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Godzilla
05-12-2003, 12:24 PM
Optimus

smokiechimp
05-12-2003, 09:22 PM
TxFilmMkr

JBond
05-12-2003, 11:45 PM
Tardumb

Link
05-12-2003, 11:47 PM
TyRoss

TyRoss
05-12-2003, 11:54 PM
Sabin

todd philip
05-13-2003, 02:57 AM
me

Oj
05-13-2003, 07:25 AM
TyRoss

sabin26
05-13-2003, 07:47 AM
myself

Danzig
05-13-2003, 08:08 AM
him

IdahoMR2man
05-13-2003, 11:23 AM
Jackknife. Really funny ones this time. Good job guys.

TyRoss
05-13-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by sabin26
myself

Can't vote for your own... of course we all know you were kidding but....

HeadHunter
05-13-2003, 11:50 AM
Godzilla

JAE
05-13-2003, 03:14 PM
Smokiechimp.....

(no one liked my JLO jab? :( )

smokiechimp
05-13-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by JAE
Smokiechimp.....

(no one liked my JLO jab? :( )


YEAAA!

I liked it but I thought it was a bit unfair to the cow!! ;)

TyRoss
05-13-2003, 05:50 PM
The tally so far

Godzilla - 1
Jacknife - 1
Optimus - 1
Tardumb - 1
Tx - 1.5
Smokie - 1.5
Sabin - 2
TyRoss - 3

I'll leave it until about 9 or 10 CST and if I'm still in da lead I'll post another.

Kris Hodgson
05-13-2003, 05:51 PM
Let's make this a contest!
I VOTE SABIN!

TyRoss
05-13-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Let's make this a contest!
I VOTE SABIN!

%#@*&@%# ;)

Kris Hodgson
05-13-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by TyRoss
%#@*&@%# ;)

Thanks for posting the tally! Really helpful.
I couldn't make up my mind on whether to vote for you or Sabin, so I thought I'd make things interesting.

dr_evil
05-13-2003, 06:10 PM
i also vote for Sabin :p

smokiechimp
05-13-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Thanks for posting the tally! Really helpful.
I couldn't make up my mind on whether to vote for you or Sabin, so I thought I'd make things interesting.

You could have voted for me then it would be even CLOSER!!!!:p

TyRoss
05-13-2003, 06:15 PM
Hmmmmm maybe I should change my vote to smokie ;)

Tardumb
05-13-2003, 08:27 PM
Or everyone could change their vote to Tardumb. That would make real interesting!

TyRoss
05-13-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Tardumb
Or everyone could change their vote to Tardumb. That would make real interesting!

Mind you... you haven't voted yet have you Tardumb. :p

Tardumb
05-13-2003, 09:34 PM
Trying to tamper with the voters TyRoss? *points at Ty* I know you and your tricks man! I'll vote before 10 CST...:p

slinger
05-13-2003, 10:20 PM
smokie

TyRoss
05-14-2003, 12:03 AM
Sabin wins... recounted.

Optimus Prime
05-14-2003, 08:18 AM
I vote TyRoss.

sabin26
05-14-2003, 09:54 AM
sweet so I gets to post the next pic

Kris Hodgson
05-14-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by TyRoss
Sabin wins... recounted.

Actually, you forgot to count Halofan's vote from wayyy back. As of Optimus's vote for you, you're up 5 - 4. By my count anyway.

TxFilmMkr
05-14-2003, 10:59 AM
Sabin

Kris Hodgson
05-14-2003, 11:26 AM
Now it's tied again! This is the best round we've had in a while.

TyRoss
05-14-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Actually, you forgot to count Halofan's vote from wayyy back. As of Optimus's vote for you, you're up 5 - 4. By my count anyway.

Actually no I didn't. As of Tx's vote Sabin wins... again. Post it.

sabin26
05-14-2003, 11:29 AM
sweet

well here's the pic

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

IdahoMR2man
05-14-2003, 11:43 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Firestone's inspection checks get more rigorous every year.....

TyRoss
05-14-2003, 11:45 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Despite the fact that he was an airhead, the "Let's use Jethro as a tire" experiment was a complete... and messy.... failure.

dr_evil
05-14-2003, 12:10 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Jackass 2: The Movie

A+
05-14-2003, 12:29 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Summer's must have fashion accessory - the truck-scarf!

pixiness
05-14-2003, 12:41 PM
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins - congrats on joining the double digit club our fearless leader
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win

pixiness
05-14-2003, 12:42 PM
know what i just realized? olorin hasn't been here in months and he's STILL kicking ass

Pinesol13
05-14-2003, 12:52 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

The reason for the sudden rise in illegal aliens in the US...Those clever Mexicans found a new way to sneak across the border.... :nono:

TxFilmMkr
05-14-2003, 12:53 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg
Hey Earl, that possum's wrapped up in there pretty darned good. Since only one of us can fit under there at a time, I reckon we'll jus' hafta take turns eatin' it right off the axle!

smokiechimp
05-14-2003, 01:28 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Redneck's Suicide Hand Book

Step One: Park ontop of a steep hill

Step Two: Put wood chucks under rear wheel

Step Three: Remove handbrake

Step Four: Place head under rear wheel

Step Five: Kick away chucks

------------------------------------------

Skinny dude: "Hey Burney, I don't think your doing it right"

JBond
05-14-2003, 02:08 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg

Mmmmmm....good year indeed.

Kris Hodgson
05-14-2003, 02:25 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/human-tire.jpg


The X-Men's newest recruit, TRUCKHEAD, ran into some trouble when he realized his head was too heavy to lift off of the ground.

Pinesol13
05-14-2003, 04:30 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


should we start voting yet?


i pick....JBOND!:applaud:

Tardumb
05-14-2003, 05:23 PM
Tx haha!

TyRoss
05-14-2003, 05:34 PM
Jibbs

Kris Hodgson
05-14-2003, 05:37 PM
I vote Ty.

smokiechimp
05-14-2003, 05:42 PM
Pinesol13 made me chuckle!

IdahoMR2man
05-14-2003, 06:18 PM
My vote goes to Ty.

slinger
05-14-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by smokiechimp
Pinesol13 made me chuckle!

Me too.

Pinesol13
05-15-2003, 09:47 AM
so are we going to have a winner, errrrrrr?

it's still a tie.:p

sabin26
05-15-2003, 09:50 AM
Pinesol13

Citizen Kane
05-15-2003, 09:57 AM
Pinesol13

Kris Hodgson
05-15-2003, 10:06 AM
Score is now:
Pinesol13: 4
Jibbs: 2
Ty: 2

S.A.M.G.
05-15-2003, 12:32 PM
Jbond

Chodaboy
05-15-2003, 01:56 PM
Pinesol13

Pinesol13
05-15-2003, 04:23 PM
YAAAAY!! i won!!! :)


anyways, i guess i'll post the next picture. I haven't been around this forum too long, so i hope this pic hasnt already been used.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg



have fun!

Chodaboy
05-15-2003, 04:25 PM
Jack found it VERY hard to eat with no arms
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

smokiechimp
05-15-2003, 04:27 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

Tooth Rot Prevention Week

Awww Nuts!

sabin26
05-15-2003, 04:29 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

Hey how did you get a hold of those pictures of me after my 21st B-Day party

dr_evil
05-15-2003, 04:46 PM
this is you not doing drugs
http://www.wcg.org/lit/church/holidays/jack-o-lantern.jpg

this is you after doing drugs
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

SO DONT DO DRUGS

IdahoMR2man
05-15-2003, 05:03 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

Year 2054:

The government decides that there are just to damn many holidays. To solve this Halloween and New Year's are combined.....

Knerys
05-15-2003, 05:09 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

See, I told you you ate too much candy!

sonjablue
05-15-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Pinesol13
YAAAAY!! i won!!! :)


anyways, i guess i'll post the next picture. I haven't been around this forum too long, so i hope this pic hasnt already been used.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg



have fun!

Pumpkin vodka, not a good idea!

slinger
05-15-2003, 06:13 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

And Now You Know: Instead of using a welcome mat or a plant pot to hide your spare key, use pumpkin seeds.

Godzilla
05-15-2003, 09:48 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

You ever wonder why they don't use the jack o' lantern in the Halloween series openings any more? That's because when his agent gives him the script this happens.

Kris Hodgson
05-15-2003, 10:00 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

How they really get the filling for pumpkin pie

S.A.M.G.
05-15-2003, 10:23 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

I told you he was too young to hear about where baby pumpkins come from.

Kris Hodgson
05-15-2003, 10:24 PM
:lol: That's a great caption. Wish I'd thought of it!

JBond
05-15-2003, 11:52 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

"C'mon...smash me you ****ing teenagers, I dare you! .....BLAH!!!"

JAE
05-16-2003, 09:13 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

"Next on Oprah: Pumpkins with eating disorders. Does your Pumpkin have one? We'll explore the warning signs and follow around this Pumpkin on an average day in its life. Don't miss it. You could save a Pumpkin!"

sabin26
05-16-2003, 09:15 AM
:lol:

Chodaboy
05-16-2003, 12:57 PM
so lets vote then!

Pinesol13
05-16-2003, 01:56 PM
JAE!:applaud:

JAE
05-16-2003, 03:00 PM
thank you.

My vote goes to Sabin

:funny:

Knerys
05-16-2003, 03:17 PM
JAE

Kris Hodgson
05-16-2003, 03:19 PM
SAMG!

IdahoMR2man
05-16-2003, 03:22 PM
SAMG

JBond
05-16-2003, 05:12 PM
JAE

smokiechimp
05-16-2003, 07:36 PM
Idaho

slinger
05-16-2003, 11:17 PM
..JAE

Oj
05-17-2003, 02:26 AM
SAMG

S.A.M.G.
05-17-2003, 09:22 AM
sonjablue

Link
05-17-2003, 12:41 PM
JAE

bluebeast619
05-18-2003, 12:50 PM
JAE we have to stop the eating disorders haha

Alien
05-18-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-12/75249/ZEUUYXABIIETKBLTZYJO-pumpkin.jpg

Year 2054:

The government decides that there are just to damn many holidays. To solve this Halloween and New Year's are combined..... Just like it used to be. [This is not a vote]

JAE [That was a vote]

Pinesol13
05-18-2003, 01:23 PM
I think JAE won!


time for him to post a new pic!

JAE
05-18-2003, 01:32 PM
SWEET! :applaud: :applaud:

Ok, here goes, hopefully this one hasn't been posted yet!

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Optimus Prime
05-18-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by JAE

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

I tell you ma, It's a great Idea a Telephone out in the middle Bermuda Triangle, So lost sailors and Pilots can call home for a ride.

smokiechimp
05-18-2003, 04:22 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Operator - "You've reached search and rescue how can I help you"

Boat Dude - "I'm calling from a pay phone lady, It's ma boat mon, I tink It sprung a Leek and my moms goin' crazy"

Operator - "Don't worry sir, where are you currently situated"

Boat Dude - "How many phones d'ya tink there are in the middle of de ocean"

Boat Dudes Mom - "Ahhh Lenny me bottoms gettin arl wet"

Drunk=Monkey
05-18-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by JAE
SWEET! :applaud: :applaud:

Ok, here goes, hopefully this one hasn't been posted yet!

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

[Morpheus] - This is the LAST time I let YOU choose the exit!

S.A.M.G.
05-18-2003, 11:40 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

"Can you hear me now?...........Good."

Mrs. SAMG
05-18-2003, 11:49 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

"But honey, I really am working late at the office..."

Danzig
05-19-2003, 12:02 AM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635


" Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water."
" Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a ringing phone!!"
(Will Smith: I'm too old from this....*random HUGE explosion*)
Next summer, from the Writer of Speed 2,
(Rob Schneider to big shark: You can do eeeeettttt)
comes Phone Booth 2: Phone harder (Jaws 9)"
(Jim Carrey: *talking from his butt* we're gonna need a bigger boat)
at a theater near you
Rated R
(Jimmy Walker: DI-NO-MITE!!!!)

slinger
05-19-2003, 12:24 AM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

"Yeah Carrot Top just drowned. It was hillarious!"

pixiness
05-19-2003, 08:44 AM
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win

dr_evil
05-19-2003, 10:19 AM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Guy not on the phone : man that phone is so like 5 years ago

IdahoMR2man
05-19-2003, 10:38 AM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Jamaican Olympic Commitee Member: "Yeah the bobsled didn't really work out, but we found this REALLY keen boat..."

Absolut
05-19-2003, 12:43 PM
"Please put me on your do not call list... Damn telemarkerters..."

Godzilla
05-19-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by JAE

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you wouldn't post little red X's!:mad:

Kris Hodgson
05-19-2003, 03:14 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. You have that 30 minutes or it's free deal, right?

JAE
05-19-2003, 04:19 PM
:confused:

Something is wrong with Picture Dot, the site is down, so the pict is not coming up.

Kris Hodgson
05-19-2003, 04:27 PM
The picture appears fine for me.

JAE
05-19-2003, 04:43 PM
Ahh, there it is....

dr_evil
05-19-2003, 05:16 PM
now its not working for me:mad:

Alien
05-19-2003, 05:33 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Person at the back of the boat: Is that a local call?

Guy on phone: We're in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, what d'you think?

JBond
05-19-2003, 07:00 PM
http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=42635

Phone Booth 2: Lost at Sea

Guy on Phone: "Oh my God, you could be ANYWHERE!" *Looks around frantically*

Guy in back with oar-gun: Heh heh heh...

Link
05-19-2003, 11:19 PM
Jbond

Tardumb
05-20-2003, 01:04 AM
Drunk Monkey, or whatever...

Danzig
05-20-2003, 04:56 AM
Link> you voted for JB???!!?? i made a phone booth joke before him...grrrrrrrr

JBond
05-20-2003, 05:46 AM
Did you? I didn't see I'm sorry, I wouldn't have made it.

Danzig
05-20-2003, 06:20 AM
naw, it's ok..seems no one reads mine anyway..it's kewl

JAE
05-20-2003, 09:26 AM
I vote for Drunk Monkey

Chodaboy
05-20-2003, 09:31 AM
Drunk Monkey!

Kris Hodgson
05-20-2003, 09:42 AM
SAMG. As soon as I saw the picture I thought of the exact same caption, but he beat me to it.

Laterose
05-20-2003, 09:50 AM
JBond

smokiechimp
05-20-2003, 09:59 AM
Danzig

IdahoMR2man
05-20-2003, 10:58 AM
Drunk Monkey, I didn't like SAMG's because it was the first thing EVERYONE thought it. Just beat us to the punch.

dr_evil
05-20-2003, 11:12 AM
Drunk=Monkey
that was really funny

S.A.M.G.
05-20-2003, 02:08 PM
Even though it's a thinly veiled shot at me, I'll vote for my wife.

Kris Hodgson
05-20-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by S.A.M.G.
Even though it's a thinly veiled shot at me, I'll vote for my wife.

FAVORTISM!!!!!!!!! I declare shenanigans! :p

Chodaboy
05-20-2003, 06:42 PM
i second the motion!

IdahoMR2man
05-21-2003, 01:19 PM
So who won?

Chodaboy
05-21-2003, 01:28 PM
ya lets get a move on here

JAE
05-22-2003, 09:43 AM
Pretty sure Drunk Monkey took the prize here.

Kris Hodgson
05-22-2003, 09:46 AM
Yep. Post a pic Drunk Monkey.

pixiness
05-22-2003, 10:29 AM
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win

Kris Hodgson
05-22-2003, 10:31 AM
I haven't won in a while. Hopefully my luck will change.

dr_evil
05-22-2003, 10:31 AM
i have never won:(

smokiechimp
05-22-2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Yep. Post a pic Drunk Monkey.

hmmm...........being that i know drunk=monkey and put him onto this site a while ago he might have only dropped in to see what it's like and may not come back!!!! I hope he does!

Kris Hodgson
05-22-2003, 10:51 AM
Maybe someone else should post a pic, if he doesn't come back for a while.

JAE
05-22-2003, 10:52 AM
Why not let Dr Evil post if Drunk Monkey doesn't show face in a little while?

smokiechimp
05-22-2003, 11:28 AM
I've not won yet and i've been doing this longer than any of you guys!!! I'm just crap!

But I'm happy for the doc to post! :)

dr_evil
05-22-2003, 11:35 AM
if oyu all want me to find a pic just tell me too:D

IdahoMR2man
05-22-2003, 11:57 AM
Yeah I must not be funny either. I haven't even gotten a vote.

Chodaboy
05-22-2003, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah I must not be funny either. I haven't even gotten a vote.
me neither

dr_evil
05-22-2003, 12:08 PM
probally because you are both kinda new:(

IdahoMR2man
05-22-2003, 12:10 PM
That or we aren't funny.

JAE
05-23-2003, 08:56 AM
Someone post a pict....

:alien:

dr_evil
05-23-2003, 09:28 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011


is that good:D

pixiness
05-23-2003, 09:30 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Kitty: Yo quiero scratching your eyes out you stupid dog!

Chodaboy
05-23-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by dr_evil
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011


is that good:D
The erotic inter species version of Lady and the Tramp pasta eating scene......only available on the directors cut

JAE
05-23-2003, 09:33 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Cat: "I know I can win this staring contest. Just concentrate.....concentrate...man that dog is good at this, it won't blink....concentrate......"

dr_evil
05-23-2003, 09:41 AM
since i posted it am i allowed to caption it:confused:

JAE
05-23-2003, 09:41 AM
I didn't caption the pict I posted.

S.A.M.G.
05-23-2003, 10:05 AM
Sorry Dr. Evil... you are supposed to not post and reserve your vote as a tie breaker.

Kris Hodgson
05-23-2003, 10:10 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

The budget for "Cats and Dogs II: Spayed or Neutered" was cut drastically from that of the first one.

IdahoMR2man
05-23-2003, 10:53 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Cat: Oh gross. Someone was licking his ass this morning.....

sonjablue
05-23-2003, 03:05 PM
Come here often big boy?

JBond
05-23-2003, 04:58 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Seconds later, Kitty is shoved off daddy's laptop.

Drunk=Monkey
05-23-2003, 07:25 PM
Wow I won, Ty everyonw who voted for me.

http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011
________________________________________________
Cat - I am so scared right now, it might be a real dog, or just a toy. Either way if I dont move I cant anger it.

-24 Hours Pass-

Surely if it was a dog it would have move by now, oh well better play it safe. Ill stay here a while.

smokiechimp
05-23-2003, 08:53 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Cat: I'm gonna so kick your ass

Dog: Shut the **** up fat man

Cat: What?

Dog: Just say what again!

Cat: What!?!

Dog: Just say WHAT One.....More......Time!?!

Cat: or What?

Dog: *Goes Postal On The Cats Ass*

Pinesol13
05-24-2003, 06:38 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011


man...cats are retarded...

HeadHunter
05-24-2003, 06:42 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Hasbro's new sinthetic kitten was a great success unfortunatly the sinthetic puppy left much to the imagination

Warlock of Pain
05-25-2003, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by JBond
Here is a new game. I will post a picture and you guys come up with a good caption for it (funny), the winner after a day or so can post the next picture(winner is chosen by the members, cant vote your own). Whoever is the one who posts the picture can not post a caption. For the person who posts the picture, try to pick something diverse or joke provoking so it is more fun.Here is the first one:

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

i promise that i will not tweak Chuck E cheese's nose...

Caroline
05-25-2003, 01:41 AM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011
Cat: you had me at, quiero

Tardumb
05-26-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Warlock of Pain
i promise that i will not tweak Chuck E cheese's nose...

You might be a little late...;)

Chodaboy
05-26-2003, 11:58 AM
are we voting on this yet?

Oj
05-26-2003, 02:34 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011

Next on FOX, the new hit show, When Stuffed Animals Don't Move. Watch as this wild dog, fresh from the taxidermist, bewilders an innocent cat for 30 minutes straight! You can't afford to miss this show!

CapricornDevil
05-26-2003, 05:46 PM
http://www.cosforums.com/a/attachment.php?s=&postid=318011


Cat: BLINK!! FOR GOD'S SAKE BLINK!!! I AM NOT LOSING ANOTHER STARING CONTEST TO YOU!!!!

JBond
05-26-2003, 07:19 PM
Let the voting begin

CapricornDevil
05-26-2003, 07:22 PM
Can I vote for my own?

HeadHunter
05-26-2003, 07:22 PM
JAE

JBond
05-26-2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by CapricornDevil
Can I vote for my own?

No

CapricornDevil
05-26-2003, 07:39 PM
OK, then I will vote for JAE since, after posting my own, i read his and realized how similar they are...so, he'll get my vote.

dr_evil
05-26-2003, 08:37 PM
JAE

Tardumb
05-26-2003, 08:52 PM
Caroline

Oj
05-26-2003, 10:13 PM
Caroline

JAE
05-27-2003, 09:16 AM
Oj gets my vote.

pixiness
05-27-2003, 09:40 AM
Caroline!

sabin26
05-27-2003, 10:01 AM
Caroline

IdahoMR2man
05-27-2003, 12:14 PM
Chodaboy (that's funny)

JAE
05-28-2003, 01:52 PM
Is the voting Fin? I do believe Caroline is in the lead!

IdahoMR2man
05-28-2003, 01:54 PM
I guess so. Caroline post a pic!

HeadHunter
05-29-2003, 09:35 AM
BUMP

pixiness
05-29-2003, 09:40 AM
Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Caroline 3 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win
sabin - 1 win
Pinesol 13 - 1 win
JAE - 1 win
Drunk=Monkey - 1 win

Kris Hodgson
05-29-2003, 09:41 AM
I'm gonna have to pull a good caption out of my ass pretty soon if I want to get higher than 3 wins....

IdahoMR2man
05-29-2003, 10:30 AM
Someone post a pic soon....

Alien
05-29-2003, 10:50 AM
I'm the only person I think who hasn't won! I've been here for almost a year and never won. :waa:

Kris Hodgson
05-29-2003, 10:55 AM
There's lots that have never won. Sometimes you get lucky and hardly anyone posts a caption. Also, if you wait until voting almost starts, and then post one, you're chances are better. But you risk getting all of the good ideas taken by then.

dr_evil
05-29-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Alien
I'm the only person I think who hasn't won! I've been here for almost a year and never won. :waa:

i almost won once (or twice) but then everyone turned on me and voted for the other person

IdahoMR2man
05-29-2003, 12:15 PM
Man I've never even got a vote, and I think I have some funny $#!T.

JAE
05-30-2003, 02:37 PM
Caroline, post a pict!:)

Kris Hodgson
05-30-2003, 02:39 PM
What's the name of that song by B2K?
oh yeah,

BUMP, BUMP, BUMP

Caroline
05-30-2003, 03:09 PM
sorry for the delay, works been keeping me busy

Caroline
05-30-2003, 03:21 PM
i'll post a pic tomorrow

Chodaboy
05-30-2003, 03:22 PM
hmmmm

JAE
05-30-2003, 03:29 PM
AAHH! Must have picture soon to write funny!http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/nichtani_1/CRAZY.gif

IdahoMR2man
05-30-2003, 03:35 PM
Is anyone else getting the shakes?

Chodaboy
05-30-2003, 03:38 PM
ILL find a good one

IdahoMR2man
05-31-2003, 04:36 PM
bump

smokiechimp
05-31-2003, 09:04 PM
OK, in the interest of keeping this thread alive heres a pic!

http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

southern
05-31-2003, 09:06 PM
NONE OF YA'LL LITTLE S***S SAY THAT'S MINE AND SMOKIES KID!

JBond
05-31-2003, 09:08 PM
Well I'm all out of ideas ;)

dr_evil
05-31-2003, 09:11 PM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg


here is smokie at age 1

Link
05-31-2003, 09:12 PM
.....

Frizzo the Clown
05-31-2003, 09:18 PM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

And here, we get a rare glimpse of the only monkey that Frizzo refuses to spank.

JAE
06-01-2003, 02:11 PM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

Heres a pict from the George Bush JR baby photoalbum!

Alien
06-02-2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by southern
NONE OF YA'LL LITTLE S***S SAY THAT'S MINE AND SMOKIES KID! You could have said that stopping any of us from copying. You'd probably have won too.

A+
06-02-2003, 07:14 AM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

Sales of the new Stretch Armstrong weren't going too well.

IdahoMR2man
06-02-2003, 10:24 AM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

News Flash:

This morning, Michael Jackson did it again. He hung his baby out of a window, however THIS time he didn't cover it up.

Kris Hodgson
06-02-2003, 10:29 AM
http://www.download2me.com/pictures/monkey%20boy.jpg

And you think your family's messed up?

JAE
06-05-2003, 09:40 AM
Should we vote? Ok, great. I vote for Frizzo.

IdahoMR2man
06-05-2003, 10:09 AM
Yeah I'll go with Frizzo too...

sonjablue
06-05-2003, 12:15 PM
Frizzo

Kris Hodgson
06-05-2003, 12:29 PM
Idaho. His made me laugh out loud.

smokiechimp
06-05-2003, 02:02 PM
Idaho, Thats just fuuuuny!

sabin26
06-05-2003, 02:15 PM
Idaho's made me laugh out loud and fall on the floor

JBond
06-05-2003, 05:14 PM
Frizzo

Kris Hodgson
06-05-2003, 05:18 PM
Frizzo leads by one, while Idaho is looking for his first caption win. CAN'T YOU FEEL THE TENSION!!!!

IdahoMR2man
06-05-2003, 05:20 PM
It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN. Du nun nun nun. Danun nun nun nun....

evilsquishy
06-05-2003, 06:44 PM
Frizzo

HeadHunter
06-05-2003, 07:05 PM
Idaho

IdahoMR2man
06-05-2003, 10:05 PM
You know, I voted for Frizzo....and he hasn't voted yet....

Frizzo the Clown
06-05-2003, 10:13 PM
Yeah, I haven't voted yet...you got a problem with that? ;) I can't vote for myself, so I think I'll vote for Idaho. ;)

IdahoMR2man
06-05-2003, 10:14 PM
Damn Friz's still up by one....

Frizzo the Clown
06-05-2003, 10:15 PM
Really? I haven't even been around to keep track of the votes..maybe you'll get another, and we'll tie it up before the polls close. Nothing wrong with a close finish. ;)

IdahoMR2man
06-05-2003, 10:17 PM
May the best caption win, my red-nosed friend.

dr_evil
06-05-2003, 11:34 PM
Frizzo

JBond
06-05-2003, 11:37 PM
Just go, Ben ;)

Frizzo the Clown
06-05-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by JBond
Just go, Ben ;) Go where? I'm low on gas, and you need a jacket. Oh..the caption...right. If its offical that I won, I'll take a look and have something for you guys in the mornin'.

thebtskink
06-06-2003, 12:42 AM
Idaho

Tardumb
06-06-2003, 01:07 AM
Idaho...haha! What a prick, I am!

HeadHunter
06-06-2003, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Tardumb
Idaho...haha! What a prick, I am!

:confused: :confused:

Frizzo the Clown
06-06-2003, 09:39 AM
Hmm..so who's winning? :confused:

IdahoMR2man
06-06-2003, 10:03 AM
Frizzo, if you got one go ahead and take it. I haven't got any new pic to post. Unless you want to wait while I look for one.

Frizzo the Clown
06-06-2003, 10:05 AM
I don't have one yet. So, if you got one, or find one soon, you can go ahead.

Kris Hodgson
06-06-2003, 10:06 AM
I just counted all of the votes, and Tardumb's vote for Idaho pushed him up by one. Idaho 7, Frizzo 6

IdahoMR2man
06-06-2003, 10:06 AM
Alright! I won!!!!

Here's the new one:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

Frizzo the Clown
06-06-2003, 10:07 AM
Yeah, I was thinking that he was ahead. Its cool. I can accept defeat. Don't worry about me.

*rushes Idaho*

I'll KILL YOU!!!!! AHHHH!!! ;)

sonjablue
06-06-2003, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Alright! I won!!!!

Here's the new one:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

Forget the Zone and Adkins.

IdahoMR2man
06-06-2003, 10:10 AM
*runs away screaming like a girl*

JAE
06-06-2003, 11:03 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

The FDA has recently found the source of protien in Taco Bell's meat.

sabin26
06-06-2003, 11:42 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

After the whole debate over the new "meat" at fast food joints the companies went for the "Taste great less filling" approach.

IdahoMR2man
06-06-2003, 11:50 AM
Mine doesn't count, but I couldn't resist.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

After layoffs Thai hookers had to seek employment elsewhere....

Kris Hodgson
06-06-2003, 11:53 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

After the yen plummetted in the global stock market, China had to find other forms of currency

Chodaboy
06-06-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Alright! I won!!!!

Here's the new one:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg
Please help me doctor, my case of crabs is out of control!!!!

tyler_durden
06-06-2003, 12:32 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

Bugs, bugs, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. So lets have bugs at every meal!

dr_evil
06-06-2003, 10:55 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg


Chinese restraunts are getting tired of using Dog to cook their meals, so know instead of dog meat you will be eating roach meat:)

JBond
06-06-2003, 11:39 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

"This means something.....this is important"

HeadHunter
06-07-2003, 08:06 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

"Shortly after the photo was taken the women in the back hit the women that was touching her bug pile with the bat she was holding"

fes
06-07-2003, 08:09 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

"And the winner is..."

evilsquishy
06-07-2003, 08:11 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg
Roaches: "Weeeelcooome to Joe's Kitchen........"

(Play off of Joe's Apartment......)

southern
06-07-2003, 08:12 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

lunch is here.............COME AND GET IT!

Link
06-07-2003, 08:37 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg

The woman in the back is re-enacting one of the most famous scenes in 'Holy Grail'.

Kitty
06-07-2003, 09:02 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030606/i/1054896658.4093796447.jpg
Mrs. Lee slept soundly at her booth, her guard down not remembering that it was April Fools Day. Meanwhile the lady next to her had some different plans on this day...

LadyWithBugs: This'll teach Mrs. Lee about stealing my customers!

southern
06-07-2003, 09:19 PM
LOL kitty gets my vote

tyler_durden
06-08-2003, 11:11 AM
dr_evil gets my vote!

HeadHunter
06-08-2003, 01:09 PM
I will go with Miss Kitty