The Ravenwood Bar

[krullglaive]

*drops head down* i don't know them ..well i have heard of a bloody mary but i am not a big drinker ... just something that taste good gnarley ... you really want me to light it again?...you'd better think about it .... it is finally raining here gnarley ... maybe we will take some of your rain away .. i think it might turn cool too yaaaaay ..boy, i write boring stuff this early.. phew ... oh well, this it it gnarley ...

*plays happy when it rains--the jesus and mary chain*

[gnarley]

A White Russian is vodka mixed with milk, the Dude in "The Big Lebowski" drank it a lot. I'm not sure what a Bloody Mary is made from but I think it has tomato juice in it. I'll definately have another Flaming Moe... it's got quite a kick. You can gladly have the rain and your going to need this... *passes krull an umbrella then plays "I'm only happy when it rains" by Garbage*

[krullglaive]

yuck... those drinks sound awful ..* gets a glass of wine and walks toward gnarley * are you sure you want me to light this drink? ..ok..* puts wine down ..lights giant torch ...looks gnarley square in the eyes ...gnarley looks at krull then at the glass as the torch is lowered ... suddenly, gnarley runs full speed out of the bar * gnarley, come back ...*chases gnarley ...*gnarley, i switched drinks... it was only a citrus drink... it wouldn't catch fire ....gnarley... come baaaaaaaaack .......

[gnarley]

*stumbles back in the door, orders a drink then sits at a table, looking and sounding exhausted...* K-kids....m-monsters...need break..... *falls asleep before he can say any more.*

[krullglaive]

*looks at gnarley * KIDS...MONSTERS... :eek: *decides to let gnarley rest .. well for awhile.......sips drink and and tries to be quiet except.. :D plays brady bunch theme --sunshine day....and begins to quietly sing and whistle ...and tap foot ...and..*.......cant stand it gnarley get up ...be happy ... dance... sing ...sunshiny day... move .... :csgrin:

[HeadHunter]

*Covers Krull in cotton wool so she cant make any more noise*

[krullglaive]

*giggle *....let me out ...let me out.. shame on you HH ...i am going to get you when i get out of here ....i will follow you to your bar ..i know where you are ..... let me ooooout..

[HeadHunter]

*Seals her in a box*

[krullglaive]

let me oooout...HH ..i know where i can find you ....... you better be running.......let me oooooout..............*bangs on box* anybody out there .....hello.... hello...*yells* HH.. HH

[HeadHunter]

*checks*

Still in there....good good!!

*leaves again*

[krullglaive]

come back ..HH... come back ...hello hello ....when i get out i am coming to your bar ...you better watch your back ..uh huh.... HH ......help..HELP....anybody ....hello

[gnarley]

*slowly wakes up thinking he's heard someone calling for help, looks around but doesn't see anyone...drifts back to sleep*

[sphericthor]

*As Thor walks down the road he hears faint screaming and shouting coming from the Ravenwood Bar..... he strolls in to see a guy asleep at the corner table and sees a box moving around with the screams getting louder*

Thor: Ummmm Hello
Voice: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Thor: OK I'll see what I can do
Voice: Just Hurry up I've been locked in here for ages
Thor: Calm down will ya
Voice: NO!!

*Thor looks around and sees a knife and prys open the lock...... to his surprise a pretty young lady jumps out*

Thor: Hi there
Lady: Thank you thank you thank you
Thor: No problem lady
Lady: Thank you soooooooo much *giggles*
Thor: So what's your name there?
Lady: They call me Krull
Thor: Well then Krull can I get you a drink before I leave
Krull: Sure
Thor: Well I'll get you a drink then I'll be off again
Krull: Thank you for getting me out
Thor: There's you drink by the bar and I might see you around again sometime..... best be off now...... next time just give me a call and I'll be here

[HeadHunter]

You better not have damaged my box....oooo there will be hell to pay otherwise

[krullglaive]

wait thor ..will you help me carry this box over to HH's bar ..you know the three broomsticks .. * grabs one side of box and thor grabs the other ..* gnarley wake up and hold this door open ...* HH it is your turn now .... yup ... be back gnarley ..i have a job to do .. come on thor .. hold your end up ...the box thor .. sigh... come on .... be back sooooooon ..........

[HeadHunter]

*watches Krull and Thor walk out the bar carrying a box*

[krullglaive]

yes and you followed us too ..giggle ... * sips drink ....very proud of herself*

[HeadHunter]

well then its a good job i escaped so that i could do this to you

:P

[krullglaive]

*hands on hips* only you would have a pocket chainsaw... that's not fair *stamps off in a huff to the bar* what did you do to poor thor? ... is he ok?...* turns and does this :P* right back to you, HH :D .............gnarley are you asleep again.....

[gnarley]

*wakes up, slowly raises head and looks around and wonders aloud...* Wasn't there a box in here? Hmmm...*notices that he's alone, gets up, orders a drink and plays "Up All Night" by Slaughter*

[sphericthor]

*Stumbles into the Ravenwood after the long treachorous trek from the Three Broomsticks Bar in Potterville*

Has anyone seen that damn Hea...... *drops to the floor in exhaustion*

*Thor looks and sees little birds flying around his head*

Well look at all the pretty birdies

I think I like it here, maybe I'll have a Pepsi machine installed and stick aorund for a while..... if the regulars don't mind that is

*Sees that guy still sleeping at the table*

I wonder who that guy is, both times I've been here he's been sleeping

*he turns and sees Krull sitting at her table*

Well Krull what's the craic wi ye anyways?

[HeadHunter]

*Sitting at a table*

You look tired....and it isnt potterville :P....The Three BroomSticks in in Diagon Ally London :P

[krullglaive]

did you just insult me thor? ... what did you say ?... i was going to welcome you but now... hmmmmmm ... say it in proper english .. then i will welcome you and you can have your pepsi machine if i you said something nice that is ... gnarley ..what do you think? .... gnarley ....gnarley ...are you ok?

HH ... are you going to behave ... ..*looks at HH * you do know you are here and not there.. right? huh huh

*plays on jukebox ..pretty fly for a white guy--the offspring :P *

[HeadHunter]

That means How's it going with you?

see all this time talking to him and i have started to under stand him :eek:

[krullglaive]

whew... you understand him ...you are in trouble ... *runs to get HH a drink *

[HeadHunter]

yeha i am in trouble

[gnarley]

*slowly gets up to see 2 new patrons...cough, cough....ACHOO!! aaa-A Choo!!* Hi welcome to the Ravenwood *...cough, cough...* my names gnarley... never mind me...I'm sick....*AAAH...AAAHH...CHOO!!!* ...let me buy you both drinks...*reaches for a tissue and blows nose, takes some cough medicine and washes it down with a beer...then slowly drifts off to sleep......*

[sphericthor]

Yeez have all gone in the head, anyone can understand me and that HH guy is an awful eeijet, d'ya know that? Fair play though I'm only having a bit of a laugh with yeez :P

Krull I meant what I said last time in a good mannered way it's a polite question where I'm from

*hears some mumbling from the corner table*

IT'S ALIVE!!.... no wait he's sleeping again

*Looks back at Krull and HH*

What did that guy just say? I swear it sounded something like Carly but that's a girls name isn't it?

Anyways drinks are on me today...... enjoy

*hopes no one heard that*

[krullglaive]

*stands behind bar .. and starts throwing bottles up in the air ..juggling ... suddenly spins catches the bottles and pours some drinks* ... DRINKS ARE ON THOR COME AND GET IT ..... giggle ...

thor .. that is gnarley ..better learn his name ..he is a powerful man in this bar ..and he knows Indy personally ... ..he's sick with a cold

...gnarley you need a special drink.... .. that flaming drink you like so much with a little hot sauce and chili powder ought to make you feel just fine ...right gnarley ...gnarley .... * lights torch and carries drink to gnarley * gnarley..look

want one thor?...better stand back .... giggle

[HeadHunter]

*slowly gets up to see 2 new patrons...cough, cough....ACHOO!! aaa-A Choo!!* Hi welcome to the Ravenwood *...cough, cough...* my names gnarley... never mind me...I'm sick....*AAAH...AAAHH...CHOO!!!* ...let me buy you both drinks...*reaches for a tissue and blows nose, takes some cough medicine and washes it down with a beer...then slowly drifts off to sleep......*


I aint a new patron....the Three Broomsticks is being fumigated

[sphericthor]

Ah so the name is Gnarley.... I swore he said Carly but who knows, those meds must be doing something to the poor lad..... ah he knows Indy, last time I saw him he was in North Korea.... dunno why though, didn't have time to ask

Krull that drink of yours sounds good, I wouldn't mind having one of those if it's alright

[krullglaive]

* hands on hips* thor, you saw Indy too ...why can't I see him..... ok, you want one of those flaming drinks... huh ....* huffs off to make drink*

better warn him about that drink, gnarley .... lol

HH, you know you love this bar ..... i am here :D ...

[gnarley]

Did I hear someone requesting a Carly Simon song? *goes to jukebox and plays "Your So Vain"*

I aint a new patron....the Three Broomsticks is being fumigated
*returns to table, turns and sees a roach crawling up the far wall, pulls out a dagger, throws it and gets the roach dead on*

Your bar's being fumigated? Where's the fun in that?

*notices a rat on top of the jukebox, pulls out a revolver, fires and hits it right between the eyes, twirls the gun on one finger and sticks it back into it's holster*

We don't need pesticide ;) *mixes up a Flaming Moe for everyone* Enjoy!

[krullglaive]

YIKES ..it has been so dark in here ....i didn't know we had bugs and rats in here :omg: ...yikes ..yikes....*stands on table and looks around ...* i am not coming down until you clean this place , gnarley ....yikes what was that ....

thor you were lucky i didnt fix the drink :D ... i have a problem with that drink ..i seem to burn the eyebrows off the people i serve it too .. don't i gnarley ....giggle ..

i am in such a good mood .. let's dance .. .. *gets down from table even though i said i wouldn't....... runs to jukebox ...plays ...stray cat strut--stray cats ..and struts back to the table ... ..yikes was that a bug....runs to table ...YIKESSSSSSS :omg:

[sphericthor]

*Jumps out from behind the bar*

Ah good ol' Pistol Pesticide.... always good to have one of those handy..... where's you get that one form Gnarley? Seems like it's a good brand..... I gotta get me one of those

Awwww come off it Krull, I would love to have one of those drinks of yours..... I'm sure that accident with Gnarley was a one off..... anyways I'm sure my eyebrows could use a trimming down ...... just make sure you avoid my goatee

*Stands in the corner starting to get into the mood and sees Gnarley in his spot and Krull on the table dancing*

So this is what I got myself in to...... ah well it could be worse...... now if only I could get me one of those flamed drink things it would be fun

[HeadHunter]

i think thor is your new regular


mental note: you cant listen to metel and type....head banging and typing is wrong :P

[gnarley]

Ah good ol' Pistol Pesticide.... always good to have one of those handy..... where's you get that one form Gnarley? Seems like it's a good brand..... I gotta get me one of those
Actually it belongs to Indy, he left it behind with a bunch of other stuff, said I was free to use them whenever I wanted. Look here, I've even got his bullwhip, now see that fly buzzing around krull's head? Watch this....

*turns toward krull, aims and cracks the whip. SNAP!! Looks at the dead fly on the floor, then looks up at the horrified expression on krull's face*

Krull, you should know by now that you weren't in any danger, remember I'm a master when it comes to using this whip. ;):D Flaming Moes for everyone, on the house...

[krullglaive]

*crouches down on table and holds hands over head ....glares out at gnarley ...* who won that whip contest back then ,gnarley ... you better consider yourself lucky you didn't hit me ... have you gotten rid of all those nasty little creatures yet....i need to get off this table ..you have been fixing all the drinks .....i want to...i will fix thor a special flaming drink ..one fitting an irishman ..*jumps off table ...runs to bar ..gets several bottles and jumps on bar.....gnarley i saw another bug...yikes...

[moviemaker93]

Sorry for busting in again but the monkey head didn't quite do it for me. Maybe it's time i eat your heads ;)

[sphericthor]

Damn Gnarley that was one hell of a whipping..... dead bug without hurting the lady


*Thor stomps on the bug that was annoying Krull*


There we go that's one less bug to worry about, so a special drink for me... do all the new patrons get this treatment? Anyways does anyone know where I can find a Pepsi machine around these parts, I could really use a cold drink right about now

[moviemaker93]

Why don't you check the fridge ;)

[HeadHunter]

*Sets fire to the curtains and leaves Dick Dasterdly style*

[moviemaker93]

Hey head hunter you finally arrived. Now i don't have to do that job of mine earlier. HH can eat the heads himself for me.

[HeadHunter]

I dont eat heads....hwta do you think i am....a cannibal.....I just collect them :P

[moviemaker93]

Then i guess your just a fun luving lemming?

[HeadHunter]

With an armie of explosive Hamsters....and dont you forget it :P

[gnarley]

Krull, you know perfectly well that I won because you cheated. ;) Thor I had lots of practice, so now I can handle a whip easily. *steps into the light so everyone can see the scars all over his face, arms ad hands* The whip is useful in many ways, watch. I can get you a cold drink.

*aims at the fridge, snaps the whip, opening the door, cracks the whip again, this time snagging a can of pepsi and with a flick of the arm, the pepsi is pulled out and is then sent flying across the room to Thor. Thor catches and opens it, only to have the drink spray all over him*

Anyone else want one?:D

[sphericthor]

Dammit Gnarley now I'm soaked in Pepsi.... it's supposed to be in me.... not on me

*Drenched in his favourite drink Thor looks at Gnarley then looks at Krull who's giggling before turning to see the fire*

FIRE!! FIRE!! FIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

Dammit where's that bucket of water..... Gnarley!! Krull!! Where's the water!?!

*grabs the whip off Gnarley, snaps it around the last Pepsi before pulling it back and putting it over the fire....... looks back at Krull and Gnarley*

Who the hell would do that to this place? It wasn't one of your drinks was it Krull?

[krullglaive]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...thor i never made the drink ..*still standing on bar hides bottles and torch behind back* ..i ..i wasn't going to make one of those ... they are too dangerous ... * turns a spin and quickly hides torch (unlit of course) and bottles under counter * i was going to show you my shirley temple tap dance ...*begins to tap feet and side step down the bar .. gnarley and thor both stop and stare at krull * i can sing too... me and my shadow strolling down the avenue do tee do tee dooooo oh me and my shadooooooow.....wait guys *guys begin to talk and walk away*...wait....i know the dance of the seven veils ....come back..... wait....... * guys begin to throw darts and laughing and *...pooo *sits on bar with legs dangling *... i can sing and dance ........ and i bet it was HH who set the curtains on fire not me.... *lip stuck out in pout ....looking down thinking about that song..*seven veils--lucie silvas*.... i do know it ..........

[gnarley]

Well, you know Thor, pepsi will rot your teeth and the corn syrup used to make it is thought to be a cause of adult onset diabetes, so I actually did you a favour. ;)

*hears someone whimpering, turns around to see krull moping and pouting* Cheer up, come over and play some darts. *tosses a dart into the center hole while still looking at krull*

[sphericthor]

*looks around at Krull sitting on the bar with her legs dangling*

Awwww how can anyone ignore a face like that?.... just so you know Krull, you danced very well and that singing voice of yours..... simply Fantastic!! Darts requires a lot of concentration but how can anyone concentrate when in the presence of a beautiful lady such as yourself....... that's why I haven't hit the board once yet

*turns around and throws another dart...... from which he hears a loud scream*

Ah Gnarley I see you have yet another scar to add to your collection now..... sorry about that mate, like I said I haven't hit the board once yet

[krullglaive]

* jumps off bar ..prisses over too the guys* ok ...ok.. move over.. hand me the darts ..if i make all 3 of these hit in the bullseye then you two wait on me hand and foot ..a deal... huh ..speak up ..a deal ..i get anything i want for one whole day .. right ?? ...ok * takes aim with first dart ...closes left eye ....aims.. pulls back hand and throws ...* BULLSEYE.... yaaaay ....yaaaay .....yaaaaay *jumps up and down and spins around * i did it. i did it ..but ..before i throw the other two ..you two have to agree ...anything i want for one whole day ... is it a deal boys ...speak up....


oh by the way thor thank you for saying those nice things about me ..i might go easy on you when i win ...giggle

*plays the sound of fear--eels* ..waiting guys...giggle

[Colorado Cajun]

oo now this is interesting

*sits down to watch*

[gnarley]

I don't know krull...how do I know I can trust you after you cheated the last time? Thor, don't worry about the scar, I'm sure I'll get a couple more now that krull is playing darts. :D Seriously though, if you hang around here long enough, you're bound to get a few.

[sphericthor]

ok Krull I accept the challenge, I'll be your waiter for the day if you can manage the next 2 shots.... but what happens if you miss? Well.... make the next shot Krull, make this more interesting but you'll be the one under pressure if you make the shot...... Gnarley just agree to it, what's the worst that could happen?

*A sudden burst of music with the strange sound of "Dun dun dunnnnnnnn" goes through the bar*

Well that was strange..... ah well..... c'mon Krull make the shot...... just remember to hit the board, there's no pressure on the shot, nope none at all, not a single little tiny bit of pressure to make this all important shot....... cause if you miss you lose, just remember Nooooo pressure at all

Krull has anyone ever told you that the way you throw a dart is like a feather in the wind, the beauty and calmness as your hand moves through the air before letting go of the dart....

*Thor takes out a feather and blows it into the air*

.....just think of the feather in the wind Krull, forget that you're trying to hit the bullseye, think of the feather, concentrate on the feather, the feather is your friend, keep watching it's beauty, look at the feather as it glides softly through the air.......

*just then the feather goes out the window leaving Krull full of concentration on her next shot*

*Thor mumbles to himself* Damn stupid window being open, there goes my chance of a distraction, now I don't have another feather to distract her with....

[moviemaker93]

Howdy doodey cowboys!!! Wait this place looks oddly familiar. Movie posters, divided rooms for chatting, dirty talk, midget porn, surf ninjas if i were mistaken i would almost say this is the ravenwood bar from land of the living(a.k.a not dead) CS! boards. Hey krull, thor and gnarley. Missed you guys. How do you like the lasagna i brought? Good, you like it. Oh HH i finally cleaned up the dead moths this morning. If only i could remember where i put them?

... Maybe you might remember if i put my foot in your ass :P

[krullglaive]

ok guys ..*looks at guys with confidence...i am here to win ... rally round because you are going to see a pro dart thrower in action ... yup... ME.. gnarley ..... i have never cheated ..you know it .. *places dart in hand ..looks around at thor ...and gnarley ..notices CC watching and smiles..* think feather floatng in the wind ...ok ..ok here goes .... pulls hand back and thinks feather ..feather .... throws dart up ... light as a feather it leaves the hand.... sails through the air ...*..OH NOOOO *hits the totem pole , bounces off the rafters, floats to the ground like a feather... lands on gnarley's boot ...just at that moment gnarley moves..... kicks the dart up and forward.....and ..and... AND....YAAAAAY BULLSEYE... *dances around in circles ..yaaaay i won.... i won ...now guys get prepared i will tell you when and what i want soon...yes it will be wonderful... i am thinking ... hmmmmm.....lady of leisure...cant wait ...can you??????...giggle ...*dances off in delight *

[gnarley]

:rolleyes: Maybe I need to wear a suit of armour around here. ;) Good job krull but don't you have one more dart to throw?

[todd philip]

Todd Strips Naked And Jumps Up And Down

[sphericthor]

*Hangs his head in shame wondering why he told Krull how to throw the dart*

Ah well Krull all you have to do is make this one last shot.... see that window over there, well I'll be watching from out there..... ummm it has a good view.... yes it has a good view... that's it....... luckily for me my shoelace was untied and I bent down to tie it..... and Gnarley next time Krull's playing darts remind me not to be standing at the totem pole

*waits in anticipation for Krull's final throw of the dart*

Hey Krull you know you want to miss it this time.... just like that last lucky throw there's no pressure at all...... although you never said what would happen if you missed...... come on what do we get?

[moviemaker93]

Todd Strips Naked And Jumps Up And Down

* stops in for a quick visit *
* throws todd out of bar *
* then strips naked and jumps up and down ;) :P *

[krullglaive]

* hears people squealing and running outside .. realizes moviemaker threw todd out butt naked ...* ..yikes ..moviemaker shame on you and todd that naked bit is not going to work ..i don't see you ...i am only focused on winning this dart game..... i thought i won last time .. but you are insisting i throw the last one knowing i am better than you guys anyway ...oh ok... first ... thor ..you want to know what you guys get if i lose huh ...hmmmm i will wait on you hand and foot and i will dance the most beautiful dance you have ever witnessed ...yes you will sit in awe ,,,, BUT put your tongues back in guys......,because that will never happen ..i am too good at dart throwing ...yup... ok enough talk ... the third and last dart ...*puts dart in hand ,....pulls back...shuts left eye.. aims ..* NO NO WAIT ... thor behave and quit distracting me out there ..ok *gets set again and throws the dart ..perfect flight except it heads toward the window where thor is ...BUT... moviemaker still jumping up and down tries to get my attention ...he jumps up in front of window .. yells as the dart bounces off him and lands ...where guys ???... lets say it all together ..gnarley lead the choir .... BULLSEYE ...* love that sound boys.... YAAAAAAAAAAY I KNEW I WOULD WIN ...didn't you guys know it too ....YAAAAAAAAAY .... *begins doing the dance of joy .... * ...oh i love grapes guys ....YAAAAAAAAAAY great big hand fans ...YAAAAAAAAAAyY ..can't wait to see you in those native shorts guys ..you know those with the big palm trees on them ... yes and gnarley ..you will sing ...and thor i love to watch people doing the irish jig ..who better than you ...YAAAAAAY i won .... i won....... this time i did win, guys ,,,YAAAAAAAY ... do you think i over react much ? huh huh ...giggle... yup... giggle

[HeadHunter]

* stops in for a quick visit *
* throws todd out of bar *
* then strips naked and jumps up and down ;) :P *

*throws Moviemaker out the bar*

*Carries on eating his special K*

[krullglaive]

hey glad i finished writing mine before you did ..i might would have lost .. oh well .i am great.....giggle...

is that good HH?

[HeadHunter]

i dont know i cant be bothered to read ALL THOSE LETTERS :P

[krullglaive]

i am just glad i finished before you ... i would be doing some kinda dance whew...giggle ,, yup .... you almost got me in big trouble ...lol

[HeadHunter]

well i was a good 2 minutes behind you and it was already posted by the time i got here :P

[krullglaive]

oh great even better no disputes then i won fair and square ... you do realize as we speak... both todd and moviemaker are headed to your bar butt naked .....hehehehe

[HeadHunter]

Nope......Uni is there...they wont make it over the thresh hold :P

[krullglaive]

hahahahaha ...maybe ... we will just have to see ..uni does control the bar well ..soooo maybe you are right ... however ..i failed to mention this earlier.... i think i saw moviemaker spit in that cereal you were eating ..uh huh ..yup i think so ... was it good HH?...maybe not ..maybe.... oh i don't know.... hope it was ok...giggle

[gnarley]

Todd Strips Naked And Jumps Up And Down

* stops in for a quick visit *
* throws todd out of bar *
* then strips naked and jumps up and down ;) :P *
Apparently these two didn't see the sign that says:

NO SHOES, NO SHIRTS (or pants), NO SERVICE

It's a good thing that they were thrown out before I got here. *pulls revolver from holsters and spins it with one finger*
Good job krull...I'll sing but I'm glad you didn't ask me to dance. I'll never do it, not even the Seven Veils...you'll just have to use your immagination on that;)

[krullglaive]

well how about a little hip movement with the song gnarley .. .. you know like elvis ... oh i love winning ..life is good... ... *sings to herself ...everything is coming up roses*..hey yeah guys.. flowers i love them .. bring plenty .....

[gnarley]

*walks over to the mic, grabs and clears throat* Thank Ya, thank ya very much...I will now perform "Hound Dog" ....You ain't nothin but a hound dog...ain't no friend of mine....

*starts swivelling his hips, faster and faster... suddenly there's a loud popping sound...gnarley drops to the floor in pain* ...hound doOOOOOWW!! My hip just gave out!! Someone call 911....

[sphericthor]

Well done Krull.... you managed to beat my distractions so here you go, you wanted flowers so here they are....

*Thor tips his hat and hands Krull a bouquet of stargazer lilies, purple larkspur, red mini carnations, white statice and a single red rose*

So you want an Irish jig do ya? But I have to ask something first..... Who is this Elvis you speak of? and what is this 911 Gnarley speaks of?

*Everyone looks confused and no one answers*

Ah well I'm not dancing but I will play you a little song

*Goes to the back of the bar where there is no light...... everyone in the bar is wondering what he's up to.... Slowly a drum beat comes from the back of the bar as the anticipation grows the beat stops*

NOW THEN WHO'S READY FOR AN IRISH JIG!?!

*Thor jumps out into the light with his fiddle and starts playing Skibereen*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Come on people dance with me!!

[krullglaive]

WAIT WAIT STOP THE MUSIC STOP THE DANCING .......

*hands on hips *GNARLEY ..where are you?? you didnt tell me it was your birthday ... however i found out this morning and i made you a cake * see ..i know it isnt so pretty and it could be fluffier but it has candles .... see ..i will get the torch ..everyone put on the party hats ..and thor ..continue the music ... we are going to celebrate ... *runs to get torch *,,, free drinks today in gnarley's honor, too and gnarley you don't have to wait on me yet... i will wait on you today ... what can i get you gnarley?? ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! GNARLEY ...enjoy today because ..my day is coming big fella ... giggle...* runs to put on jukebox Celebration--kool & the Gang * this will play when thor gets tired ....Dance ..Sing ..Enjoy everyone ..there is a party going on right here ..we are going to celebrate... it is a celebration ... yaaaaaay gnarley ..whats your pleasure?? YAHOO..celebration ...now come on....... .. hope your day is happy .. you are the best .. party time ...yaaay yahoooooooooooooooo

[sphericthor]

Gnarley man..... it's your birthday!?! Why didn't you say?

*Pulls out a bag out of the dark corner and grabs a load of party hats*

Come on people it's PARTY TIME!!

Now everyone raise your glasses to the man himself..... and for a bit of an Irish celebration....

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

[gnarley]

Thank you both...the cake is beautiful..almost too goood to eat..alright where's the knife and plates :D. *orders a beer and starts dancing...badly...to the music....*

[krullglaive]

* runs to get gnarley's drink but notices he is dancing * .. hey gnarley you are dancing yaaay and you said you couldn't ... now that i know you can ..i will get the white suit ready ..yup .. you gnarley our very own disco king ..... but first.. it is still your birthday.. here is your drink... drink up .. enjoy your day .... *walks back to bar singing stayin alive...iiiiiiiiive...iiiiiive... *

[HeadHunter]

Birthday Beats

[gnarley]

Yeah krull I'm dancing... but terriblely... *knocks over a table, sending beer and broken glass across the floor* See.... *continues celebrating with everyone...plays Stevie Ray Vaughn's "If This House Is A Rockin' (Don't bother Knockin"....Come On In)"...* I'd like to thank you all for the great party...there's more cake...dig in!!

[moviemaker93]

*throws Moviemaker out the bar*

*Carries on eating his special K*


* Goes back in bar *
* gets rid of head hunter's special k *
* continues dancing *

Lol, this is a funny fight :P

[sphericthor]

*Wakes up to see everyone else still asleep*

Damn that was on hell of a party..... shame no one else is awake though

*Jumps behind the bar looking for some sort of painkiller....... finds a sleeping pill*

Ah this should do the trick

*Goes to sleep again*

[moviemaker93]

* Wakes up *
* wakes up thor *
* Gets everybody up *
* starts dancing *
* goes back to sleep *


* Wakes up *
* wakes thor up *
* wakes everybody... *

[krullglaive]

ok ok .... enough of this gnarley stuff ..it is all me, now ... guys, i brought my comfy chair ..so i will just sit back and wait .. ooooh.. boys.. look in the bag ..your shorts are waiting ..hope i picked the right sizes ... remember wait on me hand and foot ... ... * claps hands * hurry.. hurry.. guys ..grapes, wine, fans...where are those big hand fans ... yes life is good .. jump too it ....i am waiting patiently.... well kinda patiently ...snap to it guys ... music *clap ..clap * music i say ... whew even i think i am obnoxious .. maybe i am asking for too much.... what do you think???...giggle

[gnarley]

I can't wear shorts... my legs are too pasty white and hairy... *hands one grape to krull, eats two myself, pours krull some wine, takes three swigs....lifts the fan and starts waving... hits krull in the back of the head repeatedly...* Man...these fans are heavy... and who's going to clean up the mess from the party?

[krullglaive]

you are worthless, gnarley ..and you are breaking the rules .. you are suppose to wear the shorts, clean up the mess from the party, and place the grapes gently into my mouth .. and quit eating the grapes and drinking my wine....OUCH! i am sick of you hitting me with that fan .. i think you are doing this on purpose .. * gets up from chair and huffs off to bar ... * i should be treated better.. like a lady who beat you at your own game.. not like this..........and those shorts weren't cheap, buster ... *pouts with gnarley and waits for thor * ..thor will be nice wait and see ,,*sticks tongue out at gnarley and gets drink from the bar ..* THOR ..where is he? ..i bet he is hiding ..... .. *shakes head * .. i am not cleaning this party mess up .. it is my day ..THOR ...gnarley is cheating .. breaking the deal .. THOR... are you too ...where are you ..*starts looking everywhere * my day isn't going as planned .. GNARLEY....THOR .... GET OVER HERE NOW....please...*sits back down in chair crosses legs and arms and waits .. the pout is on*

[sphericthor]

*Peaks head out behind the bar*

Krull do I really have to wear these..... seriously why did you have to choose Pink, there must've been a better colour

*looks in the bag Krull gave him*

On second thought pink is just fine..... so what am I supposed to do now

*finds written instructions*

Oh right....

1. Get Krull the best grapes available
2. Get Krull the best wine available
3. Treat Krull like a queen for the day

OK I'm sure I can handle this

*Walks around to Krull with the best grapes he could get*

Now ma'am just lay back, relax and enjoy

*Thor takes a grape and places it in Krull's mouth then pour her a glass of great wine*

Soooo how are you enjoying this so far.... apart form the shorts I'm doing fine, hope it shows

Now just lay back and I'll cool you down with this big oversized fan you gave me

*Starts waving the fan and feels to cool air...... then he thinks to himself "Thank god this is only for one day"*

[HeadHunter]

*Throws eggs at the outside of the Ravenwood bar*

[krullglaive]

thank you thor ..i have never been treated so special * glares at gnarley * .. BUT WAIT ..* runs to door*.. was that HH ..out there throwing ...WHAT ...EGGS ..OH.. HH ....you are in for it now ... you just wait ..when you least expect it .. we will retaliate... and you...you ruined my wonderful day HH ... i am now very unhappy ...yes .. you won't like me when i'm unhappy ... do i sound tough ... *glares her toughest glare ... see HH ..tough...

thor .....gnarley ... we have a job to do ... guys .... guys... are you hiding behind the bar ??... come out of there ....GUYS

[HeadHunter]

*throws eggs at Krull* :P

[krullglaive]

HH ....HH.... you better be running .. and look at my face .*egg drips down nose .... tears fill puppy dog eyes * ..i am going to get you ..*sniff ..sniff* ..GUYS ...GUYS ...i need you HH hit me with an egg.. see... *wipes egg and tears away ..and glares toward HH's bar * ...you are in trouble HH .... i am coming for you ... thor? gnarley? .. i dont like this egg on me ..yuck...

[gnarley]

*hands krull a moist towelette then glares at HeadHunter*
Headhunter! You've gone too far this time!! Look at what you did to poor, innocent, sweet krull!!:angry:

*plays Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It" while gathering up eggs, toilet paper, torches, pitchforks, tar and feathers*

[krullglaive]

* holds head high* yeah we aren't ..where is thor? ..he needs to help us ...THOR..
thank you gnarley ... you are kind
HH you are ....well you are going to get it ......

*runs to help gnarley .. still yelling for thor*..THOR.....

[sphericthor]

What!?! what!?! Is the bar on fir....... awwwww look at you Krull what happened? Here use this...

*Thor hands Krull a brand new towel*

Now get yourself all nice and cleaned up before we go out, I can't let you go anywhere looking like that, just wouldn't be right.... wipe away that frown Krull, we're going out tonight!!

*Looks over at Gnarley*

You got the stuff ready then..... well then lets go do some egging!!

*Leaves the bar........ moments later comes back*

Well are you two coming with me or not?

[krullglaive]

yes we are... * still wiping face .. straightens hair and dress *..ok lead the way, thor ........ come on gnarley ...

we are ready thor ... *stamps off behind thor*...................................

[_manuel_]

*stamps in*

What the hell did you do to our bar?!
:mad:

*unleashes rabid pigeons inside bar*
*leaves quickly*

[krullglaive]

*hides behind bar * THOR ..THOR.. HELP.. ..where did gnarley go?? ..THOR ... i'm scared ..Help..
.manuel thor will get you ..

*peeks out from behind bar*...YIKES...HELP........

[sphericthor]

*Runs back in..... dives towards the bar while throwing eggs at manuel*

HOW DARE YOU!?! I left you all a note dammit..... it's all HH's fault

*Takes Krulls hand and leads her to the corner of the bar out of harms way...... he then pops out with the insane "Egg Chucker 3000" (fires eggs at the rate of 5 per minute) and starts aiming*

MWAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT POT HEAD!! YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT A LADY LIKE THAT!!!

*looks back to check up on Krull*

Now where were we.... ah yes..... Eat Egg!!

*Looks up at the ceiling*

Ah jeeeez piegeons.....

*starts firing eggs at the pigeons*

That'll teach them damn flying rats to mess around in here........

*Looks as they fly towards The Three Broomsticks*

[krullglaive]

*stands up * is it over now, thor.... can i come out of the corner? .... are we ok ? where did we leave gnarley? ...gnarley .... oh no ..where is he ?...

this is too much for me ... *sigh*

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Krull*

Ummmm..... he was with us at the other place and I swore he came out behind you..... lets hope he's setting up some traps

*Looks out the window*

Damn he must be good.... I can't see him anywhere

[sphericthor]

Well I best be leaving the premises right now..... got another job to take care of out there

*Takes Krull down to the cellar, gives her a torch and a gun*

Now if anyone except me and Gnarley come here you have to shoot them, you go it? Krull you understand right, it's for your own good..... don't worry it's only eggs, not gonna cause much harm to the people you hit...... just aim for their.... *coughs*

[krullglaive]

ok but ..but... not sure i like it here ..oh ok...

hurry back....

gnarley ..where are you???

[HeadHunter]

MWAHAHAHA you caused NO chaos in our bar...mwahahaha

hardly anyone reacted and thanks to the joys of MAGIK(yes a K) its all clean :P

[gnarley]

*takes out whip and lashes HeadHunter until he go back to the Three Broomsticks*

Magik! We don't need no stinkin' Magik! *listens to HH whimpering as he leaves*

Good job, krulll and Thor, the drink's are on me.

[sphericthor]

*Looks around*

Gnarley.... where's Krull? Did you let her out of the cellar?

*Hears screaming from the cellar and whips the door open*

Krull!?! Where are you? It's Thor..... are you alright?

*looks to the back of the cellar*

Ah there you are..... come over here Krull..... it's ok, they're all gone now

*Takes Krulls hand and leads her out of the cellar*

There now, you sit down there and let me get you a drink

*Gets Krull a drink*

There ya go, now what did you do with the gun I gave you?

*Looks at Krull*

Krull what are you looking at me like that for....... Krull..... Kruuulll..... put the gun down......... KRRUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!!

*Runs away as Krull take aim*

[krullglaive]

YOU PUT ME IN THE CELLAR ... BUGS....RATS....*aims egg gun at thor* ... you deserve this .. you do ..*puts finger on trigger * you do *looks at thor in the eyes .. ooooh .. ooh ..*thor looks so pitiful ..* oh poo ..*slams gun on table* ..well you meant well .. it's ok .. i guess .. is it over?.. did HH and manuel go? ..did we win ?..i was great wasnt i ?..didnt you see me in action ....wow i beat them .. i did it almost all by myself too .. giggle .. *dances around bar in joy *

*jukebox is playing ..we are the champions--queen*

[sphericthor]

*Looks strangely at Krull*

Yeah you beat them down alright..... you were wonderful at hiding, I have to admit I was impressed

*Notices Krull still has the gun beside her*

Krull can I have the gun now please? Just lift it up slowly and hand it to me.....

*A loud bang is heard and Thor screams out in serious pain..... it seems that Krull's finger slipped*

(In a squeeky voice) Did you really have to do th......

*falls to the floor*

[krullglaive]

ooooh no ..*runs to thor * i didn't mean to ..thor ..thor .. you ok ... thor ..ooohh *runs to get thor a pepsi * ..look.. look thor i brought you your favorite drink ..oh poor thor ..i am so sorry ..let me rub it ..* reaches to thor ...thor moves away quickly * ..giggles...i knew you werent hurt ... you faker ... you just didnt want me to be mad ..saying i hid the entire time .. that was my strategy.. i would hide and they would come in to get me... you and gnarley then would get them ..see i did it all ..i won .. i did it .. oh i was so good .. wasnt i thor? .. oh quit whining i didnt it you there ... hahahaha

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Krull again*

Well how did the egg get there? I know I put you down in the cellar to take care of yourself but the bugs and rats are regular guests down there..... it's like their very own bar

*Locks the cellar door*

There now we can't out you down there anymore.... don't blame me next time you need some rescuing and can't find a good place to hide

*Watches as Krull uses the puppy dog look*

Awwwww damn I'll keep you safe if there's any intruders again, next time we will use these new things they call water balloons..... apparently they're really effective..... now come sit here and I'll get you another drink

*Walks over to the bar and slips on the egg yolk*

Damn things they're haunting me.....

[krullglaive]

hahahaha ..lol thor .. you are funny .. are you hurt ? .. maybe you better just sit .. and i will wait on you .. where is gnarley, anyway ..have you notice he is never around ,lately ...* walks passed thor ..get up go sit.*... i will bring you something yummy ......i made a chocolate cake ..want some.... giggle... it is mmm ..mmm..good ..

[sphericthor]

*Gets up off the floor with egg on his butt*

I swore I just saw Gnarley a few hours ago before I let you out of the cellar, he must've dozed off in his corner

*Looks towards Gnarleys corner*

Damn it's too dark to see, lets hope he's still there

*Sits down on a bar stool*

It's funny that he promised drink all round and disappeared before either of us had the chance to take him up on the offer

*Sips drink and takes a bite of the cake Krull made*

Mmmmmmm this is some great stuff Krull..... what did you use in it...... please don't say eggs, I swear I've had enough of those today to last a lifetime

[krullglaive]

well of course eggs .. and i use some chocolate i found behind the bar .. .. you think it was good ?.. giggle.. glad you like it

*looks toward corner * gnarley ...gnarley ..are you there ? ..you better not be sleeping again .. if you are there come out and help clean this mess up ... ooh and have some of my delicious cake .....*big smile*

[gnarley]

*after a late night, gnarley sleeps soundly in the back corner at a small table*

[krullglaive]

GNARLEY... WAKE UP ....at least taste my cake ... GNARLEY ...*looks down at egg gun on table* ..gnarley if i were you i would wake up...yup.....

[gnarley]

*gnarley wakes up around 11 hours later, looks around and sees that no one else is here, closes his eyes and goes back to sleep*

[moviemaker93]

Whats up, gnarl? How you doing, good looking? Nice to see you, krull. Hows it doing, HH? Top of the morning to ya, thor.


* Goes dance with some others *
* Orders a beer *
* drinks beer *
* continues dancing *

What's been going on since i was gone?

[gnarley]

*gives moviemaker a very strange look...* Good looking?:confused: I think you've had one too many. I'm as ugly as hell, I've seen roadkill that looks better than I do. Mad dogs run when they see me. Mirrors crack when I look into them....

Now krull on the other hand is very beautiful....I hope you meant her....

[moviemaker93]

I did... and good looking wasn't only what i had in mind ;)

[sphericthor]

*Kicks moviemaker out of the bar*

That's no way to talk about a lady in here, yes she's pretty but you can't say more than that it's disrepectful

*fires a shot into the ground next to moviemaker's foot*

And stay out!! I don't miss twice

*walks back into the bar*

Hey Krull what was in that cake of yours? I've been sleeping for a long time must've been something in there...... but damn it was soooooooooo good I would love to have some more if there's any left.....

*gets drinks for Krull and Gnarley*

Now then lets drink up and be merry.....

*Thor bangs into a stool the drinks go up in the air and as if it were slow motion they land on his head*

Ah great now I'm covered in alcohol.... It's no wonder people think us Irish are always drunk

[moviemaker93]

* Gets back in bar *
* Apologizes to krull *
* Makes a mean face and a dirty look at thor *
* Apologizes *
* Gets loaded on pints of beer *
* Sits down next to KRULL, gnarl and thor *

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Moviemaker with a mean look*

I thought I told you to never come back here again....

*Pushes moviemaker aside and sits beside Krull*

Apology accepted but next time I see you in this bar I will shoot you, then Gnarley will shoot you then I'll shoot you again......

*turns to Krull*

Thanks once again for the cake, it was goooooood

[gnarley]

*places hand on revolver and does a Clint Eastwood glare at moviemaker*

Thanks for the drink Thor and you're right about krull's cake....it's delicious.

[krullglaive]

you guys behave yourself .....

*gets up from from chair and goes to jukebox.. plays--why can't we be friends--war*

* walks over behind bar and looks for chocolate * i will make another cake ..let me fine the chocolate .. finds can of chocolate... but ....*oh no, guys ..what i used for chocolate was actually sleeping powder .. no wonder you two have been sleeping alot .. *looks at guys with sweet, puppy dog eyes * i am sooooo sorry ..I KNOW... i will make you a pie instead ...you will love it... now where is that lemon juice ..*hears loud ..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... coming from thor and gnarley * NO ..no pie ..what.. you guys don't like pie ?..oh well, suit yourself ..*gets lemonade and sits back down in usual place ..shakes head in wonderment* i can't understand why you guys don't like pie...strange....

[gnarley]

Um...krull....that's not lemon juice in that container....that's a spitoon...you know, for spittin' chewing tobacco.

*plays "I Got Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks*

[moviemaker93]

* Goes back in bar *
* Apologizes *
'' I don't want to start a fight man so please let's stop it here''
I'm sorry gnarl, I'm sorry thor and most of all I'm sorry krull, Please forgive me''
* Goes to get cheesecake and four cups of coffee *

[krullglaive]

it is ok moviemaker ..please dont worry about it ..everything is fine really.. i accept your opology..you didnt even have to say it ..it is ok ..... thank you for the coffee and cheesecake .. the guys will definitely like that better than the cakes and pies i have been cooking ..giggle ..

gnarley that is really a spitoon ..yuke ... maybe i should give up baking .. *walks to back table * i never can seem to do anything right ..what is wrong with me ... *shakes head and puts head on table face down ..* i am rolling in self pity if anyone cares to notice ..*wonders if they can hear me with my head down like this ..looks up .. * guess not* puts head back down * poo ......giggle ...

[sphericthor]

*walks over to Krull to see if she's alright*

Hey cheer up little lady, the cake was good and nothing is labelled properly anyways, if it makes you feel any better I will make you a pie of your choice just let me know what you want in it and I'll do what I can

*Lays his head on the bar looking at Krull*

Hey I wanna see a smile on that face before you get a pie, go on you know you wanna.....

[moviemaker93]

* Takes a bite of krull's pie *
* '' It really is good'' *
* Starts chatting with thor about the movies *
* '' So did you hear about the movie with elijah wood?'' *
* ''Everything is illuminated'' *
* I still have to check on the internet to see what it's about *
* Goes up to krull *
* '' That pie was delicious, mind if i have another slice?'' *

[krullglaive]

*lefts head off table * glad you liked it but it was your cheesecake that was so good .. giggle .. i am through baking ..lol thor is baking now ..help us all .. can you imagine how much whiskey will be in his cakes and pies... whew .. ok thor start cooking ... giggle ..*runs to get fire extinguisher*......

[sphericthor]

Hey I'm a good chef.... only a few bottles of whiskey in this one........ anyways what's with the fire extinguisher Krull, it's not as if I'm gonna be burning the place down

*Smells smoke*

Dammit someone is smoking in this bar!!

*Notices Krull, Moviemaker and Gnarley waving their arms about shouting FIRE!!*

Ah stop worrying you lot, there's no fire at all, that was the plan

*Runs around looking for something to put the fire out with*

Hey Krull can I borrow your fire extinguisher.... it ummmm..... makes the pie taste a lot better if you baste it with the foam

*puts out the fire*

Ah there we go..... one perfect pie, very well done.......... anyone up for a slice?

[krullglaive]

hmmmmm you know i will have a piece a little later .. not feeling very hungry right now * fans smoke away ..looks at thor .....* you know i will take a piece thor.. i am sure it is delicious ... * wonders how i will eat this ..phew ... ...* ..nice pie thor :)

[moviemaker93]

You were right, Foam and whiskey were the perfect ingredients. Can i have a recipe?

Hey where did gnarly go? Haven't seem him in a while. He's probably ordering some beer for thor and and got into a fight with the bartender about basketball.

* Goes get krull some tissues to blow her nose and wipe her eyes from crying *

[krullglaive]

thank you moviemaker .. i feel better now .. i think i will try to eat thor's pie now ..* looks at pie and wonders will i get sick * ..looks goood thor .. cant wait to eat this ..yummmmmmmmmm

[gnarley]

*stumbles in the door, covered in dirt, turns around at yells to someone outside* Thanks for letting me help you on your dig, Indy. What a long day. Everything is catalogued like you wanted. Want to come in and have a drink?

*Indy says "No, not tonight, got a long day ahead of me...next time." He then leaves. gnarley sits at the bar, downs a drink and then falls asleep.*

[moviemaker93]

Hey gnarley, your back! We've missed you so much. How was your trip with indy? Pretty hectic, ha? So what are we having for dinner folks? Some more of krull and thor's delicious food? All drinks are on the house. Hey, blondey, get back here ;)

[sphericthor]

I hope you enjoy the pie Krull, I'll make you another one if you like it, I'll make a lighter version of it, not too well done and no alcohol..... eat up though before it goes bad..... I know it wont be as good as your home cooking but it was worth a shot

*looks at Gnarley*

Damn you look a bit messy there, have a slice of my special pie that I baked for Krull, I know she loves it really, she's just saving it for when she's hungry

*Looks back around at Krull and smiles*

Awwwww you ate it all and I see you were just putting your napkin in the bin, would you like another pie now or how about I mix you up a Morning with the Leprechauns, yeah I'll make you one of those

*Goes behind the bar and rumages around the bottles*

Ah there we go.... this should wake you up, lets see 1-½ ounces Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 ounce Irish whiskey, 2 teaspoons Cherry brandy, 3 ounces cold, strong coffee and I'll just crush a little ice, pop it in this big glass and hey presto

*Turns around to Krull*

Here you are ma'am one "Morning with the Leprechauns", I hope you enjoy it........

*Looks at Moviemaker*

Sorry Moviemaker you're too young for this drink..... here ya go, have a coke

*looks at Gnarley*

Sleeping again..... I'll make him one later

[moviemaker93]

The coke is fine but i prefer coffee. Hey my mom does let me drink it!

* Drinks coffee *
* That's the taste, come to mama *
* Eats slice of thor's pie *


Man this is really the best damn food i've ever tasted. Really!

* Turns to krull *
Are you alright?

* Turns to thor *

Hey thor, krull woke up. So your little alcoholic caffeine potion worked after all.

* Takes some of the drink and brings to gnarley *

It seems to be that it woke up gnarley too. Sorry for waking you up, pal but i wanted to see ya. Wanna talk? Tell me about your trip. Was it exciting? What movies are you anticipating the most this year(and i want an ordered top ten list)?

[krullglaive]

*throws napkin with pie in it in garbage..wonders how moviemaker can eat it... * best pie ever, thor, yum .. make sure gnarley has alot of it ..he will love it .. * looks at gnarley and thinks he deserves it for sleeping so much .* wake up gnarley.. moviemaker wants to talk to you ..and you haven't sung to us in awhile now .. come on gnarley.. i miss you .. give us your elvis impersonation again ... here i will play an elvis song for inspiration ok , gnarley .... *runs to jukebox-- plays ..are you lonesome tonight ...* awwww... listen gnarley ..you sound better than that.. sing ... thor will join in ...won't you thor .. thor use to perform as an irish elvis .. did you know that ? yup .. lol... (dont you just love what we can make up ).... giggle... yup irish elvis .....

[gnarley]

Sorry, can't talk with mouth full. *continues scarfing down pie....* ...delicious....

[krullglaive]

*looks at gnarley * i am waiting gnarley ..every time you have some excuse for not singing to me .. after you eat all that pie i will hear.. i am tooooo sick ..

oh... thor it isnt because the pie is awful.. no, on the contrary .. it is sooo delicious ...gnarley will just get sick because he eats too much that is all

*gets drink* waiting boys ..sing.. i am listening

[gnarley]

Ooooh! My stomach!! I ate too much!! *holds stomach with one hand while reaching for the pepto with the other* Oooooo....

MM, I was helping Indy on an archeological dig, nothing exciting and I posted my list of movies in the Movies Coming Soon forum.

[moviemaker93]

It was probably a great trip. So umm, Which thread in the movie's coming soon forum?

[krullglaive]

yeah yeah gnarley ..you are a big faker .. thor no more pies ... gnarley wont do anything ..see?

MM i dont know exactly where gnarley's list is ..i will run look .... be back soon......


mm i think gnarley will have to tell you ..i failed to find it .. i tried .. gnarley .. help him out .....

[gnarley]

Look on page 2 of the Movies Coming Soon section for the thread "List the top 10 movies I'm (You) are most wanting to see this year", this may not be the exact title but it's close enough. My list is posted in there.

*drinks more pepto right from the bottle* I'm not a faker...I just don't know when to quit........eating :D

[sphericthor]

Ah come on Gnarley you big faker.... lets sing the lady a song, after all she did ask politely..... Krull I never said I was an Irish Elvis I said I was an Elf but since you compare me to the King I'll sing you a little song

*flicks up his collar and with a terrible accent says*

Now here's a little song the man himself calls Angel

*Walks up to the mic, clears his throat and starts to sing*

"Angel, with those angel eyes
Come and take this earth boy
Up to paradise

Angel, may I hold you tight?
Never kissed an angel
Let me kiss one tonight

If I said "I love you"
Would I be speaking out of turn?
I'm only human, but I'm willing to learn

Angel, make my wish come true
Let me be in heaven here on earth with you

Angel, never kissed an angel
Let me kiss one tonight

If I said "I love you"
Would I be speaking out of turn?
I'm only human, but I'm willing to learn

Angel, make my wish come true
Let me be in heaven here on earth with you

Angel, Angel"

*swivels his knees and hips around*

Thank you.... thank you very much

*steps down off the stage*

Damn I could use a drink right about now.... hope you liked the song Krull, I'm here every day 10 til late

*looks at Gnarley*

Hey sleepy.... it's your turn

[krullglaive]

*claps loudly* ...YIKES .. that song will have all the girls swooming over you .. you will be known as the IRISH ELVIS from this day forward with that one .. by the way *looks around * which girl in this bar were you singing to anyway .. .. i saw you swiveling ..i just hope you are able to walk tomorrow .. giggle .. good thing it's gnarley's turn .. *looks back at thor and sees him sitting in a chair with six girls surrounding him ..*whew ..guess we'll talk later then,thor ................GNARLEY ...your turn ...

[gnarley]

*gets up, walks onto the stage and grabs the mic* OK, krull, this is for you. *turns the mic switch to on, suddenly the amp and speakers start billowing sparks and smoke, then all the lights go out* It wasn't me, it's not my fault!!

[krullglaive]

GNARLEY ..*runs to get fire extinguisher..puts sparks out *... gnarley ..you just don't want to sing .. ok then don't .. *goes to bar gets drink and goes to back table ...turns chair around so as not to see gnarley *..ain't know sunshine when he's gone.. ain't no sunshine when he's away *sings to herself and continues to drink *... yup .. *turns and looks at gnarley sadly then looks back at the wall.... continues to sing and drink*

[gnarley]

*lights a bunch of candles, places a stool centerstaged, picks up an accoustic guitar, strums a few notes, tunes it, then starts playing*
This is for you krull *gnarley starts singing...*
You are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
I want you to know
how much I need you
please don't take
my sunshine awaaay...

[moviemaker93]

* Enters *


I see there is a lot of singing and dancing so let me get my groove *

'' I will survive, i will survive... ''

Maybe that wasn't that right song :redface:

Thanks gnarl. I didn't really like your list that much but it's just my opinion .

[sphericthor]

Dammit Gnarley, why did you have to go and blow up the stage? I dunno but there just seems to be something strange about how it happened as soon as you got on stage

*looks around to investigate*

What's this!?!

*lifts up a briefcase*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sphericavatars/ACMEblasting.jpg

Gnarley did you interntionally blow the stage up so you could get out of singing a song? I've heard stories about how you used to get out of singing with all these mystery things happening and now I find an ACME Blasting Powder Kit after the stage explodes......

*Hears Krull singing and goes over to her*

Awwww cheer up Krull, as soon as we get this stage fixed I'll get up and sing you another little song, might take a few days but we'll have it all fixed..... me and Gnarley will do a duet so nothing bad happens

*Looks back at Gnarley*

Isn't that right Gnarley?

[krullglaive]

GNARLEY !!...oh gnarley, you were singing great....WHY???......did you blow up the stage ?.. was it ..you.... how could you?? ....
*looks around at MM ..thinks what song was THAT *
gnarley ..if it wasn't for thor we would have never known .. how could you? ..and to leave the name right there on the briefcase ....dah...really brilliant, gnarley ... i am ashamed of you ..
*hands on hips * get over here and clean this up .. thor is willing to help build the stage ..i just cant believe you did this ... you are still going to sing ... valentine's day is monday ...yes monday guys ..a duet ... and this stage better be beautiful .. yup *shakes head ...walks to bar to get apron* ..of course i am helping ..what do you think? ..i am a lady of leisure .. let's get to work guys *ties hair back with ribbon .. puts work gloves on * ....i am ready ....
next time gnarley ..i am calling indy .. so ashamed of you ............

*hears the juke box playing ...no one is to blame --howard jones*... yeah right ....

[HeadHunter]

you have to look at this

click me (http://www.vfl-waiblingen.de/bilder/calella2002bilder/139-3922_img.jpg)

[krullglaive]

*hands on hips*...i will not ..and you cant make me...

[gnarley]

So...you've found me out... *twists moustache with his fingers then lets out an evil laugh...* HAHAHAHA *proceeds to grab krull, ties her hands and feet, then carries her to the basement, straps her onto a large log. Turns on the large sawblade and watches krull slowly move towards it* :D BWA-HA-HA-HA

[sphericthor]

*Breaks in through the door to the basement to see Krull slowly moving towards the spinning blade*

Damn you Gnarley, you've gone too far this time to get off singing

*looks at Krull*

Don't worry I'll save you!!

*Falls down he stairs*

D'oh! That didn't work out well..... I'm coming Krull don't worry

*Thor starts to stare down Gnarley while Krull is screaming for someone to help*

Gnarley seriously all you had to do was sing a little song and we could've avoided this whole situtation but I will have to rescue Krull

*Pushes past Gnarley and pulls out a dagger to cut the ropes*

Don't worry Krull, I'll just cut through the ropes.... just don't look at the blade, believe me you have plenty of time left

*Starts to cut the ropes but they are double layered which makes it really difficult*

Ah there we go one rope cut..... three to go.....

*turns to see that Gnarley has gone*

Dammit..... ok here we go another attempt at cutting this rope

*the blade snaps*

Oh crap..... ummm don't worry Krull, I'm almost through it, just keep your eyes closed

*Looks around and sees an axe in the corner, runs over and grabs it and starts to cut the rope*

Damn that machine is loud........ almost there...... there we go

*Grabs Krull and pulls her away from the log just in time*

Are you alright?

[moviemaker93]

you have to look at this

click me (http://www.vfl-waiblingen.de/bilder/calella2002bilder/139-3922_img.jpg)

Someone has been watching too much queer eye :P

[krullglaive]

i am fine but... GNARLEY ..how dare you .... i will get you for this ... runs to door and looks for gnarley ... thor, i need you to help me bring gnarley back here .. ...you wait gnarley .... you are in deep trouble .. i might not be big but i am spunky .. see *puts up fist * see ..you're scared aren't you ??.. well you should be ... *pouts and walks back in bar .. talks to herself * he'll be back and then ...then he'll regret it big time ..yeah ............................yeAH.................. ................YEAH...........


*this town aint big enough for the both of us--sparks .. plays on jukebox *and it aint me who's going to leave ....you better watch your back gnarley .. yeah .. *hides behind bar and screams *...THOR ...THOR... LET"S SHOW HIM... YEAH ....*peeks out *...THOOOORRRRRRR

[gnarley]

*sneaks up behind krull and grabs her, ties her up again, takes her to a second room in the basement. Ties a rope around her wrists, hoists her up in the air over a pit of razor sharp spikes. Ties the other end of the rope to a pillar, then places a candle under the rope and lights it, watching the rope start to burn...*

BWA-HA-HAA!!

[sphericthor]

*Runs into the bar*

Krull were just just calling me?... Krull? Where are you? Come on this isn't funny...... KRULL!?! HELLLLLOOOOOOO!! KRUUUUUUUUULLLLL!!

*Hears screaming coming form the basement*

Bloody hell he got her again........ Don't worry Krull I'm coming!!

*Runs down to the basement but can't see Krull or Gnarley anywhere*

KRUUUUUULLLLLLLLL!!....... Dammit I guess she's not down here

*kicks a bucket that's on the floor and suddenly a loud rumbling noise comes from behind*

Well well what have we got here.... it looks like some sorta secret entrance

*Screams get louder*

I'm coming Krull don't worry....... Gnarley you're going down!!

*Runs into a large room to see Krull hanging above the pit and Gnarley trying to sneak away*

Don't worry Krull I'll have you down from there in just a moment

*Blows out the candle but notices Gnarley escaping through another tunnel*

Krull don't go anywhere, just hang around for a moment so I can find something for you to grab on to

*Searches around for something to reach out so he can pull Krull in*

Ah here we go.... this should do the trick

*Throws a long rope that wraps around Krull's waist...... he then pulls her in*

You need to stop being abducted.... now you can stay here or come with me.... I'm going through that tunnel to see if I can find him

*Runs into the tunnel*

Kruuuuullllll are you coming?

[krullglaive]

wait ..i am coming ..thor wait .. stop hold it ..everyone ..take 5 ..
yes i want to tell you guys HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ..you are special friends and i want to thank you for talking to me in this thread and caring about me .. i enjoy posting with you and think you are the best ..thanks guys ..big hugs
...now back to the ...wait on me thor i am going with you this time.. gnarley is really going to get it just wait till we get him* bumps into thor * oh sorry am i following you too closely .. sorry *looks around * whispers to thor *..do you know where we are? thor ...thor...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Wow...I'm really missing a lot by not coming in here.... :omg:

[stonefaced_1]

I wonder when the last time they talked about Indy was?

[gnarley]

*swings from a rope and grabs krull. Takes her up a staircase and out the backdoor. Races across a field huffing and puffing all the way untill gnarley and krull reaches some rail road tracks. Gnarley then proceeds to tie krull to the tracks and awaits an oncoming train* BWA-HA HAAAA :D

I wonder when the last time they talked about Indy was?
The previous page ;)

Happy Valentines day everyone...hope it was good.

[sphericthor]

*walks in a day late*

Ummm happy valentine's day.....

*Looks around but can't see Krull anywhere*

Dammit where has she got to now.... I guess she must've decided to stay behind afterall

*Sees a rope dangling from a large hole above*

Wait a second.... that wasn't there a minute ago...... dammit he got her again!!

*Thor starts to climb the rope and can hear the faint screaming of Krull in the distance*

Now where has he taken her this time...... hmmmm let's think.... If I was a crazy homicidal maniac out in the middle of nowhere what would I do?

*Thinks about it for a few minutes*

Aha a crazy homicidal maniac would use the train tracks.... now how the hell am I gonna get there

*Looks around and sees a horse tied up along with a long lasso*

Ah well it's better than nothing.....

*Starts to gallop across the fields on his newly aquired horse when he sees the train in the distance and can hear laughing and screaming*

I'm gonna torture this guy when I catch him

*Finally reaches the track and sees Gnarley running and Krull tied to the trracks*

What is this guy's fascination with tieing her up?

*Chases Gnarley down and ropes him with the lasso and drags him along to free Krull from certain death..... again*

Now that I have freed you once again Krull we're going back to the bar, we're gonna torture Gnarley for a while, have a few drinks and torture him some more....

*Helps Krull up onto the horse*

Let's go....

[krullglaive]

* looks at gnarley *that is a perfect place for you gnarley ...usually i am sweet and kind but i have had it with you .. *smiles at thor * perfect torture device for gnarley, thor...*now where are my knives .. *.....

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Gnarley spinning away on the Death Wheel as 2 guys from nowhere start to spin it*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sphericavatars/gpic1_4.jpg


Awwww look at poor Gnarley.... just wait a sec while I get something out of this bag....... Ah Look Krull.... it's your knives

*Hands Krull the knives*

Have fun Krull.... you deserve it

[Frizzo the Clown]

Wow...I'm really missing a lot by not coming in here.... :omg:
I guess the reason I don't come in here is that no one seems to even notice when I do....

[krullglaive]

i was going to answer you but i wanted more time .. you are always welcome ..please come talk to us ..we need more people ..have a drink ...throw a knive at gnarley, enjoy yourself... please.... *runs to get drink for frizzo *...what you want ,frizzo?

[Frizzo the Clown]

I can throw knives in here? Sweet. The State tells me I'm not allowed to have any sharp objects, but if you say its okay..... ;)

[krullglaive]

yes this is indy's bar.. knives are a must .. and gnarley is a perfect one to practice on ..have you ever thrown a knife?? ..hear throw this one at gnarley *spin the wheel guys * ..loving it gnarley ... that will teach you to be mean to me ...
throw it frizzo .. wait why dont you throw it without looking ...
yes ...will you like that gnarley ....huh ..huh????

[Frizzo the Clown]

Well, last time I threw a knife, I ended up doing a bit of time. You won't tell my parole officer, will you?

[sphericthor]

Ah Frizzo you're throwing knives again... and good ol' Gnarley, look at him spinning there screaming in delight

*picks up a knife*

So Gnarley, my aim isn't as good as it used to be but I bet I can hit the middle of the weel

*Throws the knife at the wheel*

How the hell did it get into the wall behind me? I need another knife....

*lifts up another knife and throws it at the board again*

Gnarley man I am so sorry I didn't mean to hit you there.... oh god that looks painful, jeez he's not gonna be talking rough for a while

[gnarley]

*catches a knife in his mouth, makes a flicking motion with his head and tries to hit Thor with the knife but gets Frizzo instead...then slowly passes out from the motion of the spinning wheel...*

[Frizzo the Clown]

AHHHH!!! My spleen!!

*Frizzo falls over, clutching his spleen. After several minutes of writhing around in pain, he realizes he doesn't even know what a spleen is, or wheres its located in the body, so he stands up.*

Well, that was pointless.

[krullglaive]

hahahahahahaha ... funny .. isnt stories fun ....*picks up a knife*.. ready gnarley ...spin boys ...* hears gnarley pleading*... NOOOOOOOOOOOO... not krulll she cant do anything right ..she will ....she will....NOOOOOOOOOOOO................

[sphericthor]

*Looks on in desperation wondering what fate Krull has in store for Gnarley*

Krull you're a great knife thrower bu..... I mean sure throw all the knives you want, just take your time and hit the target

*Watches as one by one the knives get closer to Gnarley*

Poor Gna..... I mean Krull, all the things he has put you through, he deserves everything he gets

[gnarley]

*the knife thrown by krull cuts the strap holding down my right arm. Unties his other hand then his left foot all the while the wheel is still spinning....the force of the spinning causes gnarley to lose his grip, he lets out a scream as his head and arms keep hitting the floor and furniture on each spin, until the force snaps the last strap and gnarley goes flying into the wall...he lets out a whimper after sliding to the floor...*

[krullglaive]

oh no ...*runs to gnarley * poooooor gnarley ... are you ok ??... *kneels down next to gnarley * i am so sorry, gnarley ..i didnt want you hurt ..just ..well just .. a little ..welll you know .. you have been mean but oooooh, gnarley, are you ok?? ..* gets up and runs to get gnarley a drink and some ice * .. gnarley i will pack you in ice ... from head to toe ..it will make you feel brand new ...i will hurry back, gnarley .....you will love this.............................................. .......

[gnarley]

Oh krull...I'm so sorry, I don't know what got into me... it must have been something in the pie.... oh please forgive me... I hurt all over except for here... *points to elbow* and here... *touches forehead* and here *touches the top of his nose* ....

[sphericthor]

*Covers Gnarley in barrow loads of ice*

Ah there you go, you'll recover in no time.....

*waits for a few minutes and starts laughing and pointing at Gnarley*

Hey Krull come and look at this...... Gnarley just turned into a Smurf!!!

[krullglaive]

GNARLEY ..you do look blue ..are you ok? .. did thor put too much ice on you ??... gnarley ...gnarley ....


*jukebox is playing ...cold as ice--foreigner*

[gnarley]

Does this make me Gnarley Smurf? lol... I need more ice, this feels good though...suddenly I feel like singing the Blues...ah this is so refreshing...Do I look good in blue? I think so...

*plays "The Icicle Melts" by the Cranberries*

[krullglaive]

thor ...i think gnarley is liking this a little too much .... what do you think?

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Gnarley then turns and looks at Krull*

Yeah I think he's enjoying it waaaaaay too much lets gradually remove him from it so he doesn't suffer too much.....

*Thinks about it for a moment*

You know what he's missing?

*runs behind the bar and grabs something*

Close your eyes Krull..... this is gonna be a scream

*puts a big white fluffy beard on Gnarley*

hehehehe look Krull.... It's Papa Gnarley Smurf

[krullglaive]

*trys not to laugh at gnarley* ..giggle ... giggle... gnarley you look ..giggle .. nice ..really nice.... giggle *turns away so gnarley doesnt see ...rolls with laughter ....*



the jukebox plays --you look wonderful tonight--eric clapton * ....lol..........

[moviemaker93]

Hi everyone. Haven't been here in a while so decided to stop by. With that fight going on here are some questions i believe you will be answering to DETECTIVE FRENCHY and his helper LARS HONEYTOAST and me MOVIEMAKER93 :D:

How are you doing, krull?
Are you too drunk on whisky to answer your question, thor?
Did gnarl come out alive?
Is frizzo gone because i wann say some nasty things about him? :hehe:

[gnarley]

I look gooood in a beard ;). The Smurfs were after my time, so I don't know many of them......but krull looks like Smurfette...:D

Just to let you know, I love the cold and prefer it over hot weather...which is why I live in a desert...lol.
*plays "Riding through the desert on a Horse With No Name" by Neil Young*

[krullglaive]

giggle ..
hey MM i am fine ..hope you are too ..gnarley is alive but....if thor has his way we will see .....
did you hear gnarley, thor ??.. he doesn't like heat ..hmmmmm bet thor can change that ice to something more fitting for a desert guy ... yup ...
thor, gnarley did say i look like smurfette kinda cute huh *dances around merrily* not good enough to save him though??...huh..thor??...but thor.. gnarley is sweet now .. a regular papa smurf type ...
i tried gnarley ...*goes to hide behind bar .. *

[gnarley]

Well...I don't know Thor or the Smurfs enough to know which one he could be... there's always the Leprechaun on the Lucky Charms box ;) but that's too stereotypical... hmmm... maybe he's Underdog...never fear, Underdog's here :)

*plays "Who Are You?" by the Who*

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Krull dancing around happily then looks at Gnarley sitting in a puddle with the beard on*

Yep looks like things are back to normal aorund here..... for now

*suddenly a spotlight appears and a burst of music sounds*

Dammit I hate when that happens...... it's like you can't say anything that sounds suspicious without that damn noise blaring out from nowhere.... someday I'll find out where it is....

*Looks around*

Hmmmm where could it be? Krull? Gnarley? Do either of you know where it is or can you even hear it?

*Sits down next to the bar then watches in laughter as Gnarley tries to move after a night on ice and smiles as Krull dances around merrily*

Hey just for the record I could be a strange cross breed of Lucky Charms Guy and a Smurf..... A Leprasmu...... nah sounds too cheesy..... I'll just be good ol' Irish Smurf ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sphericavatars/irish_smurf.jpg

[krullglaive]

very cute, thor ...* gets drink and goes to usual table .. watches thor and gnarley act silly ..thinks boy i am glad i am never silly* giggle

[todd philip]

I'm back!

(todd gives krull kiss)

[gnarley]

I'm fine. *takes a step and winces* Everythings ok...*groans* All good here...

*plays "Hurt's So Good" by John Cougar Mellencamp*

[krullglaive]

* jumps up from seat* todd ..behave yourself ..shame on you ...* shakes head.. where have you been ??? how are you ??

poor gnarley .. need more ice, gnarley??.. wait dont try to run ....come back ....gnarley wait......... WAIIIIIITTT

[gnarley]

Ice? Yup, I could use some more...in my drink..lol. *goes to back of bar and watches to see if krull's going to slap Todd*

*plays "Waiting Is The Hardest Part" by Tom Petty*

[sphericthor]

*Looks in disgust at Todd*

Now listen up here the lady deserves to be treated with some respect, you just can't come in and do that without upsetting her

*Looks around at Krull*

You alright there Krull? You better cover up your eyes there little lady, this could get a little messy

*Pulls out his gun*

I bought this off some little fella called Bugsy Malone, he told me that these splurge guns fire shaving cream and can be realllllllllly messy at times

*Starts shooting at Todd*

Mwahahahahahaha treat the lady with respect and you don't get hurt

*Looks around at Gnarley*

Ah why not it's only a laugh....

*Fires a shot at Gnarley hitting him right in the butt*

Ok Krull you can open your eyes now..... it's all over :D

[krullglaive]

*uncovers eyes* ...giggle ...*looks at todd ..tries not to laugh ..giggle * thor .. what have you done ?? ..*snicker* .. *..sees gnarley walking to bar ..can't hold back the laughter anymore*...hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ... what is on your ..hmmm ...looks like a bunny's tail, gnarley...hahahahahahahaha ..* goes to get paper towels ....*... looks like some guys will be cleaning up .. giggle... so funny .....hope todd and gnarley aren't angry ,thor ... giggle.......

[gnarley]

OW!!!*over dramatizes his reaction*

*takes out whip, cracks it towards Thor, knocking the gun out of his hand, cracks the whip again but this time around the gun. Flicks the whip, bring the gun back to gnarley.*

It's payback time ;)
*starts firing at Thor until he's completely covered in shaving cream*

Oh look, we have our very own snowman :D HA HA HA HA!!

[todd philip]

(todd cracks whip, hits Krull's highny)

[krullglaive]

OOOOOOOUCH *grabs hinny looks around at todd * TODD ... *tears puddle in krulls eyes* why did you do that? *sniff sniff* i was only ..*sniff sniff* .. giggling a little ...* looks down then up with water filled puppy dog eyes ..(like yahoo sad smilie) * that hurt..*rubs hinny and pokes out pouty lip* i am not talking to you ..*prisses off to bar but doesnt sit ..stands and gets a drink * looks back at todd with a glare and whispers * oooow that hurts ..

* one tear falls slowly down krull's cheek*


*jukebox plays ..everybody hurts--REM. *

[moviemaker93]

I love R.E.M. Especially that song. Good choice krull. Here's a tissue. Now wipe off those tears! No one wants top see you like this. Take a deep breath... Wait why is krull crying in the first place?

[sphericthor]

*Looks and sees Krull standing quietly at the bar*

Hey there little lady why do I see a tear sliding down your face? Has Todd done something to you again?

*Looks over at Todd*

That's the look of a guilty man right there....

*Walks up to Todd*

For your repeated harassment of the lady you will be punished by being tossed into the snake pit that I have been told is right behind the bar

*Looks around looking for Gnarley*

Hey Krull has Gnarley disappeared on one of his treks again.... damn I'm gonna get him for making me look like a damn snowman

*Cracks a whip at Todd*

How do you like it eh? Well it aint nice is it? Now off to the pit you go....

*Looks at Krull*

Krull would you like to have the honour of pulling the lever?

[krullglaive]

no i can't .. i will cover my eyes and you do it ..*walks to pit ..covers eyes ..but... takes a tiny peek ..* ..ok i am ready , thor ... NOW....

[sphericthor]

*Takes Krull's hand and places it on the lever*

Ok Krull on the count of three...... One..... Two..... THREE!!

*Pulls Krull's hand along with the lever as Todd drops into the pit*

Well now that we have that sorted out how abouts I get you a drink? What would madam like?

[krullglaive]

* looks in pit * YIKES .. thor wait ..we can't leave him there ... thor....thor ...come back ..wait thor...*looks back at pit* .... but thor..... wait.....*uses tissue MM gave her ...wipes tears away *.............. thor........

[sphericthor]

*Looks back at Krull*

Awww I can't leave the lady like that..... ok Krull I'm coming, I'll help him out

*Grabs a whip and begins lowering it*

Nah wait a sec.... if I let him out he'll only hurt you again.... he can get himself out

*Looks back at Krull*

Come on we'll just close over the hatch and cover it up and you'll forget all about it

*Takes Krull's hand*

Come on Krull if we go over to the corner and sit with Gnarley we wont hear a thing

[gnarley]

*arrives outside the bar in a large truck with four helpers and a large, canvas covered cage, in which growls can be heard coming from within it. The workers help gnarley lower the cage from the truck and place it by the pit*

OK everyone, on my command release the tiger into the pit.

*grabs the lever to the pit and gets ready to pull it*

1...2...3...open it....

*gnarley pulls the lever opening the pit. The tiger drops in and Todd lets out a cry....growls can be heard followed by the sounds of bones being crunched...20 mins later, a loud belch is heard in the pit*

That's what you get for hurting krull... How about a drink everyone, it was a long night.

[krullglaive]

oh, no ... oh, no..... what was that noisy??.... gnarley .. what did you do ? ...


*oh, me--nirvana*

[gnarley]

I did it for you krull, I had to. He wouldn't leave you alone. I think it had a unexpected side effect though.... the Tiger must have scared Thor away...:D either that or he's allergic to cats.

*plays "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent*

3000th Post!!! Woo Hoo!!:D

[sphericthor]

*Walks in sneezing*

Damn I swear someone brought a cat in here.....

*Looks at Krull*

Well Todd seems to have gone all quiet.... I think we'll keep him down there for another while yet... I don't think he learned his lesson yet

*Wonders why Gnarley is snickering in the corner*

Hey Gnarley.... what's so funny over there?

*walks over to the bar*

Man I really need a cold Pepsi right about now....

*sneezes more and more*

Damn I swear there must be a cat around here somewhere but there's only snakes in the pit..... oh well it must be the dust

*Looks over to Krull*

Hey Krull want anything over from here..... you look a little pale, is everything alright? If you're worried about Todd he'll be fine, I'm sure he's down there right now playing with the snakes..... hell it's not as if someone put a tiger in there

[krullglaive]

but thor .... *looks out the window * ... poor todd...poor todd...

i guess you two are just going to drink and party now ... oooooh .. poor todd

you do know no one will come back to our bar ever ...

*puts head face down on table ..hands holding head ... *...

*jukebox plays ..i wanna be sedated --the ramones*

[gnarley]

*slides a box of tissues along the bar to Thor* I think you could use these. *snickers*

So, how about some drinks everyone? *clawing noises can be heard coming from the pit followed by a dull thump. The sounds of multiple footsteps can be heard approaching the bar*

Mmmm...these drinks are good... *a large, orange object is seen from out of the corner of gnarley's eye going behind the bar counter*

Did you guys see something?... Hmmm...it must have been my immagination...

*plays "Animal" by Pearl Jam*

[sphericthor]

*Looks at Gnarley ina funny manner*

Man you need to sleep more, you're going crazy.... why would there be a big orange thing behind the bar? Anyways it's getting real hot in here I'm gonna go fix myself up a drink

*walks over to the bar*

I think I'll have myself a "Flying Tiger".....

*Goes behind the bar and starts to fix up his drink*

Lets see now we'll get a glass of ice, a shot of Vodka, some Galliano, little bit of White Creme de Menthe and top it all off with a little bit of orange jui............

*Suddenly Thor lets out a huge scream and starts backing up slowly*

Alright which one of you is the wise guy or girl..... I said I wanted a flying tiger not a real freakin TIGER!!

*Starts backing off more quickly*

Krull get under the table and out of the way..... this is one big beast back here........ Gnarley..... I could use a whip and a little helping hand when you're up to it.......

*Looks at the Tiger*

Ummmmm Krull.... Gnarely..... do you think you guys could hurry it up a little this thing is getting rather close.......

[gnarley]

*rushes over to the bar, jumps over it and lands in front of Thor*

Go, quickly, I'll take care of this.

*Thor runs to be with krull who's still hiding under the table. They watch as gnarley slowly lowers to the ground behind the bar until he's out of sight. Puzzled, krull and Thor look at each other. Suddenly strange noises can be heard coming from behind the bar...they approach cautiously....they peer slowly over the top of the bar to see gnarley scritching the Tiger behind the ears as it is licking his face...*

You're a good kitty, yes you are... oh, hi guys...say hi to kitty.

*when Thor goes behind the bar, the Tiger leaps to it's feet and starts growling*

Now, now kitty...be nice

[krullglaive]

hi kitty ..*leans over bar * you are so beautiful *

at that moment kitty stops growling at thor and turns to krull *..hi sweet thing ...*the tiger leaps over the bar onto krull throwing them both to the floor ...both guys are in shock..*

KRULL....KRULL.... *both gnarley and thor look over bar and begin to laugh * ..whoa ..wait.. kitty ... wait ..ooooh...help ..yuck... ...

*guys roar with laughter ..krull is under the tiger being licked in the face .. Gnarley get kitty off me ...i am soaked .... yuck... kitty off ...ooofffff.... gnarley help me...

*both guys slide to floor behind bar ..laughing...*

GUYS ..

back kitty.... oooh no .....dont lick me again...... yuck.......nice kitty ...go now...

guys ..........

[sphericthor]

*Looks down at Krull*

Ok Kitty.... good kitty.... let go of her now.... like a good little kitty you are........... Oh crap....... nice kitty, leave Krull alone now

*starts backing away*

Gnarley call your big cat away...... it really doesn't seem to like me...... what did I do

*stumbles over a small bar stool*

Aha I remember a trick I saw many yea...... no wait that was a lion, damn why couldn't it have been a tiger.....

*falls on the floor and finds a whip*

Don't worry Krull, I'll get you out of there!! Just don't make any sudden movements....

*lashes the whip around the tigers neck but gets dragged in*

OH SHI.......

*Thor gets dragged in underneath the tiger as Krull escapes*

Great so now I'm stuck in here..... why does nothing ever go to plan around this place.... I swear, there must be a curse in this place.....

*Looks into the tigers eyes*

Ok ok you don't like me and I don't like you.... lets just be reasonable about this for a moment......... bloody hell I'm talking to a tiger..... Krull could you give me a hand out of here, this thing seems to like you..... Krull? KRULL? KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[krullglaive]

oooooh Thor ..i'll help ..*runs to get Gnarley* ..

GNARLEY..GNARLEY....

[gnarley]

Kitty! Stop! Come here!

*the Tiger ignores him and keeps dragging Thor out the door and towards the pit. Gnarley chases after them, after grabbing a rope. Kitty drops Thor into the pit then sits there staring at him.*

Don't worry, I'll get you out! *lowers the rope into the pit and pulls Thor out. We walk back to the bar but before we get there, Kitty grabs Thor by the neck and drags him back to the pit and drops him in again. Kitty then lets out a loud purring sound*

Oh, I see what's going on...Kitty just wants to play....:D

[krullglaive]

*gets down on hands and knees and peers into pit *..THOR ...THOR.. you there ,thor ..

kitty is playing thor ..THOR ...are you having fun yet , thor?

when are you comimg out of there?.. you need to quit playing and get to work .. our bar needs cleaning and we need to start thinking about what to do on St. Patrick's Day

THOR....... come out now......

[gnarley]

Come Kitty! *Kitty follows gnarley back into the bar and sits by his feet when he sits at is favourite table*

So, what are our plans for St. Patrick's Day? Are we going to dye the beer green? *stares towards the pit and wonders* When's Thor going to come out of there? I left the rope hanging in there tied to a tree.

[sphericthor]

*wakes up after being knocked unconcious by the fall and hears Krull calling*

Damn cat... of all people why did it have to play with me..... now how the hell do I get out of this place......

*Thor looks around not knowing there's a rope behind him*

Krull? Gnarley? Are you guys there? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Backs up and hits the rope*

Ah good a way out of this damn pit...

*Thor starts to climb up the rope and suddenly stops halway up*

Wait a second did she just say cleaning.....

*Thinks about it for a second*

Well it's better than being down in this pit....

*continues to climb the rope and finally gets out of the pit*

Hi there.... sorry I'm a little late but that's one very spacious place down there, hell if I had me some treasure I would keep it down there...

*Looks at Krull and Gnarley sitting discussing St. Patrick's Day and joins them at the table*

Well then St. Patrick's Day..... we're gonna have the place all decked out in Green, green beer with shamrocks on top, we all have to wear green, we'll have nothing but Irish music playing and we'll simply have a ceili (We all sing, dance and I'll play the fiddle) then last but not least we'll all take part in the great Irish tradition known as "Drowning the Shamrock" in which we take the shamrocks we wore all day and for good luck either drink it or throw it over our left shoulder

[gnarley]

Hey Thor, glad you made it, those St. Patrick's Day plans sound very good. I'll bring the Shamrock shakes from McDonalds ;). Oh and don't worry about kitty, he's asleep.

*kitty is sleeping at gnarley's feet, when suddenly his ears prick up and his eyes slowly open....*

[krullglaive]

i like the plans too, thor ..even gnarley's shakes ...

.i will wear an irish dancing dress ..ok thor ..is that good ...and i will dress kitty too ..with a green kitty coat ...

*looks down at kitty .. kitty looks up ...then licks krull's leg .. * yuck ..kitty ...

gnarley i dont like all that licking kitty does ... do something.....

i will bring cookies and cupcakes ..green of course...anything else guys..i have irish music ..i do ..really ... want me to bring it?....

*looks at kitty *.... dont you dare kitty......

[gnarley]

There's not much that I can do, Kitty really likes you. :)

*plays "Lick It Up" by KISS*

[sphericthor]

Krull an Irish dress would look fantastic especially since you're wearing it and Gnarle.....

*Looks to see Kitty sitting with Krull*

Ummmm can you keep that cat away from me.... it seems to like you there Krull, maybe you can keep it happy and away from me

*Note to self.... don't annoy Krull, she has the cat on her side*

Anyways so we're gearing up for the big St. Patrick's Day Bash in here.... Krull those cookies and cupcakes sound delicious...

*Looks at Gnarley*

Shamrock shakes eh? Well they sound good.... lets hope they're as good as they sound

*walks over to the bar and looks back to see Krull, Gnarley and kitty all sitting waiting*

I'm not going behind that bar again.... last time I went back there that thing beside you two attacked me

*leans over and fixes up a few drinks*

So what kinda drinks would you two like over now......

*Hears kitty running behind him*

OH SHI.......

*Kitty drags Thor down to the pit again and in an echoing voice Thor can be heard shouting*

KRULL!! GNARLEY!! CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP!!!

[gnarley]

It's a good thing we left the rope hanging in the pit but things could be worse, you could have ended up like poor ol' Todd.

*turns to kitty* Alright, kitty, Thor has had enough, behave or I'm sending you to the Zoo.

Shamrock shakes are triple thick shakes made with a green colouring and they taste like mint. They're delicious.:) Krull, those cookies and cupcakes are excellent.

[sphericthor]

Yeah just keep that damn cat away from me.... next time it throws me into that pit I'm taking it to the zoo myself

*looks down at kitty*

Yeah I'm talking to you.....

*Looks up at Gnarley and Krull*

I was just talking to a damn cat wasn't I? Must've been hit on the head on the way down or something

*looks around and runs out the door*

[krullglaive]

*runs to door *

THOR...THOR..come back......THOR..

*runs out door ...wait thor... where you going? ...are you going to the other bar ?....wait on me ....... THOOOOORRRRR.....

we'll be back gnarley ......

[gnarley]

*kitty bounds out the door after Thor and krull and returns a few minutes later with Thor hanging from it's mouth*

I see kitty doesn't want you to leave.... at least this time he didn't drop you into the pit.

[sphericthor]

GNARLEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I told you to keep that cat away from me dammit!!

*Looks back at the door*

Where's Krull?

[gnarley]

*Thor tries to leave but kitty bites him around the ankle, knocking Thor to the floor, then kitty proceeds to circle him*

Kitty!! Stop it! Come here!

*kitty keeps circling Thor and as gnarley steps towards kitty and Thor, kitty stops, stares and lets out a loud roar. Gnarley freezes where he stands*

Uh-oh! Did anyone feed kitty lately?

[sphericthor]

*Lays on the floor clutching his leg*

Gnarley I swear you need to control your animals mate....

*Waits for kitty to look away........ 45 mins later he's still waiting for kitty to look away*

I thought you fed the damn thing the other night!! and where on earth is Krull!?! I swore she was right behind me when I left......

*Thor shouts out really loud*

KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

*yet there's no reply.....*

Gnarley your cat's dead if it hurt Krull.... well if I can get away without being eaten myself

*Starts to move backwards really slow towards the door and sees a whip next to a stool*

Gnarley if I don't make it to that whip you better be fat...... I mean fast....

*Keeps back away but once more kitty drags him to the centre of the floor*

Argh!! All we need is a miracle.....

[gnarley]

Krull is missing!? Oh no kitty...you didn't.....

*slowly backs away, leaving kitty circling Thor, and slips into the backroom. Loud noises can beheard as gnarley searches for something. Thor waits nervously for gnarley to return, it seems like hours but in reality it's only been 15 mins. Gnarley emerges from the backroom quietly, he slips around the side of the building then stops. He raises his arms slowly to reveal a rifle. He aims it towards kitty and Thor, who's still lying on the floor*

I'm... sorry, kitty....this has to be done.... now if only I could get a clear shot.

*he aims at kitty who is still movie around Thor in a circular pattern. Takes a deep breath, places a finger on the trigger.....closes his eyes and begins to sweat....quickly gnarley pulls the trigger....BANG!*

[krullglaive]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..gnarley .. gnarley ... *runs to kitty * oh kitty .. *pets kitty and glares at gnarley .. * i am never speaking to you again ... poor kitty ..*continues to pet kitty*

thor .. are you ok? ..you know kitty didnt mean to hurt you ...

poor kitty ..*turns to tell gnarley to leave this bar ...*

suddenly .. krull is pinned to the floor by ...by...*..KITTY ...oh kitty ..*krull wraps her arms around kitty * .. you are a sweet kitty *

kitty begins to lick krull *.. ughhhh nice kitty ... thor ....THOR ... get kitty off me ...

havent we done this before...hmmmmm

gnarley why is kitty ok.?.. what did you shoot out of that rifle
anyway ?... ..when i get up from here you are going to be in big trouble.. ..

[gnarley]

It was a tranquilizer dart, I was hoping to knock kitty out for awhile so we can put him back in his cage. This way no one else gets hurt. Now we just have to wait for it to take effect.

[sphericthor]

*Looks down at Krull*

Hey you know what happens when I go near that damn cat... it tries to kill me.....

*Notices Krull does her puppy dog look*

alright alright why did I ever tell you my weakness?

*Looks at kitty and pulls out a big steak*

Here kitty kitty kitty..... ooooooh look what Thor has for you..... come here kitty.......

*Kitty lunges at Thor and lands of top of him*

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!!! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THE TRANQ TO KICK IN!!

*Suddenly kitty falls asleep*

Great!! Now I'm stuck under a tiger that hates me and is sleeping.......

*Looks over at Krull*

Well at least one of us is alright now.....

*Turns the other way and looks at Gnarley*

Any chance you can get this damn beast off of me already...... I'm starting to get crushed here.....

*suddenly "Eye of the Tiger" plays on the Jukebox*

Alright who's the joker? Come on, this isn't funny I'm stuck under the damn cat.....

*Looks around and sees Krull and Gnarley having a drink*

Awww come on..... get the cat off me already...... PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEE

[gnarley]

*walks over to Thor and tries to lift kitty off of him. Picks up his front end by placing my hands under kitty's armpits and tries to lift him...*

Damn this cat is heavy! Hmmm...maybe we can roll him off.

*walks to kitty's side and tries to roll him off but he won't budge*

Maybe we can grease Thor up and slide him out? Krull, could you please go into the kitchen and get some olive oil and butter?

*gnarley tries again to lift kitty off Thor to no avail, so he gets a drink while waiting for krull to return. Suddenly kitty begins waking up*

Oh man! Hurry krull, hurry!!

[krullglaive]

YIKES * runs like ... the wind*

i am hurrying ,gnarley ...

*runs to kitchen * i am looking gnarley ..jeez where are they ?...Is thor ok? ..

i am still looking ...

GNARLEY where are they?....GNARLEY...........

[gnarley]

Umm...the butters in the fridge and the olive oils in the large cupboard next to the stove on the top shelf behind the pancake mix... if not there, try the small cupboard next to it on the bottom shelf, it could be behind the large jar of speghetti sauce... wait, it could be in the cupboard above the fridge...or it in the pantry next to a large jar off pickled eggs...or behind a jar of mayonaise on the shelf below the eggs....if not there, look on the very top shelf but you'll need a step ladder...which is in the basement next to the dryer....Hurry, kitty's waking up....

[sphericthor]

Ummmmmmm no need to alarm either of you but Krull can you hurry it a little..... there's just something about a big Tiger staring me right in the face that bothers me.....

*Looks at Gnarley*

Man you could at least try to tempt the damn cat away so I can get up and make a dash for it......

*Waits but nothing happens*

Great.... I'm still stuck under this damn thing and IT'S AWAKE!!!

*Looks around but can't see Krull anywhere*

KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! I NEED YOUR HELP OUT HERE!!!

*Waits and waits but still no help*

It's gonna take a freakin miracle to get out of this situati......

*Suddenly as if out of nowhere angelic music starts playing and some meat lands on the floor inches away from Kitty*

Well what are the odds of that happening?

*Kitty gets up and Thor makes a dash behind the bar to get away*

Krull.... it's alright you can stop looking in there.... I got out somehow....

*Turns to Gnarley*

Now how the hell are we gonna catch this beast without me getting trapped?

*Suddenly "We Got To Get Outta This Place" by Fear starts playing*

I swear these sudden bursts of music are starting to freak me out...... the jukebox isn't even on.....

*Looks around and sees Krull standing at the door*

You're doing that aint ya?......... You're Not!?! Well where's it coming from?

*Once again another song starts playing.... this time it's "You'll Never Know" by Frank Sinatra*

Dammit this is getting too strange.... can anyone else hear this music or is it just me?

[krullglaive]

*looks at thor with innocent look*

i have no idea what you are talking about, thor

do you, gnarley?

GNARLEY????...... oh no, gnarley.... did you ...........

[gnarley]

Hmmm... I think Thor needs an ice bag, he's delusional... krull, there's a bag and some ice in the basement, could you get it while I keep kitty distracted?

*krull agrees, she goes into the basement but without anyone realizing it, the door slams behind her, locking her in. Suddenly Indy walks in the door and sees kitty on Thor. He says he has a plan then he heads back outside. 10 mins later, he re-enters with a raw roast, cuts a chunk off with his knife and tosses the piece onto the floor. Kitty smells it then crawls off Thor and over to the meat. Indy tosses more onto the floor leading kitty out the door. Once outside, a loud clanging can be heard, while gnarley races over to Thor, helps him up then they flee the room. Indy yells through the door that kitty is locked in his cage and all is safe, then says he has to go. Five minutes later krull tries to open the basement door but can't, so she starts calling for help but no one hears her....*

[sphericthor]

I swear there's music playing everytime something strange happens around this place....

*suddenly as always something strange happens..... The Twighlight Zone theme starts playing*

Alright this is getting way out of hand....

*hears Krull's faint screaming*

Gnarley where's Krull? I can hear her but she's nowhere in sight...

*Hears the screams getting louder*

GNARLEY!! Did you send Krull down to the basement by herself?

*walks up to the door*

Krull? If you're in there stand back from the door.... I'm gonna have to kick it in....

*Backs up and takes a run at the door..... as he hits it it swings open and he falls down the steps and lands at Krulls feet*

D'OH!!

*Looks up*

Hello the.....

*drops to the ground unconcious*

[krullglaive]

*kneels down beside thor ..slaps thors face ..*THOR..THOR...THOR....

*thor looks up at krull ....*please quit slapping me krull ...

oh thor ..i am so glad you are alive .. are you ok ?.. can you get up? ..

thor tries to get up but can't walk well..*..oh no, thor ..where is gnarley ?

Gnarley ...Gnarley ... HELP!! HELP !!

GARLEY can you hear me.?......HELP

[gnarley]

*rumaging around upstairs, gnarley finds something very interesting and picks it up. Hearing cries for help, he runs to the basement and down the stairs*

Are you guys alright? Look at this cool razor sharp spear I found.

*suddenly he trips, falls and rolls down the steps and the spear goes flying towards krull and Thor...*

[todd philip]

Hello

[krullglaive]

look guys it is todd

he lives ..

how did that happen? ..it's a miracle ..

Gnarley??...Thor ..get up... look ..todd's here

see?

[gnarley]

*slowly looks up to see what krull is talking about...suddenly the colour drains out of his face and his hair stands up strait :eek:* G-G-GHOST!! :omg:

[sphericthor]

*Wakes up still laying on the floor with the spear right between his legs*

Dammit who the hell threw that?

*Unknown to the other patrons of the bar Thor has lost his memory following the fall..... Looks over at Krull*

Hey there pretty lady, what's your name?

*He then looks up to the top of the steps where he notices Gnarley*

YOU!! You pushed me down the steps!! Who the hell do you think you are!?!

*Looks over at Krull*

Well I'll be damned there's an Angel right here beside me....

*Looks up the steps again*

That must be one of the devils beasts up there....

*Takes Krull's hand*

Come on lady we have to get out of here..... that thing up there is evil

*Sees Todd's ghost floating about*

Look!! He even has a spirit following him..... come on we have to get out of here....