Best Caption

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

If I`m gonna get to work in the morning, I`m definately gonna need "hair of the dog" for breakfast.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

ZZzz Must kill all postmenZZzz

[Rogue]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg



Puppy dreaming: Damn that Mitzi, who knew a terrier could be so hot..damn her for breaking my heart!

[JBond]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

Fido shown here has just found out his life goes by 7 times as fast as humans.

[Psylent]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

For so many years, Snoopy had been youngsters' fav charactor, but today parents are upset about their kids watching the show because they just found out what he's really like behind the spot light....

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

That's good, Skipper, play dead for the picture. Good boy! Ok, that's good, Skipper, you can get up now...Skipper, I said you could get up...Skipper? SKIPPER?!!

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

"Bbbbad to the bbbbone"


Who knew George Thorogood had a dog?

[Soccerman]

I hate to sound like I don't know what I'm doing, but I can't see the picture. Anyone have any suggestions? What's up with THAT?

IGNORE THE ABOVE MESSAGE...WEBSITE IS LISTED AS "QUESTIONABLE" BY MY COMPANY AND IT IS BLOCKED. WAY TO GO, TY!

[Peter]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg
Damnit I hate those hangovers.

[Soccerman]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg

Tonight, on the E! True Hollywood Story: Clifford the Big Red Dog had it all, but his only son couldn't handle the fame that came with being a celebrity's pup. We explore Cliff Jr's downfall from the heights of celebrity gravy-training to the depths of the city pound, including his brush with freeway traffic.

[Rogue]

When does voting start?

[JBond]

How bout now

I vote for Rogue

[thebtskink]

Soccerman.

[Hobbit Girl]

While Rogue's was good, I think she missed an obvious b!tch joke, so I am going to have to go for MaxRocktanski

[TyRoss]

Jibbs

[Peter]

Headhunter

[pixiness]

My vote: Soccerman

Score Update

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[Soccerman]

Hey, Pixi, is that before this current vote, or does it include this current vote?

Oh, and BTW, thanks for doing the lists as often as you do...they are getting looooongeeeerrrrrrrrr.....!

[S.A.M.G.]

Soccerman

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Soccerman
Hey, Pixi, is that before this current vote, or does it include this current vote?

Oh, and BTW, thanks for doing the lists as often as you do...they are getting looooongeeeerrrrrrrrr.....!

It doesn't include this vote... I won't update that until we have a declared winner...

It's no problem to update - just a simple copy and paste with one edit.

[JBond]

Originally posted by pixiness
It's no problem to update - just a simple copy and paste with one edit.

And I appreciate it ;)

[Soccerman]

So, is this vote, like, over? Or what?

[pixiness]

Originally posted by JBond
And I appreciate it ;)

Thanks... I appreciate you appreciating me :) :p ;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by JBond
And I appreciate it ;) You appreciate her or what she did? ;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by pixiness
Thanks... I appreciate you appreciating me :) :p ;) ooops, sorry JBond, nevermind that I asked....

[JBond]

Um, alright Psylent ;)

Yeah voting is over, you can post one Soccerman

[Psylent]

somehow... I have a feeling he won't be here til a while....

[pixiness]

Yeah he's been in and out a lot lately...

[pixiness]

Score Update

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[Soccerman]

Hey, folks, sorry about that wait.

I'm not really sure what this picture means, but I thought I'd let you folks have a go at it

<img src="http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg">

[TyRoss]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

Thank you to be calling the afghanistan "hot to trot" line. Where the women remain completely covered. My name is Raheed how may I be helping you?

[aeon-death]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

yes, I can see you on the screen. you look just like usamma bin, we could definitly need you for decoy. And thank you for volunteering.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by aeon-death
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

yes, I can see you on the screen. you look just like usamma bin, we could definitly need you for decoy. And thank you for volunteering. You mean Osoma Bin Ladin?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Psylent
You mean Osoma Bin Ladin?

You mean Osama Bin Laden ;)

[aeon-death]

whatever. I am pretty sure everyone knows who I ment:D

[Psylent]

Originally posted by JBond
You mean Osama Bin Laden ;) Yes...

[Psylent]

Now, let just make sure JBond didn't spell ANYTHING wrong....;)

[Soccerman]

Do we subtract votes for spelling? :confused:

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Soccerman
Do we subtract votes for spelling? :confused: No, but we subtract vote for asking question...

[Soccerman]

Originally posted by Psylent
No, but we subtract vote for asking question...

LOL!:D

[MaxRockatanski]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

Welcome to the sexy receptionist at the Afghan House Live Porn Video Feeds. We are the hottest Afghan girls on the web (now you know why we cover our faces). Feel free to click the interactive button on the right of your screen to select the upskirts and see through shots for more fun viewing.

[DrxLecter]

<img src="http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg">

Full Story on Page 7 (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7805)


(really no need to vote for this since it isn't a real caption, just thought it was funny)

[Hobbit Girl]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

Yes, it is true, Osama is hiding inside my beard. That is not a microphone sticking out it is his cable hook up. Bin Laden is addicted to "Will and Grace"

[Optimus Prime]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

This is photographic of Osama is show that he was made a guest star on a radeo show. But what he doesn't is the nitro onder his set.

[tyler_durden]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

Following the lead of Bill Clinton, Osama Bin Laden starts his own talk show. However it was canceled after two shows and replaced with re-runs of "The Greatest American Hero."

[Soccerman]

OK, I am declaring the voting period open.

Max, you have my vote.

[Godzilla]

TyRoss

[Hobbit Girl]

Tyler for mentioning the best tv show EVER ;)

[TyRoss]

I'll go Durden

[ReelDiva]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tyler_durden
[B]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3834/al-qaeda_telemarketing.jpg

"Yes is this the Carson Daly? Ahhh, good, good. I want to request 'Boys' by the Britney Spears. OOh, that Britney. Osama and I have all of her albums. Thank Ala this cave gets MTV!"

[TyRoss]

More votes peeps.

[pixiness]

I'd vote - but i didn't find any of these THAT funny... Sorry

[TyRoss]

Ok this has been voted on long enough looks like Durden wins with just 2 votes.

Post it Tyler.

[TyRoss]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Durden?

[TyRoss]

Ok either we need to re-vote or Durden needs to post a pic.

[JBond]

Post one Tyross ;)

[Hobbit Girl]

Rapidly...looooosing...interest.....

[TyRoss]

Seeing as Mr Durden is not around I will post a pick (hey it was Bonds suggestion and it's his thread). Thanks to Godzilla for finding this one.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Seeing as Mr Durden is not around I will post a pick (hey it was Bonds suggestion and it's his thread). Thanks to Godzilla for finding this one.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

Superman - Now cough, DAMMIT!

[Nilade]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg


After the pain became unbearble, General Zod realized that the growth on his back was not a mere wart, but was in fact Superman.

[MovieFreak]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

The new superman teaser photo shows that, superman can still kick peoples ass and be conctiapated at the same time.

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

Look Zod, you can squeeze my nuts as hard as you like, but remember, I am the man of steel, I..........CAN...................TAKE............. ....IT......................UUURRRRRRRRRgggggghh

[JBond]

Oh man, Tardumb and Nilade get mad laughs!

[todd philip]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg


LOOKS LIKE SUPERMAN FOUND HIMSELF A CELL B*TCH!!!

superman "OH GENERAL ZOD, YOU FEEL SO GOOD!!!"

gen zod " OW, OW, OW, DAMN YOU SUPERMAN FOR NOT USEING A LUBRICATION!!!!"

[tyler_durden]

I will update this for Pixie. I apologize for not being around, but I was in the process of buying a house.

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[tyler_durden]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

General Zod: Now, Superman, that choke hold just doesn't work for me. The forhead just isn't a good place to try to choke someone.

Superman: Oh, sorry. How about this....

General Zod: ....*gasp*....much.....better......*gasp*.......

[HeadHunter]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

After ripping Zod's head off and getting blood all over him suit superman says:

"Well THATS just Zod's law"

[Longshanks]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

"..Look, I'm telling you, DON'T struggle, you're only making this more difficult!......MAN that's stuck in deep!!! ...Jeez, next time look before you sit down suddenly in the Stalagmite Room ok? ....Right, after 3 and brace yourself........1....2...."

[tyler_durden]

It's probably safe to start the voting: Longshanks.

[MaxRockatanski]

Nilade

[Hobbit Girl]

Nilade

[JBond]

Nilade

[HeadHunter]

I vote Max

[Peter]

Tardumb

[Knerys]

longshanks

[TyRoss]

Tardumb

[Nilade]

Max

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
Oh man, Tardumb and Nilade get mad laughs!

Why are you mad?:confused:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Why are you mad?:confused:

They discontined my flavor of Pringles

[Hobbit Girl]

what flavor was that?

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
They discontined my flavor of Pringles

Sucks to be you!

.....

Wait, that was my favorite flavor too, DOH! :mad:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
what flavor was that?

Pickles and Horshradish.

[Hobbit Girl]

That was my favorite toooo! :( :( :eek: :( :mad:

[Nilade]

So, umm... any winner? I would really love to win this, because I've never one a best caption... oh, so close... but... never... won...

[JBond]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
That was my favorite toooo! :( :( :eek: :( :mad:

We should start a petition.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Nilade
So, umm... any winner? I would really love to win this, because I've never one a best caption... oh, so close... but... never... won...

You have three votes, but lots of others have two, let's give it a little more time.

Any more votes?

[thebtskink]

Nilade, and it's not just a pity vote.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Nilade
So, umm... any winner? I would really love to win this, because I've never one a best caption... oh, so close... but... never... won... I never had a vote!!;)

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by JBond
We should start a petition. everyone sign a pringle and send it to the pringle factory

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
everyone sign a pringle and send it to the pringle factory

thats a waste of a good pringle..........plus i dodnt think my will survive the country to country postal service

[JBond]

Ok Nilade, congrats, you can post the next pic.

[Kris Hodgson]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by longshanks
[B]http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg

I know that the winner has been anounced for this one, but I can't resist:
"In other news, Superman is the proud papa of a bouncing baby Zod"

[Nilade]

Thank you all for choosing me! This is the first time I have won, I am so happy! I would like to thank my Mom and Dad (God bless their souls), my sister, all my friends, my fellow posters, and most of all, these guys, without whom this wouldn't have been possible, and are also the caption for the next post (some might know who they are already, but I just wanted to give them new life)...

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Nilade
Thank you all for choosing me! This is the first time I have won, I am so happy! I would like to thank my Mom and Dad (God bless their souls), my sister, all my friends, my fellow posters, and most of all, these guys, without whom this wouldn't have been possible, and are also the caption for the next post (some might know who they are already, but I just wanted to give them new life)...

http://www.starwarscampers.com/articles/yatta.shtm/yatta.jpg
dude the pic doesn't work

[TyRoss]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

In a strange twist of fate all these men were embarrassed to death moments after this photo was taken.

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

Sign up for the new martial art of synchonised karateoke, we`ll make a real man out of you.

[Knerys]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

Victoria's darkest secret....

[Nilade]

Originally posted by Knerys


Victoria's darkest secret....

HAHAHA!! :D

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Nilade
HAHAHA!! :D Hey, can I count that as a vote?:D

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

Men: OOOOOh

Prime: Run for it, It's the attack of the gays?!?!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Knerys

"Pssst......We have a secret."
:D

[tyler_durden]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

Ladies and Gentleman! We at ComingSoon! are proud to present......THE NEW VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

Next on behind the music: They had fame, they had fortune, they seemed to be on top of the world. Little did anyone know they would be the last boy band - ever. The Flaming Fig Leaves.

[slinger]

Before you die you see....


http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

[JBond]

I vote slinger

[Nilade]

Knerys tickled my funnybone.

[Knerys]

Slinger

[Chicklet]

I vote for knery

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.starwarscampers.com/images/other/yatta.jpg

"Next on Happy Happy Sparkle Joy Fun Hour: Tea Time in the Garden of Eden"

[Tardumb]

max

[Oj]

Slinger

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
"Next on Happy Happy Sparkle Joy Fun Hour: Tea Time in the Garden of Eden" I so completely don't know what the hell this means. Was I high or something?

[HeadHunter]

I dont know you wrote it....you must have been high

I vote Slinger

You know you are never really disturbed by Yatta till you see the music video :evil:

[S.A.M.G.]

Slinger

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
I so completely don't know what the hell this means. Was I high or something?

I dunno but I kinda like it.

Hobbit Girl

[Iben]

Slinger

[slinger]

About damn time I won again. That's assuming voting is over ;)

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

[JBond]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

Gretzky and Gretzky face off, it's Gretzky with the puck! He passes to Gretzky, it's Gretzky, BACK to Gretzky, Gretzky goes to shoot!!...it's STOLEN by Gretzky!!!!

[TyRoss]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

Failed acts for the Ice Capades.

[Chicklet]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

Attack of the Clones!

[Tardumb]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

With the real players on strike, and no uniforms for the replacements, the team had to make a pitstop at footlocker before the game.

[Nilade]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg
I'm Wayne Gretzkey,
Yes I'm the real Gretzkey.
All the other fake Gretzkeys
you can just forgetzkey.
Will the real Wayne Gretzkey
please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up...

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

The Gretzky family reunion turns to a free for all when someone tells Aunt Hazel her jell-o mold is as hard as a hockey puck

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 7 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
Nilade 1 win

[pixiness]

My vote goes to Nilade on this one... I don't think anyone's gonna top it

[HeadHunter]

http://www.tsn.ca/photo_gallery/images/09-OCT-02_20021010/gallery6_1694.jpg

"They thought they had only cloned a sheep till Wayne Gretzky walked onto the ice"

[S.A.M.G.]

Chicklet beat me to my idea, so gets my vote.

[JBond]

Tardumb!

[tyler_durden]

Nilade gets my vote on this one.

[MaxRockatanski]

Pixi gets my vote

[Chicklet]

I guess it would be unfair to vote for yourself, so, I vote for Nilade!

[slinger]

Nilade and his 'forgetzky' caption.

[TyRoss]

Hobbit Girl... sorry but I can just envision the face off with the jell-o mold.

[Tardumb]

Jibbs...everyone's heard something like it, but hey, it's still pretty funny.

[Hobbit Girl]

Nilade

[MaxRockatanski]

Was going to edit my previous post, then thought that would be unfair. BUT, why did I vote Pixi when she didn`t actually post a caption? Probably because I was on drugs or in an alcohol induced stupour! I meant to vote for Hobbit Girl, so being as Pixi didn`t enter, I am changing my vote.


HG for me

[Hobbit Girl]

I guess all us girls look alike

[MaxRockatanski]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
I guess all us girls look alike

Once the alcohol kicks in, what`s one blonde among friends?

[Hobbit Girl]

I am a tiny little blonde though

[HeadHunter]

Hobbit Girl gets the vote of me

[MaxRockatanski]

Time to count the votes and get a new pic.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by MaxRockatanski
Time to count the votes and get a new pic.

HUH :confused: :confused:

[tyler_durden]

Nilade wins, so post a pic.

Nilade: 5
Hobbit Girl: 3
Chicklet: 1
Tardumb: 1
JBond: 1

[Nilade]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

[TyRoss]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

Having wasted a promising acting carreer Screwy Squirrel turns to coke to try and find some meaning left in his life. Not knowing the terrible road he's in store for.

[Oxide]

Originally posted by Nilade
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

Chip said this was a good high. I don't see whats good about it.

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by TyRoss

Having wasted a promising acting carreer Screwy Squirrel turns to coke to try and find some meaning left in his life. Not knowing the terrible road he's in store for. LOL!

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

You'd be nuts not to try new Acorn Coke.

[JBond]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

Guy in Coca-cola advertising: What about the chipmunk population?

[slinger]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

What you don't see is the kid who's eyes that were gouged out by the squirrel who wanted the addicting Coke.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

Squirrel: Ya ****ing humans thought it would be so cute to glue my little face to this straw. If I ever get free, you are all going to pay. Ever heard of the black death. Bwahahaha! Oww, the glue pulls my fur when I laugh. ****ing humans.

[Knerys]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg In a national taste tests chipmunks perfered Coke to Pepsi 3 to 1.

[JBond]

Nice

[Knerys]

I try.

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

But Nutkin, who had no respect, began to dance up and down, tickling old Mr. Brown with a nettle and singing -
"Old Mr. B! Riddle-me-ree!
Hitty Pitty within the wall,
Hitty Pitty without the wall;
If you touch Hitty Pitty,
Hitty Pitty will bite you!"



The truth behind Squirrel Nutkins mad ravings at Old Brown Owl, Beatrix Potter was high on coke at the time of writing.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg

OMG its animal farm all over again

[Michael]

Wow...it's been quite awhile since I've been here but I'm back to temporarily re-claim the title of "Best Captionist". I'm gonna give this one a shot.



[B]http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-32.jpg


Impressed, eh?! I go pee pee standing like this too!

[Nilade]

Hobbit Girl.

[MaxRockatanski]

If I can`t vote for me, I vote Hobbit Girl

[Hobbit Girl]

Max, because it was WAY bizarre :)

[Knerys]

Hobbit

[Chicklet]

HOBBIT GIRL!!

[MaxRockatanski]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
Max, because it was WAY bizarre :)

Obviously not schooled in the classic tales of Beatrix Potter, mind you, as you can see from the Squirrel Nutkin extract, She was as mad as a hatter at the mad hatters tea party, she was definately on something.

[thebtskink]

S.a.m.g.

Witty as hell

[slinger]

SAMG

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 7 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Nilade 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[pixiness]

I'm not voting this round... so the score update does not reflect this round... when a winner's been determined, I'll update.

[HeadHunter]

Hobbit Girl for sures

[tyler_durden]

My vote goes to Hobbit Girl as well. With that we shall tally up the votes......

Hobbit Girl: 6 (including my vote)
SAMG: 2
Max: 1

[JBond]

Hobbit Girl is our winner

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by JBond
Hobbit Girl is our winner

Thank you Captain Obvious!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Thank you Captain Obvious!

Shut it monkey boy, I said that so she would post a new one ;)

[Tardumb]

*throws banana at Bond*

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

[Tardumb]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Would it be safe to say this kid's a vegetarian?

[Kris Hodgson]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Test screenings for Spiderman 3 don't go so well after the new villain is revealed

[TyRoss]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Name: The Deadly Leaf

Powers: To wilt all produce within his visual range. Immunity to scurvy.

Weaknesses: Dehydration

Fears: Salads

Status: Pathetic

[JBond]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

This guy must be pretty brave to go to school and constantly get teased, lettuce give him a round of applause.

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by JBond
http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

This guy must be pretty brave to go to school and constantly get teased, lettuce give him a round of applause.

(ba-da-chshh)

[Knerys]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg


Universals plans for a alive action Jolly Green Giant were sadly misplaced.

[S.A.M.G.]

Originally posted by Knerys
http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg




Alas poor Lettuce Lady, her superheroing career was cut short thanks to a chance encounter with the Quisinator and his partner in crime Fuzzy the Six-Foot Bunny.

[slinger]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Normally if someone had Thousand Islands salad dressing and in their hair you would tell them so they could remove it. Not this guy. Remember that.

[Alien]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg
The award for the lettuce that looks the most like a human goes to, well that one. 1st prise. :applaud:.

Or we could have.

When the little green men attacked the human race couldn’t fight back out of fits of laughter. :alien:.

[Nilade]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Nostradamus's predictions that, early in the year 2003, Mad Cow Disease would take a backseat to Fu@#ed-Up Lettuce Disorder, to the horror of many, appeared to be coming true.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

early in the 21st century the term green fingerer became outlawed due to the upriseing of the letuce people

[Tardumb]

Start the voting?

Nilade! haha

[Hobbit Girl]

TyRoss

[Alien]

Originally posted by Nilade
http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0902.jpg

Nostradamus's predictions that, early in the year 2003, Mad Cow Disease would take a backseat to Fu@#ed-Up Lettuce Disorder, to the horror of many, appeared to be coming true. Should win.

[Nilade]

Knerys.

[Knerys]

Nilade

[JBond]

I vote Tardumb

[thebtskink]

slinger.

[slinger]

JBond's lame one.

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger
JBond's lame one.

I have to ask, why are you voting for it if it's lame ;)

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
I have to ask, why are you voting for it if it's lame ;)

Homer Simpson: So lame that it's ...cool?

Maybe lame wasn't the right word.

[Tardumb]

So, Nilade has 3 and like 5 people have 1...

[JBond]

Sounds about right, anymore votes?

[Nilade]

Originally posted by slinger
Homer Simpson: So lame that it's ...cool?

Maybe lame wasn't the right word.

HAHA! You got that from the Homerpalooza episode! I've been walking around like a dork all day at work saying that and then its the first thing I see when I get home! Heehee! :D

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by slinger
JBond's lame one.

I agree...i vote of Jbond too :p

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 7 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Hobbit Girl 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Nilade 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by slinger
Maybe lame wasn't the right word.

No lame was pretty much the perfect word. ;) :p

[Nilade]

Would it be lame for me to post a pic? Or should I wait for more votes?

[HeadHunter]

no ones posted for a bit so i dont know..........who declares the winner....declare it god damn it

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Nilade
Would it be lame for me to post a pic? Or should I wait for more votes?

Post it.

[Alexander JL]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Post it.

Do it now!

lol ;)

[Nilade]

Hope this doesn't offend anyone, don't see why it would, but here goes...
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

[Alien]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg
Is it a bird? Is it a plain? No its, Super Jesus!

[HeadHunter]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

Jesus thought he was safe till he got in the car with the new 20 year old pope

[TyRoss]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

Scenes from the new Disney film: Honey I Shrunk the Savior.

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

You have saved our souls, we are eternally grateful.

[TxFilmMkr]

Originally posted by Nilade
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

Being late for church, and obviously having never seen Space Balls, Jesus ordered his driver to push it to Ludicrous Speed not knowing it's consequences.

[Nilade]

Hahaha! Good luck trying to top Tyross!

[Kris Hodgson]

I agree. I don't care if the voting has started yet. I still vote for TyRoss! Funny shi*!

[JBond]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

"The New Mazda: Hey, Jesus likes it"

[Longshanks]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-41.jpg [/B] Shortly after this pic, Jesus was eaten by a Darwin Fish. The little kid pissing on the Toyota symbol was unavailable for a comment.

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 7 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Hobbit Girl 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Nilade
Hahaha! Good luck trying to top Tyross!

heh...I agreed, until I saw Bond's and laughed...

...but then I scrolled further and saw longshanks's, HAH!

So simple yet so funny...

[TyRoss]

Voting begins now.

I vote JBond.

[thebtskink]

longshanks.

[Peter]

Longshanks

[Iben]

haha! longshanks!

[Chicklet]

TyRoss

[Knerys]

longskanks

[JBond]

Alright, Longshanks wins with the simplest caption ever ;)

Anyone know how long it usually takes him to stop by?

[Knerys]

He usualy comes by ever few days or so.

[HeadHunter]

How long do we give him

[pixiness]

He'll be 'round soon I'm sure... He's kinda like me - not around much on weekends.


TyRoss - 9 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Durden 7 wins
Slinger 7 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Nilade 3 wins
Hobbit Girl 3 wins
Soccerman 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win
longshanks 1 win

Incidentally, my vote would have gone to hobbitgirl

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by pixiness
He'll be 'round soon I'm sure... He's kinda like me - not around much on weekends.


bit like me then too

[TyRoss]

In the meantime why don't we all have some s'mores and watch Pixi.

[Nilade]

They have S'mors Cereal out now too. I'll mix mine with Raisen Bran.

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by pixiness


Incidentally, my vote would have gone to hobbitgirl Hey, thanks, Pixi :)

[Laterose]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/1-118.htm [/B]

Let the captions begin...

[TyRoss]

a) it's not your turn to post a pic you have to win a caption first. We wait for longshanks.

b) your pic doesn't work anyways

[Longshanks]

HUH!?! I WON!?!? - WOW! (I can't even remember what my last post was :confused: )

Sorry, haven't checked this thread recently, I'll get right on a pic for you :)

[Longshanks]

OK - after much searching I've found this one - more weird than funny, but I like it - do your worst.

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg

[Peter]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg
So what's for dinner?

[Oxide]

And yet another one who decided to touch the meteor.

(Refering to the movie Creepshow)

[Nilade]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg

Okay, so maybe the grass is greener on the other side, but this is ridiculous!

[thebtskink]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg [/B]

Josh had planned the evening perfectly. It was a to be a nice candlelight dinner in the woods with some wine, and he was determined to wait for his date. Sadly, she never showed up. That was 18 years ago.

[TxFilmMkr]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg

Arriving home late and seeing his wife still waiting up with a cold dinner, The Swamp Thing was mortified when he suddenly remembered he'd once again forgotten his anniversary.

[TyRoss]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg

The Jolly Green Giants "Ho ho ho"

[Tardumb]

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-121.jpg

Moooom, there's some kind of weird..green stuff growing on Billyyy!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Tardumb


Moooom, there's some kind of weird..fungus growing on Billyyy!

It's algae, you ignoramus! :D

[Tardumb]

Wha-wha-what are you talking about? ;)

[Longshanks]

Ha ha! - my vote's going to TxFilmMkr so far :D

[Nilade]

I vote Tyyyyyyyyyy... ROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[HeadHunter]

mine goes to TX

[JBond]

Skink! Since mine was going to be very similar and now I won't make one.

[Peter]

Tardumb