COMING SOONS! POSTER AWARDS!

[Link]

First off this is on Coming Soon Posters and not Movie posters

Vote for whatever you want...but not for yourself..

Best Topic

Worst Topic

Best Male Poster

Best Female Poster

Best Director

Best Moderator

Best Board

Worst Board

The Funniest Poster

The Most Deranged Poster

That's all!

Start posting..

[Link]

Best Topic:Less Than 1000 Posts? I Can Help!
Worst Topic:Attack of The Clones?
Best Male Poster:Superman
Best Female Poster:Fractal_Inversion
Best Director:Jbond
Best Moderator:Jbond
Best Board:CS Community
Worst Board:Star Trek
The Funniest Poster:Frizzo
The Most Deranged Poster:Madness

[bbf2]

JBond isn't a moderator.

[Link]

He's the mod of the James Bond Forum....

[Godzilla]

Best Topic-I'm Batman

Worst Topic-Final Destination 2-6

Best Male Poster-Superman

Best Female Poster-Warpedchick

Best Director-JBond

Best Moderator-Superman

Best Board-Community

Worst Board-Mole 2 (there is nothing going on in there)

The Funniest Poster-Frizzo the Clown

The Most Deranged Poster-Greengoblin

[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Godzilla ]

[Superman]

Best Topic: Worms
Worst Topic: Religious stuff started by Jedi
Best Male Poster: JBond
Best Female Poster: WarpedChick
Best Director: Tech
Best Moderator: bbf2 and slinger
Best Board:CS Community
Worst Board: The mole
The Funniest Poster: I have a three way tie, Frizzo, thebtskink and Green Goblin
The Most Deranged Poster:Madness

We need more topics for the awards!

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: Superman ]

[bbf2]

Best Topic: X-Men ABC (actually Superman's idea, so I'm not voting for my own topic)
Worst Topic: Final Destination 2-6
Best Male Poster: Tie, JBond and Superman
Best Female Poster: Fractal
Best Director: JBond
Best Moderator: Superman
Best Board: Community
Worst Board: Star Trek, The Mole is too new
The Funniest Poster: Greengoblin
The Most Deranged Poster: SIG

[rObix]

Best Topic - natalie portman vs kirstin dunst

Worst Topic - any abc's..

Best Male Poster - me

Best Female Poster - they all hate me, so it doesnt matter

Best Director - uhhh...mikro. i mean. bond. i mean. tech. yeah.

Best Moderator - me

Best Board - star wars

Worst Board - STAR TREK!!!!!! ;)

The Funniest Poster - frizzo

The Most Deranged Poster - sig

[JBond]

Best Topic: Bar Room Brawl
Worst Topic: That religious debate...pick one
Best Male Poster: Superman
Best Female POster: Once again....(j/k), Warpedchick
Best Director: Mirko
Best Board: Community of course
Worst Board: The Mole
Funniest Poster: Superman
Most Deranged: Madness

[fractal_inversion]

Best Topic- Um. The religious debate was pretty funny.

Worst Topic- That would have to be..... uh.... the religious debate.

Best Male Poster- Most people are pretty cool.... I cant put people down twice so I'll put Link.

Best Female Poster- I only know WarpedChick.

Best Director- JBond

Best Moderator-superman

Best Board- Community

Worst Board- Buffy/Angel

The Funniest Poster- Frizzo

The Most Deranged Poster- Tie between Madness and Greengoblin

[Frizzo the Clown]

Looks like I'm not very deranged, but at least I'm funny! :D

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Looks like I'm not very deranged, but at least I'm funny! :D</STRONG>

You're just more funny than you are deranged.

Looks like its a battle between me and warpedchick for best female poster, probably because we are the only two frequent females......
oh well. Bring it on.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

You're just more funny than you are deranged.
</STRONG>
I can live with that!
Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

Looks like its a battle between me and warpedchick for best female poster, probably because we are the only two frequent females......
oh well. Bring it on.</STRONG>I think in order to make this a fair (and interesting) fight, theres only one thing to do. The two of you strip, and I'll go set up the Jell-O wrestling ring!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Best Topic- Frizzo, Hitman for Hire (it may be about me, but its not my topic!)

Worst Topic- any topic thats not about me! (i.e. all the others)

Best Male Poster- Superman

Best Female Poster- I'm torn between fractal, and Warped. So in order to truly decide, please see my suggestion in a previous post!

Best Director- JBond

Best Moderator- bbf2

Best Board- Community

Worst Board- Survivor (hate that damned show! Death to Jeff Probst!)

The Funniest Poster- thebtskink (I wanna vote for myself, dammit!)

The Most Deranged Poster- Madness

If you don't like my choices, or I didn't vote for you, remember this...I can be bought. Cash preferably.

[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]

[Link]

I'm flattered by your vote fractal....

The voting will stop October/20/01
Then the results will be posted October/22/01

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I'm flattered by your vote fractal....
</STRONG>

Well, who wouldnt like a fairy boy with pointy ears?

[Olorin]

Best Topic: Call me biased, but Milestones. *sniff* It was a living monument to anyone and everyone on this board, especially the thousand post club.

Worst Topic: All the ABC topics.

Best Male Poster: Okay, everyone says this, but this is the only guy that I regularly talk to, I mean really talk, not just that "Wassup? Nothing" crap. JBond: The man.

Best Female Poster: Warpedchick... ah bliss!

Best Director: There's not much room for creativity here... TECH.

Best Moderator: bbf2. He has been a mod for as long as I have been a member of these boards, and he has been a good one.

Best Board: TIE - Community and LOTR (What can I say?)

Worst Board: The Roseanne Arnold board... *shudder*.

The Funniest Poster: Yet again, JB. He's the only guy on here that can get me to laugh out loud while drinking soda, the bastard.

The Most Deranged Poster: Greengoblin. I SOMETIMES WONDER IF THE GUY REALIZES THAT THE CAPS KEY CAN GO "OFF".

[Warpedchick]

Best Topic: The ones Olorin and I had when we got engaged and THEY SEEMED TO HAVE DISAPPEARED!! :mad:

Worst Topic: I agree with Superman (god did I just say that?!) religious stuff.

Best Male Poster: Good Greif there are so many of them, Olorin/Superman/Frizzo/JBond/Slinger.

Best Female Poster: Fractal (Just you and me babe! ;) )

Best Director: Mr PigTECH.

Best Moderator: JBond he's always fair ;) (you can pay me later!)

Best Board: CS Community.

Worst Board: Drama/Romance

Funniest Poster: Nearly everyone who posts here.

Most Deranged Poster: Madness/S.I.G./thebtskink/dubloth and the weird thing is they are also the cutest posters!! :eek: ;)

Best Non-human Poster: Godzilla (I love giant lizards! :D )

Poster with the biggest ego: Superman!

Most Evil Poster: Greengoblin! :D

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I think in order to make this a fair (and interesting) fight, theres only one thing to do. The two of you strip, and I'll go set up the Jell-O wrestling ring!</STRONG>

In your nightmares mate!! :mad: :p

[Link]

Morag Ramsay vs Fractal_Inversion

[tyler_durden]

I vote for myself on all topics.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Morag Ramsay vs Fractal_Inversion</STRONG>

LINK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S**T HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME!! :mad:

I'm going to get JBond on to you! :mad:

[beemanbone]

I vote for Tyler on all topics.

[S.I.G.]

Woo hoo! 2 votes for deranged! I wet'em!
OK, heres mine.

Best Topic: Test: The Sequel
Worst Topic:Spider-man really a bat. (But funniest) http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Best Male Poster: Roger Phillips :D
Best Female Poster: I'm gonna say Dione and Chicklet, cause they havent got any votes yet. ;)
Best Director: Sam Raimi
Best Moderator: Marijuana
Best Board: Spider-man Hype Community :D
Worst Board: Aint-It-A-Bunch-Of-Huffin-crap.com
The Funniest Poster: SpaceManSpliff :D
The Most Deranged Poster: Chuck Cunningham :D


http://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/MeSki2.JPG

[JBond]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>

LINK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S**T HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME!! :mad:

I'm going to get JBond on to you! :mad:</STRONG>

Something wrong...

[JBond]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>Best Topic: The ones Olorin and I had when we got engaged and THEY SEEMED TO HAVE DISAPPEARED!! :mad:
</STRONG>

http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000421

[Link]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>

LINK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S**T HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME!! :mad:

I'm going to get JBond on to you! :mad:</STRONG>

When you first registered you posted under that name..

[Malice]

Best Topic - Mirko Suck up topic, that one just amuses me.

Worst Topic - Bible Study group, it just does not belong here....

Best Male Poster - Frizzo

Best Female Poster - Fractal_Inversion
Best Director - Jbond

Best Moderator - Link, I think he just really get involved in his topics...

Best Board - Feedback, of course!

Worst Board - Harry Potter

The Funniest Poster - Frizzo

The Most Deranged Poster - Frizzo

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: mrTECH ]

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>

In your nightmares mate!! :mad: :p</STRONG>

If thats a nightmare, then please don't wake me up! ;) :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by mrTECH:
<STRONG>Best Topic - Mirko Suck up topic, that one just amuses me.

Worst Topic - Bible Study group, it just does not belong here....

Best Male Poster - Frizzo

Best Female Poster - WarpedChick

Best Director - Jbond

Best Moderator - Link, I think he just really get involved in his topics...

Best Board - Feedback, of course!

Worst Board - Harry Potter

The Funniest Poster - Frizzo

The Most Deranged Poster - Frizzo</STRONG>
Wow.....three votes...kick ass! Thanks! *Throws Tech $50*

[Link]

http://www.game-revolution.com/games/ps2/action/twisted_metal_black5.jpg

What Frizzo drives in on his day to work...

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>

When you first registered you posted under that name..</STRONG>
Bwahahaha! :D Now THAT'S funny!

[thebtskink]

Best Topic: Bar Room Brawl
Worst Topic: Pick one of Shunny's.
Best Male Poster: Superman
Best Female POster: Warpedchick
Best Director: Jibbond!!!
Best Mod: bbf2
Best Board: Community.
Worst Board: Harry Potter.
Funniest Poster: Frizzo, GG, and Supes.
Most Deranged: Madness!

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>

When you first registered you posted under that name..</STRONG>

I have only posted under the name of Warpedchick and Grotesqueangel. My name is not on view. So how did you get my name?

[JBond]

I think he's right, that name did seem a little familiar. Although I don't know how he remembered that.

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Worst Board- Survivor (hate that damned show! Death to Jeff Probst!)

</STRONG>

Damn right Frizzo!

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

Something wrong...</STRONG>

Yeah I'm interested in how Link got my name as I was under the impression that our names were not on view in our profile. If he did not get it from Comingsoon then the only other way he could have was if he was Badgonegood because I answered one of his e-mails from my yahoo e-mail address which is under that name. Thankfully it is not my real name. It is one of the names I use on the net after one of my friends had a very nasty experience happen to her when she used her real name over the net.

[JBond]

I sent you a private message, Warpedchick.

[Warpedchick]

OK now I'm confused :confused: How come Mr PigTECH voted best female poster Fractal but when Frizzo quoted him it came up Warpedchick!!! :eek: :confused:

Once and for all I would like to point out that although Fractal and I live in the same city in the same Country WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!! She is young, sarcastic and has purple hair. I am older and dress and act like a vampire. :eek: ;) :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>OK now I'm confused :confused: How come Mr PigTECH voted best female poster Fractal but when Frizzo quoted him it came up Warpedchick!!! :eek: :confused:

Once and for all I would like to point out that although Fractal and I live in the same city in the same Country WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!! She is young, sarcastic and has purple hair. I am older and dress and act like a vampire. :eek: ;) :D</STRONG>

Well, if you look at Tech's original post, it says that he edited it..which means that he changed his vote after I quoted him.....

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:


What the filthy rotten swine! :mad:

Frizzo take him out or I will and if I do it, it will be long, slow and painful. And by the time I'm finished with him his fiancee will vomit everytime she looks at him!! :eek: :mad: :p

[slinger]

Best Topic - Bar Room Brawl

Worst Topic - The Twin Towers topic. Just because the incident was a horrible thing, and well the relgion arguement started again.

Best Male Poster - In the words of The Iron Giant "Superman."

Best Female Poster - Reader ;)

Best Director - JBond

Worst Director - Whoever directed 'Charlie's Angels'

Best Moderator - bbf2

Worst Moderator - Keyser Soze

Best Board - CS! Community

Worst Board - That soggy one

The Funniest Poster - Superman

The Most Deranged Poster - Well that honour goes to Madness?

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>Once and for all I would like to point out that although Fractal and I live in the same city in the same Country WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!! She is young, sarcastic and has purple hair. I am older and dress and act like a vampire. :eek: ;) :D</STRONG>

Damn straight! Just because you're my EVIL TWIN, we are NOT THE SAME PERSON!!!

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>

Well, if you look at Tech's original post, it says that he edited it..which means that he changed his vote after I quoted him.....

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</STRONG>

....Remind me to give TECH some money later....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>

What the filthy rotten swine! :mad:

Frizzo take him out or I will and if I do it, it will be long, slow and painful. And by the time I'm finished with him his fiancee will vomit everytime she looks at him!! :eek: :mad: :p</STRONG>Doesn't she do that already?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>

Well, if you look at Tech's original post, it says that he edited it..which means that he changed his vote after I quoted him.....

[ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</STRONG>
What was edited? Did I make some major error?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Worst Board- Survivor (hate that damned show! Death to Jeff Probst!)[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</STRONG>

Pssst.... Pretty soon he can be your next assignment in your hitman for hire job!

[Link]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>

Yeah I'm interested in how Link got my name as I was under the impression that our names were not on view in our profile. If he did not get it from Comingsoon then the only other way he could have was if he was Badgonegood because I answered one of his e-mails from my yahoo e-mail address which is under that name. Thankfully it is not my real name. It is one of the names I use on the net after one of my friends had a very nasty experience happen to her when she used her real name over the net.</STRONG>


It says your original name you posted as was Morag..I did not get it anywhere on the net...you must've used that name sometime during your registration..

[Link]

And don't blame me that you registered with that name....AT COMING SOON...

[RationalThinker]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>First off this is on Coming Soon Posters and not Movie posters

Vote for whatever you want...but not for yourself..</STRONG>

Best Topic

Jerry SPringer chat show brawl,maybe.


Worst Topic

The religious stuff because I don't think anyone learned a thing from it...and there were no pizza and hookers given out to the high scorers in the debate *ahem*.

Best Male Poster

JBond


Best Female Poster

Empire of Dust...J/K,...Madness.


Best Director

Ridley Scott


Best Moderator

Jbond or rOb (someone give me a coin)


Best Board

The Straight Dope:BBQ pit message boards


Worst Board

The Roman Griffen quasi intellectual philosophy board...lotsa morons.


The Funniest Poster

S.I.G. & Con Air (tie)


The Most Deranged Poster

S.I.G. and Jedi

So who gets the lifetime achievement award?

[bbf2]

Originally posted by RationalThinker:
<STRONG>
So who gets the lifetime achievement award?</STRONG>

Charlton Heston

[Lackey]

Best Topic- This one (http://www.spidermanhype.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001268&p=1) of course! :D

Worst Topic- Elements of Organic Debate Overlooked

Best Male Poster- Crimson King

Best Female Poster- Grotesqueangel

Best Director- Christopher Nolan

Best Moderator- Dew k. Mosi

Best Board- S-MH! Community

Worst Board- Drama/Romance

The Funniest Poster- Greengoblin

The Most Deranged Poster- SIG

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by RationalThinker:
<STRONG>
The Funniest Poster

S.I.G. & Con Air (tie)


The Most Deranged Poster

S.I.G. and Jedi

So who gets the lifetime achievement award?</STRONG>

I'm flattered, but why am I tied with Jedi? Is it because I'm not an atheist anymore?! :mad: All you damn liberals stick together! Thats it, I take it back! The best board on the net is Newsmax.com's Forum (http://www.newsmax.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro)! :mad: Up yours, Mirko! :mad:

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by beemanbone:
<STRONG>I vote for Tyler on all topics.</STRONG>

Woohoo, I have two votes on all topics now!! You rule!!

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Wow.....three votes...kick ass! Thanks! *Throws Tech $50*</STRONG>

So that's how you get votes, I got $100 bucks for anyone that votes for me on any topic.

[Malice]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

....Remind me to give TECH some money later....</STRONG>

WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RationalThinker]

Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<STRONG>

I'm flattered, but why am I tied with Jedi? Is it because I'm not an atheist anymore?! :mad: All you damn liberals stick together! Thats it, I take it back! The best board on the net is Newsmax.com's Forum (http://www.newsmax.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro)! :mad: Up yours, Mirko! :mad:</STRONG>

SOrry S.I.G.,I should've been more clear.YOU are the most deranged in the gut renchingly funny sort of way and Jedi is,well...just sick in the head.

I never knew you were an atheist and QUIT CALLING ME A LIBERAL...I am an "anti-conservative".

[Con-Air]

Originally posted by RationalThinker:
<STRONG>...and there were no pizza and hookers given out to the high scorers in the debate *ahem*.</STRONG>

They're in the mail I swear

<STRONG>The Funniest Poster

S.I.G. & Con Air (tie)</STRONG>

Thank you, thank you. Where did you go man? You were gone for a while.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>Worst Board- Buffy/Angel
</STRONG>

:eek: :mad:

[Psylent]

Best Topic
Buffy/Angel

Worst TopicMaybe Harry Potter, in case you haven't noticed, I never visitted there....

Best Male PosterSuperman

Best Female PosterFractal_inversion

Best DirectorJBond, his judgements seem fair, just the right stuff needed to be a Director.

Best ModeratorBetter be Doomsday!

Best BoardCS!

Worst BoardDon't know....

The Funniest PosterFrizzo

The Most Deranged PosterMaybe me...

If there's a Coolest member, I'll say Madness.

[RationalThinker]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>

They're in the mail I swear

The Funniest Poster

S.I.G. & Con Air (tie)</STRONG>

Thank you, thank you. Where did you go man? You were gone for a while.

Yeah, some RL stuff happened (the terrorist attacks and personal stuff) and I decided to adjust my priorities a bit.I will be by less often now and when I do come by I will mostly post in fanfic and other non-religious topics (for the most part *wink*).

[bbf2]

Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<STRONG>

Woohoo, I have two votes on all topics now!! You rule!!</STRONG>

Actually, you have one. You're not allowed to vote for yourself!

[beemanbone]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>Actually, you have one. You're not allowed to vote for yourself!</STRONG>

Well, now he has 2. My "strange" great uncle votes for Tyler on all topics.


Tyler...you owe me, I mean my uncle, $100. ;) ;)

[Superman]

Poster most likely to hold up a Wal-Mart: Green Goblin

Poster most likely to be seen on the F.B.I.'s most wanted list: Madness

Poster who can down a keg the fastest: Frizzo

[Warpedchick]

Link I have PMed you. READ IT! :mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Poster who can down a keg the fastest: Frizzo</STRONG>
All right! can we make this an offical category?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
All right! can we make this an offical category?</STRONG>

It has my blessing.

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by silent_speech:
<STRONG>

:eek: :mad:</STRONG>


yeah. well. i hate that forking show.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>

Actually, you have one. You're not allowed to vote for yourself!</STRONG>

That was Jack that voted for me before, let me introduce you...dammit, he dissappeared again. When he comes back I'll introduce you.
:D :D :D ;)

[tyler_durden]

We need to make a category for the poster most likely to start a category for the poster most likely to have imaginary friends.

I think that I could win that one......

[fractal_inversion]

So when are the votes going to be tallied?

[JBond]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>So when are the votes going to be tallied?</STRONG>

I thought I saw a pretty clear trend through them all, if I remember correctly...

Male Poster: Superman
Female Poster: Warpedchick
Best Director: JBond
Funniest Poster: Frizzo
Most Derabged: Madness

That's what I remember anyway.

[fractal_inversion]

I was sad enough to go through all of them and it's true, sigh. Warpedchick wins by one vote; me on five and her on six. Guess I haven't been here long enough to bribe everybody! :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>Guess I haven't been here long enough to bribe everybody! :p</STRONG>

Give it time. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>I was sad enough to go through all of them and it's true, sigh. Warpedchick wins by one vote; me on five and her on six. Guess I haven't been here long enough to bribe everybody! :p</STRONG>
Don't worry, I don't care how long you've been here! I'll take a bribe from anybody!

[Superman]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>I was sad enough to go through all of them and it's true, sigh. Warpedchick wins by one vote; me on five and her on six. Guess I haven't been here long enough to bribe everybody! :p</STRONG>

Hey if you didn't try to kill me my vote would've gone to you! :cool:

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Hey if you didn't try to kill me my vote would've gone to you! :cool:</STRONG>

I SUPPOSE YOU VOTED FOR GROTESQUEANGEL BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAD WITH THAT YOUNG WAITER FROM DENVER!! :D

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>I was sad enough to go through all of them and it's true, sigh. Warpedchick wins by one vote; me on five and her on six. Guess I haven't been here long enough to bribe everybody! :p</STRONG>

Hey I haven't been here that long either. I never bribed anyone I just bought my whip out! :eek: ;) :D

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>

Hey I haven't been here that long either. I never bribed anyone I just bought my whip out! :eek: ;) :D</STRONG>

Sure you didn't. Blackmail is more fashionable at the moment, right? ;)

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

Sure you didn't. Blackmail is more fashionable at the moment, right? ;)</STRONG>

Nah... She just put him on the torture rack, and save the nine-tails whip for me. ;)

[Olorin]

I'm back, so you can vote for me now.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>I SUPPOSE YOU VOTED FOR GROTESQUEANGEL BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAD WITH THAT YOUNG WAITER FROM DENVER!! :D</STRONG>

So? She was the legal age. :D

[Greengoblin]

SO HE SAID HE WAS SHE???........VERY DEVIOUS! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>SO HE SAID HE WAS SHE???........VERY DEVIOUS! :D</STRONG>

No no, your confusing that with your proposal to Kingpin when you play dress up. :D ;)

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

Sure you didn't. Blackmail is more fashionable at the moment, right? ;)</STRONG>

But torture is way more fun!!! :D ;)

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

Nah... She just put him on the torture rack, and save the nine-tails whip for me. ;)</STRONG>

Oh I've got something real special lined up for you worm-eater!!! :eek: ;) :D

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>I'm back, so you can vote for me now.</STRONG>

What poster most likely to dump you at the altar!!! :mad: :p ;)

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

No no, your confusing that with your proposal to Kingpin when you play dress up. </STRONG>

I KEEP TELLING YOU!!!....THAT'S NOT THE KINGPIN!.

THE PERSON YOU KEEP SEEING WITH ME IS MY EX WIFE!! :( :D

[Dione]

<STRONG>Originally posted by S.I.G.:

Best Female Poster: I'm gonna say Dione and Chicklet, cause they havent got any votes yet. </STRONG>

Awww, thanks for the vote :) I know I'm not a prominent poster (my Med Lab takes up so much of my time, so I can't spend alot of time on the computer), but it's nice to be noticed.

[ 10-13-2001: Message edited by: Dione ]

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by RationalThinker:
<STRONG>


Best Female Poster

Empire of Dust...J/K,...Madness.

</STRONG>

That was a low blow

[EmpireOfDust]

Its sad that all of you have forgotten me except Rational Thinker....

Best Topic: I'm Batman... I just love it...

Worst Topic: Religious Threads

Best Male Poster: Dubloth, you'll always be my bodygaurd

Best Female Poster: Warped Chick

Best Director: JBOND

Best Moderator: Superman

Best Board: Community

Worst Board: Harry Potter

The Funniest Poster: Superman

The Most Deranged Poster: Rob, That guys crazy... Not really, but he needed a vote somewhere...

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Its sad that all of you have forgotten me except Rational Thinker.......</STRONG>

I remember seeing your messages on the boards when I first started posting here.

[Superchunk]

hmmmm.....i wish i can vote for myself :p

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

I KEEP TELLING YOU!!!....THAT'S NOT THE KINGPIN!.

THE PERSON YOU KEEP SEEING WITH ME IS MY EX WIFE!! :( :D</STRONG>

Oh yeah, Kingping is your mistress and Doc Ock is your ex, I get it. :D ;) :p :cool:

[aeon-death]

Best Topic:

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif angel by superman :D(of course)

Worst Topic:

http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon13.gif the ones i never posted in....

Best Male Poster:

:cool:tie between superman and doomsday

Best Female Poster:

tie between fractal and grotesqueangel

Best Director:

hard to choose between Jbond and Tech.

Best Moderator:

no idea.

Best Board:

CS i guess.

Worst Board:

cant remeber now because it's too bad for me to pay attention to.

The Funniest Poster:

ah, it's gotta be frizzo and doomsday :cool:

The Most Deranged Poster:

madness...

[ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: aeon-death ]

[Olorin]

Damn, all of you are too young to know about my legacy... tsk. I feel like the forgotten champion. Either that... or I suck.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Damn, all of you are too young to know about my legacy... tsk. I feel like the forgotten champion. Either that... or I suck.</STRONG>

I was sooooooooooo tempted to reply to that but I wont!! ;) :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Damn, all of you are too young to know about my legacy... tsk. I feel like the forgotten champion. Either that... or I suck.</STRONG>
You suck.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
You suck.</STRONG>

Of course, how stupid of me.

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Oh yeah, Kingping is your mistress and Doc Ock is your ex, I get it</STRONG>

HA!...I BROKE IT OFF WITH MY EX 'CAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR (With YOU!)...BUT LATER I DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE REALLY SEEING THE KINGPIN!! :D...
( THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR...EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE!!) :D

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Damn, all of you are too young to know about my legacy... tsk. I feel like the forgotten champion. Either that... or I suck.</STRONG>

i know how you feel, i have been forgotten as well...

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Damn, all of you are too young to know about my legacy... tsk. I feel like the forgotten champion. Either that... or I suck.</STRONG>

Well maybe you'll stick around this time and make new legacys

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

Well maybe you'll stick around this time and make new legacys</STRONG>
either that, or you'll just suck more!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
either that, or you'll just suck more!</STRONG>

I think I've even lost that ability too...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>

I think I've even lost that ability too...</STRONG>
Well, there's only one way to find out

*slaps a $20 bill on the counter and drops his pants*

Now get goin'!

[Con-Air]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>

i know how you feel, i have been forgotten as well...</STRONG>

The only one who remembered me was Rational Thinker.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Well, there's only one way to find out

*slaps a $20 bill on the counter and drops his pants*

Now get goin'!</STRONG>

Might as well! *drops to his knees* Umm... Frizzo? Where is it?

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>i know how you feel, i have been forgotten as well...</STRONG>

It's not like we forced you to leave.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>The only one who remembered me was Rational Thinker.</STRONG>

You have your legacy on this board, Pizza and Hookers!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>

Might as well! *drops to his knees* Umm... Frizzo? Where is it?</STRONG>
Aw..damn....I left it my other pants! Wait..I just realized...I don't have any other pants..... :(

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Aw..damn....I left it my other pants! Wait..I just realized...I don't have any other pants..... :(</STRONG>

So you really didn't leave anything anywhere, di you Frizzo??
See, doesn't it feel better admitting it, than denying it all the time?.......

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

So you really didn't leave anything anywhere, di you Frizzo??
See, doesn't it feel better admitting it, than denying it all the time?.......</STRONG>
Shut up!

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Shut up!</STRONG>

Oh, come on now, that won't make you grow a penis :p...................

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Oh, come on now, that won't make you grow a penis :p...................</STRONG>No, but shooting you in the face will sure make me feel better!

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>No, but shooting you in the face will sure make me feel better!</STRONG>

Only if you're using a gun.... ewww...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

Only if you're using a gun.... ewww...</STRONG>A gun? Wow...I guess that would work too!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>A gun? Wow...I guess that would work too!</STRONG>

Even though you can't. :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>

Even though you can't. :D</STRONG>Sure, rub it in!

[Olorin]

OH NO! THE GAY MEN ARE COMING! :eek: RUUUUUUN!

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[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>OH NO! THE GAY MEN ARE COMING! :eek: RUUUUUUN!

:eek:---- :o-- :o-----
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</STRONG>Man, you must be bored! This is like the fourth topic that you've posted this in!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>No, but shooting you in the face will sure make me feel better!</STRONG>

Or stealing his "banana." ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Or stealing his "banana." ;)</STRONG>

Thats not a banana!

[aeon-death]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>

Thats not a banana!</STRONG>


he knows. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by aeon-death:
<STRONG>


he knows. ;)</STRONG>Hey, what can I say? I know my produce!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Hey, what can I say? I know my produce!</STRONG>

Fruits Mr. Chaquita.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Fruits Mr. Chaquita.</STRONG>I do believe that fruit is produce......

[thebtskink]

"Your produce alone has been worth the trip"

See? A movie says it! If someone says it's true on film, it must be true!!!

&lt;Breaks out Handycam : Superman Sucks!&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thanks for the assist, skink!

[thebtskink]

Anytime!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>"Your produce alone has been worth the trip"

See? A movie says it! If someone says it's true on film, it must be true!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's a f--king alien in a nuthouse and you take his word! :rolleyes: So I guess lettuce is a fruit? :cool: I'm going to try that next time I'm at the supermarket.

[bbf2]

Yeah, and he comes from a planet that sounds like a radio station.

[thebtskink]

But he's Kevin Spacey!! He's K-E-V-I-N --- S-P-A-C-E-Y!!!!

[Link]

POLLS CLOSED

Results 10/22/01

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

He's a f--king alien in a nuthouse and you take his word! :rolleyes: So I guess lettuce is a fruit? :cool: I'm going to try that next time I'm at the supermarket.</strong><hr></blockquote>
No.....Lettuce is a vegetable! Say it with me.."vegetable". Very good. I never said it was a fruit. Fruits and Veggies are both produce....thats why they're both located in the produce department! Geez...

[bbf2]

I don't think Supes knows what "produce" means!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>I don't think Supes knows what "produce" means!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thats kinda what I'm thinking.....if we're all lucky, Supes will never re-produce!

[Godzilla]

Are we ever going to see who won?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>Are we ever going to see who won?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah! Look above, it says:

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>POLLS CLOSED

Results 10/22/01</strong><hr></blockquote>

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh....so thats what that meant!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>POLLS CLOSED

Results 10/22/01</strong><hr></blockquote>


Sneak Peak: WOW! OLORIN DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING! WHOOPEE!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>I don't think Supes knows what "produce" means!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes I do! I've been kicked out of many supermarkets for molesting the cauliflower!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Yes I do! I've been kicked out of many supermarkets for molesting the cauliflower!</strong><hr></blockquote>I stand corrected!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Yes I do! I've been kicked out of many supermarkets for molesting the cauliflower!</strong><hr></blockquote>

&lt;spits out cauliflower&gt;

Damnit I asked for Brocolli! :mad:

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

&lt;spits out cauliflower&gt;

Damnit I asked for Brocolli! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

It was broccoli before I defiled it.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I stand corrected!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I stand errected.

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>POLLS CLOSED

Results 10/22/01</strong><hr></blockquote>

Liar!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

I stand errected.</strong><hr></blockquote>As usual!

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>

Liar!</strong><hr></blockquote>

DELAY

Results 11/1/01

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>

DELAY

Results 11/1/01</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's postponing this more than the Emmy's!

[bbf2]

Can you blame him? Look at some of the votes. It's difficult to tell whether to count some of them!

[thebtskink]

Bwahahahaha

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Can you blame him? Look at some of the votes. It's difficult to tell whether to count some of them!</strong><hr></blockquote>
He should just give me my "funniest poster" award and get it over with! ;)

[Link]

Oh sure..

Funniest Poster:Frizzo The Clown
Best Female:Warpedchick
Best Director:Jbond
Most Deranged Poster:Madness
I think Best Moderator is Superman even though Bbf2 had alot of votes!

More to come..

[JBond]

Why didn't you just list them all?

[Link]

Sorry..I was so damn tired I was gonna just post it all in one day...

Best Topic is The Bar Room Brawl
Worst Topic is Any Religious Topic (Religious Debate Mostly)
Best Board:Community
Worst Board:Uh...I was stuck I think it was Mole 2...

[ 10-24-2001: Message edited by: Link ]</p>

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>Oh sure..

I think Best Moderator is Superman even though Bbf2 had alot of votes!</strong><hr></blockquote>

What is that supposed to mean?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

What is that supposed to mean?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have more power than you according to Forbes magazine.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

What is that supposed to mean?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It means he disagrees with the results and is going to try to change them!! STOP HIM!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>
Funniest Poster:Frizzo The Clown
</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me! I'd like to thank my parents, because without them I wouldn't have the twisted genes that I do. I'd also like to thank the little people, namely the midgets! Now, where the hell is my little, gold statuette!!??
;)

[JBond]

I think I saw one of your midgets run off with it....oh no he's going for the garbage disposal!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

What!? Get back here you little bastard! Where are you going? I thanked you, didn't I? What more do you want?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Saved for posterity. Even waaaaay back when, when I was still fairly new, I was still the funniest bastard here. Suck on that! ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh yeah! Well I was the funniest bastard here at the first Spammies! And I'd only been here 6 months. Suck on that!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'd only been here five months at the time of these awards...and I was a mod by that time too....;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah....well.....uh......I have a crush on every girl!

*runs away in defeat*

[Frizzo the Clown]

I was wrong..I wasn't a mod yet. I became one shortly after this.....;)

[HeadHunter]

good you guys where odd in 2001.....actually nothing has changed ;)

[Tony Montana]

Its nice to see that some thing never change... like midgets never grow up!

[halo7]

Originally posted by bbf2
[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>Oh sure..

I think Best Moderator is Superman even though Bbf2 had alot of votes!</strong><hr></blockquote>

What is that supposed to mean?

Oh Get in the Kitchen and moderate me a sandwich;)

[bbf2]

Originally posted by halo7
Oh Get in the Kitchen and moderate me a sandwich;)

Who are you and why are you talking to "bbf2 from three years ago?" ;)

[halo7]

i dunno i was bored needed to get post count up etc... ;)

[Undome-Elenamin]

LOSER :p!

j/k ;)

[halo7]

ah bring it on look at our post counts now whos the loser.... oh wait :(