X-Men ABC (Part Two)

[Superman]

"C" is for: Celebrate! It's the 1000th post!



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[ 08-01-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Godzilla]

D is for Drinks al around!

[slinger]

F is for **** this is one long topic.

[slinger]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>
OK, that was weird. Mirko or somebody closed the thread for one moment then opened it back up again.

But it was getting too long, so let's start here anyway.

Finished with L last . . .

M is for Mack Daddy</STRONG>

Just how long was the original?

[JBond]

I think it was about 170? It was 100 and something.

[fractal_inversion]

G is for Gosh, golly gee.... where did E go?

[JBond]

E is for :eek: I'm not sure!!

[fractal_inversion]

H is for it was Hijacked by Slinger.

[thebtskink]

I is for Indubitably....

[JBond]

J is for JBond REALLY stands for Jeff Bond...but you didn't KNOW that!!!

[thebtskink]

K is for K, Jibbond. ;)

[slinger]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>G is for Gosh, golly gee.... where did E go?</STRONG>

L is for Let me guess you've never heard of the Metric Alphabet?

[thebtskink]

M is for Metric Alphabet--very confusing! :confused:

[Thoth]

N is for Now how long can this really go on??? ;)

[JBond]

O is for Ooooooh, I'd say it could go on forever!

[bbf2]

P is for "probably!"

[fractal_inversion]

Q is for Quit complaining about long threads! If ya dont like em, dont post.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>Q is for Quit complaining about long threads! If ya dont like em, dont post.</STRONG>
R is for "Really? Are ya gonna make me??"

[JBond]

S is for Superman is the super man!

[thebtskink]

T is for That's right!

[JBond]

U is for U got that right!

[thebtskink]

V is for Very Right!

[JBond]

W is for Why, you couldn't be MORE right! (What were we talking about? Worms?)

[thebtskink]

X is for X-actly xeroxing my x-acto knife to x-tinguish my xenophobia.

[Madness]

Y is for: Yes, I avoided the stupid letters.....................

[MadManMatt]

Z is for Zoiks!!! this thread is still going :eek:

[fractal_inversion]

A is for it's been Ages since it had anything to do with the X-men.

[Frizzo the Clown]

B is for "But its fun this way!!"

[JBond]

C is for C X-Men today...I heard it was good!

[Madness]

D is for: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...........

[Link]

E is for Easter Egg on X-Men DVD where it shows SpiderMan

[JBond]

F is for .......forgot what I was going to say!

[thebtskink]

G is for Geez! I have to scroll to the right now just to see all the page numbers for this thread!!!

[Superman]

"H" is for: Hi everybody! :D :cool:

[Frizzo the Clown]

I is for "I think I just wet myself!"

[JBond]

J is for Just tell everyone the faucet got you!

[fractal_inversion]

K is for everyone is talking Krap.

[JBond]

L is for Let it Be

[Madness]

M is for : MAKE ME!!! :mad: :D

[JBond]

N is for No one want's to get NEAR you to make you!

[Superman]

"O" is for: Oreo cookies, Madness has the ability to fire oreo cookies out of his hands!

[bbf2]

P is for Please tell me, is this the largest still-going thread on CS! right now?

[JBond]

Q is for Q-Yes, it is!

[Superman]

"R" is for: Right on!

[JBond]

S is for Supes...is correct!

[MadManMatt]

T is for That't it! That's Absoulutley correct. You Win a Cheap cigar!!!

[fractal_inversion]

U is for Unprocessed Bovine Lactation.

[JBond]

V is for Very Graphic, Fractal

[Frizzo the Clown]

W is for "Where can I get some of that, Fractal?"

[thebtskink]

X is for X---cellent. (Evilly twiddles fingers) Smithers, massage my brain!

[Chicklet]

Y is for ya....I think you should start a new thread for this.

[JBond]

Z is for Zon't think so, it stays forever!

[thebtskink]

A is for Abba.

[JBond]

B is for BLARG

[RebeccaS]

C is for CFSAKLDJSJKGFFSAHBSF

[thebtskink]

D is for Doesn't Rebecca know me and Jibbond's letters WERE really words?

[JBond]

E is for Exactly, "BLARG" is a synonym for...gruel!

[thebtskink]

F is for Free Gruel for EVERYONE!!!

[JBond]

G is for Get out the bowls!!

[Superman]

"H" is for: Hey quit stealing my bowls!

[MrGlass]

I is for I'll get the spoons!

[JBond]

J is for Just kidding...it means goat cheese!

[Thoth]

K is for Kick some of that goat cheese over here! I love it!

[JBond]

L is for Look out!! I threw it over too fast!!

[Superman]

"M" is for: man that's not going to wash out of my cape!

[JBond]

N is for No problem, get Lois to clean it!

[Superman]

"O" is for: Oh yeah! And then.... :p :D

[JBond]

P is for Please keep your stories about your love life out of the forums!

[Superman]

"Q" is for: Quit talking out loud Superman!

[JBond]

R is for Really good idea, Supes.

[Superman]

"S" is for: Superman knows what he's cooking! It's peanut butter and jelly...

[JBond]

T is for Toss some of that Peanut Butter and Jelly my way!!

[Superman]

"U" is for: U asked for it! &lt;Throws peanut butter and Jelly athe JBond&gt;

[JBond]

V is for Very slick Supes, most of it went on your couch!

[Superman]

"W" is for: Well don't worry, Lois will clean that too! :p :D

[JBond]

X is for Xtremely generous wife you have there!

[thebtskink]

Y is for You know she does it for the lovin'

[JBond]

Z is for Zis is true!

[Link]

A is for A whole new Abc

[JBond]

B is for Ba ba ba, ba Barbra Ann!

[Superman]

"C" is for: Ching! Ching! I hit the jackpot when it wouldn't give me money and it made that noise. :p

[JBond]

D is for Dude, I can't think of anything to say!

[Superman]

"E" is for: Everytime you say that elves with saws jump out! :eek:

[MadManMatt]

Fis for F--k this sh--

[bbf2]

G is for Gee, you sound mad, MadManMatt.

[Superman]

"H" is for: Holy cursing sailors! Matt sounds peeved.

[JBond]

I is for I can not allow this ****ing swearing!

[Superman]

"J" is for: JBond pity's the fool that uses f--king curse words!

[JBond]

K is for Kangroos agree, Crest toothpaste is the only true way to clean your teeth.

[Superman]

"L" is for: Liar!! Best way to brush your teeth is with vanilla frosting!

[JBond]

M is for Most kangroos think you're full of s**t!

[Superman]

"N" is for: No kidding! Most kangaroos think you smell like *****, you gotta stop sleeping the same places as them... ;) :D :D

[MadManMatt]

O is for Oh, Bloddy Hell! Somebody shoot me! :(

[JBond]

P is for Pissed off Kangaroos are NOT something you want to mess with!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek:

[Superman]

"Q" is for: Queen of the Kangaroos is the most violent one! :eek:

[Madness]

R is for the Real Relief I'll feel when this blasted thread is closed forever..........

[bbf2]

S is for Sorry guys, this thread has got to be closed forever now, it's too long and pointless.

JK. :)

[JBond]

T is for The Kanagroos are not pleased with your joke...Mr. bbf2!

[Superman]

"U" is for: Ur right JBond, now the people of the Banana Republic will invade us! :eek:

[JBond]

V is for Very Good, but just in case, I will start the cloning of my killer kangroos!!

[MadManMatt]

W is for What is wrong with you people? :eek:

[JBond]

X is for Xtremely messed up, we are!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Y is for "You better be speaking for yourself there, JBond!"

[Madness]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>X is for Xtremely messed up, we are!</STRONG>

Z is for: Zis iz how we speak like Yoda, we do...

[JBond]

A is for Abra-Cadabra!

[Madness]

B is for: BAM!!!

[JBond]

C is for Can you feel the love in these forums...

[Frizzo the Clown]

D is for "Don't tempt me! Last time I tried to feel the love without getting permission, they gave me 3 to 5 in Joliet!"

[JBond]

E is for Exciting! But not as exciting as hand-to-hand combat with fighting kangaroos!

[Superman]

"F" is for: Fighting Kangaroo's? I thought they were fighting salamanders!

[JBond]

G is for Gosh, Supes! Where have YOU been?!

[Superman]

"H" is for: Hawaii, I was vacationing there for a couple of days!

[JBond]

I is for I would like to go there...but I hear the kangaroos carry Bowie knives down there! :eek:

[MadManMatt]

I: I want the Boogymen DVD!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>I is for I would like to go there...but I hear the kangaroos carry Bowie knives down there! :eek:</STRONG>

"J" is for: JBond! We all know that kangaroos use boomerangs!

[JBond]

K is for Kangaroos use MANY weapons...they use boomerangs for backup!

[Superman]

"L" is for: Lizards use hand gernades!

[JBond]

M is for Monkeys use poop

[Frizzo the Clown]

N is for "Nymphomaniacs use me!" :D

[Madness]

O is for: Only cuz they're nympho's.......

[JBond]

P is for Pandas use Bamboo

[Madness]

Q is for: Quails use,..uh, feathers.....

[JBond]

R is for Robin uses Batman

[MoneyBags]

S: Supes uses, uh... Tiddly winks

[JBond]

T is for The Kangaroos arch nemisis are the KOALAS!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

U is for "Uh, I guess we ran out of X-Men stuff a long time ago, huh?"

[Chambers]

V is for "very high hopes for the sequel"!

[JBond]

W is for We used to have a few pages of X-Men stuff on Part One...but that's long gone.

[Superman]

"X" is for: X-Men rules! Is that better for getting back on subject?

[JBond]

Y is for You da man!

[Superman]

"Z" is for: Zat ez correct!

[JBond]

A is for Albatross

[Superman]

"B" is for: Babylon, that stupid song by David Gray that gets stuck in my head whenever I hear it.

[Chambers]

C is for ComingSoon!, the best movie rumours/trailers source in the www!!!
:D

[JBond]

D is for Damn right!

[Superman]

"E" is for: Everyone wants to rule the world!

[JBond]

F is for Forgoet about ruling the world! I want to rule the kangaroos!

[Superman]

"G" is for: Gorillas are eating them left and right! :eek:

[JBond]

H is for How about those Koalas that are eating the Gorillas, I wouldn't have thought they could jump tht high!

[Superman]

"I" is for: I couldn't believe that the parrots were eating Koalas!

[JBond]

J is for JBond couldn't beliveve we got it all on film!!

[Superman]

"K" is for: Kandid Kamera will pay $10,000 for that!

[Doomsday]

L is for lion

[Superman]

"M" is for: Manila envelopes.

[JBond]

N is for Nacatoma Plaza!

[Superman]

"O" is for: Oh no! It's Gruber! :eek:

[JBond]

P is for Please don't worry, I called Bruce Willis. He said he'd be here right after his hair cut....HE LIED TO ME! :mad:

[Superman]

"Q" is for: Quite so, it's up to us!

[Chambers]

"R" is for "Really, now I understand how you managed to get more than 7000 posts done!"

[bbf2]

S is for Sirloin steak

[Superman]

"T" is for: T-Bone steak, what you guys can treat me to for getting over 7500 posts. :p

[JBond]

U is for U R not getting steak from me!

[Superman]

"V" is for: Very well, I will accept a burger from you.

[JBond]

W is for Why not TWO burgers....yeah....

[Superman]

"X" is for: X-Rays show that when you eat two burgers they look all mushy and disgusting inside of you.

[JBond]

Y is for Y do you believe what X-Rays tell you...have you ever talked to them?!

[thebtskink]

Z is for Zsa-Zsa Gabor..... Mirko's mommy!!!! Admit it. Mirko Gabor sounds remarkably fitting. I KNOW YOUR SECRET MIRKO!!!!! :D ;)

[RebeccaS]

A is for Apocolypse, which is going to happen when the best golfer is black and the best rapper is white. ..... NOOOO!

[JBond]

B is for Bumble Bee

[RebeccaS]

C is for CAAAABOOOOOOOOOM!

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>"V" is for: Very well, I will accept a burger from you.</STRONG>

D is for: Don't you hate it when you shoot for steak and get burger???......... :(

[JBond]

E is for :eek:

[MadManMatt]

F is for Folk lore :rolleyes:

[JBond]

G is for Geek lore

[Superman]

"H" is for: Hey I want my steak!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I is for "I got your steak right here!!" *Flips Superman off*

[JBond]

J is for JBond wonders what James Bond's middle name is...

[bbf2]

K is for Korswaggle. That's what James Bond's middle name is. James Korswaggle Bond.

[Superman]

"L" is for: Let's get me a steak!

[MadManMatt]

MWA HA HA OOHHH! Vere did you get that Steak?! :eek:

[JBond]

N is for No, that's not his last name! It's Perma! James Perma-Bond

[bbf2]

O is for Oh, I see now. His middle name is actually Denture. James Denture-Bond.

[JBond]

P is for Perhaps he doesn't have a middle name...or it's really embarrasing!

[bbf2]

Q is for Quite so . . .

[JBond]

R is for Rarely people escape the wrath of the kangaroos!!

[Superman]

"S" is for: Superman wants some steak dammit!

[JBond]

T is for The kangaroos tatse alot like steak! Kill a few and not only will you be helping the world out, but I'll let you cook and eat a few.

[Superman]

"U" is for: U drive a hard bargain, but okay I'll take them as steak!

[Frizzo the Clown]

V is for "Very good choice, Monsiour. Now, would you like zee red wine or zee white wine?"

[JBond]

W is for What else does the steak come with?

[Superman]

"X" is for: X-cellent Frizzo, I'll have both wines.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Y is for "You like zee wines seperate, or all mixed together in a bucket?"

[Superman]

"Z" is for: Zee vines mixed vith zee mushrooms.

[Frizzo the Clown]

A is for "A very good choice, Monsiour. I shall be right back with zee wine"

[Superman]

"B" is for: Be back soon otherwise I will eat your napkins from hunger.

[bbf2]

C is for Crap! Shaq wants to be in X-Men 2!

[Superman]

"D" is for: Don't count on it! Right Frizzo? &lt;Frizzo strokes his M-16&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

E is for "Exactly, Supes. I would think that you'd wanna personally take him out for making 'Steel'!"

[Superman]

"F" is for: &lt;Snaps his fingers&gt; Frizzo, my angry bat please...

[Frizzo the Clown]

G is for "Gee Boss, do you think that'll bash him enough?"

[JBond]

H is for Have a M1 Tank, on the house! That should do the trick.

[thebtskink]

I is for Incognito, which I am... or I was, until I made this pos---- AH CRAP!!!!

[JBond]

J is for Jibbond SEES you!

[thebtskink]

K is for this Kangaroo's pouch, which I can hide in as I'm wisked away from Jibbond's gras---AH CRAP, GOO!!!!

[JBond]

L is for Little friend, you should run away from those damn dirty kangaroos as soon as you can!!!

[Superman]

"M" is for: Maybe if I stick a dynamite in the pouch it'll help!

[JBond]

N is for Nah, they just get more mad!

[thebtskink]

M is for Mad is how I like 'em!!!

[Madness]

O is for Oops skink, your doing the whole backwards alphabet thing again. I thought your medication helped you with that......

[ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[JBond]

P is for People often forget to take their medication...then they go into madness!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Q is for "Quit talking about me behind my back!"

[JBond]

R is for Rabbits are quickly devoured by the killer kangaroos.

[Superman]

"S" is for: Superman knows Bo Jackson!

[JBond]

T is for Though Bo Jackson does not know Superman!

[Superman]

"U" is for: U know that restraining order is bull *****!

[JBond]

V is for Very...but you really shouldn't have hit him with a baseball bat.

[Frizzo the Clown]

W is for "What baseball bat?" *hides Superman's "angry bat" behind his back*

[Madness]

Y is for: Yo Supes, I found your angry bat..............

[Frizzo the Clown]

Z is for "Zoinks! Uh..where did that come from? Uh...Superman, run!"

[JBond]

A is for Ah HA! You can't run! Madness tied your shoelaces together!

[Madness]

A is for: AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....There is no-to-little escape from Madness!! Most of you will find deaths grim hand, except those of you who are integral to the story and must be killed off later, or those of you who'll be staying around for the sequel, but besides those people, could everyone else just line up to my left, necks exposed?
Lets hurry this up people, I got lunch.........

[ 09-02-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[Superman]

"B" is for: Bo Jackson got hit with my angry bat because he stole an egg roll from me!

[JBond]

C is for Can't you just have asked for it back...or let the police hit him.

[Madness]

D is for Dammit Bond, you stole my letter, but you made a good joke with the tied shoelaces, so I guess I have to let you live,.......for now...........

[Frizzo the Clown]

E is for "Egg rolls rule! I don't blame you for hitting Bo Jackson! Next round of egg rolls is on me!"

[Superman]

"F is for: Frizzo wants egg rolls on him! &lt;Dumps egg rolls on Frizzo&gt;

[JBond]

G is for Gee...now I'm hungry!

[bbf2]

H is for HAM LOAVES FOR EVERYBODY!

[Madness]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>H is for HAM LOAVES FOR EVERYBODY!</STRONG>

I is for: I'm not hungry, thanx...........

[JBond]

J is for JBond is always hungry.....for FOOD!

[Superman]

"K" is for: Kan we stop talking about eating Frizzo's midgets!

[JBond]

L is for Let us talk more about killer kangaroos!

[Superman]

"M" is for: Many studies show that the average American is afraid a knife wielding kangaroo will break into their homes and rape the dog.

[JBond]

N is for Not so many people fear guns anymore, huh?

[Superman]

"O" is for: Oh I fear the knife wiedling gorillas who stand on my street corner.

[JBond]

P is for Pandas with Bowie Knifes kind of give me the creeps as well

[Superman]

"Q" is for: Quite so but dogs with hand gernades are scary!

[JBond]

R is for Really watch out for those Koalas with pea shooters. It doesn't kill, but damn, it really stings!

[Superman]

"S" is for: Superman knows how to protect himself! &lt;Gets pegged by Koalas&gt;

[JBond]

T is for That is why you should have listened to me! Maybe when the stabbing penguins show up you'll take my warning!

[Superman]

"U" is for: Urinate on the penguins and they'll leave you alone.

[JBond]

V is for Very well...but do it from a distance...they bite!

[Superman]

"W" is for: Why tell me that again? I learned after the fourth time it happened.

[JBond]

X is for Xremely painful that must have been...you'd think you would have figured out not to do it!

[Superman]

"Y" is for: You didn't help much by encouraging them to carry bats too!

[JBond]

Z is for Zat is the way the world works...everyone must have a bat!

[bbf2]

Z is for . . . Z-Town, whatever the hell that is.

[Superman]

"A" is for: Ahhh Z-Town, it's where everyone sleeps! Also known as college....

[JBond]

B is for Beware of falling asleep at school...you might wake up alone!

[Superman]

"C" is for: Canadians can relate to that when watching one of their parliment sessions. :p

[JBond]

D is for Dat is true!

[Superman]

"E" is for: Eskimos have agreed with me on this subject.

[JBond]

F is for Fudge the Eskimos, they cheat in cards!!

[Superman]

"G" is for: Gambling and building igloos is what they're best at!

[JBond]

H is for Have the roasted Polar Bear if you ever stay over at their place. It's divine.

[Superman]

"I" is for: Igloos have been attacked with penguins carrying bats, you know anything about this Bond?

[JBond]

J is for JBond was told by his friend Supe- I mean BOB that he knows nothing of these hilarious encounters!

[Frizzo the Clown]

K is for "Killer penguins? I hope this isn't another crappy Batman movie!"

[Superman]

"L" is for: Likely it would be if Schumacher was directing. He might even have knife wielding kangaroos.

[JBond]

M is for Mmmmm, roasted Kangaroo!