Best Caption

[Doomsday]

Even thought he posted the pic, I think Madness had the best caption!

[thebtskink]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

(Pre-skeleton)

1: Wait, I see a light! Could it be? We're finally going to be rescued!!

2: And after 5 years of holding our breath! (Short Pause) Hey wait, that's just another one of those damn phosporescent fish!

1: And he's being chased by man-eating sharks! I say it's time we make a break for it, quick, before we're dead!

2: I would, if only we weren't frozen to this pole.

1: Damn bannister overlook!

2: I wasn't talking about that.

[Doomsday]

Does EVERY post have to pertain to a boner?

[thebtskink]

Of course not, you sad-sack!!! :D

[Moe Szyslak]

Seen that picture way too many times now.

Second entry-I like it better.

"I'm the king of the Underworld!"

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

"I told you I had a sinking feeling when you told me to join this diet cruise with you, but this is ridiculous!"

[JBond]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Well I guess my heart won't go on and on!

[pixiness]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Jack, when I told you go deeper this is NOT what I had in mind.

[Moe Szyslak]

Haha, pixi gets my vote.

[ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[pixiness]

And Moe's second entry "kind of the Underworld" gets mine

[Madness]

My vote would go to Frizzo, but if we're doing what bbf2 suggested, with the whole "the same person can't win twice thing", then my vote goes to Moe..........

[tyler_durden]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg


Front skeleton: Just my luck, I have to lean against a cold railing for eternity with him feeling me up.

[tyler_durden]

My vote goes to pixie...

[SamuraiiSam]

Pixi

[Oj]

btskink

[LOTR]

u sould see fizzos he has a cool one

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>My vote would go to Frizzo, but if we're doing what bbf2 suggested, with the whole "the same person can't win twice thing", then my vote goes to Moe..........</strong><hr></blockquote>

I never said the same person couldn't win twice...

[JBond]

Haha, thebtskink, yours was more of a short story then a caption ;)

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

That's the longest he's ever held a bone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmmmm..... The play Madness used seemed to work. For Your Consideration!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Haha, thebtskink, yours was more of a short story then a caption ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

That way it's unique!! VOTE FOR ME!!!!

[Con-Air]

VOTE FOR CON-AIR AND RECEIVE ONE FREE MEAL AT THE PIZZA AND HOOKERS CLUB!!!!*


*pizza and hookers may not be included

[slinger]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

The eager diver got up early and scared the **** out of his research team.

(that sucked)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

I never said the same person couldn't win twice...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Way to go Mr. Bond, you just took one of my votes away.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>VOTE FOR CON-AIR AND RECEIVE ONE FREE MEAL AT THE PIZZA AND HOOKERS CLUB!!!!*


*pizza and hookers may not be included</strong><hr></blockquote>

where is this so called club

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg
Jack, when I said that I wanted to be with you forever, this isn't quite what I meant!</strong><hr></blockquote>
i vote this one

[Nilade]

New picture time!

[JBond]

Ok, Pixi, I beileve you won.

[pixiness]

Oh WOW! I never win ANYTHING!!! Big trash bags full of pixidust for everyone who voted for me....

Hold on, let me go find a pic.

[pixiness]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Even though I know mine won't count since I posted this -

"I should have known this would happen if I said I was a weiner dog"

[JBond]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Hey!! I asked for a poodle on a bun! What the hell is this?!

[Doomsday]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

"I've heard of a hot dog, but this is rediculous!"

[Madness]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

At our restaurant, we like to serve our food fresh, real fresh!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Hey! I ordered mustard on this!

[Moe Szyslak]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Awwww, he looks cute enough to eat.

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[tyler_durden]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

These people are just so funny.....
Let's see how funny they think it is after I piss on their bun.....

[slinger]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

The North American atheltes for the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing might have trouble adjusting to the Chinese cuisine.

[Con-Air]

Jane made Jack's prom night dream of putting his wiener in her buns come true.

[Optimus Prime]

Hay I ordered a chili dog, not a puppy dog!

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

"These people are sooo nice to me, they even have a book, "How To Serve Dogs". Hehe, they even give me this nice soft bed to sleep on. Won't the other doggies in the alley be jealous when they find out!"

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[Con-Air]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Jane made Jack's prom night dream of putting his wiener in her buns come true.

[Nilade]

Hehe, Slinger gets my vote already!

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>Hehe, Slinger gets my vote already!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wooo my first vote ever. Thanks.

[Superman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pixiness:
[QB]http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Do you want fries with that?

[SamuraiiSam]

I vote for Con-Air...hehe...pervert :D

[Moe Szyslak]

I'm going to have to go with slinger on this one...he deserves it.

[SamuraiiSam]

oooooooh, a whole trash bag of pixidust? What SHALL I do with it? hmmmm....

[thebtskink]

I can't think of a caption. I vote for slinger. He rocks.

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>I can't think of a caption. I vote for slinger. He rocks.</strong><hr></blockquote>

C'mon thebtskink, you can't vote unless you post. Bust open that nogging of yours and spill out some of that wit for us to sip on!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>

"Geez, I really gotta thank that chef who cooked me that cat. And it was on a bun and everything!"

[Madness]

I vote for Moe's 2nd caption.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I vote for Moe's 2nd caption.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Haha, the day is mine!

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>I vote for Con-Air...hehe...pervert :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Excelent, now if I can manage this trend of one vote/compliment per round I should win in.... ohhh... about 269 years.

[LOTR]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg


genie give me a hot dog

when i meant give me a hot dog i did not mean a real dog :D :D :D

[SamuraiiSam]

i couldn't think of a caption either...but I still vote for con-air :)

[bbf2]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Ah crap! I swear, whenever I order here, they always give me the smallest damn kind of dog they have!

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

1. Hey, if you want cheese filled dog then feed him some cheddar...we don't do that for you.

2. Awwww, he looks cute enough to eat.

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I vote for Moe's 2nd caption.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought we only use one caption. JBond gets the the tattered rule book out...

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: slinger ]</p>

[Oj]

I vote for slinger.

[Olorin]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

Dog: Ah hell... I'm eternally doomed to hot dog jokes and Frizzos drooling. Pissing on God's sandal was a mistake.

[aeon-death]

http://www.asininepictures.com/pictures/0123.jpg

bite me!

[JBond]

Yeah, try to keep it down to ONE captaion, otherewise it isnt fair!

And what the hell was wrong with mine this time!!

"Waiter, I asked for a poodle, what the hell is this?!" It was funny! I mean...even Frizzo did his off of mine! ;) :D

[Moe Szyslak]

Fine, I got rid of one...I did the cheddar one first and thought of the second one right after I clicked add reply.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>And what the hell was wrong with mine this time!!

"Waiter, I asked for a poodle, what the hell is this?!" It was funny! I mean...even Frizzo did his off of mine! ;) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually, yours was funny and I was gonna vote for it......and apparantly you can't have 2 captions.......Hmmmm, what to do, what.........

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Yeah, try to keep it down to ONE captaion, otherewise it isnt fair!

And what the hell was wrong with mine this time!!

"Waiter, I asked for a poodle, what the hell is this?!" It was funny! I mean...even Frizzo did his off of mine! ;) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>Fine...I'll vote for yours then, JBond! Now, quit b*tching! ;)

[JBond]

Don't pity me! ;)

[pixiness]

I vote for aeon-death's

[Madness]

Ok, you know what?? I vote for both Moe AND JBond caus , you know, I'm just that kinda guy.............

[SamuraiiSam]

So....Slinger wins?

[slinger]

...I think I did..... well I've got the picture. And you've probably all seen it. I'll go get it.

[slinger]

Here it is.

DUN

DUN

DUN

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

[tyler_durden]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

These soccer players are demonstrating the latest in goal celebration: THE ORGY!!!!

[SamuraiiSam]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Gives a new definition to the phrase "Soccer Balls"....

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]</p>

[LOTR]

Player on the ground : when someone makes a goal u hug them or give them a hand shake not a kiss never a kiss

[Madness]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

The rookie soccer player tries to perform mouth to mouth on the unconscious player in vain.....

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg
What do you mean I get a yellow card? The rules only state that I can't touch the "ball" with my hands....it doesn't say anything against this!!

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

MMMMMMM-MMMMMMMM, A MID GAME SNACK

[Olorin]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Come on, Ref! Are you blind? That's so foul!

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]
http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Every soccer mom's worst nightmare about her son's future.

<hr></blockquote>

[SamuraiiSam]

HaHa! Olorin gets my vote!

[aeon-death]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

lest's play SUCKER

[LOTR]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Player on the ground : when someone makes a goal u hug them or
give them a hand shake not a kiss never a kiss

[thebtskink]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Ground: This "Utility clamp of doom" initiation thing feels suspiciously like the "Unbearable chompers" initiation. You sure they're not the same?

Biter: This one has more teeth. :D

[Con-Air]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

It's nice to see Tyson has taken up a new sport.

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ahh... nothing like a soccer game! The excitement, the roar of the crown, the beer, and the cry of "Nuts! Nuts! Hot, fresh nuts!"

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Here it is.

DUN

DUN

DUN

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

When the coach said go after the ball he didn't quite mean this.

[JBond]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

a-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(Couldn't think of anything else! :D )

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>HaHa! Olorin gets my vote!</strong><hr></blockquote>

My first! I bet I lose it to someone who posted after me though... ;) .

[SamuraiiSam]

Oh...Just so you guys know how I vote....eenie meenie minie moe.... :D

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dog pile on Ricky!

[Superman]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Who cares if he's dead! He's got those tickets for the special screening of LOTR, keep looking!

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

GGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[JBond]

I'll vote for Olorin.

[Con-Air]

I'm sensing a pattern, I bet right now the next couple of people vote for Olorin until someone votes for someone else then the next couple of people will vote for that person. All you need is the first vote to win.

[slinger]

Con-Air

This was a tough one. Why the hell did he do that in the first place? He did get fined.

[Con-Air]

Now let's just hope my pattern stays true and I didn't just pull another stupid Con-Airism. Damn those Con-Airisms.

[bbf2]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Sometimes, a show of gratitude from your teammate after you score the winning goal is not always appreciated.

[Godzilla]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg
Newest complaint by w00master: "BASEketball 2: FOOTsketball"

[Nilade]

For some strange reason, I vote for JBond.

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>I'm sensing a pattern, I bet right now the next couple of people vote for Olorin until someone votes for someone else then the next couple of people will vote for that person. All you need is the first vote to win.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I hope not.

[JBond]

http://tsn.ca/george/pictures4/bitbite.jpg

Dont count this, ive already made one.

"OK.....right foot, red!"

[Superman]

I vote for tyler_durden. :D

[Godzilla]

Link.

[Optimus Prime]

Link. :cool:

[thebtskink]

thebtskink!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>Olorin!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thanks! ;)

[JBond]

Not enough people ar voting! We have tie at TWO for Olorin and Link!

[Nilade]

OK, I retract my vote for JBond and vote for Link instead. So there. New picture time!

[Nilade]

Oh, and if Link doesn't post within 24 hours, I nominate that Olorin gets to post by default. Cool?

[Moe Szyslak]

Ah crap, I don't think I voted...Link.

[Olorin]

So.... close!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>So.... close!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, but if Link doesn't post then I think tomorrow at noon you can legally post another picture.

[Link]

Here's the picture...http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
A member of Pizza and Midgets club.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
<hr></blockquote>

LOTR:

found proffle picktur...what U think?

:mad: :p :o :mad: :D

[bbf2]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Scientists' attempt to cross Natalie Portman with a midget ended up in disaster.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Zippy the Pinhead's DMV photo turned out amazingly well.

(I know where this pic came from...its a scene from the 1932 movie "Freaks." There's midgets in it, so I've seen it a few times!! ;) )

[ 12-09-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[SamuraiiSam]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Vanna White withOUT her makeup....

[Kyle Katarn]

ahh, nevermind! :p

[ 12-09-2001: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]</p>

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Scientists' attempt to cross Natalie Portman with a midget ended up in disaster.</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL MY VOTE ALREADY GOES TO BBF2! FUNNY ***** BBF2 BUT BOY ARE YOU GONNA GET GRIEF FROM THE ELFS FANS! :D :D :D

[Madness]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

A glimpse of Micheal Jackson's future............

[Olorin]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

It started as a simple practical joke between rival childhood gangs, but things got ugly...

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
You should see me before I have my coffie.

[pixiness]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Ever wondered what would those fuzzy haired trolls look like without the fuzzy hair?

[tyler_durden]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg

Things were going bad at the strip joint, but as soon as Joe hired Burnadette, everyone knew that it was truely over.....

[Godzilla]

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
Frizzo woke up one day and heard a knock at his door, he opened it and this guy came in and said "Daddy?" Then Frizzo suddenly remembered that special midget back in 'Nam.

[slinger]

MY VOTE GOES TO BBF2.

[Godzilla]

bbf2

[Optimus Prime]

bbf2

[pixiness]

Frizzo

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
Frizzo woke up one day and heard a knock at his door, he opened it and this guy came in and said "Daddy?" Then Frizzo suddenly remembered that special midget back in 'Nam.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This one gets my vote.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Frizzo</strong><hr></blockquote>Aw, thanks pix...flattery will get you everywhere! ;) However, I'm gonna vote for Godzilla...he mentioned me in his caption!!

[Olorin]

I honestly didn't think any of them were very funny... so... *closes eyes and 'pins the tail on the donkey' so to speak* LOTR!

[SamuraiiSam]

I vote for durden

[bbf2]

When is the winner decided? (After how many votes/time?)

[Doomsday]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/ugly-images/up-gender-00079.jpg
[/i]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Geez, Link, I send you a picture of me, and you HAVE to go show everybody. I thought we were friends, but now I know otherwise. Why is everybody making fun of my picture? It is one of my better ones...........

[Madness]

My vote goes to Mr. Durden, sir.

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>

Geez, Link, I send you a picture of me, and you HAVE to go show everybody. I thought we were friends, but now I know otherwise. Why is everybody making fun of my picture? It is one of my better ones...........</strong><hr></blockquote>

Come on I mean it was pretty funny wasn't it? Who couldn't resist posting *snicker* that?

[Doomsday]

I find it very hurtful....

[JBond]

I vote for Moe...it made me laugh in my next class!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I vote for Moe...it made me laugh in my next class!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sweetness, a vote...I think I've almost had one on every picture. Not that I've ever come close to winning.

[Olorin]

I don't think anyone won on this one... votes were all over the board.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>I don't think anyone won on this one... votes were all over the board.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thats because everybody forgot to vote for me!!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Thats because everybody forgot to vote for me!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

pixi voted for you.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

pixi voted for you.</strong><hr></blockquote>Thats very true, but thats only one vote!

[bbf2]

I counted, here are the current votes:

bbf2: 4
Godzilla: 2
Durden: 2
LOTR: 1
Frizzo: 1
Moe: 1

[pixiness]

but it IS a very nice vote

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>but it IS a very nice vote</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, it is a very nice vote..no denying that!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>I counted, here are the current votes:

bbf2: 4
Godzilla: 2
Durden: 2
LOTR: 1
Frizzo: 1
Moe: 1</strong><hr></blockquote>
If you counted, then I'll say you won. Thats fine by me!!

[Link]

I vote for Durden

[JBond]

Bbf2, you can post one.

Try to post one that isnt just weird (in fact, it really doesnt have to be weird, like the first picture), but try to post one that is very open on what can be happening in the picture and has a lot of room for different kinds of answers. This is for everyone, just trying to help.

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Bbf2, you can post one.

Try to post one that isnt just weird (in fact, it really doesnt have to be weird, like the first picture), but try to post one that is very open on what can be happening in the picture and has a lot of room for different kinds of answers. This is for everyone, just trying to help.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Okay Mr.JBond.

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Bbf2, you can post one.

Try to post one that isnt just weird (in fact, it really doesnt have to be weird, like the first picture), but try to post one that is very open on what can be happening in the picture and has a lot of room for different kinds of answers. This is for everyone, just trying to help.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Good call 007. We're not suppose to choose funny pictures, but pictures that open themselves up to humorous captions.

Does that make any sense?

[Greengoblin]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>

Good call 007. We're not suppose to choose funny pictures, but pictures that open themselves up to humorous captions.

Does that make any sense?</strong><hr></blockquote>

MAKES SENSE TO ME!! ;) :D

[LOTR]

to me this pic is just stupid nothing but stupid

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>to me this pic is just stupid nothing but stupid</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's what you say when you look in the mirror! HA HA HA HA HA! j/k dude. :D :D :D :D ;)

[ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>

That's what you say when you look in the mirror! HA HA HA HA HA! j/k dude. :D :D :D :D ;)

[ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


hehehe that was a funny post i have to admit
:D

[tyler_durden]

I actually got three votes, cool!

[Olorin]

Yeah, this last one was somewhat of a pisser.

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Yeah, this last one was somewhat of a pisser.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Link keeps his eyes from making contact with Olorin.

Yeah, umm...that ******* had a horrible picture...

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>

Link keeps his eyes from making contact with Olorin.

Yeah, umm...that ******* had a horrible picture...</strong><hr></blockquote>

No kidding!

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Hound ]</p>

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Hound:
<strong>

No kiddind!</strong><hr></blockquote>

kiddind? ;)

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>

kiddind? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Wrong key on that last d.

[JBond]

So any time bbf2 ;)

[Madness]

Whenever you're ready...........

[Madness]

Hey!!! It's not like we're waiting bbf2!!! :mad:

[pixiness]

Madness, Sweetie, am I going to have to subdue you with some pixidust and a lap dance?

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Madness, Sweetie, am I going to have to subdue you with some pixidust and a lap dance?</strong><hr></blockquote>

(Sigh) FINE!!...............

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

(Sigh) FINE!!...............</strong><hr></blockquote>

&lt;While Madness is distracted by pixi's lapdance Moe steals his wallet and runs away.&gt;

'bout time he paid that tab.

[bbf2]

Sorry, I have a little thing called SCHOOL!


I'll get it in a second.

[bbf2]

STUPID CREDIT HOGS!!! Let me try again . . .

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>I knew to use this one the second I saw it . . .

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/0549.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow, that is the greatest picture I've ever seen. ;)

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>STUPID CREDIT HOGS!!! Let me try again . . .

http://www.augustjokes.com/Jokes/FishinginMichigan.jpg

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

The driver in a Van pulls up next to the fisherman.
Driver:Caught anything today?
Fisherman:No, it seems the fish aren't out today.

[bbf2]

Stupid JokeFrog site . . . the picture was PERFECT, too! It was a plastic Ronald McDonald hanging on a noose, with a policeman looking up at him . . . I can't even link to it!

Sorry, Link, fishing picture kind of sucked, so I changed it.

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>STUPID CREDIT HOGS!!! Let me try again . . .

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Today's show is brought to you by the letter A, as in ASS-KICKING!!!!

[TyRoss]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Somehow letting Quentin Tarantino direct an episode of Sesame Street didn't sound like such a good idea anymore.

- TyRoss

:eek:

[Olorin]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Enry: Rub a dub dub, we're gonna ***** you up!

Bert: Hell yeah!

Elmo: B*tch!

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[bbf2]

I know I'm not supposed to caption my own, but I can't resist!

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

What happened to Big Bird? Well, let's just say he's sleeping with the rubber duckies.

[LOTR]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

HEY LOOK ITS MEET THE THE FEEBLES 2

[Doomsday]

What the hell is Meet the Feebles?

[LOTR]

it a movie with peter jackson dircted it and its about sex,drugs,blood,and etc... and the people are puppets


someone here must have seen it

[Con-Air]

I've heard of it but I've never seen it.

[Moe Szyslak]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Hey kids, the word of the day is Violence! Can you say Violence?

[TyRoss]

Meet the Feebles was a hilarious movie especially the end. I should watch that soon. Warped but funny. You'd like it Madness.

- TyRoss :eek:

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Since Sesame Street had no sponsors, Trojan Man decided to come in and help out..as long as the characters advertised it.

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>it a movie with peter jackson dircted it and its about sex,drugs,blood,and etc... and the people are puppets


</strong><hr></blockquote>

I've been dying to see that movie ever since I've heard about it. I hear it's Peter Jackson's only good movie.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>

I've been dying to see that movie ever since I've heard about it. I hear it's Peter Jackson's only good movie.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That definately won't change by the end of the month.

Kidding, kidding! Calm it down, angry fans of LOTR! (the franchise, not the guy)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Stupid JokeFrog site . . . the picture was PERFECT, too! It was a plastic Ronald McDonald hanging on a noose, with a policeman looking up at him . . . I can't even link to it!

Sorry, Link, fishing picture kind of sucked, so I changed it.

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
I found that picture a while ago..I posted it shortly before Supes started my "hitman for hire" thread....
http://www.billingsgazette.com/rednews/2001/03/08/build/breaking/images/ronald2.jpg

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

That definately won't change by the end of the month.

Kidding, kidding! Calm it down, angry fans of LOTR! (the franchise, not the guy)</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll probably get beaten to a bloody pulp for saying this, but I think all of Peter Jackson's movies suck. And LOTR looks like crap. The Frightners was kinda cool.

[JBond]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

And that was the last time Elmo was tickled

[Link]

I decided to take away my old comment ''The Trojan Man''. So here's my new one!
http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

You'd be pissed off too if you had a man's hand up you're ass for the entire day!

[pixiness]

(use you're best Joe pescit voice while reading the quote)
http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg


Oh, so you think we're funny? We AMUSE you? Like we're ***kin' puppets?!!

[pixiness]

Incidentally, my early vote goes to TyRoss

[JBond]

So far, my vote goes to Pixi for creativity!

Although thebtskink and TyRoss's were great!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>Meet the Feebles was a hilarious movie especially the end. I should watch that soon. Warped but funny. You'd like it Madness.

- TyRoss :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

I've seen meet the feebles ages ago, before this whole LOTR thing was even on the table!! And yes it is a hilarious movie, and yes Peter Jackson did an amazing job with the resources he had. It shows that Jackson's a resourcful director who isn't afraid to push the envelope so yah, whoever said Jackson sux can rot in hell!!!! I'll be down there at 8:00! Try the veal.

[Con-Air]

Whoever said the Tarantino one gets my vote. I'm too lazy to go see who it is.

[Madness]

http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Sesame street: Banned from television!!

"The behind the scenes stuff the DIDN'T want you to see!!"

[TyRoss]

Well if were doing early votes JBond, Pixi and Link's were all hilarious. I'll take Pixi's because it has a certain irony (and maybe I can get a discount at the PIzza and Hookers club ;) )

- TyRoss :eek:

[Moe Szyslak]

pixi gets my vote, and it's not because I get freebies.

[pixiness]

::: pixi staggers out of padded cell #8 at the pizza and hookers club and collapses on a barstool:

Thank GOD we had this quote thing to do, otherwise Madness wouldn't have suggested a break.

Moe, I'm gonna need a double Vodka Tonic and I can try to um... do something 'bout that pixidust now, or we can wait till later, it's up to you.

TyRoss, JBond, for your votes :::hands them 2-for-1 coupons before Madness grabs her by the ankles and slings her over his shoulder:::

See you later everyone. Moe, there's a stack of coupons for my voters! Keep a few for yourself studly.

[pixiness]

I'd like to add that I'm not campaigning with coupons, please vote for whoever you honestly believe had the best caption. Okay? Groovy!

[Olorin]

Pixi, I can't help it. Alright, is everyone agreed? She wins...

[slinger]

http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

We've had enough with being cute and your hands up our asses!!

[tyler_durden]

http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Quote from Maria: "When they demanded raises, we never dreamed that they'd take it this far. Poor, poor Mr. Snufolufagus. He didn't deserve this...."

[LOTR]

so do u guys like my pic

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I'd like to add that I'm not campaigning with coupons, please vote for whoever you honestly believe had the best caption. Okay? Groovy!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't worry... we believe you. Geez, you got my vote.

[bbf2]

Yeah, I vote for Pixi's too.

[LOTR]

i thought mined was good

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>i thought mined was good</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're right, the mind is a good thing . . . if used correctly!

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
[QB]

http://www.comedymp3s.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

<hr></blockquote>

For all those asking how to get to Sesame Street, it's in a little town known as Compton.

[Nilade]

TyRoss gets my vote!

[LOTR]

am think mined was nice very nice


i vote for LOTR

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>am think mined was nice very nice


i vote for LOTR</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm sorry, but the rules of the game state that you cannot vote for yourself. Because of this, you have now been eliminated from the competition, and from posting any future captions.

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I'm sorry, but the rules of the game state that you cannot vote for yourself. Because of this, you have now been eliminated from the competition, and from posting any future captions.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well atleast now we know this topic won't bomb with him out of it. Oh yeah LOTR, if you continue to post [b]**** like this in topics then I will page Mr.Bond and Mirko.

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Link ]</p>

[LOTR]

U ALL ARE MEAN !!!!!

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>U ALL ARE MEAN !!!!!

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ignore the word **** in my old post.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I'm sorry, but the rules of the game state that you cannot vote for yourself. Because of this, you have now been eliminated from the competition, and from posting any future captions.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Lol, that was hilarious.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>U ALL ARE MEAN !!!!!
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Am not... and if so, just a little.

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>U ALL ARE MEAN !!!!!

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif</strong><hr></blockquote>

Quit whining man and have a little dignity. If you wanna roll with the big boys, you gotta play like the big boys. Try standing up for yourself, no more of that "Don't get mad at me :( :( :( " crap, and learn how to type. If you have any doubts, get a fricken dictionary. Sure, none of us are perfect typers, some of us are actually pretty bad, but you're downright fricken horrible! Also, quit worrying about what everyone thinks of you. If you go through these forums, just like life, trying to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one, especially yourself! Now don't whine or get offended and sad by this, at least you're already considered a "classic" by most people in the boards. If you disappeared tomorrow, people would still be posting about you in years to come. But, young padawan, it's time to graduate from being the forum joke to being the forum Big Dawg. Got it? Alright then. Quit being a beeeeeeyatch!

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[NorthAmX15]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:

U ALL ARE MEAN !!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Just don't go Colombine on everyone LOTR.

[LOTR]

oh shut up north

[Olorin]

So when do we get that new picture? I've been waiting for a while now...

[Madness]

Should I post it???? I think I should post it. .
Everyone wait here, I'll be right back............

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>Should I post it???? I think I should post it. .
Everyone wait here, I'll be right back............</strong><hr></blockquote>

What? Did you win? I thought pixi won.

[JBond]

Yes, i beileve Pixix should post the next picture.

[Madness]

Well, if she doesn't post a pic, SOMEONE will have to!!! The thread must go on!!! Stop livin' in the past man!!! Live in the now!!!!!!......

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Yes, i beileve Pixix should post the next picture.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I could make a really lame joke about "Pixi" and "pictures" right now, but I think I'll refrain. After all, it was lame.

[TyRoss]

Pixi doesn't seem to come on much at night should we go ahead???

- TyRoss :eek:

[Olorin]

No, she won, so she gets to post. I'd sure be pissed if I won and everyone went on without me.

[TyRoss]

Fair enough I can take it.

- TyRoss :eek:

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>I'd sure be pissed if I won and everyone went on without me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And then we'd all laugh at you!! It'd be great!!.............

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>Pixi doesn't seem to come on much at night should we go ahead???

- TyRoss :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Calm down, pixi had a hard day so I gave her the night off. Hopefully she'll be online tomorrow and will post a pic then.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Calm down, pixi had a hard day so I gave her the night off. Hopefully she'll be online tomorrow and will post a pic then.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry my bad (TyRoss almost (note the almost) turns to Madness for punishment... then realizes what he's about to do and just whacks his head off of a brick wall a few times)

- TyRoss

[pixiness]

I AM SOOOOOO sorry to have kept you all waiting.


Here we go.

[pixiness]

http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg

[Superman]

Ah f--k it to hell, I can see the pics I miss out on but when I catch up I can't see them.

[Moe Szyslak]

Uh, I can't see that picture...maybe it's just me though.

[JBond]

I can't see it either, you're going to have to pick a new one pixi.

[Con-Air]

I can't see it either

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Above: Oh look...an X....pretty.

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>


The Scarlet Letter was never the same once Marvel got through with it.

[Olorin]

I can't see anything... no X, no URL. It's just emptiness.

[LOTR]

same for me

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

You Are Here

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

...And in this piece you will find one of the most striking pieces of post-modern expresionism. Notice the strong red marks which appear to intersect in the middle of a white field. Brilliant. Utterly, utterly, brilliant.

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

If you can see this pic, you don't need glasses.

- TyRoss

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypictures/captions/images/gangsta_street.jpg

Quote from Maria: "When they demanded raises, we never dreamed that they'd take it this far. Poor, poor Mr. Snufolufagus. He didn't deserve this...."</strong><hr></blockquote>

I know it dosen't matter anymore, but that was HILARIOUS!!! I would have voted for you if I had checked out the thread before the polls were closed on that pic! :D

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

I CAN'T SEE IT, SO VOTE FOR ME OUT OF PITY! I'M A LOSER!

[JBond]

I vote for Olorin!

[Olorin]

Mumbling: My tactics are working!

[Nilade]

He is using the "Olorin mind trick"! Don't fall for it, we are stronger than this!

p.s. Olorin gets my vote.

[tyler_durden]

http://dev/addy_gallery/images/addy12.jpg

Today's picture is brought to you by the letter X.

[tyler_durden]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>

I know it dosen't matter anymore, but that was HILARIOUS!!! I would have voted for you if I had checked out the thread before the polls were closed on that pic! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

I am pretty consistent, I get about one vote per picture posting. Well, if you can't be the best, be consistent....