Best Caption

[MovieDudeGuy]

Good point, tyler. I only voted because of Godzilla, who Ihad a feeling might like it;)...

Anyway, in that case, I'll wait to the end to cast my vote, which I'm actually rethinking... (although slinger, yours was ROTFLOL

[TyRoss]

S.A.M.G.

[MovieDudeGuy]

Optimus Prime!

[slinger]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Optimus Prime!

Thank you Tyler and MDG.

[MovieDudeGuy]

Sorry for not voting for u, slinger. Plz don't take it personally.

[slinger]

No I don't take it personally. ;)

[tyler_durden]

I vote MovieDudeGuy.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by slinger


Thank you Tyler and MDG.

What are you thanking me for, just out of curiousity?

[slinger]

Originally posted by tyler_durden


What are you thanking me for, just out of curiousity?

You told MDG to not vote for me right away.

[MovieDudeGuy]

sorry slinger. I didn't want you to take it personaly.:( Your's was hillarious, and to be honest, examing the joke, my vote's changed back to you.

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
sorry slinger. I didn't want you to take it personaly.:( Your's was hillarious, and to be honest, examing the joke, my vote's changed back to you.

Darn it I'll never win one at this rate.:(

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Good point, tyler. I only voted because of Godzilla, who Ihad a feeling might like it;)...

Anyway, in that case, I'll wait to the end to cast my vote, which I'm actually rethinking... (although slinger, yours was ROTFLOL

Bastard!:mad:

I voted because MDG's made me role on the floor. My vote's still MovieDudeGuy.

[MovieDudeGuy]

Everyone's getting mad at me:( ;) :D

[tyler_durden]

We need to get a new picture up. So, MovieDudeGuy wins. Post a pic MDG!

Final Vote Tally

MovieDudeGuy: 2
S.A.M.G.: 1
Slinger: 1

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

[HeadHunter]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

"Anyone seen My cork"

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

I don't know if you know this but I already posted this picture.

:p

"Godzilla's half brother half brother discovers his powers are a little different than his big bros."

[TyRoss]

Yep still waiting for the new pic.

[HeadHunter]

Typical

[Iben]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
Typical hehe :p :D

[tyler_durden]

We were just talking about this pic on the last page as well.

[tyler_durden]

MDG, where are you man?

[tyler_durden]

MDG - this is your daily reminder that we need a new pic man!

Should we move on without him? If so, who should post a new pic?

[TyRoss]

Hmmmm both SAMG and Slinger both got 1 vote. Either of them or since it's a tie maybe Jibbs since he is the creator of the thread.

[slinger]

I say SAMG should post, but let MDG get the win.

[Godzilla]

Maybe someone should PM MDG.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by slinger
I say SAMG should post, but let MDG get the win.

That sounds like a good idea to me. I don't think that MDG has even been in the last couple of days.

[tyler_durden]

Someone needs to post a pic, unless everyone is tired of this game.

[JBond]

I'll post one soon.

[Scarlet spidey]

http://angstindustries.com/images/domo-kun-beer.jpg

[Caroline]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg
...after a couple quick calls from his agent, Wilford Brimley did get work after all

[JBond]

Here, lets use this one, since I said I would do one:

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

[Tardumb]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

JBond in... "Mid-Life Crisis"

[bbf2]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

"I swear to you that my taste in fruity cereal has nothing to do with my sexual orientation."

[Psylent]

My vote goes to bbf2!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Psylent
My vote goes to bbf2!

Hey give it some time, I just posted the picture ;)

[Psylent]

I'm impatient...;)

[Knerys]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

The ultimate breakfast dilehma: Marshmallos or Sugar Coated frakes.

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by Knerys
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

seconds later, the Fruity Flakes took offense at something the Marshmellow Mateys said and in the melee, Dad's eyes were scratched out

[TyRoss]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

For unknown reasons the "Old Chubby Guy" ad campaign didn't quite work the way Mashmallow Mateys wanted it to.

[tyler_durden]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

Try my new diet. Eat all the sugar coated cereal you can get your hands on. You will be amazed at how hyper....um....I mean how much energy you will have! Then you can excercise for hours and lose all the weight that you gain from the cereal....um....I mean all those "extra pounds" you don't want.

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win

[MaxRockatanski]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

Just look what these yummy thingys can really do for you!

[Olorin]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

Ernest always wondered why no one ever had him become a mascot for a cereal. I mean, Marshmallow Matey is just a kangaroo! There are thousands of Kangaroos in zoos and Australias across the globe, but how many Computer Engineers with degrees in Political Science were there? Ernest just didn't understand.

[tyler_durden]

Okay, this pic has been up for a day and a half now, time to vote! SAYS ME!!!

I vote Tardumb!!! (you gotta vote for the guy who takes a cheap shot at another poster, especially when that poster is JBond ;) )

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
Okay, this pic has been up for a day and a half now, time to vote! SAYS ME!!!

I vote Tardumb!!! (you gotta vote for the guy who takes a cheap shot at another poster, especially when that poster is JBond ;) )

Woohoo!

And I'm not scared, Jibbs can't do anything about it!

(wi-CRACK)

[pixiness]

bbf2

[JBond]

Olorin

[HeadHunter]

BBF2

[Optimus Prime]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3830/dad_defends.jpg

What am I doing here, with me food.

[TyRoss]

Tardumb

[Knerys]

Tardumb

[tyler_durden]

don't forget to vote, y'all!

[Godzilla]

Tardumb

[Iben]

LOL!..Tardumb.

[HeadHunter]

Tardumb

[MaxRockatanski]

TyRoss

[Scarlet spidey]

:(
Did I miss something or a I so dis liked here where the pic I posted is just ignored:(

[TyRoss]

You must win to post the new pic.

[Scarlet spidey]

I see:(

[pixiness]

Don't be sad... it's nothing personal... Give a try at a caption this round, and if you win, you'll get to post the next one :)

[Tardumb]

So when does voting end?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
So when does voting end?

You won, you can go.

[Tardumb]

Great, my first win. I'll post one tonight.

[Hank Scorpio]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Great, my first win. I'll post one tonight.

You better keep your promise. If you don't do it then I'll be taking your lunch money.

[HeadHunter]

so where si te image

[tyler_durden]

We need a new picture!

[Tardumb]

Yeah, well I was working on that last night, asked rOb to host a certain pic, I sent it to him, he said ok but then never told me if it was hosted or not?! He just went on away...?

[MovieDudeGuy]

NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! EVERBODY! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION! NEW CAPTION!

Tardumb: FOR THE LOVE OF *****ING GOD, SHUT UP!!!!!!

MOvieDudeGuy: sorry ( sniff)

[Hank Scorpio]

Hmm, I don't know who to blame for the lack of a pic. Who shall I blame, rOb or Tardumb?

[Hobbit Girl]

Blame them both

[Godzilla]

Someone should PM rOb or something.

[MovieDudeGuy]

I'm BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDD. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S BRIGHT AND NICE TO LOOK AT, NEW CAPTION!

Am I being melodramatic? I think not!:D

[rObix]

blame tardumb....its been uploaded...

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

[Hank Scorpio]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Man, if I was on the Batcopter I would totally take of this shark with some Bat Shark Repelent.

[JBond]

Hmm, that one looks familiar ;)

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Human, the other other white meat.

[PlayingGod]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Guy:Holy ****!!!! Pull Up, Pull Up!!!!

* A Few Minutes Later*

Shark:Mmm... Humans; Soft, Pink And Tasted Just Like Tuna... Mmm...

[rObix]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg
shark: dun uh.

guy: we're gonna need a bigger helicoptor!

[JBond]

Don't try to fool the censors, PG :rolleyes:

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by JBond
Don't try to fool the censors, PG :rolleyes:


CURSES!!!!

[MovieDudeGuy]

silly PG, shet is for me! And speaking of shet, I gotta go

[PlayingGod]

Cya

[Godzilla]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg [/B]

Steven Spielberg dropped the idea of Jurassic Park 4 in order to do Jaws 5. They started filming today. Luckily, ComingSoon.net was able to get this snap shot of JAWS V: LEARNING TO FLY.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

...and up till now they thought it had been a kid with a rubber fin

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg


mmmmm, looks like one filling, two to come out and I`m gonna have to root canal that big molar at the back.

OR

Walter`s new job as a shark dentist was a little more intimidating than they had him believe at the interview.

OR

No on likes it when you tell them they have halitosis.

[Caroline]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg
When Jerry, called his neavy seal buddy old chum, he couldn't have been more right

[bbf2]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Tim Burton's "re-imagining" of Free Willy ended in disaster.

[MovieDudeGuy]

LOL bbf2! HAHAHA!

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

In the helicopter, Dr. Evil yells, "Goodbye, Mr. Powers...hey, wait! That shark is supposed to have a frikking laser on its head! Throw me a bone, people!"

[TyRoss]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Guy on ladder: Ummmmm nice fishie???

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
LOL bbf2! HAHAHA! I have to agree!:D

Nice on bbf2.

[Tardumb]

hahahaha! my vote goes to rOb!

And when I saw this I wasn't sure if it was real or not, cuz Jibbs said there was a little article with it too. About some marines in training down on the coast of South Africa, but damn, how in the world...It seems that shark would of snatched him from that shot.

Personally, I probably would've had a heart attack had a great white jumped at me like that...

[bbf2]

It's not real.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/shark.htm

[MovieDudeGuy]

That's what I figured, but does it matter? The picture's still funny as hell!:D And believe me, people getting tortured for killing others is funny! Heeheehee!

[tyler_durden]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Extreme fishing.

[JBond]

Originally posted by bbf2
It's not real.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/shark.htm

Well crap.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond


Well crap.

You mean you want a shark jumping out of the water and the piss out of some guy on a ladder?:p

[MovieDudeGuy]

Of course we don't Godzilla, we're better than that. Now, to call my mother and finish baking an apple pie, and after that, I'm off to frolicking in the forest...;)

[Tardumb]

I think voting can begin now, vote again if you already did...

[JBond]

bbf2!

[Tardumb]

There were a few good ones this time. bbf2, Max, Headhunter, tyler, but the funniest to me was none other than rObix.

[TyRoss]

I laughed for a while at Carolines.

[Optimus Prime]

I hope I'm not to late...
http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg

Man: Pull me up! Pull me UP!!!

Shark: Let him Down, Let him Down!

[PlayingGod]

Mine Are Never Funny...:( Damn You Crap For A Imagination !! :mad:

[Hank Scorpio]

I vote for bbf2.

[Godzilla]

I thought rObix's was the best untel then bbf2 hit it right on the money.

I vote bbf2!

[Knerys]

rOb

[HeadHunter]

I vote for TYLer

[Optimus Prime]

I'll vote for bbf2

[MovieDudeGuy]

FOr the record, bbf2!

[tyler_durden]

Gotta go with Hobbit Girl.

[Psylent]

http://www.nofx.com/user/robix/yikes.jpg When I ordered sushi, I didn't mean for this...


by the way, my vote goes to bbf2 again.

[bbf2]

Can I just post one now?

[Hank Scorpio]

Yeah, but you better hurry.

[Hank Scorpio]

See everyone in an hour.

[bbf2]

This I just thought was weird.

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

[Hank Scorpio]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

I shall now enter the NHL and regain a title that is rightfully mine, "The Great One".

[slinger]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

The Red Wings acquire yet another player over 35.

[Caroline]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg
it didnt take much to decide who was going to win in overtime

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

John Paul was very pleased with his new "Hand of God" putter, he just wished he could get back out on the course to use it.

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

The priest introduces his new "method" of handling molesting priests.

[Psylent]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

The movies can always teach us something...I'm afraid if I bless this stick, I'll end up like the priest in Dogma.

[JBond]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

Sure he was old, but millions came from near and far to see the Pope's famous air guitar.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Psylent
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

The movies can always teach us something...I'm afraid if I bless this stick, I'll end up like the priest in Dogma.

Dude! That movie was the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic!:D

[JBond]

Mine too

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Dude! That movie was the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic!:D That's why I post it.;) :D

[Wood]

doh...

[Olorin]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

Announcer: Welcome back to the Pope ImProv Sermon Show! Today's topic: Scripture in application to HOCKEY!
John Paul: *looks at the hockey stick* ... *frowns and wipes away his cold sweat* ... And ... uh ... on the -uh- eighth day, God said ... *takes a drink from the water bottle and sighs real deep when screwing the lid back on* ... "Let there be ... Canada." And there was Canada, with it's hockey and ... beer ... and the Lord saw that it was good, and it was. Now the lesson in this is that ... uh ... beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy. Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
Announcer: True dat. *swigs*

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

The pope demonstrates the new XTReME way of passing out communion wafers.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

I bless this stick in the name of god, the sun and the holy spirit and i also announce my retirement as pope to start my boyhood dream of playing in an NFL playoff

[S.A.M.G.]

Welcome back to the Fox wrapup of the 26th winter olympic games. In hockey news, the vatican city team suffered a tough 11-0 loss to luxemberg when his holiness the pope, defenseman, was sent to the penalty box six times for unsportsmanlike conduct. When asked about it afterward, the pope said "That ref, I'm gonna excommunicate his lousy ass and senda him to hell."

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

So this is what they call a hockey puck. What it's a stick, I need peaple to tell me these things.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

After witnessing the come backs of Mario Lemeaux (sp?) and Micheal Jordan, the pope decides to lace up his skates to renew his hockey career with the Detroit Redwings.

Unfortunately, this was also the last picture ever taken of the pope. In his first scrimmage he was killed by an octupus that was thrown and latched onto his forehead, suffocating him before anyone could assist him.

[TyRoss]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

Akemy emay laypay ikelay etzkygray

[MovieDudeGuy]

May I start the voting with Hobbit Girl?

[MaxRockatanski]

I can`t vote me, so I vote for Hobbit Girl too

[JBond]

I vote Hobbit Girl

[MovieDudeGuy]

I sense a winner already.

[Knerys]

Hobbit

[Hank Scorpio]

I gotta go with Hobbit Girl too.

[Optimus Prime]

I'm going with HH

[S.A.M.G.]

I'll say HH

[Godzilla]

I'll go Headhunter also.

[Longshanks]

http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg

...Well yes, certainly it's simpler than the cross, more modern and everything - but do you think it'll still keep the vampires off?

[JPL]

Hobbit's was funny. :)

[Peter]

My vote goes to Tyross

[HeadHunter]

As much as i luv my own quote.......i cant vote me.........so my vote goes to the Hobbit too

[bbf2]

HH

[Link]

Originally posted by longshanks
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport6.jpg


After the whole child molesting deal The Pope finally announced the defense system for children in Church.

[Tardumb]

Olorin's was good, but I think Hobbit Girl takes the cake on this one.

[MovieDudeGuy]

Link, that's an awful lot like mine...;)

[slinger]

Hobbit Girl.

[Hobbit Girl]

Longshanks

[Longshanks]

Hobbit Girl :D

[Iben]

another one for Hobbit Girl

[Hobbit Girl]

Should I just assume i won? I got the most votes and I have to leave until really late tonight. I already have a picture. Should I just post it?

[Hobbit Girl]

well, I'll post the picture that I got in my email, because it is funny, and if you guys chose me as a winner, you can caption it. Thanks to the anonymous mailer who sent it to me.



http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

[TyRoss]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

And now live for your entertainment. Kevin Costner and the Boss Hogg Band.

[Link]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

Reporter:It seems Al Capone has just launched his solo record "3rd Base" oh what's that? We just got word that the Pianist is reaching for his gun......what's he doing? NO!

*Boom*

Reporter:POLICE POLICE! THERE'S BEEN A SUICIDE!

[Longshanks]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

In the early days of Punk, Bruce Willis and his backing band 'The Dead Kennedys' went to some extremes to publicize their music, but unfortunately their most famous stunt went dreadfully wrong when they tried to promote their latest single - "I Shot JFK, Whaddya Gonna Do About It?" .

The stress of this event was to lead to Wilis later losing his hair...a tragic loss.

[Hobbit Girl]

I've been waiting for the first Dead Kennedys joke :)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Hobbit Girl
I've been waiting for the first Dead Kennedys joke :)

Glad to have been of service then ;)

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

Here's a screenshot from the new musical Chicago

[Godzilla]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

Before they hit it big, the Three Stooges had a number of jobs in the entertainment industry. Here they are in their big concert. But the concert turned ugly when Curly jabbed Moe in the ribs with his guitar and thus began an extreamly violent uproar between the member. And so thier now famous career begins...

[Hank Scorpio]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

This week on Geraldo, a startling picture surfaces which answers the real reason Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald. With this photograph and other evidence to support the story it is now clear that Jack Ruby was mad at Oswald for kicking him out of their old band. This picture was taken at the Fiman Bar Mitzvah just seconds before Ruby was forced to leave the band forever.

[slinger]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

If you play their music backwards it tells who really shot JFK.

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

Luke Perry wasn`t cutting it after 90210. El Mariachi just had to take him out.

[bbf2]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

Jack Ruby: What do you mean he was the guy who shot JFK? I just killed him because of his singing!

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg
Here is the strangest thing you'll ever see. Jbond, Robix, and Frizzo as a band. There not online!?!?!?

[pixiness]

http://www.eliteentertainment.net/weirdpictures/img/doc-oswaldrocksmike.jpg

"Went to a party in the county jail -
The Mafia and CIA both paid my bail -
The man on the grassy knoll said 'Don't you talk' -
I yelled out I was framed and so they let me walk -

Let's rock - Do the Kennedy rock - The president's outlined in chalk, because we're all doing the Kennedy rock"

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[Tardumb]

Hey now, pixi, you're forgetting someone..

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by pixiness
"Went to a party in the county jail -
The Mafia and CIA both paid my bail -
The man on the grassy knoll said 'Don't you talk' -
I yelled out I was framed and so they let me walk -

Let's rock - Do the Kennedy rock - The president's outlined in chalk, because we're all doing the Kennedy rock" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Hey now, pixi, you're forgetting someone..

Sorry - I KNEW I was trying to update too many names at once.

Thanks for pointing it out so it could be fixed.

[TyRoss]

Voting Begins: I say Pixi

[Hank Scorpio]

I vote for pixiness as well.

[TyRoss]

Ok votings over Pixi wins........ whattya mean it has to be open more than an hour.... dammit.;) :p :D

[tyler_durden]

I vote Pixi as well.

[Hobbit Girl]

Pixi

[Tardumb]

hahaha...Pixi, definitely...

[pixiness]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[TyRoss]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

Yes my little hand puppet first we will advertise ourselves by being the CS caption pic. Then we shall take over their puny minds with your evil hypno lips. Muhuhahahahahahahaha.

[Godzilla]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Tryouts for South Park the Live Action Movie began today, so fare these two are the front runners for Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat.

[Hank Scorpio]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

Hello kids, this is my wife Righty, the only woman willing to have sex with me.

[JBond]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

"I went through incredible emotional and physical pain in my years in Vietnam where I lost my hand in battle, but none of that is going to compare to when I find that jackass prosthetic doctor!"

[S.A.M.G.]

Originally posted by JBond
http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg



"Say hello to my little friend"

[Knerys]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

Jim Henson's early days...

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

These little dolls are so cute, coochy coochy coo..................shall I take my hand out of your butt now?

[Olorin]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

Phil the puppeteer: Why didn't Mr. Rogers accept us, Dorris? *sniffs and pauses* Oh don't cry... here... *puts the puppet on* ... you like that? Oooh, you like being naughty don't you?

Mr. Rogers: *Watches Phil's act lustily* Oooh, hello there neighbor!

[Caroline]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg
...the things james taylor has to do for an audience

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

"Help, this man is touching me in my special area."

[Olorin]

I vote Caroline for mentioning James Taylor! Hilarity!:D

[tyler_durden]

http://www.funnycaptions.com/pics/stern.jpg

Moments later this man was mauled by a group of pit bulls. It seems the owner of the animals was upset after the puppeteer offered to stick his hand up the man's butt and make him part of the act. The puppet, however, was unharmed.

[tyler_durden]

I vote JBond.

[Godzilla]

Hank Scorpio.

[pixiness]

SAMG

[TyRoss]

Jibbs, hands down the funniest caption we've had in ages.

[Hank Scorpio]

Olorin

[S.A.M.G.]

Jbond

[Hobbit Girl]

JBond

[JBond]

I vote Olorin

[MovieDudeGuy]

Hobbit Girl

[Knerys]

SAMG

[Link]

Olorin

[pixiness]

Jibbs has a narrow lead on Olorin --- should I wait for more votes?

[TyRoss]

Naw we've been voting for like 3 days now.

[pixiness]

And Jibbs makes it to the elite Second Eschelon - way to go big guy!

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Pixi 7 wins
JBond 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 4 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 2 wins
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win
MovieDudeGuy 1 win
rObix 1 win
Tardumb 1 win

[JBond]

Yay! I'll try to get a picture soon.

[pixiness]

IS THIS what you call soon :D :p

[tyler_durden]

I was gone all weekend and I expected there to be another round done with before I returned. Man Bond is slow...;) :p

[JBond]

Here I'll give a chance to be creative.

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

[Hank Scorpio]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Bush: Okay, first order of business. I want to institute a plan to have my name tent changed from "The President" to "El Presidente". All in favor, say Yee-Haw!

[Godzilla]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg [/B]

(wispering to Cheney)

Why is the Secritary of State staring at me like that? He doesn't like me does he? I try my best!

(starts crying)

[slinger]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

I can't believe they're out of those tiny mini-marshmellows. Even the coloured ones. I won't be able to get any work done today, Dick, you take over.

[TyRoss]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Man why did I ever choose you as VP all were doing is reminding people of Clinton. I mean Bush and Dick in the white house??? What was I thinking?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by TyRoss
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Man why did I ever choose you as VP all were doing is reminding people of Clinton. I mean Bush and Dick in the white house??? What was I thinking?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[JBond]

Uh yeah, we'll see ;)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond
Uh yeah, we'll see ;)

I thought I said SILENCE underacheiver.:p

[Longshanks]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

"...so you see, all these guys in the Petrolium and Arms industries said to me "George, we can fix the polls in Florida and get ya in, we'll even tell ya what ta say and do, just don't go signin' no Kyoto crap ok?"- so I went "Sure guys! That's damn fine of you!" - and here I am!.
Just one thing Dick - The War Against Terrorism thing, I'm not so sure about it, I mean T.W.A.T! - did we really think this through Dick?"

[Hobbit Girl]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Bush: Dick, do you smell that?

Cheney: He who smelt it, dealt it.

Guy in the back: Hope they can't tell I farted.

[Rogue]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg


Bush: Meet in in the Lincoln Bedroom..10:30.

Cheney: (thinking) Damnit, the things I do for my job!

[MaxRockatanski]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Bush: I can`t hide my feelings for you any longer big boy, I want you now, just bend over the table, and yeah, that`s a presidential order.

[HeadHunter]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

"I did not have marital relations with that man"

[pixiness]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

It's amazing!!!! Mr. Cheney's lips don't move at all! Next, he's gonna drink a glass of water while Georgie sings "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"

[Soccerman]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

Damn it, Colonel North, I told you to keep a low profile on this thing! Now, everyone knows that we are sending weapons from Iran to the Contras! I swear, one of these days I am going to kick your ass! *sigh!* Ok, listen up. Let me tell you exactly what you're going to do to take the heat off of me...!


(Waddya mean, I'm wrong? Look at him! That's George, Senior! I am NOT wrong!!!)

[Optimus Prime]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

We must take action! It's bad enough for him to terrorise our children, but we must destroy that monster.................... BARNEY!!!

[Peter]

Cheney' s thoughts: "Stop babbling god damit"

[TyRoss]

I will begin the voting with one for Hank.

[Hank Scorpio]

Originally posted by TyRoss
I will begin the voting with one for Hank.

Woohoo, in your face Space Coyote!

[slinger]

Originally posted by pixiness
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg

It's amazing!!!! Mr. Cheney's lips don't move at all! Next, he's gonna drink a glass of water while Georgie sings "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"

Okay Robin Williams.

[Peter]

Headhunter

[Hobbit Girl]

Godzilla

[pixiness]

Originally posted by slinger
Okay Robin Williams.


huh?:confused: :confused:

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by slinger
Okay Robin Williams.

WTH??

My vote goes to the one and only TYROSS

[Soccerman]

TyRoss. Definitely TyRoss. Without a doubt TyRoss. I vote for TyRoss.

Did I mention that I thought TyRoss' caption was the best?

[S.A.M.G.]

Pixi

[Rogue]

Ty!

[slinger]

Originally posted by pixiness
huh?:confused: :confused:

Cheney drinking water, lips don't move etc. Very, very similar to a bit from Robin Williams' HBO show. I do remember saying you watched it in the TV forum. Anyway its very similar.

[JBond]

As much as I'd liek to vote for Ty, I've heard that joke many times ;)

I vote Hank.

[Laterose]

Originally posted by pixiness
http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3833/bush_wont_stop_asking.jpg



And if you vote for me, Mr. Janitor, I promise that I won't barf up another pretezel for you to clean up.

[Godzilla]

TyRoss!

[Soccerman]

Is it time to declare a winner yet? Not that I'm impatient or anything...it's just that I've been gone for so long I am anxious to get on with it!:D

[Peter]

I belive Tyross won.

[JBond]

Yeah, you can go Ty.

[Iben]

so what's this thread about again? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
so what's this thread about again? ;)

......get out! ;):p

[Iben]

:p :D

[TyRoss]

Woo hoo.

Try this one on for size.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg