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IdahoMR2man
06-09-2003, 10:22 AM
Kris gets my vote
smokiechimp
06-09-2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Kris gets my vote
"Don't Listen!! There In Cahoots" ;)
I vote for Southern! (Thats if she posted one) If she didn't "Never mind" I'm still voting for her! :D
Kris Hodgson
06-09-2003, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by smokiechimp
"Don't Listen!! There In Cahoots" ;)
I vote for Southern! (Thats if she posted one) If she didn't "Never mind" I'm still voting for her! :D
You saying me and Idaho are in cahoots? I think you're credibility is lost with your bottem statement. :p
I vote Jae.
pixiness
06-09-2003, 03:23 PM
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Idahomr2man - 1 win
smokiechimp
06-09-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
You saying me and Idaho are in cahoots? I think you're credibility is lost with your bottem statement. :p
I vote Jae.
Ermmm..............IT'S A LIE!!! he's trying to brain wash you all!! :p
HeadHunter
06-09-2003, 07:10 PM
agggggggghhhhhhh
southern
06-09-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by smokiechimp
I vote for Southern! (Thats if she posted one) If she didn't "Never mind" I'm still voting for her! :D
favorism at it's best:D
tyler_durden
06-10-2003, 08:14 AM
Don't forget to vote, people!
Kris gets my vote as well.
evilsquishy
06-10-2003, 05:18 PM
JAE
Kris Hodgson
06-10-2003, 06:17 PM
Current Tally:
Jae: 2
Kitty: 2
Kris: 2
Southern: 1
Dr. Evil: 1
thebtskink
06-10-2003, 06:20 PM
Kris
HeadHunter
06-10-2003, 06:21 PM
i'd vote but i already have
JBond
06-10-2003, 07:19 PM
I vote Kris
smokiechimp
06-10-2003, 07:24 PM
I vote southern! again!
southern
06-10-2003, 07:31 PM
:D:heart:
HeadHunter
06-10-2003, 08:05 PM
Kris by one
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 09:31 AM
Kris by 2. Anymore votes?
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 11:50 AM
Anyone at all?
pixiness
06-11-2003, 11:53 AM
I'd say it's safe to take it Kris -
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Kris Hodgson 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Idahomr2man - 1 win
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 12:10 PM
Cool. I'm almost in the top 10. I'll post a new pic right away.
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 12:26 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 12:30 PM
No pic Kris
equipe
06-11-2003, 12:33 PM
Keanu Reeves said it best: "Whoa"
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
No pic Kris
It's working fine on my end.
southern
06-11-2003, 12:39 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
the blob
dr_evil
06-11-2003, 12:43 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
After a year of drinking Pepsi's Kitty has gained a little weight and she is trying to loose weight with the new Cat excersize program ufortuatly it hasnt been working as planned
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 12:54 PM
You guys can see it? I can't....
Ahh....it's blocked from my computer....
equipe
06-11-2003, 12:59 PM
in a low whispery voice: "The Horror, The Horror"
dr_evil
06-11-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
You guys can see it? I can't....
Ahh....it's blocked from my computer....
i can see it
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
smokiechimp
06-11-2003, 01:06 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
Death From Above!!!
Chodaboy
06-11-2003, 01:48 PM
Girl - Come take a look at my giant disgusting *****.........and this fat cat!
hint ***** is another word for cat
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 01:49 PM
Will someone email the pic to me?
Chodaboy
06-11-2003, 01:52 PM
right click....properties.....copy the adress and post it into your adress bar and see if that works
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 01:53 PM
Doesn't. It's blocked.
sabin26
06-11-2003, 02:30 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
Get your paws off me you damn dirty human
dr_evil
06-11-2003, 02:32 PM
Are we allowed to edit our Captions?
i think i came up with a better one:)
smokiechimp
06-11-2003, 02:33 PM
yea go for it!
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
X-FILES CASE #1138:
"Shortly after this photo was taken, the alien that had been gestating inside the cat finally revealed itself."
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 02:41 PM
I see it!
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
News Flash:
Tragedy struck in Arkansas today, when the usual rain was replaced with giant, falling cats, crushing many as seen in this photograph.
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Doesn't. It's blocked.
Nevermind, I see you got it.
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I see it!
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
News Flash:
Tragedy struck in Arkansas today, when the usual rain was replaced with giant, falling cats, crushing many as seen in this photograph.
:funny:
Kitty
06-11-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by dr_evil
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
After a year of drinking Pepsi's Kitty has gained a little weight and she is trying to loose weight with the new Cat excersize program ufortuatly it hasnt been working as planned
:funny: :funny:
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 03:01 PM
Damn, I just thought of another one....
Kris Hodgson
06-11-2003, 03:02 PM
Your first one is good.
JBond
06-11-2003, 03:10 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
They used to have two cats...
tyler_durden
06-11-2003, 05:53 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
Cindy thought that it would be funny to stuff her cat full of hot air just like in the cartoons. Unfortunately, the cat didn't float away as expected.
pixiness
06-11-2003, 06:16 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
It's a pet! It's a pillow! It's a personal flotation device! Now you can make your cat a multipurrrrrrrrpose friend thanks to BubbleKitty.com.
IdahoMR2man
06-11-2003, 06:18 PM
*chuckles*
evilsquishy
06-11-2003, 07:40 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
......off of southern's:o
You know, the blob isn't actually a superhero. He's just really fat. We could all be hero's like this cat.......QUICK - TO HAROLD'S CHICKEN SHACK!
Laterose
06-11-2003, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by evilsquishy
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
After a mad online search, we have found a feline match for Rueben Studdard! You should hear him sing Superstar!
Tardumb
06-11-2003, 09:23 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
I don't care if you haven't had a bath in a month, I'm NOT licking you! So get off of me!
Caroline
06-12-2003, 06:20 AM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
I named him Jabba, i think you know why
HeadHunter
06-12-2003, 06:30 AM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
Promotional picture showing what happerns when you catter for the fat cats of an industry...they have a fat cat dropped on them
sonjablue
06-12-2003, 10:03 AM
Attention fellow felines, pitch the cat beds, use your human!
evilsquishy
06-12-2003, 04:40 PM
I think I'll vote for pixiness.
Kris Hodgson
06-12-2003, 04:48 PM
I vote Laterose. I can just picture that cat up on stage singing "Superstar".
Makes me laugh.
IdahoMR2man
06-12-2003, 05:04 PM
My vote goes to Choda
pixiness
06-12-2003, 05:33 PM
Tardumb
Kris Hodgson
06-12-2003, 05:36 PM
Wow, there is a wide variety of votes!
HeadHunter
06-12-2003, 06:43 PM
i vote Pixi
Tardumb
06-13-2003, 01:23 AM
hah, damn...
I can't decide between pixi and Jibbs.....BUT, since pixi voted for me, my vote goes to her. :p
Kris Hodgson
06-13-2003, 10:34 AM
Pixi's up by one!
smokiechimp
06-13-2003, 06:02 PM
Pixi
Knerys
06-14-2003, 06:30 AM
pixi
Laterose
06-14-2003, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I vote Laterose. I can just picture that cat up on stage singing "Superstar".
Makes me laugh.
I got one vote! *does victory dance* :D
Kris Hodgson
06-14-2003, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Laterose
I got one vote! *does victory dance* :D
I just couldn't get that image out of my head, of a cat up on the American Idol stage. :D
HeadHunter
06-14-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Laterose
I got one vote! *does victory dance* :D
i do that when i get a vote..........but lets face it thats not very often
sabin26
06-14-2003, 11:04 AM
Pixi
Laterose
06-14-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I just couldn't get that image out of my head, of a cat up on the American Idol stage. :D
I know, when I saw the picture, that's the first thing that came into my mind
Originally posted by HeadHunter
i do that when i get a vote..........but lets face it thats not very often
Join the club
Kitty
06-14-2003, 02:08 PM
pixi
JBond
06-14-2003, 05:22 PM
Oh well I was close, thanks for those who voted for me ;)
Pixi you can post the next one
Longshanks
06-14-2003, 05:31 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
*stuffed toy in background* "Damn - I was aiming for that basket!"
...oh alright - Pixi :rolleyes: ;)
IdahoMR2man
06-16-2003, 11:05 AM
bump
Kris Hodgson
06-16-2003, 11:07 AM
Go for it Pixi!
TyRoss
06-16-2003, 11:11 AM
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/-Bigpussy1.jpg
After Iben's cat goes mysteriously missing a ransom picture shows up. ;) :p
I kid. I kid because I.... well I do.
pixiness
06-16-2003, 11:11 AM
Ok cool! BRB with a pic
pixiness
06-16-2003, 11:23 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
pixiness
06-16-2003, 11:25 AM
Pixi - 12 wins :D
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Kris Hodgson 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Idahomr2man - 1 win
Kris Hodgson
06-16-2003, 11:26 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Mr. O'Reilly's doctor told him to stick to one glass of booze a day
TyRoss
06-16-2003, 11:27 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Sadly the new perfume idea bombed after DWI false charges reached an all time high.
bluebeast619
06-16-2003, 11:28 AM
beer......irish.... it just fits
IdahoMR2man
06-16-2003, 11:32 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Shortly after McManus' liver exploded....
dr_evil
06-16-2003, 11:36 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
welcome to Behind the Scenes of My Big Fat Irish St. Patricks Day
IdahoMR2man
06-16-2003, 11:44 AM
:lol:
That's your best yet, Doc.
JBond
06-16-2003, 03:03 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
The O'Maley brothers were of course filming this because they knew that after tonight, no one was going to remember anything for the next 2 weeks.
HeadHunter
06-16-2003, 04:39 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
The Drink, named after its effect on the eyes after 3 chuggs
Tardumb
06-16-2003, 09:08 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
"Drink IRISH MIST...then take a HUGE piss!"
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Irish Breakfast Buffet.
S.A.M.G.
06-17-2003, 01:38 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Guy on left: "Next time you invite Frizzo out for cocktails, make sure HE'S PAYING!"
smokiechimp
06-17-2003, 01:48 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
OK, heres the plan boys.
I know it's gonna be hard but we gotta send a blackmail tape to the IRA showing us pouring ALL the booze away in protests. I know it's gonna be hard but we gotta hit em where it hurts! It's the only way!
IdahoMR2man
06-17-2003, 05:11 PM
Vote time? Doc Evil get's my vote.
pixiness
06-17-2003, 05:17 PM
.5 a vote each to SAMG and Tardumb
Kris Hodgson
06-17-2003, 05:18 PM
I HAVE TO VOTE JAE! Damn hilarious! simple yet perfect.
smokiechimp
06-17-2003, 05:21 PM
Doc! I laughed out loud when I read it, good one!
Tardumb
06-17-2003, 06:41 PM
I liked Kris's.
HeadHunter
06-17-2003, 06:47 PM
Kris gets the vote from me
Danzig
06-18-2003, 08:33 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030606/capt.sge.qsd37.060603165705.photo00.default-384x276.jpg
Laugh all you want, but those drinks get Tom Arnold through many MANY a night while he was married..
OR
"This is for me peeps, me lepruchaun peeps"
Kris Hodgson
06-18-2003, 10:02 AM
Doc Evil : 2
Tardumb: 1.5
Jae: 1
Kris : 2
dr_evil
06-18-2003, 10:08 AM
i have decided since they are all great and i cant choose between 1 of them i will vote for myself
:p your going down Hodgson
pixiness
06-18-2003, 10:10 AM
Vote for yourself all you want - it won't count :p
dr_evil
06-18-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by pixiness
Vote for yourself all you want - it won't count :p
oh well it was worth a try
vote for me
I vote for Kris. If thats his idea of one drink, we've got to do happy hour.
Kris Hodgson
06-18-2003, 11:13 AM
Thanks for the vote. I do have some irish in me.
TyRoss
06-19-2003, 04:52 AM
Kris
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Thanks for the vote. I do have some irish in me.
I'm pretty sure you won this round....ha, get it, round, like the drink....yeah, anyway....
Kris Hodgson
06-19-2003, 10:54 AM
Should I post a pic? Or is voting still going on?
IdahoMR2man
06-19-2003, 10:55 AM
Go for it chump
Kris Hodgson
06-19-2003, 11:08 AM
Thanks, Tater. I'm in the top ten!
Kris Hodgson
06-19-2003, 11:19 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
IdahoMR2man
06-19-2003, 11:22 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
I did not have golden showers with that woman....
Kris Hodgson
06-19-2003, 11:24 AM
Nice one!
CapricornDevil
06-19-2003, 11:30 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Bill: Now I see why Monica picked me over you.
TyRoss
06-19-2003, 11:44 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Other Guy: Shouldn't we be facing away from the wind?
Clinton: Shut up and put up your lightsaber I wanna duel.
Both start making lightsaber noises with their mouths.
Danzig
06-19-2003, 11:46 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
So this is how you use to fly fish in Arkansas, Bill??
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
This proves that politics are nothing more than a pissing contest.
smokiechimp
06-19-2003, 12:43 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
I always thought politicians where supposed to follow the straight and narrow, not make deals with bent coppers!?! ;)
JBond
06-19-2003, 05:34 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Bill: Heh...I hit Dubya
dr_evil
06-19-2003, 05:35 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Bill: Dude your HUGE:eek:
HeadHunter
06-19-2003, 06:52 PM
Just to say i luv the new avatar Doc
smokiechimp
06-19-2003, 07:00 PM
You could have voted for me whilst you where her HH! ;)
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Back in January 2003
Bill: We will always remember, my faithful dog buddy. We will share the good times and the bad. And we will always remember him, as our loveable and truthful dog.
Other Guy: So uh--Is the Eulogy over?
Bill:Yeah..
Other Guy: Good, cause I got to piss pretty badly..
slinger
06-19-2003, 08:56 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Told ya Hillary's book would serve a purpose.
Knerys
06-19-2003, 08:59 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
....1000, 19.....1000, 20.....1000,21.....
thebtskink
06-19-2003, 10:28 PM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
Bill: You really SHOULD get that looked at, Officer O'Grady.
Tardumb
06-20-2003, 01:53 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
HA! LOOKIE! *swings hips* No hands!
IdahoMR2man
06-20-2003, 11:38 AM
Vote time yet?
JBond
06-20-2003, 12:54 PM
Sure.
I vote for slinger.
IdahoMR2man
06-20-2003, 12:56 PM
JAE
IdahoMR2man, that was funny. (I wouldn't be surprised if he did)
evilsquishy
06-20-2003, 08:18 PM
Knerys
smokiechimp
06-20-2003, 09:15 PM
Tyross
Tardumb
06-21-2003, 01:51 AM
JBond
southern
06-21-2003, 01:56 AM
JAE
Kris Hodgson
06-21-2003, 10:01 AM
Idaho
Laterose
06-21-2003, 11:12 AM
http://www.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/bc1.jpg
And excerpt from the dictionary of all knowledge(however useless):
And in the lost country of Perhai it is tradition to pee in the casket of a dog, blessing him for all eternity. See page 544 for more details.
slinger
06-21-2003, 09:33 PM
Idaho
dr_evil
06-24-2003, 06:57 PM
who won?
smokiechimp
06-24-2003, 06:58 PM
ME!!! :p
Kris Hodgson
06-25-2003, 10:06 AM
It's currently tied between Jae and Idaho. 3 Votes apiece.
IdahoMR2man
06-25-2003, 10:49 AM
It's a rager.
killercowboy
06-25-2003, 01:49 PM
Idahoman
IdahoMR2man
06-26-2003, 11:49 AM
I'm going to go ahead and take this win since JAE isn't putting up much of a fight.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
sabin26
06-26-2003, 12:22 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Cub on left: "Are his hands where I think they are?"
Cub on right: "Quiet I'm enjoying this...........oh yeah that's the spot."
dr_evil
06-26-2003, 12:43 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
we have just gotten word from a reliable source that two felines tried to eat Stuart Little while he was leaving The Garbage Dump but luckily he got away because he hopped in his mini car and while the cats were chasing him they accidentally ran into a wall and became unconcience the police have the two have them in custody and they are planning a court date as soon as possible for attempted murder
we tried to have a word with the attackers but they did not comment just tried to attack the mic
Kris Hodgson
06-26-2003, 12:47 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Next on 60 Minutes: The Spotted Leopard; Animal on the verge of extinction OR Ancient Chinese Delecacy?
Tardumb
06-26-2003, 01:05 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
(in best Apu from the Simpson's voice)
Holy Mother of Christ! What a terrible stench coming from BOTH of your asses! Please, someone, take them! Oyy!
Knerys
06-26-2003, 01:08 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Double your pleasure, double your fun, double mint... double mint... gum!
IdahoMR2man
06-26-2003, 01:18 PM
:lol:
Laterose
06-26-2003, 02:15 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
[spoiler from Harry Potter 6]
Tiger on left: Fred, I don't think this was meant to happen when you bite the purple end!
killercowboy
06-26-2003, 02:27 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Man: ok, time for your enema.
Kitty 1: What's an enema?
Kitty 2:I don't......:eek: whoa
Kitty 1: Haha You got a tube up youre.....:eek:
Man: My god what have you been eating! theres over 5 pounds of poop here!
Didn't know I was tied to win the last one. Shouldn't have voted for ya Idaho! ;)
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
"Watch, if you squeeze them hard enough, thier little heads pop right off!"
IdahoMR2man
06-26-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by JAE
Didn't know I was tied to win the last one. Shouldn't have voted for ya Idaho! ;)
Hey dude, I voted for you!
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Hey dude, I voted for you!
I know, I'm just kiddin'. Yours was pretty damn funny. :)
IdahoMR2man
06-26-2003, 02:48 PM
Thank you, brotha.
Godzilla
06-26-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Cub #1: I'll help you out, buddy. I'll mark my territory and if it lands on your hand, I'm a boy, if it lands on your face, I'm a girl.
Man: BLAAAAAAAA!
Cub #2: It's a girl!
JBond
06-26-2003, 04:34 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Man: Diet or Regular?
todd philip
06-26-2003, 04:44 PM
MAN= Ha ha ha! Now i have got you! and now i will drop you into a tub of molten toxic ooze! HA HA HA!
LEFT CAT= DAMN i guess i should have had sex with his daughter!
RIGHT CAT= DAMN, and should'nt of sucked his wrong end last night!
smokiechimp
06-26-2003, 04:59 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Manuel was struggling to get customers to come eat at his fancy new restarauant so drastic measures in the variety of the menu had to be taken!!!
thebtskink
06-26-2003, 10:27 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Man: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I'm afraid I have bad news. As you know, this was your sixth surgery, and the government can no longer pay for any more. It seems that the surgery was a failure. You know what that means.
Cats: Don't look at us!! We're FREAKS!!! :waa:
IdahoMR2man
06-27-2003, 10:48 AM
Smokiechimp
Kris Hodgson
06-27-2003, 11:00 AM
Oh sure vote for a spin on my caption. :p
JBond. I wish I had thought of that.
IdahoMR2man
06-27-2003, 11:16 AM
Yours had potential but just didn't have the bite Smokie's did. By the way I pmed you yesterday.
Kris Hodgson
06-27-2003, 11:38 AM
Stupid notifications aren't working!
TyRoss
06-27-2003, 12:46 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Cub 1: You know this is really humiliating.
Cub 2: Quiet you fool. Do you want to be sold to Siegfried and Roy! Our asses would never be the same.
IdahoMR2man
06-27-2003, 12:49 PM
Tee hee....
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!!!!
Laterose
06-27-2003, 02:01 PM
JBond, that is hilarious! :lol:
killercowboy
06-27-2003, 02:40 PM
Tyross
Tardumb
06-27-2003, 05:28 PM
Jibbs
dr_evil
06-27-2003, 05:35 PM
jibbs
smokiechimp
06-27-2003, 06:04 PM
Killercowboy! :D
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030625/capt.sge.bob59.250603152045.photo00.default-384x242.jpg
I know we're not altar boys, and he's not a priest, but this still feels wrong.:(
thebtskink
06-27-2003, 08:16 PM
Kris. Great Delivery.
JBond
06-28-2003, 02:44 AM
Knerys
Kris Hodgson
06-28-2003, 09:08 AM
JBond: 5
Tyross: 2
Smokie: 1
KillerCowboy: 1
Kris: 1
Knerys: 1
JBond
06-28-2003, 04:13 PM
Sweet, can I declare myself the winner?
SamuraiiSam
06-28-2003, 04:18 PM
Yes. Please post as I haven't played this game in ages.
JBond
06-28-2003, 04:27 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
Apparentely, the 2004 Olympics thought it would be clever if Tina from Survivor lit the torch.
Kitty
06-28-2003, 06:08 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
Being too excited about lighting the torch at the olympics, she touched the bowl accidentally letting the bowl fall on top of her...well...at least she lit the torch like she wanted to...
thebtskink
06-28-2003, 06:09 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
Tired with cleaning up too many "messes," the staff at Ye Olde Folk's Home needed an incentive for their more .... "accident prone" patients to go clean. Fortunately, the Salt Lake City committee had a low bargaining price.
smokiechimp
06-28-2003, 08:25 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
With the Olympics being increasingly accused of being an Ageist organasation, Edith '64' was envited to light the torch in honour of the new Geriatricathon
dr_evil
06-28-2003, 11:52 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
Old lady: can someone help me i cant reach the torch
TyRoss
06-29-2003, 12:46 AM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
And in the news today, U.S. foreign relations hit an all time low after the anti-Canadian society burned a replica of the CN Tower. When asked about the incident President Bush remarked "Well they just ripped off the Seattle space needle when they built it anyways".
Godzilla
06-29-2003, 02:16 AM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
In an attempt to teach the Brady kids fire safety, Alice took it upon herself to extinguish the olimpic torch. When approached by police she completly snapped. Her neat and clean image appearantly drove her insane. She then climbed up to the flamb shouted "I AM NOT A MAID, I AM A HUMAN BEING!" and flung herself into the fire. The Brady's new maid's first assignment was to clean up Alice's ashes after Peter accidentally knocked the Urn over with a basketball. Peter will not be tried, but given a stern talking to.
Halofan1
06-29-2003, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by JBond
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
SamuraiiSam
06-29-2003, 07:07 AM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
Kevorkian is back in jail today. His new reality television show was taking it a bit too far.
IdahoMR2man
06-29-2003, 03:18 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
"Mentos! The Freshmaker"
JBond
06-29-2003, 07:27 PM
Ha, somehow that just works.
IdahoMR2man
06-30-2003, 10:54 AM
Kinda what I thought too.. Came out of nowhere.
pixiness
06-30-2003, 12:15 PM
Pixi - 12 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 11 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Kris Hodgson 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Idahomr2man - 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
Kris Hodgson
06-30-2003, 12:29 PM
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
30 seconds after this photo was taken, snipers shot and killed this over excited torch hijacker.
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS2/TDIR0571/X00138_9.JPG
The Special Olympics has a new spokesperson.
smokiechimp
06-30-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Kinda what I thought too.. Came out of nowhere.
The ego just get's bigger and bigger! :p
The Old Lady is supposed to add fuel to the fire Jibbs not You ;)
IdahoMR2man
06-30-2003, 03:38 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
smokiechimp
06-30-2003, 04:18 PM
You can cry, everyone else can laugh! :funny: ;)
IdahoMR2man
06-30-2003, 06:41 PM
Vote time?
Mine goes to SamuraiiSam
Originals
06-30-2003, 06:57 PM
uhh...im scared....
droppings
IdahoMR2man
06-30-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Originals
uhh...im scared....
droppings
I see your spam is bigger than mine.
TyRoss
06-30-2003, 07:24 PM
'Zilla
thebtskink
06-30-2003, 08:11 PM
Godzilla really shines this round.
Godzilla
06-30-2003, 09:03 PM
I vote Idaho. I know I shouldn't, but I do. His caption seemed to have nothing to do with the picture, yet it made me laugh anyway.:D
IdahoMR2man
07-01-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Godzilla
I vote Idaho. I know I shouldn't, but I do. His caption seemed to have nothing to do with the picture, yet it made me laugh anyway.:D
It did too! Look at her. It just looks like the end of a Mentos commercial...
Godzilla
07-01-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
It did too! Look at her. It just looks like the end of a Mentos commercial...
I haven't seen a Mentos comercial in a long time (except for the Lincoln one that was on Family Guy:o )
thebtskink
07-02-2003, 10:18 PM
Current votes for this round
SamaraiiSam-1
Godzilla-2
Idaho-1
Halofan-1
evilsquishy
07-02-2003, 10:23 PM
skink
Kris Hodgson
07-03-2003, 09:31 AM
I would've voted for Idaho, but he's gone for a week, so I vote for... TYROSS
Laterose
07-03-2003, 12:05 PM
Idaho, definately Idaho :funny: :funny:
killercowboy
07-03-2003, 01:34 PM
idaho
thebtskink
07-03-2003, 10:41 PM
SamaraiiSam-1
Godzilla-2
Idaho-3
Halofan-1
Tyross-1
thebtskink-1
Is that all the votes we have?
dr_evil
07-03-2003, 10:48 PM
yes i think but Godzilla might want to put up a pic because idaho is gone for a week
thebtskink
07-03-2003, 11:03 PM
Yeah, that's what we'll do. Idaho, you've officially won this round. So when you read this message, add yourself to your archive.
Godzilla, you post the next pic.
Godzilla
07-04-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by thebtskink
Yeah, that's what we'll do. Idaho, you've officially won this round. So when you read this message, add yourself to your archive.
Godzilla, you post the next pic.
Neat. I knew my vast knowledge of the Brady Bunch would help me someday in life...
Let's poke fun at one of the best movies ever made, shall we?
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Tardumb
07-04-2003, 02:30 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
"No more monkeying around, just kiss me."
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
"Ugh, even worse than banana flavored candy!"
Brock Landers
07-04-2003, 03:19 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
"God made adam & eve not.........adam & Minala the gorilla"
LadyFireFly
07-04-2003, 03:52 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Did you wear the tongue ring like I asked?
Scoundrel
07-04-2003, 04:01 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee strong dark and ..hairy? no wait that doesnt work...
JimmyDean
07-04-2003, 04:01 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Alright, alright... I'll kiss you! Just don't shoot me!
JBond
07-04-2003, 04:38 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Why men now close their eyes when kissing
Scoundrel
07-04-2003, 05:26 AM
New Deoderant attracts women...
smokiechimp
07-04-2003, 06:49 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
The Night Before The Morning After! :o
smokiechimp
07-04-2003, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by Scoundrel
New Deoderant attracts women...
:funny:
I'm probably the only person who's gonna get that!
The last caption was nearly won by Idaho and I had no idea what they where talking about!
Kris Hodgson
07-04-2003, 09:16 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Get your paws ON me, you damn sexy ape!
Scoundrel
07-04-2003, 10:18 AM
I'm as much into kinky sex and roleplay as the next guy but cant we try lingerie next time...
dr_evil
07-04-2003, 12:17 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Micheal Jacksons kids: [talking to micheal] dad i didnt know you were in this movie............and why are you kissing a guy?
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
The true definition of Hot Monkey Love.
Laterose
07-04-2003, 03:45 PM
Internet romance, it'll never work
thebtskink
07-04-2003, 06:04 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Baby, I'd go ape for you anyday.
Godzilla
07-04-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Scoundrel
I'm as much into kinky sex and roleplay as the next guy but cant we try lingerie next time...
One caption per person...
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Introducing new banana-flavored altiods.
slinger
07-07-2003, 01:10 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
I plan to destroy the planet, so this is a one night thing.
JBond
07-07-2003, 02:58 AM
Iiinteresting, but he hasn't planned it yet ;)
sabin26
07-07-2003, 09:00 AM
Axe Deodorant tried a new ad campaign that didn't really make sales skyrocket
pixiness
07-07-2003, 10:10 AM
Pixi - 12 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 11 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Kris Hodgson 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Idahomr2man - 3 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win
pixiness
07-07-2003, 10:16 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Heston: Ooh baby, let me Spank the Monkey!
Kris Hodgson
07-07-2003, 10:17 AM
You can spank my monkey ;)
IdahoMR2man
07-07-2003, 09:16 PM
Wow, tough competition. Pixi, honey, I have three wins now thanks......
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
Predictably, she tasted like chicken....
smokiechimp
07-07-2003, 10:10 PM
Idaho gets my vote! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/wiseguy.gif
There are alot of good ones, my vote goes to Slinger.
Kris Hodgson
07-08-2003, 09:24 AM
Jbond
Scoundrel
07-08-2003, 10:24 AM
me
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