View Full Version : Conversation Stoppers II
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:05 PM
...and that's why my nickname is "toothpick".
Kitty
06-24-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
...and that's why my nickname is "toothpick".
lol
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:15 PM
...and that's why my girlfriend's nickname is "Grand Canyon".
Frizzo the Clown
06-24-2002, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Rogue
That really did stop conversation! :rolleyes: Yeah, most conversations describing sexual acts with me usually stop a conversation.....
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
...and that's why my girlfriend's nickname is "Grand Canyon".
That's a classic in the making! :p
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:20 PM
"..and that's when the 7 of them left me tied up and covered in honey.."
Do you know what a necrophilia is?…my shrink says I am one.
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:25 PM
Now I'm not saying I'm a dendrophiliac, but that Spruce was looking really good that day.
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:26 PM
"...my doctor says the foaming at the mouth is natural! Wait..why are you running? Come back!!..."
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:29 PM
...but who would have thought you could get banned for life from the petting zoo?
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:32 PM
"..handcuffs? No I don't have any..anymore..I kinda broke my last pair.."
So last night when I had my period, and I was in the bathroom.....
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:37 PM
Wow, your mom's butt is looking great today. Is she wearing a thong?
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:40 PM
"..and then Daddy told me it wasn't illegal, it was just frowned upon in 39 states.."
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:41 PM
So I told the Girl Scout I'd only buy the cookies if she made it worth my while.
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
So I told the Girl Scout I'd only buy the cookies if she made it worth my while. LOL!
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 10:49 PM
This is just my personal preference, but I think urine tastes better when it's on the rocks.
Madness
06-24-2002, 10:56 PM
"...And I think human feces SHOULD be a food group!!!"
Rogue
06-24-2002, 10:59 PM
"..and in walked Madness..." ;)
Hank Scorpio
06-24-2002, 11:03 PM
...but I felt better when my mom said I was better in bed than my dad.
Knerys
06-25-2002, 12:14 AM
I wonder where that great Enough ad went?
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 12:18 AM
Who would have figured that a home enema kit was a bad anniversary present?
Rogue
06-25-2002, 12:22 AM
"...I swear I didn't know it wouldn't fit!..."
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 12:26 AM
...but I figure if there's grass on the field, play ball.
And that's why I haven't bathed for three months.
Knerys
06-25-2002, 12:32 AM
Each day the penguins steal a little bit of my sanity...
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
...but I figure if there's grass on the field, play ball.
Haha, one of my friends said that one. The way he told it, a friend of his, probably 19 or 20, picked up a girl at a movie theatre...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Anyway, about a week later he's talking to her when her mom drives up. She had one of those "Proud Parent" bumper stickers from some middle school on the car. Since he had a little brother that went to the same school, he asked what grade her younger sibling was in. Of course, she was an only child...
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 12:35 AM
My mom says that when I turn thirty I get to go out with women and have sex with them.
You'd be surprised at how easy it is to give yourself breast implants.
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 12:58 AM
...and then she found out I just had a cuccumber down my pants.
Rogue
06-25-2002, 01:05 AM
"..and then she ate it!"
JBond
06-25-2002, 01:11 AM
"...I guess it was a band-aid in it, but I was hungry"
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 01:18 AM
My size may be bellow average but I always get an A for effort.
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 01:52 AM
So, how many drinks would it take me to get into your pants?
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 11:39 AM
Walking up to a girl.
Is that a cuccumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
TyRoss
06-25-2002, 11:44 AM
So after I got caught using the date rape drug a third time... oh did you want a drink.
Godzilla
06-25-2002, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
So, how many drinks would it take me to get into your pants?
How many drinks will it take to fill your pants?
Godzilla
06-25-2002, 11:45 AM
DUDE! YOU'RE A DUDE! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
Godzilla
06-25-2002, 11:50 AM
Yes indeedy...Rollerball was the best movie of the year. With a close second by Scooby Doo.
TyRoss
06-25-2002, 11:51 AM
You know lots of people say that prison changes a man.... well sure didn't change me.
Godzilla
06-25-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by TyRoss
You know lots of people say that prison changes a man.... well sure didn't change me.
...the only difference is my a**h*** is bigger. Wanna see!
Frizzo the Clown
06-25-2002, 11:55 AM
"....there wasn't a doctor for miles, so I had no choice but to try and staple my thumb back on...."
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 02:11 PM
Are the rumors about your daughter being easy true?
TyRoss
06-25-2002, 09:56 PM
are those real?
Knerys
06-25-2002, 09:58 PM
No.
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 10:00 PM
You married 'Hoover'? You must be one lucky guy if she hasn't lost her knack for it.
TyRoss
06-25-2002, 10:02 PM
Does this look like a pimple or a hemmeroid?
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 10:07 PM
When I told you that I had a vascectimy, what I really meant to say was that I had a dog.
Madness
06-25-2002, 10:56 PM
Psst.......Wanna see a dead body???......
Hank Scorpio
06-25-2002, 11:05 PM
I'm 21 and want to be a parent, but I don't want to deal with that whole childhood thing. That's when I decided to adopt a 17 year old Japanese girl.
Madness
06-26-2002, 12:10 AM
(Walking into a hospital, wallet in hand.)
Ok, yah, so, uh, where do I buy the babies??...Yah, I heard you guys had babies here?? Yah, how much could a get a dozen for?? Huh??....Of babies, a dozen babies......You guys got, like, a package special?? You know, buy a dozen get one free??? Anything like that??....
JBond
06-26-2002, 12:11 AM
I think that's more of a conversation preventer ;)
Hank Scorpio
06-26-2002, 12:15 AM
Sure I may have ran over their dog but it wasn't my fault they had the thing tied up in the yard.
Madness
06-26-2002, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by JBond
I think that's more of a conversation preventer ;)
Hmm, didn't seem to work there ;).........
Hank Scorpio
06-26-2002, 01:13 AM
...but I gave up drinking after getting that brand on my penis.
Hank Scorpio
06-26-2002, 01:24 AM
...and that's how I ended up in the preschool with no pants on.
Hank Scorpio
06-26-2002, 12:52 PM
...and I figured that washing Hobbes in the washing machine worked in the comics, so why couldn't it work with washing my cat too?
Rogue
06-26-2002, 01:03 PM
"..and then Hank walked in.." ;)
HeadHunter
06-26-2002, 01:07 PM
...then the bar man said "I thought she was a man"
tyler_durden
06-26-2002, 01:16 PM
This one was in a commercial and if I were a guy would probably get rid of me right away:
(stated by a female trying to get rid of annoying guy)
"Thanks for the dance, most guys aren't so nice when they find out I am really a man."
Optimus Prime
06-26-2002, 01:20 PM
The person above me is.... Hold IT!!! :eek: Wrong Topic!!
Kitty
06-26-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Optimus Prime
The person above me is.... Hold IT!!! :eek: Wrong Topic!!
that happens more often doesn't it?
HeadHunter
06-26-2002, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Optimus Prime
The person above me is.... Hold IT!!! :eek: Wrong Topic!!
that happeren to me the other day
Madness
06-26-2002, 11:36 PM
"...And this pus has been coming out ever since...."
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 02:22 AM
...and that's when I found out that stepping on a squirrel's head sounded just like stepping on a walnut.
TyRoss
06-27-2002, 09:08 AM
So me and Frizzo were amusing the midgets the other day......
pixiness
06-27-2002, 09:52 AM
so I told Mirko, Malice and Jibbs they sucked and ....
[this account has been terminated]
Rogue
06-27-2002, 10:14 AM
"...he stuck it in and twisted it around.."
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 12:15 PM
I don't know, I kind of like it when the dog humps my leg.
Frizzo the Clown
06-27-2002, 12:30 PM
"......and then she told me that she was my sister, and I didn't really seem to mind."
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 12:44 PM
...and I knew something wasn't quite right about this girl when she told me to turn around and bend over.
Frizzo the Clown
06-27-2002, 12:53 PM
"....and then I told him to turn around and bend over..."
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 01:49 PM
...but it's not like I'm the only one who gets turned on when a dog licks itself.
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 01:52 PM
...but if you're here, then who's house did I blow up last night?
Hank Scorpio
06-27-2002, 07:35 PM
Ever do it in a dumpster?
obi wan jabroni
06-29-2002, 12:57 AM
I got me a stripper girl.
and she's hella kool.
:)
Brian Molko
06-29-2002, 12:58 AM
that is really cool
Hank Scorpio
06-29-2002, 01:00 AM
...and that's when some guys from SHH showed up.
Brian Molko
06-29-2002, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
...and that's when some guys from SHH showed up.
its always nice to try and bring a little bit of humor over here...it does help having a sense of humor you know?
JBond
06-29-2002, 01:07 AM
Sense of humor, whats that?
obi wan jabroni
06-29-2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by JBond
Sense of humor, whats that?
they have it in canada. it's one of our biggest exports. :)
Brian Molko
06-29-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by JBond
Sense of humor, whats that?
somehow...I am niether amused nor surprised by that reply
:rolleyes:
but still, is fun to know that at least some one has a stripper girlfriend
btw, "her" name is Shawn:D
obi wan jabroni
06-29-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Brian Molko
somehow...I am niether amused nor surprised by that reply
:rolleyes:
but still, is fun to know that at least some one has a stripper girlfriend
btw, "her" name is Shawn:D
you're not supposed to tell. :mad:
Brian Molko
06-29-2002, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by obi wan jabroni
you're not supposed to tell. :mad:
hehehehe...make me stop!
ShawnShawnShawnShawnShawnShawnShawn
obi wan jabroni
06-29-2002, 01:22 AM
:(
......don't you just love to cover yourself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off?
Hank Scorpio
06-29-2002, 04:36 PM
...and that's when I found out that you get the same results from sitting on a sprinkler head as you would going in for an enema.
HeadHunter
06-29-2002, 05:56 PM
...........Then he walked in to the bar
Hank Scorpio
06-29-2002, 06:05 PM
...but when I opened my eyes it wasn't her, it was her brother.
Godzilla
06-30-2002, 01:22 AM
...she was rubbing it so gently at first. But then she squeezed it so hard that it poped. That was my favorite balloon.:(
And then I added his ear to my collection...
TyRoss
06-30-2002, 10:23 AM
So in order to combat my rampant alchoholism I turned to crack.
Godzilla
07-01-2002, 12:02 AM
...and then bbf2 started claiming he was sexy.
Lackey
07-01-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Iben
......don't you just love to cover yourself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off?
C'mere boy, C'mere.....
Who likes the Skippy? :eek:
Lackey
07-01-2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Brian Molko
somehow...I am niether amused nor surprised by that reply
:rolleyes:
but still, is fun to know that at least some one has a stripper girlfriend
btw, "her" name is Shawn:D
I want a stripper girlfriend. :(
obi wan jabroni
07-01-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Lackey
I want a stripper girlfriend. :(
but you have a stripper boyfriend. that has to count for something. :)
Lackey
07-01-2002, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by obi wan jabroni
but you have a stripper boyfriend. that has to count for something. :)
I think you have me confused with JPL :o
obi wan jabroni
07-01-2002, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by Lackey
I think you have me confused with JPL :o
no, JPL is your stripper boyfriend. don't lie. :mad:
Brian Molko
07-01-2002, 01:12 AM
...and for the record, I am NOT mentally unstable
Lackey
07-01-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by obi wan jabroni
no, JPL is your stripper boyfriend. don't lie. :mad:
Dammit!! He told me he was a janitor and he just had to work late! :mad:
obi wan jabroni
07-01-2002, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by Lackey
Dammit!! He told me he was a janitor and he just had to work late! :mad:
that's what you get for dating a fibber stripper.:mad:
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 02:00 PM
So after the condom broke.....
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 06:27 PM
So after I performed in the sex circus for 20 years....
Frizzo the Clown
08-07-2002, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by TyRoss
So after I performed in the sex circus for 20 years.... You promised me you'd keep that conversation a secret! I told you that in confidence!!! ;)
JBond
08-07-2002, 06:30 PM
Actually it's 100% cat fabric! But thanks for noticing.
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 06:33 PM
Hey is that haggis?
HeadHunter
08-07-2002, 07:10 PM
This is a very nice room of death...buh bye now
It is the mucuss that binds us
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 07:19 PM
Ever notice the way knives stain when they break skin?
Frizzo the Clown
08-07-2002, 08:55 PM
"Did ya ever notice that when you kill a man in the dead of winter that steam escapes from the wound?"
Speed
Hey Tom! What does the red light flashing mean?
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 09:00 PM
So there I was with these intestines in my hand.....
Frizzo the Clown
08-07-2002, 09:01 PM
So there he was, with my intestines in his hand.....
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 09:03 PM
.. so you see the whole trick of eviscerating someone is.....
Frizzo the Clown
08-07-2002, 09:04 PM
....apparently he was writing a book on how to eviscerate someone.....
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 09:11 PM
Are those real?
So after looking at the Crime scene I looked over the evidence and discovered the killer is!
MaxRockatanski
08-07-2002, 10:01 PM
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn`t get my finger in my butt, so I licked it and.................
Kitty
08-07-2002, 10:49 PM
Yep, that was me, i ate too many beans, but hey, it's all part of nature taking it's course....
TyRoss
08-07-2002, 10:50 PM
I have to go to work. (true and a conversation stopper)
JBond
08-08-2002, 12:17 AM
Link, your last two posts were famous last words ;)
TyRoss
08-08-2002, 11:05 AM
"Is that Bea Arthur I see coming this way?"
TyRoss
08-10-2002, 09:40 PM
"So is there any history of incest in the family?"
Madness
08-10-2002, 10:21 PM
Ever taken a golden shower???
TyRoss
08-11-2002, 10:16 AM
"Oh my god look at the size of the booger hanging from your nose dude"
...and then he said he really didn't want to do it, and I said "are you kidding me?"..and that's when I grabbed the knife..
TyRoss
08-12-2002, 10:37 AM
"Honey be honest have I gained weight"
(Note the above does not actually stop verbal communication but does turn a conversation into an argument)
JBond
08-12-2002, 10:44 AM
"Yeah, but only a little, Honey"
Madness
08-12-2002, 02:13 PM
"I don't know about the rest of you, but I like the way manure tastes."
TyRoss
08-12-2002, 02:15 PM
"So can I stick my tongue down your throat now or do we have to go through all this "getting to know one another" bull#^%$ some more."
Madness
08-12-2002, 02:22 PM
"Excuse me. I know we've never met before but could I possibly sniff you panties???"
TyRoss
08-12-2002, 05:43 PM
"I bet you've got a nice @$$ under all that flab"
PlayingGod
08-12-2002, 05:44 PM
"Hello I'm PlayingGod And I Wanna Be Your Friend."
Hi, I'm in a relationship with Frizzo The Clown.....
JBond
08-12-2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Iben
Hi, I'm in a relationship with Frizzo The Clown.....
You're right, I'm speechless ;)
Originally posted by JBond
You're right, I'm speechless ;) I knew it...that was just too weird....I'm sorry ;)
JBond
08-12-2002, 07:12 PM
That's ok...just don't ever mention it again ;):p
HeadHunter
08-12-2002, 07:13 PM
So I was down the pub and the bar maid said i was naked and i said......er....yeah
TyRoss
08-12-2002, 07:16 PM
"Wanna play hide the salami?"
MaxRockatanski
08-12-2002, 10:00 PM
is it supposed to ooze green puss like that?
TyRoss
08-14-2002, 02:13 PM
"Officer do you know where I can get some coke"
Frizzo the Clown
08-14-2002, 10:00 PM
"...so I came up behind her and said 'Hey Mom, how about a quickie?'....."
MaxRockatanski
08-14-2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
"...so I came up behind her and said 'Hey Mom, how about a quickie?'....."
Just made everyone in the office look up as I sprayed my coffee all over the keyboard chokking really loud at that one:D
Frizzo the Clown
08-14-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by MaxRockatanski
Just made everyone in the office look up as I sprayed my coffee all over the keyboard chokking really loud at that one:D I'll take that as a compliment. :D
MaxRockatanski
08-14-2002, 10:15 PM
certainly was, I`m still chuckling :D
Frizzo the Clown
08-14-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by MaxRockatanski
certainly was, I`m still chuckling :D Sweet. :D
MaxRockatanski
08-14-2002, 10:43 PM
I just hope you weren`t speaking from experience, really, I hope you weren`t?
Frizzo the Clown
08-14-2002, 10:51 PM
Perhaps its best you don't really know the truth... (another potential conversation stopper)
MaxRockatanski
08-15-2002, 12:41 AM
Back to the thread (I`d hate you to think I was saying this to Frizzo).
Will you just shut up and get your gums round this..............
MaxRockatanski
08-15-2002, 12:48 AM
I`m not saying you`ve acne or nothin`, but can you pick off a couple of them scabs, we`re out of cornflakes for breakfast.
*one poor college student to his room mate*
Caroline
08-15-2002, 12:49 AM
"...gosh, i guess it was just a banana in your pocket"
Madness
08-15-2002, 12:51 AM
"Hey, I got one of those laser pointers pointing at my...(BANG!!)"
MaxRockatanski
08-15-2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Caroline
"...gosh, i guess it was just a banana in your pocket"
Not really, I`ve just got a bad case of jaundice.
TyRoss
08-15-2002, 09:11 AM
Mind if I feel your boobies?
pixiness
08-15-2002, 11:15 AM
So then TyRoss, durden and Frizzo told me to bend over....
TyRoss
08-15-2002, 08:16 PM
"Once a cannibal always a cannibal I always say"
HeadHunter
08-15-2002, 08:21 PM
Chickens!!!!!! they go cluck
Frizzo the Clown
08-15-2002, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by pixiness
So then TyRoss, durden and Frizzo told me to bend over.... Conversation Stopper? Sounds like a good way to start a conversation!
MaxRockatanski
08-15-2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by pixiness
So then TyRoss, durden and Frizzo told me to bend over....
I don`t think that`s a stopper either, it`s probably the start of many things!
MaxRockatanski
08-15-2002, 11:11 PM
Here look, check this out, is it really supposed to be green like that?
MaxRockatanski
08-16-2002, 01:44 AM
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, pew, must have been that chilli sauce at lunch time;)
todd philip
08-16-2002, 01:51 AM
does my crotch smell like catfish to you??
MaxRockatanski
08-16-2002, 01:52 AM
Jeezers yeah, can smell it all the way over here in Japan, what the hell have you been doing with it?
TyRoss
08-16-2002, 09:07 AM
"Biy wasn't Batman a Robin a great movie"
Frizzo the Clown
08-16-2002, 09:35 AM
"......for the life of me, I'll never understand why 'Showgirls' didn't win an Oscar. I mean, the acting was amazing! And the script......"
HeadHunter
08-16-2002, 09:37 AM
I will have a coffee *Walks away*
Frizzo the Clown
08-16-2002, 10:05 AM
*lets one rip* "Did somebody step on a duck?"
TyRoss
08-16-2002, 11:18 AM
"Anybody into hampsters Richard Gere style?"
HeadHunter
08-16-2002, 11:30 AM
So anyone wanna go diving in the valcanoe
MaxRockatanski
08-18-2002, 10:42 PM
Hey lady, I didn`t know they did marquees in floral patterns!
TyRoss
08-18-2002, 10:44 PM
Excuse me but would you check my prostate.
Frizzo the Clown
08-18-2002, 10:52 PM
".....then my cellmate told me that I had the nicest ass on the entire cellblock........."
JBond
08-18-2002, 10:53 PM
"I'm telling you, this guy BEGGED me to look at his ass! So what was a guy to do?"
todd philip
08-18-2002, 11:36 PM
I've got five balls!!
"I am strangely aroused by Carrot Top"
MaxRockatanski
08-19-2002, 12:35 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha.................cough, cough,.. no honestly, it really is what you do with it that counts...............
todd philip
08-19-2002, 12:52 AM
ive got lip fungus, can we go make out now!!!!!!!!:)
MaxRockatanski
08-19-2002, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by todd philip
ive got lip fungus, can we go make out now!!!!!!!!:)
Course we can make out, just wait a mo` while I take my pessary out...............
TyRoss
08-19-2002, 10:11 AM
Will you hold my teeth?
HeadHunter
08-19-2002, 10:31 AM
Will you cup me??
JBond
08-19-2002, 03:40 PM
Will you spoon with me?
"No really...I do know how to fly..
TyRoss
08-19-2002, 03:44 PM
Rice rack would you like to put the spice on it.
JBond
08-19-2002, 05:34 PM
"Either way, doesn't bother me"
Originally posted by JBond
"Either way, doesn't bother me" was that a reply to my post?
JBond
08-19-2002, 05:53 PM
Well what it was, was if yours didnt stop the conversation, mine would ;)
todd philip
08-19-2002, 06:20 PM
i have a 1 inch wee wee
MaxRockatanski
08-19-2002, 10:13 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
todd philip
08-19-2002, 10:25 PM
i have a thirty foot wee wee
MaxRockatanski
08-19-2002, 10:27 PM
Now you`re just bragging!
Frizzo the Clown
08-19-2002, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Iben
I'm really a guy Damnit. I knew there was a catch. :(
MaxRockatanski
08-19-2002, 10:48 PM
Jezzers girl, I thought you said you`re not experienced? I need a rope, a mining helmet and a torch before I can even think about going near there.................
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Damnit. I knew there was a catch. :( well even if you didn't know now, you would eventually ;)
JBond
08-20-2002, 03:35 AM
There's a conversation stopper right there, good job!
Or atleast a conversation halter.:p
Frizzo the Clown
08-20-2002, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by Iben
well even if you didn't know now, you would eventually ;) Yeah....lucky me...:rolleyes: ;)
Originally posted by JBond
There's a conversation stopper right there, good job!
Or atleast a conversation halter.:p yeah I thought so. ;)
Frizzo the Clown
08-20-2002, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by JBond
There's a conversation stopper right there, good job!
Or atleast a conversation halter.:p I'm sure it would halt more than just a conversation.....;)
TyRoss
08-20-2002, 11:12 AM
You ever wonder what it would be like to stop breathing.
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I'm sure it would halt more than just a conversation.....;) Ah come on...don't be so boring..where's your sense of adventure?! ;)
HeadHunter
08-20-2002, 03:58 PM
"Can you suck my toe?"
HeadHunter
08-20-2002, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Iben
"GOD...you're ugly!"
Thats so hurtfull *Runs off crying*
Godzilla
08-20-2002, 06:37 PM
Then we found out it wasn't a hurrican. It turned out that I just farted.
HeadHunter
08-20-2002, 07:01 PM
why is dyslexia so long and hard to spell?
HeadHunter
08-20-2002, 07:03 PM
Well, of course you'd say that. Look at your breasts.
Interceptor
08-20-2002, 07:07 PM
Touch it. Go ahead just touch it, aw c'mon.
Godzilla
08-20-2002, 07:17 PM
(from Clerks) "You dated that chick? Don't take this the wrong way but...I used to f*** her."
HeadHunter
08-20-2002, 07:21 PM
While you were finishing that sentence, eightteen children just died of swallowing glass
MaxRockatanski
08-20-2002, 09:56 PM
A swift kick to the nuts
Frizzo the Clown
08-20-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Iben
Ah come on...don't be so boring..where's your sense of adventure?! ;) Well, if thats your idea of adventure, then I guess I don't have one! :p
JBond
08-20-2002, 10:35 PM
"Got any pot?"
TyRoss
08-20-2002, 10:39 PM
"So there I was, face to face with my own kidney"
Frizzo the Clown
08-20-2002, 10:42 PM
"....you know what? Urine tastes surprisingly like 7-Up"
JBond
08-20-2002, 10:44 PM
"...but it turned out to be locked, so I had to use an empty 7-up can."
MaxRockatanski
08-20-2002, 10:50 PM
You know, I work in the 7-Up factory and we`re not allowed to go out for toilet breaks during working hours.
TyRoss
08-20-2002, 10:51 PM
Thats not ginger ale.
JBond
08-20-2002, 10:52 PM
"You're sitting in it now" - Gary Larson
TyRoss
08-20-2002, 11:15 PM
Person 1: "Where's your roomie?"
Person 2: "Well thats not beef chili your eating"
Originally posted by HeadHunter
Thats so hurtfull *Runs off crying* well it did stop the conversation though...
HeadHunter
08-21-2002, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Iben
well it did stop the conversation though...
True
Since cats don't have free will, you technically couldn't consider it 'rape,' could you?
Elizabeth
08-21-2002, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
"....you know what? Urine tastes surprisingly like 7-Up"
Yeah, I've travelled abroad many times. As a matter of fact, I just returned from the Urine-Nation! What, you mean that's not a country?! :eek:
tyler_durden
08-21-2002, 11:31 AM
"Hold on a second, I need more toe jam for my sandwich."
Madness
08-21-2002, 01:32 PM
"Life is just a constant stream of pain and failures, and at the end of it all you die alone."
(This is more of a conversation depressant, but it has the same effect.)............
TyRoss
08-21-2002, 02:08 PM
Maybe one day the psychiatrist will cure my lust for human blood.
tyler_durden
08-21-2002, 03:07 PM
"Ooo, my stomach hurts. Maybe I shouldn't have had that second helping of feces for lunch.":eek:
MaxRockatanski
08-21-2002, 09:18 PM
I know we`ve just met, but please, please, PLEASE let me lick the fluff out of your belly button.
todd philip
08-21-2002, 09:35 PM
when i was twelve an elephant stepped on my nuts, my nuts where replaced with monkey nuts.
i have monkey seamen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
MaxRockatanski
08-21-2002, 09:42 PM
I have a big boil on my wee wee:(
todd philip
08-21-2002, 09:49 PM
THATS FREAKIN GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MaxRockatanski
08-21-2002, 10:07 PM
Tell me about it, it`s sooooo sore I can hardly put it away:eek:
todd philip
08-21-2002, 10:08 PM
okay, now i have to go vomit:( :eek:
MaxRockatanski
08-21-2002, 10:43 PM
I have to keep massaging and squeezing it
Kitty
08-27-2002, 11:01 PM
wow, those are HUGE! (picture something that you think i meant on that thing(which probably isn't it) right away, hehe)
Caroline
08-27-2002, 11:21 PM
"..... Then when he was done with me, i couldnt walk correctly for days"
(something my roomate said at a bar, and was taken completly out of context. she was talking about the caste on her foot, and when she said it, like 8 guys looked over at us at once with their eyes bugging out of their heads, and we just started laughing)
MaxRockatanski
08-28-2002, 12:18 AM
"..... Then when he was done with me, i couldnt walk correctly for days"
Something rumoured that I said (I didn`t, honestly) in a bar downtown (Blue Oyster?) that was taken out of context...........and when I said it (I didn`t, really), like 8 guys looked over at us at once with their eyes bugging out of their heads, with their tongues hanging out salivating
TyRoss
08-29-2002, 06:02 PM
Is that a sausage in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
HeadHunter
08-29-2002, 07:47 PM
Are those your breasts
MaxRockatanski
08-29-2002, 09:42 PM
sumimasen makusu to moshimasu ga chinha suki desu ka? watashi ha uma nami ga arimasu shakuhachi wo ****e kudasai
MaxRockatanski
08-29-2002, 09:44 PM
jeez, can`t even type in Japanese!!!!
deleted characters should read sh !te, pronounced sheetay
MaxRockatanski
08-30-2002, 01:55 AM
mmmmmmmm, oh, there aint nothing to beat peanut butter and dog turd sandwiches!
Godzilla
08-30-2002, 01:58 AM
...and that ape was the best I've ever had.
MaxRockatanski
08-30-2002, 02:02 AM
What the hell are you doing with that ape? Oh my god, that`s disgusting, put him down and put it away!
Godzilla
08-30-2002, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by MaxRockatanski
What the hell are you doing with that ape? Oh my god, that`s disgusting, put him down and put it away!
You know you want to. Don't deny it.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1191/9436_0010.jpg
todd philip
08-30-2002, 02:12 AM
"could you please pull the boiled carrot out of my a$$"
MaxRockatanski
08-30-2002, 03:26 AM
Anyone fancy glazed carrots with their Turkey?
Godzilla
08-30-2002, 03:34 AM
I can't believe Billy Madison didn't sweep the Oscars. That is the biggest outrage in the history of cinema.:mad:
Godzilla
08-30-2002, 03:35 AM
...so then it was frostbitten. The doctor said it would fall off eventually but it never did! Actually it got better! Now I gotta get these breast implants taken out!:mad:
JBond
08-30-2002, 03:37 AM
"Lets spoon and fork"
MaxRockatanski
08-30-2002, 04:01 AM
You`ve heard about the little dutch boy saving the town by plugging his finger in the dike, well, seriously, if you don`t stick your finger in my @rse, you`re gonna wind up in some deep sh!...............
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