DangerMouse
12-22-2003, 03:07 PM
Lord of the Rings- Audience Participation
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly,
"Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming:
"YOU SHALLNOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas
could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip
every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went
to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the
top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end,
bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of
Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand
up and shout "RUNFOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's
what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before
you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's
Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a
single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the
movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and
wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for
tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between
Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater
during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for
governor ofCalifornia.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man!Charlotte's
really let herself go!"
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly,
"Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming:
"YOU SHALLNOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas
could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip
every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went
to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the
top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end,
bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of
Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand
up and shout "RUNFOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's
what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before
you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's
Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a
single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the
movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and
wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for
tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between
Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater
during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for
governor ofCalifornia.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man!Charlotte's
really let herself go!"