Funniest Complaints About Movies

[dr_evil]

Post some of the funniest complaints you heard about movies.


Kill Bill
"What was the point of The Brides Death List. Was she afraid she was going to forget someone:rolleyes: "

[Andrey83]

its not a complaint but its funny :)

from FOTR

"I realy liked that bow guy in lord of the rings" :rolleyes:


From ROTK

"the ending is kinda stupid because its not that hard to get rid of a ring. Sure, its a pretty ring, but you know, its only a ring" :rolleyes:

The best of all time:

Terminator 2

"Arnold is just too stiff" what??? he is a robot for crying out loud! ;)

[dustindame]

Funny stuff.

[droidguy1119]

"Wasn't he dead?"

[Drogobaggins]

The Sixth Sense
"They should have told us Bruce Willis Was Dead.":rolleyes:

[ruban]

"How can she kill all 88 of them? It's impossible. This is stupid I'm leaving. I'll be in the car"

Worst date ever

[Boods]

Originally posted by ruban
"How can she kill all 88 of them? It's impossible. This is stupid I'm leaving. I'll be in the car"

Worst date ever

:applaud: :applaud:

[Necross]

LOL my mother said that same thing.

"There is no way she could kill them"

then I said, "Yeah well there is no way some giante creeper creature is flying around eating kids from a school bus trapped on a old back road."

I mean my mother loves all those horror movies for Christ's Sake and all they are are things that couldn't happen!

[Necross]

Oh oh best one ever!

My friend's broter's girlfriend

"Why didn't Sam just push Frodo into the volcano!" :rolleyes::lol:

[MDbum]

"Lost in Translation was stupid" - friend of mine

[Necross]

lol that is funny.

[JackBauer]

my sister...

...after seeing the whole matrix trilogy:

"Cool stuff, now whats the matrix again?"

....while watching Smallvile

"...they should both shut up and finally kiss each other"

A friend of mine on Sex and the City and the leading actress

"This b1atch is a role model for all teen girls..., whereby she needs to be ****ed right, just one time...and the season would be over." :D

A friend of mine while watching Starship Troopers

"I bet this guy will die soon..." *one second later the guy in the movie get his head cutt off* "...ah crap, disgusting"

A few idiots sitting behind me and friends while watching Last Samurai

"Ahh this is so boring, no action, the only cool part was when the ninjas came +then he's laughing like an idiot+"

Kill Bill Vol.1, at theatre, the guy behind me is kicking my seat every time a cool scene shows up.

Jack: "If you don't stop right now, you'll go home in a bag! B+atcXCH!" :D

[Lton]

These stupid people in the theater, while watching KB 2: "Oh no she [Bride] didn't ! I would've shot him [Bill] as soon as I saw him."
And I'm thinking: "Yeah that would be great for her daughter to watch; seeing her father get killed shouldn't traumatize her at all."

[Tony Montana]

stupid people are always good for some laughs...

[Mat]

"Black & white movies are stupid..."

I just want to kill, kill, kill...

:evil:

[Drogobaggins]

Some teenyboppers at Die Another Day: This is no Agent Cody Banks!

[carnage4u]

I had a friend that thought the fact it snowed at the end of edwards scicssorhands that it was "unrealistic".. they had no problem with the rest of the movie, but that scene caused issues... drives me nuts.

[carnage4u]

also people that didnt like dumb and dumber because it was dumb

[Drogobaggins]

People who say"I'm suuure" at a movie such as Spiderman.

[Jimmy 345]

Originally posted by Necross
Oh oh best one ever!

My friend's broter's girlfriend

"Why didn't Sam just push Frodo into the volcano!" :rolleyes::lol:

Thats not a stupid complaint. If I were Sam I definutly would have pushed Frodo over.

[Jimmy 345]

Heres some funny ones from the Terminator

"How can Kyle be John Connors father when John sent him back."

"How did Anakin and Padme fall in love" Did they even see Natalie Portman

"Too much CGI in the Star Wars Prequals" God I won't even say why this one is so dumb

[mkell]

I heard people saying "I guess they are going to make another one" when walking out of Fellowship of the Ring.

[JackBauer]

again my sister on the final battle from Last Samurai

"great,...first they shoot him than they bow in front of him" :rolleyes:

[Andrey83]

Originally posted by JackBauer
my sister...

...after seeing the whole matrix trilogy:

"Cool stuff, now whats the matrix again?"



OMG that is funny :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

[Crispyfootcheez]

Originally posted by Jimmy 345


"How can Kyle be John Connors father when John sent him back."

"How did Anakin and Padme fall in love" Did they even see Natalie Portman

"Too much CGI in the Star Wars Prequals" God I won't even say why this one is so dumb those are all logical questions

[Citizen Kane]

Not a complaint, but the funniest rave I've heard in a long time:

"Secret Window is a see it"

[dr_evil]

I just read some saying this about shrek (Hopefully its a joke)

"Shrek was completely unrealistic with talking donkeys and such."

"Shrek wore a vest. A VEST! That makes him a fascist!"

[PsYkOoOoO]

Real comments:

"Just look at the colours of The Battle of Helm's Deep.Its black and blue!Peter Jackson did a bad job on the digital grading of that scene.Ruined the movie for me."

Yeah.Stupid.

[Tony Montana]

Originally posted by mkell
I heard people saying "I guess they are going to make another one" when walking out of Fellowship of the Ring.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:applaud: :applaud:

[PsYkOoOoO]

I heard the same thing too!

"Hmm.What a sad ending to a story.Hollywood's going to make a sequel out of it."

This old guy behind me said that after FOTR too.Haha.

[PsYkOoOoO]

After The Matrix Reloaded,this girl behind me said,"What?"

I guess,a very common question for most of us.

[Chuckles]

Originally posted by Jimmy 345

"Too much CGI in the Star Wars Prequals" God I won't even say why this one is so dumb

Puppets are better. :p

Here's a common one: "There's no plot to Kill Bill v.1!" duh! try watching the first half of almost any movie and look for a plot.

I heard this about the original Star Wars:
"What crappy special effects!"

I also heard that FOTR thing...really sad.

While watching KB v.2: "Why doesn't Budd just kill her now?"

[bbf2]

Originally posted by JackBauer
my sister...

....while watching Smallvile

"...they should both shut up and finally kiss each other"


Was that about a scene between Clark and Lana or a scene between Clark and Lex?

[Ad Lib]

There are some for LOTR :)

--"I expected something, you know, more Hobbity"

--"It was real long and not a cartoon"

--"'Middle Earth' scenes clearly shot on regular Earth"

[Kable24]

"lotr is a great movie." Now that's hilarious ;)

[Neverending]

When Spider-Man came out everyone was complaining about Peter Parker having organic webs that really pissed me off! To begin with the movie itself was good and stayed faithful to the comics. A few changes don't make much of a difference. In fact some changes improved the story. For instance like changing the radio-active spider into an genetically engineered spider because we all know no one would survive a bite by a radioactive spider. Also the argument was a smart one. Where will Peter get the money to buy a web-shooter and continue to buy equipment when he spends most of the time struggling to get money for the morgage.

However, the DUMBEST complain I have EVER heard was for Martin Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ. God forbid that Jesus was actually a human being! I can't believe these fuc-ing fundamentalist were pissed off because Scorsese portrayed the human side of Jesus. Jesus was human people! He went though the same things we have all gone through. He died for our sins because he understood the human race. He was part of it. Jesus wasn't one of those Gods you read about in Greek mythology, he was actually a human being. Who just happened to be our messiah.

[PsYkOoOoO]

I cannot read your post dude.My eyes stray to your avatar all the time.

[JackBauer]

Originally posted by bbf2
Was that about a scene between Clark and Lana or a scene between Clark and Lex?

Clark and Lana ;)

[Necross]

Originally posted by Jimmy 345
Thats not a stupid complaint. If I were Sam I definutly would have pushed Frodo over.

:rolleyes: I'm embarassed for both of us, just stop posting here.

[Necross]

Originally posted by Kable24
"lotr is a great movie." Now that's hilarious ;)

Yeah, your supposed to be posting stupid quotes you've heard, not creating them.

[Tara]

After my brother saw titanic

"Yeah, it was a great movie, but Tara ruined the ending for me"

oh no, so i accidently told him it sunk. opps.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Ad Lib
There are some for LOTR :)

--"I expected something, you know, more Hobbity"

--"It was real long and not a cartoon"

--"'Middle Earth' scenes clearly shot on regular Earth"

Hmm, aren't those all from The Onion?

[Ad Lib]

Onion-Shmonion. I don't know. :rolleyes:

Found it on another boards posted by people. Maybe they took 'em from Onion. Got no idea

[Rocketboy]

My fiance upon a second viewing of Atack of the Clones:
"Hey wait...did they just get married?"

Keeping in mind that she doesn't like most unrealistic movies (like Star Wars, superhero movies, ect.), I forgave her, especially since she went to see AOTC with me not once, but twice.

[ZombieMan]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Rob in Pheonix's fake tirade against the Butterfly Effect.

I have to agree with that and his little fake issue with Grease too. That is unforgettable! LMAO...

[Jspitalieri]

I hate when people say movies were predictable, especially with romantic comedies. No kidding they are going to get back together in the end.

[Sublime50lbc]

From a conversation behind me in the theater for FOTR during the credits:

Man: Wait...it just ends like that?

Woman: Ya...I guess theres going to be a sequel.

Man: Well I hope. I want to see what happens to that guy with the hairy feet and the magical ring.

:rolleyes:

[Sora Kahn]

Here's the all time funniest complaint: Someone watches LotR, a fantasy movie, and then says, " It's not realistic." Duh. It's a fantasy.

[DRAGID]

:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :lol: :lol:

[cg124]

after my dad watched the core

"it was ok but the ending was a little farfetched"

Me:"dad the whole movie is farfetched"

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by PsYkOoOoO
I cannot read your post dude.My eyes stray to your avatar all the time.

yeah you wernt the only one

[Kable24]

Originally posted by Sublime50lbc
From a conversation behind me in the theater for FOTR during the credits:

Man: Wait...it just ends like that?

Woman: Ya...I guess theres going to be a sequel.

Man: Well I hope. I want to see what happens to that guy with the hairy feet and the magical ring.

:rolleyes:


Not that I give 2 *****s about LOTR, but not everyone lives and breaths these movies. Believe it or not some people do other things besides caring about all aspects of movies like we do. It's a shame, but that's how it goes. poor bastards.

[secant]

My Nana is fun to watch movies with. My brother and I watched the Princess Bride and she made comments from the peanut gallery.
When Wesley dives into the quicksand headfirst with the vine I laughed and she said " Why are you laughing? That isn't funny."

Then when Inigo kills the 6-fingered man " That's terrible! What an awful thing to watch."
Then at the kiss at the end she says "Well, he's just going to eat her up isn't he?"

[Vincenzo]

This isnt a complaint, but it is something that annoyed the hell out of me. When I saw Starship Troopers, there was some teenager that thought that saying "This movie BUGS me. HAHAHAHAHA" 20 times throughout the movie thought he was being hilarious.

[JackBauer]

well thats no complaining but...

Me in theatre with friends, while watching DiCaprio dying in Titanic: "HAHAHA" :D

Little girl in front of me: *whining* "Shut up you insensible bastard!"