED CALIFORNIA YOU IDIOT

[awakened]

lol...hey evil i don't think Bush has any room to talk:funny:

[HeadHunter]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Arnie "I am the Govenator"

[JAE]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush: "Hmmm, if I were gay I'd hit that..."

[minusbfold]

Bush : Wow he has a big head

[Rogue]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Arnold: And the home of the braaaaaaaave! *sings*

Bush: Awww, ****! I forgot the words again.

[slinger]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

He was sent to protect The President from Rold Gold Pretzels from the future.

[awakened]

:lol:

[IdahoMR2man]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush: Damn, this is sure going to throw a wrench in my plan to attack Austria....

[Macbane]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush: *funny... he doesn't sound Australian.*

[Knerys]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

AHHHH!!!!!! A two-headed Republican!!!

[JBond]

Originally posted by awakened
lol...hey evil i don't think Bush has any room to talk:funny:

That's why it's funny ;)

[JBond]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush thinking to himself: I wonder if he could help me work out....I could use some work on my bicycleps...hehe..what a funny word, bicycleps!

[smokiechimp]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Hercules In New York realises he's got a Raw Deal when he finds out about Bush's True Lies. The Predator sets his beady eyes on The Running Man and gets a Total Recall of when he himself was the Last Action Hero. Now all Bush is, is a Kindergarten Cop who will most likely be spending his Christmas in Connecticut hoping that he doesn't recieve a Red Heat if they ever find out about Red Sojna. It would be the End Of Days for him because the media would have Twins when they find out he is knocking off a Junior. It would be Collateral Damage if he was busted on The Sixth Day. He'd have to Jingle All The Way Down to court. In his defence he would probably say "I was just rubbing something out with my Eraser". Now lets just hope they don't find out he goes Commando! ;)

Best I Could Do

[Macbane]

I tried to do something like that, Smokie, but got too frustrated. Nice job.

[Link]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031016/mdf385343.jpg

Bush: I just hope he doesn't find out I wanted Bustamante to win..

[IdahoMR2man]

Smokie gets my vote.

[HeadHunter]

Smokie has to win from sheer originality i feel

Smokie gets me vote

[smokiechimp]

Macbane :funny:

[Rogue]

I vote for slinger.

[southern]

smokie
mostly cause that took a long time and a lot of skill

though i macbanes was great:D

[welty69]

It is a toss up between Slinger and Idaho.......

BUT I vote for Slinger for using old matereail in a fresh new way.

[dr_evil]

macbane

[slinger]

macbane

[JBond]

Macbane

[Link]

Macbane