Best Caption

[Hank Scorpio]

Originally posted by pixiness
Pixi 6 wins
Olorin 6 wins
Olorin 1 win - I can't believe this is his FIRST win

Somebody doesn't want to give up a tie for first place. ;)

[Optimus Prime]

Your right Hank. Pixi:rolleyes:

[tyler_durden]

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

Damnit, not only do I have to share my watering hole with the dog, but you people drink here too?!?!?!

[JBond]

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

*Wife walks in*

...Honey, I told you to flush it twice to make sure!

[Tardumb]

Haha! That was hilarious Jibbs...Hell I don't know if voting as started on the last page, too lazy to check...Or if I've voted already, if I have scratch it...My vote goes to JBond

[Hank Scorpio]

Threads slowing down, gotta post.

I vote for Optimus Prime.

[Longshanks]

http://pics2.hotornot.com/pics/HS/HU/GM/KS/KRHMR8SEKECC.jpg

..damn! 15 pints and a curry on the way home...never again...

[tyler_durden]

I vote JBond.

[TyRoss]

Believe it or not I vote Godzilla.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Believe it or not I vote Godzilla.

What's so hard to believe!:mad: :mad: :mad: ;) :mad: :mad: :mad:

I vote pixi!

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
Threads slowing down, gotta post.

I vote for Optimus Prime.

That's one for me. I vote Godzilla.

[JBond]

I vote Optimus Prime

[pixiness]

HOLY CRAP! WELL I'M A MORON! Please don't kill me O-man

Olorin 7 glorious wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Godzilla 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[pixiness]

My vote goes to TyRoss

[Iben]

Godzilla.

[tyler_durden]

Godzilla: 3
JBond: 2
Optimus Prime: 2
Pixi: 1
TyRoss: 1

This vote has gone on long enough, I think. Godzilla is the winner. Post a pic, G-man!:D

[Optimus Prime]

Darn I lost by one again.:(

[pixiness]

Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
TyRoss 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 win
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Knerys 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[Olorin]

Originally posted by pixiness
HOLY CRAP! WELL I'M A MORON! Please don't kill me O-man

Olorin 7 glorious wins


Soldier: General, we have sarcasm in sector 1191!
General: Ignore it...
Soldier: But sir, it is going to impact Olorin in 22 minutes and counting!
General: Soldier, that is a class "Fe-Mal" intercontinental sarcastic missle!
Soldier: "Fe-Mal", sir? ... oh ****...
General: You will obey your orders... let it be...
Soldier: *sobbing softly*
General: All we can do is pray...

(PS - Pixi, I was never pissed in the first place.)

[tyler_durden]

Hey Godzilla, post a pic!

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Olorin


Soldier: General, we have sarcasm in sector 1191!
General: Ignore it...
Soldier: But sir, it is going to impact Olorin in 22 minutes and counting!
General: Soldier, that is a class "Fe-Mal" intercontinental sarcastic missle!
Soldier: "Fe-Mal", sir? ... oh ****...
General: You will obey your orders... let it be...
Soldier: *sobbing softly*
General: All we can do is pray...

(PS - Pixi, I was never pissed in the first place.)


good to know.... it was just a total blonde oversight on my part. I wasn't trying to rob you of your birthright... If I had been I would have kept that uncomfortable win up my ass for 2 long years. ;)

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
Hey Godzilla, post a pic!

Give him some time.

[JBond]

I haven't seen Godzilla in quite a while...

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by JBond
I haven't seen Godzilla in quite a while...

That's what I was thinking. Normally I see him in here while I am posting.

[Godzilla]

I'm here! I'm here! Give me a few minutes first! I don't randomly travel from site to site looking for stupid pictures. I'll have to find one first.

[Godzilla]

Take it! Have fun!

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

[Michael]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

"Dude, that was one super excellent Chalupa."

[JBond]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

"Hey look! I think I'm funny...but I'm not!"

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Man I knew eating Frizzo's home made chili was going to give me gas.

[bbf2]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Through the use of masturful visual effects artists and a complicated computer image manipulation program in which I carefully manage each frame of the image while putting the secondary image on top after cropping, I can make it look like this main is experiencing a painful flaming gas disease of the anus.

Yes, I have a sad life. I've spent the last three years of my life creating this image, and people laugh at it. Why? WHY? It's beautiful art. You'll just see! No artist has ever been respected in his own time! Soon they'll put "Man Farting Flames" next to the Mona Lisa!

[tyler_durden]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

FIRE IN....I mean...FROM THE HOLE!

[TyRoss]

[http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Say hello to the Canadian Navys main artillery unit.

[Olorin]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Seeing rocket-propelled hamsters as the weapon of choice going into the next century, the United States Navy adopts the tactics of shoving a paper tube up a man's rectal cavity, unleashing a hamster up the tube, and igniting the intestinal gases which will propel the hamster nearly 70 miles at speeds up to 400 miles per hour.

The first target? PETA. Why? They objected.

[pixiness]

you read that post from famous last words about the two gay guys didn't you? nice adaptation

[slinger]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

"The cheapest way to get rid of hemeroids."

[Tardumb]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Dad on tour- Holy **** son! Look over there!

Son - He's shooting a flame out his ass...So what?

Dad - No no no...If you look closely, it looks like he has TWO anuses.

Son - Dad, you're silly.

[A+]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg
Ow.

[pixiness]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Jim cursed the way the Navy packaging for hemorroid ointment and lighter fluid were exactly the same

[Olorin]

Originally posted by pixiness
you read that post from famous last words about the two gay guys didn't you? nice adaptation

Yeah, I figured it would be a win-win situation. Those who hadn't read it would think it was a funny idea, and I would benefit. Those who had read it would think they were on the in-side of an inside joke, and I would benefit... ;-)

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Olorin


Yeah, I figured it would be a win-win situation. Those who hadn't read it would think it was a funny idea, and I would benefit. Those who had read it would think they were on the in-side of an inside joke, and I would benefit... ;-)

yeah, well I had heard it and I think it sucked, so there!!!;) :D

[MovieFreak]

Originally posted by slinger
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg


Thats the last time i'll put a match up to by ass when i fart damn that hurt

[Grob]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Who says I need a Coleman Grill? It's marshmellow time!

[tyler_durden]

I think we should start the voting later this afternoon. So if anyone else would like to post a caption, do so before then.

[mrconman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

After his ill-fated camping experience (better known as the grizzly-bear-butt-rape-incident) what once seem a curse quickly became a blessing, as the new shape his rectum had taken afforded him an assortment of amazing and bizzare talents.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by tyler_durden


yeah, well I had heard it and I think it sucked, so there!!!;) :D

Well, there is the obvious downside: being unfunny...

[tyler_durden]

Well, it is afternoon now. So I am going to start the voting. TyRoss. (I did think yours was funny, Olorin. I just liked TyRoss' reference to the Canadian navy. That made me laugh.)

[A+]

bbf2 all the way.

[JBond]

Tardumb

[Tardumb]

Hey, I think that's my second vote EVER in Best Caption, woohoo! Hmm...gotta go with TyRoss...

[TyRoss]

Durden.

[slinger]

Ty Ross for his jab at the fictional Canadian Navy.

[Godzilla]

TyRoss.

[Danzig]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

Cletus, thought he was being patriotic when he proclaimed, that he'd be damned before seeing the next Olympics being held in Red China...before promtly sticking the Olymic torch in his netherregions.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

"Cuz I'm the Rocket Maaaaan...."

[Optimus Prime]

TyRoss

[TyRoss]

Not that I'll be able to post a pic until tonight at this point but... may I assume that I've won????

[A+]

Can't be arsed to check back and I wanna see a new funny pic, so do it!

[TyRoss]

Still waiting for a ruling here... I have a pic in mind can I post it?? Is the round over???

[tyler_durden]

TyRoss: 5
bbf2: 1
Tardumb:1
tyler_durden: 1

Post a pic Ty. You are way out ahead and the voting is over.

[TyRoss]

Hehe found this one a few days ago.

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

[A+]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Guys, I know it's funny but I really think I should see a doctor about this.

[pixiness]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

New from Frizzo Industries... It's the Aqua-erotic-izer!

warning: may not be suitable for boys under 12. Preteens should consult a professional clown before use

[bbf2]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Hi, I'm Billy. I like to do this funny trick with the fountain to distract people from the fact that I have a featureless blob for a face.

[Knerys]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Do you experience frequent loss of bladder control?

Well then, we can't help you, but just be happy you're not this guy!

[JBond]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

The picture wasn't always censored, it was later added by his mother.

[slinger]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

American Pie 3: The Early Years

[Danzig]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

It was at that moment Miss krobowski realized maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have had a fling with that elephant, but damn he was so suave with his circus-like antics of using his trunk to pick up peanuts off the bar.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Urinate, but this kid's a ten ;) (Say it out loud)

[MovieFreak]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

DAMMIT! I knew i shouldnt have accepted that dare to cut the head of my dick off...now i will piss like this for the rest of my life, and i did all this for only $20...DAMN i'm stupid

[Tardumb]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Hey look at me, I'm disgusting!

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

Man I couldn't hold any longer 10 years is how long I can hold it and my Sis still is using the bath room.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

And I thought wet dreams only came in my sleep!

[Olorin]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0822.jpg

X-Men should never, EVER inbreed...

[TyRoss]

Let me start the voting with a vote for Knerys.

[tyler_durden]

I too will cast my vote for Knerys. Though Pixi's was also hilarious!

[tyler_durden]

Don't forget to vote, y'all!

[JBond]

I vote for Knerys.

[Knerys]

Hobbit Girl

[slinger]

Hobbit Girl

[MovieDudeGuy]

Tardumb

[Tardumb]

Hey look, I got a vote again, pretty soon I'll get two votes! Woohoo!

Oh, right... Knerys

[tyler_durden]

Knerys: 4
Hobbit Girl: 2
Tardumb: 1

The votes have been tallied, if you want to cast a vote do so by this afternoon. I think we will call it final then.

[pixiness]

Olorin 7 wins
TyRoss 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins -- looks like I'm slipping off the pace :eek: :(
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Durden 4 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 wins
Knerys 2 wins - I vote for hers also. (I'll change this is something remarkable happens with the voting)
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[tyler_durden]

Knerys: 5
Hobbit Girl: 2
Tardumb: 1

Actually, I think that's long enough (it is afternoon now where I am at). So the voting is over! Knerys, post a pic when you get a chance.

[Knerys]

I won! :D

And sorry this took so long.

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

Have fun!

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg
And they say the queen is well train in royal habbits.

[Olorin]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

Pre-occupied with the Queen's diversion, no photographer noticed Her Majesty's agents kill an Irish drunk, who had made the mistake of using the world's worst pickup line the night before: "Hey there queenie... get on your knees and crown me!"

(My 7400th post)

[slinger]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

You may think the funny thing in the picture is the queen picking her nose with a glove on, but its actually a man. Those British.

[MovieFreak]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

*looks around* i hope no ones looking *sticks finger in nose and then puts it in her mouth* mmmm chicken

[JBond]

How many things can one say about someone with a finger up thier nose...

[Knerys]

Well, there's your misson. Have at it.

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
How many things can one say about someone with a finger up thier nose...

You should've gotten here earlier.

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger


You should've gotten here earlier.

No i'm quite content on not responding, thanks.

[Rogue]

Nevermind.

[pixiness]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

Unbeknownst to hundreds of tourists that come to watch the changing of the guard, is the slightly less well known super-secret gesture that signals the nose-blowing of the royal guard.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

...and everyone wonders what my secret ingrediant is that makes my tea so wonderful. If they only knew....

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by JBond
How many things can one say about someone with a finger up thier nose...

that's what creativity is for...

[Tardumb]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

Digging for gold! .....She makes that phrase literal

[Hobbit Girl]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

Prince Charles, practicing to be a tampon for Camilla, makes a stop inside the Queen's nose, irritating her majesty's delicate nasal passages.

[Olorin]

I'm going to start voting, I know it's soon, but I think this topic needs to speed things up a bit...

Tyler!

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg


Ooo, there's a large patch of the gooey, mush stuff. Wait, nope, just brain matter. Bloody hell.

[Tardumb]

Hobbit Girl

[MovieDudeGuy]

toughie. I'll vote in a second, na, what the hell, pixiness

[Optimus Prime]

Tyler

[bbf2]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/queennose.jpg

At first you think that this is the queen being caught off guard, but if you inspect closely you would see that this is actually the British version of the middle finger. Here, the queen expresses her dislike for the paparazzi.

[tyler_durden]

Hobbit Girl.

[Godzilla]

Tyler definatly! That was funny s***, man!

[pixiness]

hobbit girl - almost as good as her giant grocery cart one!

[PlayingGod]

Super Hero Slappy Man's Catch Phrase- Dont Make Me ***** Slap Your Ass!

[MovieDudeGuy]

say what, PG?

[Knerys]

Tyler

[MovieDudeGuy]

Mine sucked.

[Hobbit Girl]

Originally posted by pixiness
hobbit girl - almost as good as her giant grocery cart one! I forgot what my giant gorcery cart one was :(

[tyler_durden]

Voting shall continue until this afternoon, then hopefully a winner will be declared. I will set an exact time as well, since I am in the lead right now. I think that is the only fair way to do it. 2:00pm central time, after that the voting is closed.

tyler_durden: 4
Hobbit Girl: 3
Pixi: 1

[tyler_durden]

Well, we have reached 2 pm now, so I guess that makes me the winner. I have a minor problem, though. I have a picture that I would like to post but it is saved on my hard drive. If I could email this to someone to post on a website, I would appreciate it. Then you could just PM me the address. I would appreciate this very much. Otherwise I will be forced to look for a different pic but it won't get up til tomorrow. I have to leave work in 20 min, so if someone could respond soon I would appreciate it. Thanks.

[tyler_durden]

Sorry guys, I will get a pic posted tomorrow. I need to get going now. Sorry for the delay, but I will make this a top priority.

[TyRoss]

I vote.... hey there's no pic up right now get with it guys.

[tyler_durden]

Yeah, thanks for reminding me smarta$$!!! Here's the pic, and thanks to Frizzo for the help.

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

Enjoy!

[tyler_durden]

Thought I would update this for Pixi. Here are the new standings.

Olorin 7 wins
TyRoss 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 5 wins
Durden 5 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[TyRoss]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: More Bull

[bbf2]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

Everyone agreed that the great Matador Juan Carlos seemed to be losing it in his later years.

[Hobbit Girl]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

Ever since the mad cows armed themselves, life has changed a little.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

This is all your fault Luiz! You said it wouldn't hurt anything if we kept a turtle in the cow pasture..now look whats happened! And its pissed!

[tyler_durden]

I was going to start the voting, but with only four captions we should probably wait until after tomorrow. That way the weekday people will have a chance to enter.

[Optimus Prime]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

Here we see the rare horned turtle and the rare Turtle fighter who doesn't even know a bull is behind him.

[slinger]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

While currently people try to do stunts they see from 'Jackass', not too long ago it was from 'Monty Python'.

[funnie bunnie]

don't know how to get the pic in the post, but here goes

After many years of bull fighting, matador Juan Luis Domingo Marco III has retired to the much slower sport of tortoise fighting. Here, we see him as he waits several hours for the tortoise to make its first pass.

[Jazz]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

What the?!?!?! This is why matadores shouldnt take acid...

[MovieFreak]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

The game for wusses that are scared to have a real bull with them so they use a turtle so they cant hurt there delicate body

[tyler_durden]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/turtle.jpg

This is not an official entry due to the fact that I posted the picture. I just wanted to post a funny caption that I thought of.

Moments later...okay, it was really a few hours later...Matador Joe Smith was malled to death by this vicious bull turtle.

[tyler_durden]

Time to start the voting. This picture has been up a long while and it is time to get something new.

I vote funnie bunny, because it made me giggle.

[Godzilla]

Frizzo

[Tardumb]

Frizzo

[TyRoss]

The Frizz man

[JBond]

Frizzo

[slinger]

Optimus

[Knerys]

TyRoss

[Godzilla]

It's:

Frizzo the Clown-4
funnie bunnie-1
Optimus Prime-1
TyRoss-1

Any more?

[tyler_durden]

I would say that it is done. Frizzo post the next pic when you get the chance.:cool:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
I would say that it is done. Frizzo post the next pic when you get the chance.:cool: Whoo hoo! Go me, go me. I'll get right on it.

[pixiness]

Olorin 7 wins
TyRoss 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 5 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[pixiness]

thanks for the earlier update tyler - I appreciate it!

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Whoo hoo! Go me, go me. I'll get right on it.

Let's see I saw this post before I went to bed..... there's still nothing up here..... hmmmmmm I wonder what he got right on???? Must be Iben.

[JBond]

Originally posted by TyRoss
hmmmmmm I wonder what he got right on???? Must be Iben.

I think you we're looking for this topic, Ty.

http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2923

[TyRoss]

Hehe. Maybe I was and maybe I wasn't.... who's to say in the final scheme of things maybe I actually meant to post in the P&H club.

[A+]

Take your time Frizz, <insert amusing put down here>.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by pixiness
thanks for the earlier update tyler - I appreciate it!

Hey, no problem! BTW - I like you title, it suits you!;) :p

[pixiness]

Thanks.... I like compliments....

Now if I could just figure out a way to reward you for your sweetness.....;)

[Empusae]

Originally posted by pixiness
Thanks.... I like compliments....

Now if I could just figure out a way to reward you for your sweetness.....;)

Im sure a charming and intilligent lady such as yourself can dream up any number of things.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Here is is...the new pic. Now, get captioning. (captioning? is that a word? hell..it is now.)

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

[TyRoss]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

Ironicly this van skidded on a patch of ice and hit Leonardo DiCaprio before ending up in the water.

[S.A.M.G.]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

Would you believe the name on the van used to be "Submerged".

[Empusae]

Titanic. Where our specialty is water damage.

[funnie bunnie]

caption: wow...looks like someone is running out of ideas for a sequel to titanic...

[Tardumb]

Damn, mine was gonna be too close to Ty's, so damn you Ty! Ah well, at least you know you've got my vote so far...

[pixiness]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

Man pointing - "Thar she blows! With a passenger door like the jaws of death matey. It's The Great White Beast... it's Moby Van! Arrgh!

[slinger]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

It seats seven but only has one air bag.

[Caroline]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg
..........they sure don't make em like they use to

[tyler_durden]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

After killing yet another ex-lover, OJ decided to take the white van instead of the Bronco. This time the chase ended very differently.

[MovieFreak]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

"Wtf??? i thought the titantic was this big ship that hit an iceberg? damn government always lying to us, saying it was a ship when all it was, was a stupid delivery van, damn, just wait until everybody finds out about this."

[Knerys]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

Due to bubget cuts, Titanic 2 will be focus around
Rose's fail attempt to start a waterfront catering business.

[Rogue]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

(In the front seat)

Jack: I thought you said you'd never let go, you stupid woman! Now look what you've done!

Rose: Screw you, I wasn't talking about the steering wheel.


(Okay, so it's not my best work but I thought I'd take a stab at it. :( )

[Knerys]

Actually that one made me laugh aloud.

[tyler_durden]

I am going to start the voting. Knerys gets my vote.

[Frizzo the Clown]

TyRoss.

[Optimus Prime]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg

I told you this would happen is you named is Titanic.

[S.A.M.G.]

I vote pixi

[TyRoss]

Pixi

[PlayingGod]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg
Fred:Like I said George, That monkey had a mad look in his eyes as he tried to ram the ship...
George:Thank god monkeys cant drive worth ****...
Fred:Hmmm...I wonder were that monkey went off too...?

[PlayingGod]

http://nuttypics.com/oddities/titanic/titanic.jpg
*When Canadians Decide To Drive.....Not Drunk*
Chip:Look What You Did To The Van You Hoser!
Bret:Thats A Mighty Step Ledge , Eh?
Chip:I Told Ya Not To Step On The Breaks To Hard, But No Your Hoser A$$ Just Has To Slam On The Brakes!
Bret:Dont Worry, Eh?...We Got The Montys On The Way, Eh?

[Godzilla]

I vote Rogue

[slinger]

Ty Ross.

[pixiness]

Just a quick rules issue Playing God - we only submit one quote per picture...okay? Thanks.

Oh and my vote goes to.... slinger...

[Rogue]

pixi gets my vote!

[JBond]

I have to admit TyRoss's caption really had me going

[Knerys]

TyRoss

[A+]

Tyross' caption was freakin funny and the rest were piss poor (except maybe Playing God's first one) so Tyross by a country mile.

[funnie bunnie]

tyross

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by pixiness
Just a quick rules issue Playing God - we only submit one quote per picture...okay? Thanks.

Oh and my vote goes to.... slinger...

Sorry...I Just Like Quoting Things...:(

[MovieFreak]

my vote goes to TyRoss

[TyRoss]

Hmmmm is voting closed yet? Should I find a new pic?

[tyler_durden]

TyRoss: 7
Pixi: 3
Knerys: 1
Rogue: 1
Slinger: 1

Yeah, you have a big enough lead we can call it quits. Go ahead Ty, post the next pic.

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 8 wins (the first to make it to this elite pinnacle of captioning)
Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 5 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[TyRoss]

Woo hoo. Here an odd one for you.

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

[S.A.M.G.]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg


John didn't realize his pornography problem had gotten so far out of hand until he saw this picture.

[pixiness]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

Poor Hitler, he never understood that when people called him a jerk-off it wasn't a command.

[tyler_durden]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

Frank had learned his lesson, but the damage had already been done. Cutting the steroid pills in half was not a good idea, not matter how much money it saved.

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

This is what happens when you only do a 1/4 of the workout.

[Godzilla]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

The tragic result of when Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Jim Carrey mated.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Woo hoo. Here an odd one for you.

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

Pffft, you think that's somethin'?! You should my arm!

[JBond]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

Yep, he's a righty.

[PlayingGod]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

The Business Man That Could Shake A Mans Hand Right Off...Fear Him

[MovieFreak]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg

somebody should tell him that when you work out your supposed to work out both arms not just one of them

[funnie bunnie]

should we start voting?

i think tyler_durden's was the funniest:p

[tyler_durden]

i vote pixi.

[S.A.M.G.]

I vote tyler

[TyRoss]

Jibbs

[Knerys]

S.A.M.G.

[JBond]

Tyler

[slinger]

Tyler

[Link]

Tyler

[slinger]

Just bringing this back to the first page since too many quizzes were taking up space on the first page.

5 Votes - Tyler
1 Vote - Pixi, SAMG, JBond

[JBond]

Alright tyler, you're up.

[tyler_durden]

I assume that it's okay if I post a pic then, so here you go!

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

[tyler_durden]

I am updating this for Pixi, since it's the weekend and hopefully she won't be at work to update this.

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 2 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win

[Caroline]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

Geez!, now management is pysically doing it to us

[slinger]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

The CS! Washrooms.

[JBond]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

I swear, at work they treat us like...well you know.

[TyRoss]

[http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

Bob was always finding new ways to kiss @$$.

[HeadHunter]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

So does the management get a key??

[Godzilla]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/work/work002.jpg

This was the way it was, until an employee took a broomstick in there and...well lets just say the boss was never the same after that.:eek:

[TyRoss]

Seeing as this thread ended up on page two I say we start voting.

Jibbs.

[JBond]

Ty of Ross

[Iben]

It was one of those "you vote for me, I'll vote for you" deals wasn't it? ;)

[tyler_durden]

I vote for Godzilla!

[Godzilla]

I vote slinger.

[HeadHunter]

I vote TYRoss

[tyler_durden]

I was begining to wonder if we were going to get more than one vote for a caption.:D

[pixiness]

godzilla

[Godzilla]

Hooray! It's my Birthday and I got two votes!

[slinger]

I liked Caroline's.

[funnie bunnie]

godzilla

[tyler_durden]

Okay, the voting has gone on long enough, I would say.

Godzilla: 3
TyRoss: 2
JBond: 1
Slinger: 1
Caroline: 1

Godzilla wins. Post a pic, big guy!

[pixiness]

TyRoss - 8 wins
Olorin 7 wins
Slinger 6 wins
Pixi 6 wins
JBond 6 wins
Frizzo 6 wins
Durden 6 wins
bbf2 3 wins
Godzilla 3 wins
Knerys 2 wins
Moe 2 wins
Madness 2 wins
Soccerman 2 wins
Hank Scorpio 2 wins
Hobbit Girl 1 win
Caroline 1 win
Beemanbone 1 win
Superman 1 win
Link 1 win
Rogue 1 win
Micheal 1 win
S.A.M.G. 1 win


Thanks Tyler for the last update!

[MovieDudeGuy]

Next caption please. Oh, and we're on pg. 99! Time for Page 100! C'mon!

[slinger]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Next caption please. Oh, and we're on pg. 99! Time for Page 100! C'mon!

Where did Godzilla go? He's always around. Next time don't vote for him.;)

[TyRoss]

Hmmm we should do a best of best caption thread where we vote on which caption was the best of all time.

[JBond]

I think slinger once once had a thread with all the winners...course that was long ago and would need some serious updating. Also, some pictures are probably gone, broken links.

[TyRoss]

Yeah I remember that thread actually. But what I mean is to see which of the best captions is the best... probobly can't be done you're right.

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond
I think slinger once once had a thread with all the winners...course that was long ago and would need some serious updating. Also, some pictures are probably gone, broken links.

Yeah some pictures were gone and the caption just wasn't that humourous. And it took awhile to find the winning caption, copy, paste, get the pic, copy, paste etc.

[tyler_durden]

Hmm...still needing a new picture I see. Hey Godzilla, your up if you didn't realize it.

[JBond]

If he takes much longer, post one Ty.

[MaxRockatanski]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/potd/buttflame.jpg

[TyRoss]

It's been done.

Should I just go for it?

[pixiness]

I'd give him a day to change it.... But I certainly don't wanna go through another round of captions on this sucker

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by TyRoss
It's been done.

Should I just go for it?

And Ironicly I posted that. I'll have one in a minute.

[Godzilla]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

[pixiness]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Scenes from the next big summer blockbuster

Batman Science Theatre 3000 : Robin's Revenge!

[tyler_durden]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Halloween!?!?! No, these are out of my wardrobe!

[S.A.M.G.]

All right, who gave roger corman the rights to the batman franchise?

[MovieDudeGuy]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Batman has another one of his crack-induced nightmares, second only to some creature known as Joel Schumacher...

[PlayingGod]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg
Robin:Ooo Batman Your So Hard And Shiney...

[slinger]

[B]http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Burt Ward's career as a porn star never took off. While Chief O'Hara's somehow did.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Batman has another one of his crack-induced nightmares, second only to some creature known as Joel Schumacher...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I vote MovieDudeGuy already!

[MovieDudeGuy]

I vote for slinger!

[Optimus Prime]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Crow: What do think Batman, Robin, and Crow! It'll be bigger the Godzilla!!!!

The other two: Nothing it bigger then Godzilla!!!

[HeadHunter]

http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Holy crap costumes batman

[MaxRockatanski]

Originally posted by TyRoss
It's been done.

Should I just go for it?

Oops, sorry folks

[MaxRockatanski]

Originally posted by Godzilla
http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/006-45.jpg

Now just look here Batman, it`s about time you realized that I am the grown up in this relationship

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
I vote for slinger!

Should probably let the picture stay up for at least 24 hours before you start voting. I think that is pretty much the general rule.