St. Valentine's Day Massacre - The Game!

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Rogue
Oh yeah, there's our next write as you go fan fic: 4th of July Weekend: Grill or Be Grilled. :p


lol, yea

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
i thought it was thor

Well you would say that :p

[cg124]

ok people what happened and am i dead

[pixiness]

First page is updated with "results"

You'll still have to read page 129 (i think that's the right page) for the reveal of the killer.

[sphericthor]

Hey didn't I get a note before the killer was revealed

[pixiness]

Originally posted by sphericthor
Hey didn't I get a note before the killer was revealed

oops - you're right - let me revise the first page. Thanks!

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by cg124
ok people what happened and am i dead

Yes.

[Tenaciousd1212]

PS Part two of my superman day off fan fiction is up.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I had an idea. If this game was a movie, who would you cast to play you?

[spiderman_2k]

Christian Bale...Obvisouly.

[pixiness]

I would have been Nicole Kidman - dressed in Moulin Rouge type showgirl outfits.

[cg124]

man this was a great game

[Tenaciousd1212]

I would want to be Johnny Depp, because johnny depp is cool. Him or Diamond David Lee Roth *Does devil sign*

[cg124]

i'd have jack black play me

[Tenaciousd1212]

No, Droid is Jack Black...or will ferrell. I can just imagine drunk jack black eating cheese sticks down the strips. And spidey, christian bale couldn't play you, i can imagine norm macdonald though with a pair of scissors through his foot.

[cg124]

ok then david spade can play me

[Tenaciousd1212]

LOL, did u see my david spade thing in my fan fic yet, cg?

[droidguy1119]

What a compliment! Will Ferrell or Jack Black! Wow...thanks guys...I love you...I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but -- *sniff* -- I can't help it...you're all so great...

*weeps loudly, with lots of snuffling, gives random people bear hugs*

[dr_evil]

who would play me?

[Diablo]

i would see _______ play as me

fill in the blank :p

[Tenaciousd1212]

I'd want johnny depp, diamond dave, or sid haig to play me, but they'd probably make me arnold schwarzanegger and f up the script to make rogue and Jibbs cyborgs from the post-apocolyptic future.

[Link]

Tobey Maguire?

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
I'd want johnny depp, diamond dave, or sid haig to play me, but they'd probably make me arnold schwarzanegger and f up the script to make rogue and Jibbs cyborgs from the post-apocolyptic future.


well i meant do it for me.. :p

[Tenaciousd1212]

Yeah, im just stating that if this was ever to be a movie, I'd be running around saying "WATCH OUT, GET IN THE CHOPPER OR YOUR MIND WILL BE ERASED BY IRAQI CYBORGS FROM A POST APOCOLYPTIC FUTURE! VOTE FOR ME!"

[Knerys]

Are we picking who would play us? Cause I ain't got a clue.....

[Link]

Originally posted by Knerys
Are we picking who would play us? Cause I ain't got a clue..... http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/house_of_sand_and_fog/_group_photos/ben_kingsley1.jpg

How about her?

[Knerys]

Connelly is cool. I like her.

*sit and waits for the the enveitable Carrie Ann Moss comparison*

[JBond]

What about that one woman from the Matrix ;)

[HeadHunter]

what we doing now...picking who would have played us in the game..?

[Knerys]

Originally posted by JBond
What about that one woman from the Matrix ;) Oh now your just humoring me. :p

[sphericthor]

I've just been told that Colin Farrell should play me :D

[HeadHunter]

I think me as Tom Green :p

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0326/photo/i_fgf_i.jpg

[Colorado Cajun]

The Cameoing Cajun would've been played by none other than
http://image.seventeen.com/_img_/stars/it/boy/seannwilliamscott/sean_big.jpg

http://home.pages.at/sabsi77/photos/010.jpg

;)

[Rogue]

For me, I guess..unless there are other, better suggestions..only she'd have to be a brunette.

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos16/julia-styles.jpg

[droidguy1119]

Julia Stiles is a good actress...

[Tenaciousd1212]

Wait i need to change mine. I thought about it and i'd have to be...
http://www.wrybread.com/gammablablog/images/4-03/david-cross.jpg
You've been cross'd, my man.

[Diablo]

well if you changed your mind then i pick Johnny Depp

;)

[Tenaciousd1212]

I'd either be
a) http://www.wrybread.com/gammablablog/images/4-03/david-cross.jpg

OR

b) http://www.dga.org/news/v27_6/images/indies_mar03/odenkirk2.jpg

OR

c) http://www.endeneu.com/cultclassics/benstillershow/episode1/credits4.jpg

OR

d) http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-146-stevezahn.jpg


OR

f) http://u-union.syr.edu/comedy/breuer.jpg

[droidguy1119]

Interesting...

[pixiness]

Me - but blonder

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/HS/KE/HE/GERZAYGWQGDV.jpg
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/HS/KE/HE/GERZAYASUJTB.jpg

[pixiness]

My vote for Tenacious goes to Andy Dick

[Tenaciousd1212]

Hooray, me being andy dick. that'd be funny. Bring in midgets too, that'd be funnier.

[droidguy1119]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/WillFerrell_150x207.jpg

Hmm...I've thought about it and Will Ferrell, God bless the man, is not quite the right brand of comedy for my role. I am going to have to go with Jack Black.

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/jack-black-5.jpg

[Knerys]

Ok these are my choices.

Eliza Dushku

http://www.rosenfrosch.de/assets/images/Eliza_Dushku.jpg


Kate Beckinsale

http://mbw.50megs.com/thumKBeckinsale.jpg


Michelle Branch (yes she a singer but I like her.)

http://goldsea.com/Personalities/Branch/michelle.jpg


And I'd say Steven Zahn for Ten.

And Jack Black for Driod.

[Rogue]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos16/julia-styles.jpg

or
http://home.earthlink.net/~kafkaesqui/rlc/RLC_Template.jpg

or

http://banodesangre.metropoliglobal.com/willow/willow3.jpg

Julia and Alyson as brunettes.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Damn, one woman says steve zahn the other says andy dick. WHO TO CHOOSE!?

[Citizen Kane]

For me? I have absolutely no idea....

[sphericthor]

Well if I knew we were posting pics I would've done this earlier

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v32/sphericthor/farrell.jpg
http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v32/sphericthor/farrell.jpg

[droidguy1119]

Michelle Branch for Knerys, Julia Stiles for Rogue, and Andy Dick for TenD.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Looks like i'm andy dick unless some people vote otherwise.
PS Imagine Andy dick with a chainsaw in his chest.

[Rogue]

Actually, I'd say you were more of a Zahn kind of person.

[Colorado Cajun]

Here are the perfect Knerys pics

http://www.buffycollector.com/photos/eliza278r_72.jpg

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/83/74/image_174837.jpg

[droidguy1119]

Whoo...

[Knerys]

Hehe so I got one for Eliza and one for Michelle. Cool.

[Colorado Cajun]

you're my Eliza :D:D:D

[pixiness]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:heart: :p

[droidguy1119]

Well I am torn, I didn't notice Eliza before. I love both of them. :D

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by pixiness
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:heart: :p

well she is and you know that that is special because I rellay love Eliza but I love Knerys more;)

pixi you can be my Jenna Jameson though:D :p

[Knerys]

No Jenna Jameson for you! :p

[Tenaciousd1212]

2 zahns vs 2 andy's, damn, that's tough.

[Knerys]

Go with Zahn!! andy can be a little annoying at times.

[Tenaciousd1212]

3 zahns makes the winner. I would be played by steve zahn if this were a movie.

P.S. SUPERMAN'S DAYY OFF IS NOW OVER! READ THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!

[Rogue]

I guess I'll go with Julia and her acerbic wit.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I say pixi should pitch this, to like paramount and universal, i mean its a perfect plots with great characters. I think it'd make a great movie.

[Rogue]

pixi
http://www.slayer-chronicles.buffyfans.co.uk/images/season5-3.jpg

:p

[Citizen Kane]

Who would play me?

[HeadHunter]

I am going to regret this but who do you guys reakon should play me ??

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Rogue
pixi
http://www.slayer-chronicles.buffyfans.co.uk/images/season5-3.jpg

:p

You know, you're not the first person to make that comparison.
But thanks - it's very nice of you! :D

[droidguy1119]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
I say pixi should pitch this, to like paramount and universal, i mean its a perfect plots with great characters. I think it'd make a great movie.

Paramount sucks! Booo!

Universal, Fox or Miramax, despite the fact that Miramax will pass...we're not "arty" enough.

Citizen Kane should be played by Haley Joel Osment, except about five or six years from now, he's too young.

HeadHunter...HeadHunter...Johnny Knoxville?

[Colorado Cajun]

Knoxville is damn good for HH

[Diablo]

what bout me?, i just picked Johnny Depp cuz i liked him and hes a good actor who can fit any role :D

[spiderman_2k]

Who would play me?

[droidguy1119]

spiderman_2k...um...um...um...I dunno. Trying to think of people who would remain cool despite being constantly injured.

a) http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/13_bren.jpg

b) http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/jim1.jpg

c) http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/fargo.jpg

d) http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/tig_dummy.jpg

[spiderman_2k]

:funny:

Well thats a toughie.

[droidguy1119]

Apologies. Just realized that's a chick Crash Dummy. :p

[spiderman_2k]

Bastard....;)

[droidguy1119]

Also now I think

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/wed1.jpg

would be a better choice A. Same haircut, it will work well when you're doing the Elvis stuff.

No, no, wait a minute. Elvis...Elvis...

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/bubba-ho-tep.jpg

[Tenaciousd1212]

Spidey should definately be buscemi

BTW, anyone read my SDO conclusion yet?

[Citizen Kane]

Spidey as Buscemi? Nah, Steve Buscemi's too...not spidey....

[Rogue]

Wait, wait..I found the perfect person to play me!

Anne Hathaway
http://online-shrine.net/hathaway/images/anne_hathaway.jpg
http://triton-e.com/photos/h/hathaway_anne/Main_Pics/15.jpg

[droidguy1119]

Alright then...what have we got so far?

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville (?)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
spiderman_2k - Steve Buscemi (?)
Knerys - Eliza Dushku (?)
Citizen Kane - Older Haley Joel Osment (probably not)
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
and Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott

That leaves, remaining, with some of my suggestions:
JBond - Kevin Spacey (just because JBond is the bad guy)
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
Malitos_Sakhir
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (because I was just looking at Knerys stuff)
jpdill
Mr.Matinee
Redman
TyRoss - Dana Carvey
Link - Kevin Kline
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke
Macbane - Edward Norton
IdahoMR2man
cg124 - Well, since he dies with me, maybe Kyle Gass?
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan
Peter
PlayingGod
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore
southern - Cameron Diaz
JimmyDean

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Citizen Kane should be played by Haley Joel Osment, except about five or six years from now, he's too young.


Noooooooooooooo...:( :p

[droidguy1119]

Then make a better suggestion!

[spiderman_2k]

Jpdill---The wingy brat version of Anakin from Star Wars Episode 1

[droidguy1119]

lol...

[PsychoMike]

uhhh... droid you fogot me. :(

[spiderman_2k]

Harsh....

[droidguy1119]

Oops. Sorry, Mike.

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville (?)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
spiderman_2k - Steve Buscemi (?)
Knerys - Eliza Dushku (?)
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
and Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
jpdill - Jake Lloyd

That leaves, remaining, with some of my suggestions:
JBond - Kevin Spacey (just because JBond is the bad guy)
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
Citizen Kane
Malitos_Sakhir
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (because I was just looking at Knerys stuff)
Mr.Matinee
Redman
TyRoss - Dana Carvey
Link - Kevin Kline
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke
Macbane - Edward Norton
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino
cg124 - Well, since he dies with me, maybe Kyle Gass?
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan
Peter
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore
southern - Cameron Diaz
JimmyDean - Rob Lowe
PsychoMike - Ben Affleck

[Tenaciousd1212]

How about we make Citizen Kane Vanilla Ice? I can totally see him as Vanilla Ice

[droidguy1119]

lol...

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/nilla_real.gif

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
How about we make Citizen Kane Vanilla Ice? I can totally see him as Vanilla Ice

:lol:

Now all I have to do is get beat up by Todd Bridges on Celebrity Boxing. :p

[droidguy1119]

Or make a movie...I can see it now..."Tha Shuga Kane".

Oh, wait. I just made an unfair Future[Snip] comparison. I apologize. :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

what about me droid?

or am I an extra?

[droidguy1119]

Oh, well, this was something that went on just before you got here. If you went to page 1 and read through you'd get it.

You still can be an extra though. lol, maybe you're the bartender...

[EvilDeadNDN]

son of a bastard. I knew I missed my shot, I was just hopin that I could squirm by without readin the history.

I guess Ill be the crazy bartender with the lisp.

Ill be sure to get in line when this comes around again.

*cleans glass, grumbling*

[HeadHunter]

HAHA Me as Johnny Knoxville

I luv it :applaud:

[PsychoMike]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Oops. Sorry, Mike.

PsychoMike - Ben Affleck

I Liked it better when I was forgotten. :mad:

[droidguy1119]

lol. Sorry, fine...pick someone. (I was going for a ladies' man who was very agreeable -- you kept trying to pick girls up, but if we interrupted and moved to the Hard Rock, for instance, you just went with us...) :)

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville (?)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
spiderman_2k - Steve Buscemi (?)
Knerys - Eliza Dushku (?)
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
and Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
jpdill - Jake Lloyd

That leaves, remaining, with some of my suggestions:
JBond - Kevin Spacey (just because JBond is the bad guy)
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
Citizen Kane
Malitos_Sakhir
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (because I was just looking at Knerys stuff)
Mr.Matinee
Redman
TyRoss - Dana Carvey
Link - Kevin Kline
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke
Macbane - Edward Norton
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino
cg124 - Well, since he dies with me, maybe Kyle Gass?
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan
Peter
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore
southern - Cameron Diaz
JimmyDean - Rob Lowe
PsychoMike

[pixiness]

HAHA - This is all so great... I totally agree with the Jimmy Dean Rob Low thing. Although I nominate Nicolas Cage for Jibbs.

[Rogue]

I think Jibbsy is more of a Nicholas Brendan (Xander from Buffy) kinda guy, but that's just my take on things.

[droidguy1119]

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Cage/Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)
Link - Kevin Kline (?)
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)
TyRoss - Dana Carvey (?)
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
southern - Cameron Diaz (?)
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)
JimmyDean - Rob Lowe (1 vote from pixi)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges (?)
spiderman_2k - Steve Buscemi/Adam Sandler (?)
Knerys - Eliza Dushku (?)
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
cg124 - Well, since he dies with me, maybe Kyle Gass?
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)
Macbane - Edward Norton (?)
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf (?)
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN as The Bartender

That leaves:
Citizen Kane
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee
Redman
Peter
PsychoMike

and also jpdill - Jake Lloyd...having SAG problems...;)

[EvilDeadNDN]

haha, I love it. Im the bartender.

Can you say oscar material?

[droidguy1119]

Best Supporting Actor...

[EvilDeadNDN]

Best Looking Actor..

[droidguy1119]

Not a chance... :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

damn.

what about..

Greatest Extra Of All Time?

[Tenaciousd1212]

NDN, you are the bartender, you must be bruce campbell.

Anyway, i will now accept my award for best looking, best acting, most awesome, and best BBQ-wing eating actor at all time. I thank no one.

[EvilDeadNDN]

whoa whoa hey easy there with the award gathering, Mr. Modest.

First off, if Im Bruce Campbell. That automatically means I wins ALL of your awards.

Now if youll excuse me, My entourage is waiting.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ah-Hem. All know that i deserve those awards. And if you are bruce campbell, then you will lose, because you will have to tape an episode of Xena.

[EvilDeadNDN]

That was low you son of a *****.

Actually, If Im Bruce Campbell Im probably either at a book signing or beating you for all these awards.

Sorry.

[JimmyDean]

Rob Lowe? But the question is; the 80s amatuer porn dude, or the 90s straight-to-video dude... decisions decisions :p

[Tenaciousd1212]

I know i went low for the bruce campbell joke, but seriously, steve zahn has a better chance at winning those awards. I think thisa would be a pretty good movie, what do you think would be the highlight?

[EvilDeadNDN]

I have no idea what its about.

and I was just kidding about the BC joke heh

[droidguy1119]

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Cage/Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)
Link - Kevin Kline (?)
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)
TyRoss - Dana Carvey (?)
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
southern - Cameron Diaz (?)
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe/1990's Rob Lowe
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges (?)
spiderman_2k - Steve Buscemi/Adam Sandler (?)
Knerys - Eliza Dushku (?)
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
cg124 - Well, since he dies with me, maybe Kyle Gass?
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)
Macbane - Edward Norton (?)
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf (?)
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Citizen Kane
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee
Redman
Peter
PsychoMike

Someone give me some feedback on the question marked ones and also tell me who CK should be...

[Tenaciousd1212]

CK SHOULD BE VANILLA ICE! TOO COLD! TOO COLD!

[Tenaciousd1212]

Cg shouldn't be kyle gass, he should be Jason Lee. He's had a Jason Lee feel to his posts.

[pixiness]

Actually - if I had to choose - I'd say Spidey was more of a Jason Lee than CG. But CG definitely had some Jon Favreau!

[Tenaciousd1212]

If not favreau, then vince vaughn. If not vaughn, then take John Corbett.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Back to the highlight, i think the highlight of the film would be the search & rescue of the girls.

[PsychoMike]

Droid, I was reading your list again and you also forgot Rebecca (granted she just died in a plane crash but you had Tara so....).

For Rebecca I nominate Kirsten Dunst.
I like Eliza for Knerys
Nicholas Brendan for Jibbs
1980's Rob Lowe for Jimmy
Viggo Mortensen for Peter

How about Ryan Phillipe or Jake Gyllenhaal for me.

[droidguy1119]

Except for the top four players that seemed "key" to me, and the last two, which are special credits, I rearranged the list in alphabetical order...I'm OCD like that.

Starred names nobody's commented on. I take away the question mark after either someone agrees, or someone comes in and chooses their own actor.

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)*
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges (?)*
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - Vanilla Ice (?)
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)*
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)*
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)*
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton (?)
Macbane - Edward Norton (?)*
Peter - Viggo Mortenson (?)
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf (?)*
PsychoMike - Jake Gyllenhaal/Ryan Phillipe
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst (?)
Redman - Redman (?)
southern - Cameron Diaz (?)*
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)*
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Dana Carvey (?)*
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee

[Tenaciousd1212]

Redman should play redman. Oh, and Link should be Bill Paxton.

[droidguy1119]

Updated above post to reflect your suggestions (and also re-added CK, who I had been moving and eventually lost :p).

[cg124]

Originally posted by pixiness
Actually - if I had to choose - I'd say Spidey was more of a Jason Lee than CG. But CG definitely had some Jon Favreau!


jon farveau?


I like that idea

[droidguy1119]

Edited post so you get to be Jon Favreau.

[Brock Landers]

Hmmmmm, me as Jeff Bridges? ;)

[droidguy1119]

Starred names nobody's commented on. I take away the question mark after either someone agrees, or someone comes in and chooses their own actor.

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)*
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - Vanilla Ice (?)
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)*
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)*
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)*
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton (?)
Macbane - Edward Norton (?)*
Peter - Viggo Mortenson (?)
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf (?)*
PsychoMike - Jake Gyllenhaal/Ryan Phillipe
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst (?)
Redman - Redman (?)
southern - Cameron Diaz (?)*
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)*
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Dana Carvey (?)*
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee

[JimmyDean]

80's Rob Lowe, baby! I feel so hip!

And I vote Colin Farrel for Idaho.

And Ed Norton for PsychoMike.

[pixiness]

For Ty - I nominate brendan fraser!

[redman]

Me as Jason Statham?

he's got class.

[droidguy1119]

Starred names nobody's commented on. I take away the question mark after either someone agrees, or someone comes in and chooses their own actor.

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)*
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - Vanilla Ice (?)
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)*
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)*
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)*
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton (?)
Macbane - Nothin! Stolen by PsychoMike
Peter - Viggo Mortenson (?)
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Shia LaBeouf (?)*
PsychoMike - Jake Gyllenhaal/Ryan Phillipe/Edward Norton
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst (?)
Redman - Jason Statham
southern - Cameron Diaz (?)*
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)*
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Brendan Fraser (?)
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee

Unfortunately for Idaho, sphericthor has already claimed the Irish Farrell.

[JimmyDean]

But... but... but... errrr, ok.

Damn Irish.

[EvilDeadNDN]

So win does this shindig get a move on?

[Tenaciousd1212]

Wait. Sparhawk should be Dave Chappelle, Playing God should be Noah Wyle, and evil squishy should be salma hayek.

[EvilDeadNDN]

win ='s when

[droidguy1119]

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan (?)
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)*
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - Vanilla Ice (?)
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Ethan Hawke (?)*
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Al Pacino (?)*
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton (?)
Macbane - Nothin! Stolen by PsychoMike
Peter - Viggo Mortenson (?)
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Noah Wyle (?)
PsychoMike - Jake Gyllenhaal/Ryan Phillipe/Edward Norton
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst (?)
Redman - Jason Statham
southern - Salma Hayek (?)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)*
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Brendan Fraser (?)
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee

Unfortunately for Idaho, sphericthor has already claimed the Irish Farrell.

Your suggestions, TenaciousD:

a) I changed PlayingGod to Noah Wyle.
b) Sparhawk is definitely not a Dave Chapelle. What I saw of Sparhawk was a suave, secret agent type, and one who was always looking for the next clue. Therefore, Pierce Brosnan.
c) I don't think what I saw of squishy was a Salma Hayek either (dancing in her room and kicking over lamps), but I applied it to southern instead.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ummm...don't you remember i kill sparhawk? With a broken bottle? Now imagine Steve Zahn killing pierce brosnan. Then imagine Steve Zahn killing Chris rock or say Sean Bean, at most.

also:
Idaho - Sean Caan
Macbane - Adam Goldberg
Tara - Tara Reid
Dr_evil - Steve Buscemi
evilsquishy - Ali Larter
JBond - Kevin Spacey

[droidguy1119]

I can imagine Steve Zahn killing someone -- he was good enough in Joy Ride, and it's just one person.

Sean Caan, Macbane and dr_evil -- okay, and Adam Goldberg, for the record, seems like a cool guy.

Tara: Tara Reid comes off as too dumb in my opinion. I'm sticking with Kate Beckinsale.

evilsquishy -- still not right. Not bubbly enough.

JBond: That's what I suggested but Rogue and someone else made different suggestions, and they know him better.

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan (?)
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - Vanilla Ice (?)
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Steve Buscemi
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore (?)
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Sean Caan (?)
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton (?)
Macbane - Adam Goldberg
Peter - Viggo Mortenson (?)
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Noah Wyle (?)
PsychoMike - Jake Gyllenhaal/Ryan Phillipe/Edward Norton
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst (?)
Redman - Jason Statham
southern - Salma Hayek (?)
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale (?)
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Brendan Fraser (?)
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

That leaves:
Malitos_Sakhir
Mr.Matinee

We're getting closer, folks.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Fine i got my final suggestions.

Malitos Shakir - Brad Dourif
Mr. Matinee - Samuel L. Jackson
Tyross - Matt Damon
Peter - Stuart Townsend ;)

P.S. I chose townsend as a homage as townsend being peter jacksons first choice for LOTR's aragorn.

[droidguy1119]

Taking your suggestions and my personal feelings into account (and trying to save CK's dignity), here's what I think our final cast could/should be...

Rogue - Anne Hathaway
JBond - Nicholas Brendan
Sparhawk - Pierce Brosnan
spiderman_2k - Jason Lee
Brock Landers - Jeff Bridges
cg124 - Jon Favreau
Citizen Kane - John Cusack
Diablo23 - Johnny Depp
dr_evil - Steve Buscemi
droidguy1119 - Jack Black
evilsquishy - Drew Barrymore
HeadHunter - Johnny Knoxville
IdahoMR2man - Sean Caan
JimmyDean - 1980's Rob Lowe
Knerys - Eliza Dushku
Link - Bill Paxton
Macbane - Adam Goldberg
Malitos_Sakhir - Brad Dourif
Mr.Matinee - Samuel L. Jackson
Peter - Stuart Townsend
pixiness - Nicole Kidman
PlayingGod - Noah Wyle
PsychoMike - Ryan Phillipe
Rebecca - Kirsten Dunst
Redman - Jason Statham
southern - Salma Hayek
sphericthor - Colin Farrell
Tara - Kate Beckinsale
TenaciousD1212 - Steve Zahn
TyRoss - Brendan Fraser
with Colorado Cajun - Sean William Scott
and EvilDeadNDN - Bruce Campbell as The Bartender

[Diablo]

Big Cast :p

[pixiness]

Yeah - It'd cost a pretty penny too. :D

[Sparhawk]

Dave Chapelle!?!? ROFL!

Ummmm no.

Pierce. Thanks for the compliment Droid. Always liked him.

I've always kinda figured myself (movie star wise) a Ron Livingston type.

[pixiness]

haha - good choice

[Tenaciousd1212]

I could see zahn killing livingston, not brosnan though. And i respect you saving CK's dignity, but i'd make him Identyt co-star Ray liotta. Whateva.

[JimmyDean]

Am I 80s Rob Lowe cause all the ladies want some?

I'm confused :(

[Tenaciousd1212]

No, you're 80's rob lowe because you want some. i'm steve zahn, whose desperate for some.

[droidguy1119]

John Cusack seems thoughtful enough to be CK. CK just always seems to be thinking about something.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Originally posted by Diablo23
Big Cast :p
Yeah, but they get killed often so, it'd be only a whole cast for like 10 minutes.

[HeadHunter]

yeah but looking at the list the most expesive stars survive :p

[sphericthor]

You're just jealous because I got to live :p

[droidguy1119]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter.gif

[Tenaciousd1212]

LMAO! AWESOME!

[cg124]

fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[spiderman_2k]

Very Cool...:applaud:

:D

[droidguy1119]

:grin: Thanks...:)

[EvilDeadNDN]

Im diggin the poster.

for the movie.

that I will turn into a blockbuster.

[Diablo]

thats awesome, but johnny depp should be on one of the main lists since he is nominated for an oscar :p

[droidguy1119]

It could have taken a lot longer, but I listed the four players I thought were key and the rest alphabetical by last name.

lol, this is a poster where Nicole Kidman comes in 22nd (four marquee names, plus the smaller credits...).

[Diablo]

lol

[droidguy1119]

I had a more interesting look for the "BE MY BLOODY MURDER" part.

I'll change and add it if I have time, as a secondary poster. :)

[Diablo]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
I had a more interesting look for the "BE MY BLOODY MURDER" part.

I'll change and add it if I have time, as a secondary poster. :)

Go For It !! :D

[Knerys]

Hahaah that's awesome driod!!

[Tenaciousd1212]

Its an awesome poster, just i think you need an image or soem celebrity's face as a background...maybe elvis or wayne newton?

[droidguy1119]

Two alternate concepts:

a) The words were going to be blocky and just lines instead of filled in, so I could put glimpses of deaths and stuff inside the letters.
b) The letters would be written in red lipstick.

[Diablo]

so the tagline is "Be My Bloody Murder"

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
yeah but looking at the list the most expesive stars survive :p

Dude, according to this I'm Jeff Bridges(although I can't really see that) and I had my heart taken out in the first 10 minutes of the "film" :D

[droidguy1119]

The tagline is actually "Nothing says "I love you" quite like a cold-blooded decapitation."

That was one of a few choices...I thought about a bunch before making that one. The other good one was "Nothing says "I love you" quite like using a silencer."

I also toyed with "Forget your worries. Lose your heart. Watch your head." and some other ones.

:)

[Diablo]

thats cool, maybe somehow you should add the celebs from the movies, if thats possible?

(the good ones :p)

[droidguy1119]

I got some alternate posters...just a second :)

[Tenaciousd1212]

Put some celebs who die with their pics with x's through them.

[droidguy1119]

I'm trying to fix the original by adding a border, but the new one isn't loading right...:(

[Tenaciousd1212]

OOOOO, can i write the trailer?

[droidguy1119]

Alternate fonts:

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter2.jpg

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter3.jpg

And an alternate poster, which I think is very funny. :D

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposterb.jpg

[spiderman_2k]

LOL...That last one is great

[Diablo]

Great man... Brilliant

[droidguy1119]

Originally posted by droidguy1119 http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter.gif

-[--]-

Alternate fonts:

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter2.jpg

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter3.jpg

And an alternate poster, which I think is very funny. :D

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposterb.jpg

Moving them forward...:)

[Tenaciousd1212]

This Summer, You are cordially invited to Las Vegas…
You have 12 Days, to find true love...
And play a game…
And if you lose…

(SCREAM)

You die.

THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE!
STARRING:
Anne Hathaway
Nicholas Brendon
Jason Lee
Jon Favreau
Johnny Depp
Jack Black
Eliza Dushku
Nicole Kidman
Ryan Phillippe
Salma Hayek
Steve Zahn
And Pierce Brosnan.

Ready to Play?

[Tenaciousd1212]

Damn, my good font didn't show!

[Sparhawk]

:applaud: Nice work, Droid!

Just looking at the billing on that poster................it would easily be the most expensive movie ever made.

[droidguy1119]

My trailer?

[Adam Goldberg and Jason Lee walking down the street. Suddenly Jason Lee stops and does an Elvis impression. Adam Goldberg stares.]

Adam: What the hell is wrong with you?

[Universal logo rushes in, along with a couple production logos. Song: "Viva Las Vegas". High-speed shot of the city of Las Vegas at night.]

Narrator: The city that never sleeps -- one of the hottest vacation spots on the planet.

"Las Vegas" appears captioned on-screen.

[Split-frame shot of Anne Hathaway, Jason Lee, Pierce Brosnan, Nicholas Brendan, John Cusack, Johnny Depp and six other people arriving and doing various things at the airport.]

Narrator/Caption: 30 people. One hotel.

[The captions number off the actors onscreen as their split-frame slides in. Cut to a different 10 people, again in split-screen, including Jon Favreau, Jack Black, Steve Zahn, Eliza Dushku, Steve Buscemi and Ryan Philippe, checking into the hotel.]

Narrator/Caption: Looking for love.

[Cut to the final 10 people, including Jeff Bridges, Rob Lowe, Johnny Knoxville, Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell and Brendan Fraser, standing near Las Vegas landmarks, as if looking for someplace to go.]

Narrator/Caption: But unfortunately, someone's got a broken heart.

A little animated heart slides in at the end and cracks.

[Jason Lee, Steve Buscemi and Ryan Philippe, inside a gondola turn around and scream.]

Steve Buscemi: He's dead!

Ryan Philippe: Well, yeah, his heart's ripped out.

Jason Lee: Holy sh --

[Cut to the next shot, which is scored to "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet.]

Caption: A KILLER (a little animated knife zips by).

[Jack Black walks up to Pierce Brosnan, who is standing over what is made out to be a body.]

Jack Black: Holy cow! What the hell happened to him?

Pierce Brosnan: Which one? The dead guy or the crushed dead guy underneath?

Caption: A KIDNAPPER (animated noose falls down)

[Cut to Anne Hathaway, Salma Hayek, Eliza Dushku and Drew Barrymore looking bored in the back of a moving truck. They are tied to chairs.]

Caption: A SECRET ADMIRER (A heart appears and an arrow flies through it)

[Cut to Jack Black, Jason Lee and Colin Farrell examining a dead body.]

Colin Farrell: Close his eyelids.

Jack Black: What? Me? No way! I am not touching corpse!

Jason Lee: Just do it!

[A little blur shot, cut a few seconds. Jack Black closes the eyelids.]

Jack Black: OH, MOTHER OF GOD! I TOUCHED IT! AAAAAUGH!

[Jack Black runs out of the room.]

Narrator: If they follow the rules...

[Show a montage of random short clips from the story.]

Narrator: They just might get out alive.

[Show a shot with their name.]

Narrator: Anne Hathaway. Nicholas Brendan. Jason Lee. And Pierce Brosnan.

[Cut to the title card, including an animation of the axe-in-the-heart.]

Narrator: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

[Cut back to Lee and Farrell in the room. Jack Black can be heard down the hallway.]

Jack Black: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

[spiderman_2k]

:funny:

Thats great

[Diablo]

:applaud:

I wan't trailer 2 :p

[droidguy1119]

Two new posters...

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposterc.jpg

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposterd.jpg

[Diablo]

lol.. Cheesesticks...


is there somehow you can put the actors on the poster.. not all of them of course... but some of em..

[droidguy1119]

Probably, but this is just a Word document ctrl+c copied into MS Paint.

If I had Photoshop, I might have attempted, but I don't and I won't.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Alternate fonts:

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter2.jpg

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposter3.jpg

And an alternate poster, which I think is very funny. :D

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentineposterb.jpg



:lol: :grin: those are great, droid. "Watch your head"

[Diablo]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Probably, but this is just a Word document ctrl+c copied into MS Paint.

If I had Photoshop, I might have attempted, but I don't and I won't.

ah.. lol i have photoshop, but i have no clue how to use it :o

[droidguy1119]

Thanks :D

[Rogue]

I think Anne Hathaway should have her own poster with a knife. ;)

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
This Summer, You are cordially invited to Las Vegas…
You have 12 Days, to find true love...
And play a game…
And if you lose…

(SCREAM)

You die.

THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE!
STARRING:
Anne Hathaway
Nicholas Brendon
Jason Lee
Jon Favreau
Johnny Depp
Jack Black
Eliza Dushku
Nicole Kidman
Ryan Phillippe
Salma Hayek
Steve Zahn
And Pierce Brosnan.

Ready to Play?

I survive the whole thing and my character doesn't even make the 1st trailer :eek:

BTW great work droidguy :applaud:

[Knerys]

Hey I was kidnapped to you know!:p

[droidguy1119]

Ooops...:p

[Sparhawk]

LOL..........Cheesesticks!

Love the trailer too. I'd pay to see this.

[droidguy1119]

Look! More than just text!

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentinespostere.jpg

[spiderman_2k]

LOL

What do you make these on?

They are good.

[droidguy1119]

lol...Microsoft Paint...:D

[Tenaciousd1212]

Hey, first. My traielr's orignal font didn't show. Second, i only included those i could REMEMBER in the finale. Third, I think droid's better. I think a good poster would have most of the survivors in tuxedos and dresses, and at the beginning would be a dead character in a bloody tux, Pixi's nicole kidman in the middle, winking, and a person in a black cloak, examining a knife at the end (oh and spidey would have his with rips and cuts). Over it would say:
"This Summer, Love Kills."

Under:
"The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through"

[droidguy1119]

"Through..."

Through what?

[Tenaciousd1212]

The heart.

[droidguy1119]

Then it would sound better as:

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through it."

Of course, that doesn't make much sense...maybe:

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

Or also:

"The quickest way to a man's heart is a high-powered drill."

[Tenaciousd1212]

Nah, its gotta be through it or ribcage.
Or how about
"The quickest way to stop a man's heart is through his stomach."

[droidguy1119]

Except that sounds like an eating joke.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Damn your right.

How about, the quickest way to a man's heart is cutting through his ribcage.

[droidguy1119]

Hey, now that has a good rhythm to it. :D

[Rogue]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Look! More than just text!

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/droidguy1119/stvalentinespostere.jpg

I did it all for the No-Doze. ;) Thanks, droid. That's hilarious! :funny:

[Tenaciousd1212]

How about a poster That makes fun of a tv show or a movie poster or promo.

[droidguy1119]

I dunno. Maybe.

I think there could be some sort of TV spot that would relate to Survivor or something, but that's about it.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I think'd be hard to spoof one, but maybe. I think all the funny tv spots would have to be made up for a TV spot only, ala:
1. Three characters in an elevator talking about which way they'd most or least want to die.
2. Two characters sitting at a bar talking about how they think someone is a killer or someone's definately next, and then we reveal that the person is sitting right next to them.
3. A Blair witch like tv spot:
"If anyone sees this footage, then i have died. I have died at the hands of a cold blooded killer who roams los vegas killing off lovers one by one for the past 12 days. Pity me...Oh yeah, and i wanna give a shot out to my boys in boston! whoooo!"
or 4. Someone taking out life insurance on other people, then asking the man: "Are you sure this is legal?" "Kid, everything's legal in Vegas." "Alright then."

[droidguy1119]

These sound like outside-the-film deals -- special stuff shot for the trailers.

[Diablo]

just do another bloody trailer :p

[Tenaciousd1212]

Yeah, like they did for orange county. That's what i'm saying, they're always funnier.

[droidguy1119]

I had a good beginning for one...

(Please note that this may not be precisely accurate -- mainly who was there -- but this is how I remember it.)

[Shot of Salma Hayek lying, getting a massage next to Drew Barrymore.]

Salma Hayek: I wish I had some chocolate-covered strawberries...

[In the background, Johnny Depp, Jack Black, Steve Zahn, and Ryan Philippe all turn around, rushing to offer strawberries.]

[Tenaciousd1212]

Have this be the ending:
Black: Hold on ladies, there's a food market about 2 miles away, i'll be back in an hour.
*Runs off*
Phillippe: Oh yeah, there's a fruit bar over there.
Zahn: I saw it first!
Depp: The hell you did!

[droidguy1119]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
Have this be the ending:
Black: Hold on ladies, there's a food market about 2 miles away, i'll be back in an hour.
*Runs off*
Phillippe: Oh yeah, there's a fruit bar over there.
Zahn: I saw it first!
Depp: The hell you did!

Not quite...gotta nail the personalities, man!

Black: Hold it! Hold it! Food market, 2 miles, that way! Stay where you are! I'm on it!

*runs off*

Depp: Well. I for one, will just get you something from the fruit bar over here.

Philippe: Not if I get there first!

Zahn: The hell you will!

*Zahn tackles Philippe, Depp stares.*

[Tenaciousd1212]

I know the personalities, i think that your ways better. But when Depp stares, he should turn to a lady and go.
"How about just a round of drinks, eh?"

and i got another TV spot:
(Jack Black, sweaty and exhausted, enters an empty masseuse room with a whole box full of strawberries and a bottle of chocolate syrup)
Black: Allright, let the good times...
(Notices no ones there, begins to cry)
Black: *Sob* Why does this always happen to me!
(Black continues to sob, and begins to eat strawberries, mxing "Mmmms" with cries.)

[droidguy1119]

No, no, no...I don't know who that sounds like (and it sounds like someone) but not quite Black. More like:

[Black runs back into the room with the strawberries and chocolate syrup.]

Black: Alright! Party is on! These are some ass-kicking strawberries right...

[Black notices the room is empty, except for the masseuse sitting in the back.]

Black: Where'd they go?

Masseuse: They vent to bar.

Black: God dammit! They ask for strawberries, I get strawberries. What do they do?

[Thrashes.]

Black: Leave! How could they! Fu -- man, you...they went to the bar?

[The masseuse nods.]

Black: Alright. Fine. Cool. That's the way it's gonna be?

[Black walks out, angrily knocking over a small plastic table by the pool on his way out.]

Black: GOIN' TO THE GODDAMN BAR!

[Diablo]

lol

[droidguy1119]

Any other music suggestions beyond what I had in trailer 1?

"Are You Gonna Be My Girl" - Jet
"Viva Las Vegas" - Elvis Presley (I'm sure this is spidey's favorite :p)

[EvilDeadNDN]

maybe that one BOW BOW chick..chick.. chickachickAH! song from ferris buelers day off.

[Colorado Cajun]

Love Bites by Def Leppard

[EvilDeadNDN]

This Love by pantera

[Tenaciousd1212]

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Gun's N Roses.

Also heres 2 other TV spots:
(At Hard Rock, everyone's eating having a good time)
Zahn: Hey everyone, foods on me.
Hathaway: isn't that kind of expensive?
Zahn: Don't worry, the district pays for it. Just like the time i went to detroit.
(2 men walk up to Zahn)
Man #1: Are you John Gere of NYC?
Zahn: yes I am.
Man # 2: I'm from the I.R.S.
Zahn:...Me speaka no englais.

and

(Three girls are tied to the chairs, in the back of a van)
Southern: *Chuckles*
Knery: Why are you laughing?
Southern: That one episode of The Brady Bunch when they find greg with cigarettes, and he's trying to make up excuses.
Knery: Hm. *Chuckles* I guess that is kind of funny.

[droidguy1119]

TV Spot:

[Animated arrow-through-heart.]

Voice-Over: It's murder in Las Vegas.

[Steve Buscemi enters a room with some of the other actors.]

Steve Buscemi: So...who's dead today?

[Animated axe-in-heart.]

Voice-over: A bunch of clues.

[Steve Zahn, Jack Black, and Jason Lee near a fountain.]

Steve Zahn: We haven't caught the guy yet, but don't worry. I've got some extra protection.

[Steve Zahn pulls out a gun. A pedestrian screams.]

Pedestrian: Oh, my God! He's got a gun!

Pedestrian 2: Get him!

[Someone runs up and tackles Zahn.]

[An animated noose drops down.]

Voice-Over: And the only way to survive...is to take action.

[Jack Black is sitting at the bar with Jon Favreau.]

Jack Black: NO! NO! I'm not going anywhere! I've been sitting here all week and nothing's gone wrong so far!

[Jack Black falls off his stool.]

Title Card/Voice-Over: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

[Tenaciousd1212]

LOL. Here's another TV spot:

(Cupid is flying on screen)

Voice: Some people think valentine's as a day of love...

(An Ax flies into cupid, who falls dead)

Voice: Some people are dead wrong.

(Pics of Las Vegas show)

Voice: For 30 people, All Bets are Off.

(Pic of The group at the plane crash site)

Black: At least they died peacefully.

(Man crawls out)

Man: Help...me!
Zahn: ZOMBIE! KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS!

(The group runs at the man)

CARD: THE ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE...
WHEN THE ARROW'S DON'T BELONG TO CUPID! COMING SOON!

[droidguy1119]

That can't be all of it...

[Tenaciousd1212]

I'm sorry i accidentally pressed enter too many times, so i had to edit it.

[droidguy1119]

And...that was it?

[pixiness]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
My trailer?

[Adam Goldberg and Jason Lee walking down the street. Suddenly Jason Lee stops and does an Elvis impression. Adam Goldberg stares.]

Adam: What the hell is wrong with you?

[Universal logo rushes in, along with a couple production logos. Song: "Viva Las Vegas". High-speed shot of the city of Las Vegas at night.]

Narrator: The city that never sleeps -- one of the hottest vacation spots on the planet.

"Las Vegas" appears captioned on-screen.

[Split-frame shot of Anne Hathaway, Jason Lee, Pierce Brosnan, Nicholas Brendan, John Cusack, Johnny Depp and six other people arriving and doing various things at the airport.]

Narrator/Caption: 30 people. One hotel.

[The captions number off the actors onscreen as their split-frame slides in. Cut to a different 10 people, again in split-screen, including Jon Favreau, Jack Black, Steve Zahn, Eliza Dushku, Steve Buscemi and Ryan Philippe, checking into the hotel.]

Narrator/Caption: Looking for love.

[Cut to the final 10 people, including Jeff Bridges, Rob Lowe, Johnny Knoxville, Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell and Brendan Fraser, standing near Las Vegas landmarks, as if looking for someplace to go.]

Narrator/Caption: But unfortunately, someone's got a broken heart.

A little animated heart slides in at the end and cracks.

[Jason Lee, Steve Buscemi and Ryan Philippe, inside a gondola turn around and scream.]

Steve Buscemi: He's dead!

Ryan Philippe: Well, yeah, his heart's ripped out.

Jason Lee: Holy sh --

[Cut to the next shot, which is scored to "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet.]

Caption: A KILLER (a little animated knife zips by).

[Jack Black walks up to Pierce Brosnan, who is standing over what is made out to be a body.]

Jack Black: Holy cow! What the hell happened to him?

Pierce Brosnan: Which one? The dead guy or the crushed dead guy underneath?

Caption: A KIDNAPPER (animated noose falls down)

[Cut to Anne Hathaway, Salma Hayek, Eliza Dushku and Drew Barrymore looking bored in the back of a moving truck. They are tied to chairs.]

Caption: A SECRET ADMIRER (A heart appears and an arrow flies through it)

[Cut to Jack Black, Jason Lee and Colin Farrell examining a dead body.]

Colin Farrell: Close his eyelids.

Jack Black: What? Me? No way! I am not touching corpse!

Jason Lee: Just do it!

[A little blur shot, cut a few seconds. Jack Black closes the eyelids.]

Jack Black: OH, MOTHER OF GOD! I TOUCHED IT! AAAAAUGH!

[Jack Black runs out of the room.]

Narrator: If they follow the rules...

[Show a montage of random short clips from the story.]

Narrator: They just might get out alive.

[Show a shot with their name.]

Narrator: Anne Hathaway. Nicholas Brendan. Jason Lee. And Pierce Brosnan.

[Cut to the title card, including an animation of the axe-in-the-heart.]

Narrator: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

[Cut back to Lee and Farrell in the room. Jack Black can be heard down the hallway.]

Jack Black: THAT'S DISGUSTING!


LOVE LOVE LOVE the trailer!

[pixiness]

And the suggestion of Def Leppard's Love Bites - that's awesome!

Although I would also suggest Cake's "Love You Madly"

I don't want to wonder
If this is a blunder
I don't want to worry whether
We're gonna stay together
'Till we die

I don't want to jump in
Unless this music's thumping
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards
When the elephants arrive

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

I don't want to fake it
I just want to make it
The ornaments look pretty
But they're pulling down the branches
Of the Tree

I don't want to think about it
I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips
I want to sink down to the bottom
Of the sea darn, if only I had drowned someone

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now, yeah
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

I don't want to hold back
I don't want to slip down
I don't want to think back to the one thing that I know I
Should have done

I don't want to doubt you
Know everything about you
I don't want to sit across the table from you
Wishing I could run

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

[droidguy1119]

Thanks :D

Did you see the posters a page back?

[pixiness]

yes I did - good stuff!

[Tenaciousd1212]

here's My Last Trailer:

Hathaway (Voice): Las Vegas, Sin City.

(Various shots of Las Vegas)

Hathaway (Voice): The Home of Gambling...

(Shot of Psychomike and Southern at the craps table)

Hathaway (Voice): ...Lounge Singers...

(Shot of Steve Zahn laughing at seigfried and roy getting attacked by a tiger *not shown, just tiger sounds and yelling*)

Hathaway (Voice): and...

(Shot of Jack Black opening the closet with the three people with x's in their foreheads *we do not see the front of the corpses*)

Hathaway (Voice): ...Murder.

("Help" by the beatles starts up)

Hathaway (Voice): Now me and 30 other people...

(Shows checkerboard shot of everyone in the game)

Hathaway (Voice): Must defeat a killer...

(Shot of Steve Zahn, Jack Black, Johnny Depp, Jon Favreau, and Jason Lee on the streets*

Zahn: I got some extra protection *Pulls out Gun*
Woman Tourist: OH MY GOD, HE'S GOT A GUN!
Man Tourist: Not in my country!
*Man Tourist punches Zahn*
Black:Okay, Who's up for cheesesticks?

Hathaway (Voice): Before we lose our lives...

(Shot of girls in the van, tied to chairs)

Knery: *Muffled* We've got high hopes, we've got high hopes, we've got...
Southern: SHUT UP!


Hathaway (Voice): And the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

(Card Shows up, Cut to last shot of Jason Lee, Bill Paxton, and Bruce Campbell at the bar)

Paxton: Cheers! *Takes Drink, falls down dead*
Lee:...Barkeep, I'll have what he had.

Kidman (Voice): (Singing) Coming soon...to a theater near you!

[droidguy1119]

Here's my reworking of TenD's TV Spot

Voice-Over: Las Vegas, Sin City.

[Overhead shots of Las Vegas at night.]

Voice-Over: The Home of Gambling...

[Shot of Ryan Philippe and Salma Hayek at the craps tables.]

Voice-Over: Lounge singers…

[Shot of Jack Black opening the closet with the three people with X’s in their foreheads.]

Voice-Over: And murder.

[Shot of Jack Black leaping back as the three bodies fall out. They hit the floor, making a loud thumping sound. Steve Buscemi, from behind Black, looks appalled.]

Steve Buscemi: Well, weren’t you going to catch them?

Jack Black: What? Are you crazy?

Johnny Depp: Well, they are dead. They can’t really complain.

[“Help” by the Beatles starts up.]

Voice-Over: Now, these tourists must defeat a killer…

[Checkerboard shot of everyone in the game]

[Steve Zahn, Jack Black, and Jason Lee near a fountain.]

Steve Zahn: We haven't caught the guy yet, but don't worry. I've got some extra protection.

[Steve Zahn pulls out a gun. A pedestrian screams.]

Pedestrian: Oh, my God! He's got a gun!

Pedestrian 2: Get him!

[Someone runs up and tackles Zahn. Black laughs uproariously.]

Voice-Over: …before they kill themselves.

[Shot of the girls in the back of the van, tied to chairs.]

Eliza Dushku: *Muffled* We've got high hopes, we've got high hopes, we've got...

Salma Hayek: SHUT UP!

Voice-Over/Title Card: The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

[Card Shows up, Cut to last shot of Jason Lee, Bill Paxton, and Bruce Campbell at the bar]

Paxton: Cheers!

[Paxton falls over, hitting the ground with a dull thump.]

Jon Favreau: Is he dead?

Colin Farrell: I’ll have what he’s having.

All Bets Are Off [release date]

[Tenaciousd1212]

Actaully, you can't show the corpses falling, that'd reveal who dies. BTW, anyone notice the game is no longer that much of a horror as it was a dark, macabre comedy?

[pixiness]

Another great trailer droid...

And it was always supposed to be a dark comedy - sick and twisted and gross - but always funny ;)

[Tenaciousd1212]

Hey, droid sampled my trailer, i should get credit!

[droidguy1119]

I have an idea of how the bodies falling out of the closet would be shot to not expose the deaths, but I can't get it to look right in drawing form.

[Tenaciousd1212]

you gotta show them from a back view.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Who do you think would be the standout of the film? I think Lee as Spidey collapsing on the treadmill.

[droidguy1119]

No, I have a way to do it that isn't from a back view.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I think a back view would be perfect, have the door open, with the three heads just fall foward.

[droidguy1119]

Yeah, but I have a shot that would lend itself more to comedy.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ok. And BTW, can anyone think of something that'd be funny post credits of the movie? I think either a shot of my ghost arguing with links ghost or Wayne Newton being arrested by cops for alleged murder charges.

P.S. How many cameos would their be in this film? I mean the lounge singers, the ghostbusters, AC/DC...it'd be insane.

[droidguy1119]

lol, this movie is already insane, we packed 30 A and B-list stars into this movie and 18-something-billed Johnny Depp for Anne Hathaway.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I know, but i bet you one thing though, it wouldn't flop.

[droidguy1119]

lol...if somehow it did it would undoubtedly shut down whatever studio (Universal) it was at...

Imagine how much just the stars' payroll would be? Then, we're shooting in the hot spots of Las Vegas...

[Tenaciousd1212]

If it were to bomb club dread style, then not only would the studio be ruined, look at all the names!

[droidguy1119]

Aw. Club Dread wasn't a bomb, my friend said it did better than Super Troopers -- CD, like ST, will find life on DVD. I thought it was great, so did the aforementioned friend.

[Tenaciousd1212]

I thought club dread was friggin hilarious too (Pac-man and Pina Colada Berg lmao), i hope CD comes as a dvd big. ST did decent in the theaters but unfortunately, broken lizard came in tenth on its opening weekend. Funny, the premise for that is loosley like the one we have.