St. Valentine's Day Massacre - The Game!

[droidguy1119]

I get to interview Broken Lizard on Thursday. :)

[Tenaciousd1212]

Goddamn, here can you tell them to contact me: Themimeslayer14@AOL.com, i really want them to read my script, dropping out. Thanks.

[droidguy1119]

lol...I could...but sorry, man, that's terribly unprofessional journalism.

Try contacting them through their blog at www.brokenlizard.com...it's how I scored the interview in the first place.

[Citizen Kane]

TRAILER:

(Rapid flashes of every single actor in the movie)

NARRATOR: We paid more money for this movie than you did for your house, car, and wife.

(PAUSE)

NARRATOR: Come watch it.

END

[droidguy1119]

:funny:

[Tenaciousd1212]

LMAO!
Thats great. add kids, dog, and wothless college years and it's better.

[HeadHunter]

dont add kids...they bring a movie down...

[EvilDeadNDN]

*trailers flashes by*

NARRATOR: Rated R for Retarded. This is line is in no way related to the GTA series and its affiliates. Must be 18 or older to enter you must be a valid resident of the US or District Of Columbia to watch. Void where prohibited.

[droidguy1119]

This is a little Black-centric ;) but I just watched School of Rock.

Caption/Narrator: Ever had your heart broken?

Jack Black: I was in love once. But now...

[Camera pulls out to a classic guitar in the Hard Rock Cafe]

Jack Black: I have you.

Caption/Narrator: Ever felt the need to strike back?

Colin Farrell: So, what we're dealing with here is a jealous person who got a lot of coal in their stockings, a lot of missed birthdays, and essentially has a stick up their ass?

Steve Zahn: Oh, dammit! She found me!

[Steve Zahn starts running away.]

Steve Zahn: Save yourselves!

Caption/Narrator: This Valentine's Day...

[Johnny Depp turns to Jason Lee, who is limping past, bleeding.]

Johnny Depp: What the hell happened to you?

Jason Lee: Don't ask.

Caption/Narrator: Love never hurt so much.

[Jack Black runs into a room with the contestants.]

Jack Black: OH MY GOD! IT'S JASON VOORHEES!

[Everyone starts panicking. Jack Black starts laughing.]

Caption/Narrator: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

[Jack Black is hunched over laughing in the doorway. Jon Favreau walks in, looks around, then smacks Black in the back of the head.]

[Diablo]

ha... Great new trailer :applaud:

[droidguy1119]

Whoops, forgot a detail...edited.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Droid, have you ever seen the d's tv show?

[droidguy1119]

Yeah, I have the DVD.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Yeah, but this has been on my mind. remember when you changed the JB masseuse empty room TV spot? He shouldn't have been angry, she should've used my ending, because of what happened in "The search for Inspirado".

[droidguy1119]

Well, actually, in this case, I gotta call you on that one.

a) That was the story of Tenacious D, not neccesarily of Jack Black.
b) Jack Black is not playing Jack Black in this movie
c) In fact, he's playing me (with a Jack Black-like attitude). :)

[Tenaciousd1212]

yeah, but i'll have to call that one you:
a) Black is still Black, and he represents most of the d's enthusiasm.
b) Jack black may not play himself, but he's still uses alot of his personality in his role.
c) shut up.

[EvilDeadNDN]

*breaks you two up* ladies ladies cant we settle this over a game of twister?

[pixiness]

bumping for jesus!

::::ty whispers something to her:::
Oh it's THAT kind of salvation!

[Sparhawk]

Sweet Jebus!!

Pixi's gone bump-crazy!!!!

[Tornado]

Yeah she has. Sending all of my new and current threads down.

[pixiness]

okay so like 7 total threads makes me bump crazed :( guess I'm guilty. THere's just some old favorites I couldn't stand to let go.
when you're an old fart like me you'll understand.

[Tornado]

But.... this one wouldn't have been deleted Pixi....

[PsychoMike]

Leave pixi alone Torn...... I liked this one...... I lived and most people thought I was the killer...

and Pixi looked hot in her showgirl costumes. :grin:

[Diablo]

Man this was great, Do another one Pixi ;)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by PsychoMike
Leave pixi alone Torn...... I liked this one...... I lived and most people thought I was the killer...

and Pixi looked hot in her showgirl costumes. :grin:

I can understand people liking it, it's not that, it's that it would not have been deleted.

[pixiness]

Okay - we get it.
You're pissed that Res Dogs and others got pushed down in the fan fic forum. If we stop posting here this one will quickly find it's way back where it belonged - far from the front page ;)

[spiderman_2k]

*Reads through thread

Ah this was alot of fun.

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by pixiness

Wounded
Spidey - took a massive arrow to the thigh, should be all better now. PAGE 51
Spidey - stabbed in the foot by scissors (right around page 73-74)
Spidey - collapsed in gym from blood loss, confined to wheelchair PAGE 81
Spidey - nasty papercut from a Wayne Newton program PAGE 91
Jibbs - Almost strangled to death in an elevator PAGE 108

:funny:

[Diablo]

:lol:

Man, this was great... hahah

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by pixiness
Okay - we get it.
You're pissed that Res Dogs and others got pushed down in the fan fic forum. If we stop posting here this one will quickly find it's way back where it belonged - far from the front page ;)


...........if we quit posting where now?

















:p