The Rat Pack

[Superman]

Okay we're doing this thing where I'm Frank Sinatra, thebtskink is Sammy Davis Jr and Frizzo is Dean Martin. We now have a casting call for Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford. We need to complete or pack to begin or adventures. I'll reserve a spot for JBond if he'd like one!

[Godzilla]

I might put in an appilacation if you tell me just what I'll be doing if I join.

[Greengoblin]

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHIN' AT WHAT YOU JUST WROTE SUPES! :D

[Con-Air]

Can I be the evil character who you encounter in your adventures. You can spoil my maniacal plans. Listen to this...... "DAMN YOU RAT PACK, DAMN YOU!!!" No? Then how about I'm your old and wise master? German prostitute? Marsupial jell-O wrestler?

[Godzilla]

Wow! fighting evil characters! I'm in!

[JBond]

Hey I'll be one of them....who are they?

[Godzilla]

Superman, Thebtskink, Frizzo, JBond, and me together as a team! Don't feel bad JBond, I don't know who they are either, but it sounds like fun!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Okay we're doing this thing where I'm Frank Sinatra, thebtskink is Sammy Davis Jr and Frizzo is Dean Martin. We now have a casting call for Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford. We need to complete or pack to begin or adventures. I'll reserve a spot for JBond if he'd like one!</STRONG>

IF IT WASNT FOR ME! you would not have the inspiration for this.. because i called BtSkink Sammy David Jr. and now your taking all the credit for this Superman... Give me some Props! :mad:

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHIN' AT WHAT YOU JUST WROTE SUPES! :D</STRONG>

He ripped it off me... :mad:

[EmpireOfDust]

Click here to see the REAL brains behind this outfit... http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000475&p=7

[Superman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Click here to see the REAL brains behind this outfit... http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000475&p=7</STRONG>[/Q UOTE]

Ah quit your cryin'! JBond, you can be JFK since Sinatra and crew always hung out at the White House and Frank supposedly got JFK and Marilyn together. The rest of you submit your application and why you think you should be part of the Rat Pack and we'll have the finalists soon!

[JBond]

Alright!! I'm JFK!! Lots of power, Marylin Monroe, what could go wrong!?!?!

[EmpireOfDust]

You cant win Supes... You cant win... Prepare for a batlle...

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>You cant win Supes... You cant win... Prepare for a batlle...</STRONG>

No. You've already lost, now be gone simple one.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>No. You've already lost, now be gone simple one.</STRONG>

No.... Lets Finish this....

[Godzilla]

I think I should be a part of the Rat Pack becaus it's useful to have a 30 story, fire breathing lizard on your side. ;)

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by 1godzillafan:
<STRONG>I think I should be a part of the Rat Pack becaus it's useful to have a 30 story, fire breathing lizard on your side. ;)</STRONG>

with a big unit

[Godzilla]

Hey supes, I can tailwhip his ass if you want me to.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by 1godzillafan:
<STRONG>Hey supes, I can tailwhip his ass if you want me to.</STRONG>

There is no way to know if you are joking or not... please use a symbol...

[Godzilla]

;) (is that better?)

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Alright!! I'm JFK!! Lots of power, Marylin Monroe, what could go wrong!?!?!</STRONG>

It was I who was on the Grassy noll! :D

[thebtskink]

Let's handpick Peter Lawford.. wanna know why?

He got married to an ugly-ass Kennedy sista.

The beauty in the Kennedy family fell on the male side. :D

So for the distinction of being Peter Lawford, I nominate GG!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I second!

[thebtskink]

All in favor, say aye!

Frizzo: aye!
skink: aye!
Mirko: aye!
Supes: aye!
WarpedChick: aye!
JBond: aye!

All opposed?

GG: nay!

We have a winner, gents!!!! :D

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: thebtskink ]

[Con-Air]

I submit my application for "Idiot Villain Who's Plans Get Foiled" or a member if you wish. I'm not too partial.

[Warpedchick]

Can I be Shirley Maclaine she used to hang out with the Rat Pack! And I think I'm weird enough to be her! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

ain't that the truth!

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>ain't that the truth!</STRONG>

Hey! :mad:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>Hey! :mad:</STRONG>
Hey! I just tell it like it is!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>Hey! :mad:</STRONG>

I think she likes you Frizzo...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>I think she likes you Frizzo...</STRONG>
Yeah, I noticed!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
I think she likes you Frizzo...</STRONG>
Yeah, I noticed!

Good Luck with her... She's a feisty one!

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>There is no way to know if you are joking or not... please use a symbol...</STRONG>

I got your symbol right here &lt;Gives the finger&gt; Godzilla I'll work something out for you, Green Goblin is now Peter Lawford!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>Can I be Shirley Maclaine she used to hang out with the Rat Pack! And I think I'm weird enough to be her! ;)</STRONG>

Okay your in. I nominate Godzilla as Peter Lawford because he's a giant lizard that breathes fire (now we know how Sinatra won Oscars!) and every team/group needs a guy like that. We'll call it comic relief.

There are still a couple of minor openings for minor roles, you can nominate yourself for the role and we'll work it out.

[Superman]

Look alive guys cause here we are!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630521056X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And of course if Godzilla is in as Bishop here is his pic to show how much of a tough guy he is to be part of our pack:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300229386.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

[thebtskink]

GG is Lawford!! He HAS TO BE TORTURED!!! :D :D :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

And in preperation for my role as Dean Martin, I've already started drinking.....I'm such a method actor!

[fractal_inversion]

just started drinking?! i dont buy it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>just started drinking?! i dont buy it.</STRONG>Okay, okay. Lets just say that I've been anticipating this role for several years now......

[fractal_inversion]

that i can buy.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>that i can buy.</STRONG>
Well actually, I would like another drink if you're buying...

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>that i can buy.</STRONG>

Is somebody selling somthing?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Is somebody selling somthing?</STRONG>I think fractal is buying a round of drinks

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
Is somebody selling somthing?</STRONG>I think fractal is buying a round of drinks

Margaritas? if so, then im there!

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>I think she likes you Frizzo...</STRONG>

And I think Superman likes you! This could end up being very interesting! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>And I think Superman likes you! This could end up being very interesting! :D</STRONG>
Well, just so Superman knows, I'm not into those backdoor shenanigans! He's my boss and mentor, I hope he likes me!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>And I think Superman likes you! This could end up being very interesting! :D</STRONG>

::tapes his butthole shut:: Security Measure....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>::tapes his butthole shut:: Security Measure....</STRONG>
*puts on Everlast Chastity belt, ala "Men in Tights"*

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>And in preperation for my role as Dean Martin, I've already started drinking.....I'm such a method actor!</STRONG>

You also have to fall out of your limo with a gun in your pocket at a Hollywood party while drunk. I heard that really happened.

[fractal_inversion]

* buy everyone a round of drinks and a vodka martini for herself, shaken, not stirred.*

hmm.... first this forum, then the entire coming soon site!! BWAHAHAA!!
*idly strokes a white chinchilla feline*

[Con-Air]

where do I fit into this whole twisted world?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>where do I fit into this whole twisted world?</STRONG>

Trust me, you dont want to fit in with these misfits... I have my own Empire, I dont need them...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>You also have to fall out of your limo with a gun in your pocket at a Hollywood party while drunk. I heard that really happened.</STRONG>
Well, I once fell out a taxi in Germany with vomit on my shoes.....thats as close as I've gotten so far......

[Superman]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>where do I fit into this whole twisted world?</STRONG>

Well we do need a limo driver... I'm kidding, hey if you have any ideas about anyone that was connected with Sinatra be my guest and nominate yourself!

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Trust me, you dont want to fit in with these misfits... I have my own Empire, I dont need them...</STRONG>

Your empire consists of 2 sock puppets, a Barbie doll, and your invisible friend and you guys can't seem to get along.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by Superman:
You also have to fall out of your limo with a gun in your pocket at a Hollywood party while drunk. I heard that really happened.</STRONG>
Well, I once fell out a taxi in Germany with vomit on my shoes.....thats as close as I've gotten so far......

Damn you are the man! You might be his long lost grandson...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Damn you are the man! You might be his long lost grandson...</STRONG>Actually, I can proudly proclaim that I have fallen drunk, out of taxis in at least five different countries!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Well we do need a limo driver... I'm kidding, hey if you have any ideas about anyone that was connected with Sinatra be my guest and nominate yourself!</STRONG>

Well, when Frank had his own live tv show in the 50's, the Three Stooges guest starred on an episode......I don't know if there was any other affiliation with him though...

[fractal_inversion]

i can swear in five languages! i can yell for help in seven! and i can just scream in fifty! does that count?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Well, when Frank had his own live tv show in the 50's, the Three Stooges guest starred on an episode......I don't know if there was any other affiliation with him though...</STRONG>

I think the Three Stooages had some mob connections, probably killed off the Marx brothers!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>I think the Three Stooages had some mob connections, probably killed off the Marx brothers!</STRONG>I wouldn't doubt it. Why do you suppose Curly and Shemp died so suddenly? They was bumped off by Harpo.....he always was the cunning one....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by Superman:
I think the Three Stooages had some mob connections, probably killed off the Marx brothers!</STRONG>I wouldn't doubt it. Why do you suppose Curly and Shemp died so suddenly? They was bumped off by Harpo.....he always was the cunning one....

It's always the quiet ones....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>It's always the quiet ones....</STRONG>
well, not always....look at me..I never shut up!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by Superman:
It's always the quiet ones....</STRONG>
well, not always....look at me..I never shut up!

True, I mean you shut Ronald up permanently.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>True, I mean you shut Ronald up permanently.</STRONG>

Yeah, that good-for-nothing goody-goody. Trying to give clowns a good name.......

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Yeah, that good-for-nothing goody-goody. Trying to give clowns a good name.......</STRONG>

I hope he learned his lesson, if he's still alive...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>I hope he learned his lesson, if he's still alive...</STRONG>
Oh, I'm sure he's learned his lesson....free Happy Meals for everyone!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Originally posted by Superman:
I hope he learned his lesson, if he's still alive...</STRONG>
Oh, I'm sure he's learned his lesson....free Happy Meals for everyone!

With a good toy, none of those repeat ones they always give you 5 of the samething!

[Godzilla]

Hey supes! Looky what I found! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Holy crap!

[bbf2]

Damn this is old!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>Hey supes! Looky what I found! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey where's my Rat Pack crew? Role call people, I was Frank Sinatra! :D

[Godzilla]

I'm Peter Lawford!

[thebtskink]

The Sammy is back in town!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>The Sammy is back in town!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Did you bring the glass eye too?

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Did you bring the glass eye too?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I sure did! &lt;Attempts to wink, but it falls in vat of beer&gt;

DAMN! The third time this week!

[bbf2]

Can I be someone? ANYONE? (anyone male that is...)

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Can I be someone? ANYONE? (anyone male that is...)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well Peter Lawford is part of the extended Kennedy family.

So you can be Teddy "Fatboy who drunkenly drove his girlfriend into a river but still repeatedly gets elected to the Senate" Kennedy!

It's simple. Slur your speech and act fat.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Can I be someone? ANYONE? (anyone male that is...)</strong><hr></blockquote>

You can be Lorenzo, the long lost member.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

You can be Lorenzo, the long lost member.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can I speak with an phony Italian accent???

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Can I speak with an phony Italian accent???</strong><hr></blockquote>

Or it can be Spanish if your Horatio.

[beemanbone]

Can I be speak French if I'm Jean-Claude?

[JBond]

Hey look, I'm uh....John F. Kennedy...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dean Martin is drunk and accounted for, Frank!

[Moe Szyslak]

Do you need a bartender?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Or it can be Spanish if your Horatio.</strong><hr></blockquote>

YES! Horatio! Hahahaha! "Ay Caramba, Frank! Yo soy en el Rat Pack!"

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Hey look, I'm uh....John F. Kennedy...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Your a womanizer who runs the country, is that bad?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>Can I be speak French if I'm Jean-Claude?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, but if your Van Damme you may be subjected to various pranks.


[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Dean Martin is drunk and accounted for, Frank!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right on Dean, you need to be drunk, have your gun, and fall out of your limo too. That is if you already haven't.

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Do you need a bartender?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hell yes. We need to get Dean mad drunk.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>YES! Horatio! Hahahaha! "Ay Caramba, Frank! Yo soy en el Rat Pack!"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Horatio could be from the Sharks from West Side Story. :D

[Moe Szyslak]

I better get started on the vat of Martini. Good thing I buy my olives in bulk.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I better get started on the vat of Martini. Good thing I buy my olives in bulk.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Just don't touch my olives in my personal storage.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Hell yes. We need to get Dean mad drunk.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I've alllllredy *hic* gots a *hic hic* hed sart, Frank... *hic hic*

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I've alllllredy *hic* gots a *hic hic* hed sart, Frank... *hic hic*</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I'd stop spanking that house plant now, it's not really Marilyn Monroe so take the wig off too.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Well I'd stop spanking that house plant now, it's not really Marilyn Monroe so take the wig off too.</strong><hr></blockquote>
A house plant? I wus *hic* thinnnnkeng tha it wus tha no good Jerrry Lewwis. *hic hic belch* How dare he be funnnnn..uh..more *hic* funnny than me! *belch*

[Moe Szyslak]

Don't make me water down the drinks you two. And why is Sammy's eye in the olive jar?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>And why is Sammy's eye in the olive jar?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Preservation?

[Moe Szyslak]

I get people drunk, I don't preserve glass eyes.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I get people drunk, I don't preserve glass eyes.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh that was a glass eye? I thought it was his real one...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Oh that was a glass eye? I thought it was his real one...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey! *hic* Why iz my martini starin' at me?

[Moe Szyslak]

At any rate, I'm trying to run a clean establishment here. Anyone want anything besides martinis?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>At any rate, I'm trying to run a clean establishment here. Anyone want anything besides martinis?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, I'd like a flaming Moe!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>At any rate, I'm trying to run a clean establishment here. Anyone want anything besides martinis?</strong><hr></blockquote>*hic* You gots any fffifffteen yeer ol' gerls back there? *hic hic*

[Moe Szyslak]

Flaming Moe isn't a problem, the girl will take a little time.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Flaming Moe isn't a problem, the girl will take a little time.</strong><hr></blockquote>


(drinks)

!Mmm, el Moe de Infierno es muy bueno! !Si, si!

[Moe Szyslak]

Si, pero no quiero vomitos falsos.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>*hic* You gots any fffifffteen yeer ol' gerls back there? *hic hic*</strong><hr></blockquote>

We have a couple that we just imported from Russia.

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey!! My aunt's from Russia.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey!! My aunt's from Russia.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I hope she's not one of the girls they have back there!

[Moe Szyslak]

Don't worry, she's been trained by the KGB. That and she's in her 30's, not 15.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Don't worry, she's been trained by the KGB. That and she's in her 30's, not 15.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can we make her look 15?

[Moe Szyslak]

Well, she is short enough. And what the hell good is a bartender if only Dino get's drunk.

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Alright!! I'm JFK!! Lots of power, Marylin Monroe, what could go wrong!?!?!</strong><hr></blockquote>

The Vice President has to be somewhere. Can I be LBJ? The man who gained the most.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>The Vice President has to be somewhere. Can I be LBJ? The man who gained the most.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't recall LBJ hanging with the Rat Pack, but why the hell not! Just don't ride your hose again wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and cowboy boots.... &lt;Shudders&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Well, she is short enough. And what the hell good is a bartender if only Dino get's drunk.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, it don't take much to get me drunk!

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey Dean, how about another scotch on the rocks?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Well, it don't take much to get me drunk!</strong><hr></blockquote>

We all can testify to that!

[Nilade]

&lt;Rolling eyes and flapping arms all crazy&gt; "Hey, Hey Hey!!! It's me gang! Jerry Lewis! Can I join your crazy adventures!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey Dean, how about another scotch on the rocks?</strong><hr></blockquote>Make it a double! And use the good stuff! Don't give me the watered down crap you give to the other patrons!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>&lt;Rolling eyes and flapping arms all crazy&gt; "Hey, Hey Hey!!! It's me gang! Jerry Lewis! Can I join your crazy adventures!</strong><hr></blockquote>Hey everybody, my sidekick is here. Go wash my car, Jerry.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Hey everybody, my sidekick is here. Go wash my car, Jerry.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I get to wash Eva Gardner!

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Hey everybody, my sidekick is here. Go wash my car, Jerry.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey! Hey! Hey! I would, but I have to tend to my telethon. But I shined your shoes and ordered those three ladies you requested, Mr. Martin! You did say 1 blonde, 2 brunettes, right?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>

Hey! Hey! Hey! I would, but I have to tend to my telethon. But I shined your shoes and ordered those three ladies you requested, Mr. Martin! You did say 1 blonde, 2 brunettes, right?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You idiot! He wanted 2 blondes and 1 brunette! Even I know that!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

You idiot! He wanted 2 blondes and 1 brunette! Even I know that!</strong><hr></blockquote>Thats right, Jerry. Get with the program!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Thats right, Jerry. Get with the program!</strong><hr></blockquote>

He is SO getting fired!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

He is SO getting fired!</strong><hr></blockquote>I should just send him to France.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I should just send him to France.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why? He'll come back with an army of mimes wearing berets.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Why? He'll come back with an army of mimes wearing berets.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thats alright, I'll just recruit them into my clown army. Sure, they may be mimes, but we're all brothers of the paint.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Thats alright, I'll just recruit them into my clown army. Sure, they may be mimes, but we're all brothers of the paint.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And soon we will vanadlize all French cafe's!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

And soon we will vanadlize all French cafe's!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Look! The mime is pretending to hold a gun!

[S.I.G.]

I like crackers and cheese.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Look! The mime is pretending to hold a gun!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Pretending? &lt;Runs away&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Pretending? &lt;Runs away&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't worry! He's using a silencer! *ba dum bum CHING*

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Don't worry! He's using a silencer! *ba dum bum CHING*</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hi-Oh!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Hi-Oh!</strong><hr></blockquote>Thats some weird, wild stuff! *pantomimes a golf swing*

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Thats some weird, wild stuff! *pantomimes a golf swing*</strong><hr></blockquote>

So Ed, the other day this old gal... Hey wait a minute, how come someone different plays Ed every week?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

So Ed, the other day this old gal... Hey wait a minute, how come someone different plays Ed every week?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Becuase Ed's put on a little weight and can't fit out of his dressing room door. We have to have some sort of substitute....

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Becuase Ed's put on a little weight and can't fit out of his dressing room door. We have to have some sort of substitute....</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right. Wait we're supposed to be the Rat Pack! Our new movie "Ocean's 11" comes out soon, that bastard Clooney is remaking it and playing my role! Let's kill him!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Right. Wait we're supposed to be the Rat Pack! Our new movie "Ocean's 11" comes out soon, that bastard Clooney is remaking it and playing my role! Let's kill him!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You got it! Kill Clooney! Kill Clooney!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>You got it! Kill Clooney! Kill Clooney!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah! Now I know what we should use our tank on...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Yeah! Now I know what we should use our tank on...</strong><hr></blockquote>Good idea! I'll go load up the launcher!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Good idea! I'll go load up the launcher!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Question is where is he hiding?

[JBond]

In a cave in Asia...wait, who we talking about?

[Con-Air]

The evil Duke Pakiman

[Madness]

I love that movie........

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>In a cave in Asia...wait, who we talking about?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dino, tell JFK to take a hike. ;)

[bbf2]

Hey, let's go rob some banks!.............


or not.