Conversation Stoppers II

[JBond]

Most of you probably don't remember this, but my Famous Last Words topic was a sequel to a similar thread. People posted things that people would say at a party conversation or something that would have the power to stop the conversation and have everyone stare at you!

Well I've decided to make another one...if you hadn't guessed already, so enjoy!

Ex.

"I have worms"

[Moe Szyslak]

"...and the doctor said it may or may not be contagious."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Are you coming on to me?"

[JBond]

I swear, the chick was already dead!

[beemanbone]

Hell yeah, I love Kazaam!

[JBond]

"Of course I'm gay! WHO ISN'T!?!"

[Moe Szyslak]

Is that your hand down my pants or mine?

[Dew k Mosi]

"Well, this will all be over when the mothership comes."

[thebtskink]

"Wanna see my intestines?"

[Con-Air]

"So now I only have two testicles"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Have you ever seen the back seat of a Volkeswagon?"

[Dew k Mosi]

"Have you ever seen the backseat of a tenspeed?"

[Frizzo the Clown]

...and thats when I decided that I wanted to be a woman."

[Dew k Mosi]

"...and it turned out to be his SPLEEN!"

[Superchunk]

So this isnt a gay party?

[Con-Air]

".... so the point of the story is always check under the hood before you before you put in your dipstick"

[beemanbone]

"...and then me and my dad went skinny dipping."

[Madness]

"...and then the handle broke off, and we needed a doctor to pull it out again."

[Moe Szyslak]

"So, are you a guy or a girl."

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>"So now I only have two testicles"</strong><hr></blockquote>

:D

[bbf2]

"Holy crap, where did you get those breast implants? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . "

[Dew k Mosi]

"Holy crap, where did you get your penile implant? I got mine from the hospital over in . . . "

[fractal_inversion]

".... yeah, I believe in bestiality. But WHO DOESN'T?!"

[TheBard]

..."oh, you mean these cuts on my wrist? My girlfriend was thirsty."

(btw, this really happened...)

[JBond]

"So I said, "Spike the punch? Hell, I poisoned it!""

[Moe Szyslak]

"let's just say that that little dog never barked at me again."

[JBond]

"We're missing a new Survivor!"

[Moe Szyslak]

"So, do you want a Fresca?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I know you're my cousin but why not give it a whirl?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Am I the only one that loves the taste of KY?"

[Madness]

"...And so then I hid the body and they're still looking for me."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Sorry, I was staring at your breasts. So, what were we talking about?"

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>"...and then me and my dad went skinny dipping."</strong><hr></blockquote>

This was the best one!

[Superman]

Guy 1: &lt;Showing a picture of his daughter to his co-workers&gt; That's my daughter, she just turned 9.
Woman: Oh she's so adorable!
Guy 2: She's hot! Is she seeing anyone?

[Moe Szyslak]

"Moving out of my parents house was hard, I miss my nightly sponge baths."

[Superman]

Hi, my name is JBond!

[Moe Szyslak]

"I just got my first pubes, wanna see?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I would really love to bone your mom."

[Superman]

I think we should go convertible style today, the weather's so nice. What could go wrong? -JFK November, 1963

[Moe Szyslak]

"Do you want to make 10 dollars the hard way?"

[Superman]

Hey I heard this play has a killer ending!

---Abraham Lincoln

[Superman]

Ah crap! Ignore my last two posts! For some reason I got this mixed up with famous last words! <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[JBond]

HAHAHA, that was hilarious, I'm like...ok Superman forgot where he was!

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>I got this mixed up with famous last words! :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>
They say the mind goes first, you know.

[Madness]

"...and after that the toilet wouldn't flush, so it made it even harder to drink."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Wanna see a dead body?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Wanna see me make some Marmalade?"

[Con-Air]

".... so I don't see why I can't put Roseanne's face on my blowup doll ..........'s privates"

[Superchunk]

So thats what i do when they ask for extra mayo.

[Moe Szyslak]

"And that's why I think Hitler was right."

[Con-Air]

"You know there's this strap-on device you can use and nobody knows you're not a girl until it's too late"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Hi, my name is Osama."

[bbf2]

"So then I started wondering, what WOULD it be like if I ripped off every hair on my body?"

[beemanbone]

"No, bbf2 is not that bad of a guy."

[bbf2]

"Listen to this: beemanbone gets really drunk one night . . ."

[beemanbone]

"It's not safe to drink horse piss?!"

[bbf2]

"So then I told him 'No, that's NOT my finger!'"

[beemanbone]

"Yeah, my mom kisses better than I thought."

[bbf2]

"Our house only had one bathroom, so all of us pretty much had to take showers at the same time."

[beemanbone]

"Comingsoon sucks!"

[bbf2]

"My best friend is beemanbone."

[beemanbone]

"Yeah, it's only 3 inches."

[bbf2]

"How many of you love Christopher Lowell as much as I do?"

[beemanbone]

"...so I just stuck it in my ass."

[bbf2]

"Pickes are ALWAYS on my grocery list!"

[beemanbone]

"I want to kill everyone who works at Toys-R-Us!"

[Superchunk]

Yes beemanbone and bbf2 do have lives.

[Moe Szyslak]

"Why yes, that is my Pinto outside."

[Dew k Mosi]

"Next time, cut DOWN the arm, not across he wrist."

[Olorin]

Actually, funny story... we hired a new guy at my worsplace, and he didn't know anyone, so he just started asking around "Do you have any coke? I need a hit." He was fired the next day. The real problem was that the first person he asked was the district supervisor, who comes by once a month to evaluate our store.

[JBond]

HAHA!

[Olorin]

Yeah, that's what I thought too. :D

[Superman]

Woman: You don't know what it's like to be a woman!
Man: Actually, I used to.

[Moe Szyslak]

"If it weren't for my hoorse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Louis Black fans will know.

[Moe Szyslak]

"And that's when I found out I was in a boy scout camp instead of a brothel."

[JBond]

"Oh yeah! That's not what your cat said last NIGHT!!"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I may be a 36 year old virgin but by the looks of you that ends tonight."

[Kirsten Dunst]

"When I was at 'Glitter' last night..."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I mean, who here hasn't had an STD?" :rolleyes:

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by balls00:
<strong>"And that's why I think Hitler was right."</strong><hr></blockquote>

And that's why I beleive Nixon was framed.

[Kirsten Dunst]

"...the lube turned out to be a drain cleaner..."

[Godzilla]

Look at this, it came out of my ass, do you know what it is?

[Godzilla]

Excuse me miss, does my underwear look white or brown to you?

[thebtskink]

"I woke up one day, stood up, looked down, and I couldn't even SEE it anymore"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Did somebody spill something on me or did I just pee my pants?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"So, have you ever seen a urine collection?"

[Godzilla]

Hey, mister! Can you scratch my crotch? My hands are full and it really itches!

[Moe Szyslak]

"Do you think I have a chance scoring with your mom?"

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by balls00:
<strong>"Do you think I have a chance scoring with your mom?"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Do you think I have a chance scoring with my mom?

[Moe Szyslak]

"I can't wait till the next Yahoo Serious movie."

[Moe Szyslak]

"You've got a lot of nice things, what's the cash value?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Do you know a good place to dump a body?"

[bbf2]

"Do you have a lighter? I don't like that building behind you."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Do you have a lighter? I just ate some chili and I wanted to give the other guests a show."

[Godzilla]

(walking out of bathroom) Woohoo! Women will be glad that men and women have seperate bathrooms today I'll tell you! The toity won't flush and I left a floater the size of an anaconda!

[Moe Szyslak]

"Who's ready to play yahtzee?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I brought a six pack of Sharps for everybody!"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Hey Pete, is your butt as sore as mine?"

This one is real, it took place back in high school.

[Moe Szyslak]

"You wouldn't happen to have a toilet snake on you?"

[Dew k Mosi]

"You wouldn't happen to have a trouser snake on you?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Can I smell your feet?"

[Frizzo the Clown]

"..so anyway, before she passed out, I told her that if she told anybody, I'd kill her."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I was born with both male and female genitalia."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I KNOW it's possible for humans to have sex with elephants."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore."

Damn, I hope that's right.

[Moe Szyslak]

"I bet I can guess what you ate last night by smelling your farts."

[Godzilla]

Excuse me miss, you wouldn't happen to have testicals would you? I've made that mistake before.

[bbf2]

Excuse me, me and my friend are debating whether you're a man or a woman. Would you please remove your pants and show us?

[Godzilla]

I'm creating my own ballet, it's called Nutsucker. Cross between Ballet and Porn is a sure fire hit with men and women!

[Moe Szyslak]

"Weird, I just ran over a dog named Checkers yesterday and you say the same thing happened to yours? What a coincidence."

[Godzilla]

RESPECT MAH AUT'ORITAH! NOW GET ME SOME PIE AND CHEESY POOFS!

http://www.deeplake.com/southpark/poofs.gif

[Moe Szyslak]

"I find myself strangely attracted to my brother."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"....and thats when he said that he was attracted to his brother.."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Am I the only one who is turned on by Frizzo?"

[Frizzo the Clown]

"...so this guy told me that he was attracted to me. Now, I'm not gay or anything, but I figure, 'why not?'..."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I'm not gay, but how often does an opportunity like Frizzo come along?"

[bbf2]

"That Al Roker is one fine piece of man meat!"

[Superman]

Guy 1: Man I walked in on my parents having sex when I was like 5. That was like 40 years ago.
Guy 2: I walked in on my parents once having sex, and I couldn't help but watch.
Guy 1: When was this?
Guy 2: Last night.

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>"That Al Roker is one fine piece of man meat!"</strong><hr></blockquote>

That Don Knotts is one fine piece of man meat!

[Moe Szyslak]

"A jar of vasoline is the only date I need."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Are you a hooker or just a slutty looking girl?"

[Godzilla]

I'm very patriotic. You want to salute my Washington Monument?

[Godzilla]

I'm very patriotic. I put a flag on my flagpole. Wanna see?

[Superman]

Do you think it's wrong to have strong feelings for your horse?

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Do you think it's wrong to have strong feelings for your horse?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not if you use a condom.

[Madness]

"Do my fingers smell weird??"

[Dew k Mosi]

"Do my toes smell weird?"

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by balls00:
<strong>"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore."

Damn, I hope that's right.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, screw you! I live in Kansas!

(Now there's a conversation stopper.)

[bbf2]

Excuse me, you look like a doctor. Would you mind inspecting this strange bump I found on my nether regions?

[Moe Szyslak]

"Have you ever passed out taking a crap?"

[Godzilla]

I'm a man or a woman, want to take a guess?

[Madness]

Alright, the Simpsons are going to Afghanistan!!

[Superman]

I think we should elect bin Laden as our next president, he's so motivated.

[Moe Szyslak]

"I think joining a cult would be a good way to meet people."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"You wouldn't believe all the food that restaurants throw out! So anyway, how do you like the hour dourves?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I figure that women are only good for making babies and making brownies. Thank you NOW for letting me voice my opinions."

[Moe Szyslak]

"I'm not gay but I'm willing to learn."(HJS)

[Moe Szyslak]

"Have you ever fantasized about being in a three-way with your parents?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"I really think they should make Rosie O'Donnel show movie."

[Dew k Mosi]

"I think they should make the Rosie O'Donnell show MUSICAL!"

[Nilade]

"Of course I've seen Star Wars! That movie sucked! It was almost worse than the Godfather Trilogy!"

[Nilade]

"I think they should make a Rosie O'Donnel porno."

[JBond]

"Don't GO there, girlfriend!!!"

[Madness]

"...so then i say, "Hey, that my be my jar of vaseline, but I only use it to sodomize little boys!! After that, she didn't charge me for the big mac........"

[JBond]

"Ok, sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom. And WOW do I feel better now, I must have lost about 20 pounds in there!"

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[Frizzo the Clown]

*yelling form bathroom* "Hey, guys..you oughta take a look at the size of this before I flush it! Its huge!!"

[Madness]

(At an AA meeting)
"Hey, you guys know where I can get a beer 'round here?? Cuz man, I got a hankering to get SMASHED!! You know what I mean?!?! Just like, 'Chug!1 Chug!! Chug!!!', you know, WOOOOOOOO!!! Hahaha, YAH!!! Alchohol RULES, sux to be those people who are quitting, NO ONE LIKES A QUITTER BOYS!!! C'mon, lets slip out for a quickie, you know you want it.................."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Hey, guess who I invited to the party!! Kathy Lee! And she's gonna be here any minute!!"

[Elizabeth]

&lt;yelling from the fitting room of a department store&gt; Could somebody bring me some toilet paper? We're out!

...that's also a good way to get thrown out!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>&lt;yelling from the fitting room of a department store&gt; Could somebody bring me some toilet paper? We're out!

...that's also a good way to get thrown out!</strong><hr></blockquote>

:D

[Nilade]

Yeah, a lot of people might think she's too young for me. But a fifteen year age difference isn't that bad. I've seen worse. Anyways, at least she'll be entering high school in three years.

[Kevin Roegele]

The ultimate conversation-stopper:

"By the way, I've got an erection."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Does anybody smell a gas leak or is it just me?"

&lt;Moe lets one rip&gt;

[Moe Szyslak]

"The keg is empty!"

[Olorin]

"Look! Here's my butthole! That's where the smelly gushy yucky stuff comes out!"

[Elizabeth]

"Hey, I had some Mexican food last night. Pull my finger and my butt will speak some Spanish for you!"

&lt;lets a big one rip&gt;

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[Moe Szyslak]

"Check it out, a girl's about to fart over there."

[Superman]

In an airplane:

&lt;Pilot to co-pilot&gt; So what does this button do again?

[Moe Szyslak]

"And then I pulled a knife on the nun...but maybe I shouldn't go into that."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"....and the doctors say that I'm no longer a threat to society. Man, I sure have them fooled!"

[Moe Szyslak]

"Who do you think looks hotter in spandex, Superman or JBond?"

[Madness]

"(zzzzip) Here, suck on this for awhile."

[Elizabeth]

&lt;while handling guns&gt; Does anybody know where the anti-depressants are?

[Superman]

&lt;Woman handling guns&gt; Arrgggh! It's that time of the month!

[Nilade]

&lt;while being pulled over by a cop&gt; You'd best not mess with me Porky, I'm wanted in three states.

[Elizabeth]

Gee ossifer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts? ;)

[Nilade]

&lt;Urinating in a public restroom&gt; Whoa!! I've never seen it come out that color before!

[JBond]

&lt;In an commercial airplane&gt;

Guy in seats: ...So now we're pretty much seeing who is the first person to run up to the cabin to take the controls! I'm betting on my second Co-Pilot!

[Madness]

(Burp) Hmmm, I don't remember eating that?......

[JBond]

Guy to other guy in grocery store: Hey, don't those cucumbers over there make you really horny!?

[Nilade]

Same guy trying to pick up girl in grocery store, while looking in her cart: So, umm, I see you like Preperation H. It looks like we have a lot in common. Are you free this weekend?

[Nilade]

"OH $#IT!! I forgot to take my medication!! -starts to twitch violently-QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!! OZARTH COMMANDS YOUR DEMISE!!

[Moe Szyslak]

"Even though she was my relative, I hadn't seen her in a few years so it was almost like she was a stranger."

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>"Even though she was my relative, I hadn't seen her in a few years so it was almost like she was a stranger."</strong><hr></blockquote>Was she a blonde Russian? ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Was she a blonde Russian? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, I'm not related to the blonde at all.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Hey, I'm not related to the blonde at all.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Then you shoulda hit it!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Hey, I'm not related to the blonde at all.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Then you shoulda hit it!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Uh, she has been gone for hours.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I realize this...I was just informing of what you shoulda done!! You shoulda put one of those pick up lines of yours to good use!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey baby, are you here from Russia with love?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey baby, are you here from Russia with love?</strong><hr></blockquote>
See..thats what I'm talkin' about!!

[Nilade]

How about Hey there babe, I don't wanna Russia into anything, but let's make like a Molotov ****tail and set this couch on fire.

Eh? Eh?

Too foward you think?

[pixiness]

How was I supposed to know you had to go the dressing room to try on underwear?

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey guys, LOTR was just made a mod.

[pixiness]

THAT is a GREAT one Moe... CLASSIC!

-- And that's when I said, "but it's only kinky the FIRST time--

[Moe Szyslak]

Thanks pixi, I try.

"I masterbate, constantly." Airheads

[SamuraiiSam]

Pig man!! Big man!! Ha Ha!! Charade you are!! :p

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey guys, LOTR was just made a mod.</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Falls unconscious from shock*

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey guys, LOTR was just made a mod.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't think he can even moderate himself.

[Con-Air]

I think I sh1t myself when you said that.

[Moe Szyslak]

Do I get some sort of prize or something?

[Olorin]

That was the conversation stopper to end all conversation stoppers. Congrats Moe, I nearly committed Hari Kari after seeing that post, only to realise that it was a conversation stopper halfway through. Damn guts won't stay in now.

[Shnatus]

do u know i wear a bra... ON MY KNEE?

[Olorin]

Dog: Look man, whether or not 98.6 degrees constitutes me as being 'hot' is your problem, my only real concern right now is keeping an entire population of crazy movie addicts from eating me and the precious bun, which is my home.

[Madness]

..."Well, ya it's green now, but after I apply the cream on it for a little while, it feels alot better but it gets really swollen...Here, you take a look at it..........."

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey guys, I'm really LOTR...this is just a second account I created.

[pixiness]

Another good one. Scary, makes me wonder about PMing with you, but good nonetheless.

[Frizzo the Clown]

"....I know, I know. You see, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna have my testicles laminated"

[pixiness]

HA!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Another good one. Scary, makes me wonder about PMing with you, but good nonetheless.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I actually scare somebody? That's really weird.

[Olorin]

200 replies! ... *whooeee* this is really awkward.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>200 replies! ... *whooeee* this is really awkward.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This seems to be the big conversation stopper. Everyone stopped posting in here after this one.

[JBond]

"Does anyone wanna see beer pass right through me!?"

[Moe Szyslak]

"So is your wife still as good in the sack as I remember?"

[Nilade]

"Your daughter is beautiful. You say she's only in junior high? I can't believe it! She reminds me of this stripper I used to date!"

[Olorin]

"Damn, I wish Pauly Shore was gay..."

[TyRoss]

"Oh that's just the voices in my mind they always tell me what to do.... whats that.... yes I will kill him just give me a minute"

[Olorin]

I'm too good at this, I've killed conversation twice in the last 10 posts!

[Moe Szyslak]

"Hey guys, I invited Olorin to the party." ;)

[Madness]

"Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my evil twin, SANENESS!!!".............

[TyRoss]

"Have you seen my prozac??? I need it to kepe me from going postal."

[pixiness]

hey, everyone, how's it going? Oh yeah I'm fine. So did you hear that the asylum granted Madness's release today?

[Elizabeth]

LOTR is taking over Mirko's job. (heaven forbid!)

[TyRoss]

"Hey is that a mailman I see on that church tower?"

[TyRoss]

"You know the other day I was talking with my buddy Charlie Manson..."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Your wife looks really familiar...does she do adult films?"

[TyRoss]

"Hey do you macarena?"

[JBond]

Ok, I was going through this list and was eventually laughing SOOO hard that you couldn't even hear me!!! :D

Moe was REALLY good at this, read, it's very funny!

(Add more too)

[Elizabeth]

Can you hold my beer while I yank out this wedgie... OOPSIE! :o Not only did I get the wedgie, but it appears I pulled my pants off, too!

[Knerys]

Please don't interupt me while I'm talking to myself.

[Hank Scorpio]

Hey, the only alibi I need is cash. You wouldn't believe what you can get away with for a couple thousand dollars.

[Elizabeth]

Hey, will you shut up?! I can't hear myself fart! :mad:

[Knerys]

Hey guys look! S77 is back!

[Hank Scorpio]

...but it's not like I'm the only one who gets turned on showering at the gym.

[Tardumb]

Originally posted by Con-Air
"So now I only have two testicles"

HAHA!

Moe was probably the best I agree! I read 'em all...great stuff...

I'll have to think some up

[Tardumb]

"Dude...stick your finger right...in...here"

[Hank Scorpio]

Thank God for computer errors or else I would have been looking at a life sentence.

[JBond]

"...the chicken couldn't walk straight for a week!!"

[Tardumb]

"...and Jibbs couldn't walk straight for a week!!"

[JBond]

"Thank God for carpet cleaner and shovels"

[Nilade]

Officer, if you let me go without a ticket, I promise you I'll hook you up cheap for the dankest weed you will ever smoke in your life!

[Tardumb]

"...so I bit off her nipple and sold it on eBay for 30 bucks...I sure had to haggle for that 30 though let me tell ya!"

[Knerys]

It's called narcolepsy and what happens is..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

[Tardumb]

Heh...that's what you need right now! ;)

[Hank Scorpio]

You don't have to introduce me to your daughter. I already introduced myself to her in the closet, if you catch my meaning.

[Rogue]

"It's just a rash..it'll heal, I promise..nothing contagious."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"No, you see, what I did was, I had the doctor surgically connect a piece of PVC pipe to my ass. It'll save me lots of time in the future....."

[Madness]

.... then we ran out of KY jelly and we had to run to the pharamcy in that condition!!! Man!! My anus was sore for weeks.............

[Tardumb]

"...and that's when Madness pulled out his.."

[Rogue]

"..and it was so huge! I almost couldn't believe it..."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"...but as it turned out, it was inflatable..."

[Rogue]

"..and you would never believe how funny it tasted..."

[Tardumb]

"Oh man! You'd never guess where I stuck it!"

[Rogue]

"...and it was all squishy and warm.."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"...don't tell anyone..but the Clown's is much nicer...." ;)

[Tardumb]

"Well I was sitting around, hanging out with Frizzo..."

[Rogue]

"..Liberace showed up with massage oil..."

[Frizzo the Clown]

"...and he started lubing up Frizzo's 'baby grand'.."

[Rogue]

"...piano. And they made beautiful music...!"

[Rogue]

That really did stop conversation! :rolleyes: