Best Caption

[Iben]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I vote for Iben. Woooo someone else who got my Beatles reference. :applaud:

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Iben
Woooo someone else who got my Beatles reference. :applaud:

I love the Beatles :)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I love the Beatles :) so do I! :)

[Kris Hodgson]

My favorite Beatles songs:

1. A day in the Life
2. Here comes the Sun
3. Hey Jude

[Iben]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
My favorite Beatles songs:

1. A day in the Life
2. Here comes the Sun
3. Hey Jude

my favourites ..or well a couple of them

: don't let me down
: All you need is love
: Across the Universe
:Hey Jude
:Something

[pixiness]

I vote southern!

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
My favorite Beatles songs:

1. A day in the Life
2. Here comes the Sun
3. Hey Jude


The entire Abbey Road album... from start to finish, possibly one of the greatest albums in history...

Norwegian Wood
You Won't See Me
Eleanor Rigby
Girl

[kryptonian_boy]

I like almost everything by The Beatles, except Hey Jude. 7 minutes of "Na na na, nananana, nananana, hey Jude" drives me crazy.
My favorite Beatles songs are probably (in no particular order):
Money (It's What I Want)
Hard Day's Night (and if you haven't seen their movie by that name, do so)
In My Life
A Day in the Life
The Long and Winding Road
Norwegian Wood
Revolution

[pixiness]

Originally posted by kryptonian_boy
I like almost everything by The Beatles, except Hey Jude. 7 minutes of "Na na na, nananana, nananana, hey Jude" drives me crazy.
My favorite Beatles songs are probably (in no particular order):
Money (It's What I Want)
Hard Day's Night (and if you haven't seen their movie by that name, do so)
In My Life
A Day in the Life
The Long and Winding Road
Norwegian Wood
Revolution


Ooh! In my life... can't believe I forgot that one. Good call on the movie btw

[kryptonian_boy]

Originally posted by pixiness
Ooh! In my life... can't believe I forgot that one. Good call on the movie btw
Thanks. I know alot of people who wouldn't watch it because its in black & white, or they aren't really Beatles fans, but they're missing out. IMO, it's one of the best things ever put on celluloid. The boys from Liverpool were naturals, and oh yeah, great music too (obviously).

And I can't believe I left off Eleanor Rigby. Whoops!

[JBond]

Originally posted by pixiness
The entire Abbey Road album... from start to finish, possibly one of the greatest albums in history...

So true.

Strawberry Fields Forever
Across the Universe
In My Life
Something
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Don't Let Me Down

I could go on and on ;)

[pixiness]

I think you've now managed to put While my Guitar Gently Weeps on every thread that even slightly mentions the Beatles. :cool:

[kryptonian_boy]

I miss George (and John).

[JBond]

Oh by the way I vote for Iben ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Oh by the way I vote for Iben ;) Yaaaaay! if anyone I was hoping you would ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by pixiness
I think you've now managed to put While my Guitar Gently Weeps on every thread that even slightly mentions the Beatles. :cool:

Heh, have I?

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Watership Down - you've read the book, you've seen the film...now taste the stew...

Caption theif!!!:p although I suppose there is no rule saying you can't use the same film reference ;)

I vote for A+

[Link]

I vote for Jibbs..

[Iben]

hehe I'm voting Jibber too :funny:

[slinger]

A+

[pixiness]

Okay... we've got a four way tie... 2 votes each for:

Jibbs
Iben
Southern
A+

Any more votes?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I hadn't been keeping up with this thread...I think I'll vote for Iben.

[pixiness]

With her first win - congrats!

TyRoss - 10 wins
Pixi - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Knerys 4 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
Hobbit Girl 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Kris Hodgson 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win

[Frizzo the Clown]

That was her first win? Wow..I hadn't noticed. I figured she'd won before.

[pixiness]

I had too... unless there's an entire round I missed somewhere. Although I don't think so... A lot of other people have been great about picking up updates when I've not been around.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by pixiness
I had too... unless there's an entire round I missed somewhere. Although I don't think so... A lot of other people have been great about picking up updates when I've not been around. Yeah..I was just surprised because most people who play regularly have won at least once, thats why I hadn't thought about it.

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
That was her first win? Wow..I hadn't noticed. I figured she'd won before. I haven't really been keeping up with ths thread much, I think I've done three captions or something.
I'll look for a new picture...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
I haven't really been keeping up with ths thread much, I think I've done three captions or something.
I'll look for a new picture... Oh..I guess you hadn't played as much as I thought you did.

[Iben]

http://www.english-zone.com/funny-pix/g-images/car-trbl.jpg

hope this one hasn't been used before...

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.english-zone.com/funny-pix/g-images/car-trbl.jpg

Fred obviously misunderstood the meaning of "car pool."

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.english-zone.com/funny-pix/g-images/car-trbl.jpg

Lesson #1: Never lend your car to Ted Kennedy

[slinger]

Originally posted by Iben


hope this one hasn't been used before...

Yes it has. Stop all Captioning!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by slinger
Yes it has. Stop all Captioning! I'm glad you remembered...I can't keep track of them all....

[Iben]

Originally posted by slinger
Yes it has. Stop all Captioning! I'm sure not everyone has replied to it before, I mean this thread has been around for quite a long time and new people have joined the boards, so unless it was posted within a month or something, then why not go with it? And if you don't approve, find a new picture and post it, I don't care.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
I'm sure not everyone has replied to it before, I mean this thread has been around for quite a long time and new people have joined the boards, so unless it was posted within a month or something, then why not go with it? And if you don't approve, find a new picture and post it, I don't care. I don't think he was complaining...afterall, you did ask if it had been used before..

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I don't think he was complaining...afterall, you did ask if it had been used before.. Then what's with the "Stop all captioning" like it's some crime or something. I'm not in the mood for this, find a new picture anyone, I haven't kept up with this thread to really know which pictures have been used and which haven't.

[dr_evil]

http://www.english-zone.com/funny-pix/g-images/car-trbl.jpg

hi i am Joe Rogan and welcome back to celebrity Fear Factor
this stunt we put a car in the water and the celebrity gets in and the celebrity who can hold his/her breathe the longest will make it to our next round

up first is Micheal Jackson (he gets in the car we drop it and he starts to float in the water)

so micheal why didnt you try to stay in there longer

Micheal : i tried but i guees my plastic face was floating so my head kept hitting the top of the car so i had to quit

[slinger]

Originally posted by Iben
Then what's with the "Stop all captioning" like it's some crime or something. I'm not in the mood for this, find a new picture anyone, I haven't kept up with this thread to really know which pictures have been used and which haven't.

It wasn't meant to sound rude. Its just if we've used a photo before, a new one is posted. JBond will back me up. You asked, I told. Caption all you want.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I hadn't been keeping up with this thread...I think I'll vote for Iben.

I guess $20 just wasn't enough :rolleyes:

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger
It wasn't meant to sound rude. Its just if we've used a photo before, a new one is posted. JBond will back me up. You asked, I told. Caption all you want.

Yeah I remember this one, I said something about locking the keys in the car...

It's not a big deal, if you don't want to find another one I could look around.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
I guess $20 just wasn't enough :rolleyes: Well, she can give me something that you can't. Okay..scratch that..you could give it to me too.....but that would be weird...;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by slinger
It wasn't meant to sound rude. Its just if we've used a photo before, a new one is posted. JBond will back me up. You asked, I told. Caption all you want. I'm just out of ideas right now, so I'm giving you (or anyone else) permission to find a new picture. I'm not pissed about it, I just have no idea what's been used and what hasn't.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, she can give me something that you can't. Okay..scratch that..you could give it to me too.....but that would be weird...;)

And apparently not very memberable :(

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, she can give me something that you can't. Okay..scratch that..you could give it to me too.....but that would be weird...;) He had better not be better than me! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
And apparently not very memberable :( Well, the odds are, it was so horrible, that I've been traumatized for life, and I've blocked it out of memory.

[Iben]

ok, I've found another picture, I just need to adjust the size a little bit, hold on....

[Iben]

okay here we go, brand new caption

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

:::crosses fingers that it hasn't been used before::

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Iben
ok, I've found another picture, I just need to adjust the size a little bit, hold on.... Geez..women are never pleased with the size. :rolleyes: ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Geez..women are never pleased with the size. :rolleyes: ;) aww I think you know that's not true ;)

Now enough of that, Caption away!

[slinger]

:evil: :clown: :applaud: :eek: :confused:

[JBond]

It hasn't been used.

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

The zebra had thought he was out of trouble intill he ran into the cheetahs in F-14's

[dr_evil]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg
Buying a motorcycle off ebay : $630.00

Buying gas : $1.50 per gallon

out-runnung a cheetah on the motorcycle : priceless

[Kris Hodgson]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

What Zebras Dream Of.....

[jackknife]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

The opening sequence of Michael Bay's "Noah's Ark: The Motion Picture".

[smokiechimp]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg
Is that Steve Mcqueen? I can't quite see....... Oh yes I think it is!!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Iben
aww I think you know that's not true ;)


ZING! :D

[Link]

Originally posted by slinger
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg


The Zebra's 4 seconds of fame, right before his gas runs out..

[TyRoss]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

Steve Irwin: Now the Zebra's got this reeeally amazing defense against predators. You'll see as the cheetah approaches the Zebra hops on to his bike and just buggers off. We call this the Honda X-22 defence. Now the thing to remember here is that at this point the cheetahs been cheated out of 'is dinner. And therefore he's gonna be right ticked and very dangerous. Let's go pull his tail.

[Halofan1]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

The actual cut of the movie "Biker Boyz".

[slinger]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

With today's gas prices that Zebra is still lunch.

just putting it with the other captions

[Oj]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

Press Release:

Stemming from the success of the phenomenal film Kangaroo Jack, producer Jerry Bruckheimer has moved on to his new Zebracycle project. Starring bottom of the barrel, washed-out actors now living in their mother's basements, it promises to deliver Fast and the Furious-like action and creativity, mixed with Bruckheimer's knack for producing meaningful films.

Also of note: the apocalypse is tomorrow.


(ooc)I'm tired right now, so this seems kind of funny to me now. I'm sure I won't know what the hell I was thinking by tomorrow ;).

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by TyRoss
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

Steve Irwin: Now the Zebra's got this reeeally amazing defense against predators. You'll see as the cheetah approaches the Zebra hops on to his bike and just buggers off. We call this the Honda X-22 defence. Now the thing to remember here is that at this point the cheetahs been cheated out of 'is dinner. And therefore he's gonna be right ticked and very dangerous. Let's go pull his tail.


I'm not voting yet (too soon), but NOBODY will beat Ty. Damn, I wish I had thought of a Croc Hunter reference.

[pixiness]

I feel the same way about OJ's...

[Laterose]

Tyross for now.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I'm not voting yet (too soon), but NOBODY will beat Ty. Damn, I wish I had thought of a Croc Hunter reference.

Yeeeeah, but personally I think he's used the Irwin caption before ;)

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by JBond
Yeeeeah, but personally I think he's used the Irwin caption before ;)

Reusing captions, eh? This bears some investigation....

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by JBond
Yeeeeah, but personally I think he's used the Irwin caption before ;)

Did I?

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
Yeeeeah, but personally I think he's used the Irwin caption before ;)

Crikey!

[Optimus Prime]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

and here we see a lioness enjoying some fast food.

[Kris Hodgson]

Great Caption Optimus!

[Iben]

when do you guys normally start the voting?

[Kris Hodgson]

Let's start now, I vote Tyross. I'm a sucker for Croc Hunter. (even if he did use it before.)

[smokiechimp]

I vote Dr Evil

[JBond]

I vote Optimus

[Iben]

Optimus as well, simple, but funny. Can't believe no one thought of that sooner

[S.A.M.G.]

Jbond

[Link]

Dr. Evil

[pixiness]

OJ...

"also of note... the apocolypse is tomorrow" -- laugh out loud funny!

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by TyRoss
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/gepardzebra.jpg

Steve Irwin: Now the Zebra's got this reeeally amazing defense against predators. You'll see as the cheetah approaches the Zebra hops on to his bike and just buggers off. We call this the Honda X-22 defence. Now the thing to remember here is that at this point the cheetahs been cheated out of 'is dinner. And therefore he's gonna be right ticked and very dangerous. Let's go pull his tail.

HAHAHAHA

definetly TYRoss

[slinger]

Originally posted by pixiness
OJ...

"also of note... the apocolypse is tomorrow" -- laugh out loud funny!

I too vote for Oj

[pixiness]

That's because you my friend know how to recognize an orginal quote ;)

[Optimus Prime]

Holy cow?! I've got three votes :eek:
I might win.

[pixiness]

Have you never won before?

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by pixiness
Have you never won before?

No I haven't Pixi

[pixiness]

:: crosses her fingers :::

good luck then

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by pixiness
:: crosses her fingers :::

good luck then

Thanks :cool:

[TyRoss]

I vote OJ

[Optimus Prime]

I'm now tied with OJ I hope I'll get one more vote.

(Crosses fingers)

[jackknife]

I'll vote for Optimus.

[pixiness]

Ok... before anyone ruins his day... Go for it Optimus. CONGRATS!

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 10 wins
Pixi - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Knerys 4 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
Hobbit Girl 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Kris Hodgson 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[Optimus Prime]

I won alright give me a moment to post a pic

[Optimus Prime]

OK here it is.
http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

[JBond]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Robot on the right: "No you fool, who would fly the plane!"

[dr_evil]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

robot (left) : so did you see what happened on Friends last night

robot (right) : yes that was like so funny i cant believe ross took a gay porn movie and put chandlers head on one of the men and posted it on the internet

robot (left) : yea that was like so funny

[Alien]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg
British Airways, the only way to fly!

[Oasis]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Redbull, it gives you wings

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Pterodactyl: And I gave up a steady gig on the Flintstone's as his Phonograph for this? Somebody call my agent and renegotiate my contract!

[TyRoss]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Optimus: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Ratrap: Do I look like have any grey frickin' poupon? It's a pterodactyl for cripes sake not a 747.

[smokiechimp]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

If you don't stop buggin' me to have a go I'm gonna shoot this bird in the head God Dammit!!!
:evil:

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Robot 1 - Hey birdie, let me ask you something. Do you really think God came down from Heaven and stopped Soundwaves...

(A sudden air current comes by causing Robot 1 to shoot the birds head off. Robot 1 immediatley activates his thrusters.)

Robot 1 - I SHOT BIRDIE IN THE HEAD!!!

Robot 2 - OH ****, I'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY STUFF IN MY TIME...

[Godzilla]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

Behold Bin Laden's battle droids of the future! He will send them into the past and highjack planes to bring terror to the US! Unfortumnatly for him they went a little too far in the past...

[HeadHunter]

http://www.seibertron.com/caption/img/011217seibertron.jpg

"do what i say or the bird gets it"

[Optimus Prime]

Ok shall we start voting? If so I say TyRoss.

[Godzilla]

Hobbit Girl

[smokiechimp]

Hobbit Girl

[Kris Hodgson]

Headhunter

[Tardumb]

Bond

[JBond]

I vote Hobbit

[dr_evil]

Hobbit Girl

[Hobbit Girl]

Did I win?

[smokiechimp]

I think so put pixiness hasn't said the votings over yet!

[pixiness]

It's actually JBond's thread. I'm just the score updater...

If HG's got the most votes, then she wins.

[Kris Hodgson]

Optimus's caption almost killed the thread! J/K ;)

Bring on the caption, Hobbit Girl!

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

[smokiechimp]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg
This road was renamed from 'Eagle Haven Road' after the manslauter of 72' where an unconfirmed amount of eagles where killed in a tragic accident envolving a Lorry, 3 cars, a scooter and an Icecream van!!:confused:

(I thought I'd put :confused: in there before anyone decides to reply to my post:p )

[southern]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

follow the road to Christina Aguilera's house

[Godzilla]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

That's my girlfriend's address. You can fit four cars in that garage!

[tyler_durden]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

Man #1: Is this heaven?

Man #2: No, it's.....well, actually yes it is.

[dr_evil]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

Driver1: ok there is spread eagle rd where do we go next

Driver2: the map says pass spread eagle and then we should see Opened Legs Rd and then we should be at Bill Clintons house then pull into his driveway and pull into his garage and we can pick up Monica Lewinsky

[TyRoss]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

Home of the most American roadkill ever.

[JBond]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

The sign wasn't always as so.....it used to be "Naked Whore"

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 10 wins
Pixi - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 4 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Kris Hodgson 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[pixiness]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

The creators of the yummy and nutritious "Eagle Spread" were quite upset about the obvious mistake on the sign leading to their headquarters.

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

The "Name your own Highway" Program was not as successful as the "Adopt a Highway" program.

[JBond]

Oooo can't decide between pixi and Kris.

[Godzilla]

Wha? We're voting? In that case I go with Pixi's.:)

[slinger]

Kris

[southern]

Tyler_durden

[dr_evil]

i vote Kris Hodgson

[smokiechimp]

Kris

[HeadHunter]

PIXI

[Oasis]

Pixi

[S.A.M.G.]

Jbond

[TxFilmMkr]

Pixi

[pixiness]

Kris

[Kris Hodgson]

JBonds was great! I vote for him...:)

[HeadHunter]

has anyone won yet

[pixiness]

it seems Kris and I are tied at 4 votes a piece

[Kris Hodgson]

Quite a conundrum we have here....






http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/spread.jpg

Pixi's: The creators of the yummy and nutritious "Eagle Spread" were quite upset about the obvious mistake on the sign leading to their headquarters.

Kris's: The "Name your own Highway" Program was not as successful as the "Adopt a Highway" program.


CAST YER VOTES....

[Iben]

Kris

[pixiness]

Thanks everyone who voted for me, I didn't think it was my best work, but your checks are in the mail ;)

GOOD JOB KRIS - you're up

TyRoss - 10 wins
Pixi - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 4 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 2 win
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[Kris Hodgson]

SWEET! My second win!
I'll find a picture and post it very shortly...

[Kris Hodgson]

Here ya go:


http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

[TxFilmMkr]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg
Gimme a "A"! Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme another "O"! Gimme a "J"! What's that spell? Nothing! Hey, I'm a dog, what do you expect?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by TxFilmMkr
http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg
Gimme a "A"! Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme another "O"! Gimme a "J"! What's that spell? Nothing! Hey, I'm a dog, what do you expect? Dogs can't spell!

Damn good caption! Christ, that made me laugh!:D :D :D

[pixiness]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

In the wake of Buffy's departure from the WB lineup.... network executives scrambled to finish the pilot of
Fluffy - the Vampire-hunting-cheerleading-dog.

[Oasis]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Dog from Cat & Dogs: "Somebody contact my agent... Awww man the cats will never let me forget this"

Damn Pixi, yours will be hard to beat

[dr_evil]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

hey look its a picture of Calista Flockhart when she was a teenager

[smokiechimp]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

When I get out of these stupid clothes, I'm gonna open a can o' wup ass!!!

[jackknife]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Sam Mendes, 1999: "Mena Suvari? Puhleeze... can she chase her own tail? Bite postmen? It's brilliant casting, I tell you! Brilliant!"

[Godzilla]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Coming soon!

Announcer: You think after seeing crossdressing men, you seen everything? Think again...

Dog: (in a feminine voice) I don't care what Jay Leno says about dressing animals, I feel good about myself! If I ever meet that man I'll RUFF RUFF bite his little bottom.

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Lassie
May 2003






(you may have to have a knowledge of Wesly Snipes movies to get this.;) )

[Danzig]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

This Bud's for you

OR

baby, i love you but at night you're just to RUFF

[slinger]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

The famous deleted scene from "Air Bud", when the cheerleader-dog pays Bud a visit.

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

How many ESU cheerleaders does it take to bite the mailman?

[Pinesol13]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Skippy, the chearleading dog, sits at home wallowing in self-pity after getting kicked off the squad for being a little too nosy with his sniffing.

[JBond]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Another reason why freaks shouldn't own pets.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Frizzo is successful in talking another one of his dates into playing "dress up" for him.

[Knerys]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Dog: She feeds me, and walks me, humor her.......resist....urge....to....retaliate......

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Frizzo is successful in talking another one of his dates into playing "dress up" for him.

Oooo I wouldn't have done that ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Oooo I wouldn't have done that ;) hmmm I'm starting to think there's something serious going on between you two..hmm..*scribbles JBond's name on a little list* ;)

[Iben]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg
::Beatrice the dog standing in front of the mirror:

*I knew I'd look fat in this outfit!, never should've borrowed it from the cat next door*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
hmmm I'm starting to think there's something serious going on between you two..hmm..*scribbles JBond's name on a little list* ;)

Haha, actually I meant for his sake, somehow I thought you might take offense from his post ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Haha, actually I meant for his sake, somehow I thought you might take offense from his post ;) ahhhh gotcha, I thought you meant you wouldn't have dressed up for him like that ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
ahhhh gotcha, I thought you meant you wouldn't have dressed up for him like that ;)

Haha, oh no. Not again.

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Haha, oh no. Not again. haha. so now you're saying you did it once eh? ;) ..man you two really had fun last Saturday didn't you? ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Haha, oh no. Not again. Not again? But...I thought you enjoyed it. :( :waa:

[Longshanks]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Not again? But...I thought you enjoyed it. :( :waa:

It was fine...intil you called me Sandy...who is Sandy? :(

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
It was fine...intil you called me Sandy...who is Sandy? :( yeah..who is Sandy?

[Tardumb]

*slowly raises hand*

I-I'm Sandy...Sandy Sandlot...Me and Frizzo, a ONE night thing! I'm sorry!

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

The only survivor of the tragic Home-COming Butt-Sniffing Incident speaks out

[smokiechimp]

OK, I'm voting for Knerys

[pixiness]

slinger

[Pinesol13]

TxFilmMkr

[S.A.M.G.]

Longshanks

[Godzilla]

Frizzo

[Kris Hodgson]

Frizzo Ze Clown

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Frizzo
Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Frizzo Ze Clown

Wha? Votes? I wasn't expecting any of those. Sweet. :)

[Oasis]

pixiness

[dr_evil]

pixiness

[thebtskink]

Pixi.

[slinger]

Tx

[Knerys]

Tx

[pixiness]

WOW!!! 3 votes in a row! You guys ROCK!

[TxFilmMkr]

slinger

[Laterose]

slinger

[JBond]

pixi

[smokiechimp]

I think Pixiness has won!?!

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
I think Pixiness has won!?!

I think so too, you go girl!:)

I would have voted for you, but then the stupid clown made me laugh.:clown:

[pixiness]

really? did I really win?

Okay... I'll look for a pic. This could take a while.

Actually.... Jibbs, if you'll post a pic, I'll be ever so grateful....

[JBond]

Alright, but maybe not til tomorrow evening.

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 4 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 2 win
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[JBond]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

[Knerys]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG
Hey!! Down in front!!!

[dr_evil]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

paying for tickets to see your son play his first
basketball game : $20.00

Paying for a giant cheese hat to hide from everyone so they will not know that it is your kid that is making the team loose :$15.00

Staring at the cheerleaders butts instead of your son : priceless

[Godzilla]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

He can wear it as long as he don't cut it.

[slinger]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

Attendance is down, but CheeseHead sales remain the same.

[Brock Landers]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

Down in front you frikkin meathead!!!!

[Danzig]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

Mr. Cheesehead silently cried in his 9 dollar beer, after the PA announced that the girl he was about to marry was secretly lactose intolerant & it could never be. Sad really..

[jackknife]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

Photo taker: "Say... 'My head!'"

[Nilade]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

After losing the role of "Chedder Bob" in 8 Mile to a less cheesier actor, Swiss Hank decided to go relax and watch the ball game.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

A colomn from the CheeseTimes

"A cheeseman died today after he went to a basketball game and the lights melted his head. This photo taken by a loved one as they got there showed him in all his glorey"

[Pinesol13]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

the worst part is, he thinks he's at a Yankees game

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG

Disgruntled Packers fans, livid over their teams performance in last years playoffs, have chosen to follow girls high school basketball in this upcoming season. One fan commented "Dem girls, dey may not be as big as da Pack, or as fast... and you can't have beer at da games, but... but... What da hell am I doin' here again?"

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.merlin-net.com/THUMBS/TDIR0540/X00193_9.JPG
This Just In....Ticket Sales for pro sports are on the decline, while Crappy Merchandise Sales are going strong

[dr_evil]

HUMP OOP sorry i mean bump :p

should we start voting

[Nilade]

Jackknife.

[HeadHunter]

Danzig

[Kris Hodgson]

S.A.M.G.!!

[smokiechimp]

Dr_Evil

[pixiness]

Kris

[S.A.M.G.]

Knerys

[Godzilla]

Danzing.

[dr_evil]

danzig

[jackknife]

Knerys.

[JBond]

Knerys

[Knerys]

SAMG

[Danzig]

kris

[thebtskink]

knerys

[Link]

Knerys

[evilsquishy]

SAMG

[Nilade]

Would it be too soon to say that Knerys looks like the winner?

[Knerys]

No.;)

[JBond]

Yeah I'd say you won ;)

[Knerys]

Woo Hoo!:D

[Knerys]

There you go.

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

[JBond]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

Weigh Station or bust

[HeadHunter]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

The local bus service wasnt all it cracked up to be

[Danzig]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

WhomEVER aurthorized "Cool Runnings 2: Keep on Trucking", in my office NOW!!!

[dr_evil]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

welcome back to the 11:10 news on chanel 6 MYOB

tonights headlines are

The 8 Mile cast has had a chat with their director because most of their scenes are in a small car and there is no room so the decided to change the car into a truck

on a more recent note the people at firestone tires have been doing research on cars and they found out that if you have more than 5 people in a truck the rear end will lower, it will drag and cause damage to your car

we will be taking a break but when we get back we will be talking about how people with dark colored skin have a higher chance of getting cancer then people with light color skin while in the sun

[Kris Hodgson]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

"Scotty, get us out of here"
"I just can't do it, Captain. There's too much weight..."

[jackknife]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

The Wayans family drives to the market.

[smokiechimp]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg
Hold on Iraq here we come! ''Did Saddam promise us a scooter or a moped if we went to fight for him?"

[TxFilmMkr]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg
Da Da Da Da Du Nu Nunt - Da Du Na Nunt Na
All my friends know the low rider.

[pixiness]

Pixi - 11 wins
TyRoss - 10 wins
JBond 9 wins
Slinger 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Frizzo 7 wins
Hobbit Girl 5 wins
Knerys 5 wins
Godzilla 4 wins
bbf2 4 wins
TxFilmMkr 3 wins
longshanks 3 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Kris Hodgson 2 win
jackknife 2 wins
Link 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 2 wins
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
thebtskink 1 win
Iben 1 win
Optimus Prime 1 win

[pixiness]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

1: But how would they get here? Jamaicans are tropical!
2: A truck may travel to other places, yet it is not a stranger to this land...
1: Are you suggesting Jamaicans migrate?
2: They could be carried by a truck!
1: Look, it's not a question of how they'd get here... it's a simple matter of weight ratios... a 2 and 1/2 ton truck could not carry 1500 lbs worth of Jamaicans.

[Godzilla]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

Passengers: We're goin' to Canada!
Driver: Hope you all went to the bathroom 'cause we got no brakes and it's a 40 hour drive.
Passenger: I have to go...
Driver: Too late we're movin'! Woooooooooooooo!

[Caroline]

http://users.breathemail.net/andymcshane/fp%20funny%20people%204.jpg

We're going to Arby's!!!!!

[Pinesol13]

I'm voting for Danzig

[smokiechimp]

Godzilla

[pixiness]

Tx

[Peter]

Godzilla - it's always a good sign when you laugh out loud!!:D

[Kris Hodgson]

Headhunter gets my vote!

[pixiness]

this is turning into my pulp fiction quote all over again :( Doesn't anyone watch Monty Python any more?

[Kris Hodgson]

But what if TWO trucks carried them? ;)

[pixiness]

Thanks I feel validated now :D

[Kris Hodgson]

No problem, CALL ME.........THE VALIDATOR!

[sabin26]

Pixi....cause when I saw that pick I thought of that line.

I love Monty Python.

[dr_evil]

i vote Godzilla