The Ravenwood Bar

[krullglaive]

WAIT ...WAIT..THOR...let go... thor ..it is ME ..KRULL... look only me... thor

and look again.. that is gnarley .. you know your friend ..gnarley ..

and look thor.. todds not flying ..he is just standing there thinking we are all idiots

let's go upstairs and have a drink with them ..ok?..ok? ... thor ok?

thor, you are crushing my hand ..thor let go.. thor....THOR...

[gnarley]

*Sees that Thor is delusional and crushing krull's hand, gnarley races out of the basement and into the kitchen where he grabs a bucket, then fills it full of water. Next he opens the freezer and proceeds to fill the water with ice cubes. Carefully he picks up the bucket and slowly carries it to the basement and down the stairs, then gnarley throws the icy water directly onto Thor*

This should wake you up, dude!

[sphericthor]

ARGH!!! I HATE WATER!!! DAMMIT GNARLEY!!!

*Grabs a towel and runs up stairs*

Brrrrrrrrrr....... it's bloody freezing out here.... I need a hot drink....

*Grabs a Pepsi and heats it up over the fire*

Ahhhhhhhh that's good stuff right there....

*Notices Krull standing holding her hand*

Awwww Krull what happened there?

[gnarley]

Hot Pepsi? Eewwwww!! Pepsi tastes bad as it is but warmed up, yuck! Now Dr. Pepper tastes great but I wouldn't heat that up :rolleyes::P

You need to apologize to krull for crushing her hand.

[krullglaive]

*holds hand ..lip poked out and single tear trails down face..looks up like sad yahoo smilie* ..it's ok thor ..i know you didnt mean too ..

*sniff..sniff*

*wonders if she looks pathetic enough *

[gnarley]

*sees krull looking pathetic, glares at Thor, then goes and gets an ice pack for krull's hand*

Hope this helps...I think all that Pepsi is affecting his brain ;)

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Krull holding her hand and looking sad*

You mean I did that to you? :eek: When did that happen?

*Takes Krull's hand*

Are you alright? Does it hurt much? Let me have a look at that.....

*Looks at Krull's hand and starts rubbing it*

Does that help any?

*Continues to rub Krull's hand*

I'm starting to like this you know.....

*Notices Gnarley coming back in and lets go of Krull's hand*

Oh hey Gnarley.... did you know Krull hurt her hand..... well I hurt Krull's hand....

*sees the ice pack in Gnarley's hands*

Ah good man yourself mate.... she really needs that....

[gnarley]

*sees a big mess spilled on the floor by krull and Thor*

I'll go get a bucket of water and a mop tp clean it up, be right back.

*10 minutes later, gnarley returns with the bucket in 1 hand and the mop slung over his shoulders. As he turns and places the bucket on the floor, the mop smacks Thor in the back of his head. Thor cries out "Hey!" then gnarley spins around to see what happened and hits him in the face this time*

Sorry about that, bud.

*gnarley turns back around to clean up the mess and strikes Thor in the back of the head again...*

[sphericthor]

*Holds head*

Dammit Gnarley quit doing that!!

*lifts some of the ice Krull had*

Ah that's much better.....

*Starts to walk over to the basement to get some more ice*

WhooooaAAAAAAOOOOOOOOoooooaoooooooo

*Thor slips on some ice that Gnarley dropped and falls down the steps*

D'OH!!

*Thor drops to the floor unconcious again*

[gnarley]

*walks over and looks at Thor*

That's a strange place to sleep...hmmm, I saw something in the closet that.... be right back...

*goes to the closet and returns with a small box. Pulls out a tube of white grease paint and a paint brush, then starts colouring Thor's face. Next gnarley uses some red paint around his eyes and mouth so it looks like he's frowning. Then paints some green tear shaped marks coming from Thor's eyes. Finally a curly, flame red wig is placed over his hair, then quickly gnarley leaves the room*
:D

[sphericthor]

*Wakes up after a few hours wondering what happened*

Bloody hell I need to put a sign up there saying "Thor Please Mind the Steps".... owwww my head is killing me and my face feels all funny....

*Walks up the steps to see Krull and Gnarley laughing their asses off and pointing at Thor*

Damn I must look like hell after sleeping so long....

*Looks in th mirror and notices what Gnarley done*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sphericavatars/sadclown.jpg


Bloody hell what happened there?

*Looks at Krull and Gnarley*

Alright..... which one of you two did this to me?

*Silence*

Awwwww come on it's not funny......

*Thor starts to notice that Krull and Gnarley are waiting to burst out laughing*

Alright I'm gonna go wash this stuff off my face now but when I come back I wanna know who did this to me.....

*Walks off and as soon as he leaves the room loud bursts of laughter can be heard*

Dammit I know it was one of them but which one?...

[krullglaive]

*looks innocent and yells to thor as he leaves*.... i didn't do it ...
.
thor. you know i wouldn't do that..*snickers*

GNARLEY did you? *snicker*

watches thor leave and turns to Gnarley *...SHAME ON YOU..*tries not to laugh*

*giggle .. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa*

you know thor will get even don't you? giggle

[gnarley]

*stifles laughter* I thought you always looked like that.

*falls onto the floor laughing really hard*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[krullglaive]

GNARLEY...HUSH...*giggle*...HUSH..*giggle*

hehe...hehe

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA

THOR you look so cute ....hahaha

[sphericthor]

*Runs off into the middle of nowhere searching for water to wash the paint off*

Oh crap.... where the hell am I now?

*looks around but all he can see in every direction is sand*

Dammit.... luckily I have my emergency supply of Pepsi here on my trusty old belt

*Looks down but the belt is missing*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile back at the bar no one has noticed he's gone yet*

Man I'm stuck out in the desert, no Pepsi to keep me going and no idea what direction I came....... oh well I guess any direction is better than just sitting around waiting....

*starts walking not knowing where he's going or if anyone will come looking for him*

[krullglaive]

break in story guys

thinking about leaving this place meaning cs

i am glad you came to this bar thor if i leave you and gnarley continue the story ok

keep in mind i am only thinking of it so you two havent gotten rid of me yet

so behave

and thor get your butt out of that desert and back in this bar immediately ..giggle

[gnarley]

Please krull...don't go! I beg you, please stay!! I'll miss you dearly and I know Thor will too. :( Too hell with whoever is bothering you...please stay!

[sphericthor]

*Bursts in the door after his "Krull in Danger" sensor goes off*

Krull don't you be going anywhere....

*Gets down on his knees*

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE stay Krull.... I'll do anything..... hell I just ran halfway across the desert to beg you to stay..... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!

*Looks at Gnarley*

Get down on your knees man..... do more begging

*Looks back at Krull*

Oh please stay.... me and Gnarley will kill anyone who tries to get close to you..... even if it's a little fly, it'll die in spectacular fashion...... go on lets kick some ass and chew bubblegum....

Come on what do ya say?

[krullglaive]

giggle ... i love this begging stuff..

*gets a drink and sits at usually table * ..let me hear more boys ..

* leans back in chair and waits with smile on face*

[gnarley]

*runs out of the bar and returns with a handful of flowers and a big box of expensive chocolates, then drops down on one knee*

Oh please don't go krull, please stay! These boards wouldn't be the same without you. And I agree with Thor, anyone who messes with you will sorely regret it.

[krullglaive]

hahaha... nice gnarley ..thank you for the beautiful flowers and the wonderful expensive candy..

*opens candy and offers some to gnarley and thor*.. this is nice ..i could get use to this ..

*eats chocolates..* well gnarley ..i guess i should stay ..what would you guys do without me here ..and i havent seen indy yet either ..sooooooo

looks at thor..then gnarley ... well ok ..i will stay at least for a while ..i would miss you guys if i left .. and anyway i can fix the best drinks

*runs to make drinks for gnarley and thor *

*hear in background *..NOOOOOOO...no drinks krulll...its ok....krull please nooooo

*smiles and giggles ..all is back to normal*

[gnarley]

*runs to the closet and brings back 2 umbrellas, then hands 1 to Thor*

Trust me, you're going to need this. *turns to krull and says...* Your welcome and I'm glad you decided to stay krull, we'd be lost without you. I have some bad news though, Indy won't be here until sometime late in the summer.

[sphericthor]

*Looks confused*

I don't need an umbrella Gnarley..... what's the worst that could happen?

*Runs out the door and runs back in 5 mins later*

Here you go Krull.... this is a little gift for you because you decided to stick around

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sphericavatars/can_I_call_round.jpg

Hope you enjoy it....

*Still confused as to why Gnarley has an umbrella*

Dude you need to get rid of that thing.... she's just fixing up a drink

*Sits down and waits for Krull*

See she was only fixing up a drink....

*Still wondering why he needs an umbrella*

[krullglaive]

awwww thank you thor that is sooo nice

*has in hand huge tray with three blue martinis and the shaker on it..*

..i am coming with our drinks .. stumbles over chair leg and tray begins to wobble * oooooh no ..i got it ..i got ..it .. it is okay now ..steadies tray and gets to table where the guys are waiting ..see i didnt spill anything ,gnarley ..i told you i could do it..

*starts shaking the remaing martinis* ..

*gnarley suddenly feels he should run *

*.. thor just sits smiling*

*suddenly the top flies off of the shaker...krull tries to catch it ..tips the tray ..it flips high in the air .. blue martinis ..are splashing everywhere .. *

*krull looks up at guys and they are covered in blue ..dripping wet .. *

gnarley tried to use his umbrella but when the tray fell it tipped the umbrella making it useless*

oh guys ..oh guys... *picks up candy flowers and wine *

*backs away slowly .*.

oh guys ..i am soooo sorry ..

*reaches door nob * you two are the sweetest nicest guys in the world .. *opens door and runs..*.

thanks guys .. i 'm glad i'm staying tooooooo ,,,, soooorrrrrryyyyyy

[gnarley]

*walks into bar with head down, pulls out a bottle of wine and pours two glasses. Hands one to Thor thenraises his glass in order to make a toast.*

Here's to krull, a good and loyal friend, may you be happy wherever you go. This place won't be the same without you. You're sorely missed already. Thank you for everything....

*takes a sip then goes to the jukebox and plays "Missing You" by John Waite*

[gnarley]

*walks in and sees the bar empty. Sighs, walks around putting up all the chairs and stools, then turns out all of the lights after making sure the back door is locked. Stands by the front door, takes one last look around, then walks outside closing the door behind him and locking it. Looks at the Closed sign in the window, lowers his head and places a padlock on the front door, turns around, takes a deep breath, then slowly walks off into the sunset....*

[mainevent]

cool thread

[Catechumen]

*walks in and sees the bar empty. Sighs, walks around putting up all the chairs and stools, then turns out all of the lights after making sure the back door is locked. Stands by the front door, takes one last look around, then walks outside closing the door behind him and locking it. Looks at the Closed sign in the window, lowers his head and places a padlock on the front door, turns around, takes a deep breath, then slowly walks off into the sunset....*

My bar thread just got closed...so I'll come in to drown my sorrows.
*grabs an ale and downs it in one go*
*falls asleep promptly*

[moviemaker93]

Ahh... Poor little thing your are, Catchumen. You mean the inn of the golden lion. Yeah i tried to make a bar in the narnia forum. I forgot what i called it. It seems the people around here just want three bars at a time.

* Grabs a beer and finishes the whole thing in one felt swoop *

[Catechumen]

You're sweet, moviemaker:)
Yeah, no-one was posting...except me.
*orders something strong*
*downs it all in one gulp*
How's life?

[moviemaker93]

Sometimes good sometimes not.

[HeadHunter]

then you go to the Three Broomsticks...thats were all the action is ;)

[moviemaker93]

Nice new avy, HH. wen't for boundin'. BUt i miss the old potato ;)... Oops, I mena egg creme :P

[Catechumen]

Moviemaker, did you know that Fanible is calling us 'kiddy mongrels'?
*angrily calls for a coke*
*throws darts at Fanible's avatar*

[Catechumen]

Head Hunter, what happened to the bouncing sheep avatar? It was really cute!

[moviemaker93]

Oh, fanible :rolleyes:

Trist me catechumen, I don't think i have to explain why he's doing that... Which is why he should ;) :P :) :D

[Catechumen]

What do you mean?

[Catechumen]

Grabs hot cup of tea - too early in the morning to drink:)

[moviemaker93]

What do I mean!? It's obvious he hates me and you I don't know why... Well it's not that he hates me but he thinks I'm weird * Also grabs a hopt cup of tea *

[HeadHunter]

Head Hunter, what happened to the bouncing sheep avatar? It was really cute!


It tasted good with some Mint Sauce!

[Catechumen]

HeHe

[moviemaker93]

It tasted good with some Mint Sauce!

Don't forget the ham, bacon and eggs!! ;)

[Catechumen]

It tasted good with some Mint Sauce!

Why didn't you save me some?? Lamb is my favourite roast!
:P

[HeadHunter]

well then you have to go to three broomsticks for it :P

[Catechumen]

Can't be stuffed. I'll just stay here and order...*thinks*...CHOCOLATE!!!!
I'm in the mood for chocolate!

[HeadHunter]

well since you'll be talking to yourself this thread will be closed :P

[Catechumen]

Will it? Well I'd better go frequent the Prancing Pony more;)

[todd philip]

burp hi folks

[Catechumen]

Hey Todd!
*raises glass of wine to Todd*
Nice bar.

[Dansi5432]

Did anyone see the Obi-Wan Club in the movie?

[todd philip]

HEY What heppened

[Catechumen]

^What do you mean?

[Catechumen]

This has to be the only bar thread that's still open...
*orders an iced chocolate*
;)

[todd philip]

odd

[Catechumen]

Welcome back!