My Top 100 Movies

[sniktawt]

Ok , since everyone and his dog has one of these I may as well list my Favs.
These films are so special to me.
each and everyone I hold dear to my heart.
I'm Sure you guys love 'em too;)

Here's # 100-96

*SNICKER*


# 100-STEEL (1997)
The superhero film others only dare to be compared by.Shaq has held out for the sequel , because he feels there wiill never be a story to top this one.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790733269.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#99-ROLLERBALL (2001)
Possibly the greatest remake to ever hit the silver screen.This is just amazing.Chris Klein's career is now based off of this;)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000071WJ5.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#98-The Cat In The Hat (2003)
If only they put as much heart and soul into the Grinch as the did this classic .
This is sure to be a dust collector on any die-hard fan's dvd shelf.
Mike Myers has ditched Austin Powers and will now concentrate solely on Cat In The Hat sequels.I can't wait!!
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM7T.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#97- Master Of Disguise (2002)
This is the project Jim Carrey was willing to Kill For.Well Dana is pleased with it , he called it his career breaker.
A comedic gem.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00009B0PZ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#96-Mr.Nanny (1993)
The Rock has asked Hulk Hogan if he can remake this.It's that damn good.
Hogan has replied "Why try to top greatness".
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CNHV.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

#'s 95-91

#95-Crossroads (2002)
Britney's road movie left a feeling in my body I have only felt once before...
The time I got food poisoning.This DVD is very special to me , I use it for a coaster.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JY2F.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#94-Cool As Ice (1991)
The very reason rappers should remain rappers.
A must see for wannabes.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302261589.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#93-Turbo : A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Makes my day everytime I get to see grown people in Bright Underwear fight Rubber monsters with zippers.
Highly Recommended Rainy day film.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CVQ4.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#92-Kazaam (1996)
It saddens me that I had to put 2 films so low featuring an awesome screen presence like Shaq but there's just so much greatness in cinema.
This is Shaq's Break-out role, The one that defined his future in film.;)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068QPU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#91-House Of The Dead (2003)
Incredible Matrix rip-off with zombies!! .It had to happen and I knew my life wasn't complete until I seen it.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000YEE6C.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


More to follow soon

[starsprite]

LOL!!!

Now this list I like! ;)

[sniktawt]

I just couldn't resist.

[Doomsday]

More, MOOOOOOOORE!!!

[sphericthor]

Such quality on that list.......... I hope you put the best movies like Glitter, Swept Away and Gigli up near the top

[JBond]

I'm confused, why are you listing the 100 worst movies ever made? ;)

Also, Crossroads as a coasters runs the risk of someone seeing it.

[sniktawt]

Oh they are my faves.
# 1 is a masterpiece of cinema.
Damn Shame I had to put my man Shaq so low tho.

[sniktawt]

#90-Santa With Muscles (1996)
This is the only christmas film I will ever watch.
It brings a tear to my eye every time.
Hogan , you deserve to be called a Movie star.
http://66.70.254.21/boxart/muscles.jpg


#89-Honey (2003)
It had no Plot but it did have Jessica Alba.
This sits next to Glitter in my DVD collection.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001CNRS4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#88-Batman & Robin (1997)
This classic was just begging to come out of the closet.
Watch this one with a close friend.A great dress up movie.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790732912.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#87-Dudley Do-Right (1999)
It saddens me that they sequeled The Mummy and decided to not
continue the further adventures of Dudley.
I'm sure one person would go see it.Well Maybe not.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000035Z3G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#86-Pokemon : The First Movie (1999)
I have fond memories of this modern animated gem.
This was the movie I took the brother of this I girl Iusted after,
let's just say the movie was better than the relationship
that followed.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305756430.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by JBond
I'm confused, why are you listing the 100 worst movies ever made? ;)


It's a knock-off of the top 100 lists that have become so popular.
I'm doing it Naked Gun , Airplane, Scary Movie Style.
In other words I'm making fun of it.

[The Moose]

this is pretty funny. and cool. good on ya for doing something different

[JBond]

Originally posted by sniktawt
It's a knock-off of the top 100 lists that have become so popular.
I'm doing it Naked Gun , Airplane, Scary Movie Style.
In other words I'm making fun of it.

I like it...keep going ;)

[sniktawt]

#85-BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE : THE MOVIE (1998)
Barney's first movie ever !
Sadly it had to be his last.
Nothing says great moviemaking like a bunch
of kids messing up lines off cue cards.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007AJF6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#84-BONES (2001)
Horror masterpiece that proved that no one is
scarier than Snoop Dogg!!!
Yeah like we'd all run from a 75 pound talking skeleton.
At least it's approprietly titled.
Homies Beware!!!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005UQ9I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#83-FROM HELL (2001)
I was told this was about Jack The Ripper ,
I couldn't follow it and it made no sense but Heather
Graham was in it and I'd watch her watch paint dry.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JDU8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#82-THE GURU (2002)
See Above;)
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#81-THE WASH (2001)
My Man Snoop pops in again.I just can't get enough of that rapping
skeleton.
They don't make comedies like this anymore.
For good reason.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005V1XX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Warren]

:funny:

Brilliant list.

[cg124]

snik is the master!!!!!! LOL

[Tony Montana]

Great list...

Although dont **** with Gigli, I actually like that movie!

[Dracula]

I actually like From Hell

[Tony Montana]

Me too...

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Dracula
I actually like From Hell

So did I , I placed it at # 83.;)hehe.

[poeman]

nice list snik****... your quite a joker ;)

[carnage4u]

This ist is terrifying me beyond words

someday i may accidently watch honey just to drool over alba

[Vincenzo]

This is the best list on this website so far. Can,t wait to see #1!

-Vincenzo

[droidguy1119]

I think people just need to be more careful typing "sniktawt" sometimes.

[sniktawt]

Just Type "snik"

[dr_evil]

:lol: Great list, i have actually seen most of these.:)................or should that be :(

[Warren]

I want more. This list is an absolute good.

[sniktawt]

#80-XANADU (1980)
No great film list should be without a disco musical.
Olivia Newton John looking hotter than hell must give the world what
we were missing , a Rollerskate Disco Club !
Never mind famine and world problems , we want a disco , dammit!
The Academy Robbed this film.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IQW7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#79-LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW (1993)
Ah, Talking Dogs and Travolta , back when he would have
been lucky to even get Calling Card Commercials.
Sadly they haven't made another one of these beauties ,
I'm sure they'd have DVD players and Computers doing the Talking now.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065U1P.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#78-CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990)
Captain America as you've never seen him before.
Mainly because he's his alter-ego Steve Rogers for most of the film.
No comic adapted costume will ever compare to the beauty
of Cap's , it doubles as a skin diving suit.
Why this great sat on the shelf for two years is beyond
me.
A personal Favorite Of Tony Montana's.;)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302447739.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#77-THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE (1987)
Great family film featuring Midgets dressed in Ugly gross out masks ,
Farting , Snotting and Vomiting.
Damn , How I miss 80's comedies.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/146000.1020.A.jpg

#76-SPEED 2 : CRUISE CONTROL (1997)
Rip roaring juggernaut of a sequel.This is how Hollywood should make sequels,
Change the lead , change the setting, change the premise , just get the
damn thing out , who cares if all logic is thrown out the window , we need our
Speed Sequel !!!
I disowned The Original After I seen this study in great Filmmaking.
Keanu Who ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305280738.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

#75-THE COUNTRY BEARS (2002)
The success of this hilarious romp based on a Disney land ride
Paved the way for Pirates Of The Caribbean.With good reason ,
This musical has such a powerful story and is filled with some of the
greatest songs to hit a film's soundtrack in
years.
I 'm still in awe over how realistic the costumes looked.
Was so good the attraction was changed to Pooh just weeks after
it's release.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006LPHB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#74-CROCODILE HUNTER : COLLISION COURSE (2002)
I camped out for weeks to see this and it did not disappoint.
Mind you I got lonely being the only one there but it was
sure worth it!!
I think they rewarded me for camping out because I
recieved a private screening.;)
Mark my words , Steve Irwin will be the next big thing out of
Hollywood.
How they missed him for a nomination that year is
anyone's guess.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006SFKN.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#73-BOOTY CALL (1997)
Awesome comedy that disappointed me at first when I
realized it wasn't a porno.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001CCYBU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#72-STAR TREK : THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)
Nothing Beats Kirk and the gang flying through space
doing nothing but talking and staring at bright lights.
This holds a special place in my heart as it cured my
insomnia.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKHP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#71-THE STUPIDS (1996)
Sometimes a title just speaks for itself.
A breathe of comedic fresh air.Mixed with fish guts.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000WN1OU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[poeman]

dude i like your movies i personally enjoyed the stupids, look whos talking now

Memories of crapola flicks are great :D

[Inferno]

Originally posted by sniktawt

#72-STAR TREK : THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)
Nothing Beats Kirk and the gang flying through space
doing nothing but talking and staring at bright lights.
This holds a special place in my heart as it cured my
insomnia.



Awwwww, I actually like the first Star Trek film. :(

[sniktawt]

Well to some crap is gold.
Personally I liked a few of these , I just like to make fun of them, that's all.

[morpheus1987]

This is turning out to be a great list. I wonder which one is number 1.

[Inferno]

Place your bets: My money is on Battlefield Earth.

...or maybe that's too obvious. How about the remake of Psycho.

[poeman]

my bet is that it will be From justin to Kelly

[dr_evil]

I bet it will be Gigli or Swept Away.

[morpheus1987]

im gonna go with Gigli

[Doomsday]

I'm going with Meet The Deedles, a Disney movie from a few years back.

[sniktawt]

Haha !
Someone is damn close.But It's not Gigli .

#70-BLACK DOG (1998)
Action films don't get any better with a cast like this !
It's got Swayze , Meat Loaf and Randy Travis !!
Yes , all 3 of these cats had top 10 hits.
Who cares if the 18 wheelers had better charisma than the leads
This is one helluva ride !
The answer to why Swayze's career is over is found here.
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#69-STOP ! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT ! (1992)
Comedic gem featuring Stallone and Sophia , The Mother From
The Golden Girls.The casting director should have recieved a special
Oscar for teaming these two up.
How it took Stallone about 10 years after this to become
a direct to video actor is one of life's great mysteries.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000VV5BM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#68-B.A.P.S. (1997)
Another prime example of why Halle Should have won an
Oscar years before she did.
Her performances just don't get any better than this.;)
The main reason she's not embarrassed to Be In Catwoman.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780612981.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#67-CONGO (1995)
What's not to love about midgets in bad monkey suits
that smoke ?
Some of the greatest acting in the world , you
won't see here.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792136926.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#66-SUPERMAN IV : THE QUEST FOR PEACE (1987)
Who cares if The Franchise was pissed down the drain following this
hacked up edited classic.This had something the other Supes films
lacked...
It had the Awesome Dubbed Nuclear Man , complete with 80's Mullet.
I think a three year old directed this , if I'm not mistaken.
Might also have been edited with a butter knife and bubblegum.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000059XXX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sphericthor]

Damn that list is getting better and better as we go on............ I can't wait to see the Top 10

[sniktawt]

I'll try to post about 10-20 a day so the suspense won't kill us.lol.

[sphericthor]

This is my next priority after seeing Kill Bill Volume 2 ;)

[carnage4u]

of all themovies you listed.. i find guilty pleassure in watching 2 or 3 of them.

This is by far the best list ever

[sniktawt]

#65-BABY GENIUSES (1999)
Talking Baby movies are very dear to me , like the
Root Canal I once had.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000J2KA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#64-HALF BAKED (1998)
Feel good Drug comedy and I do mean Feel Good.
I was stoned when I seen this , I'm pretty sure The Actors
and Director were when they made it as well.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783227957.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#63-BARB WIRE (1996)
I'll give you two reasons why this is a must see and they're not
"Pam's Acting" and "a great story."
Use your imagination.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000F0EA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



#62-SLAPPY AND THE STINKERS (1998)
Wonderful Family Film involves a bunch of kids that
steal a Sea Lion.It's what I always want my kids to
learn, How to steal.
Title is very appropriate.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/080018940X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#61-THE NEXT KARATE KID (1994)
We cried , We Screamed , we begged and we got
what we wanted , another very necessary Karate Kid Sequel !!
Who cares if there's no Daniel-San , This one's got
gender bender Hilary Stank...Er, Um , I mean Swank.
I have heard that they are doing a new one with a 2 year old Kid as the lead.
Can't wait.;)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303344224.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Tony_samo]

don't forget... Titan A.E., Spice Girls, BattelField Earth, Cabin Fever, Mars Attack, Dragon Ball (The Movie), He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, etc. man those are my Favorites Movies :) :) PLEASE MAKE them a PART of YOUR MASTERPICE Movie List ;)

[sniktawt]

Some of those are there , and due to the greatness of those films you listed , they placed quite high on this list.

[carnage4u]

He-Man

im sure that will be on his list

original punisher should be there too..

gives me shivers

[sniktawt]

The Original Punisher was a pretty good film for what it was.Is it here ? Nope.

He-Man , That's another story.

[Vincenzo]

I dont know if You Got served was on the list already, but i am going to say that it got a very high score.

-Vincenzo

[sniktawt]

More to come later tonight...

[poeman]

lol the next karate kid... MIYAGI WHY???????????????

[Warren]

Slappy and the Stinkers is an insanely brilliant piece of cinema.

[sniktawt]

Oh I agree , that director should get another call anytime now , I believe he 's working in a 7-11.
But he may be coaxed into leaving.

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by poeman
lol the next karate kid... MIYAGI WHY???????????????

I'm still convinced Swank is a man anyways , so it really wasn't much of a switch.

[cg124]

slappy and the stinkers, man what a classic


and also i havn't seen congo, but i read the book, but i'm sure the movie has nothing to do with it

[Andrey83]

sniktawt: Couldnt you have thrown this in the thread tornado made?

Eitherway, cool list you got there :)

[cg124]

what?! no way, snik deserves his own thread for this

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Andrey83
sniktawt: Couldnt you have thrown this in the thread tornado made?

Eitherway, cool list you got there :)

Whoa ...I made this two days before he made that thread and this is Totally Different , This is supposed to be funny.
It's a Joke thread , It has no place being with the others.

[cg124]

this is the best 100 favorite movies thread yet!!!!!

[Inval1d]

^^ True.

Nice lists so far. :funny:

[JBond]

Hey now wait a minute, Half Baked had some funny things in it ;)

[sniktawt]

I needed a stoner comedy that could be made fun of , that was the victim.sorry.

Where is jim Breuer anyways ?
it's Like he got lost in the Bermuda Triangle or Something.

[Neverending]

I take back what I said about Dracula's list. This IS the best list so far. :) I'll bet He-Man is #1. Battlefield, Swept Away, Gigli, etc. are too obvious for a list to brilliant.

[Neverending]

I'll bet one of these three movies is #1:

Captain Kirk in this "cult" 1965 Esperanto-speaking film. You just gotta :heart: foreign films.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000059OLR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

It's He-Man meets Bill & Ted! :D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005MHOD.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Who can resist Ponch and the white guy in this masterpiece based Emmy-Award winning TV Series.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780625900.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

CHIPS '99...LMAO...I overlooked that pure piece of movie dynamite.

"...And The White Guy"...hahhaha!!!

[Brock Landers]

Snik-san, you are a genius ;)

[sniktawt]

#60-CONEHEADS (1993)
We waited nearly 20 years for SNL to make this classic
and boy was it ever worth the wait.
I was told ten people seen this , luckily I happened to be one of them.
Ever wonder why Aykroyd is stuck being a supporting player now ?
Look no further than this cinematic beauty.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302969972.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#59-JUNIOR (1994)
This is Schwarzenegger at his best, to hell with
cool Time Travelling Cyborgs , Barbarians & Macho Soldiers ,
We want our T-800 to have a baby , throw in The Penguin
as a sidekick and you got the makings of an awesome film.
The reason why Arnold wasn't embarrassed by Batman &
Robin.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303426468.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#58-RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON (1991)
Awesome sequel with no plot , but who the hell needs one
when there's a half naked Milla Jovovich for 90 minutes.
A poor man's porn.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302280222.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#57-EXIT TO EDEN (1994)
This is the movie that proves that not every woman
looks good in a bondage outfit.
Damn , Rosie turned me on in this.;)
Was originally titled , Exit The Theatre.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303383238.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#56-WATERWORLD (1995)
Fantastic 3 hour long sci-fi epic that shows in the future
people just get dumber and Dumber, how else can it be
explained that in a world completly surrounded by water ,
everyone is dirty ?
My only problem was it just wasn't long enough.
The most fun you'll ever spend being bored.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783219180.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#55-TAMMY AND THE T-REX (1994)
Take Denise Richards Flubbing lines and Paul Walker's Brain
inserted into an animatronic Dinosaur and you got the
makings of a fantastic comedy that for some reason
was released straight to video.
It may sound absurd but who cares ?
Denise Richards is hot.
Not Paul Walker's Triumph, that's later on this list.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/191128.1020.A.jpg



#54-RHINESTONE (1984)
Sylvester Stallone , Singing , Dolly Parton Jiggling.
What more could you ask for ?
Maybe your rental fee back.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303394353.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

#53-SPICE WORLD (1998)
The Spice Girls hire a pimp and go on a 90 minute
sex romp complete with hard core nudity.
A man can wish , can't he ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767811674.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#52-CUTTHROAT ISLAND (1995)
This is the Pirate movie that all others strive to be.
A living example that Hollywood couples should
Always make movies together.
You'll be on the edge of your seat...anything to
get you closer to booting the TV set.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303990452.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#51-STAYING ALIVE (1983)
Incredible sequel to Saturday Night Fever , in it we
get to see Travolta's rippling body smeared with oil,
trying to make his way to broadway complete with 80's headband.
Film was originally titled , Buried Alive ,
It implied to Travolta's Career following this gem.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300213978.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#50-QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002)
Lestat Returns with a facelift in this fascinating sequel to
"Interview With The Vampire" and is now
a glam rocker complete with makeup and fish net shirts.
He spends most of the film wondering if the world will
accept a vampire if he comes out of the closet.
Tell me , why did Tom Cruise Pass on this again ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000069I5V.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#49-PINOCCHIO (2002)
Roberto Benigni has nothing to be ashamed of with this
wonderful retelling of the Pinocchio fable...No one seen it.
Nothing screams Kid's movie more than a creepy Italian made to
look like a wooden boy.
Strange Michael Jackson didn't want this role.
Proof that Benigni 's Oscar win was more of a fluke
than Halle Berry's.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000TG9TW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Freddy Englund]

hahaaha!!

Great List!!!

[Quint]

hilarious

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Neverending
I take back what I said about Dracula's list. This IS the best list so far. :) I'll bet He-Man is #1. Battlefield, Swept Away, Gigli, etc. are too obvious for a list to brilliant.

None of those are # 1 but all deserve to be.lol.

[poeman]

was waterworld really that bad??

[sniktawt]

I thought it was pure movie magic.
One of the most unforgettable experiences of my entire life.
If your ass fell asleep for over 3 hours watching a classic like Waterworld, you'll never forget it either.

[cg124]

waterworld was ehh umm okaay

[sniktawt]

Yeah I have to exaggerate a bit but it's Certainly No Once Upon a Time In The West.That's for damn sure.

If you got a day to kill then watch Waterworld.The Chick is hot in it.

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by sniktawt
#55-TAMMY AND THE T-REX (1994)
Take Denise Richards Flubbing lines and Paul Walker's Brain
inserted into an animatronic Dinosaur and you got the
makings of a fantastic comedy that for some reason
was released straight to video.
It may sound absurd but who cares ?
Denise Richards is hot.
Not Paul Walker's Triumph, that's later on this list.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/191128.1020.A.jpg

:lol:

[sniktawt]

Terry Kiser should win a Lifetime acheivemaent Razzy for His role in Tammy and The T-Rex.
Mere words can not describe the performance he puts in this.

[sniktawt]

#48-VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995)
Seconds away from Direct to Video films , Comic
genuis Eddie Murphy gave us this fantastic Horror
Comedy where he plays a Black Vampire complete with
Jerry Curl and a superb accent that has to be heard to be believed.
Again , to save money , Eddie played every character
in this film.It took them 2 days for him to look like Angela Bassett.
Well actually that was really her, she tells people Eddie
played her part so she can avoid the embarrassment of being in this
classic.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005U5AD.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#47-PSYCHO (1998)
Gus Van Sant , Fresh off the Triumph , Good Will
Hunting gets a swelled head and decides , "hey ,
I got 15 minutes now , I think I'll Destroy a classic , But
I'll do it shot for shot , so they really can't say it
sucked."...Yeah guess what ? I think they did.
Not a flawed moment in this beaut , Heche , looking
a lot like Pee Wee Herman is the lucky one ,
she's only in half the movie.
Gus made a few earlier Drug related films ,
I think he was on some when he filmed this.
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#46-SNOWDOGS (2002)
Wow , So this is what happens when you win an
Oscar ?
Never mind a decent script , screw the dumb
talking dog premise...
Just "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!"
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKVU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#45-HIGHLANDER II : THE QUICKENING (1991)
Kick ass sequel to the Cult fave , Highlander ,
which throws out all the wonder and storyline of the first in favour
of a cop out explanation.
I loved this movie , It made my day when I first seen this.
I love being confused , baffled , dumbfounded ,and appalled.
I'm pretty sure this was fan made , it just wasn't proven yet.
Could be the movie that proves that we really do
need unnecessary sequels.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/166565.1020.A.jpg

#44-THE CROW : CITY OF ANGELS (1996)
After seeing this I got to thinking ,"Who's has a more
annoying voice , Jar Jar Binks or Vincent perez ?"
Mesa thinksa itsa very closeah!!!
Add in the scary Iggy Pop and you got the greatest
laugh fest on the planet.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000059XUP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#43-DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS (1999)
Speaking of Jar Jar , the producers of this wonderful
adaptation of the hit RPG , decided , "hey let's
bastardize the game and make a movie that has
possibly nothing to do with the game and put in
a cool sidekick, it worked for Star Wars but let's
make him more annoying".
Folks , I give you Marlon Wayans.
I don't know what was scarier , the dragons or
Jeremy Irons Performance ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXQM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#42-SUBURBAN COMMANDO (1991)
Fantastic Alien comedy featuring the wonderful
screen presence of The Hulkster.
You'll laugh , you'll cry , you'll be wanting your money back.
I'm still confused on why Hogan's movie career bombed with
cinematic gold like this.
Exactly what did Christopher Lloyd do to deserve this ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000696HX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Dracula]

good ol' hulk hogan, he made ****ty ass movies didn't he

[sniktawt]

I think he had the most on this list and then Shaq.

I pretty much Left Pauly Shore alone , since he starred in so many stinkers I feltthat was punishment enough.
He does have one upcoming tho.

[poeman]

man sniktawt you should update these more often then once in a while

[sniktawt]

Takes me awhile to get inspired to do the blurbs.lol.;)

The list is done , The blurbs are still in my head.;)

[sniktawt]

#41-HOOK (1991)
Just what we all waited for , Robin Williams in Tights , Julia Roberts
about 2 inches tall and Dustin Hoffman in drag.
With a movie about magic and fantasy it's amazing
Stephen Speilberg forgot to bring his along for
the project.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302453356.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#40-MR.MAGOO (1997)
Leslie Nielsen as a bumbling buffoon who trips
over one sight gag after another.
Gee, I don't think I've seen that before.
Look up the word Typecast and you'll find a picture of leslie.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630493825X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#39-GREASE 2 (1982)
When you have the screen talent of Maxwell Caufield and
songs about bowling it's amazing a gem like this flopped.
Killed the Hollywood musical genre , well, at least something
good came from it.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000GFWW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#38-FEMME FATALE (2002)
Brian DePalma returned to the genre he created , basically, so he can kill it.
Banderas should be ashamed but I suppose
being in 3 Spy Kids movies is punishment enough.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000897E9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#37-HALF PAST DEAD (2002)
Who would you be more afraid of ?
An Overweight has-been 80's action star ? or a 25 pound
wanna be gangstah rapper ?
This fantastic Prison Die-Hard Ripoff had one redeeming factor , it
bombed , so it may end Ja Rule's Movie career before it began.
Seagal's was already over so he don't count.
Title refers to how you fell after watching this.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000844MC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#36-I SPY (2002)
Hey , look , it's another Owen Wilson with a big star film.
Honest to God , that should be a genre all it's own.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000085EFJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#35-THE MONEY PIT (1986)
Flashback to 1986...If you were to tell me then that Tom Hanks will
go on to win two back to back Oscars and become one of if
not the most respected Top Male Actors of the 90's and 2000's ,
I would have said yeah sure , and Schwarzenneger will be a politician
one day too hahahaha !!!
Damn Magic 8 ball!!!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300185249.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

#34-PHANTOMS (1998)
"Hey , Affleck !! You was the bomb in Phantoms , yo!!!"
Yeah , him and the Movie.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630493873X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#33-COCKTAIL (1988)
Honestly , I can't decide which is better ,
Tom Cruise's Performance as a Juggling Bartender ,
The wonderful dialogue wrote by chimpanzees or the fact that this film's
soundtrack gave the World , Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry be Happy."
For the song alone this film is a crime against humanity.
Give Tom Credit tho, any other actor would have been a direct
to video wonder after Classics like this.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301276930.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#32-THE 'BURBS (1989)
See # 35 but change 1986 to 1989.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301374282.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#31-GOOD BURGER
Fast Food comedy that would have been better
left in the deep fryer.
It's a Nickelodeon film , so right off the bat we know we're
in for the movie experience of our lives.
One of these morons is now stinking it up on SNL.
No wonder I gave up on that show.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304773285.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#30-JUWANNA MAN (2002)
One thing's for certain when viewing this NBA Tootsie ,
Tommy Davidson is not and never will be funny.
Miguel Nunez's first lead role after 20 years in the business.
It's nothing special Miguel , they couldn't get anyone else to do it.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006LPJY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#29-BLUE CRUSH (2002)
Apparantly there was a heartwarming Friendship plot in this
teen female surfer flick but I missed all that.I just watched it for the babes
Then a tidal wave came and woke me from the boredom.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000077VT1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by sniktawt
I think he had the most on this list and then Shaq.

I pretty much Left Pauly Shore alone , since he starred in so many stinkers I feltthat was punishment enough.
He does have one upcoming tho.

Bah, screw you, Encino Man rocked, unlike that crapfest "In the Army now" :D

[sniktawt]

I never Made fun of Encino Man but I can if you want.;)

[poeman]

dude hook is actually in my top 50 favorite movies...
and money pit is really a good movie, that movie duplex ripped it off.
I sure hope you get tom hanks off your list and add more steven segal's of the world :twisted:

[sniktawt]

#28-BALLISTIC : ECKS VS. SEVER (2002)
Never mind that this film has one of the worst titles of
all time , and never mind trying to figure out what's going on ,
You'd have a better time figuring out why
Guys who look like Billy Bob once got to have sex with
Hot ass chicks like Angelina.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007CVYU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


#27-STREET FIGHTER (1994)
Awesome Big Screen bastardization of one of the best games of
all time.
What drugs were they on when they miscast this masterpiece.
After Seeing Kylie Minogue's performance in this ,
"I Just Can't get It Out Of My Head!"
The beginning of the end for Our Belgium Lunkhead.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303426476.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#26-TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE : THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)
Ever Wonder why McConaughey and Zellweger disowned this horror classic ?
Having Leatherface as a Cross dresser is one reason,
The other reason ? They sucked in it.
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#25-BOAT TRIP (2003)
And the Oscar Curse continues for Mr.Gooding.
This time he gets Horatio Sanz as a costar ,
Somehow the talking dogs would have been better.
Actors should have to return their Oscars when they make
fantastic films like these.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AM6NV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by poeman
dude hook is actually in my top 50 favorite movies...
and money pit is really a good movie, that movie duplex ripped it off.
I sure hope you get tom hanks off your list and add more steven segal's of the world :twisted:

Hook was a joke and Money Pit is nothing like Duplex only similarity is that they both involve wrecked houses and they sucked!!

Don't you have Good Burger And Steel on your top 50 too ?lol.;)

J/K
This is just a make fun of list , But I really hated Hook , it was dreadful and extremely boring.IMO of course.

[Brock Landers]

The poster for #26 is quite possibly one of the worst posters of all-time. And the movie sucked too.

[sniktawt]

That's why it's here.

[poeman]

Originally posted by sniktawt
Hook was a joke and Money Pit is nothing like Duplex only similarity is that they both involve wrecked houses and they sucked!!

for a fact i know many here who will disagree with you, and im not talking about the babies here.. i know its all fun though

:) to me hook was Fun, and i wanted to go to nevereverland or w/e its called when i was young lol

[sniktawt]

This list is a joke , I am in no way going to defend it or what I put on it.


If you take this serious then That's your perogative , it in no way reflects how I really feel about these movIes.WELL SOME ANYWAYS.
This is not a serious list.
Take it as a joke.

Also when most of you guys seen Hook you may have been 7 -10 , I was 21 when I first seen it so it was not part of my childhood favorites.I was too old.It came off as lame and I tried watching it recently and it was even lamer.
It also happens to be one of the biggest flops of all time so is a good target to make fun of.

[Brock Landers]

Oh, and #32 ruled.....I loved The Burbs :D

[sniktawt]

Yeah , Tom Should have won an Oscar for that too.

[poeman]

:funny: ecks vs sever: why oh why did they make that title. and make it worse
theres something called ballistic . yuck. lol

[Jonah Hex]

Hook did suck , sniktwtat , And so did most of these.

Quite funny stuff.hahaha

Boat trip was so damn gay!!!

[poeman]

:funny:

Boat trip was so damn gay!!!

[sniktawt]

Did you guys stutter.hehehee!!!;)

anyways , Jonah , Just say "Snik" it's easier to spell.;)

[konman72]

Ecks vs. Sever is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Nothing made sense, or was the least bit realistic, but at least I got to stare at Lucy Liu for 2 hours, that almost made up for it.

[sniktawt]

#24-RINGMASTER (1998)
It's bad enough this idiot is on our TV sets , then he decides he
has to go make a movie to show how much of a prick he really can be.
Is his 15 minutes up yet ?
You'd probably have more fun being tied to a bumper of a semi truck
than having to sit through this comedic classic..
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#23-DUMB AND DUMBERER : WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD (2003)
Harry and Lloyd may be morons but I think the idiots
that green-lit this Awesome "Prequel" may have them beat.
Honestly if they wanted to waste 20 million dollars , I'm up for
donations.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CDRVZ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#22-BIO DOME
This awesome comedy sets out to prove who's more annoying ?
Stephen Baldwin or Pauly Shore ?
if that's possible.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304773455.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#21-BREAKIN' (1984)
The movie that created the genre , "Breakxplotation films",
What's that never heard of it ?
Gee , I wonder why ?
Followed by "Electric Bugaloo" , Damn , I wish I was
making that up.
Even worse than the tagline and that's saying something.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009OWJQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#20-TANK GIRL (1995)
Lori Petty squaks her way through this Fantastic adaptation of the
cult comic classic.
Petty's cute but her voice can shatter glass and she
gets annoying after 30 seconds on the screen.
I wonder why she went down the drain following this film ?
Hmmm.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/189019.1020.A.jpg

[sniktawt]

#19-JUDGE DREDD (1995)
"I am The Law !!!"...Yeah and you're also a few
steps away from the Unemployment line.
Rob Scheider is the token annoying sidekick.
A part for some strange reason he was born to play.
It does have lots of explosions and mumbling
that only a 1 year old can decipher.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303855474.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#18-TORQUE (2004)
Cool Bikes , Hot Women , what more could you ask for ?
How about for Ice Cube to retire from acting ?
Is The 2fast2moronic genre over yet ?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM2A.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#17-HALLOWEEN III : SEASON OF THE WITCH (1983)
Quick , get me one of those masks and play that annoyingly
catchy theme song , I want my head to turn to wormy mush
so I can wipe the memory of this Myers - less Horror classic
from my life forever.
I swear Tom Atkins was asleep when he acted in this.
You'll see better screen charisma from
a potato.
Doo dee do dee do dee do dee doo dee...
Ah...You get the point.
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#16-CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD (1998)
Ever wonder what would be more annoying than a 1 minute
Carrot Top Phone Commercial , try a full 90 minutes of him.
Some actors should get Capitol Punishment for crimes
like this.
Quick , call Gallagher so he whack some sense into this guy.
Or better yet hit yourself in the head with a mallet , it
may be less painful than a viewing of this beautiful film.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1573623601.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#15-IT'S PAT : THE MOVIE (1995)
The big question is not what sex Pat is , it's
If Anyone has even seen this or is willing to admit it.
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[Garnet Spring]

Hey! Lay of Suburban Commando, it's one of the true classics of the 20th century!:funny:

And Street Fighter! That movie is awesomely good.:funny:


Seriously though, I think Judge Dredd is actually a fun movie to watch. I'm not saying it's a good movie- I'm not crazy- but I think it's good, mindless, stupid fun. As opposed to things like Street Fighter and Suburban Commando, which are incredibly, stupid movies that are fun to watch. I'm not against it being on the list though.

As for Hook. I don't think it deserves to be on the list either. I can't say I like the movie myself,(I haven't watched it in ages) but it should not be in the company of alot of these other movies. That much I know.

[sniktawt]

#14-THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH (2002)
I swear Eddie Murphy was bribed or something into starring
in this Sc-Fi Comedic classic.
Randy Quaid gives a performance I'm sure he'll
cherish for the rest of his career.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXWR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#13-TOMB RAIDER : THE CRADLE OF LIFE (2003)
My fondest memory of this fantastic sequel was how
many times I had to reboot my computer when the Ad
banner here on CS ! kept popping up over and over
and over and over.It was funny at first.
A fond memory for most I'm sure.
As for the movie , it was awesome , I fell asleep.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CABE6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#12-LITTLE NICKY (2000)
Comedic classic with Adam Sandler playing the annoying son
of the devil with the voice he uses for most of his lame
characters.
He should get sent to hell for displaying this to the public.
About as funny as the current season of Saturday Night Live.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LKL5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#11-SWEPT AWAY (2002)
Madonna gets stranded on an island.
Too bad she didn't take Britney and just stay there.
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#10-ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE (2000)
With fear of DeNiro coming to my house and killing me
gangland style , I'll skip on making fun of this but I will
say in Closing , It stinks !!!
This is basically Roger Rabbit on welfare.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005BJWS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Garnet Spring




As for Hook. I don't think it deserves to be on the list either.

It's a Mock list , I said it a gazillion times.
Jeesh .;)

What's next , "Hey , Chairman of The Board Should not be on this list , that was a great movie";)

[Freddy Englund]

My only problem with Hook is that Snik should have made it no. 1

That movie blew so many chunks.
And It flopped too.Itwas The Gigli of it's day.

[Doomsday]

Dude if you aren't willing to admit that Hook was awesome, seriously go kill yourself. :D

[poeman]

bio dome :funny: ah memories

[carnage4u]

this list just keeps getting better.

I did love the burbs though :)

[Garnet Spring]

Originally posted by sniktawt
It's a Mock list , I said it a gazillion times.
Jeesh .;)

What's next , "Hey , Chairman of The Board Should not be on this list , that was a great movie";) I'm glad you reminded me.

Chairman of The Board is a great movie and should not be on the list! It's an outrage!:p

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Doomsday
Dude if you aren't willing to admit that Hook was awesome, seriously go kill yourself. :D


Isn't watching the other 99 movies tho, punishment enough???;)lol.

[Neverending]

I liked Hook.
1986 was not a bad year for Hanks. He did Bachlor Party. :)
I didn't come to this site for a MONTH because of that horrible Tomb Raider ad.

[rayzor09]

ooo... the final 10... my peepee is tingling..

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Neverending
I liked Hook.
1986 was not a bad year for Hanks. He did Bachlor Party. :)
I didn't come to this site for a MONTH because of that horrible Tomb Raider ad.

Bachelor Party was 1984 , The Same year he did Splash.

[Inferno]

I love the quote for MR.MAGOO (1997):

"Slapstick!"

Wow, what an endorsement!

[sniktawt]

Yeah , It's all Leslie ever does so I don't even Know why they bothered with that Quote.

[Neverending]

Originally posted by sniktawt
Bachelor Party was 1984 , The Same year he did Splash.

Well, 1984 was a good year for Tom Hanks. :)

[Necross]

I agree with most of them, but I feel kinda stupid because there are some on the list that I liked even though I know most people hated :p

I will state now though that Chairman of the Board is not one of them lol.

[Inferno]

Only 9 more movies to go!!!! We still have yet to see Showgirls!

[sniktawt]

Well your wish is granted ,Here's 9-3

#9-GIGLI (2003)
What can I say about this Film that hasn't been said already ?
I can say it sucked ,but that was said , I can say it blew Chunks ,
but that was said as well, I can say it licked Donkey balls dipped in chocolate
but I believe someone also said that.
What I can say is that it was awesome , I know that
wasn't said , wanna know why ?...
Because it Sucked , blew Chunks and licked Donkey balls dipped in chocolate.
One thing we can be thankful for , these two
idiots finally called it quits before they made a Gigli 2,
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000E2VVV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#8-GLITTER (2001)
She can't sing , she can't act either.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005TPMW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#7-FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (2003)
Tell me , what was the purpose of Kelly Winning "American Idol ?"
She gets saddled with horrible songs and is then forced to be
in a movie with the person she defeated , Who also got a contract.
Um, correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that make him a winner as
well.I 'd say where's the logic in that but these are the same morons
responsible for producing this wonderful film so it speaks
for itself.
To experience the pain of what it would be to
sit through this nauseating Beach Party Musical ,
Take a pair of pliers and rip all your fingernails out
and then stick them in a jar of dill pickle juice.
Nah , forget that , The movie is still more painful.
It's pretty bad when Afro-Boy and Wide -Nosed Girl have
even less chemistry than Bennifer.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AHQWR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#6-THE AVENGERS (1998)
Now that Uma Is done Killing Bill , maybe she can wipe
off The Hattori Hanzo one more time and
get the people responsible for putting her in this
action bonanza.
You haven't lived until you see Sean Connery dressed
as a Teddy Bear.Yeah , a Teddy Bear.
I wish to god I was lying.
It baffles me how something like this could bomb though.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790738511.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#5-MEET THE DEEDLES (1998)
See Paul Walker shirtless before he was a star,
see The CaddyShack Gopher's cousin ,
See Robert Englund and Dennis Hopper
embarrass themselves , and see your
money get wasted.
This poor man's surfer version of Bill & Ted is
quite possibly the most amazing thing to ever be put on film.
I do defend this movie from time to time ,
when people tell me it's Stupid , I tell them
,"No It's not , It's Dumb!!
Movie Proves Robert Englund should only play Freddy Krueger
and Nothing else.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630500658X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#4-SHOW GIRLS (1995)
Ever wonder what became of Kyle McLachlan ? Look no
further than this Mind bending smut fest that is a marvel of modern cinema.
Elizabeth Berkley is about as sexy as Bea Arthur would be in a thong.
Also Known as Shaved By The Bell , this classic is best
viewed one handed.Just ask Screech.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303913881.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#3-BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000)
Memo to Mr.Travolta : When you worship a religion that is about as
dumb as Pauly Shore and Tom Greene Combined ,
you deserve to sink your career with a great like this.
Call Tarantino , you're back on life support again.
Better yet , dust off the talking babies.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/171759.1020.A.jpg

[Necross]

lol I have to say, i agree with every single one in that group!

[poeman]

yea battlefield eath and showgirls were some HORRIBLE MOVIES

JUST UTTERLY HORRIBLE.

[sniktawt]

The final two are even better or worse , whatever way you take it.

# 1 AND # 2 in a bit.

[Necross]

ok I'll admit it now, the one movie you put that I actually really liked was Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life....PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

[sniktawt]

Hey it's all personal preference.

I'm sure tons of people liked that one , I myself hated it, but o well .;)

[poeman]

uma thurman did look good in the avengers :eeK:

[sniktawt]

Uma is beautiful .

[sniktawt]

#10-ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE (2000)
With fear of DeNiro coming to my house and killing me
gangland style , I'll skip on making fun of this but I will
say in Closing , It stinks !!!
This is basically Roger Rabbit on welfare.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005BJWS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#9-GIGLI (2003)
What can I say about this Film that hasn't been said already ?
I can say it sucked ,but that was said , I can say it blew Chunks ,
but that was said as well, I can say it licked Donkey balls dipped in chocolate
but I believe someone also said that.
What I can say is that it was awesome , I know that
wasn't said , wanna know why ?...
Because it Sucked , blew Chunks and licked Donkey balls dipped in chocolate.
One thing we can be thankful for , these two
idiots finally called it quits before they made a Gigli 2,
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000E2VVV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#8-GLITTER (2001)
She can't sing , she can't act either.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005TPMW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#7-FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (2003)
Tell me , what was the purpose of Kelly Winning "American Idol ?"
She gets saddled with horrible songs and is then forced to be
in a movie with the person she defeated , Who also got a contract.
Um, correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that make him a winner as
well.I 'd say where's the logic in that but these are the same morons
responsible for producing this wonderful film so it speaks
for itself.
To experience the pain of what it would be to
sit through this nauseating Beach Party Musical ,
Take a pair of pliers and rip all your fingernails out
and then stick them in a jar of dill pickle juice.
Nah , forget that , The movie is still more painful.
It's pretty bad when Afro-Boy and Wide -Nosed Girl have
even less chemistry than Bennifer.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AHQWR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#6-THE AVENGERS (1998)
Now that Uma Is done Killing Bill , maybe she can wipe
off The Hattori Hanzo one more time and
get the people responsible for putting her in this
action bonanza.
You haven't lived until you see Sean Connery dressed
as a Teddy Bear.Yeah , a Teddy Bear.
I wish to god I was lying.
It baffles me how something like this could bomb though.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790738511.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#5-MEET THE DEEDLES (1998)
See Paul Walker shirtless before he was a star,
see The CaddyShack Gopher's cousin ,
See Robert Englund and Dennis Hopper
embarrass themselves , and see your
money get wasted.
This poor man's surfer version of Bill & Ted is
quite possibly the most amazing thing to ever be put on film.
I do defend this movie from time to time ,
when people tell me it's Stupid , I tell them
,"No It's not , It's Dumb!!
Movie Proves Robert Englund should only play Freddy Krueger
and Nothing else.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630500658X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#4-SHOW GIRLS (1995)
Ever wonder what became of Kyle McLachlan ? Look no
further than this Mind bending smut fest that is a marvel of modern cinema.
Elizabeth Berkley is about as sexy as Bea Arthur would be in a thong.
Also Known as Shaved By The Bell , this classic is best
viewed one handed.Just ask Screech.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303913881.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#3-BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000)
Memo to Mr.Travolta : When you worship a religion that is about as
dumb as Pauly Shore and Tom Greene Combined ,
you deserve to sink your career with a great like this.
Call Tarantino , you're back on life support again.
Better yet , dust off the talking babies.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/171759.1020.A.jpg

[Inferno]

I have got to see Battlefield Earth, if only so I can make fun of it.

[Tornado]

I haven't seen "Howard the Duck" on here yet, I wonder if that is coming up . . .

[carnage4u]

showgirls... indeed :)

howard the duck
and leonard part 6? or was that one mnetioned yet?

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Tornado
I haven't seen "Howard the Duck" on here yet, I wonder if that is coming up . . .

I thought If I used Howard that it would cause more contriversy than When I used Hook.;)

[WuTical]

so what are 2 and 1?

[sniktawt]

#2-JAWS : THE REVENGE (1987)
This has got to be the greatest sequel I have ever seen ,
Never mind Brody killed the shark in the first film , his wife
now believes a shark who somehow knows what person is a brody
is singling out the rest of her family.Now if that is not the
worst premise for a film then I really don't know what is.
This has it all , Michael Caine falling in water coming out dry,
Mario Van Pebbles , (doing the worst rastah in movie history)
getting eaten then somehow appearing alive (His character was
killed in theatrical cuts but they changed it for Video , but forgot to take
out the scene where he gets chomped!!!).
Poor Michael Caine , Not only did he have to appear in this great ,
he won an Oscar while he was filming it and producers forbid
him to attend due to a tight schedule.Well if that isn't just
a kick in the nuts.
At least this killed the franchise and we didn't have to
sit through more of these awesome sequels.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305814694.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

#1-WILD WILD WEST (1999)
Landing in at the covenant # 1 spot is a film that tries to be a million
things , what it doesn't try to be is good.
To quote Kevin Smith , "What a Piece of ****" ,and "A Giant
****ing Spider!!!" That pretty much sums up my views as well.
What exactly were they trying to do here ???
Confuse us ? , bore us ? , appal us ? insult us ? Then they succeeded.
And please for the love of God , Will someone take that "I get to sing
the theme song in all my movies" clause out of Will Smith's Contract.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001ZWTS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[carnage4u]

well i cant belive www would be # compared with the list.

ive been watching it on tnt while doing other things in the house over the weekend. It aint a good flick. but to be #1 on this list scares me a bit.


Jaws i understand, that movie was just horrid.. so horrid. i was suppose to see it in theatres, but i got grounded the day it came out. Lucky me.

[sniktawt]

Hey , it's personal taste, I thought WWW was dreadful , But I'm sure many will disagree.

It was all a joke anyways , If I was to make a list of really bad films they would include the millions of Direct to video and TV movie crap that get released by the second.

These were just popular ones the public makes fun of from time to time.

[stonefaced_1]

That is one of the worst movies ever. I agree with that.

[Vincenzo]

Wow, when I saw WWW was #1, I jumped up and realized you are completely right, it is the WORST. I have completely(and thankfully) forgotten about this movie until now. Perfect list and a GREAT way to finish it off.

-Vincenzo

[poeman]

i dunno if i would have had www as #1 but jaws revenge surely is on BADDDD movie

[cg124]

great list

WWW is such a piece of ****

[Doomsday]

YES, MEET THE DEEDLES IS NUMBER 5! WHO CALLED IT? DOOMSDAY!

[carnage4u]

The list was truly a fun read. im almost sad its all over

[Inferno]

Really? The had Mario Van Pebbles die in theatrical version? Wow, now that movie makes alot more sense!

[Neverending]

Wild Wild West is #1? Yes, its a horrible movie, but can it be worse then MTV's The Real Cancun? Could it be worse then Police Academy 7?

[ViRUs]

Originally posted by Neverending
Wild Wild West is #1? Yes, its a horrible movie, but can it be worse then MTV's The Real Cancun? Could it be worse then Police Academy 7?


Yeah i kind of agree, making the top 100 i could see, but number 1. Im not sosure about that.

[Neverending]

I don't consider WWW to be the worst movie of all-time. In fact I consider Batman & Robin to be a million times worse.

[sniktawt]

where does it say this list is for the worst movies of all time ?

[Neverending]

You claimed it was your favorite, but then said it was a joke or something like that.

[sniktawt]

But I never said right out they were the worst.

They are just bad , imo.
Like I also said if I was to do a true "Bad" List , there would be Direct to video stuff on it.

This list was just the more popular flops , that's all.

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by carnage4u
The list was truly a fun read. im almost sad its all over

I may post some more crappies and make fun of them.
I kinda liked doing it.;)

[cg124]

Originally posted by sniktawt
where does it say this list is for the worst movies of all time ?

no ones seems to understand you snik LOL:p

[morpheus1987]

its a parody of the other lists people

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by cg124
no ones seems to understand you snik LOL:p

Seems it.lol.;)

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by morpheus1987
its a parody of the other lists people

Thanx Morph.:)
:applaud: He got me!!!:D ;)

[Inferno]

The sad thing is just how many of these movies I've seen. I've wasted my life.

[Neverending]

Indeed you have.

[sniktawt]

Sadly , I seen them all.
I think I deserve to be executed for my wrong doings.;)

[PsYkOoOoO]

I actually liked Wild Wild West.Haha.

[poeman]

i think ive seen www about 5 times, just cuz it was on tv. i dont think it was the ultimate bad movie. i thought battlefield was the winner there

[poeman]

www was the biggest waste of money EVER

[krazy_marco74]

congratulations on your great top 100!

[sniktawt]

Thanx.

[poeman]

someone needs to make a new list and make it IN THIS THREAD. maybe someone else... :)

[sniktawt]

Why not you...

[poeman]

no snik, im doing my share of battle threads in upcoming movies. Maybe inferno or someone else like krazy_marko, they enjoyed this type of thread. It had alot of humor

[Boro]

10. Surf Ninjas

http://www.dvdfever.co.uk/reviews/trsurfn.jpg

9. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

these movies keep getting better and better
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005N6RZ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

8. Mr. Nanny

hulk is in a ballet costume... what else could you ask for?
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1121/photo/i_nanny_i.jpg

7. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
excellent replay value surpassed only by its excellent plot
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXWR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


6. star wars- ewoks: the haunted village
this movie alone is what star wars is all about. why make the prequels when they could have ewoks2?
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/21/121721.jpg

5. Baby Geniuses

talking live action babies never get annoying!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000J2KA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

4. Super Mario Brothers
this film captures what the game is all about
http://www.thehollywoodstore.com/posters/s/images/91.jpg

3. Pokemon
gotta catch em all!
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WIB2.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

2. The Hulk
the hulk smashes away the competition w/ great special effects and excellent cinematography on this one
http://www-rocq.inria.fr/~pecquet/img/cinema/hulk.jpg

1. Kill Bill Vol 1

vol 1 had the best plot and character development out of any movie ever! that alone puts this at #1
http://www.cinema.vrn.ru/images/13dec/kill_bill_ver4.jpg

[Inferno]

starting get a bit more controversial, I see. Have to come up with my own list now.

[poeman]

:confused:

um you were doing good till you reached your top 2... i mean are you kidding

hulk ok it is preety bad. BUT kill bill volume 1.

Okay ill finish this by saying
as said earlier to each of his own...

No Comment. :confused:

[cg124]

boromir-pso

you just confussed the hell out of me

[Chuckles]

Kill Bill wtf?

[sniktawt]

Those Blurbs were not funny.;)

Example...4. Super Mario Brothers
this film captures what the game is all about
http://www.thehollywoodstore.com/posters/s/images/91.jpg
So what you're saying is the movie is excellent and will give you hours of replay value.

# 6 is not a movie.This should be Theatrical films only , not Direct to video Compilations of TV shows.

# 10 and # 9 are Direct to video so it's expected to be bad.


# 8 , # 7 ,# 5, # 3 , I used already.

HULK and KILL BILL VOL. 1 ????????

Ok , I bashed Hulk a billion times but come on ?????
at least it was made with Passion , something these other ones weren't.
Kill Bill Vol. 1 ?????

WTF????

Sorry dude , the list blows.;)

[carnage4u]

what has this thread become?

the horror

[Pwnst1k]

If you are serious, boromir-pso, then you should have not allowed to watch movies EVER again. In fact, you should have your eyes plucked out and your balls cut off.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 was good but... uhm... it's only half the whole big movie. And #1? I don't know about that.

[morpheus1987]

Thats ridiculous putting kill bill in the same list as those other movies. I hope you get a horatio hanzo sword to the face.

[Necross]

For shame Boromir, FOR SHAME! Making fun of Kill Bill, tragic when someone can't recognize an amazing movie!

[Tornado]

You guys really need to lay off on the insults towards boromir, it's his f***in opinion, as an american, he's entitled to certain rights. And one of those rights is to have an opinion. Just like me, and snik, and the rest of you, we are allowed to have opinions. I could call LOTR the worst series of films of all time, and there's not a damn thing that any of you could do about it . . .

I realize that you guys are able to have opinions on whether or not it was a good list, but the violent posts (by people who will not be named) seriously needs to stop. It is extremely annoying and I frankly, am getting sick of it as well as many other posters I'm sure . . .

[morpheus1987]

What if hes not from America?

[Tornado]

Who, boromir? He's from America, I go to school with him and we both live in Wisconsin . . .

[morpheus1987]

well then he has the right to remain silent and not diss works of art like kill bill

[Tornado]

But he also has the right to say that Kill Bill is terrible . . .

[morpheus1987]

he has the right but he shouldnt exercise that right

[Tornado]

Let's go based on the idea of what you just said is true for a minute. All right, so he shouldn't have posted it, he knew he'd upset many fans, but . . .

I hope you get a horatio hanzo sword to the face.

Is definitely not acceptable. You didn't even get the name of the sword right either, I believe it's "Hantori or Hatori", either way, your previous statement should not have been said for any reason . . .

[morpheus1987]

Im pretty sure its Horatio Hanzo. Can someone clear this up?

[Tornado]

That's not really the point, maybe I'm wrong, maybe you're wrong. The point is, is that what you said should never have been said . . .

And you too Pwnst1k, completely unacceptable . . .

[morpheus1987]

I was just displaying my disgust for what he said. I didnt mean it literally

[Tornado]

Doesn't matter, shouldn't have been said either way . . .

[morpheus1987]

Yeah it should have. I think you need to shut up

[Boro]

wow... you guys are pretty funny

im not a fan of vol 1 and its not my least favorite film... but CS! is nothing but a place full of kill bill fan boys so i decided to put it number one on my list and see how you guys pissed and moaned about it.

looks like i was right about what would happen...


hahahahahaha:applaud: :applaud:

way to be predictable

[morpheus1987]

way to be a dumbASS

[Boro]

you amuse me morpheus.

[Dracula]

Originally posted by Tornado
Let's go based on the idea of what you just said is true for a minute. All right, so he shouldn't have posted it, he knew he'd upset many fans, but . . .

I hope you get a horatio hanzo sword to the face.

Is definitely not acceptable. You didn't even get the name of the sword right either, I believe it's "Hantori or Hatori", either way, your previous statement should not have been said for any reason . . .

It's "Hattori"

he should have taken a Hattori Hanzo sword to the face

[sniktawt]

WTF happened here ?

We have a comedic thread and it becomes a free for all in way of insults.

Jeesh Guys , come on I 'll admit , his list stunk but to say He should take a Hattori Hanzo to the face , that's going too far.

[Vincenzo]

LMAO this is fun.
And Tornado has to lighten up a little. I mean c'mon dude. Relax.

-Vincenzo

[Neverending]

This is what happens when you make a thread about movies and inclued Hook.

[Boro]

eh, tornado was just trying to help keep the fan boys from lashing out on me

[ruban]

Originally posted by Neverending
This is what happens when you make a thread about movies and inclued Hook.

I liked Hook, and Kill Bill very very much.

Tornado its good to see somebody trying to "police" it, but won't work. Step on somebody's toes and you'll hear it from them. So really, their opinion on somebody else's opinion would be just as valid and very much the same thing.

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by Neverending
This is what happens when you make a thread about movies and inclued Hook.

BAH!!!;)

Out of the 100 FILMS , there were only a few complaints on what I used , I think that's a pretty good percentage.
I ****ed up on Hook , so Kill me , Just remember to use a Hattori Hanzo on me though.lol.;)

[Inferno]

Hook sucked man. You did well.

[poeman]

Hook rocked man. You did well.

[PsYkOoOoO]

I liked Hook too.

[Tornado]

Originally posted by morpheus1987
Yeah it should have. I think you need to shut up

What an intelligent comment . . .

[Tornado]

Originally posted by ruban
I liked Hook, and Kill Bill very very much.

Tornado its good to see somebody trying to "police" it, but won't work. Step on somebody's toes and you'll hear it from them. So really, their opinion on somebody else's opinion would be just as valid and very much the same thing.

I wasn't mad about them expressing their opinions, just the violent manner in which they were expressed . . .

Originally posted by boromir-pso
eh, tornado was just trying to help keep the fan boys from lashing out on me

Exactly . . .

[Dracula]

Hook sucked, but Hulk and Kill Bill are great

[sniktawt]

That's why I would never include those two on my list.

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by poeman
Hook rocked man. You did well.

Thanx Poe.

[cg124]

damn who could ever forget this.

[IamMrDJ]

Damn you CG I was about to bump this thread after going thorugh it. This thread was great while Snik was running it.

[Starwars411]

I thought the list was hillarious.

[Warren]

Yes, it was.