Milestones: Part Deux

[rObix]

2700

[Godzilla]

I just passed 1000 not long ago.

[Link]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>I just passed 1000 not long ago.</STRONG>

Me too...

[EmpireOfDust]

3067 whoohoo.. or something

[Superman]

I'm at a gazillion.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>I'm at a gazillion.</STRONG>

I'm at 15 to life......

[Greengoblin]

468!

[Frizzo the Clown]

15 hundy! Whoo hoo! Go me! Go me! Go me!

[rObix]

i think superman has used his all of his sun enhanced powers to hack into the box CS is running off of, and up his post count :P

[bbf2]

YES! 822nd post! Finally!

[bbf2]

YES! 823rd post! Finally!

[Doomsday]

2000 POSTS! YIPEE!

[JBond]

6830!!

[rObix]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
<STRONG>2000 POSTS! YIPEE!</STRONG>

liar.

Doomsday
PROJECTIONIST
Member # 487
posted 09-30-2001 10:15 PM
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[Superman]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>i think superman has used his all of his sun enhanced powers to hack into the box CS is running off of, and up his post count :P</STRONG>

They don't call me Superman fer nuthin'! &lt;Hits rOb with a sock full of marbles&gt; That was fer tryin' to make me look bad.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

They don't call me Superman fer nuthin'! &lt;Hits rOb with a sock full of marbles&gt; That was fer tryin' to make me look bad.</STRONG>

I don't think you need his help to make you look bad......

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I don't think you need his help to make you look bad......</STRONG>

You want some of dis clown!? &lt;Hits Frizzo with live cats&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

You want some of dis clown!? &lt;Hits Frizzo with live cats&gt;</STRONG>

Hey! There nothing wrong with getting hit on by some pu**y.........cats.

[rObix]

ouch....a sock full of marbles really hurts.

[JBond]

1800 members!

[Madness]

1298!!!!
Wow, oh, geez, I'm so surprised, I....
Ok, I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible,..... Supes, JBond, Frizzo, these are the littleist people I know. Uh, oh and I'd like to thank my parents for putting me in this asylum at such a young age, without them I might have actually grown up to be a well adapted, mentally stable indivdual, and who wants that!!
So in short:


STOP READING THIS POST!!!!!!


Thank-you...............

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>1298!!!!
Supes, JBond, Frizzo, these are the littleist people I know.
</STRONG>
Little? Have you been talking to my ex-girlfriend again? That b!tch!

[Malice]

720
Of course I tend to actually write notes that MEAN something!

For example....
Here is a perfect example! (http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000598)

[Superman]

Tech, I'm going to chat, go there if you can.

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Little? Have you been talking to my ex-girlfriend again? That b!tch!</STRONG>
Uh, yeah, we just talked, that's it, nothing else...........................
HEY, SHE CAME ONTO ME ALRIGHT!!!! What do you want from me!! It was viagra week at the asylum.....................


P.S. She's really kinky, I love how she wears those floppy shoes to bed, mmmmmmmmmmmm..................

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>
Uh, yeah, we just talked, that's it, nothing else...........................
HEY, SHE CAME ONTO ME ALRIGHT!!!! What do you want from me!! It was viagra week at the asylum.....................


P.S. She's really kinky, I love how she wears those floppy shoes to bed, mmmmmmmmmmmm..................

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</STRONG>
yeah, thats why she's my ex-girlfriend.....that skank! I was wondering what happened to my extra pair of shoes.....

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
yeah, thats why she's my ex-girlfriend.....that skank! I was wondering what happened to my extra pair of shoes.....</STRONG>

Oh yeah, and Frizz, if she asks you about me, you haven't seen me, hell, you don't know who I am, deal??

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Oh yeah, and Frizz, if she asks you about me, you haven't seen me, hell, you don't know who I am, deal??</STRONG>Only if you can get me my shoes back!

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Only if you can get me my shoes back!</STRONG>

Oh sure, yesterday I was flinging here clothes all over the floor, but now you tell me.................

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Oh sure, yesterday I was flinging here clothes all over the floor, but now you tell me.................</STRONG>

Sorry, man...I didn't find out until today that you even knew her.....Forget....sure, if she calls, I don't know you. What are friends for? I didn't like those shoes anyway.

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>

Sorry, man...I didn't find out until today that you even knew her.....Forget....sure, if she calls, I don't know you. What are friends for? I didn't like those shoes anyway.</STRONG>

Hey Frizz, if you got any other kinky ex's just send 'em my way, I'll show them a good time :D...............
Oh, I think those shoes looked better on her anyways ;).................

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Hey Frizz, if you got any other kinky ex's just send 'em my way, I'll show them a good time :D...............
Oh, I think those shoes looked better on her anyways ;).................</STRONG>
Well, there is the bearded lady....I could give you her number...

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Well, there is the bearded lady....I could give you her number...</STRONG>

No, bearded lady is my b*tch. Remember when you first came on the board and we talked about how I should buy her a Gillette Mach 3 razor? Hey what happened with your blow up babe?

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

No, bearded lady is my b*tch. Remember when you first came on the board and we talked about how I should buy her a Gillette Mach 3 razor? Hey what happened with your blow up babe?</STRONG>

Uh oh, looks like we got some sort of love triangle going on here...........

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

No, bearded lady is my b*tch. Remember when you first came on the board and we talked about how I should buy her a Gillette Mach 3 razor? Hey what happened with your blow up babe?</STRONG>I remember that. She said that you hadn't called her in a while, so I just figured you were done with her. And about my blow up girl..thanks for reminding me of that painful memory! She left me for a hotair balloon. What is about women and size, huh?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I remember that. She said that you hadn't called her in a while, so I just figured you were done with her. And about my blow up girl..thanks for reminding me of that painful memory! She left me for a hotair balloon. What is about women and size, huh?</STRONG>

I heard she blew that balloon nicely. Hey she was my ex too until she left me for Con-Air (I think) and then you.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

I heard she blew that balloon nicely. Hey she was my ex too until she left me for Con-Air (I think) and then you.</STRONG>
Wow...what a skank. Hey, Madness....want your turn?

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Wow...what a skank. Hey, Madness....want your turn?</STRONG>

Uh, on second thought, I'd rather not be with someone that still has remenants of you guys in her.....................

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

Uh, on second thought, I'd rather not be with someone that still has remenants of you guys in her.....................</STRONG>

Thats didn't stop you when you were with my last girlfriend......she was even wearing my shoes..remember?

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>

Thats didn't stop you when you were with my last girlfriend......she was even wearing my shoes..remember?</STRONG>
I said in her noton her....
And besides, she was kinky............

[JBond]

7000 POSTS!!!!

[beemanbone]

I just counted to 11 without using my toes!!!

[JBond]

You have 11 toes? :confused:

[beemanbone]

no, I have 10 fingers and one other thing.

[Godzilla]

1200!

[Superman]

Originally posted by beemanbone:
<STRONG>no, I have 10 fingers and one other thing.</STRONG>

And it's the size of a toe huh? ;)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

And it's the size of a toe huh? ;)</STRONG>

As long as you weren't talking about my toe, that was funny.

[Superman]

The JBond alert has notified me that I am now at 9000 posts! Countdown to 10,000 starts..... NOW!!!!

[JBond]

WHOO-HOO!!!!

I have taught him well....almost too well....he must be STOPPED!!! :mad:

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>WHOO-HOO!!!!I have taught him well....almost too well....he must be STOPPED!!! :mad:</STRONG>

Haha, we registered at the same time dammit!

[JBond]

Yeah well.....you are ugly!

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Yeah well.....you are ugly!</STRONG>

That hurt. :(

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Yeah well.....you are ugly!</STRONG>

Only because I haven't taken my night face cream off yet.

[JBond]

You will never reach 10000 posts....BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!1

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>You will never reach 10000 posts....BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!1</STRONG>

Can I?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Can I?</STRONG>That depends....how much cash do you have on you, right now?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>That depends....how much cash do you have on you, right now?</STRONG>

Three and a half franks. And by franks I mean Hot Dogs.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Three and a half franks. And by franks I mean Hot Dogs.</STRONG>
Oh...well in that case, no, you'll never make it to 10000 posts....

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Oh...well in that case, no, you'll never make it to 10000 posts....</STRONG>

I made it to 25 movies, didn't I? (I top JBond in that catigory)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

I made it to 25 movies, didn't I? (I top JBond in that catigory)</STRONG>
Big deal! I've made more than that! of course, my films are kept in the back room, and you can't rent them unless you're 18...but they're still movies!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

I made it to 25 movies, didn't I? (I top JBond in that catigory)</STRONG>

Yeah...but is it the same guy in the suit of each movie!? :p

Oh wait.....nevermind :(

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

Yeah...but is it the same guy in the suit of each movie!? :p

Oh wait.....nevermind :(</STRONG>

:D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
Big deal! I've made more than that! of course, my films are kept in the back room, and you can't rent them unless you're 18...but they're still movies!</STRONG>

Are you always the same character? I've only heard of three that star Frizzo the Clown as himself.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Are you always the same character? I've only heard of three that star Frizzo the Clown as himself.</STRONG>
No, sometimes I was Spanky McJohnson, Buck Buttsmack, Richard Holder, Jizzy McSlobber....and a few others....

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
No, sometimes I was Spanky McJohnson, Buck Buttsmack, Richard Holder, Jizzy McSlobber....and a few others....</STRONG>

HA! I WIN! :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

HA! I WIN! :p</STRONG>But they were still technically my movies!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
No, sometimes I was Spanky McJohnson, Buck Buttsmack, Richard Holder, Jizzy McSlobber....and a few others....</STRONG>

Jizzy *AHHH!!!* McSlobber?!?!?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
&lt;Immediately turns on and holds his hands over stove&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

Jizzy *AHHH!!!* McSlobber?!?!?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
&lt;Immediately turns on and holds his hands over stove&gt;</STRONG>I take it you've seen some of my work...

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I take it you've seen some of my work...</STRONG>

Yeah midget porn is classic!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Yeah midget porn is classic!</STRONG>
well, yes. Some of my films are on the film restoration list, to be preserved for posterity!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>well, yes. Some of my films are on the film restoration list, to be preserved for posterity!</STRONG>

I did some of the sound effects for that.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

I did some of the sound effects for that.</STRONG>So thats why some of the grunts and groans sounded nothing like me.....interesting...

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I take it you've seen some of my work...</STRONG>

I'm gonna send you the bill from Shriner's, you sick demented freak!!!

[TheBard]

Part Duex?

Well, I've only got a few posts, but I know that it's called "deux" instead of duex. *gg*

Whatever, keep on posting.

[JBond]

Well....I didn't name it, so :p

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>So thats why some of the grunts and groans sounded nothing like me.....interesting...</STRONG>

What about the "honking" noises when they grabbed one another? I think I was nominated for best sound effects because of that scene.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

What about the "honking" noises when they grabbed one another? I think I was nominated for best sound effects because of that scene.</STRONG>
Thats true. Those effects really made that scene believable!

[Olorin]

I accidentally missed my 2750th... oh, and thanks to whoever recreated this. I hope you enjoy the 5 billion posts my idea will get you.

[rObix]

2900th post. im ALMOST elite.

[Superman]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>2900th post. im ALMOST elite.</STRONG>

I'm almost Super-Elite.

[rObix]

yeah, well your alien bilogicial make-up allows you to post at a faster speed than a normal person not effected by earths yellow sun.

[Superman]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>yeah, well your alien bilogicial make-up allows you to post at a faster speed than a normal person not effected by earths yellow sun.</STRONG>

And it also enables me to down kegs faster than any other human can contain without reaching toxic levels.

[rObix]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

And it also enables me to down kegs faster than any other human can contain without reaching toxic levels.</STRONG>

yeah, i got that too.

[Superman]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>

yeah, i got that too.</STRONG>

It explains a lot. :D ;)

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

I'm almost Super-Elite.</STRONG>

:rolleyes:

[JBond]

No....NOOOOO!!

I missed my 7207 post!!!!!

There is no point in living...

[rObix]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

It explains a lot. :D ;)</STRONG>

yes. yes it do.

[tyler_durden]

Dammit...I missed my 1st post, why do I always do that...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

And it also enables me to down kegs faster than any other human can contain without reaching toxic levels.</STRONG> Even me?

[Stark]

Well, I just did 150...(wipes er from behind the ears...) :rolleyes:

[Stark]

oops...that was s'posed to be WATER from behind the ears...somehow I wound up on The Hun.com...what the...?
oh, well...I got another post... :o :o :o

[rObix]

frizzo, ONLY me and supes have the ability to down kegs with an inhuman speed without..dying.

hmm..thehun.com. good site. good site, indeed. they need less animalism, and more red heads, though.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>frizzo, ONLY me and supes have the ability to down kegs with an inhuman speed without..dying.

hmm..thehun.com. good site. good site, indeed. they need less animalism, and more red heads, though.</STRONG>Well, I'm willing to try anyway! I've died before....

[Superman]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>frizzo, ONLY me and supes have the ability to down kegs with an inhuman speed without..dying.</STRONG>

Actually in the CS! awards I nominated Frizz for downing the most kegs in the shortest amount of time. He's done it, died, come back and still holds the title for the only semi-human clown to successfully do that. None of the mimes made it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Actually in the CS! awards I nominated Frizz for downing the most kegs in the shortest amount of time. He's done it, died, come back and still holds the title for the only semi-human clown to successfully do that. None of the mimes made it.</STRONG>
The Winnah, and still Champ-een! Frizzo the Clown!

[Doomsday]

1500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out, Supes! :D

[rObix]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Actually in the CS! awards I nominated Frizz for downing the most kegs in the shortest amount of time. He's done it, died, come back and still holds the title for the only semi-human clown to successfully do that. None of the mimes made it.</STRONG>

pssscht.....since when are clowns human?

[Godzilla]

1300!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>

pssscht.....since when are clowns human?</STRONG>He said "semi-human!" Besides, I'm more human than Superman....

[rObix]

yes, but you are the evil one. we all know klowns are killers. they shoot us with popcorn guys, and entrap us in cotton candy cocoons.

[Madness]

Well, I'm more human thatn, uh, this piece of paper!!!! Or, this piece of pocket lint!!! And yes, even these pairs of pants!!!

Man, I am so human, pffst, the inanimate objects got nothing on me..............

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>yes, but you are the evil one. we all know klowns are killers. they shoot us with popcorn guys, and entrap us in cotton candy cocoons.</STRONG>Yeah, but I use 7.62mm popcorn!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Yeah, but I use 7.62mm popcorn!</STRONG>

I don't use those kind, they get stuck in your teeth.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

I don't use those kind, they get stuck in your teeth.</STRONG>
So, are you more of a 5.56mm man?

[Dione]

This is my 100th post. Yay! :)

[rObix]

ah. i remember my 100th post. but...

boo yah!

http://members.toast.net/alienboy/3000th.gif

look mom! im elite ;)

[Olorin]

Originally posted by rOb:
<STRONG>ah. i remember my 100th post. but...

boo yah!

http://members.toast.net/alienboy/3000th.gif

look mom! im elite ;)</STRONG>

So, am I not elite?

[Madness]

Soon now, very soon, I too shall be amongst the elite. And when this day comes to pass, and all have accepted me as one of their own, I shall exterminate these "elitists" and reign solely supreme, and these boards shall tremble beneath the iron fist of MADNESS!!!!!!
(Oh *****, I shouldn't have wrote that out loud...no matter, kill all who've read this and THEN reign supreme.........)

[ 10-15-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[rObix]

refer to the 800 number thread for the joke behind the elite status.

[bbf2]

I just got 900 recently...

Ah, crap, Superman posts 900 posts every day. I've got nothing.

[Olorin]

<STRONG> Oringinally posted by Olorin:

I once ate a hampster, and I have 2800 posts. [/b]This is


code, but it has no point.

[/b][/i]&lt;HR&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;</STRONG>

Whatever

&lt;HR&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;



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[JBond]

What the hell kind of post is that!

[Olorin]

A 2800th one, duh.

[bbf2]

Nice post, (CENSORED! THAT IS RACIST!)

You know, you've been around for(CENSORED! THAT IS RACIST!). I feel you deserve (CENSORED! THAT IS RACIST!)

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[Olorin]

Wow, yours was more butchered than mine! :eek:

[JBond]

Jesse Jackson can travel through time.......

[Olorin]

Incredible. Must be God at work.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Incredible. Must be God at work.</STRONG>

Or H.G. Wells.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Or H.G. Wells.</STRONG>

Or Marty McFly

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

Or Marty McFly</STRONG>

Doc Brown?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Doc Brown?</STRONG>

No, BOND!

[Olorin]

Umm... the God thing made sense, because it was Reverend Jesse Jackson. Hint: REVEREND.

[bbf2]

Damn you Jesse Jackson! You and your time-traveling message editing antics! Leave my posts alone!

And stop calling the Taliban!

[Madness]

To the music of "Tally man"

"RUN MR. TALIBAN,
WE KNOW WHERE YOU HIDING.
Terrorists come and they flatten your home"

That's all I got...................

[Olorin]

2900

posts for me!@3

://2900postsforme]Wowie! (http://httpOops[/i] null
jon@vanant.com
HHAHAHHA
HHHHHHAAAAHAHAAA!!!@

jon@vanant.com
I did its[/c aaugain

2900290029002900

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

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[thebtskink]

Oh..... kay...... :confused:

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Oh..... kay...... :confused:</STRONG>

Who's kay?

[thebtskink]

Sound it out Supes. I think you can read. I think you can, I think you can!! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Sound it out Supes. I think you can read. I think you can, I think you can!! :D</STRONG>

Who's....Kay....? Who'skay? Who 'skay! Whiskey! I get it dammit! :D

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Who's....Kay....? Who'skay? Who 'skay! Whiskey! I get it dammit! :D</STRONG>

Now dance, rummy!! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

A testament to how little of a life I have!


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[Superchunk]

wow.....you really do have A LOT OF TIME on your hands dont you?

[Olorin]

I miss the old days. :(

[Madness]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>I miss the old days. :(</STRONG>

Awww, poor little Olorin, misses the ol'
days, YOU OLD TIMER!!! Those days are
gone!!! We've entered a brave new world, a
new era for CS, an age if insanity, chaos,
within a malestrom of malice and
dejection!!! The times of peace, love and
good will to your fellow man are over,
gramps!! So why don't you pack up your
teeth, buy a rocking chair, and move into a
retirement castle, OR shed the old ways and
dive into the age of MADNESS!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The previous was purely facetious, not
to be taken seriously, anyone who is
offended can suck my d!ck!!!)
hehehehehe.....................

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[Olorin]

Nearly 3000, which is "Elite" right? :confused:

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Nearly 3000, which is "Elite" right? :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>
According to local folklore, yah.........

[thebtskink]

I still judge by senority. Olorin and I may not post as much as we like... but we're elite damnit!!! Damn seclusatory Supes and Jibbond...

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

Now dance, rummy!! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Which style?

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Which style?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Cotton-eyed Joe!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Which style?</strong><hr></blockquote>Do the Lambada!

[Olorin]

This is my 3000th post. It would normally be a granios exploration of the artistic and creative, but I decided to go for a more realistic approach. This is a post, like any other, the only importance arises in the uniqueness of it's occurance in our base ten number system. It kind of takes away from the glory of it all.

[JBond]

Congrats Jon!

[Olorin]

You are still doubling me, so shut up Rich. :D

[JBond]

Your post count is now 3001...like the book!!!

[Olorin]

No, it isn't. :cool:

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Do the Lambada!</strong><hr></blockquote>

skink asked for Cotton Eyed-Joe first, so it'll be a few minutes. Meanwhile help yourself to some cake and worms.

[bbf2]

ABOUT


DAMN


TIME!!!!!!!


As the first person on these boards besides Mirko and some guy who posted a few things and then left, staying with the boards ever since conception, I'd say it's about time I got 1000 posts!

You say 3000 or 5000 or whatever the hell you think is big, but really, it's not as much of a big deal as 1000 posts is! You add another digit, for crying out load!

(someone congratulate me...please!)

[JBond]

Although you insult us higher posters as "spammers", congratulations.

[JBond]

Wow, 19 members have 1000 or more posts!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Wow, 19 members have 1000 or more posts!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I told you! R.P.L.A.N. is a surefire success!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Wow, 19 members have 1000 or more posts!</strong><hr></blockquote>

We should form a secret coaltion. I don't know what the hell we'd do, but it just sounds fun saying it!

[JBond]

Yes! We can make something like in The Skulls! (I knew that movie was good for something other than a coaster!)

You and me will be the the leaders with the huge bank acounts, the ones with posts between 2000-4000 will bring new people with 1000 posts into the club and also join us in meetings to decide our money spending, and the 1000-2000 posters wash our sports cars!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Yes! We can make something like in The Skulls! (I knew that movie was good for something other than a coaster!)

You and me will be the the leaders with the huge bank acounts, the ones with posts between 2000-4000 will bring new people with 1000 posts into the club and also join us in meetings to decide our money spending, and the 1000-2000 posters wash our sports cars!!</strong><hr></blockquote>All right! No sports car washin' for me!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>All right! No sports car washin' for me!</strong><hr></blockquote>

What if it was in a bathing suit?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

What if it was in a bathing suit?</strong><hr></blockquote>

The sports car?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>The sports car?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

What if it was in a bathing suit?</strong><hr></blockquote>Do I get to wear my little speedos that say "Squeeze my bicycle horn"?

[JBond]

Good God no!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Do I get to wear my little speedos that say "Squeeze my bicycle horn"?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Whatever rolls in the cash.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Whatever rolls in the cash.</strong><hr></blockquote>Great! In that case, I may consider going against my postion of having over 2000 posts and consider washing sports cars!

[JBond]

We have enough people cleaning the cars!!! We need people to drive them!

7800!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>We have enough people cleaning the cars!!! We need people to drive them!

7800!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Then toss me the keys, I'm driving to Vegas!

[JBond]

Ok, but easy on the Honda

[Madness]

My cats breath smell slike cat food......

[Frizzo the Clown]

My cats butt smells like cat food.

[JBond]

My cafeteria food tastes like my cat's butt

[JBond]

Damn...I really set myself up there!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>My cats butt smells like cat food.</strong><hr></blockquote>
How the hell would you know that?!?!? :eek:

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>My cafeteria food tastes like my cat's butt!</strong><hr></blockquote>And how would you know that?

[ 10-24-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[tyler_durden]

I am nearing 300...

[tyler_durden]

This is post #300 for me...

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>This is post #300 for me...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Congrats! You're on your way to getting a heckuva lot more! I once posted a 300th time somewhere, but I went ahead and skipped my 301st.

[JBond]

[code]
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</pre><hr></blockquote>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>[code]
8888 0000 0000 0000
8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
8888 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
8888 0000 0000 0000
</pre><hr></blockquote></strong><hr></blockquote>

Con-friggin'-gratulations!

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Con-friggin'-gratulations!</strong><hr></blockquote>
ditto :mad:

[slinger]

I'm aiming for 2000 posts on my one year anniversary. Which in November 1st.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>[code]
8888 0000 0000 0000
8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
8888 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
8888 0000 0000 0000
</pre><hr></blockquote></strong><hr></blockquote>

Been there. Done that. :D

[JBond]

Man I hate you...

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Man I hate you...</strong><hr></blockquote>

No you envy me! Remember you even dressed up as me as a kid. :D

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

No you envy me! Remember you even dressed up as me as a kid. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

But it wasnt even a real costume! It was pajamas and most of the other kids didn't notice...

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Man I hate you...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ditto. Supes = fish poop.

[JBond]

Yeah he's a real fish poop alright!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Yeah he's a real fish poop alright!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Ditto. Supes = fish poop.</strong><hr></blockquote>

At least I ain't horse *****. :rolleyes:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

At least I ain't horse *****. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

No, you are far worse.

Fish poop = whale *****.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

No, you are far worse.

Fish poop = whale *****.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought whales were mammals...

[JBond]

I thouhgt Whales were big.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

I thought whales were mammals...</strong><hr></blockquote>

If they look like fish, then let me call them fish. It makes sense, you literalist fish poop.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

If they look like fish, then let me call them fish. It makes sense, you literalist fish poop.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will just PISS ME OFF!! :mad:

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>No, you are far worse.

Fish poop = whale *****.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll have you know whale ***** is worth a lot of money! But of course some one who is horse ***** wouldn't know that.

[bbf2]

It's official!

This is poster number 1234! Woohoo!

[tyler_durden]

This is post #370.

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

I'll have you know whale ***** is worth a lot of money! But of course some one who is horse ***** wouldn't know that.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You may be worth a lot of money, but the thing is - now listen real hard to this part, it's important and kind of tricky, so think about it - you're whale *****.

[slinger]

Post 1996.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Post 1996.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Missed by 4... that sucks. :(

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>You may be worth a lot of money, but the thing is - now listen real hard to this part, it's important and kind of tricky, so think about it - you're whale *****.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ohhh, I'm so enlightened. Ass. :rolleyes:

[slinger]

http://wmy2000.math.jussieu.fr/logoW2001.gif

Of course that's just as slinger. I'm sure I'm close to a 100 with the other user names. Doesn't seem like a year either.

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;slinger&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

[Doomsday]

1600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Ohhh, I'm so enlightened. Ass. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Am too!

[thebtskink]

2600!!!!!

[Godzilla]

Milestone for Milestones Part Duex. 200!

[bbf2]

1300! I am going at a MUCH faster rate than I was when I first got to this board!

[thebtskink]

http://thebtskink.homestead.com/files/Congrats_Supes.gif

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/creatures/smileys/smiley_md_wht.gif

You rock!!!

[ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]</p>

[Superman]

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Whoohoo! Finally made it! Thanks to thebtskink and JBond for alerting me I was near (I almost forgot!), for the lovely images too, and all you guys for cheering me on to 10,000. Of course thanks to everyone else (Frizzo, rOb, dub, bbf2, Doomsday, slinger, silent_speech, aeon-death, Green Goblin, EmpireOfDust, Godzilla, cafeman and many more) because if I didn't have lengthy conversations about comic books, X-Men, Batman, Angel, Ghost Rider (150 posts of just me and cafeman), worms, and midget sex I wouldn't be here.

And a big thanks to Mirko for putting up with me, and Tech for getting be unbanned the last two times. Hope to see you all in another 10,000! :D :cool:

[ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[A Fan]

Congrats

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by A Fan:
<strong>Congrats</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thanks!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>
Whoohoo! Finally made it! Thanks to thebtskink and JBond for alerting me I was near (I almost forgot!), for the lovely images too, and all you guys for cheering me on to 10,000.

[ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]
</strong><hr></blockquote>


I think Jibbs added his name in there!!!

[Superman]

Ah *****! I edited my post after JBond fixed it and screwed the 10,000 thing up! Sorry Bond! :(

[JBond]

It's better now.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Whoohoo! Finally made it! Thanks to thebtskink and JBond for alerting me I was near (I almost forgot!), for the lovely images too, and all you guys for cheering me on to 10,000. Of course thanks to everyone else (Frizzo, rOb, dub, bbf2, Doomsday, slinger, silent_speech, aeon-death, Green Goblin, EmpireOfDust, Godzilla, cafeman and many more) because if I didn't have lengthy conversations about comic books, X-Men, Batman, Angel, Ghost Rider (150 posts of just me and cafeman), worms, and midget sex I wouldn't be here.

And a big thanks to Mirko for putting up with me, and Tech for getting be unbanned the last two times. Hope to see you all in another 10,000! :D :cool:

[ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
Congratulations, Boss!! Can I have a raise?

[JBond]

Oh yeah, I forgot

Congrats Supes, I knew you could do it!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Congratulations, Boss!! Can I have a raise?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You sure can! Candy, give the man a raise! &lt;Candy walks over to Frizzo&gt;

Oh and JBond, see you at 10,000 soon! :cool:

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

You sure can! Candy, give the man a raise! &lt;Candy walks over to Frizzo&gt;

Oh and JBond, see you at 10,000 soon! :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Thats not the kind of raise I was talking about, but thats okay....this is better!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Thats not the kind of raise I was talking about, but thats okay....this is better!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, did you want Crystal or Monica?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Oh, did you want Crystal or Monica?</strong><hr></blockquote>

How about a 7:30 "appointment" with Crystal, and a 7:47 "appointment" with Monica?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

How about a 7:30 "appointment" with Crystal, and a 7:47 "appointment" with Monica?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd be careful with Monica. I heard the last guy she had an "appointment" with was named Bill something . . . he had some sort of government job (not a very important one, probably) and got in trouble or something. Just warning.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I'd be careful with Monica. I heard the last guy she had an "appointment" with was named Bill something . . . he had some sort of government job (not a very important one, probably) and got in trouble or something. Just warning.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey, I remember her.....I'll make sure she's not wearing a blue dress.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>How about a 7:30 "appointment" with Crystal, and a 7:47 "appointment" with Monica?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Only 17 minutes with Crystal? Man you had her for 8 hours last time, and we had to hose you two apart!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Only 17 minutes with Crystal? Man you had her for 8 hours last time, and we had to hose you two apart!</strong><hr></blockquote>Yes, but I spent the first 7 hours and 43 stuck in my zipper.....OUCH!!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Only 17 minutes with Crystal? Man you had her for 8 hours last time, and we had to hose you two apart!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think the first one is AM and the second one is PM

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I think the first one is AM and the second one is PM</strong><hr></blockquote>

That makes sense!

[beemanbone]

1000!!

I'm cool, now. Oh wait, no I'm not. :(

[Olorin]

Congrats Red-Underwear-On-The-Outside-Of-Tights-Man! You're more than tripling me!

[Doomsday]

Good job, Supes! Now you're almost as good as ME, your lethal foe! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Good job, Supes! Now you're almost as good as ME, your lethal foe! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Speaking of which, I think the new comic of our third fight is already out! Pick up the issue today! All proceeds go to Doomsday since it pays for his medical bills after I beat him with my cell phone this time. :D :)

[Doomsday]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Speaking of which, I think the new comic of our third fight is already out! Pick up the issue today! All proceeds go to Doomsday since it pays for his medical bills after I beat him with my cell phone this time. :D :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Why did you have to bring up the cell phone? Why? :(

[bbf2]

Juuuuuuuuust passed 1500! Missed posting it here! Darn!

[Optimus Prime]

Good for you! 'Grimlock' Me Grimlock say Good for you, too.

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Hound ]</p>

[Elizabeth]

I'm finally up to 100 posts! Hooray! :D

[JBond]

Congrats!

[Moe Szyslak]

I just hit 200 some time yesterday, maybe I'll hit 300 today.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Why did you have to bring up the cell phone? Why? :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

At least I didn't tell them it was your own cell phone.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

At least I didn't tell them it was your own cell phone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah good thing you didn't tell us that....

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Yeah good thing you didn't tell us that....</strong><hr></blockquote>

How did I know JBond was on the forums? I went to post in one topic and suddenly there were 5 topics responded to in that time I was making one post. I figured the CPU was activated. :D ;) :cool:

[JBond]

Hey I just got out of class and now I'm going to leave in about 3 minutes to catch a bus...but I'll be back when I get home! :D

[Moe Szyslak]

This is my 300th post.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Hey I just got out of class and now I'm going to leave in about 3 minutes to catch a bus...but I'll be back when I get home! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

See!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Hey I just got out of class and now I'm going to leave in about 3 minutes to catch a bus...but I'll be back when I get home! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Catch a bus? What did someone throw it at you? J/k, but what happened to the Aston Martin?

[Olorin]

3373, which is... 1627 away from 5000!

[ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Catch a bus? What did someone throw it at you? J/k, but what happened to the Aston Martin?</strong><hr></blockquote>

In the shop for repairs, drove off a cliff and tryed to deploy the parachute, turns out it was the other model that had the chute.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

In the shop for repairs, drove off a cliff and tryed to deploy the parachute, turns out it was the other model that had the chute.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You survived... I'm both impressed and pissed.

[Moe Szyslak]

Yeah! This is my 400th post.

[Moe Szyslak]

Post number 500 baby!

[Kyle Katarn]

Number 650 and counting!

[bbf2]

1570! Woohoo!

Yes, I do post at random times in here to up my post number, why?

[beemanbone]

Cuz you're a brave man.

[bbf2]

Or a stupid man.

[beemanbone]

There's a method to your madness.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>There's a method to your madness.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's not much of a method.

[beemanbone]

So, you're just mad?