Best Caption

[southern]

Godzilla

[Knerys]

Tx

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by pixiness
this is turning into my pulp fiction quote all over again :( Doesn't anyone watch Monty Python any more?

I watch MP, but that was a little too Python if you ask me. Sorry Pixi, don't hate me.:(

Danzig.

[Link]

Danzig

[S.A.M.G.]

Pixi had the only one that made me laugh out loud.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I watch MP, but that was a little too Python if you ask me. Sorry Pixi, don't hate me.:(

Danzig.

I don't hate you.... but for the record, there's no such thing as TOO Python :p :D

[sabin26]

Originally posted by pixiness
I don't hate you.... but for the record, there's no such thing as TOO Python :p :D

Agreed you can never have enough Python.

[dr_evil]

so do we have a winner yet:confused:

[Danzig]

Godzilla won, i came in 2nd AGAIN

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Danzig
Godzilla won, i came in 2nd AGAIN

I did? Cool. Just remember, I voted for you, #2.;)

Here's your pic...:)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

[JBond]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Guy on left: "Can you even see in those things?"

[jackknife]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

"And here we have Nomak and Blade modelling our new Fall line... perfect for urban combat, vampire assaults and the occasional party at Charlie Sheen's house."

[Nilade]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg
"Stop... in the name of love,
before you stake my heart..."

Plans to make Blade 2 into a romantic horror musical were quickly changed after poor response to test audiences.

[Danzig]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Silly blade, don't EVER try to get a white boy to look cool by attempting an improptu high-five, especially when said white boy has depth perception issues.

[JBond]

Haha, I already vote for Nilade!

[TxFilmMkr]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg
Talk to the hand..... or at least what's left of it.

[TyRoss]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Even Blade takes a step back in the face of TRAVOLTA-FU

[sabin26]

Dang I can't think of anything clever but I'm already voting for Ty....that one made me laugh.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Haha..I'm not touching you..I'm not touching you!!

[Kris Hodgson]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

"Listen Blade, I know we're sworn enemies and all that, but my god man! Use a breath mint!"

[dr_evil]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Blade: you just didnt just put your god damn hand in my face

Guy on left: what

Blade: Dont what me

Guy on left: What?

Blade : get your hand out of my my face *****

Guy on letf: What?

Blade: Say what again... Go ahead, say what one more mutha-f---ing time!

[smokiechimp]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg
Blade: I know 'Bross' are in need of a new look but this is radiculus!

Novak (Dude out of 'Bross'): And your leather get-up IS the new look ehy!?!:p

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 2 win
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[pixiness]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

You put your LEFT hand in, you put your LEFT hand out... you put your LEFT hand in and you shake it all about.

[Longshanks]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

"Aww man, you put your hand in it too! Eeeeew, icky it stinks, gedit away gedit away!!"

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Haha..I'm not touching you..I'm not touching you!!

I was wondering if someone would say that or "Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!":D

[S.A.M.G.]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

At the end of the receiving line at Jason Lee's wedding reception:

"Dude, smell this. I think I just got stink palmed!"

"Me too!"

[HeadHunter]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Suck it...you know you want too

[Oj]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Blade: Wow, that manicure must've cost a fortune.

Not-so-Blade [stops fighting]: No, not really. I find that dipping them in warm blood and oatmeal keeps them looking their best. You wouldn't believe the wonders it's done for my toes....

Four hours later...

Not-so-Blade [sobbing]: And then she told me she wished she'd never met me! Life is so cruel for vampires!

Blade: There, there. Some women just can't take the biting, clawing, and blood-drinking. In another five hundred years, you won't even remember her.

[Knerys]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

It an attmept to spuce things up, the remastered edtion of Nosferatu will include digitally enhanced visuals, 5.1 Dobly surround, and a remaster soundtrack by Paul Oakenfold.

[A+]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

This is the third damn take you've ruined by attempting to get the Charleston into the scene! It ain't gonna work Snipes!

[pixiness]

Can we vote yet? I vote Nilade!

[Kris Hodgson]

I vote Knerys.....I love Nosferatu....

[Nilade]

I vote Kris Hodgson.

[Godzilla]

SAMG for the Jason Lee reference. :D

[smokiechimp]

Nilade!

[dr_evil]

Oj

[JBond]

Just a reminder I voted for Nilade.

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I vote Knerys.....I love Nosferatu.... Yeah someone got it!:applaud:

[Knerys]

Frizzo's made me chuckle.

[S.A.M.G.]

Nilade, cause I had the same idea, though Pixi gets an honorable mention.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Knerys
Yeah someone got it!:applaud:

I've got the original film on VHS.

[Kobolos]

There's no grail here.

[sabin26]

Oh, no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

[Optimus Prime]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg

Don't touch the shades.

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Oj

Blade: Wow, that manicure must've cost a fortune.

Not-so-Blade [stops fighting]: No, not really. I find that dipping them in warm blood and oatmeal keeps them looking their best. You wouldn't believe the wonders it's done for my toes....

Four hours later...

Not-so-Blade [sobbing]: And then she told me she wished she'd never met me! Life is so cruel for vampires!

Blade: There, there. Some women just can't take the biting, clawing, and blood-drinking. In another five hundred years, you won't even remember her. Hahahahaha!!!:D

[Caroline]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0187738/CN-658-28.jpg
STOP! hammertime, doo doo do doo

[Kris Hodgson]

I say we declare Nilade the winner. He's got 4 votes while the closest to him have only 1 vote.

[pixiness]

I'm cool with that suggestion (especially since I voted for him) :D

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
Nilade 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 2 win
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[Nilade]

Woohoo! Must... catch up... with... Pixiness...

[Nilade]

Since we're on the topic of vampires, here's a lil pic from one of my favorite flicks.

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

[Godzilla]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

Look into my eyes..........I command you all to come to see the live nude girls at any of the establishments behind me. Yes even you women out there. We haven't been testing too well with them lately, if you tried it you might like it...

[dr_evil]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

hey everyone look Hagrid is in Las Vegas and he is about to go to a strip club:eek:

[JBond]

Try again Kris ;)

[JBond]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

Glaak! I'm looking for James T. Kirk!

[pixiness]

Did you censor him? FASCIST!!!! :p

Man, I didn't even get to read it first :(

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by pixiness
Did you censor him? FASCIST!!!! :p

Man, I didn't even get to read it first :(

I did. It had many uses of the word "p***y."

[Caroline]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg
I'm Coming to you Live, From Acid Trip '95!!!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

Darn you JBond. I was only using it in the context of the scene that the picture is from. I thought it was a good caption too. :(
I'll think of a new one.....

[JBond]

Sorry, I'm sure you could use substitute a word in.

[Kris Hodgson]

Ah, it's not the same....but that's cool. I understand your reasoning. I'll think of a new one...

[MovieFreak]

*trys to think of a lame caption* oh I've got one....

The Doctors said I have the "Pube Facial Disease" its where hair thats supposed to be in another particular place below my waist, grew in the wrong spot.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg I don't have a caption. I just want to point out he is standing in front of what appears to be the Tit Twister

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg I don't have a caption. I just want to point out he is standing in front of what appears to be the Tit Twister


It's the 'Titty Twister' from dusk till Dawn!!!

Fat beardy Bloke: Don't go in there man!!!!! those girls twist your nipples right round till you scream!!!!!!

[welty69]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg


Come into the place behind me!! There are about 20 guys that look like me in there. With those odds,you are bound to get lucky.

[Caroline]

can we start voting, or should we wait?

[pixiness]

I don't know... Jibbs, what do you think?

[Kris Hodgson]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

Cheech Marin has been spotted panhandling outside of a nudie bar, following the failure of Nash Bridges: The Movie

[welty69]

I vote for Kris Hodgson.... His caption got me to laugh out loud. Other then mine the others are so-so.

1 vote for Kris Hodgson
if I can vote for myself then give the vote to me. :) :P

[Kris Hodgson]

Sorry Welty, you can't vote for yourself!

[Godzilla]

I vote welty

[smokiechimp]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

Hairy dude: 5 bucks to feel some nice soft titty's

Random Bloke: well hell, I can't pass up this oportunity, 5 bucks you say? there you go

Hairy Dude: *lifts up shirt*

Random Bloke: errrm...... what you doing?

Hairy Dude: You give me 5 Bucks I give you Titty's

Random Bloke: I think we misunderstood each other, can I have my money back?

Hairy Dude: Only if you feel my Titty's!?!

Random Bloke: No, actualy thats ok, you just go ahead and keep it!!

Hairy Dude: Ey Gringo!?! you feel my Titty's or me and my friends will break your little legs and use your face as a punch bag!?!

Random Bloke: Umm.....errrr.....just a....er.... a rub then or...err....umm....a nice soft caress?????

[HeadHunter]

SmokieChimp

[A+]

http://tarantino.m4d.com/Gallery/fdtd/56.jpg

Visit strip clubs we must Daniel-san.

[JBond]

I'll vote for Kris

[A+]

Some porr efforts on this one (including my own, I'm sorry).

Dr Evil

[HeadHunter]

we need to get this one over QUICK

[smokiechimp]

come on guys get voteing or posting or.......well just do something!

[Knerys]

Kris

[smokiechimp]

bugger I think I forgot to vote............ Kris too

[JBond]

Ok Kris won

[Kris Hodgson]

I'll have a new picture up this afternoon!

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[Kris Hodgson]

Here ya go....

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

[southern]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg
Micheal Jackson's little girl in 15 years

[pixiness]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg


Zoo attendance went up this week as an unexpected result of the zoo's controversial new primate-mating program... among the highest in attendance, large men with copious amounts of back hair.

[Link]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Here ya go....

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

Unfortunately the greenlight was never given for Congo 2: Amy Five Years Later..

[dr_evil]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

because of the sucess of Mr.Personality
Fox has has decided to do a second season but this years it will be different it will be called Ms. Personality and instead of just wearing a mask they will be wearing a full body suit to make them look like animals

so this summer look out for Ms. Personality

[Danzig]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

"listen,baby" Harry said, "i'm afraid it's just not working out. Sure ya can do things with a banana that would shock Madonna, but all that feces throwing quite frankly makes our house look like SH*&!! Hun, you will ALWAYS be the gorilla my dreams, but I'd rather hook up with that nice Chinese lady down the hall with that sugical mask & whooping cough"

[JBond]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

Today scientists found the missing evolutionary link that proves there are some sick people out there.

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

In his tradion of following successful Tim Burton movies with his own twisted sequels, Joel Schumacher presents for summer 2004:

Return to the planet of the Apes: Goin' Ape on Spring Break

[jackknife]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

In yet another change of image, Christina Aguilera goes a step too far...

[smokiechimp]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

:mad: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND:mad:

I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WUPPASS ON YOU KRIS!!!!!!

[CapricornDevil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg


For the first time ever, Calista Flockhart posed for Playboy today. In a related story, Hugh Heffner suffered a massive coronary at a photoshoot today where witnesses say "This is the first time he grabbed his chest instead of his crotch."

[slinger]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

30% of men would still sleep with her. The very lonely 30%.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/ape_babe.jpg

..and the winner of miss universe is....Miss Iraqi!!

[Kris Hodgson]

There's some really good captions this round. It's gonna be hard to vote for one!

[southern]

JBond gets my vote

[smokiechimp]

Bondy

[Knerys]

Link.

[JBond]

slinger

[slinger]

For some reason HeadHunter's.

[HeadHunter]

Link

[pixiness]

Link

[Link]

I guess I'll post a new caption?

[JBond]

Go for it

[Link]

Here you go...heh

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

[Tardumb]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

Wow...that thing, haha! On the screen, ah-hahaha! It's so FUNNY! AHAHAHA.....

[JBond]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

"And this is what Orlando Bloom would look like naked"

[smokiechimp]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

In a google search looking for some music for their social study's project the girls typed 'Hardcore'.................The concequences of this action was unimagionalbe!!!!

[sabin26]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

While the children in the back are reading the CS Forum, these girls found a way to hack into Frizzo's PC........what they found is unspeakable.

[dr_evil]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

while these 3 girls are looking at pictures of Orlando Bloom

the person behind them is hacking into the school
the fire alarm should be ringing in
1..................2.......................3...... .................4...................and there it is

[Caroline]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG
OMG, stephanie, isn't that your dad, naked?

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

Three Paid Members of HarryPotterHentai.com

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG


Computer - Shall we play a game?

Girl 1 - Let's play Global Thermonuclear War?

Girl 2 - Oooh oooh - nuke Seattle.

Computer - How about a nice game of chess?

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[Danzig]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

Hey guys!!! Guess who's on my webcam.. R. Kelly, he says i'm beautiful, guys.. wait see, he's IMing me now, he truely understands me, guys. hold on, i have to respond to him...

Ghettoboottyangel14: ummmm take off my WHAT??!!??
Downlowkellyluv:c-mon baby, we can go out to eat afterwards
Ghettobootyangel14:Chucky Cheese??!!? :)
Downlowkellyluv:sure baby
Ghettobootyangel14:oh,but it has to be tommorrow Roman P. invited me earlier
Downlowkellyluv: i'll bring my camcorder..

Ok, see guy..isn't he dreamy? guys...GUYS??? where'd ya go?? Is study hall over???

[JAE]

[B]http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG


"I didn't know you could do that with a dog!"

[Kris Hodgson]

:lol:

[slinger]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

The only three people to view the "Mannequin 3: Wood You Marry Me" trailer on Apple's website.

[Link]

Originally posted by slinger
http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG


The first and only fanclub members of 'Albert Fisher'

[A+]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0106/X00122_9.JPG

"OK guys, this Frizzo guy's got a photo album, let's see what he looks like."

"Oooooooooooooooooooooo"

[Pinesol13]

start voting now.........?



well, i vote for JAE
:applaud:

[JAE]

Thanx!

I vote for S.A.M.G.

[dr_evil]

i also vote JAE

[Kris Hodgson]

Nobody liked my HarryPotterHentai comment?

I'm jumping on the JAE bandwagon.

[smokiechimp]

I'll vote for you Kris!

[Kris Hodgson]

That's a pity vote, isn't it ;)

[smokiechimp]

YEP!!!:funny:

[Danzig]

i feel my joke was hilarious, so there :P

[sabin26]

I did laugh pretty loud and hard from your caption Danzig......so my vote goes to you.

[Knerys]

SAMG!!

[JBond]

SAMG

[IdahoMR2man]

SAMG

[Kris Hodgson]

I didn't get SAMG's. Was it a game or movie reference?

[Knerys]

War Games with Matthew Broderick. Very good movie, haven't seen it in a while....

[Kris Hodgson]

Ah ha! That's why I didn't find SAMG's funny. I've never seen War Games.

[Knerys]

Hehe it's ok. I know there references that I have missed because I haven't seen the movie.

[Kris Hodgson]

It's got Marlon Brando in it, right?

[pixiness]

I vote SAMG!

(and Dr. Evil - please do something about that location thing - maybe like 15 less question marks)

[slinger]

JAE

[A+]

Smokiechimp made me laugh.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
It's got Marlon Brando in it, right?

Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheady

[Pinesol13]

is there a winner yet?

[Stands Alone]

S.A.M.G, nice War Games quote there. :)

[Stands Alone]

Just upping this hoping it will atract some attention.....

[JBond]

It appears SAMG has won, so whenever he returns...

[S.A.M.G.]

New pic up by the end of the day...

[S.A.M.G.]

Here you go, and good luck...

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

[Stands Alone]

Originally posted by S.A.M.G.
Here you go, and good luck...

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg



"Are you the legal guardian of John Connor..?"

[Laterose]

Originally posted by S.A.M.G.
Here you go, and good luck...

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg
*art musuem, guiding a tour with a bunch of little kids*
"And to our right we have...well, I not quite sure what that thing is...but let's keep going. Yes Jimmy?"
"Why is it wearing a thong?"

[TyRoss]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

And here we see the statue commemorating one of the great medical breaktroughs of our time, the tongue depressor. Traditionally everyone passing through puts their tongue under the depressor for good luck.

Now we'll move on to the anal thermometer room and another participation exercise.....

[Pinesol13]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg



I know exactly where to put this.....

[Oj]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

Lost Star Wars memorabilia: Han Solo frozen in carbonite... surfer style. Jabba will never want to give up his favorite Hawaiian decoration!

[Caroline]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

i told uncle jimmy he put too much sunscreen on but he just didn't care

[smokiechimp]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

"I AM THE SILVER SURFER!! BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PACKAGE!!"

I wanted a lightning finger or laser eyes even just a little death grip but nooooooo, I get this dag nabbit!!!

[JBond]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

This man was on his way to work when....wait a minute, pre packaged, silver surfer still in its display box?! Is this the limited edition action figure?

[Link]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

To tell you the truth people, we have no idea what the hell this is either.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg


The T-1000's vacation photos

[Nilade]

Heehee! Oj gets my vote already.

[A+]

There were a few made me laugh, particularly OJ's, but stands alone was just pure genius to me. Satnd alone and recieve my vote!! (PS. Is your name anything to do with Llanelli?)

[JAE]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

An Entertainment Exclusive: Here's a sneak peek at this summers new hero; "Silly Putty Man" - one of the new mutants in X2!

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

"Surfer forgot to make potty stop at last space station.......must use surfboard as toilet......."

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

Here we see The Silver Surfer's not-so-popular cousin The Grey Surfer. He's kind of special, If you know what I mean.....

[sabin26]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

Do to Schumacher screwing up Batman he tried to make a cheap Silver Surfer movie that was even worst than the Fantastic Four movie.

[Knerys]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........

[Godzilla]

http://www.marvel.com/appearances/xtras/costume_silversurfer.jpg

YEAH! Time to hit the waves! I'll be hangin' ten and hangin' none!

[smokiechimp]

Ty Ross gets my vote, (sick, but funny):)

[pixiness]

Ty

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by pixiness
Ty

You know thats the first time you've voted for me since I passed you... up for a little competition now are we :p

[TyRoss]

Oh and Smokie

[IdahoMR2man]

Ty gets my vote

[Kris Hodgson]

O.J.

[JBond]

Ty

[pixiness]

Originally posted by TyRoss
You know thats the first time you've voted for me since I passed you... up for a little competition now are we :p

Really? I was certain I'd voted for you once or twice on other occasions :p

[Knerys]

Ty

[Oj]

Ty

[JBond]

Just curious, did anyone understand what mine was getting at?

[Link]

Hobbit Girl

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
Just curious, did anyone understand what mine was getting at?

I'm not quite sure, but it was kinda funny..

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
I'm not quite sure, but it was kinda funny..

It was a Simpsons thing

[JAE]

My vote goes to Hobbit Girl....

[JBond]

Ty it seems you are the winner.

[Nilade]

It least i wasn't a... ty. ;)

[JAE]

Can I post the next pict?

[Kris Hodgson]

You have to win in order to post the next picture. That honor goes to Ty

[JAE]

Ahh, glad I asked.

Thanx!

[TyRoss]

Woo hoo bakc in the ballgame.... pic will go up very soon.

[TyRoss]

As promised....

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

enjoy

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by TyRoss
As promised....

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

enjoy Wolverine got thrown out of the concert for stage diving shortly after

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by TyRoss
As promised....

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

enjoy

After viewing "The Chinese Connection", Hugh Jackman decides to see if his fate is any different than Bruce's.

[Godzilla]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

The police report said that Wolverine went on a drinking binge last night and forgot what superhero he was. He eventually got to Superman. His next of kin are being notified as we speak.

[dr_evil]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Gunman : i wonder how long he can stay in that position for

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

It slices, it dices, it also makes julienne fries

[dr_evil]

am i the only one who cant see the picture now :confused:
it just dispeared

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by dr_evil
am i the only one who cant see the picture now :confused:
it just dispeared

I still see it.:confused:

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I still see it.:confused:

i can now see it again
i guess it was just my computer because it was a X

[JBond]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Left Gunman: This room has a nice chandelier, wonder what kind it is.

Middle gunman: Wolverine!

Left Gunman: What kind of name for a chandelier is- AAAAAAAAGH!

[Link]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Far Right Gunman: So what did you do today Phil?

Middle Gunman: I don't know, I just got fired from the 'Tomb Raider' job..

[smokiechimp]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Middle Gunman: HEY Dwayne!?! the big dude with the claws is this way!!!!

Far Right Gunman: Awww but look at the cute Kitty over there!

[sabin26]

JBond already has my vote

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[pixiness]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

:: cue romantic violin music ::

Gunman: I'm leaving... perhaps it was never meant to be

Wolverine: But I love you ::: jumps ::: DON'T GOOOOOOO!

[Pinesol13]

dr_evil

:applaud:

[IdahoMR2man]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg


Before realizing he should be a superhero, Wolverine decided his mutant healing factor would best be put to use entering belly-flop competitions.....

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Night Vision Goggles: $2000
Infrared Laser Scope Rifle: $5000

Knowing you are a faceless henchman and are about to be skewered by the hero: Priceless

[Nilade]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

Excited reporters try to be the first to get a shot of the new "Wolverine" balloon months before the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade.

[IdahoMR2man]

:lol:

[jackknife]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg

As well as his remarkable capacity for rapid healing, Wolverine discovered his mutation had also enabled him the slightly less useful ability to shrink his right leg to half its original size...

[JBond]

Quite a few great ones, but my vote goes to pixi.

[Godzilla]

Kris

[Kitty]

Godzilla

[JAE]

Kris gets my vote

[Caroline]

definatly kris

[TyRoss]

Jibbs' was classic.

[Nilade]

Heehee, jacknife.

[JAE]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg


Little did we know Wolverine was a Red Wings fan.

[smokiechimp]

Jibbs! I liked Kris's but Dr_Evil has tried that so many times with great ones but no-one ever voted for him (this votes for you Doc!!!!! even though it's not fo you :confused: )

[ehinds]

Can I vote? I liked Kris'.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by ehinds
Can I vote? I liked Kris'.

Yea You Can Vote!!!!!

I've been doing this thing for 7 months now and I've only ever had ONE vote and that was cos I told him too!!!:( I'm just crap at this!!!!

[Tardumb]

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/pictures/large/33.jpg


Whoa guys I was just kidding don't point that at me my claws they AREN'T EVEN REAAAALLL....*THUMP*

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Jibbs! I liked Kris's but Dr_Evil has tried that so many times with great ones but no-one ever voted for him (this votes for you Doc!!!!! even though it's not fo you :confused: )

thank you:)

*note to self dont try that one again*

[HeadHunter]

smokiechimp

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Jibbs! I liked Kris's but Dr_Evil has tried that so many times with great ones but no-one ever voted for him (this votes for you Doc!!!!! even though it's not fo you :confused: )

I'm hurt, Smokie....:(

:p

[slinger]

.... JBond

[Link]

Jibbs

[Knerys]

SAMG

[JBond]

Unless there are any other votes, I'm ahead of Kris by one vote.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I'm hurt, Smokie....:(

:p

HEY! you got my sympathy vote last round!!!;)

:p

WoW I got a vote from someone and I didn't have to force them!!!!! Sweet!

[JBond]

Well it appears voting is done, so I will preceed with the next picture.

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

[Godzilla]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg [/B]

Police: STEP AWAY FROM THE CHINA SHOP AND PUT YOUR HOOVES ON YOUR HEAD! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING THAT UDDER!

[jackknife]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg
David Blaine was arrested today on a charge of cruelty to animals, when his 'Levitating Cow' trick was proven to be achieved by means of a cable up its rectum.

[dr_evil]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

here is a clip from next weeks episode of "When Good Cows Go Bad":)

[TyRoss]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg
Zeke 25:17

The path of the righteous cow is beset on all sides by the inequities of the farmer and the tyranny of evil pigs.

Blessed is she who in the name of charity and goodwill offers the weak her milky goodness. For she is truly her brothers keeper, and the finder of lost calves.

And I shall strike down upon thee with great stampedes and furious cud chewing, those who attempt to turn my brothers into T-bones.

And you will know my name is Bossie when I lay my vengance upon thee.

(On a side note it figures Jibbs would choose the cow pic)

[Halofan1]

Ty.

[Stands Alone]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg [/B]


Deleted Scene From Annabelle's Wish:

Anabelle: "Ha, Santa gave me the gift to fly. But he never said what I could use that gift for. I'm off to the supermarket, to fetch my pasturized milk. SAVE THE MILK!"

Police: "FREEZE COW!"

Anabelle: "You'll never catch me coppers!"

*Anabelle flies at the speed of 2 miles per. hour.*

Anabelle: "The no good for nuthin red bastard jipped me!"

[tyler_durden]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

Don't miss the annual policeman's barbeque. Our honored guest will be Barney the Bull.

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 11 wins
JBond 10 wins - congrats on joining the double digit club our fearless leader
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Nilade 5 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 5 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Link 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 3 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
S.A.M.G. 2 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[slinger]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

Buttercup had the How-To-Kill-The-Hamburgular Plan down pat, but she had a terrible Escape Plan.

[Link]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

The Police's Motto was Pride in Motion but this isn't what they had in mind..

[todd philip]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg


Scott perterson today dressed as a cow and tried to run from the authorities, he was arrested at a nearby dairy queen!
Frizzo J. luvless was a bystander and so he whole thing go down!

Frizzo Luvless "Yea i was buying myself a strwberry swirly, and then all of a sudden this cow stepped up behind me! i was afriad! Thank god for the brave policemen!"

Mr peterson was then killed and chopped into hamburger meat.

[Tardumb]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

Cow - Mooooo..

Cop 1 on megaphone from inside car - Yeah, haha, "MOOOOO.." haha! Big dumb cow! "Moooooooo-ve OUT of the ROAD, hamburger heffer! HahaHA!

Cow - Hey, why don't you kiss my fat ass PIG!

Cop 2 on megaphone - Whoa, you got burned Phil...

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

Early today a cow started a riot at a Mcdonalds for dropping the price of Hamburgers.

[sabin26]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

The attempt to make Top Secret 2 was halted when the cow scene ended up being a Phone Booth rip off.

[TxFilmMkr]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg
After the spike strips had taken out the front hooves, law enforcement officers decided to end the chase by tapping the cow's rear end with a patrol car, causing her to spin out and come to rest in a vacant parking lot; safely ending what could have been a deadly high speed pursuit.

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

Officer Pete: What the?!?! Where'd that cow come from? That's udder-ly rediculous. Get it? UDDER-ly rediculous.

Officer Jones: Shut up Pete.

[smokiechimp]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg

After the 'Great Magic Bean Heist' of 73 Negotiators eventualy freed daisy the cow from her long period in captivity, Jack 'The Bean Stalker' Mcgraw was subsiquently tried on charges of Illegal cow sale and three counts of unlawful bean trafficing.

[JAE]

http://www.msnbc.com/c/0/155/292/8x6/twip_2003_0508_09.jpg


!!Exclusive!!

Set pictures of Jennifer Lopez being escorted to her trailer.

[pixiness]

.5 vote each to smokie and Tx!