The Stupid Topic

[Olorin]

Gentlemen and pissywomen,

*clears throat* That was a joke. It was not funny, but it was a joke. You will recognize it's jokeness, and appreciate the jokeness therein. Do not question it's status as a joke, for a joke it is and a joke it shall remain. If any of you denies it's value as a joke, as I have prescribed that you shall not, then I shall take it upon myself to render the appropriate punishment. If you fail to accept punishment, then I am left with no choice but to beat the doggamn crup out of you.

Now, onto more important issues. It has come to my attention that this topic which I have apparently just created is stupid. May it be known that I will not accept such behavior. From this day forth, I shall expedite my wrath upon this topic for it's violation of my policies towards stupidity by saying absurdly stupid things toward it. Let it also be known that any stupidity expressed in this thread is exempt from my fist of rage. If one is so inclined, I will allow them to utter stupid things in this topic, and towards this topic.

Be warned, if you are stupid in reference to any object, excepting this topic, you shall receive your just reward. Finally, has anyone ever noticed that kuff sounds like "****" backwards?

[beemanbone]

Where's Kansas?

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>Where's Kansas?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Up your arse. :D

[S.I.G.]

Oh yeah, and Hooyaka Hooyaka. Me no eat no swine. :) Bacon no pas me teeth.

[Elizabeth]

The purple penguins chase me...

&lt;waddle waddle waddle&gt;

AAAAAAH!!! There they are again!! Run!!!!

[JBond]

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon7.gifI'm so smert...http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon7.gif

[Elizabeth]

hukt on fonix wrkt 4 mee! :D

[JBond]

Jest kall 1-800-ABC....uh...H...$...UID!

[Moe Szyslak]

Hot damn, no more sittin' in the dirt at the drive in.

[Elizabeth]

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid.... :D

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid.... :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yay! :D

[thebtskink]

Jibbond Jabba Jooba wakka wadda fodda.

[beemanbone]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

[Nilade]

I've got 45 cents in my pocket. I think I'll go rent a limo, after all, I just bleached my laces.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Wow..this really is a stupid topic...

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Wow..this really is a stupid topic...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Unfortunate for these brainless peons, their stupidity has been intrinsic to their own behaviours. If one recalls the original post, they would note that I was only to tolerate stupidity in regards to this topic. For example, describing to this topic how intensly lacking of intelligence it is. You, Frizzo, are the only one who understands this purpose, it would seem.

[bbf2]

klowns r funney

[beemanbone]

Are Olorins some kind of rare donkey?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>Are Olorins some kind of rare donkey?</strong><hr></blockquote>

They are a rare breed of ass.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

They are a rare breed of ass.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, Superman's the authority on THAT subject.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Yeah, Superman's the authority on THAT subject.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I know all there is about being an ass from personal expereinces. Wait that didn't sound right... Actually it does, nevermind.

[bbf2]

men with capez waring tights r funny///

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>men with capez waring tights r funny///</strong><hr></blockquote>

Or mentally unstable, or unstable and funny!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Or mentally unstable, or unstable and funny!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can't it be both?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Can't it be both?</strong><hr></blockquote>

If the voices in my head will allow it!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Unfortunate for these brainless peons, their stupidity has been intrinsic to their own behaviours. If one recalls the original post, they would note that I was only to tolerate stupidity in regards to this topic. For example, describing to this topic how intensly lacking of intelligence it is. You, Frizzo, are the only one who understands this purpose, it would seem.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, I'm a clown. I know stupiity when I see it.

[Olorin]

Jean Claude Van Damme you all to hell.

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Jean Claude Van Damme you all to hell.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Hey, watch your mouth. I prefer Jean Claude Gosh-Darnit.

[beemanbone]

He wants his friends to call him JCVD.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>Hey, watch your mouth. I prefer Jean Claude Gosh-Darnit.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't make me open a can of Whoopie Goldberg on your face.

[beemanbone]

haha :D

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Don't make me open a can of Whoopie Goldberg on your face.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But her REAL name is Carolyn Johnson. Not very intimidating. :)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>But her REAL name is Carolyn Johnson. Not very intimidating. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm about to Carolyn Johnson on your... man, you are right. That really sucks.

[beemanbone]

funny stuff

[Elizabeth]

:D

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>funny stuff</strong><hr></blockquote>

At or with?

[beemanbone]

both?

[Olorin]

Well, you can... crap, I'm all out of "haha, you think I am saying a celebrity's name, but it's really just a subtly and cleverly crafted insult!"

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I'm about to Carolyn Johnson on your... </strong><hr></blockquote>

Eeeeeewwwwww.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>

Eeeeeewwwwww.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You have a sick mind, young one.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>You have a sick mind, young one.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I thought he was 84.

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Well, you can... crap, I'm all out of "haha, you think I am saying a celebrity's name, but it's really just a subtly and cleverly crafted insult!"</strong><hr></blockquote>

How bout "I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you." ?

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You have a sick mind, young one.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeppers. :)

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
I thought he was 84.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Jeebus is the beginning and the end. Now stop touching...sorry. :(

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>

How bout "I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you." ?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know... it's kind of "out there". Whoopie and Damme were understandable.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>
Jeebus is the beginning and the end</strong><hr></blockquote>
The alpha and the omega?

[Olorin]

Jeebus Chrissy!

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
The alpha and the omega?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yep. And if you dont bow down before me, I will play you suckas like Sega.

[beemanbone]

I'm the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. Or better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenneger.

[Olorin]

Oh yeah? Well...

I'm Jonathan Vanasse,
and I don't know how to rhyme.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Oh yeah? Well...

I'm Jonathan Vanasse,
</strong><hr></blockquote>
Jason Vorhees?

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>I'm the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. Or better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenneger.</strong><hr></blockquote>


I thought I was the only one who owned that record. So I guess you see right thru my "Hooyaka hooyaka, down goes the devil" topic too aye? :(

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: S.I.G. ]</p>

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>So I guess you see right thru my "Hooyaka hooyaka, down goes the devil" topic too aye? :( </strong><hr></blockquote>
I see right thru everything you say!

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
I see right thru everything you say!</strong><hr></blockquote>
OK, fine then

E chang yet E naw hee E naw coy!

:mad: :mad:

[Olorin]

Well... at least the topic's still stupid.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>E chang yet E naw hee E naw coy!

:mad: :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>
Is that right? Well let's do this!

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Well... at least the topic's still stupid.</strong><hr></blockquote>


http://www.animatedgif.net/naughty/stoned_e0.gif

[Elizabeth]

i theenk u r jelluss bkoz hukt on fonix wrt 4 mee and not u!

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>i theenk u r jelluss bkoz hukt on fonix wrt 4 mee and not u!</strong><hr></blockquote>

R yu SpderBallz sizter?

[quote]Originally posted by SpiderBallz:
<strong>dew i not a miner im 19.it waz jale not jovie. ibin to joovie b4 tho haha! i got puld ovr fro spedding anf the kop fond my stassh. DAMN my gramma, i had to hid it in th kar bekuzz shez al nozie an shiit. wel i got a heering in 2 weks now. ***. got fried frum tako bel to damit. this shiit suks man u no wat im sayin? :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by SpiderBallz:
<strong>

yah my lisinz waz supindid to man. that waz frum awile ago an my grama dint evn no it. wups. HA HA! rite now i jist kep my stesh undr a bgi rok thets undr th frunt proch heer. granmaw haznt foun it yit HA HA!it sux no 1 wil lit me git hi jist kuzz my momz a junkee.its no fare u no?</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by SpiderBallz:
<strong>Hay evreebodee! im bak an im phat ok? we gots a new cumpooter now an it werks beter an shiit. touk me a long tim to gett in heer thogh becuz tha old cumpooter had my pass in it an then on tha new on i coodny git it rite. HA! finely im heer!
oh an i hope u all notis my speling got a littl beter. i workt reel hard this sumer an evreebody says im doin a littel beter at it. i got way beter in reeding alreddy! and my math stil sux tha big one u no wat im saying, HA HA! Well hope u gys r all good heer. just want to say to by buds lakky an sigg! YO! WOAH! HA HA!</strong><hr></blockquote>

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Oh yeah? Well...

I'm Jonathan Vanasse,
and I don't know how to rhyme.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That makes you some sorta idiot, doesn't it Jon? ;)

[Elizabeth]

I'm NOT his sister! :mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I'm NOT his sister! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>
I wouldn't admit to that either! ;)

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I wouldn't admit to that either! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Dude, I hope not!

[dubloth]

this is a stupid topic.

[bbf2]

This is the most intelligent topic. Ever. EVER.

[Moe Szyslak]

How do we post?

[bbf2]

You click on the button that says "Delete"

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by dubloth:
<strong>this is a stupid topic.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I knew it. You posted all over the place and reclaimed the third biggest poster award. I knew I'd set you off, man. Welcome to PRIDE2000!

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I'm NOT his sister! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Girlfriend?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>

Girlfriend?</strong><hr></blockquote>Slave thats kept chained in the basement?

[Elizabeth]

Neither of the above!

[dubloth]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I knew it. You posted all over the place and reclaimed the third biggest poster award. I knew I'd set you off, man. Welcome to PRIDE2000!</strong><hr></blockquote>

i have no idea what you are talking about.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by dubloth:
<strong>i have no idea what you are talking about.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Neither does he. :D

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Neither of the above!</strong><hr></blockquote>


You seem to be speaking like a normal human using the English language now. So nevermind. :)

[fractal_inversion]

*Sigh* I was doing posts like this all through the 1001 posts forum. Guess I'll continue here.

Klingon!! I am the amazing nipless wonder! Do you see my bacon?! It is inflawable!! INFLAWABLE BACON!!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I'm NOT his sister! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

That's right, I'm her sister!

[Elizabeth]

Do you want a frilly pink dress with midgets to go with your tights? :D

[Elizabeth]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>


You seem to be speaking like a normal human using the English language now. So nevermind. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

THANK YOU!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Do you want a frilly pink dress with midgets to go with your tights? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>Midgets after labor day? Ewwwww....someone call the fashion police!

[Elizabeth]

I decided to go with midgets because I thought the pink, lacy hair ribbons might be too much... ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I decided to go with midgets because I thought the pink, lacy hair ribbons might be too much... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>Not for Superman....he likes hair ribbons...

[Elizabeth]

Ooooo... can I get him the ones with Barbie and Powerpuff Girls? :D

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Ooooo... can I get him the ones with Barbie and Powerpuff Girls? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

He already has those, sorry.

[Elizabeth]

Darn. Could he use a few more, maybe with unicorns?

[Malice]

This is pointless....but we all must have pointlessness sometimes...

[JBond]

Yes...it is a neccesity!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by mrTECH:
<strong>This is pointless....but we all must have pointlessness sometimes...</strong><hr></blockquote>

What ISN'T pointless?

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

What ISN'T pointless?</strong><hr></blockquote>

A pin, a pointer, knives, sword, a sharpened pencil...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

What ISN'T pointless?</strong><hr></blockquote>My head?

[Olorin]

This tpoic was intended to have the purpose of insulting this topic, but I guess it kind of changed into a secondary "LESS THAN 1000 POSTS" sort of thing...

[fractal_inversion]

Revealed by your own butt-thrusting stupidity, I can smell your butt! I cast out the weasel. YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CHEESE HOLE!!!
Be free, little pop tart.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>This tpoic was intended to have the purpose of insulting this topic, but I guess it kind of changed into a secondary "LESS THAN 1000 POSTS" sort of thing...</strong><hr></blockquote>

What'd you expect.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

What'd you expect.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, I thought people would like the idea of a totally self-depreciating thread...

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Well, I thought people would like the idea of a totally self-depreciating thread...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope, sorry, too many big words.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Nope, sorry, too many big words.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thinked people like topic we make look bad!

[Elizabeth]

Craziness is good! :D

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Craziness is good! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow!! That's what i've been trying to say all along!!! It's like you can what I'm thinking, like you cracked open my skull and somehow read y thoughts off of the gooey mush inside....it's so romantic..............

[Elizabeth]

I'm just good at stating the obvious! A while ago, my friend Lincoln was asking me what he should have for lunch. I told him to get food! :D

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I'm just good at stating the obvious! A while ago, my friend Lincoln was asking me what he should have for lunch. I told him to get food! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oooo, and I bet you got looks to accompany those brains, hmmmm?

[Olorin]

*ahem* There are other poster's present, thank you very much.

[Olorin]

100! Wow, it's been a while since I made a three digit topic. Maybe that's commonplace for a lot of you, but I've been somewhat dormant for a long long time.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Do you want a frilly pink dress with midgets to go with your tights? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

That's already what I wear.

[Elizabeth]

Are you sure you don't want any more hair ribbons with rainbows and unicorns? :D

[Olorin]

Without fail... this topic is stupid.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Without fail... this topic is stupid.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, of course it is...you started it!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Without fail... this topic is stupid.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Most topics here are.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Well, of course it is...you started it!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Link me to an intelligent topic you've started...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Link me to an intelligent topic you've started...</strong><hr></blockquote><a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000098" target="_blank">There!!</a> Now shut up!! ;)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong><a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000098" target="_blank">There!!</a> Now shut up!! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow! I never knew that I never knew!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Wow! I never knew that I never knew!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I never knew that either!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

I never knew that either!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

:mad: Oh yeah? Well.... n-no. *glances around nervously.*

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

:mad: Oh yeah? Well.... n-no. *glances around nervously.*</strong><hr></blockquote>
Whatcha so paranoid about sparky?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Are you sure you don't want any more hair ribbons with rainbows and unicorns? :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Does it go well with my eyes?

[Elizabeth]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Does it go well with my eyes?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Of course it does! That's why I suggested it. :cool: :D

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>
Of course it does! That's why I suggested it. :cool: :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Should I go with the pink or red heels?

[Elizabeth]

Hmm... I say you should go with the pink. That matches the Barbie hair ribbons I picked out earlier!

[Superman]

Okay, and the eye shadow that I picked out is okay?

[Elizabeth]

No, how about something just a little bit darker than what you already picked out? It'll help your eyes and especially those hair ribbons stand out a little better.

[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]</p>

[Superman]

Okay and I'm still debating about whether to use lipstick or lip gloss.

[Elizabeth]

If you want your lips to be shiny (and not chapped, either!) go with lip gloss. If you want them to be colorful and vibrant, go with lipstick. You chose.

[Superman]

I'll go with lip gloss, I'll save the Tasty Tangerine lipstick for next time.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, that works. :)

[Superman]

Now we have to talk about waxing the legs...

[Elizabeth]

Are you absolutely sure you don't want to shave? :confused: :D

[Superman]

I was talking about your legs! J/k, but please me gentle on me...

[Elizabeth]

I probably better not shave your legs, seeing as how I had caffeine a while ago and my hand is shaky. There's nothing worse than razor-burned legs and mutilated kneecaps from an unsteady hand! Here's some of that really good lotion that was advertised over the summer &lt;hands Supes the lotion&gt; ...this is the kind that moisturizes and prevents hair from growing back.

Umm... you do know that the lotion goes on just your legs, right? :p

[Superman]

Hey is this Nair? I only use that brand. :cool:

[Elizabeth]

&lt;putting tape over the Jergens label&gt; Uh, yeah it is!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Whatcha so paranoid about sparky?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nothing, sp... spo-uh-sporkling...head. Sporklinghead.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Nothing, sp... spo-uh-sporkling...head. Sporklinghead.</strong><hr></blockquote>Sporklinghead? Wow..you really are an idiot.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Sporklinghead? Wow..you really are an idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh that's nothing, check this out!

*Olorin furrows his brow in thought* Your momma is so fat that - uh - she... weighs a thousandy billion pounds!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Oh that's nothing, check this out!

*Olorin furrows his brow in thought* Your momma is so fat that - uh - she... weighs a thousandy billion pounds!</strong><hr></blockquote>

:rolleyes: dumbass...

[JBond]

I'd rather be a dumbass then a SMARTass!!....is that right?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'd rather be a dumbass then a SMARTass!!....is that right?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not quite.... If I wasn't such a smartass, I'd have no intelligence at all.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

:rolleyes: dumbass...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oooh, it's on!

You should... be kickinged in th-the butt by... by som-someone who kicks butts for a living!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Oooh, it's on!

You should... be kickinged in th-the butt by... by som-someone who kicks butts for a living!</strong><hr></blockquote>Are you hitting on me or something??

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Are you hitting on me or something??</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm not, b-but... I'm hitting you!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I'm not, b-but... I'm hitting you!</strong><hr></blockquote>Then why are you firmly grasping my buttocks?

[Doomsday]

That's not Olorin, I'm pretty sure it's bbf2.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>That's not Olorin, I'm pretty sure it's bbf2.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not again... *shakes head in disgust, then suddenly stands up perfectly straight and grimaces* bbf2, keep your hands to yourself or Frizzo!

[Citizen Kane]

*stupid comment*

[IdahoMR2man]

An ode....to butter.

Butter is neat.

Thank you.

[Citizen Kane]

I ate a big red candle.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Wow..this really was a stupid topic. No wonder I posted in it so much...

[IdahoMR2man]

If 12 + 9 equals golf club, does that mean Vermont doesn't exist?